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00:00Something's wrong with you. Really. You're wasting my time. I have to find my son.
00:09Hello. Hello. Well, hi.
00:13Like Bruce. It's alright, I understand. Why trust a shark, right?
00:28So, what's a couple of pipes like you doing out so late, eh?
00:32Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out.
00:34Great. Then how do you morse look like to come to an animal? A little cake together, I remember.
00:40You mean like a party?
00:41Yeah, yeah, right. A party. What do you say?
00:45Oh, I love parties. That sounds like fun.
00:47You know, parties are fun. And it's tempting. But we can't because...
00:50Oh, come on. I insist.
00:53Okay. That's all that matters.
00:58Hey, look. Balloons. Here's a party.
01:01That's a mighty distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.
01:11He looks slow.
01:23Anchor, chum.
01:24There you are, Bruce. Finally.
01:26We got company.
01:28Well, it's about time, mate.
01:29We've already gone through the stacks and I'm still starving.
01:32We almost had a food in front.
01:33Oh, come on. Let's get this out of it.
01:38Right then. The meeting has officially come to order.
01:41Let us all say the pledge.
01:43I am a nice shark.
01:45Not a mindless eating machine.
01:47If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.
01:52Fish are friends, not food.
01:54Except stinkin' golfers.
01:56Golfers? Yeah, they think they're so stinked.
01:59Well, look at me. I'm a flipper little golfer living for you.
02:01They know something.
02:02Right then. Today's meeting is step five.
02:05Bring a fish friend.
02:06Now, do you all have your friends?
02:07Got mine.
02:10Hey there.
02:11How about you, chum?
02:12Oh, well, I, um, this is nervous, his face, my, uh, friend.
02:18It's all right, chum.
02:20I want a feeling this will be a difficult step.
02:21You can help yourself to one of my friends.
02:23Oh, thanks, mate.
02:24A little chump and chummy.
02:26I'll start the testimonies.
02:28Hello, my name is Bruce.
02:30Hello, Bruce.
02:31It has been three weeks since my last fish.
02:33On my honour, or may I be chopped, I've made it a soup.
02:37You're an inspiration to all of us, haven't I?
02:40Good then, who's next?
02:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, pick me, pick me, pick me.
02:43Yes, the little sealer down the front.
02:45Woo!
02:45Come on up here.
02:48Hi, I'm Dory.
02:50Hi, Dory.
02:51And, um, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
02:56Hey, that's incredible.
02:57Good idea, mate.
02:59I'm glad I got that off my chest.
03:00All right, anyone else?
03:02Hello, how about you, mate?
03:03What's your problem?
03:04Me?
03:05I don't have a problem.
03:07Oh, okay.
03:08Good now.
03:09Good now.
03:10Just start with your name.
03:12Okay.
03:13Uh, hello?
03:14My name is Marlon.
03:15I'm a clownfish.
03:17Clownfish?
03:18Really good.
03:19Oh, tell us a joke.
03:20Oh, I love jokes.
03:22Well, I actually do know one that's pretty good.
03:25Um, there was this mollusk, and he walks up to a sea cucumber.
03:29Normally, they don't talk sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
03:32So, the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
03:35Uh, uh, a mask.
03:40Nemo!
03:40Nemo!
03:42Nemo!
03:42Nemo!
03:43It's...
03:43All right, get it.
03:44Well, clownfish is not that funny.
03:46No, no, no, no, he's my son.
03:47He was taken by these divers.
03:50Uh...
03:50Nemo!
03:50No, no, no.

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