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00:01:26Gotcha.
00:01:29Pete?
00:01:31Craig?
00:01:32Where are you guys?
00:02:55What is this?
00:02:56My birthday?
00:03:01Where is everybody?
00:03:35Ratio, breakfast coming right up.
00:03:38How are we this glorious morning?
00:03:41Doing great.
00:03:42Good to hear that.
00:03:44What did you say?
00:03:46I said we're great.
00:03:48I love you, sis.
00:03:50You do?
00:03:53What is going on?
00:03:54What do you want from me?
00:03:55We just really appreciate everything you do around here.
00:03:58And rarely say thanks, so thanks.
00:04:00And from now on, we are going to be the big happy family you always wanted.
00:04:03Did you get the breakfast I made you, honey?
00:04:05Yeah, Mom, it was great.
00:04:07But, um, why is everybody so happy?
00:04:10I thought we were on the verge of losing the ranch and all its properties to the banks.
00:04:14Not anymore.
00:04:15We've just won the lottery.
00:04:17One billion dollars.
00:04:18We're rich, Jules.
00:04:21And now we get to keep the ranch, pay off all the debts,
00:04:24bring in more horses, and live happily ever after.
00:04:27And it's all because of you.
00:04:30Wait, you mean I picked the winning numbers?
00:04:33Yes, you did.
00:04:34We're so proud of you, honey.
00:04:38This, this is like a dream come true.
00:04:41Yeah, it's because it is.
00:04:44A dream come true?
00:04:45No, just a dream.
00:04:46Your dream proves size.
00:04:49My dream, but, I don't get it.
00:05:00Catch again, sucka.
00:05:02I fell for the oldest trick in the book.
00:05:05Get out of my room!
00:05:07What are you, like seven?
00:05:09Try putting a teen at the end of that.
00:05:11Yeah, and we'll always be older than you.
00:05:14Stronger, too.
00:05:15And prettier.
00:05:16Well, if you're so big and strong, why don't you help me with the chores once in a while?
00:05:20What's the point?
00:05:21We're going to be out of here in like a week.
00:05:23Mom hasn't sold the place yet.
00:05:25She's signing it away today.
00:05:26Mr. Beard will be here this afternoon.
00:05:28Yeah, and don't call Mom, Mom.
00:05:30She's our mom, not yours.
00:05:31Yeah, you're just like an illegal adopted alien or something.
00:05:35The term is stepdaughter.
00:05:37I think that only works when your father is married to our mother.
00:05:40When after he died, the term becomes human parasite.
00:05:43Sounds about right, doesn't it?
00:05:44Pretty accurate to me.
00:05:46This was my dad's ranch before you ever moved in.
00:05:49I grew up here.
00:05:50This is my home.
00:05:51So, you're the intruders.
00:05:53Not for long.
00:05:55Just get out before I...
00:05:57Phone with the mouth.
00:05:58Oh, too late.
00:06:05I wish this was a dream.
00:06:40Hey, good morning, Juliet.
00:06:42Take whatever you'd like.
00:06:43I didn't have time to cook.
00:06:46As usual.
00:06:48And it's Jules, remember?
00:06:50Juliet is a much prettier name.
00:06:52Only if you have to Romeo to go with it.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:57It'll happen someday.
00:06:58You'll see.
00:07:00Well, at least I still have Horatio.
00:07:03Mmm, your dad was my Romeo.
00:07:06And boy, could I use him now.
00:07:10How bad is it?
00:07:12On a scale from one to ten, I would need triple digits.
00:07:17This is my...
00:07:19our home.
00:07:21You can't sew.
00:07:22I'll try my best.
00:07:25Mr. Beetle is coming today to review our options.
00:07:28But you're not signing anything, right?
00:07:30I love this place, Juliet.
00:07:33Sorry.
00:07:34Jules.
00:07:35I don't want to move back to the city.
00:07:37I mean, whatever we can do.
00:07:39But you can't.
00:07:40Well, what happened to Horatio?
00:07:41Look, your dad made a wonderful life here for us.
00:07:45And for Horatio.
00:07:47So we're going to do whatever we can.
00:07:49Win the lottery?
00:07:51I tried that.
00:07:53There is a very happy family celebrating in Ohio today.
00:07:57It's all over the news.
00:07:59I mean, what we really need now is a miracle.
00:08:05Miracles are possible if you put your mind to it.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:09Whatever you say.
00:08:10Why don't you go check with your brothers, brainstorm with them, see if they can think of something.
00:08:16They could think that would be a miracle.
00:08:19What was that?
00:08:20Will do.
00:08:21I'm sure they're full of wonderful ideas.
00:08:24Yes.
00:08:40Okay.
00:08:41Now watch this and respond truthfully.
00:08:43It's very important.
00:08:44I got it.
00:08:44I got it.
00:08:45Get on with it.
00:08:53Well, what do you think?
00:08:55I think I like the second one best.
00:08:57Okay.
00:08:57I have more.
00:09:01What are you doing?
00:09:03Craig's practicing his poses.
00:09:05Yeah.
00:09:05When we move back to the city, I have to be ready.
00:09:08My career awaits.
00:09:09Is what a mime?
00:09:11Male model.
00:09:13You don't think I have what it takes?
00:09:15Well, look at this.
00:09:21Yeah, yeah.
00:09:22Laugh it up.
00:09:23When we become rich and famous, we'll see who's laughing last.
00:09:26Oh, you're going to be a model, too?
00:09:27No.
00:09:28I'm the businessman.
00:09:30Pete's going to be my manager.
00:09:31Yeah, I'll be handling all the deals, because I'm great with money.
00:09:34Okay.
00:09:35Prove it.
00:09:36Do you have two tens for a five?
00:09:38Absolutely.
00:09:45Thanks.
00:09:46Uh, Pete, I don't think that works out quite.
00:09:49Wait, what was that?
00:09:50Two tens for a five?
00:09:52What, do you think?
00:09:52I'm an idiot?
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55Here's back your five, not giving back two tens.
00:10:01That's better.
00:10:02Now get out of here and do your chores.
00:10:05Try to pull a fast one on me.
00:10:07See why I'm handling all your business?
00:10:09So you don't make those kind of mistakes.
00:10:13What, you think that's funny?
00:10:15Here's two tens.
00:10:16Give me a five, quick.
00:10:23She did it to me.
00:10:26You did it to me, too.
00:11:09I wish it were that easy with Mr. Peetle.
00:11:13Hey, Ratio.
00:11:14How's your leg holding up?
00:11:17Still sore, huh?
00:11:18Well, don't worry.
00:11:21When it gets better, we could go out riding.
00:11:23Just like a good old times.
00:11:25Sound good, Phillip?
00:11:32Ratio, what are we going to do?
00:11:34I can't leave this place, and I could never lose you.
00:11:37We've grown up together.
00:11:42You're a pony.
00:11:43It was my eighth birthday, remember?
00:11:45I got a new mom, two new brothers, and you the same year.
00:11:51Pete and Craig weren't that bad back then.
00:11:54Not until Dad died.
00:11:57I miss him so much.
00:12:01And Kim means well, but she can't run this place on her own.
00:12:04And Pete and Craig are no help whatsoever.
00:12:08You know, what we need to do is come up with a plan, Horatio.
00:12:12A way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:12:17Any suggestions?
00:12:20You don't say.
00:12:22Well, when I can learn how to speak horse, we'll continue this conversation, okay?
00:12:29Maybe it won't be that bad.
00:12:31Perhaps Mr. Beetle will buy the place, fix it up, and let us stay here to run it.
00:12:37It's a possibility, right?
00:12:39It's a possibility, right?
00:14:09You have to sit back and not say a word.
00:14:11Would your father work his magic?
00:14:12And one day soon, this ranch will be one of the biggest malls in the county.
00:14:15Another mall.
00:14:17Great.
00:14:17It is great.
00:14:19You know how much money American malls make?
00:14:21No.
00:14:22That's why you're here, son.
00:14:23To learn.
00:14:24Maybe you're running my empire two decades from now.
00:14:27I need you to know what it takes from the ground up.
00:15:04I need you to know what I think.
00:15:20When you look out there, what do you see?
00:15:24Trees, flowing streams, vistas straight out of postcards.
00:15:28I see waste, nothing but waste.
00:15:32All this unused land, taking up space from buildings, factories, and apartment stores.
00:15:38It's enough to make you sick.
00:15:40It's unnatural.
00:15:42It's nature, dad.
00:15:43It's as natural as it gets.
00:15:45Ah, nature's overrated.
00:15:47If people like nature so much, they'd live in it.
00:15:49You see people living in those trees?
00:15:51I don't think so.
00:15:53Animals live there, dad.
00:15:54Ah, that's right.
00:15:56But if animals ran the world, it would be complete chaos, disorganization.
00:16:01The whole financial system would collapse.
00:16:04People wouldn't pay attention to politicians.
00:16:05We wouldn't have a need for lawyers.
00:16:07And then, then what would we do?
00:16:11Celebrate?
00:16:12No joke like that, Wes.
00:16:14Not even jest.
00:16:15It's a sign of weakness.
00:16:19I don't think the signs up here make any sense.
00:16:22That's both to me.
00:16:25Deer crossing.
00:16:26And why do I care about that?
00:16:27Because this is a deer crossing!
00:16:29Of course!
00:16:29No!
00:16:30No!
00:16:33You too!
00:16:34No!
00:16:34No!
00:16:35No!
00:16:45Ha!
00:16:46No!
00:17:29What's up, guys?
00:17:31You think you're really funny, don't you?
00:17:33No.
00:17:34I think I'm moderately funny from time to time.
00:17:37I want my money back.
00:17:38I gave you your money back.
00:17:40Not enough of it.
00:17:42Okay, fine.
00:17:43What if I say you could win it back?
00:17:45How?
00:17:46Just pick a number between 1 and 10.
00:17:48If I don't guess it right, I'll give you back double your bet.
00:17:52Okay, $20.
00:17:54Okay.
00:17:55Pick a number.
00:18:00Here.
00:18:04Nine.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:08I guess.
00:18:09Okay.
00:18:11Is the number between 1 and 3?
00:18:13No.
00:18:14Between 5 and 7?
00:18:15Nope.
00:18:16Between 8 and 10?
00:18:17Yeah.
00:18:18Number's 9.
00:18:26Better luck next time.
00:18:28Wait, not so fast.
00:18:29Now you picking up between 1 through 10.
00:18:32Fine.
00:18:33Number 5.
00:18:38Are you kidding me?
00:18:41You're going to let her get away with that?
00:18:42Come back here, Jules.
00:18:43Come back here, Jules.
00:18:44Okay.
00:18:45No.
00:19:06Come back.
00:19:07How old are you?
00:19:15Don't get me away, okay?
00:19:28She's got to be around here somewhere.
00:19:34You're so not going to be my agent.
00:19:36Fine. I wouldn't make any money with you anyways.
00:19:39Your poses are stupid.
00:19:41You're stupid?
00:19:42Okay, smart guy.
00:19:44What's 412 times 97 divided by 7?
00:19:50I don't know.
00:19:51You see? You don't know.
00:19:54Okay, so what is it?
00:19:55Oh, no. I was asking you.
00:19:56You don't know the answer either, do you?
00:19:58I'm trying to change the subject. I made my point.
00:20:00No, you didn't. You would have to know the answer if you got...
00:20:03152.
00:20:32You're just making up numbers now, aren't you?
00:20:33Oh!
00:20:36152.
00:20:44153.
00:20:45152.
00:20:48164.
00:20:49165.
00:20:49165.
00:20:51176.
00:20:51187.
00:20:51187.
00:20:51189.
00:20:52197.
00:20:53189.
00:20:56209.
00:21:08Mr. Beetle, what happened to your car?
00:21:11Oh, you won't believe it.
00:21:12We were passing one of those yellow signs, the one with the deer on it.
00:21:16A deer crossing sign.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18And suddenly out of nowhere, deer runs right in front of the car.
00:21:21Oh my gosh, are you both okay?
00:21:23Yeah, we're okay.
00:21:24Deer's okay.
00:21:25We swerved and hit a tree.
00:21:27But you tell me, why would they put a deer crossing sign right in the middle of the road?
00:21:31Wouldn't it be smarter to put it in a safer location where there's no people or passing cars?
00:21:37I don't understand what you mean.
00:21:39Well, those signs, they're a hazard to everyone's health.
00:21:41I mean, it's letting the deer know that it's okay to cross there.
00:21:44You know, someone should write a letter to the local authorities, and that would fix the problem.
00:21:49Dad, the signs are there for the motorists to warn them about the deer.
00:21:53Oh, that's absurd.
00:21:54How do we expect the deer not to cross the road when we're just given it permission to do so?
00:21:59But if that's the case, we should set up a separate set of signs for the deer.
00:22:03Maybe one with a speeding car on it so they know when they can cross.
00:22:07I'll say this is why I don't deal in the countryside.
00:22:09There's nothing like dumb deer here.
00:22:15Is he serious?
00:22:20Can I get you something to drink, Mr. Beetle? Something to calm your nerves?
00:22:24Oh, a gin and tonic would be lovely. Thanks, Miss Bell.
00:22:28Kim, please.
00:22:31Kim? That's short for Kimberly, isn't it?
00:22:33Yes, it is.
00:22:34It's a lovely name.
00:22:36My first ex-wife's name was Bev.
00:22:38Short for Beverly.
00:22:40No, short for beverage. Her parents were real heavy drinkers.
00:22:46That was a joke, no?
00:22:48Father never jokes. It's a sign of weakness.
00:22:51The boy's right.
00:22:53Okay, let's get down to the contracts here.
00:22:55The boy has a name, by the way.
00:22:58I'm Wesley. Short for nothing.
00:23:00Nice to meet you, Wesley.
00:23:01I'm sorry. I thought I made it...
00:23:03Well, let's not get bogged down with details.
00:23:05Kimberly, you're in real financial trouble here.
00:23:09The bank is going to foreclose on the property by the end of the week,
00:23:11selling off the land acre by acre.
00:23:13Now, I see tremendous potential here,
00:23:16and I'm willing to buy your entire ranch
00:23:17and even help you with your move back to normal civilization.
00:23:21As we look over the contracts,
00:23:22you see that my offer is more than generous.
00:23:45It's lovely.
00:23:47I can see that you've really put a lot of time and effort into this.
00:23:51Well, we'd have to remove some trees and some bushes and some wildlife,
00:23:55but this place has real potential.
00:23:57It's all about vision.
00:23:59That's how you get ahead, son.
00:24:00You see something on your path, and you mow it down.
00:24:02It's like the deer.
00:24:06You know, this is a lot to go into.
00:24:08Why don't I give you guys a tour of the property,
00:24:11and then you can see, you know, how we operate here.
00:24:14My father's allergic to fresh air.
00:24:17Oh, no, no, be silly.
00:24:18That was a one-time thing,
00:24:19and the doctor said it was more about the pollen in the air than the air itself.
00:24:23We'd be delighted to get the two of the land, Kimberly.
00:24:29I think about where I'm going to put that ten-story parking garage.
00:24:34Okay, well, let me grab my allergy pills,
00:24:36sinus medication, eye drops, and sinus relief medication,
00:24:39and I'll be all set.
00:24:41Where's your bathroom?
00:24:42Yeah, it's right over there.
00:24:44Okay, thanks.
00:24:46Your father has a lot of health issues, huh?
00:24:50Well, like mental issues.
00:24:52You see, taking care of business, he's a pro.
00:24:54Taking care of himself is a whole other matter.
00:24:57He was better when Mom was around,
00:24:59but after she left, he's been a bit obsessed with work.
00:25:04I have a daughter about your age who's very much like that.
00:25:08Not with work, specifically,
00:25:10but she can have a one-track mind when it comes to her obsession.
00:25:15What is it?
00:25:16Oh, it's not an it.
00:25:17It's a who, and it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:55Juliette? Juliette? Are you okay, Juliette? Juliette, speak to me!
00:26:01I'm fine. I'm...
00:26:03Ow! Who hit me?
00:26:07The lucky horseshoe above my stable fell and knocked you out.
00:26:12Lucky by whose definition?
00:26:14I don't know. Your father hung it up there, and he's always just said that it was lucky. Remember?
00:26:20Yeah, I do. I'm surprised you remember. You were just a pony.
00:26:25What is it?
00:26:26You're talking.
00:26:27So, what's wrong with that?
00:26:29When did you start talking?
00:26:31I've always talked to you.
00:26:33Every morning when you feed me and say hi, I say, hello, Juliette, and how are you today? And then
00:26:40after I eat, I thank you.
00:26:43Yeah, but I never understood you before.
00:26:44Oh, really? Well, I always had the impression you understood me quite well.
00:26:49This isn't possible.
00:26:50You mean I've been speaking all this time and you haven't understood a word? Boy, do I feel like an
00:26:57idiot.
00:26:57Okay, this is not happening. I'm dreaming. Or I'm hallucinating. I was hit on the head with this, and now
00:27:05I'm hearing voices.
00:27:07What kind of voices?
00:27:09Horse voices.
00:27:10Do they sound like me?
00:27:11Yeah, they sound exactly like...
00:27:13Oh, I need medical attention.
00:27:15I hope you feel better soon.
00:27:17Oh, and I think my leg is improving, by the way.
00:29:33I moved here eight years ago with my boys after I married Ryan.
00:29:39He's really the one who worked the land and built all this with his daughter Juliet, my stepdaughter.
00:29:48I've tried my best to keep it going, but it's really my late husband who had the green thumb.
00:29:56Green thumb? Was it infected? Is that what killed him?
00:29:59Again, not a joke?
00:30:04No. I'm sorry, Kimberly. Nature's not really my forte. There's just so many things alive here. Like this tree. It's
00:30:11alive, isn't it?
00:30:13Yep. It just grows right out of the ground.
00:30:18And you don't find that disturbing? Dad doesn't trust anything that isn't man-made.
00:30:23What about water?
00:30:26Don't drink it. It rusts pipes and fish go to the bathroom in it.
00:30:30W.C. Fields, right?
00:30:32That's an intelligent man. He was a comedian, Dad.
00:30:36No, I don't think he was.
00:30:40Where is Juliet now? Juliet, this is Mr. Beadle and his son Wesley.
00:30:46Hello.
00:30:46Wes is fine. My father doesn't shake hands.
00:30:50How are you?
00:30:52I'm fine. I'm good.
00:30:54Why, what have you heard? There's nothing wrong with me.
00:30:57Mr. Beadle is interested in developing the property, so I was just showing them around.
00:31:02How's Horatio doing?
00:31:03It's like he's improving.
00:31:05Not that he told me that or anything. I just noticed when I was checking him out.
00:31:09Who is Horatio?
00:31:10He's Juliet's favorite horse. They're best friends, grow up together, talk to each other.
00:31:16No, we don't.
00:31:17I mean, we're not that close. A horse is a horse.
00:31:21Of course. Of course.
00:31:22And no one can talk to a horse.
00:31:24Of course.
00:31:24That is, of course, unless the horse...
00:31:28I'm sorry, you just reminded me of an old television show.
00:31:32Well, I wanted to bring them over to the stables.
00:31:34No. No, no, no.
00:31:36No.
00:31:37I mean, no.
00:31:38You don't want to go in there.
00:31:40Stables are a mess.
00:31:41There's hay everywhere, and it smells like horse poop.
00:31:43Oh, well, then I'll pass.
00:31:45That doesn't sound like a real good environment for my sinuses.
00:31:48Maybe you could bring Horatio up to the corral, because I'd really like to show Mr. Beatle the advantages to
00:31:54running a successful operation, as opposed to a new shopping mall.
00:32:02Horatio's not quite himself today.
00:32:05I thought you said he was feeling better.
00:32:09I'd love to meet him. Horses are awesome.
00:32:12You really think so?
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:16Okay, I'll go get him.
00:32:18Can I come?
00:32:21Oh, no, I'll do it.
00:32:22Horatio gets a little nervous around people he doesn't know.
00:32:31Since when did you start to love horses?
00:32:33Since I left the city and discovered the wonders of nature.
00:32:41Get away from me, you flying spawn.
00:32:44It's a bee, Mr. Beatle.
00:32:49See the thing?
00:32:50It flew right at me.
00:32:50It tried to kill me.
00:33:22Horatio, I'm taking you to the corral, and you are not to speak to me, because you are a horse
00:33:27and I am a human.
00:33:28You got that?
00:33:29Absolutely.
00:33:30Good.
00:33:32No.
00:33:32Not good.
00:33:33I didn't hear that.
00:33:35I said absolutely.
00:33:37No, you didn't.
00:33:38Oh, did I mispronounce it?
00:33:40I was just telling you I got what you were saying.
00:33:43Yeah, but you shouldn't.
00:33:44You shouldn't get what I'm saying.
00:33:46Then speak French.
00:33:47Why?
00:33:48Because I don't understand French.
00:33:51It's official.
00:33:52I'm losing my mind.
00:33:53Why?
00:33:54Because you're having a conversation with a talking horse?
00:33:57Uh, yeah.
00:33:58Well, I think it's a good thing.
00:34:00I like being able to communicate.
00:34:02Yeah, well, not when we're on the verge of losing the ranch.
00:34:05What are you saying?
00:34:06Now you don't understand.
00:34:08I mean, what do you mean by that?
00:34:11There's this really rich guy who wants to buy the ranch and turn it into a shopping center.
00:34:16So unless we can convince him that this place is worth keeping it the way it is, we're done for.
00:34:21Aha!
00:34:22A brilliant idea.
00:34:24Yes?
00:34:25Well, that's what we need.
00:34:27A brilliant idea.
00:34:29Yeah, no kidding.
00:34:31This ranch hasn't made money in almost a year.
00:34:33No one runs out the cabin, so how can we prove that this place can be profitable again?
00:34:38Would you like me to speak with him?
00:34:40You think he's going to talk to a talking horse?
00:34:43No, what we need is something special.
00:34:46Something like...
00:34:50A talking horse.
00:34:52I got it.
00:34:53Well, how about a talking pig?
00:34:54I remember you telling me about that movie years ago with that talking pig,
00:34:58and there was the other one about the spider web and the pig.
00:35:00Humans seem to love pigs.
00:35:02No, just forget about the pig idea.
00:35:05You're a talking horse.
00:35:06Yeah, I thought we already established that.
00:35:09Yeah, well, you're the one who's going to save this ranch.
00:35:11How?
00:35:12My leg is still pretty sore.
00:35:14I don't think I'll be able to win any jumping competitions for a while.
00:35:18You don't have to compete.
00:35:19You are one of a kind.
00:35:21You're a talking horse.
00:36:03I'm going to be a male model, not you.
00:36:04You can do it.
00:36:06I can do it better.
00:36:07Oh, yeah?
00:36:08Try this on for size.
00:36:15Are you guys playing charades?
00:36:18Who are you?
00:36:19Yeah, these are our woods.
00:36:21Oh, you must be Pete and Craig.
00:36:23My name is Wes.
00:36:24My father's thinking of buying your property.
00:36:26So you're like the really, really rich kid, huh?
00:36:30Yeah, I've got a money tree growing in my backyard,
00:36:32but I think I like yours better.
00:36:34So do you have, like, money on you?
00:36:37I've got a few bills.
00:36:38Why?
00:36:40You a gambler, man, Wes?
00:36:41On occasion.
00:36:43But I bet you $20.
00:36:44If you pick a number from 1 through 10, I can guess it.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50You got one?
00:36:50Yes.
00:36:55Number seven.
00:36:56Number six.
00:36:57Nice try, but you were close.
00:36:59I can't believe you.
00:37:01Why doesn't it work when I do it?
00:37:04Thanks, guys.
00:37:05Is the corral this way?
00:37:06Wait a minute.
00:37:07Give them a chance to win back that money.
00:37:08Yeah, give me a chance unless you want a serious beating.
00:37:10Okay.
00:37:11Tell you what.
00:37:13I'll bet you $50 that you guys aren't here.
00:37:16You're going to bet us that we're not here.
00:37:18And I'll prove it.
00:37:20Deal.
00:37:21You're not in Mexico, right?
00:37:24No.
00:37:25And you're not in Detroit.
00:37:26No way.
00:37:27And you're not in England.
00:37:28Right.
00:37:29So if you're not in Mexico, you're not in Detroit, and you're not in England, you must be someplace else.
00:37:36That's right.
00:37:36We must be someplace else.
00:37:38And if you're someplace else, you certainly can't be here.
00:37:41Naturally, if we're someplace else, we can't possibly be here.
00:37:45We must be here.
00:38:20You see, we were trying to create a family attraction where children and adults could commune with nature.
00:38:28That doesn't sound very healthy.
00:38:30Oh, no, it is.
00:38:31It's very relaxing.
00:38:32You see, people build up a lot of stress in their day-to-day daily grind, and they keep it
00:38:38right here.
00:38:39Ow!
00:38:40What did you just do, woman?
00:38:41It was the biggest knot I've ever felt.
00:38:44You've got to have that looked at by somebody.
00:38:46I see all the top doctors in the city.
00:38:47Well, a doctor can't do anything for that.
00:38:50You need to have a good body massage by someone who knows what she's doing.
00:38:54Are you qualified to give that kind of diagnosis?
00:38:56Yes.
00:38:57I was a masseuse for 20 years.
00:38:59That's how I met my husband.
00:39:01He said I had magic fingers.
00:39:06Speaking of magical, I'd like you all to meet Horatio.
00:39:09A very magical horse.
00:39:15He's a beauty.
00:39:17Yes, yes, that's very nice.
00:39:19But let's go back to the house and discuss the contract, shall we?
00:39:21Oh, no.
00:39:22Mr. Beatle, come closer.
00:39:23I really want you to see this.
00:39:25You're not afraid of a little horse, are you?
00:39:27You call that creature little?
00:39:33Yours money.
00:39:35Boys, boys, behave.
00:39:37We have guests.
00:39:39Okay, Jules, what did you want to show us?
00:39:41Did you teach Horatio a new trick?
00:39:43She's wonderful with animals.
00:39:44Have I ever.
00:39:46Horatio, why don't you say hi to this nice gentleman and introduce yourself?
00:39:55Hello.
00:39:56It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:39:58My name is Horatio.
00:40:00I'm a horse, if you haven't already guessed by my appearance.
00:40:03I enjoy long walks in the woods.
00:40:06Hay is my favorite food.
00:40:07And I was considering taking up tap dancing, but unfortunately, I have two left feet.
00:40:14Hey, that was pretty good.
00:40:17Pretty good?
00:40:18Are you kidding me?
00:40:20I mean, maybe it wasn't the best joke in the world, but it was told by a talking horse.
00:40:24A talking horse?
00:40:25Were you crazy?
00:40:27Did you not all hear Horatio just speak?
00:40:30Yes.
00:40:32And?
00:40:33Yes, we did not just all hear Horatio speak.
00:40:36He just kind of grunted and snorted like he always does.
00:40:40But he looks great, Jules.
00:40:41You've done a wonderful job with him.
00:40:43You didn't hear me there?
00:40:52Say something else.
00:40:54Something else?
00:40:55No, tell another joke.
00:40:56So, this horse walks into a bar, and then the bartender asks the horse,
00:41:01Why the long face?
00:41:02Get it?
00:41:05You get it?
00:41:07Long face?
00:41:08Horse?
00:41:08Horses have long faces?
00:41:11It's like a pun.
00:41:12I don't think they got it.
00:41:15You want me to try another one?
00:41:16Hey, how long are a horse's legs?
00:41:18Long enough to touch the ground.
00:41:20Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:41:22Jules, you want to take him back to the stable?
00:41:25Wow.
00:41:25This is a tough crowd.
00:41:27I don't believe this.
00:41:28He's talking, guys.
00:41:30He's telling stand-up jokes.
00:41:32What if I sit down and tell him?
00:41:34Would that make a difference?
00:41:36Mr. Beetle, let's go look at another part of the farm.
00:41:38Come on.
00:41:39If you insist.
00:41:42We didn't even have to make a fool out of you this time.
00:41:45You did it all by yourself.
00:41:49don't be upset i'm losing my mind no you're not they're just too stupid to hear me that's easy
00:41:59for you to say i'm sorry i was just trying to help oh no i wasn't talking to you she
00:42:04was talking to
00:42:05me yeah well he doesn't know that you're talking to the horse aren't you see he got it that's right
00:42:12and you can hear the horse talking back to you should i answer that one no so you can't hear
00:42:19the horse yes she can no i can't who are you talking to you i'm talking to you and i
00:42:27am only
00:42:28talking to you from now on okay um you want me to help you bring her a show back to
00:42:33the stables
00:42:34sure so what now you're giving me the silent treatment what did i do what is it nothing
00:42:42i didn't hear anything and i didn't say anything can i say something didn't hear that
00:42:49so
00:42:54so
00:42:58so
00:43:04so
00:43:16so
00:43:21so
00:43:29so
00:43:30so
00:43:33so
00:43:33so
00:43:36so
00:43:45so
00:43:48so
00:43:56so
00:44:00so
00:44:08so
00:44:11so
00:44:21so
00:44:25so
00:44:34so
00:44:38so
00:44:47so
00:44:51so
00:45:01so
00:45:06so
00:45:13so
00:45:38this is one of the cabins that people
00:45:42will rent out for this summer
00:45:44to get away from it all
00:45:47that's nice
00:45:47very very nice
00:45:50is your daughter seeing a doctor
00:45:51because i know a team of a wonderful therapist in the city
00:45:55mr beetle juliet is a great girl it was really hard for her losing her father and now the thought
00:46:01of losing this place
00:46:03i mean you can imagine the stress she's under
00:46:06she loves it
00:46:07she loves it here we all do
00:46:08i'm beginning to get the impression that you don't want to sell me this land
00:46:12miss bell if i'm wasting my time
00:46:13no no no i never said that
00:46:15just let me show you the inside of the cabin
00:46:17i'm just gonna check it out first
00:46:19craig pete can you entertain mr beetle for a few minutes i'll be right back
00:46:28you know we don't all love it here
00:46:30no we want to move back to the city and become famous models
00:46:34yeah don't worry mom will sell she'll definitely sell
00:46:37well it's good to know because i'm
00:46:40want to pay a lot of money for it
00:46:41we like money
00:46:42yeah big fans of money
00:46:45you seem like smart boys
00:46:47and i wish you could teach my son the same appreciation
00:46:49he has this absurd notion that money can be used to make the world a better place
00:46:54protect the environment and help the poor
00:46:57i don't know where he gets those ideas from
00:47:00probably his mother
00:47:01but she won't see me throwing my money away like that
00:47:04mr beetle
00:47:05do you have two tens for a five
00:47:10i do indeed
00:47:13here is ten for you
00:47:14and ten for you
00:47:16okay you can come in now
00:47:18charming boys you have here
00:47:44now i know you can still hear me
00:47:46look i'll get new material
00:47:48my next performance will have them rolling in the aisles i promise
00:47:51i really do love it up here
00:47:53we don't have anything like this in the city
00:47:56i don't know why you guys want to turn this place into a shopping mall
00:47:59we don't
00:48:00then why are you selling this place to my father
00:48:04we can't afford to keep it but
00:48:06you know we don't want anyone to tear it down
00:48:09i think we could build this ranch up into a real resort
00:48:12a lot of animals and more horses
00:48:15that would be cool
00:48:17wouldn't it
00:48:19wouldn't what
00:48:21wouldn't that be cool
00:48:22oh i think so
00:48:23but good luck convincing my father
00:48:25he hates anything that has to do with the outdoors
00:48:28it's like he's got some kind of phobia for all things organic
00:48:31well that doesn't sound natural
00:48:33will you quit it you're not funny
00:48:35i wasn't trying to be funny
00:48:38i know i'm sorry
00:48:40i could be funny
00:48:41want to hear a joke
00:48:42i'm all ears
00:48:45i didn't do anything yet
00:48:47i know
00:48:48i was just
00:48:50imagining how funny your punchline would be
00:48:52once you finish
00:48:54telling
00:48:56continue
00:48:58why couldn't the pony sing
00:48:59because his voice was a little hoarse
00:49:03i haven't reached the punchline yet
00:49:05i'm sorry i already know that one
00:49:07oh
00:49:08okay
00:49:10how about this one
00:49:11a cowboy rode off down the road on wednesday
00:49:14and came back three days later on wednesday
00:49:16how's this possible
00:49:18his horse was named wednesday
00:49:21oh come on
00:49:22you know that one too
00:49:23and wednesday had two little pony cousins named monday and tuesday
00:49:27between the three of them
00:49:29it was a short week
00:49:33i give up
00:49:34no wes i'm sorry i wasn't laughing at you
00:49:36i know
00:49:37that's the problem
00:49:38you let him finish his jokes and quit interrupting
00:49:41i thought we were a good team
00:49:43it's all about timing you know
00:49:45just shut your trap before you ruin everything
00:49:47you can hear your a show can't you
00:49:50that wasn't an act
00:49:52nope
00:49:52nope
00:49:53that would be crazy
00:49:55and then they would put me in a sane asylum for being crazy
00:49:58humans cannot hear animals speaking to them
00:50:01well what about dr dolittle
00:50:02he was a fictional character in a children's book
00:50:04he just spoke to you again didn't he
00:50:09yes
00:50:10but only i can hear him
00:50:16they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key
00:50:19hey if they do that i'll bail you out
00:50:21get it
00:50:22hay
00:50:23bail
00:50:25bail of hay
00:50:26bail you out
00:50:26no no no don't cry
00:50:29it'll be alright
00:50:31his jokes are so bad
00:50:34it's painful
00:50:35sorry i'm afraid you're saddled with me
00:50:38goodbye
00:50:45you
00:51:25so as you can see it's a perfect place for a vacation it's a great area to raise a family
00:51:34as well yeah it's very homely homely homie i meant homie it feels like home well that's because it is
00:51:44one it's our home once you sign these documents it's gonna be a great place for thousands of
00:51:50shoppers too have you seen anything i've shown you mr beetle of course kimberly my eyes have been
00:51:58wide open except when that buzzing flying creature was trying to kill me yeah i don't think they were
00:52:07and you can call me mrs bell is there a problem in a syllable yes we don't want to leave
00:52:18our home
00:52:19oh miss bell the bank's gonna take it away from you
00:52:23and there's the problem and all i'm trying to do is help no all you're trying to do is help
00:52:31yourself by building another useless mall and make millions of dollars while destroying everything
00:52:38that's right in the world and what my ass brought that on
00:52:46you know you may be a whiz at business and making money but you don't have a clue about people's
00:52:55feelings your son was right my son and what did he tell you
00:53:04about the same thing that you you're so busy so wrapped up in your work that you don't even know
00:53:12how to take care of yourself let alone what's best for the planet my son's future is all laid out
00:53:17for
00:53:17her miss bell and he will never go hungry and i can't say the same for your kids if you
00:53:22don't sign
00:53:23these documents which by the way it's no longer on the table yeah i know it's on the floor and
00:53:29it's
00:53:30for my health i have the best doctors in the world i have the best help i have the best
00:53:34of everything
00:53:35and there's nothing i repeat nothing that's wrong with me
00:53:39oh
00:53:41what is it my back
00:53:43oh
00:53:45oh my back it's i got a bad back it's locked up
00:53:48here grab my back pills on the briefcase
00:53:50oh
00:53:54oh
00:53:55oh
00:53:55oh my god these they're useless they just
00:53:59mask the pain they don't do anything to solve the problem here let me help you to the couch
00:54:07oh my gosh oh
00:54:10your back is totally out of whack
00:54:13i can help you with this i need dr hurt
00:54:16who my back doctor your back doctor is named dr hurt what's your dentist dr decay oh miss bell
00:54:26i don't appreciate your sense of humor a man in my position yeah which is almost horizontal
00:54:32that may be that doesn't mean i have to put up with your flippant attitude towards my current
00:54:36situation you know i'm almost gonna enjoy this hang on it's gonna hurt a little
00:54:49i'm
00:54:53so
00:54:54oh
00:54:55oh
00:54:55oh
00:54:55oh
00:54:55oh
00:54:55oh
00:54:55oh
00:54:56oh
00:55:00oh
00:57:45I don't think you're crazy.
00:57:48I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for why you can suddenly communicate with
00:57:52a horse.
00:57:53So, tell me how it began.
00:57:57Okay, well, I was hiding from Pete and Craig because I kind of tricked them out of some
00:58:03money earlier, but that is only because they torture me every single morning of my life.
00:58:08Like, one morning, they moved my alarm clock just out of reach and then tied my foot
00:58:14to the bedpost.
00:58:15So, when I got up to turn it off...
00:58:32I got up to turn it off.
00:58:36I got up to turn it off.
00:58:38So, I got up to turn it off.
00:59:02and most recently they poured shaving cream in my hand while I was sleeping
00:59:07tickled my nose and I hit myself and you never told me about that one happened
00:59:12this morning well now I really don't feel too bad about taking their money so skipping ahead you
00:59:19say you were hiding from your brothers and and I was in Horatio's stable and when they didn't find
00:59:25me and they finally left I got out closed the door and and the horseshoe fell and knocked her
00:59:30out cold exactly I think I missed a section there right you can't hear him stop chiming in Horatio
00:59:39so this horseshoe is above Horatio's stable so when I closed the door it fell clumped me in the head
00:59:48and when I woke up I could hear Horatio speaking to me okay so maybe we're dealing with a magical
00:59:55explanation rather than a rational one but at least we have the cause it is supposed to be a
01:00:00lucky horseshoe it's true wait maybe that's it since I'm the only one who got hit in the head
01:00:10maybe I'm the only one who could hear Horatio speaking I guess that's one theory well we can
01:00:15test it how hit him with the horseshoe and see what happens it's not a bad idea what's not a
01:00:22bad idea
01:00:24Horatio suggested that if I hit you with the horseshoe maybe you'll be able to hear him too
01:00:28that's a horrible idea why it sounds like it involves pain no we don't have to do that hard
01:00:34how about a little tap on the head really okay but be gentle oh ow can you hear me did
01:00:48he say
01:00:48anything what we've got here is a failure to communicate let me try again hit him again
01:00:55ow ow can you hear me now anything I hear slight ringing sounds like we're on the right track hit
01:01:02him again harder ow how about now can you hear him now I can't hear anything now once more
01:01:14oh God Wes Wes speak to me I knocked him out well that's what happened to you when he wakes
01:01:23up hopefully
01:01:24he'll be able to understand me yes if he wakes up I don't believe this the first guy I actually
01:01:30like
01:01:30and I kill him okay Wes wake up
01:01:41up and Adam time to wake up let's go
01:01:49hello Wes nice day isn't it yes mr. tree it's very nice I see you branching out all over
01:02:02hey watch where you're stepping buddy sorry blades of grass I didn't see you growing there
01:02:14don't look a gift horse in the mouth hey I heard that you want to know what I heard
01:02:18Juliet is looking for you and she has something to say
01:02:34Horatio said you have something to tell me what is it
01:02:41yuck that did the trick I think I might have hit you a little too hard sorry you think because
01:02:48I
01:02:48don't even believe my brain's functioning anymore just drop the horseshoe okay and not on my head
01:02:53this time sorry it was a dumb move I should have never listened to a talking horse are you okay
01:03:03I feel
01:03:04like I have a hangover and I don't even drink well you know what they say you can lead a
01:03:09horse to
01:03:09water but you can't make him wink it's drink not wink oh right that makes sense why would you bring
01:03:18a horse to water to make him wink that's just silly besides I wink all the time well I drink
01:03:23too
01:03:24so I don't know what the point is actually saying all that it's a metaphor it means that everyone's
01:03:29supposed to take control of their own lives you can't force a person to do something they don't
01:03:33want to do which is probably why hitting someone in the head with a horseshoe isn't going to suddenly
01:03:38make them believe in something like being able to hear a talking horse exactly Wes who are you having
01:03:46this conversation with I was just responding to Horatio why are you staring at me like that he's he's talking
01:03:55oh not again
01:03:57well
01:03:59yeah
01:03:59I
01:03:59I
01:04:26yeah
01:04:44Oh my gosh, I feel so good.
01:04:47What did you do?
01:04:49Just a little alignment to get you back on track, so to speak.
01:04:53This is amazing.
01:04:55I haven't felt this good since Bev.
01:04:58What?
01:05:02Well, my wife used to give me back massages when we were together.
01:05:07And I do miss that.
01:05:09Yeah, well, a man can miss a lot of things when he doesn't take a moment to stop and look
01:05:16around.
01:05:17Drink up.
01:05:19What is this?
01:05:20It's good for you. Drink it.
01:05:22I'm allergic to a lot of things.
01:05:24I'm not supposed to have a lot of sugar or starch.
01:05:26Dairy's out of the question.
01:05:27It's pretty much just fruits, so...
01:05:29Don't be such a baby and drink this stuff.
01:05:34If your doctors told you that living was bad for your health, that you would seriously consider trying not to
01:05:40do it.
01:05:41Wow, I can feel my nasal passages starting to open up.
01:05:45Yeah, it's my own special herbal brand.
01:05:48It's much better than that stuff you get on the shelves.
01:05:52I can breathe.
01:05:53I can actually breathe.
01:05:55Yeah.
01:05:56And breathing is good for you.
01:05:58I'm sure your doctors would not even disagree with that.
01:06:02You know, I used to own a home in the countryside.
01:06:04Had a lot of good times there.
01:06:07Well, Wes was barely three when we moved to the city, so he might not remember much of it.
01:06:12That's a shame.
01:06:14Why did you leave?
01:06:17Well, get closer to work.
01:06:20And then when Bev left me, I just had too many memories there, so we sold the place.
01:06:26Yeah, I guess it was time.
01:06:31Yeah, well, that's what I'm good at, right?
01:06:34Buying and selling.
01:06:35Not so much on the long-term investment.
01:06:38Ask my ex-wives.
01:06:40Yeah, that was Ryan's speciality.
01:06:42Building and developing.
01:06:44But he was also good at nurturing the kids.
01:06:47You're good at that too, Miss Bell.
01:06:50Kim.
01:06:53Monty.
01:06:55By the way, do you have any more of this wonderful tea?
01:06:59Yeah, I do.
01:07:03And I'll take another look at those contracts, too.
01:07:07Okay.
01:07:12Continue on your way, Spawn.
01:07:15Come on.
01:07:26Come on.
01:07:30Come on.
01:07:34Come on.
01:07:52Wesley?
01:07:54Wes?
01:07:56Now what are we going to do?
01:07:58I didn't do anything to him.
01:08:00He's just horsing around.
01:08:02No, he's passed out.
01:08:04Well, get the pail. Splash him.
01:08:08It's empty.
01:08:09I don't want to drown the poor guy.
01:08:11So he just fell asleep?
01:08:14Pretty much.
01:08:15Then why don't you try what they do in all those stories?
01:08:18What stories?
01:08:19You know, the ones you used to read to me when we were growing up.
01:08:23About the prince and the princess.
01:08:25Which one?
01:08:26I don't know. It doesn't matter.
01:08:28They all end up the same way.
01:08:30The princess kisses the prince and he wakes up.
01:08:33No, the prince is always the one to kiss the princess.
01:08:36Not the other way around. Then she wakes up.
01:08:38It's never the other way around?
01:08:41No, not unless the prince is a frog or some other type of animal.
01:08:45Then he turns into a prince.
01:08:47Is that why you were always kissing me when we were younger?
01:08:51It was worth a try.
01:08:52Well then, isn't it worth a shot?
01:08:56Come on, be the first. Start a fashion.
01:08:59Your first kiss. I'm so proud.
01:09:02I wish I had a camera.
01:09:04Don't watch me.
01:09:12Oh, Juliet.
01:09:21Juliet.
01:09:24Is that all you can say?
01:09:27Wherefore art thou, Juliet?
01:09:30Sitting next to a pile of manure, if you must know.
01:09:33I had the strangest dream.
01:09:35That you were talking with Horatio?
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:38But then I had another dream where I thought I woke up and...
01:09:41I was still talking to you?
01:09:46How you doing, Romeo?
01:09:49Is this like a dream within a dream within a nightmare?
01:09:53Depends.
01:09:53Did you think I kissed you in the dream or the nightmare?
01:09:57You kissed me?
01:09:58For real?
01:10:00Cool.
01:10:02So, that means this is...
01:10:04Really happening?
01:10:06A horse is talking to me.
01:10:07A horse is actually speaking.
01:10:09To me.
01:10:10He can speak to me too.
01:10:12Jules, when the world finds out about this...
01:10:14Yeah, that's kind of the hard part.
01:10:15Remember?
01:10:17Oh yeah.
01:10:18We can't exactly go around bashing people on the head with that thing.
01:10:21Some might get upset.
01:10:22And who knows how much luck is left in that horseshoe.
01:10:25There may be a limited supply.
01:10:27We have to find my dad.
01:10:28Yeah, and convince my mom not to sell.
01:10:31Not when there are miracles happening here.
01:10:33You're right.
01:10:34This discovery is a lot more important than another dumb shopping mall.
01:10:38Bring the horseshoe.
01:10:39Maybe if we both explain it to them.
01:10:42We'll be back.
01:10:43Not so fast.
01:10:45Nobody's leaving here until we settle a certain amount of debt.
01:10:48Yeah, you won some money from us earlier.
01:10:50And we want a rematch with a game you can't possibly cheat at.
01:10:54Cards.
01:10:55Really?
01:10:55You don't think people cheat at cards?
01:10:57Not the way we play.
01:11:06But it's also, we'll give you later.
01:11:07Maybe we'll be back in the back.
01:11:09I even wish I could.
01:11:10I'm going to be back to thei men...
01:11:15And I leaping for you.
01:11:16I wore a big blading gonna tell you.
01:11:16Not far enough.
01:11:16What?
01:11:18I'm going to be back to the manager.
01:11:19He's so perfect for you.
01:11:22But I wonder if you're left,
01:11:25I never know where I'm going to fall a thing.
01:11:26And I say that high school,
01:11:27and I excited I'm going to be right.
01:11:47You've done a really beautiful job here, Kim.
01:11:49Did you decorate yourself?
01:11:52Mostly.
01:11:53Interior design has always been a hobby of mine.
01:11:56I'd say it's more than a hobby.
01:11:59Magical figures, incredible tea, great taste.
01:12:02Could be the perfect woman.
01:12:04You cook?
01:12:06Okay, so nobody's perfect.
01:12:09But I do make a mean lasagna.
01:12:14You know, you were right about this.
01:12:17This is an amazing deal.
01:12:19I would be crazy not to take it.
01:12:21Plus, it'll be a big help next year when the boys go to college with their tuition.
01:12:26Well, feel free to have your lawyers look it over.
01:12:28Oh, they already have.
01:12:30Yeah, I emailed them the advance copy you sent me.
01:12:34And they basically said I would be a fool not to take the deal.
01:12:38Oh.
01:12:40So?
01:12:42Well, I think I have proven to you that I am not a fool.
01:12:45No.
01:12:46No.
01:12:47You definitely are not.
01:12:51Okay.
01:12:52So, I guess there is just one more question, Monty.
01:12:55Yes?
01:12:57Do you have a pen?
01:13:03Thanks.
01:13:31Yes, it is.
01:13:43But you don't understand.
01:13:44We have to stop Mom from selling the land.
01:13:47There are magical properties in this horseshoe.
01:13:51She's right, and if we can figure out a way to capitalize on it, we can save your ranch.
01:13:55No, you don't understand.
01:13:56We don't want to save the ranch.
01:13:58Pete and I are going to move back to the city and become world-famous posers.
01:14:02Yeah, you guys are posers, all right.
01:14:04So, we want Mom to sell, and there's no getting in the way of that.
01:14:07Now, we have some money to win back.
01:14:10This time, it's on our rules.
01:14:12No more two tens, four or five.
01:14:13No more word games.
01:14:15It's time we're playing cards.
01:14:17These cards never lie.
01:14:19I don't know how to play cards.
01:14:21Well, it's very easy.
01:14:22I'll pick a card from the deck, bet you $10 versus everything you stole from us today.
01:14:27What's the game?
01:14:28You just have to guess the card.
01:14:30Simple, right?
01:14:34So, what card am I holding, jewels?
01:14:37Four of spades.
01:14:39Four of spades?
01:14:41What?
01:14:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:44Best two out of three.
01:14:48Now, what card am I holding?
01:14:50Ten of diamonds.
01:14:52Ten of diamonds.
01:14:54What the?
01:14:56Oh, come on, seriously?
01:14:58Can you see what card I'm holding?
01:15:02No.
01:15:04It's impossible.
01:15:05Well, only pretty boy can answer this time.
01:15:08So, what card am I holding, pretty boy?
01:15:12King of hearts.
01:15:14Oh, I don't know.
01:15:16I'm just going to have to take a wild guess, king of hearts.
01:15:20What the?
01:15:29Pete, what are you doing?
01:15:31I don't know.
01:15:32They guessed the cards.
01:15:33I don't know how.
01:15:34I can't explain it.
01:15:39That was actually kind of fun.
01:15:41That was actually kind of cheating, but you're right, it was fun.
01:15:43Shoot, I forgot the horseshoe.
01:15:45We'll just have to convince them without it.
01:15:47I just hope we're not too late.
01:15:49I can't believe you gave them all our money.
01:15:51They guessed the card?
01:15:52What was I supposed to do?
01:15:53Get our money back.
01:15:54That was the plan, idiot.
01:15:55Don't call me an idiot, moron.
01:15:56Don't call me a moron, idiot.
01:15:59How did that feel?
01:16:00Give me that.
01:16:03Did I knock some sense into you?
01:16:05Yeah, let me give you back the change.
01:16:07Oh, did that hurt?
01:16:10Let me divert the pain.
01:16:15Kids, remember, don't try this at home.
01:16:20If I could just chime in here for the record, I think you're both idiots.
01:16:25Who asked you?
01:16:27It is I, Horatio.
01:16:29King of all horses, ruler of the stable, drinker from the sacred bucket, and eater of the holy hay and
01:16:37foolish young boys.
01:16:40Those who toy with my magical horseshoe must endure my wrath.
01:16:45Please, no.
01:16:46We didn't mean it.
01:16:47Listen to me now or perish.
01:16:51What breed of horse can jump higher than a house?
01:16:54All breeds.
01:16:55Houses don't jump.
01:16:58What part of a horse has the most hair?
01:17:01The outside.
01:17:04What do you call a horse wearing a Venetian blind?
01:17:08A zebra.
01:17:09Oh, God.
01:17:11Make it stop.
01:17:12That one didn't even make sense.
01:17:14Don't worry, boys.
01:17:15I got a million of them.
01:17:17What's a horse's favorite sickness?
01:17:19Hay fever.
01:17:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17:42Trust me.
01:17:43You won't be sorry.
01:17:45Well, I guess one can't stand in the way of progress.
01:17:50Mom, no.
01:17:51You can't sign.
01:17:52You promised.
01:17:52Dad, did you close the deal?
01:17:54Look around, son.
01:17:55It's all ours.
01:17:57Jules, I know you're upset, but believe me, it's for the best.
01:18:02No, you're wrong.
01:18:03They can't tear down this place.
01:18:05It will destroy the magic.
01:18:06What will happen to Horatio?
01:18:08She's right, Dad.
01:18:09This isn't a normal ranch.
01:18:11It's special.
01:18:13It's one of a kind.
01:18:15The people or the place?
01:18:18Both.
01:18:19They have a talking horse.
01:18:21I know it sounds insane, but he really can talk.
01:18:24It's true, Mom.
01:18:25Not everyone can hear him, but if I just smash you around with...
01:18:29Jules, enough with the games.
01:18:31We'll be happy in the city.
01:18:32You'll see.
01:18:33It'll just take a little getting used to.
01:18:36Where are your brothers?
01:18:37I want to give them the good news.
01:18:38Dad, trust me.
01:18:39Just one swift hit on the head with that thing and you'll see.
01:18:42Don't worry about the brain damage.
01:18:44It'll pass.
01:18:45That won't be necessary, son.
01:18:46I've seen the light and this place is going to be huge.
01:18:49People are going to come from miles around.
01:18:51But it does require one special ingredient to make the whole thing work.
01:18:55I will absolutely need Miss Bell to manage the place.
01:18:59But, Mr. Beetle, I don't know anything about running a mall.
01:19:03Well, you know just about everything else.
01:19:05And once people come and drink your amazing tea, breathe in the air, and get away from
01:19:10the city, you're going to feel 20 years younger.
01:19:12I know.
01:19:13I'm not just the owner.
01:19:15I'm also a client.
01:19:16So welcome to Bell and Beetle's Wonder Ranch, where dreams come true.
01:19:20How's that sound?
01:19:22Monty, do you mean it?
01:19:24You mean we can stay?
01:19:25Dad, are you feeling okay?
01:19:27The answer is yes, yes, and a big fat yes.
01:19:30I've never felt better.
01:19:32And what about Horatio?
01:19:33Horatio can stay.
01:19:34The animals can stay.
01:19:35We'll get more animals.
01:19:36I want to build this place up to be the most fantastic ranch for humans and animals alike.
01:19:40Let them intermingle.
01:19:41People can pet the animals.
01:19:43Can talk to the animals.
01:19:44And some of them might even talk back to you.
01:19:46When did you decide to do all of this?
01:19:48Well, I believe I came down with something since we first arrived here.
01:19:52Oh, really?
01:19:53Is it contagious?
01:19:55I believe so.
01:19:58It comes about when someone gets too far away from their past.
01:20:01I believe I'm homesick.
01:20:04Dad, did you just make a joke?
01:20:07I don't know.
01:20:08Do bad jokes count?
01:20:09Around here they do.
01:20:10Just ask Horatio.
01:20:12We have to tell Horatio.
01:20:14I love you, Mom.
01:20:15You too, Dad.
01:20:16This is great.
01:20:19Well, I think I finally made my son proud.
01:20:22I think the kids have really hit it off.
01:20:25Yeah, with horseshoes.
01:20:27Is that a joke?
01:20:30Watch out.
01:20:31You could just become funny.
01:20:33Yeah?
01:20:34I'll work on it.
01:20:35How about you give me lessons over dinner tonight, Kimberly?
01:20:37Do you like lasagna?
01:20:40I think it may soon become one of my favorite dishes.
01:20:51I think it may soon become one of my favorite dishes.
01:21:10I can't believe we did it.
01:21:11We didn't even have to prove Horatio could speak.
01:21:14Perhaps it's better if we keep that secret to ourselves.
01:21:17If word gets out that we have a talking horse, everyone will start trying to exploit him.
01:21:21There will be t-shirts, lunchboxes, marketing gimmicks galore.
01:21:25Someone will probably even make a movie about him.
01:21:27Yeah.
01:21:28I guess you're right.
01:21:29We don't need another talking horse movie.
01:21:34No more, no more bad jokes.
01:21:38No more, no more bad jokes.
01:21:40Just stop.
01:21:41Last dad, please, let it out.
01:21:43It has to stop.
01:21:44Last dad, please, just let it out.
01:21:47That was odd.
01:21:49I wonder what that was about.
01:21:51There's nothing like a friend
01:21:53Lift you when you're down
01:21:55Spin the world around
01:21:58Make it fun again
01:22:00We're not here all alone
01:22:03Even if we spend some time alone
01:22:07Help to know there's a place to go
01:22:10Cause you and me
01:22:13That's how it's meant to be
01:22:15Laughing with each other through the years
01:22:20E gráfico
01:22:25Whoo-hoo-who-who-who-who-who
01:24:17Well, you've been a great audience.
01:24:18I hope you all have enjoyed my little tale.
01:24:22But as you can see, this is definitely the end.
01:24:53I hope you all have a great day.
01:24:57I hope you all have a great day.
01:25:57I hope you all have a great day.
01:26:22I hope you all have a great day.
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