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"The Cleering"

Music:
-MineWarriorKing's Tune that plays upon entry.
-TF2 Archimedes
-TF2 a little heart to heart
-Molbo WIP3 (Gooseworx)
-Off [Pepper Steak]
-Giorno's Theme (Golden Win Remix Jay D)
-Don't Starve D.R. Style
-FNF Kapi OST Beathoven
-Retrospecter's Remix of FNF South
-Mambo No. 555 - Royalty Free Latin Jazz
-Silent Forest {Sonic Lost World}
-Shirk - Haunted (Markiplier's Horror Theme)
-Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up"

Timestamps:
(Intro) 0:00 - 0:26 (Intro)
(The Cleere Invasion) 0:27 - 04:06 (The Cleere Invasion)
(Admin Help 1?) 04:07 - 4:32 (Admin Help 1?)
(Cleering) 04:33 - 05:08 (Cleering)
(Admin Help 2?) 05:09 - 06:01 (Admin Help 2?)
(Cleere's Time) 06:02 - 10:40 (Cleere's Time)
(035?) 10:41 - 12:22 (035?)
(079 Gameplay) 12:23 - 14:00 (079 Gameplay)
(372 Playment?) 14:01 - 19:55 (372 Playment?)
Coolio 19:56 - 28:38
28:39 - 28:51 A&C caught lackin'
(Elongation 1) 28:52 - 34:22 (Elongation 1)
(Play) 34:23 - 36:38 (Play)
(Rubbing a nut) 36:39 - 38:32 (Rubbing a nut)
(Elongation 2) 38:33 - 45:19 (Elongation 2)
(Outro) 45:20 - 45:31 (Outro)

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Transcript
00:133, 2, 1, GO!
00:16Why do you not stop looking at your camera?
00:18I want to see the ones who are talking about.
00:19I am here in your pocket dimension.
00:22Bruh, Breezer is, again, a zombie.
00:26You're not a zombie, you know it.
00:29You can, like, dip out.
00:33Oof.
00:39Wait, um, Larry, send people into your pocket dimension.
00:43I'm trying.
00:50There you go, Clear.
00:51I like it that I cannot die in this dimension.
01:07Wait, why don't you both be Larrys?
01:10Bruh.
01:11No.
01:11No.
01:13Oh!
01:13Yes.
01:18No, what?
01:19What?
01:21We can get VR Boy in this.
01:27Okay.
01:28I think that'd be funny.
01:38I wish I could just talk to people.
01:42Someone died in your pocket dimension in chaos.
01:46A and C found the exit.
01:48I found G9.
01:50Oh my gosh, how many dead bodies are here?
01:53One that's Breezer, one that's me.
01:55One that's me.
01:57One that's me.
01:58One that's me.
02:01Yeah, I saw him.
02:03Um, he escaped.
02:06It's been done.
02:08It's finished.
02:08Wait, I don't want to go there because I don't want to be stuck out there.
02:11Hehehe.
02:13Oh.
02:14I just saw someone go up the elevator, I think.
02:19Oh.
02:19There's a guard.
02:20Get ready.
02:26It's 35.
02:30I don't know who we can eat when he is.
02:34Well, they're obviously clear.
02:36You have to memorize them by their name.
02:39Clear 37.
02:40Clear 32.
02:43Uh.
02:45Uh.
02:46Uh.
02:50That's not good.
02:57Chaos Insurgency has entered the facility.
03:01Uh.
03:03Okay.
03:05There's more people.
03:10Down here.
03:11Yeah.
03:16Uh.
03:33Simply.
03:34Look at the names clear.
03:37What do you see?
03:38You know what?
03:42No, no, no, no.
03:45No, no.
03:46No, no.
03:46Apparently, apparently the airboy is not my dad.
03:57Oh, I'm going to deny.
04:04There, Breezer, you have it.
04:08Hey, who's Sam?
04:10Hey, what's up?
04:11Do you want to change your SCP?
04:13I guess turn me to SP096-shyguy?
04:18Alright, are you sure?
04:20I mean...
04:21I mean...
04:24I guess turn me to Larry.
04:26Larry's a pretty good one.
04:27Okay, I'll do you there then.
05:01Follow me.
05:02Follow me.
05:02I'm gonna do you there.
05:09I'm gonna do you there.
05:10I'm gonna do you there.
05:10Five, six, seven...
05:11Five, six, seven...
05:17Hey, yo, Squid, you want to be another SCP?
05:24Yeah.
05:25Okay, then who do you want to be?
05:31I'm thinking about it.
05:32I'm thinking of being camera, but I'm thinking of being nut because you're um...
05:41I'm not staying.
05:43Actually, I'm going back to spectator.
05:45Then I want to be this.
05:49Alright, you can stay at 049.
05:52Good job.
06:02What time is it?
06:04It's time to...
06:05Alguien sabe como puedo hacerme invisible con el empresario en el juego del gordo y sus amigos, cada vez que
06:11me met.
06:12What time is it?
06:14It's time to...
06:15We're clear out.
06:26Why?
06:28I don't know.
06:29Never mind.
06:32Why?
06:34I said I don't know.
06:36Why?
06:36Chaos.
07:05Microphone.
07:06Microphone.
07:06Hi.
07:08Microphone.
07:09Oh.
07:10Wait.
07:11You guys want to know something fun?
07:14You guys are guards.
07:16Oh.
07:16You guys are guards.
07:23Mine.
07:24Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
07:26I just want to beat one of you.
07:27I got robbed from an 05.
07:31Squid took me.
07:33I'll bait me.
07:36Okay.
07:37I will.
07:38Out, dude.
07:42Just...
07:42Alright.
07:45My game's fucked up.
07:47Beyond all repairs.
07:48What do you mean?
07:51Okay, so I died in a, like, intersection with an armory in Peanuts' room, and then I appeared, but instead
07:58of Peanuts' room, it was PC-15.
08:02Oh, okay.
08:04I'm so fucking confused.
08:10Can I kill you, by the way?
08:12No, actually, you guys look at this man.
08:17What's that Russian wine-walking music?
08:23Yes.
08:37Oh!
08:40There's no KOS rule.
08:42Can I do it?
08:42You can kill him.
08:44Can I do it?
08:52Bad.
08:59Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
08:59Uh, mine- uh,
09:01Let's see!
09:02What?
09:06Hehehehe
09:08Make sure he doesn't get out. If he does, you can stab him.
09:31Oh computer time with clear
09:43I'm so sad
09:49Broski, may I know what SCP you are?
09:57106 I see
09:59Oh, say that for a sec, say that for a sec
10:01Oh, kiss, I'mma kiss you computer
10:05Do you wanna get one?
10:12SCP-07, not a success, terminated by Alpha of Warhead
10:23The end
10:25The clear invasion is over
10:29There will be no more clear third season season
10:32The baby, the baby, the baby
10:37Bros, everyone's name
10:39The baby
10:40Time to roll
10:50What if 035 picks up 035
10:57Yo, my man
11:03What you gonna do, get me?
11:16Yo, dude I'm 035, don't worry
11:20Stop, you're gonna lag the game
11:23Oh my gosh, stop
11:25We're lagging the game, bro
11:28Now, hey, bro
11:53I don't have a card, I just have a gun, how good is that?
12:00at least i got a disarmor
12:19wow that is so easy
12:22oh i have a park oh oh i got a game and a cosmic store
12:30uh cos where's cos
12:36okay
12:41i killed two people it's about to be 13
12:45thanks guys
12:47yeah i'm zombie now
12:51why
12:53what
12:57bruh why
12:59hello
13:01i just think i just saw someone
13:10that's 372
13:12alright 2914
13:15nobody's in it
13:17has entered the facility
13:20all remaining personnel are advised to proceed with standard evacuation protocols
13:25until an mtf squad reaches your destination
13:29awaiting recontainment of three scp subjects
13:41i'm not i see you
13:47i'm not gonna be overpowered being 049 i'm just gonna be a zombie
13:50let's go computer let's go
13:55let's stop them for a second so technically just be a body bag
13:59i'm not gonna be overpowered
14:10Okay...
14:16Mobile Task Force Unit Exelon-11, designated Delta-4, has entered the facility.
14:24All remaining personnel are advised to proceed with standard alerted evacuation protocols
14:29until an MTF squad reaches your destination.
14:35Awaiting recontainment of one is seeking the subject.
15:22Game, click on the other side that is unukuished to get threat-cow.
15:24These deals are in force at this point.
15:24Fire.
15:26Fire.
15:27Fire.
15:30Fire, fire.
15:38Oh, hello, hello, what's up?
15:42Yeah, that's right.
15:45Okay, right.
16:23Okay, right now.
16:40Oh, well, I'm, I guess I'm your commander now, what's up?
16:49One out of five generators have activated.
16:56Imagine being dead.
17:10I was gonna murder that night.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:15Oh, my God.
17:19Oh, my God.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:22Oh, my God.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:31Oh, my God.
17:38Oh, my God.
17:41Oh, my God.
17:43Oh, my God.
17:47Oh, my God.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:56Oh, my God.
17:57Oh, my God.
17:58Oh, my God.
17:59Oh, my God.
18:00Oh, my God.
18:00Oh, my God.
18:01Oh, my God.
18:01Oh, my God.
18:01Oh, my God.
18:01Oh, my God.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:15Yo, that's crazy broskies.
18:20Two out of five generators activated.
18:38One, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three.
18:48I'm not wanting this.
18:49Thank you!
19:19Chaos insurgency has entered the center.
19:36Board control system repair. Confront.
19:51You messed up.
20:15Okay, who's spamming balls on me?
20:20It's giving him a bit in line.
20:28Fun fact, my Minecraft IGN is my Twitch IGN.
20:34Fun fact, did you like getting shot?
20:39Hey guys.
20:42Mine, stop changing your name to the pooled ANC.
20:45Oh, okay.
20:45You're not the pooled ANC.
20:47Alright.
20:53Bruh, he really had to shut that door on me.
20:55That's like the one rule anything on the server does not shut the doors on your teammates.
21:05You've tempted me.
21:06Like beyond.
21:08Okay, Squid Reaper.
21:10You ready? Let's go.
21:11Wait, hold on. Let's go.
21:13No! Oh, there we go.
21:19You ready?
21:20Yeah, me too. If I could see through, that'd be weird.
21:22This is the subject.
21:23Like, is your skin made of raw aspicules?
21:26I can't see through.
21:28Can you drill?
21:30Oh.
21:33What in the?
21:53You know I'm right here, Jaylee.
21:56I think you are really pushing them.
22:00That is punishing.
22:01He's the last one.
22:03Nope.
22:05You can only do it if he has a gun.
22:09Are you ready, kids?
22:11No!
22:12That means you can't shoot people and shut it.
22:14Say aye aye, captain, or else.
22:17So I can't shoot people and any captain.
22:19Okay.
22:28Which means if the Larry is smart, he may use the portal to teleport because Larry share portals.
22:35Oh yes, hello.
22:38Look at the elevator real quick.
22:41Um.
22:45Hey, it's just better.
22:47Will you shoot him?
22:48Or will you disarm him?
22:51That's the real question.
22:52Say, Vam, you have to drop your...
22:55How am I supposed to get him?
22:57He is disagreeing.
23:09Let's go get him, boy.
23:20Let's go...
23:22Let's go...
23:23I mean, he's still...
23:25Larry!
23:51What are you aiming at?!
23:52What are you aiming at?!
24:01Hey, what?
24:05He can get you.
24:06Dumb.
24:06He's just aiming at me.
24:16Death?
24:17He can get you.
24:20Dumb.
24:22He's just aiming at me.
24:22I've hit.
24:35Did you hear this?
24:37You hear me.
24:39Damn!
24:43Yes! Cosmic Storm is a streamer. Let me mess with him for five seconds. Now he's SCP-173. Now he's
24:51SCP-106. Now he's SCP-049. Now he's a Chaos Insurgency. Now he's a Spectator.
25:05And he left.
25:10Uh, SCP-500?
25:11No, thank you.
25:13Okay.
25:14Don't mind me. Don't mind me. Don't mind me.
25:15Alright, well, can I have my Facility Manager and Flashlight back when we get out?
25:20Yes. Yes.
25:21Give a picture.
25:22Back in.
25:23I have the wall.
25:25Open the door.
25:27Open the door.
25:30No!
25:31Why would you-
25:32Why would you do that?
25:34I don't know.
25:35You're supposed to be my right-hand man. Stay out.
25:37Just kidding.
25:39Are you like the devil on his shoulder?
25:42I'm just listening to Wilbur such a new boyfriend.
25:44What's that gonna do?
25:46Yep.
25:48Okay, let's-
25:50Oh!
25:52Run!
25:52Why did it take everyone so long to put in that card into 914?
26:03Oh, that Cosmic Storm's back.
26:06The streamer's back.
26:07The streamer's back.
26:07The card in 914?
26:07The streamer-
26:08Wait, what?
26:09What do you want to say?
26:11Why does it take everyone so long to put in that card into 914?
26:15It doesn't.
26:16We've just been circling around here.
26:17I literally was at the-
26:18I was at an entry gate.
26:21For about like, three minutes?
26:23Waiting.
26:26Understandable.
26:28Thanks for wasting your time.
26:30What?
26:32Cocaine was telling me that Ender was gay.
26:35Is this true?
26:38If you look on this profile, I guess you could save this.
26:44Oh, you need this.
26:47I need the ball.
26:47I am the holy light bearer.
26:50I bear a holy light.
26:52It's clear.
26:53It's clear.
26:54Holy fucking yes.
26:55But I have to-
26:56Shh.
26:57Well.
26:57Run.
26:59What are you doing?
27:01What are you doing?
27:05Get out of there.
27:07Apparently, I dropped a piece of cereal.
27:10But I don't know where the fuck it happened.
27:17Get back!
27:18It hurts!
27:19It hurts!
27:21Chop it!
27:23Yes, we won't.
27:27Stop!
27:27I'm triggered.
27:28Let's go through.
27:30That sucks.
27:36Stop.
27:37Stop.
27:41Stop!
27:42Tryna be right as test as it.
27:45Stop!
27:48Stop!
27:50Stop!
27:51I'm gonna be right as test as it.
27:52I'm not coming!
27:53Step!
27:53Step!
27:54Step!
28:04Oh yes, no gun. As you can see, no gun.
28:08You just use your hands to main, and then see who's fed.
28:19Hey, the first facility guard.
28:25Whoa, is that the scientist's creator? No, it's just you.
28:37Bruh.
28:38You mean okay?
28:43Hmm, totally legit.
28:50Totally legit.
28:51Oh, wow.
28:53Yes, you're quite stuck.
29:01Okay.
29:02At least you can noclip.
29:04Yeah, so now I'm not stuck.
29:09I want you to just see this in a normal video game.
29:13I know, right?
29:15Just a stretched out version of 096.
29:18Jesus.
29:19He wouldn't be scary because he can't go through the doors, but at the same time, yo.
29:29Now small.
29:30Oh my god.
29:31Oh my gosh.
29:33I know what to do.
29:34You look like SCP-372 now.
29:39Oh yes.
29:40Oh my gosh.
29:42I'm having a mini tantrum.
29:49Bro.
29:52Yep.
29:53Mini tantrum.
29:54Donalds with that?
29:57Uh-oh.
29:58There we go.
29:59Oh, no.
30:08Oh, yeah.
30:10I'm white.
30:14Oh, no.
30:15I'm white.
30:17Oh, no.
30:19White dog.
30:21Can't go through the door.
30:24Normal dog can.
30:27Yet to be normal.
30:29Oh, no.
30:30You may be stuck in here.
30:34White dog.
30:37Oh, white.
30:38We're very buff, you know.
30:41We just work out.
30:43True.
30:44It is.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:49Imagine this in game.
30:52Just on the wall looking like a paper.
30:55Just coming out at them.
30:58Hold on.
30:58Oh, my God.
31:10Oh, my God.
31:13Oh, my God.
31:15It's just so realistic.
31:18It's just paper.
31:20Terminated.
31:22Termination.
31:22Welcome.
31:23To peanut.
31:25Don't worry.
31:26We have something we want to do, too.
31:32Stay, peanut.
31:34Stay.
31:35Be.
31:38That's a pretty thin nut.
31:45Yes.
31:47Two-dimensional nut.
31:49Paper nut.
31:50Gosh.
31:52Yes.
31:53Long nut.
31:54Yes.
31:56Long nut.
32:01Oh, my God.
32:03Long nut.
32:05His eyes are just bulging out.
32:07Oh, Jesus.
32:13Mega nut.
32:15Mega nut.
32:17Oh, shit.
32:21Longometer.
32:36I broke it so long.
32:50I broke it.
32:51I broke it.
33:01Mobile Task Force Unit.
33:06M1.
33:1111.
33:13Designated.
33:16Sierra.
33:1915.
33:24Has entered the facility.
33:29All remaining personnel are advised to proceed with standard evacuation protocols until an MTF squad reaches your destination.
33:40This is your destination. Substantial threat to safety remains within the facility. Exercise caution.
33:49You're here.
33:50Yeah.
33:51Oh yeah, look at the MTF right there.
33:53Oh yeah, look at him.
33:56Oh jeez.
34:00Can I just sit in here?
34:02No, I can't sit in there.
34:03Oh crap.
34:05Now let's go visit the chaos car.
34:17It's an emergency.
34:18Oh my god.
34:20Cite.
34:22No, I can't.
34:24Cite.
34:26Cite.
34:28Cite.
34:29Cite.
34:31Cite.
34:36Attention all personnel, the light containment zone decontamination process will occur in T-minus 15
34:45Do you want to become a guard or a scientist or a D-class?
35:00I don't know, Scientist, I don't know, okay, because we don't need four 3-7 tubes, there was four, yeah,
35:09there were four
35:16My goodness, easy
35:31I've come to a fatal bliss in the eternity of death
35:36Oh no, and then there's this
35:40My only route out, okay, bye
35:43No, no, no
35:48...of the subjects.
35:54Ozwick went and ruined it all.
35:56I said that he hadn't known about my turn.
36:16Aw, crap.
36:18That is not good.
36:27Buenos dias!
36:31Okay. Over here.
36:34Buenos! Buenos!
36:37Yes.
36:38That sounds so wrong.
36:41They're rubbing a nut.
36:47Let me put on your tie for you.
36:50Peanut, do it on Peanut.
36:51Honestly, Peanut with a tie sounds fucking great.
36:54That sounds adorable as hell. I want to draw that now.
36:57Peanut with a little bow tie.
36:59A and C, you need to make that happen.
37:03See, now he looks great. He looks great.
37:09Wait, does he have a bow?
37:10Also, there's a ghost.
37:15What is that the ghost?
37:16It's not the ghost. It's a guard. Who's this guard?
37:19Not the person I was looking for.
37:21No, that's okay.
37:24Rub that nut. You gotta rub that nut.
37:25Give him some scritches.
37:27Yeah, give him...scratch him with your gun.
37:30He likes...scratch...
37:31The computer's just there.
37:33You're just watching, wondering what the fuck's going on, aren't you?
37:38Sorry.
37:39Get your heart out.
37:40What is he doing?
37:42He's scratching your thoughts.
37:45With bullets.
37:47Sadly, there is no speaker here, so I can't talk to them.
37:51I'm sorry, Em.
37:53You're...
37:54You're so good.
37:56You're so good.
37:57Oh my God.
37:58Oh my God.
37:59Oh my God.
38:15Oh my God.
38:17Oh my God.
38:17Good girl.
38:28Whoa.
38:28I'm sorry.
38:29I'm sorry.
38:30I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
38:31I don't know what to do.
39:01No!
39:09Yo, come to bed!
39:26What is that?
39:41I'm sorry, it's just funny. I'll sit you back.
39:510.5, 0.5, 3.
39:54I'm sorry.
40:00Arthur?
40:06What?
40:08Is he alive?
40:11What are you doing?
40:12What are you doing?
40:19What are you doing?
40:25What are you doing?
40:36Four four.
40:38Nine.
40:38Come on.
40:5236.
41:04What is this?
41:17What is this?
41:21He's been tranquilizing me forever.
41:23Who?
41:24I'm at 28%.
41:25He's been saying prayer for me to call me Dad, Papa.
41:29He's been torturing me.
41:30What have you been doing?
41:32He's been tranquilizing me forever.
41:35I've been having fun with him.
41:37You're not experimenting.
41:38No, he's not experimenting.
41:41He's forcing me.
41:43End my misery.
41:44End my misery so I don't have to deal with pain.
41:51I'ma thinkin' with-
41:54I'm big!
41:56I still got him!
42:00I still got him!
42:00I still got him!
42:01I still got him!
42:02Even though I'm big I still shoot you.
42:04Oh please I'm about to die sir!
42:09I hate you. What have you done?
42:14What have you done?
42:20Yeah, go ahead
42:23There's like a barrier right here
42:28Love you dying you ruined my life
42:37Oh, I would give you now. Let's go. Oh, yeah
42:45Look
42:54This boy
43:12Oh
43:49What what I don't I don't understand
44:08I really love the server
44:16Yes
44:21I
44:31Oh
44:32Yes
44:35Let us go for
44:38Oh, did this armor out? It's funny. Okay
44:49For
45:00Oh
45:06Accept it
45:09Just do it
45:11Why not?
45:13Why not? Just do it
45:15Someone close the elevator on me. I'm guessing it's a computer
45:29Totally legit
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