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00:01:20Ha!
00:01:31Gotcha!
00:01:35Pete?
00:01:37Craig?
00:01:38Where are you guys?
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00:03:07Where is everybody?
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00:03:39Ratio?
00:03:40Breakfast coming right up.
00:03:43How are we this glorious morning?
00:03:45Doing great.
00:03:46Good to hear that.
00:03:49What did you say?
00:03:50I said we're great.
00:03:52I love you, sis.
00:03:55You do?
00:03:57What is going on?
00:03:59What do you want from me?
00:04:00We just really appreciate everything you do around here.
00:04:02And rarely say thanks, so thanks.
00:04:04And from now on, we are going to be the big happy family you always wanted.
00:04:07Did you get the breakfast I made you, honey?
00:04:09Yeah, Mom, it was great.
00:04:11But, um, why is everybody so happy?
00:04:14I thought we were on the verge of losing the ranch and all its properties to the banks.
00:04:18Not anymore.
00:04:19We've just won the lottery.
00:04:21One billion dollars.
00:04:23We're rich, Jules.
00:04:25And now we get to keep the ranch, pay off all the debts, bring in more horses, and live happily
00:04:31ever after.
00:04:32And it's all because of you.
00:04:35Wait, you mean I picked the winning numbers?
00:04:37Yes, you did.
00:04:38We're so proud of you, honey.
00:04:40Wait, this, this is like a dream come true.
00:04:46Yeah, that's because it is.
00:04:48A dream come true?
00:04:49No, just a dream.
00:04:51Your dream, group size.
00:04:53My dream, but I don't get it.
00:05:05Got you again, sucka.
00:05:06I feel for the oldest trick in the book.
00:05:09Get out of my room!
00:05:12What are you, like seven?
00:05:13Try putting a teen at the end of that.
00:05:15Yeah, and we'll always be older than you.
00:05:18Stronger, too.
00:05:19And prettier.
00:05:21Well, if you're so big and strong, why don't you help me with the chores once in a while?
00:05:25What's the point?
00:05:25We're going to be out of here in like a week.
00:05:27Mom hasn't sold the place yet.
00:05:29She's signing it away today.
00:05:30Mr. Beard will be here this afternoon.
00:05:32Yeah, and don't call mom, mom.
00:05:34She's our mom, not yours.
00:05:35Yeah, you're just like an illegal adopted alien or something.
00:05:39The term is stepdaughter.
00:05:41I think that only works when your father is married to our mother.
00:05:44When after he died, the term becomes human parasite.
00:05:48Sounds about right, doesn't it?
00:05:49Pretty accurate to me.
00:05:50This was my dad's ranch before you ever moved in.
00:05:53I grew up here.
00:05:54This is my home.
00:05:55So you're the intruders.
00:05:57Not for long.
00:05:59Just get out before I...
00:06:01Phone with the mouth.
00:06:02Oh, too late.
00:06:09I wish this was a dream.
00:06:44Hey, good morning, Juliet.
00:06:46Take whatever you'd like.
00:06:48I didn't have time to cook.
00:06:50As usual.
00:06:52And it's Jules, remember?
00:06:54Juliet is a much prettier name.
00:06:56Yeah, only if you have to Romeo to go with it.
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:01It'll happen someday.
00:07:03You'll see.
00:07:04Well, at least I still have Horatio.
00:07:08Your dad was my Romeo.
00:07:11And boy, could I use him now.
00:07:14How bad is it?
00:07:16On a scale from one to ten, I would need triple digits.
00:07:21This is my...
00:07:23Our home.
00:07:25You can't sell.
00:07:26I'll try my best.
00:07:29Mr. Beetle is coming today to review our options.
00:07:33But you're not signing anything, right?
00:07:34I love this place, Juliet.
00:07:37Sorry.
00:07:38Jules.
00:07:39I don't want to move back to the city.
00:07:41I mean, whatever we can do.
00:07:43But you can't.
00:07:44Well, what happened to Horatio?
00:07:45Look, your dad made a wonderful life here for us.
00:07:50And for Horatio.
00:07:51So we're going to do whatever we can.
00:07:53Win the lottery?
00:07:55I tried that.
00:07:57There is a very happy family celebrating in Ohio today.
00:08:01It's all over the news.
00:08:03I mean, what we really need now is a miracle.
00:08:09Miracles are possible if you put your mind to it.
00:08:12Okay.
00:08:13Whatever you say.
00:08:14Why don't you go check with your brothers?
00:08:17Brainstorm with them.
00:08:18See if they can think of something.
00:08:20They could think that would be a miracle.
00:08:23What was that?
00:08:24Will do.
00:08:25I'm sure they're full of wonderful ideas.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Now watch this and respond truthfully.
00:08:47It's very important.
00:08:48I got it.
00:08:49I got it.
00:08:49Get on with it.
00:08:57Well, what do you think?
00:08:59I think I like the second one best.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:01I have more.
00:09:05What are you doing?
00:09:07Craig's practicing his poses.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:10When we move back to the city, I have to be ready.
00:09:12My career awaits.
00:09:14Is what?
00:09:14A mime?
00:09:15Male model.
00:09:17You don't think I have what it takes?
00:09:19Well, look at this.
00:09:26Yeah, yeah.
00:09:27Laugh it up.
00:09:27When we become rich and famous, we'll see who's laughing last.
00:09:30Oh, you're going to be a model too?
00:09:32No.
00:09:32I'm the businessman.
00:09:34Pete's going to be my manager.
00:09:35Yeah, I'll be handling all the deals because I'm great with money.
00:09:38Okay.
00:09:39Prove it.
00:09:40Do you have two tens for a five?
00:09:42Absolutely.
00:09:49Thanks.
00:09:50Uh, Pete, I don't think that works out quite.
00:09:53Wait, what was that?
00:09:54Two tens for a five?
00:09:56What, do you think?
00:09:57I'm an idiot?
00:09:58Okay.
00:10:00Here's back your five, not giving back two tens.
00:10:05That's better.
00:10:07Now get out of here and do your chores.
00:10:09Try to pull a fast wheel on me.
00:10:11See why I'm handling all your business?
00:10:13So you don't make those kind of mistakes.
00:10:17What, you think that's funny?
00:10:19Here's two tens.
00:10:20Give me a five, quick.
00:10:27She did it to me.
00:10:30You did it to me too.
00:10:34You did it to me too.
00:11:14I wish it were that easy with Mr. Beetle.
00:11:17Hey, Ratio.
00:11:19How's your leg holding up?
00:11:21Still sore, huh?
00:11:23Well, don't worry.
00:11:25When it gets better, we could go out riding.
00:11:27Just like the good old times.
00:11:29Sound good, Phillip?
00:11:31Oh, my God.
00:11:36Ratio, what are we going to do?
00:11:38I can't leave this place, and I could never lose you.
00:11:41We've grown up together.
00:11:46You're a pony.
00:11:47It was my eighth birthday, remember?
00:11:50I got a new mom, two new brothers, and you the same year.
00:11:55Pete and Craig weren't that bad back then.
00:11:59Not until Dad died.
00:12:01You know, I miss him so much.
00:12:05And Kim means well, but she can't run this place on her own.
00:12:09And Pete and Craig are no help whatsoever.
00:12:12You know, what we need to do is come up with a plan, Horatio.
00:12:16A way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:12:20Any suggestions?
00:12:24You don't say.
00:12:26Well, when I can learn how to speak horse, we'll continue this conversation, okay?
00:12:33Maybe it won't be that bad.
00:12:36Perhaps Mr. Beetle will buy the place, fix it up, and let us stay here to run it.
00:12:41It's a possibility, right?
00:12:43It's a possibility, right?
00:13:13It's a possibility, right?
00:16:32This is a deer crossing.
00:17:43I gave you your money back.
00:17:44Not enough of it.
00:17:46Okay, fine.
00:17:48What if I say you could win it back?
00:17:49How?
00:17:50Just pick a number between one and ten.
00:17:52If I don't guess it right, I'll give you back double your bet.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:57Twenty dollars.
00:17:58Okay.
00:18:00Pick a number.
00:18:08Nine.
00:18:11Okay.
00:18:12I guess.
00:18:14Okay.
00:18:15Is the number between one and three?
00:18:17No.
00:18:18Between five and seven?
00:18:19Nope.
00:18:20Between eight and ten?
00:18:21Yeah.
00:18:22Number's nine.
00:18:30Better luck next time.
00:18:32Wait, not so fast.
00:18:33Now you picking up between one through ten.
00:18:36Fine.
00:18:37Number five.
00:18:43Are you kidding me?
00:18:45You're gonna let her get away with that?
00:18:47Come back here, Jules.
00:18:47Come back here, Jules.
00:19:19Don't get me away, okay?
00:19:32She's gotta be around here somewhere.
00:19:38You're so not going to be my agent.
00:19:40Fine.
00:19:41I wouldn't make any money with you anyways.
00:19:43Your poses are stupid.
00:19:45You're stupid?
00:19:47Okay, smart guy.
00:19:48What's 412 times 97 divided by seven?
00:19:54I don't know.
00:19:55You see?
00:19:56You don't know.
00:19:58Okay, so what is it?
00:19:59Oh, no.
00:19:59I was asking you.
00:20:01You don't know the answer either, do you?
00:20:02I'm trying to change the subject.
00:20:04I made my point.
00:20:05No, you didn't.
00:20:05You would have to know the answer for that.
00:20:07152.
00:20:09You're just making up numbers now, aren't you?
00:20:11I am not.
00:20:11Part two.
00:20:24That was a close one.
00:20:27I know, I know.
00:20:28It was a dumb move.
00:20:29Someday, someone will lock some sense into me.
00:20:33But, until then, I come out on top.
00:20:36Oh!
00:20:39Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:55Oh!
00:21:00Oh!
00:21:01Hi!
00:21:13Mr. Beetle!
00:21:14What happened to you car?
00:21:15Oh, you won't believe it.
00:21:17We were passing one of those yellow signs, the one with the deer on it.
00:21:20A deer crossing sign.
00:21:22And, uh, suddenly out of nowhere, deer runs right in front of the car.
00:21:25Oh, my gosh. Are you both okay?
00:21:27Yeah, we're okay. Deer's okay. We swerved and hit a tree.
00:21:31But you tell me, why would they put a deer crossing sign right in the middle of the road?
00:21:35Wouldn't it be smarter to put it in a safer location where there's no people or passing cars?
00:21:41I don't understand what you mean.
00:21:43Well, those signs, they're a hazard to everyone's health.
00:21:45I mean, it's letting the deer know that it's okay to cross there.
00:21:48You know what? Someone should write a letter to the local authorities, and that would fix the problem.
00:21:52Dad, the signs are there for the motorists to warn them about the deer.
00:21:57Oh, that's absurd. How do we expect the deer not to cross the road when we're just given it permission
00:22:02to do so?
00:22:03But if that's the case, we should set up a separate set of signs for the deer.
00:22:07Maybe one with a speeding car on it so they know when they can cross.
00:22:11I'll say this is why I don't deal in the countryside. There's nothing like dumb deer here.
00:22:19Is he serious?
00:22:24Can I get you something to drink, Mr. Beetle? Something to calm your nerves?
00:22:28Oh, a gin and tonic would be lovely. Thanks, Miss Belle.
00:22:32Kim, please.
00:22:34Kim? That's short for Kimberly, isn't it?
00:22:37Yes, it is.
00:22:39It's a lovely name. My first ex-wife's name was Bev.
00:22:42Short for Beverly?
00:22:44No, short for beverage. Her parents were real heavy drinkers.
00:22:50That was a joke, no?
00:22:52Father never jokes. It's a sign of weakness.
00:22:55The boy's right.
00:22:57Okay, let's get down to the contracts here.
00:22:59The boy has a name, by the way.
00:23:02I'm Wesley. Short for nothing.
00:23:04Nice to meet you, Wesley.
00:23:06I'm sorry. I thought I made it...
00:23:07Well, let's not get bogged down with details.
00:23:09Kimberly, you're in real financial trouble here.
00:23:13The bank is going to foreclose on the property by the end of the week,
00:23:15selling off the land acre by acre.
00:23:18Now, I see tremendous potential here.
00:23:20And I'm willing to buy your entire ranch and
00:23:22even help you with your move back to normal civilization.
00:23:25As we look over the contracts, you see that my offer is more than generous.
00:23:49It's lovely.
00:23:51I can see that you've really put a lot of, um, time and effort into this.
00:23:56Well, we'd have to remove some trees and some bushes and some wildlife.
00:23:59But this place has real potential.
00:24:01It's all about vision.
00:24:03That's how you get a head, son.
00:24:04You see something on your path and you mow it down.
00:24:07It's like the deer.
00:24:10You know, this is a lot to go into.
00:24:12Um, why don't I give you guys a tour of the property and that...
00:24:16Then you can see, you know, how we operate here.
00:24:19My father's allergic to fresh air.
00:24:21Oh, no, no, be silly.
00:24:22That was a one-time thing.
00:24:23And the doctor said it was more about the pollen in the air than the air itself.
00:24:27We'd be delighted to get the two of the land, Kimberly.
00:24:33I think about where I'm going to put that ten-story parking garage.
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:39Well, let me grab my allergy pills, sinus medication, eye drops, and sinus relief medication, and I'll be all set.
00:24:45Where's your bathroom?
00:24:46Yeah, it's, um, right over there.
00:24:48Okay, thanks.
00:24:51Your father has a lot of health issues, huh?
00:24:54Well, like mental issues.
00:24:56You see, taking care of business, he's a pro.
00:24:59Taking care of himself is a whole other matter.
00:25:01He was better when Mom was around, but after she left, he's been a bit obsessed with work.
00:25:08I have a daughter about your age who's very much like that.
00:25:12Not with work, specifically, but she can have a one-track mind when it comes to her obsession.
00:25:19What is it?
00:25:20Oh, it's not an it.
00:25:21It's a who.
00:25:22And it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:24Okay.
00:25:25Okay.
00:25:35Okay.
00:25:59Juliet, Juliet, are you okay, Juliet?
00:26:03Juliet, speak to me.
00:26:05I'm fine, I'm...
00:26:08Ow!
00:26:10Who hit me?
00:26:11The lucky horseshoe above my stable fell and knocked you out.
00:26:17Lucky by whose definition?
00:26:19I don't know.
00:26:20Your father hung it up there and he's always just said that it was lucky, remember?
00:26:25Yeah, I do.
00:26:26I'm surprised you remember, you were just a pony.
00:26:29What is it?
00:26:30You're talking to me.
00:26:32So, what's wrong with that?
00:26:33When did you start talking?
00:26:35I've always talked to you.
00:26:37Every morning when you feed me and say hi, I say, hello Juliet, and how are you today?
00:26:44And then after I eat, I thank you.
00:26:47Yeah, but I never understood you before.
00:26:49Oh, really?
00:26:50Well, I always had the impression you understood me quite well.
00:26:53This isn't possible.
00:26:55You mean I've been speaking all this time and you haven't understood a word?
00:26:59Boy, do I feel like an idiot.
00:27:02Okay, this is not happening.
00:27:04I'm dreaming.
00:27:05Or I'm hallucinating.
00:27:07I was hit on the head with this and now I'm hearing voices.
00:27:11What kind of voices?
00:27:13Horse voices.
00:27:14Do they sound like me?
00:27:15Yeah, they sound exactly like...
00:27:17Oh, I need medical attention.
00:27:19I hope you feel better soon.
00:27:21Oh, and I think my leg is improving by the way.
00:27:24Love my healing, I see.
00:27:28Nice hear the trains.
00:27:43But now we are celebrating.
00:27:44What kind of policies, often do we not to do...
00:27:44Give us some things to do, why.
00:27:45Love you.
00:27:49With your salud.
00:27:53료VM he см soft spirit.
00:27:54$375 loves 40mm through altar.
00:27:54Wait for & save fix your father.
00:27:54V-mailomos He Tulip
00:29:37I moved here eight years ago with my boys after I married Ryan.
00:29:43He's really the one who worked the land and built all this with his daughter Juliet, my stepdaughter.
00:29:52I've tried my best to keep it going, but it's really my late husband who had the green thumb.
00:30:00Green thumb? Was it infected? Is that what killed him?
00:30:04Again, not a joke?
00:30:07No. I'm sorry, Kimberly. Nature's not really my forte. There's just so many things alive here.
00:30:14Like this tree. It's alive, isn't it?
00:30:17Yep. It just grows right out of the ground.
00:30:22And you don't find that disturbing?
00:30:24Dad doesn't trust anything that isn't man-made.
00:30:28What about water?
00:30:30Don't drink it. It rusts pipes and fish go to the bathroom in it.
00:30:35W.C. Fields, right?
00:30:36Now that's an intelligent man.
00:30:38He was a comedian, Dad.
00:30:40No, I don't think he was.
00:30:44Where is Juliet now?
00:30:46Juliet, this is Mr. Beadle and his son Wesley.
00:30:50Hello.
00:30:50Wes is fine. My father doesn't shake hands.
00:30:54How are you?
00:30:56I'm fine. I'm good.
00:30:58Why, what have you heard? There's nothing wrong with me.
00:31:01Mr. Beadle is interested in developing the property, so I was just showing them around.
00:31:06How's Horatio doing?
00:31:07It's like he's improving.
00:31:09Not that he told me that or anything. I just noticed when I was checking him out.
00:31:13Who is Horatio?
00:31:14He's Juliet's favorite horse.
00:31:16They're best friends, grow up together, talk to each other.
00:31:20No, we don't.
00:31:21I mean, we're not that close. A horse is a horse.
00:31:25Of course, of course.
00:31:27And no one can talk to a horse.
00:31:28Of course.
00:31:29That is, of course, unless the horse...
00:31:32I'm sorry, you just reminded me of an old television show.
00:31:36Well, I wanted to bring them over to the stables.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:41I mean, no, you don't want to go in there.
00:31:44Stables are a mess, there's hay everywhere, and it smells like horse poop.
00:31:47Oh, well, then I'll pass it.
00:31:49That doesn't sound like a real good environment for my sinuses.
00:31:52Maybe you could bring Horatio up to the corral,
00:31:54because I'd really like to show Mr. Beadle the advantages to running a successful operation,
00:32:00as opposed to a new shopping mall.
00:32:06Horatio's not quite himself today.
00:32:09I thought you said he was feeling better.
00:32:13I'd love to meet him. Horses are awesome.
00:32:16You really think so?
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:20Okay, I'll go get him.
00:32:22Can I come?
00:32:25Oh, no, I'll do it.
00:32:27Horatio gets a little nervous around people he doesn't know.
00:32:34Well, since when did you start to love horses?
00:32:37Since I left the city and discovered the wonders of nature.
00:32:45Get away from me, you flying spawn.
00:32:48It's a bee, Mr. Beadle.
00:32:53See, the thing that flew right at me, it tried to kill me.
00:32:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:26Horatio, I'm taking you to the corral,
00:33:28and you are not to speak to me,
00:33:30because you are a horse and I am a human.
00:33:32You got that?
00:33:33Absolutely.
00:33:34Good.
00:33:36No, not good.
00:33:38I didn't hear that.
00:33:39I said absolutely.
00:33:41No, you didn't.
00:33:42Oh, did I mispronounce it?
00:33:44I was just telling you I got what you were saying.
00:33:47Yeah, but you shouldn't.
00:33:48You shouldn't get what I'm saying.
00:33:50Then speak French.
00:33:52Why?
00:33:52Because I don't understand French.
00:33:54Oh.
00:33:55It's official.
00:33:56I'm losing my mind.
00:33:57Why?
00:33:58Because you're having a conversation with a talking horse?
00:34:01Uh, yeah.
00:34:02Well, I think it's a good thing.
00:34:04I like being able to communicate.
00:34:06Yeah, well, not when we're on the verge of losing the ranch.
00:34:09What are you saying?
00:34:11Now you don't understand.
00:34:12I mean, what do you mean by that?
00:34:16There's this really rich guy who wants to buy the ranch and turn it into a shopping center.
00:34:20So unless we can convince him that this place is worth keeping it the way it is, we're done for.
00:34:25Ah-ha!
00:34:27A brilliant idea.
00:34:29Yes?
00:34:30Well, that's what we need.
00:34:31A brilliant idea.
00:34:33Yeah, no kidding.
00:34:35This ranch hasn't made money in almost a year.
00:34:37No one runs out the cabin, so how can we prove that this place can be profitable again?
00:34:42Would you like me to speak with him?
00:34:44You think he's going to talk to a talking horse?
00:34:47No.
00:34:48What we need is something special.
00:34:50Something like...
00:34:54A talking horse.
00:34:56I got it.
00:34:57Well, how about a talking pig?
00:34:58I remember you telling me about that movie years ago with that talking pig,
00:35:02and there was the other one about the spider web and the pig.
00:35:05Humans seem to love pigs.
00:35:06No, just forget about the pig idea.
00:35:09You were a talking horse.
00:35:10Yeah, I thought we already established that.
00:35:13Yeah, well, you're the one who's going to save this ranch.
00:35:15How?
00:35:16My leg is still pretty sore.
00:35:18I don't think I'll be able to win any jumping competitions for a while.
00:35:22You don't have to compete.
00:35:24You are one of a kind.
00:35:25You're a talking horse.
00:36:07I don't think I'm going to be a male model, not you.
00:36:09If you can do it, I can do it better.
00:36:11Oh, yeah?
00:36:12Try this on for size.
00:36:19Are you guys playing charades?
00:36:23Who are you?
00:36:24Yeah, these are our woods.
00:36:26Oh, you must be Pete and Craig.
00:36:28My name is Wes.
00:36:28My father's thinking of buying your property.
00:36:31So you're like the really, really rich kid, huh?
00:36:34Yeah, I've got a money tree growing in my backyard, but I think I like yours better.
00:36:38So do you have, like, money on you?
00:36:41I've got a few bills.
00:36:43Why?
00:36:44You a gambler, man, Wes?
00:36:45On occasion.
00:36:47But I bet you $20.
00:36:48If you pick a number from 1 through 10, I can guess it.
00:36:53Okay.
00:36:54You got one?
00:36:55Yes.
00:36:59Number 7.
00:37:00Number 6.
00:37:01Nice try, but you were close.
00:37:03I can't believe you.
00:37:05Why doesn't it work when I do it?
00:37:08Thanks, guys.
00:37:09Is the corral this way?
00:37:10Wait a minute.
00:37:11Give him a chance to win back that money.
00:37:12Yeah, give me a chance unless you want a serious beating.
00:37:15Okay.
00:37:15Tell you what.
00:37:17I'll bet you $50 that you guys aren't here.
00:37:20You're going to bet us that we're not here.
00:37:22And I'll prove it.
00:37:24Deal.
00:37:25You're not in Mexico, right?
00:37:28No.
00:37:29And you're not in Detroit.
00:37:30No way.
00:37:31And you're not in England.
00:37:33Right.
00:37:34So if you're not in Mexico, you're not in Detroit, and you're not in England, you must be someplace else.
00:37:40That's right.
00:37:40We must be someplace else.
00:37:42And if you're someplace else, you certainly can't be here.
00:37:44Naturally, if we're someplace else, we can't possibly be here.
00:37:49And you're not in America, you must be here.
00:37:51But if you're not in Berkeley, you must be here.
00:38:01Who are you from?
00:38:12And you're not in America.
00:38:19Anyway, we must be near.
00:38:24you see we were trying to create a family attraction where children and adults could
00:38:30commune with nature that doesn't sound very healthy oh no it is it's very relaxing
00:38:36you see people build up a lot of stress in their day-to-day daily grind and and they keep
00:38:42it right
00:38:43here oh what did you just do woman it was the biggest knot i've ever felt you've got to have
00:38:48that looked at by somebody i see all the top doctors in the city well a doctor can't do anything
00:38:53for that you need to have a good body massage by someone who knows what she's doing are you qualified
00:38:59to give that kind of diagnosis yes i was a masseuse for 20 years that's how i met my husband
00:39:05he said i
00:39:06had magic fingers speaking of magical i'd like you all to meet horatio a very magical horse
00:39:20he's a beauty yes yes that's very nice but let's go back to the house and discuss the contract
00:39:25shall we oh no mr beetle come closer i really want you to see this you're not afraid of a
00:39:30little horse
00:39:31are you you call that creature little yours money boys boys behave we have guests
00:39:42yes okay jules what did you want to show us did you teach horatio a new trick she's wonderful with
00:39:48animals have i ever horatio why don't you say hi to this nice gentleman and introduce yourself
00:39:59hello it's a pleasure to meet you my name is horatio i'm a horse if you haven't already guessed by
00:40:07my
00:40:07appearance i enjoy long walks in the woods hay is my favorite food and i was considering taking up
00:40:13tap dancing but unfortunately i have two left feet hey that was pretty good pretty good are you kidding
00:40:23me i mean maybe it wasn't the best joke in the world but it was told by a talking horse
00:40:28talking horse
00:40:29were you crazy did you not all hear horatio just speak yes and yes we did not just all hear
00:40:40horatio
00:40:40speak he just kind of grunted and snorted like he always does but he looks great jules you've done
00:40:46a wonderful job with him but you didn't hear me there
00:40:56say something else something else no tell another joke so this horse walks into a bar and then the
00:41:03bartender asks the horse why the long face get it
00:41:10you get it long face horse horses have long faces it's like a pun i i don't think they got
00:41:18it
00:41:18you want me to try another one hey how long are a horse's legs long enough to touch the ground
00:41:26jules you want to take him back to the stable wow this is a tough crowd i don't believe this
00:41:32he's talking guys he's telling stand-up jokes what if i sit down and tell him would that make a
00:41:39difference mr beetle let's let's go look at another part of the farm come on if you insist
00:41:46we didn't even have to make a fool out of you this time you did it all by yourself
00:41:54don't be upset i'm losing my mind no you're not they're just too stupid
00:42:02to hear me well that's easy for you to say i'm sorry i was just trying to help oh no
00:42:07i wasn't
00:42:07talking to you she was talking to me yeah well he doesn't know that you're talking to the horse aren't
00:42:13you see he got it that's right and you can hear the horse talking back to you should i answer
00:42:20that one
00:42:21no so you can't hear the horse yes she can no i can't who are you talking to you i'm
00:42:30talking to you
00:42:31and i am only talking to you from now on okay um you want me to help you bring her
00:42:37ratio back to the
00:42:37stables sure so what now you're giving me the silent treatment what did i do what is it nothing i
00:42:47didn't
00:42:47hear anything and i didn't say anything uh can i say something didn't hear that
00:42:55so
00:43:04so
00:46:17No, no, no, no, I never said that.
00:46:19Just let me show you the inside of the cabin.
00:46:21I'm just going to check it out first.
00:46:23Craig, Pete, can you entertain Mr. Beetle for a few minutes?
00:46:26I'll be right back.
00:46:32You know, we don't want to move back to the city and become famous models.
00:46:38Yeah, don't worry.
00:46:39Mom will sell.
00:46:40She'll definitely sell.
00:46:42Well, it's good to know, because I want to pay a lot of money for it.
00:46:46We like money.
00:46:47Yeah, big fans of money.
00:46:49You seem like smart boys.
00:46:51And I wish you could teach my son the same appreciation.
00:46:54He has this absurd notion that money can be used to make the world a better place.
00:46:59Protect the environment, help the poor.
00:47:02I don't know where he gets those ideas from.
00:47:04Probably his mother.
00:47:05But she won't see me throwing my money away like that.
00:47:08Mr. Beetle, do you have two tens for a five?
00:47:15I do indeed.
00:47:17Here is ten for you and ten for you.
00:47:20Okay, you can come in now.
00:47:22Charming boys you have here.
00:47:48Now, I know you can still hear me.
00:47:50Look, I'll get new material.
00:47:52My next performance will have them rolling in the aisles.
00:47:55I promise.
00:47:56I really do love it up here.
00:47:57We don't have anything like this in the city.
00:48:00I don't know why you guys want to turn this place into a shopping mall.
00:48:03We don't.
00:48:04Then why are you selling this place to my father?
00:48:08We can't afford to keep it, but, you know, we don't want anyone to tear it down.
00:48:14I think we could build this ranch up into a real resort.
00:48:17A lot of animals and more horses.
00:48:19That would be cool.
00:48:21Wouldn't it?
00:48:23Wouldn't what?
00:48:25Wouldn't that be cool?
00:48:26Oh, I think so.
00:48:27But good luck convincing my father.
00:48:30He hates anything that has to do with the outdoors.
00:48:32It's like he's got some kind of phobia for all things organic.
00:48:36Well, that doesn't sound natural.
00:48:38Will you quit it?
00:48:39You're not funny.
00:48:40I wasn't trying to be funny.
00:48:42I know.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:44I could be funny.
00:48:46Want to hear a joke?
00:48:47I'm all ears.
00:48:49I didn't do anything yet.
00:48:51I know.
00:48:53I was just imagining how funny your punchline would be once you finish telling.
00:49:00Continue.
00:49:02Why couldn't the pony sing?
00:49:04Because his voice was a little horse.
00:49:07I haven't reached the punchline yet.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:10I already know that one.
00:49:11Oh.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:14How about this one?
00:49:15A cowboy rode off down the road on Wednesday and came back three days later on Wednesday.
00:49:21How's this possible?
00:49:22His horse was named Wednesday.
00:49:26Oh, come on.
00:49:27You know that one, too?
00:49:28And Wednesday had two little pony cousins named Monday and Tuesday.
00:49:32Between the three of them, it was a short week.
00:49:37I give up.
00:49:38No, Wes.
00:49:39I'm sorry.
00:49:39I wasn't laughing at you.
00:49:40I know.
00:49:41That's the problem.
00:49:43Will you let him finish his jokes and quit interrupting?
00:49:46I thought we were a good team.
00:49:48It's all about timing, you know.
00:49:49Just shut your trap before you ruin everything.
00:49:52You can hear your A-show, can't you?
00:49:54That wasn't an act.
00:49:56Nope.
00:49:57Nope.
00:49:57That would be crazy.
00:49:59And then they would put me in a sane asylum for being crazy.
00:50:03Humans cannot hear animals speaking to them.
00:50:05Well, what about Dr. Doolittle?
00:50:07He was a fictional character in a children's book.
00:50:09He just spoke to you again, didn't he?
00:50:13Yes.
00:50:14But only I can hear him.
00:50:18Oh.
00:50:20They're going to lock me up and throw away the key.
00:50:22Hey, if they do that, I'll bail you out.
00:50:25Get it?
00:50:26Hay.
00:50:27Bail.
00:50:29Bail of hay.
00:50:30Bail you out.
00:50:31No, no, no.
00:50:32Don't cry.
00:50:33It'll be all right.
00:50:36His jokes are so bad.
00:50:38It's painful.
00:50:40Sorry.
00:50:40I'm afraid you're saddled with me.
00:50:42Sigh.
00:51:10Oh, my God.
00:51:30So, as you can see, it's a perfect place for a vacation.
00:51:35It's a great area to raise a family as well.
00:51:40Yeah, it's very homely.
00:51:42Homely?
00:51:44Homely.
00:51:45I meant homely.
00:51:46It feels like home.
00:51:47Well, that's because it is one.
00:51:49It's our home.
00:51:51Once you sign these documents, it can be a great place for thousands of shoppers, too.
00:51:55Have you seen anything I've shown you, Mr. Meadle?
00:52:00Of course, Kimberly.
00:52:01My eyes have been wide open.
00:52:03Except when that buzzing, flying creature was trying to kill me.
00:52:08Yeah.
00:52:09I don't think they were.
00:52:11And you can call me Mrs. Bell.
00:52:14Is there a problem?
00:52:16In a syllable?
00:52:18Yes.
00:52:20We don't want to leave our home.
00:52:24Ms. Bell, the bank's going to take it away from you.
00:52:27And there's the problem.
00:52:29And all I'm trying to do is help.
00:52:32No.
00:52:33All you're trying to do is help yourself by building another useless mall and make millions
00:52:39of dollars while destroying everything that's right in the world.
00:52:46And what my ass brought that on?
00:52:50You know, you may be a whiz at business and making money, but you don't have a clue about
00:52:59people's feelings.
00:53:00Your son was right.
00:53:03My son?
00:53:04And what did he tell you?
00:53:08About the same thing that you.
00:53:12You're so busy, so wrapped up in your work that you don't even know how to take care
00:53:16of yourself.
00:53:17Let alone what's best for the planet.
00:53:20My son's future is all laid out for her, Ms. Bell.
00:53:23And he will never go hungry.
00:53:25And I can't say the same for your kids if you don't sign these documents.
00:53:28Which, by the way, is no longer on the table.
00:53:31Yeah, I know.
00:53:32It's on the floor.
00:53:33And if it's for my health, I have the best doctors in the world.
00:53:37I have the best help.
00:53:37I have the best of everything.
00:53:39And there's nothing.
00:53:40I repeat, nothing that's wrong with me.
00:53:43Oh!
00:53:44Oh!
00:53:45What is it?
00:53:46My back!
00:53:47Oh!
00:53:49Oh!
00:53:50My back!
00:53:51I got a bad back.
00:53:52It's locked up.
00:53:53Here, grab my back pills.
00:53:54They're in the briefcase.
00:53:55Oh!
00:53:59Oh!
00:53:59Oh!
00:53:59Oh!
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00Oh my god, these?
00:54:02They're useless.
00:54:03They just mask the pain.
00:54:05They don't do anything to solve the problem.
00:54:07Here, let me help you to the couch.
00:54:12Oh my gosh.
00:54:13Oh!
00:54:14Your back is totally out of whack.
00:54:17I can help you with this.
00:54:19I need Dr. Hurt.
00:54:20Who?
00:54:21My back doctor.
00:54:23Your back doctor is named Dr. Hurt?
00:54:26What's your dentist?
00:54:28Dr. Decay?
00:54:29Oh, Miss Bell, I don't appreciate your sense of humor.
00:54:32A man of my position.
00:54:33Yeah.
00:54:34Which is almost horizontal.
00:54:36That may be.
00:54:37That doesn't mean I have to put up with your flippant attitude towards my current situation.
00:54:42You know, I don't know how the hell is going to enjoy this.
00:54:44What?
00:54:45Hang on.
00:54:46It's going to hurt a little.
00:54:59And it's going to hurt a little while I've made it.
00:55:00I made it Jeg agreed to worry that I've got a little Warumu.
00:55:00Mom is making soopers'
00:55:00And really,
00:55:03where the customizable world is made,
00:55:17Picture and look.
00:55:17Playing backwards.
00:55:17YouALD
00:56:17We're not here all alone
00:56:20Even if we spend some time alone
00:56:23Helps to know there's a place to go
00:56:27Cause you and me
00:56:30Is how it's meant to be
00:56:32Laughing with each other through the years
00:56:37And we're not here all alone
00:57:33To be continued...
00:57:50I don't think you're crazy.
00:57:52I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for why you can suddenly communicate with a horse.
00:57:57So, tell me how it began.
00:58:01Okay, well, I was hiding from Pete and Craig because I kind of tricked them out of some money earlier,
00:58:07but that is only because they torture me every single morning of my life.
00:58:13Like, one morning, they moved my alarm clock just out of reach and then tied my foot to the bedpost.
00:58:19So, when I got up to turn it off...
00:58:35I don't know.
00:58:38Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:59:06And most recently...
00:59:08they poured shaving cream in my hand while i was sleeping tickled my nose and i hit myself and
00:59:14you never told me about that one happened this morning and i really don't feel too
00:59:20bad about taking their money so skipping ahead you say you were hiding from your brothers and
00:59:25and i was in horatio's stable and they didn't find me and they finally left i got out closed
00:59:32the door and and the horseshoe fell and knocked her out cold exactly i think i missed a section
00:59:37there right you can't hear him stop chiming in horatio so this horseshoe is above uh horatio's
00:59:47stable so when i closed the door it fell clunked me in the head and when i woke up i
00:59:53could hear
00:59:53horatio speaking to me okay so maybe we're dealing with a magical explanation rather than a rational
01:00:00one but at least we have the cause it is supposed to be a lucky horseshoe it's true
01:00:10wait maybe that's it since i'm the only one who got hit in the head maybe i'm the only one
01:00:16who
01:00:16could hear horatio speaking i guess that's one theory oh we can test it how hit him with the
01:00:22horseshoe and see what happens it's not a bad idea what's not a bad idea horatio suggested that if i
01:00:30hit you with the horseshoe maybe you'll be able to hear him too it's a horrible idea why it sounds
01:00:35like
01:00:35it involves pain no we don't have to hit you that hard how about a little tap on the head
01:00:41really
01:00:44okay but be gentle
01:00:49ow can you hear me did he say anything what we've got here is a failure to communicate let me
01:00:57try again
01:00:57hit him again hit him again ow can you hear me now anything i hear slight ringing sounds like
01:01:04we're on the right track hit him again harder ow how about now can you hear him now i can't
01:01:11hear
01:01:12anything now once more oh god wes wes speak to me i knocked him out well that's what happened to
01:01:26you
01:01:26when he wakes up hopefully he'll be able to understand me yes if he wakes up i don't believe
01:01:32this the first guy i actually like and i kill him okay wes wake up hi
01:01:46up and at him time to wake up let's go
01:01:53hello wes nice day isn't it yes mr tree it's very nice i see you branching out all over
01:02:04it's very nice it's very nice it's very nice it's very nice it's very nice it's very nice
01:02:06hey watch where you're stepping buddy sorry blades of grass i didn't see you growing there
01:02:18don't look a gift horse in the mouth hey i heard that you want to know what i heard juliet
01:02:23is looking
01:02:24for you and she has something to say
01:02:38horatio said you have something to tell me what is it
01:02:43yuck
01:02:46that did the trick i think i might have hit you a little too hard
01:02:50sorry you think because i don't even believe my brain's functioning anymore
01:02:54just drop the horseshoe okay and not on my head this time sorry it was a dumb move i should
01:03:01have
01:03:02never listened to a talking horse are you okay i feel like i have a hangover and i don't even
01:03:10drink
01:03:10well you know what they say you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him wink it's
01:03:16drink not
01:03:18wink oh right that makes sense why would you bring a horse to water to make him wink that's just
01:03:25silly
01:03:25besides i wink all the time well i drink too so i don't know what the point is actually saying
01:03:30all
01:03:31that it's a metaphor it means that everyone's supposed to take control of their own lives you
01:03:35can't force a person to do something they don't want to do which is probably why hitting someone in
01:03:40the head with a horseshoe isn't going to suddenly make them believe in something like being able to
01:03:44hear a talking horse exactly wes who are you having this conversation with i was just responding to
01:03:53herish yo why are you staring at me like that he's he's talking oh not again
01:04:16so
01:04:25so
01:04:27so
01:04:48Oh my gosh, I feel so good.
01:04:51What did you do?
01:04:53Just a little alignment to get you back on track, so to speak.
01:04:58This is amazing.
01:04:59I haven't felt this good since Bev.
01:05:03What?
01:05:06Well, my wife used to give me back massages when we were together.
01:05:11And I do miss that.
01:05:14Yeah, well, a man can miss a lot of things when he doesn't take a moment to stop and look
01:05:20around.
01:05:21Drink up.
01:05:23What is this?
01:05:24It's good for you.
01:05:26Drink it.
01:05:26Well, I'm allergic to a lot of things.
01:05:28I'm not supposed to have a lot of sugar or starch.
01:05:30Dairy's out of the question.
01:05:31It's pretty much just fruits, so...
01:05:33Don't be such a baby and drink this stuff.
01:05:38If your doctors told you that living was bad for your health, that you would seriously consider trying not to
01:05:45do it.
01:05:45Wow, I can feel my nasal passages starting to open up.
01:05:49Yeah, it's my own special herbal brand.
01:05:52It's much better than that stuff you get on the shelves.
01:05:56I can breathe.
01:05:58I can actually breathe.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:00And breathing is good for you.
01:06:02I'm sure your doctors would not even disagree with that.
01:06:06You know, I used to own a home in the countryside.
01:06:08Had a lot of good times there.
01:06:11Well, Wes was barely three when we moved to the city, so he might not remember much of it.
01:06:16That's a shame.
01:06:18Why did you leave?
01:06:21Well, get closer to work.
01:06:24And then when Bev left me, I just had too many memories there, so we sold the place.
01:06:30Yeah, I guess it was time.
01:06:35Yeah, well, that's what I'm good at, right?
01:06:38Buying and selling.
01:06:39Not so much on the long-term investment.
01:06:42Ask my ex-wives.
01:06:44Yeah, that was Ryan's speciality.
01:06:46Building and developing.
01:06:48But he was also good at nurturing the kids.
01:06:51You're good at that too, Miss Bell.
01:06:55Kim.
01:06:57Monty.
01:07:00By the way, do you have any more of this wonderful tea?
01:07:03Yeah, I do.
01:07:07And I'll take another look at those contracts, too.
01:07:11Okay.
01:07:16Continue on your way, spawn.
01:07:17Go on.
01:07:18Go on.
01:07:19Go on.
01:07:21Go on.
01:07:22Go on.
01:07:23Go on.
01:07:23Go on.
01:07:26Go on.
01:07:26Go on.
01:07:27Go on.
01:07:29Go on.
01:07:30Go on.
01:07:30Go on.
01:07:32Go on.
01:07:34Go on.
01:07:34Go on.
01:07:35Go on.
01:07:35Go on.
01:07:36Go on.
01:07:38Go on.
01:07:38Go on.
01:07:38Go on.
01:07:38Go on.
01:07:39Go on.
01:07:40Go on.
01:07:42Go on.
01:07:44Go on.
01:07:57Wesley, Wes, now what are we going to do?
01:08:02I didn't do anything to him.
01:08:04He's just horsing around.
01:08:06No, he's passed out.
01:08:09Well, get the pail.
01:08:10Splash him.
01:08:12It's empty.
01:08:13I don't want to drown the poor guy.
01:08:15So he just fell asleep?
01:08:18Pretty much.
01:08:19Then why don't you try what they do in all those stories?
01:08:22What stories?
01:08:24You know, the ones you used to read to me when we were growing up.
01:08:27About the prince and the princess.
01:08:29Which one?
01:08:30I don't know. It doesn't matter.
01:08:32They all end up the same way.
01:08:34The princess kisses the prince and he wakes up.
01:08:37No, the prince is always the one to kiss the princess.
01:08:40Not the other way around.
01:08:41And then she wakes up.
01:08:42It's never the other way around?
01:08:45No, not unless the prince is a frog or some other type of animal.
01:08:49Then he turns into a prince.
01:08:51Is that why you were always kissing me when we were younger?
01:08:55It was worth a try.
01:08:56Well then, isn't it worth a shot?
01:09:00Come on, be the first.
01:09:01Start a fashion.
01:09:04Your first kiss.
01:09:05I'm so proud.
01:09:07I wish I had a camera.
01:09:08Don't watch me.
01:09:15Oh, Juliet.
01:09:25Juliet.
01:09:29Is that all you can say?
01:09:31Wherefore art thou, Juliet?
01:09:34Sitting next to a pile of manure, if you must know.
01:09:37I had the strangest dream.
01:09:39That you were talking with Ratio?
01:09:41Yeah.
01:09:42But then I had another dream where I thought I woke up and...
01:09:45I was still talking to you?
01:09:50How you doing, Romeo?
01:09:53Is this like a dream within a dream within a nightmare?
01:09:57Depends.
01:09:58Did you think I kissed you in the dream or the nightmare?
01:10:01You kissed me?
01:10:02For real?
01:10:04Cool.
01:10:06So, that means this is...
01:10:08Really happening?
01:10:10A horse is talking to me.
01:10:12A horse is actually speaking.
01:10:13To me.
01:10:15He can speak to me, too.
01:10:16Jules, when the world finds out about this...
01:10:18Yeah, that's kind of the hard part.
01:10:19Remember?
01:10:21Oh, yeah.
01:10:22We can't exactly go around bashing people in the head with that thing.
01:10:25Some might get upset.
01:10:26And who knows how much luck is left in that horseshoe.
01:10:29There may be a limited supply.
01:10:31We have to find my dad.
01:10:33Yeah, and convince my mom not to sell.
01:10:35Not when there are miracles happening here.
01:10:37You're right.
01:10:38This discovery is a lot more important than another dumb shopping mall.
01:10:42Bring the horseshoe.
01:10:43Maybe if we both explain it to them.
01:10:46We'll be back.
01:10:48Not so fast.
01:10:50Nobody's leaving here until we settle a certain amount of debt.
01:10:52Yeah, you won some money from us earlier.
01:10:54And we want a rematch with a game you can't possibly cheat at.
01:10:58Cards.
01:10:59Really?
01:11:00You don't think people cheat at cards?
01:11:01Not the way we play.
01:11:02They don't think people cheat.
01:11:08They don't think people cheat at.
01:11:18Maybe they don't think a little bit.
01:11:18You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:23They don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:52you've done a really beautiful job here Kim did you decorate yourself mostly
01:11:58um interior design has always been a hobby of mine I'd say it's more than a hobby magical
01:12:04fingers incredible tea great taste could be the perfect woman you cook okay so nobody's perfect
01:12:14but I do make a mean lasagna you know you were right about this this is an amazing deal I
01:12:24would
01:12:25be crazy not to take it plus it'll be a big help next year when the boys go to college
01:12:29with their
01:12:30tuition well feel free to have your lawyers look it over oh they already have yeah I emailed them
01:12:37the advanced copy you sent me and they basically said I would be a fool not to take the deal
01:12:43oh
01:12:46so well I think I have proven to you that I am not a fool no no you definitely are
01:12:52not
01:12:56okay so I guess there is just one more question Monty yes do you have a pen
01:13:08thanks
01:13:13so
01:13:17so
01:13:20so
01:13:22so
01:13:48but you don't understand
01:13:49we have to stop mom from selling the land there are magical properties in this horseshoe
01:13:56she's right and if we can figure out a way to capitalize on it we can save your ranch
01:13:59no you don't understand we don't want to save the ranch Pete and I are going to move back to
01:14:04the
01:14:04city and become world famous posers yeah you guys are posers all right so we want mom to sell
01:14:11there's no getting away of that now we have some money to win back this time it's on our rules
01:14:16number
01:14:17two tens for a five and more word games it's time we're playing cards these cards never lie I don't
01:14:25know how to play cards well it's very easy I'll pick a card from the deck bet you ten dollars
01:14:29versus
01:14:30everything you stole from us today what's the game you just have to guess the card simple right
01:14:39so what card am I holding jewels four of spades four of spades what no no no no no best
01:14:49two out of
01:14:50three now what card am I holding ten of diamonds ten of diamonds what the oh come on seriously can
01:15:03you see what card I'm holding
01:15:08no it's impossible well only pretty boy can answer this time
01:15:13so what card am I holding pretty boy king of hearts oh I don't know I'm just gonna have to
01:15:22take a wild guess king of hearts what the
01:15:32thank you
01:15:35Pete what are you doing I don't know they guess the cards
01:15:39I don't know how I can't explain it
01:15:44that was actually kind of fun
01:15:46it was actually kind of cheating but you're right it was fun
01:15:48shoot I forgot the horseshoe we'll just have to convince him without it I just hope we're not
01:15:52too late I can't believe you gave them all our money they guess the car what was I supposed
01:15:57to do get our money back that was the plan idiot don't call me an idiot moron don't call me
01:16:01a
01:16:01moron idiot oh how did that feel give me that oh oh did I knock some sis into you yeah
01:16:10let me give you
01:16:11back the change oh oh did that hurt let me divert the pain
01:16:16oh god kids remember don't try this at home
01:16:25if I could just chime in here for the record I think you're both idiots who asked you it is
01:16:32I
01:16:33Horatio king of all horses ruler of the stable drinker from the sacred bucket and eater of the holy hay
01:16:42and foolish young boys those who toy with my magical horseshoe must endure my wrath please no we didn't
01:16:52mean it listen to me now or perish what breed of horse can jump higher than a house all breeds
01:17:00houses
01:17:01don't jump what part of a horse has the most hair the outside what do you call a horse wearing
01:17:11a venetian
01:17:12blind a zebra oh god make it stop that one didn't even make sense don't worry boys I got a
01:17:20million of
01:17:21them what's a horse's favorite sickness hey fever
01:17:25ha ha ha ha ha trust me you won't be sorry well I guess one can't stand in the way
01:17:52of progress
01:17:55mom no you can't sign you promised dad did you close the deal look around son it's all ours jules
01:18:03I know you're upset but believe me it's it's for the best no you're wrong they can't tear down this
01:18:09place it will destroy the magic what will happen to Horatio she's right dad this isn't a normal ranch
01:18:15it's special it's one of a kind the people or the place both
01:18:24they have a talking horse I know it sounds insane but he really can talk it's true mom not everyone
01:18:31can hear him but if I just smash you around with jewels enough with the games we'll be happy in
01:18:37the
01:18:37city you'll see it'll just take a little getting used to oh where are your brothers I want to give
01:18:42them the good news dad trust me just one swift hit on the head with that thing and you'll see
01:18:47don't worry about the brain damage it'll pass that won't be necessary son I've seen the light
01:18:52and this place is going to be huge people are going to come from miles around but it does require
01:18:57one
01:18:57special ingredient to make the whole thing work I will absolutely need miss bell to manage the place
01:19:04but mr. beetle I I don't know anything about running a mall well you know just about everything else
01:19:10and once people come and drink your amazing tea breathe in the air and get away from the city
01:19:15you're gonna feel 20 years younger I know I'm not just the owner I'm also a client so welcome to
01:19:22bell and beetles wonder ranch where dreams come true how's that sound Monty do you mean it you mean
01:19:29we can stay dad are you feeling okay the answer is yes yes and a big fat yes I've never
01:19:36felt better
01:19:36and what about Horatio Horatio can stay the animals can stay we'll get more animals I want to build this
01:19:42place up to be the most fantastic ranch for humans and animals alike let them intermingle
01:19:46people can can can pet the animals can talk to the animals and some of them might even talk back
01:19:51to
01:19:51you when did you decide to do all this well I believe I I came down with something since we
01:19:56first
01:19:57arrived here oh really is it contagious I believe so it comes about when when someone gets too far away
01:20:05from their past I believe I'm homesick dad did you just make a joke no bad jokes count around here
01:20:15they
01:20:15do just ask Horatio we have to tell Horatio I love you mom you too dad this is great
01:20:24well I think I finally made my son proud I think the kids have really hit it off
01:20:30yeah with horseshoes is that a joke watch out you you could just become funny yeah I'll work on it
01:20:40how about you give me lessons over dinner tonight Kimberly do you like lasagna I think it may soon
01:20:46become one of my favorite dishes
01:21:15I can't believe we did it we didn't even have to prove Horatio could speak
01:21:19perhaps it's better if we keep that secret to ourselves if word gets out that we have a talking
01:21:24horse everyone will start trying to exploit him there will be t-shirts lunch boxes marketing
01:21:29gimmicks galore someone will probably even make a movie about him yeah I guess you're right
01:21:34we don't need another talking horse movie
01:21:39no more no more bad jokes no more no more bad jokes just stop last dad please let it out
01:21:48it has to
01:21:49stop last dad please just let it out that was odd I wonder what that was about
01:21:55there's nothing
01:21:56there's nothing like a friend
01:21:57lift you when you're down
01:22:00spin the world around
01:22:03make it fun again
01:22:05we're not here on our own
01:22:08even if we spend some time alone
01:22:12helps to know there's a place to go
01:22:15cause you and me
01:22:18that's how it's meant to be
01:22:20laughing with each other
01:22:23in the ears
01:22:29whoo ho ho ho ho
01:22:32armpit
01:22:33do
01:22:33to
01:22:33do
01:22:33I
01:22:33do
01:22:33I
01:22:34I
01:22:40do
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