00:07Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie are steaming up the big screen in Wuthering Heights,
00:12although literary purists aren't loving this spicy twist on the 1847 classic novel.
00:18Check out these hilariously bad reviews. Emily Bronte died of tuberculosis 177 years ago,
00:25yet this adaptation is still the worst thing that has ever happened to her.
00:28I'm gonna jump from a Wuthering Heights. Brutal.
00:32The R-rated flick is far from historically accurate and it features a healthy amount of sex scenes,
00:38some quite kinky, compared to the book, which has zero.
00:42The post-film critic Johnny Oleksinki raved that the stars are so hot, they self-combust.
00:48He said Jacob Elordi's character had women on the edge of their seats, quote,
00:52When newly made over Heathcliff came back to Wuthering Heights through a cloud of dense fog,
00:58The woman next to me gasped, like she just received a marriage proposal.
01:02The excitement is palpable, just ask Trisha Paytas and her husband Moses,
01:06who cosplayed as Wuthering Heights for Valentine's Day.
01:10Hailey Bieber also got into the spirit at the Sydney premiere in an eye-popping black lace lingerie look.
01:16Let's bring back pants, joked one hater.
01:19And Charlie XCX did the soundtrack, so it's safe to say anachronism is brat.
01:33Despite the bonkers reviews, moviegoers appear to be along for the ride.
01:37It's the number one movie in America, raking in over $34 million.
01:43One ex-user named Calf tweeted,
01:45To be honest, my Wuthering Heights experience was really fun, because every time I thought,
01:50oh, this scene might actually get good, Charlie XCX starts f***ing belting out some auto-tune noise,
01:56and my friend and I would start laughing.
01:58Everyone in that cinema was just losing their s***.
02:01Amid the social media chatter, fans dredged up this viral 2024 clip of Tina Fey on Los Culturistas,
02:08in which she savagely takes down director Emerald Fennell's bold choices.
02:13Are you having a problem with salt burn?
02:16Shh, quiet luxury.
02:18Keep it to yourself, because what are you going to do when Emerald Fennell calls you about her next project,
02:23where you play Carey Mulligan's co-worker in the bridal section of Harrods,
02:28and then act three takes a sexually violent turn, and you have to pretend to be surprised by that turn.
02:34Wuthering Heights seems to have something for everyone, unless you're Tina Fey or an English teacher.
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