00:00Yeah, for this one, I want you to grab your favorite Sum Sum The Sip On
00:06and rock with me now. Come on. Yeah.
00:10I like herbal tea. Caffeine-free. Decaf with cream of soy.
00:15Soy mug that he mean. Green tea. Water. Or regular coffee.
00:19Get it hot or hardly. How about icy?
00:22I'm always partial to a nice cool glass of sparkling water.
00:26My kind of elixir. I give ya. I got ya.
00:30The broth at the bottom of the pan after my vegetables soften.
00:34Or the juice from the fruit chunks it came out of.
00:37How about the sweet soup that you gain when you drain
00:41a can of kernel corn or green peas?
00:44Yeah, that's on my brain. Indeed.
00:47Watermelon water's lovely, though.
00:49You ever put too much water and draw on them overnight oats?
00:52That's oat milk if you didn't get the picture yet, Joe.
00:56Listen here, guy.
00:57A couple times, I drank from the shower nozzle
01:00as it was sprinkling down.
01:02Right now, those merry men envision
01:04the images. Wow. Yuck.
01:07A far cry from the Kool-Aid
01:09and orange juice, V8,
01:11calf fluid, etc.
01:13and all the rest of the beverages
01:14I drank up when I was in school.
01:17Not to mention the booze.
01:18I had to lose. Fucks with you.
01:21I don't remember the breast milk,
01:23which was probably the best milk.
01:25Hell, probably the best drink.
01:27I drank so much Monster,
01:28I was a bit sick.
01:30Soda has changed my life in so many ways.
01:33From making me gain weight
01:35to making my heart chase
01:36and making my brain race.
01:39In the Midwest, we call it pop.
01:41Artificial sweeteners never did me harm
01:43from what I can tell
01:44if I forgot a libation or two, tell me.
01:48But if it's a milkshake or kefir from dairy,
01:51go to hell for me, heifer.
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