00:00Oh my god!
00:02Actually, you're crazy.
00:04What?
00:04Who tasted that?
00:05It was you.
00:06The pig's on the bottom, better than that.
00:08It tastes like absolutely...
00:10She's trying not to eat that.
00:12It's overspiced.
00:14Again, it tastes like a bowl of mustard.
00:16Could you be married for a loss?
00:17I walked to know my mother-in-law earlier on,
00:20and she was slating my cooking.
00:22So I'm thinking, tonight,
00:24I'm gonna add a little bit of spice.
00:26She kept nagging about her food,
00:27so she gave the mother-in-law her favourite.
00:29Looks, um, yeah.
00:31It's kind of deceiving.
00:35Oh my god!
00:38Are you okay?
00:39Can you give me that?
00:43You've got chilli in this!
00:45Oh, you see, well...
00:46They did, actually.
00:48Oh my god!
00:50What?
00:52Oh, that's dramatic, isn't it?
00:54What's wrong?
00:55Why are you being so dramatic?
00:56Fuck it!
00:57Her payback was rewarding at first,
00:59until things took a nasty turn.
01:00Come back inside!
01:01Sit down!
01:02You're embarrassing yourself!
01:04I think you're not in spice.
01:08You nasty little bitch!
01:10Oh, you think it's funny!
01:12You nasty bitch!
01:13You evil, evil cat!
01:15Oh my god!
01:18You did...
01:18She did this on purpose!
01:20Yeah, I did,
01:20because I heard what you said about my food.
01:22What are you talking about?
01:24It looks a little bit spicy!
01:25You married that!
01:26What a nasty thing to do to me!
01:27Oh, that!
01:28Nice one!
01:28At the end of the day,
01:29your food is sh**!
01:30We all tolerate it!
01:31Look at the boys!
01:32They're not even touching it, yeah?
01:34Everyone suffers your food, yeah?
01:36Well, my tongue right now is swelling up in my mouth!
01:38I can feel it!
01:39Oh my god!
01:40Really?
01:40You need to call an ambulance mate!
01:42I can feel my tongue swelling up in my mouth!
01:44I can feel it!
01:45I can feel it!
01:45She may be a monster-in-law,
01:47but something tells me she might be the victim here!
01:50Oh, that's what you get!
01:52Why?
01:53Yeah!
01:54Well, she is, George!
01:55And you've not stuck up for me, have you?
01:57Why should I stick up for you?
01:58What for?
01:59Because I'm sorry,
02:00I heard what you said!
02:00You pants about in this house!
02:02You do absolutely nothing!
02:03You do this kind of sh**!
02:05You can't, you know,
02:05take a cockery lesson!
02:06He works so f**king hard!
02:08Why don't you take some of the money
02:10you spent on your handbanks
02:11and have a f**king cockery lesson!
02:12Yeah?
02:13Instead of him wasting away
02:14because you saved him s**t!
02:17Do you know he goes out for a steak every day
02:19before he comes home?
02:20Yeah!
02:20Just so he's got some decent food inside him!
02:23Calm down a bit more!
02:23Calm down!
02:24He just tried to poison me!
02:26That was the last straw for him!
02:28Dissert!
02:30It's supposed to be a nice family meal!
02:33Yeah, well, you know what, George?
02:34You want to go up to me?
02:35Don't defend it, mate!
02:36It's not because you're married
02:37and you don't have to defend it!
02:38That's an evil,
02:40evil nasty thing to do!
02:41Really, really nasty, yeah?
02:43Does anyone want a pizza?
02:44Errrr!
02:45Why do you want pizza?
02:46He taught you a nice meal, George!
02:48Nice meal?
02:49Nice meal!
02:50What?
02:51On your own, mate!
02:52What the f**k?
02:53Yeah!
02:53Nasty!
02:54Nasty!
02:56I don't think she got the karma she wanted
02:58after all that.
02:59I know what it is now.
02:59You can even have to cut the living.
02:59You can even…
02:59You can!
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