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00:00:00The
00:01:30Got you.
00:01:34Pete?
00:01:36Craig?
00:01:38Where are you guys?
00:03:00Mom?
00:03:02What is this?
00:03:03My birthday?
00:03:04Where is everybody?
00:03:08Bye.
00:03:10Bye.
00:03:12Bye.
00:03:14Bye.
00:03:16Bye.
00:03:18Ratio, breakfast coming right up.
00:03:43How are we this glorious morning?
00:03:44Doing great.
00:03:46Good to hear that.
00:03:48What did you say?
00:03:50I said we're great.
00:03:52I love you, sis.
00:03:55You do?
00:03:57What is going on?
00:03:59What do you want from me?
00:04:00We just really appreciate everything you do around here.
00:04:02And rarely say thanks, so thanks.
00:04:04And from now on, we are going to be the big happy family you always wanted.
00:04:07Did you get the breakfast I made you, honey?
00:04:09Yeah, Mom, it was great.
00:04:11But why is everybody so happy?
00:04:13I thought we were on the verge of losing the ranch and all its properties to the banks.
00:04:18Not anymore.
00:04:19We've just won the lottery.
00:04:21One billion dollars.
00:04:23We're rich, Jules.
00:04:23And now we get to keep the ranch, pay off all the debts, bring in more horses, and live happily ever after.
00:04:32And it's all because of you.
00:04:33Wait, you mean I picked the winning numbers?
00:04:37Yes, you did.
00:04:38We're so proud of you, honey.
00:04:41This, this is like a dream come true.
00:04:46Yeah, that's because it is.
00:04:48A dream come true?
00:04:49No, just a dream.
00:04:51Your dream, boopsize.
00:04:53My dream, but I don't get it.
00:05:05Catch again, sucka.
00:05:06I fell for the oldest trick in the book.
00:05:09Get out of my room.
00:05:12What are you, like seven?
00:05:13Try putting a teen at the end of that.
00:05:15Yeah, and we'll always be older than you.
00:05:18Stronger, too.
00:05:18And prettier.
00:05:21Well, if you're so big and strong, why don't you help me with the chores once in a while?
00:05:25What's the point?
00:05:25We're going to be out of here in like a week.
00:05:27Mom hasn't sold the place yet.
00:05:29She's signing it away today.
00:05:30Mr. Beard will be here this afternoon.
00:05:32Yeah, don't call Mom, Mom.
00:05:34She's our mom, not yours.
00:05:35Yeah, you're just like an illegal adopted alien or something.
00:05:39The term is stepdaughter.
00:05:42I think that only works when your father is married to our mother.
00:05:45When after he died, the term becomes human parasite.
00:05:47Sounds about right, Dad.
00:05:48Pretty accurate to me.
00:05:50This was my dad's ranch before you ever moved in.
00:05:53I grew up here.
00:05:54This is my home.
00:05:55So you're the intruders.
00:05:57Not for long.
00:05:59Just get out before I...
00:06:01Phone with the mouth.
00:06:02Oh, too late.
00:06:03I wish this was a dream.
00:06:11I wish this was a dream.
00:06:11I wish this was a dream.
00:06:15I wish this was a dream.
00:06:29I wish this was a dream.
00:06:30I wish this was a dream.
00:06:31Hey. Good morning, Juliet. Take whatever you'd like. I didn't have time to cook.
00:06:50As usual. And it's Jules, remember?
00:06:54Juliet is a much prettier name.
00:06:57Only if you have the Romeo to go with it.
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:01It'll happen someday. You'll see.
00:07:04Well, at least I still have Horatio.
00:07:08Your dad was my Romeo.
00:07:11And boy, could I use him now.
00:07:14How bad is it?
00:07:16On a scale from one to ten, I would need triple digits.
00:07:21This is my... our home. You can't sew.
00:07:27I'll try my best.
00:07:28Mr. Beetle is coming today to review our options.
00:07:33But you're not signing anything, right?
00:07:34I love this place, Juliet.
00:07:37Sorry. Jules.
00:07:39I don't want to move back to the city.
00:07:41I mean, whatever we can do.
00:07:43But you can't.
00:07:44Well, what happened to Horatio?
00:07:45Look, your dad made a wonderful life here for us and for Horatio.
00:07:51So we're going to do whatever we can.
00:07:53Win the lottery?
00:07:53I tried that.
00:07:57There is a very happy family celebrating in Ohio today.
00:08:01It's all over the news.
00:08:03I mean, what we really need now is a miracle.
00:08:09Miracles are possible if you put your mind to it.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:13Whatever you say.
00:08:15Why don't you go check with your brothers, brainstorm with them, see if they can think of something.
00:08:21They could think that would be a miracle.
00:08:23What was that?
00:08:24Will do.
00:08:25I'm sure they're full of wonderful ideas.
00:08:27Okay.
00:08:45Now watch this and respond truthfully.
00:08:47It's very important.
00:08:48I got it.
00:08:49I got it.
00:08:49Get on with it.
00:08:50Well, what do you think?
00:08:59I think I like the second one best.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:01I have more.
00:09:05What are you doing?
00:09:07Craig's practicing his poses.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:10When we move back to the city, I have to be ready.
00:09:12My career awaits.
00:09:14Is what?
00:09:14A mime?
00:09:15Male model.
00:09:17You don't think I have what it takes?
00:09:19Well, look at this.
00:09:26Yeah, yeah.
00:09:27Laugh it up.
00:09:27When we become rich and famous, we'll see who's laughing last.
00:09:30Oh, you're going to be a model, too?
00:09:32No.
00:09:33I'm the businessman.
00:09:34Pete's going to be my manager.
00:09:35Yeah, I'll be handling all the deals, because I'm great with money.
00:09:38Okay.
00:09:39Prove it.
00:09:40Do you have two tens for a five?
00:09:42Absolutely.
00:09:48Thanks.
00:09:50Uh, Pete, I don't think that works out quite.
00:09:54Wait, what was that?
00:09:54Two tens for a five?
00:09:56What, do you think?
00:09:56I'm an idiot?
00:09:58Okay.
00:10:00Here's back your five, not giving back two tens.
00:10:02That's better.
00:10:07Now get out of here and do your chores.
00:10:09Try to pull a fast wheel on me.
00:10:11See why I'm handling all your business?
00:10:13So you don't make those kind of mistakes.
00:10:17What, you think that's funny?
00:10:19Here's two tens.
00:10:20Give me a five, quick.
00:10:21She did it to me.
00:10:30You did it to me, too.
00:10:51I wish it were that easy with Mr. Beetle.
00:11:17Hey, Ratio.
00:11:18How's your leg holding up?
00:11:21Still sore, huh?
00:11:23Well, don't worry.
00:11:25When it gets better, we could go out riding.
00:11:27Just like a good old times.
00:11:29Sound good, Phillip?
00:11:36Ratio, what are we going to do?
00:11:38I can't leave this place, and I could never lose you.
00:11:42We've grown up together.
00:11:46You're a pony.
00:11:48It was my eighth birthday, remember?
00:11:49I got a new mom, two new brothers, and you the same year.
00:11:55Pete and Craig weren't that bad back then.
00:11:59Not until Dad died.
00:12:02I miss him so much.
00:12:04And Kim means well, but she can't run this place on her own.
00:12:08And Pete and Craig are no help whatsoever.
00:12:12You know, what we need to do is come up with a plan, Horatio.
00:12:16A way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:12:19Any suggestions?
00:12:25You don't say.
00:12:26Well, when I can learn how to speak horse, we'll continue this conversation, okay?
00:12:33Maybe it won't be that bad.
00:12:35Perhaps Mr. Beetle will buy the place, fix it up, and let us stay here to run it.
00:12:40It's a possibility, right?
00:12:42It's a possibility, right?
00:12:45It's a possibility, right?
00:16:34Oh, my God.
00:17:04What's up, guys?
00:17:34You think you're really funny, don't you?
00:17:37No.
00:17:38I think I'm moderately funny from time to time.
00:17:40I want my money back.
00:17:42I gave you your money back.
00:17:43Not enough of it.
00:17:45Okay, fine.
00:17:47What if I say you could win it back?
00:17:49How?
00:17:50Just pick a number between 1 and 10.
00:17:52If I don't guess it right, I'll give you back double your bet.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:56Twenty dollars.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:59Pick a number.
00:18:01Okay, I guess.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:13Is the number between 1 and 3?
00:18:16No.
00:18:17Between 5 and 7?
00:18:18Nope.
00:18:19Between 8 and 10?
00:18:20Yeah.
00:18:21Yeah.
00:18:22Number's 9.
00:18:30Better luck next time.
00:18:31Wait, not so fast.
00:18:33Now you picking up between 1 through 10.
00:18:35Fine.
00:18:36Number 5.
00:18:38Are you kidding me?
00:18:43You're going to let her get away with that?
00:18:46Come back here, Jules.
00:19:08Don't get me away, okay?
00:19:18Don't get me away, okay?
00:19:31She's got to be around here somewhere.
00:19:33You're so not going to be my agent.
00:19:35Fine.
00:19:36I wouldn't make any money with you anyways.
00:19:37Your poses are stupid.
00:19:38You're stupid?
00:19:39Okay, smart guy.
00:19:40What's 412 times 97 divided by 7?
00:19:42I don't know.
00:19:43You see?
00:19:44You don't know.
00:19:45Okay, so what is it?
00:19:46Oh, no.
00:19:47I was asking you.
00:19:48You don't know the answer either, do you?
00:19:49I'm trying to change the situation.
00:19:50I don't know.
00:19:51You see?
00:19:52You don't know.
00:19:53Okay, so what is it?
00:19:54Oh, no.
00:19:55I was asking you.
00:19:56You don't know the answer either, do you?
00:19:57I'm trying to change the situation.
00:19:58You don't know the answer either, do you?
00:20:01I'm trying to change the subject.
00:20:03I made my point.
00:20:04No, you didn't.
00:20:05You would have to know the answer for that.
00:20:06152.
00:20:08You're just making up numbers now, aren't you?
00:20:10I am not.
00:20:11Are too.
00:20:12That was a close one.
00:20:26I know, I know.
00:20:27It was a dumb move.
00:20:29Someday, someone will lock some sense into me.
00:20:32But, until then, I come out on top.
00:20:37Oh!
00:20:38Oh!
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:52um
00:21:07Mr. Beetle, what happened to your car?
00:21:15Oh, you won't believe it.
00:21:17We were passing one of those yellow signs, the one with the deer on it.
00:21:20A deer crossing sign.
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:22And suddenly out of nowhere, deer runs right in front of the car.
00:21:25Oh my gosh, are you both okay?
00:21:27Yeah, we're okay.
00:21:28Deer's okay.
00:21:29We swerved and hit a tree.
00:21:31But you tell me, why would they put a deer crossing sign right in the middle of the road?
00:21:35Wouldn't it be smarter to put it in a safer location?
00:21:38Where there's no people or passing cars?
00:21:41I don't understand what you mean.
00:21:43Well, those signs, they're a hazard to everyone's health.
00:21:46I mean, it's letting the deer know that it's okay to cross there.
00:21:49You know, someone should write a letter to the local authorities, and that would fix the problem.
00:21:53Dad, the signs are there for the motorist to warn them about the deer.
00:21:57Oh, that's absurd.
00:21:58How do we expect the deer not to cross the road when we're just given it permission to do so?
00:22:02But if that's the case, we should set up a separate set of signs for the deer.
00:22:07Maybe one with a speeding car on it, so they know when they can cross.
00:22:11I'll say, this is why I don't deal in the countryside.
00:22:13There's nothing like dumb deer here.
00:22:14Is he serious?
00:22:24Can I get you something to drink, Mr. Beetle? Something to calm your nerves?
00:22:28Oh, a gin and tonic would be lovely. Thanks, Ms. Bell.
00:22:32Kim, please.
00:22:34Kim?
00:22:35That's short for Kimberly, isn't it?
00:22:37Yes, it is.
00:22:38It's a lovely name.
00:22:40My first ex-wife's name was Bev.
00:22:42Short for Beverly.
00:22:44No, short for beverage. Her parents were real heavy drinkers.
00:22:48That was a joke, no?
00:22:52Father never jokes. It's a sign of weakness.
00:22:55The boy's right.
00:22:57Okay, let's get down to the contracts here.
00:22:59The boy has a name, by the way.
00:23:02I'm Wesley. Short for nothing.
00:23:04Nice to meet you, Wesley.
00:23:06I'm sorry. I thought I made it...
00:23:07Well, let's not get bogged down with details.
00:23:09Kimberly, you're in real financial trouble here.
00:23:13The bank is going to foreclose on the property by the end of the week,
00:23:16selling off the land acre by acre.
00:23:18Now, I see tremendous potential here,
00:23:20and I'm willing to buy your entire ranch
00:23:21and even help you with your move back to normal civilization.
00:23:26As we look over the contracts, you see that my offer is more than generous.
00:23:34It's lovely.
00:23:51I can see that you've really put a lot of, um, time and effort into this.
00:23:56Well, we'd have to remove some trees and some bushes and some wildlife,
00:23:59but this place has real potential.
00:24:01It's all about vision.
00:24:03That's how you get a head, son.
00:24:04You see something in your path, and you mow it down.
00:24:07It's like the deer.
00:24:10You know, this is a lot to go into.
00:24:12Um, why don't I give you guys a tour of the property,
00:24:15and then you can see, you know, how we operate here.
00:24:19My father's allergic to fresh air.
00:24:21Oh, no, don't be silly.
00:24:22That was a one-time thing,
00:24:23and the doctor said it was more about the pollen in the air than the air itself.
00:24:27We'd be delighted to get the two of the land, Kimberly.
00:24:29I only think about where I'm going to put that ten-story parking garage.
00:24:38Okay, well, let me grab my allergy pills, sinus medication, eye drops,
00:24:42and sinus relief medication, and I'll be all set.
00:24:45Where's your bathroom?
00:24:46Yeah, it's, um, right over there.
00:24:48Okay, thanks.
00:24:51Your father has a lot of health issues, huh?
00:24:54Well, like mental issues.
00:24:55You see, at taking care of business, he's a pro.
00:24:59Taking care of himself is a whole other matter.
00:25:01He was better when Mom was around,
00:25:03but after she left, he's been a bit obsessed with work.
00:25:06I have a daughter about your age who's very much like that.
00:25:12Not with work, specifically,
00:25:14but she can have a one-track mind when it comes to her obsession.
00:25:19What is it?
00:25:20Oh, it's not an it.
00:25:21It's a who, and it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:24It's a who, and it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:54Juliette, Juliette, are you okay, Juliette?
00:26:03Juliette, speak to me.
00:26:05I'm fine, I'm...
00:26:08Ow.
00:26:10Who hit me?
00:26:12The lucky horseshoe above my stable fell and knocked you out.
00:26:16Lucky by whose definition?
00:26:19I don't know.
00:26:20Your father hung it up there,
00:26:22and he's always just said that it was lucky.
00:26:24Remember?
00:26:25Yeah, I do.
00:26:26I'm surprised you remember.
00:26:27You were just a pony.
00:26:29What is it?
00:26:30You're talking.
00:26:32So, what's wrong with that?
00:26:34When did you start talking?
00:26:35I've always talked to you.
00:26:37Every morning when you feed me and say hi,
00:26:40I say,
00:26:40Hello, Juliette, and how are you today?
00:26:44And then after I eat, I thank you.
00:26:47Yeah, but I never understood you before.
00:26:49Oh, really?
00:26:50Well, I always had the impression you understood me quite well.
00:26:53This isn't possible.
00:26:55You mean I've been speaking all this time,
00:26:57and you haven't understood a word?
00:26:59Boy, do I feel like an idiot.
00:27:02Okay, this is not happening.
00:27:04I'm dreaming.
00:27:05Or I'm hallucinating.
00:27:07I was hit on the head with this,
00:27:09and now I'm hearing voices.
00:27:11What kind of voices?
00:27:13Horse voices.
00:27:14Do they sound like me?
00:27:15Yeah, they sound exactly like...
00:27:17Oh, I need medical attention.
00:27:19I hope you feel better soon.
00:27:21Oh, and I think my leg is improving, by the way.
00:27:33I think my leg is improving, by the way.
00:28:03I think my leg is improving, by the way.
00:28:33And I think my leg is improving.
00:29:33I moved here eight years ago with my boys after I married Ryan.
00:29:43He's really the one who worked the land and built all this with his daughter Juliet, my stepdaughter.
00:29:52I've tried my best to keep it going, but it's really my late husband who had the green thumb.
00:30:00Green thumb?
00:30:01Was it infected?
00:30:02Is that what killed him?
00:30:04Again, not a joke?
00:30:07No.
00:30:09I'm sorry, Kimberly.
00:30:10Nature's not really my forte.
00:30:11There's just so many things alive here.
00:30:14Like this tree.
00:30:15It's alive, isn't it?
00:30:17Yep.
00:30:18It just grows right out of the ground.
00:30:22And you don't find that disturbing?
00:30:24Dad doesn't trust anything that isn't man-made.
00:30:27What about water?
00:30:30Don't drink it.
00:30:31It rusts pipes and fish go to the bathroom in it.
00:30:35W.C. Fields, right?
00:30:37That's an intelligent man.
00:30:38He was a comedian, Dad.
00:30:41No, I don't think he was.
00:30:42Where is Juliet now?
00:30:46Juliet, this is Mr. Beadle and his son Wesley.
00:30:50Hello.
00:30:50Wes is fine.
00:30:51My father doesn't shake hands.
00:30:53How are you?
00:30:56I'm fine.
00:30:57I'm good.
00:30:58Why, what have you heard?
00:30:59There's nothing wrong with me.
00:31:02Mr. Beadle is interested in developing the property, so I was just showing them around.
00:31:06How's Horatio doing?
00:31:07It's like he's improving.
00:31:09Not that he told me that or anything.
00:31:11I just noticed when I was checking him out.
00:31:13Who is Horatio?
00:31:14He's Juliet's favorite horse.
00:31:16They're best friends, grow up together, talk to each other.
00:31:20No, we don't.
00:31:21I mean, we're not that close.
00:31:23A horse is a horse.
00:31:25Of course.
00:31:26Of course.
00:31:27And no one can talk to a horse.
00:31:28Of course.
00:31:29That is, of course, unless the horse...
00:31:32I'm sorry, you just reminded me of an old television show.
00:31:36Well, I wanted to bring them over to the stables.
00:31:39No.
00:31:39No, no, no.
00:31:40No.
00:31:41I mean, no.
00:31:42You don't want to go in there.
00:31:44Stables are a mess, there's hay everywhere, and it smells like horse poop.
00:31:48Oh, well, then I'll pass.
00:31:49That doesn't sound like a real good environment for my sinuses.
00:31:52Maybe you could bring Horatio up to the corral,
00:31:54because I'd really like to show Mr. Beadle the advantages
00:31:58to running a successful operation,
00:32:01as opposed to a new shopping mall.
00:32:06Horatio's not quite himself today.
00:32:09I thought you said he was feeling better.
00:32:11I'd love to meet him.
00:32:15Horses are awesome.
00:32:16You really think so?
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:20Okay, I'll go get him.
00:32:22Can I come?
00:32:25Oh, no, I'll do it.
00:32:27Horatio gets a little nervous around people he doesn't know.
00:32:29Since when did you start to love horses?
00:32:37Since I left the city and discovered the wonders of nature.
00:32:45Get away from me, you flying spawn.
00:32:48It's a bee, Mr. Beadle.
00:32:53See, that thing flew right at me.
00:32:54It tried to kill me.
00:32:56PIANO PLAYS
00:33:26I'm taking you to the corral, and you are not to speak to me because you are a horse and I am a human. You got that?
00:33:33Absolutely.
00:33:35Good. No, not good. I didn't hear that.
00:33:39I said absolutely.
00:33:41No, you didn't.
00:33:42Oh, did I mispronounce it? I was just telling you I got what you were saying.
00:33:47Yeah, but you shouldn't. You shouldn't get what I'm saying.
00:33:50Then speak French.
00:33:52Why?
00:33:52Because I don't understand French.
00:33:54Oh, it's official. I'm losing my mind.
00:33:58Why? Because you're having a conversation with a talking horse?
00:34:01Uh, yeah.
00:34:02Well, I think it's a good thing. I like being able to communicate.
00:34:06Yeah, well, not when we're on the verge of losing the ranch.
00:34:09What are you saying?
00:34:11Now you don't understand.
00:34:12I mean, what do you mean by that?
00:34:16There's this really rich guy who wants to buy the ranch and turn it into a shopping center.
00:34:20So unless we can convince him that this place is worth keeping it the way it is, we're done for.
00:34:26Aha! A brilliant idea.
00:34:29Yes?
00:34:29Well, that's what we need. A brilliant idea.
00:34:33Yeah, no kidding.
00:34:35This ranch hasn't made money in almost a year.
00:34:38No one runs out the cabin, so how can we prove that this place can be profitable again?
00:34:42Would you like me to speak with him?
00:34:44You think he's going to talk to a talking horse?
00:34:47No. What we need is something special.
00:34:50Something like...
00:34:52A talking horse.
00:34:56I got it.
00:34:57Well, how about a talking pig?
00:34:58I remember you telling me about that movie years ago with that talking pig,
00:35:02and there was the other one about the spider web and the pig.
00:35:05Humans seem to love pigs.
00:35:06No, just forget about the pig idea.
00:35:09You're a talking horse.
00:35:10Yeah, I thought we already established that.
00:35:13Yeah, well, you're the one who's going to save this ranch.
00:35:15How?
00:35:16My leg is still pretty sore.
00:35:18I don't think I'll be able to win any jumping competitions for a while.
00:35:22You don't have to compete.
00:35:24You are one of a kind.
00:35:25You're a talking horse.
00:35:27Hehehehe!
00:35:28Hehehehe!
00:35:30Hehehehe!
00:35:31Hehehehe!
00:35:46Hehehehe!
00:35:50Stop that! I'm gonna be a male model, not you.
00:36:09If you can do it, I can do it better.
00:36:11Oh yeah? Try this on for size.
00:36:14Are you guys playing charades?
00:36:22Who are you?
00:36:24Yeah, these are our woods.
00:36:26Oh, you must be Pete and Craig.
00:36:28My name's Wes. My father's thinking of buying your property.
00:36:31So you're like the really, really rich kid, huh?
00:36:34Yeah, I've got a money tree growing in my backyard, but I think I like yours better.
00:36:39So do you have, like, money on you?
00:36:42I've got a few bills. Why?
00:36:44You a gambling man, Wes?
00:36:46On occasion.
00:36:47But I bet you $20. If you pick a number from 1 through 10, I can guess it.
00:36:53Okay.
00:36:54You got one?
00:36:55Yes.
00:36:59Number seven.
00:37:00Number six. Nice try, but you were close.
00:37:03I can't believe you.
00:37:05Why doesn't it work when I do it?
00:37:07Thanks, guys. Is the corral this way?
00:37:10Wait a minute. Give him a chance to win back that money.
00:37:13Yeah, give me a chance unless you want a serious beating.
00:37:15Okay. Tell you what.
00:37:17I'll bet you $50 that you guys aren't here.
00:37:20You're gonna bet us that we're not here.
00:37:22And I'll prove it.
00:37:24Deal.
00:37:25You're not in Mexico, right?
00:37:27No.
00:37:29And you're not in Detroit.
00:37:30No way.
00:37:31And you're not in England.
00:37:33Right.
00:37:34So if you're not in Mexico, you're not in Detroit, and you're not in England, you must be someplace else.
00:37:40That's right. We must be someplace else.
00:37:42And if you're someplace else, you certainly can't be here.
00:37:45Naturally, if we're someplace else, we can't possibly be here.
00:37:50No way.
00:37:51No way.
00:37:52Yeah.
00:37:53No way.
00:37:56No way.
00:37:57No way.
00:37:58No way.
00:37:59You see, we were trying to create a family attraction
00:38:27where children and adults could commune with nature.
00:38:32That doesn't sound very healthy.
00:38:34Oh, no, it is. It's very relaxing.
00:38:37You see, people build up a lot of stress in their day-to-day daily grind,
00:38:41and they keep it right here.
00:38:43Ow! What did you just do, woman?
00:38:46It was the biggest knot I've ever felt.
00:38:48You've got to have that looked at by somebody.
00:38:50I see all the top doctors in the city.
00:38:52Well, a doctor can't do anything for that.
00:38:54You need to have a good body massage by someone who knows what she's doing.
00:38:58Are you qualified to give that kind of diagnosis?
00:39:00Yes. I was a masseuse for 20 years.
00:39:04That's how I met my husband. He said I had magic fingers.
00:39:10Speaking of magical, I'd like you all to meet Horatio, a very magical horse.
00:39:20He's a beauty.
00:39:21Yes, yes, that's very nice, but let's go back to the house and discuss the contract, shall we?
00:39:25Oh, no. Mr. Beatle, come closer.
00:39:27I really want you to see this.
00:39:29You're not afraid of a little horse, are you?
00:39:31You call that creature little?
00:39:37Yours money.
00:39:39Boys, boys, behave.
00:39:41We have guests.
00:39:43Okay, Jules, what did you want to show us?
00:39:45Did you teach Horatio a new trick?
00:39:47She's wonderful with animals.
00:39:48Have I ever.
00:39:50Horatio, why don't you say hi to this nice gentleman and introduce yourself?
00:39:59Hello. It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:40:02My name is Horatio.
00:40:04I'm a horse, if you haven't already guessed by my appearance.
00:40:07I enjoy long walks in the woods, hay is my favorite food, and I was considering taking up tap dancing, but unfortunately, I have two left feet.
00:40:18Hey, that was pretty good.
00:40:21Pretty good? Are you kidding me?
00:40:24I mean, maybe it wasn't the best joke in the world, but it was told by a talking horse.
00:40:28A talking horse? Were you crazy?
00:40:30Did you not all hear Horatio just speak?
00:40:35Yes.
00:40:36And?
00:40:38Yes, we did not just all hear Horatio speak.
00:40:41He just kind of grunted and snorted like he always does.
00:40:44But he looks great, Jules. You've done a wonderful job with him.
00:40:47You didn't hear me there?
00:40:48Say something else.
00:40:58Something else?
00:40:59No, tell another joke.
00:41:01So this horse walks into a bar, and then the bartender asks the horse, why the long face?
00:41:07Get it?
00:41:10You get it? Long face? Horse? Horses have long faces?
00:41:14It's like a pun. I don't think they got it. You want me to try another one?
00:41:20Hey, how long are a horse's legs? Long enough to touch the ground.
00:41:26Jules, you want to take him back to the stable?
00:41:29Wow. This is a tough crowd.
00:41:31I don't believe this. He's talking, guys. He's telling stand-up jokes.
00:41:36What if I sit down and tell him? Would that make a difference?
00:41:40Mr. Beatle, let's go look at another part of the farm. Come on.
00:41:43If you insist.
00:41:46We didn't even have to make a fool out of you this time.
00:41:49You did it all by yourself.
00:41:54Don't be upset.
00:41:56I'm losing my mind.
00:41:59No, you're not. They're just too stupid to hear me.
00:42:03Well, that's easy for you to say.
00:42:04I'm sorry. I was just trying to help.
00:42:06Oh, no. I wasn't talking to you.
00:42:08She was talking to me.
00:42:09Yeah, well, he doesn't know that.
00:42:11You're talking to the horse, aren't you?
00:42:13See? He got it.
00:42:15That's right.
00:42:17And you can hear the horse talking back to you?
00:42:19Should I answer that one?
00:42:21No.
00:42:22So you can't hear the horse?
00:42:24Yes, she can.
00:42:25No, I can't.
00:42:28Who are you talking to?
00:42:29You. I'm talking to you.
00:42:31And I am only talking to you from now on.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:35Um, you want me to help you bring Horatio back to the stables?
00:42:38Sure.
00:42:39So what?
00:42:41Now you're giving me the silent treatment?
00:42:43What did I do?
00:42:44What is it?
00:42:45Nothing.
00:42:46I didn't hear anything.
00:42:47And I didn't say anything.
00:42:49Uh, can I say something?
00:42:51Didn't hear that yet.
00:42:52I don't know.
00:46:42Well, it's good to know because I want to pay a lot of money for it.
00:46:46We like money.
00:46:47Yeah, big fans of money.
00:46:48You seem like smart boys, and I wish you could teach my son the same appreciation.
00:46:54He has this absurd notion that money can be used to make the world a better place, protect the environment, help the poor.
00:47:00I don't know where he gets those ideas from, probably his mother, but she won't see me throw my money away like that.
00:47:08Mr. Beatle, do you have two tens for a five?
00:47:11I do indeed.
00:47:19Okay, you can come in now.
00:47:22Charming boys you have here.
00:47:24Now, I know you can still hear me.
00:47:36Now, I know you can still hear me.
00:47:50Look, I'll get new material.
00:47:52My next performance will have them rolling in the aisles, I promise.
00:47:55I really do love it up here.
00:47:57We don't have anything like this in the city.
00:47:59I don't know why you guys want to turn this place into a shopping mall.
00:48:02We don't.
00:48:03Then why are you selling this place to my father?
00:48:06We can't afford to keep it, but we don't want anyone to tear it down.
00:48:12I think we could build this ranch up into a real resort.
00:48:16A lot of animals and more horses.
00:48:18That would be cool.
00:48:20Wouldn't it?
00:48:22Wouldn't what?
00:48:24Wouldn't that be cool?
00:48:25Oh, I think so.
00:48:27But good luck convincing my father.
00:48:29He hates anything that has to do with the outdoors.
00:48:31It's like he's got some kind of phobia for all things organic.
00:48:35That doesn't sound natural.
00:48:37Will you quit it?
00:48:38You're not funny.
00:48:39I wasn't trying to be funny.
00:48:41I know.
00:48:42I'm sorry.
00:48:43I could be funny.
00:48:45Want to hear a joke?
00:48:46I'm all ears.
00:48:47I didn't do anything yet.
00:48:51I know.
00:48:52I was just imagining how funny your punchline would be once you finish telling.
00:49:00Continue.
00:49:01Why couldn't the pony sing?
00:49:03Because his voice was a little hoarse.
00:49:06I haven't reached the punchline yet.
00:49:09I'm sorry.
00:49:10I already know that one.
00:49:11Oh.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13How about this one?
00:49:15A cowboy rode off down the road on Wednesday and came back three days later on Wednesday.
00:49:20How's this possible?
00:49:21His horse was named Wednesday.
00:49:25Oh, come on.
00:49:26You know that one too?
00:49:27And Wednesday had two little pony cousins named Monday and Tuesday.
00:49:31Between the three of them, it was a short week.
00:49:34I give up.
00:49:37No, Wes.
00:49:38I'm sorry.
00:49:39I wasn't laughing at you.
00:49:40I know.
00:49:41That's the problem.
00:49:42Will you let him finish his jokes and quit interrupting?
00:49:45I thought we were a good team.
00:49:47It's all about timing, you know.
00:49:49Just shut your trap before you ruin everything.
00:49:51You can hear your A show, can't you?
00:49:53That wasn't an act.
00:49:55Nope.
00:49:56Nope.
00:49:57That would be crazy.
00:49:58And then they would put me in a sane asylum for being crazy.
00:50:02Humans cannot hear animals speaking to them.
00:50:04Well, what about Dr. Doolittle?
00:50:06He was a fictional character in a children's book.
00:50:08He just spoke to you again, didn't he?
00:50:10Yes, but only I can hear him.
00:50:19They're going to lock me up and throw away the key.
00:50:22Hey, if they do that, I'll bail you out.
00:50:25Get it?
00:50:26Hay?
00:50:27Bail?
00:50:28Bail of hay?
00:50:29Bail you out?
00:50:31No, no, no.
00:50:32Don't cry.
00:50:33It'll be alright.
00:50:35His jokes are so bad.
00:50:38It's painful.
00:50:39Sorry, I'm afraid you're saddled with me.
00:51:09So, as you can see, it's a perfect place for a vacation.
00:51:10It's a great area to raise a family as well.
00:51:14Yeah, it's very homely.
00:51:15Homely?
00:51:16Homely?
00:51:17Homely.
00:51:18Homely.
00:51:19I meant homely.
00:51:20It feels like home.
00:51:21It's a great area to raise a family as well.
00:51:23Yeah, it's very homely.
00:51:24Homely?
00:51:25Homely.
00:51:26Homely.
00:51:27I meant homely.
00:51:28It feels like home.
00:51:29Well, that's because it is one.
00:51:30It's our home.
00:51:31Once you sign these documents, it can be a great place for thousands of shoppers too.
00:51:33Have you seen anything I've shown you, Mr. Beadle?
00:51:34Of course, Kimberly.
00:51:35My eyes have been wide open.
00:51:36It's a perfect place for a vacation.
00:51:37It's a great area to raise a family as well.
00:51:39Yeah, it's very homely.
00:51:40Homely?
00:51:41Homey.
00:51:42Homely.
00:51:43Homely.
00:51:44I meant homely.
00:51:45It feels like home.
00:51:46Well, that's because it is one.
00:51:48It's our home.
00:51:49Once you sign these documents, it can be a great place for thousands of shoppers too.
00:51:54Have you seen anything I've shown you, Mr. Beadle?
00:51:59Of course, Kimberly.
00:52:00My eyes have been wide open.
00:52:02Except when that buzzing flying creature was trying to kill me.
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:07I don't think they were.
00:52:10And you can call me Mrs. Bell.
00:52:13Is there a problem?
00:52:15In a syllable?
00:52:17Yes.
00:52:18We don't want to leave our home.
00:52:22Ms. Bell, the bank's going to take it away from you.
00:52:25And there's the problem.
00:52:28And all I'm trying to do is help.
00:52:31No.
00:52:32All you're trying to do is help yourself by building another useless mall
00:52:38and make millions of dollars while destroying everything that's right in the world.
00:52:45And what my ass brought that on?
00:52:50You know, you may be a whiz at business and making money, but you don't have a clue about people's feelings.
00:52:59Your son was right.
00:53:01My son.
00:53:02And what did he tell you?
00:53:04About the same thing that you.
00:53:09You're so busy, so wrapped up in your work that you don't even know how to take care of yourself, let alone what's best for the planet.
00:53:18My son's future is all laid out for her, Ms. Bell.
00:53:22And he will never go hungry.
00:53:24And I can't say the same for your kids if you don't sign these documents.
00:53:27Which, by the way, is no longer on the table.
00:53:30Yeah, I know.
00:53:31It's on the floor.
00:53:32And if it's for my health, I have the best doctors in the world.
00:53:36I have the best help.
00:53:37I have the best of everything.
00:53:39And there is nothing, I repeat, nothing that's wrong with me.
00:53:45What is it?
00:53:46My back.
00:53:50I got a bad back.
00:53:51It's locked up.
00:53:52Here, grab my back pills.
00:53:53They're in the briefcase.
00:54:00Oh my god, these?
00:54:01They're useless.
00:54:02They just mask the pain.
00:54:04They don't do anything to solve the problem.
00:54:07Here, let me help you to the couch.
00:54:09Oh my gosh.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:13Your back is totally out of whack.
00:54:16I can help you with this.
00:54:18I need Dr. Hurt.
00:54:20Who?
00:54:21My back doctor.
00:54:22Your back doctor is named Dr. Hurt?
00:54:25What's your dentist?
00:54:27Dr. Decay?
00:54:28Oh, Ms. Bell, I don't appreciate your sense of humor.
00:54:31A man of my position.
00:54:32Yeah, which is almost horizontal.
00:54:35That may be.
00:54:36That doesn't mean I have to put up with your flippant attitude towards my current situation.
00:54:41You know, how the hell is going to enjoy this?
00:54:43What?
00:54:44Hang on.
00:54:45It's going to hurt a little.
00:54:46Oh.
00:54:47Oh.
00:54:48Oh.
00:54:49Oh.
00:54:50Oh.
00:54:51Oh.
00:54:52Oh.
00:54:53Oh.
00:54:54Oh.
00:54:55Oh.
00:54:56Oh.
00:54:57Oh.
00:54:58Oh.
00:54:59Oh.
00:55:00Oh.
00:55:01Oh.
00:55:02Oh.
00:55:03Oh.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:05Oh.
00:55:06Oh.
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:08Oh.
00:55:09Oh.
00:55:10Oh.
00:55:11Oh.
00:56:12Spin the world around, make it fun again
00:56:17We're not here all alone
00:56:20Even if we spend some time alone
00:56:23Helps to know there's a place to go
00:56:27Cause you and me
00:56:30Is how it's meant to be
00:56:32Laughing with each other through the years
00:56:37Music
00:57:47I don't think you're crazy.
00:57:52I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for why you can suddenly communicate with a horse.
00:57:57So, tell me how it began.
00:57:59Okay, well, I was hiding from Pete and Craig because I kind of tricked them out of some
00:58:07money earlier, but that is only because they torture me every single morning of my life.
00:58:13Like, one morning, they moved my alarm clock just out of reach and then tied my foot to
00:58:19the bedpost, so when I got up to turn it off...
00:58:23And then I got up to go.
00:58:36AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:59:06And most recently, they poured shaving cream in my hand while I was sleeping.
00:59:12Tickled my nose, and I hit myself, and...
00:59:14You never told me about that one.
00:59:16Happened this morning.
00:59:19Well, now I really don't feel too bad about taking their money.
00:59:22So, skipping ahead, you say you were hiding from your brothers, and...
00:59:25And I was in Horatio's stable, and they didn't find me, and they finally left.
00:59:30I got out, closed the door, and...
00:59:33And the horseshoe fell and knocked her out cold.
00:59:35Exactly.
00:59:36I think I missed a section there.
00:59:38Right.
00:59:39You can't hear him.
00:59:40Stop chiming in, Horatio.
00:59:43So, this horseshoe is above Horatio's stable, so...
00:59:48When I closed the door, it fell, clunked me in the head, and when I woke up, I could hear Horatio speaking to me.
00:59:55Okay, so...
00:59:57Maybe we're dealing with a magical explanation rather than a rational one, but at least we have the cause.
01:00:03It is supposed to be a lucky horseshoe.
01:00:06That's true.
01:00:06That's true.
01:00:09Wait.
01:00:10Maybe that's it.
01:00:12Since I'm the only one who got hit in the head, maybe I'm the only one who could hear Horatio speaking.
01:00:17I guess that's one theory.
01:00:19Well, we can test it.
01:00:20How?
01:00:21Hit him with the horseshoe and see what happens.
01:00:23That's not a bad idea.
01:00:26What's not a bad idea?
01:00:28Horatio suggested that if I hit you with the horseshoe, maybe you'll be able to hear him too.
01:00:32That's a horrible idea.
01:00:34Why?
01:00:35It sounds like it involves pain.
01:00:36No, we don't have to hit you that hard.
01:00:39How about a little tap on the head?
01:00:41Really?
01:00:42Okay, but be gentle.
01:00:48Ow!
01:00:49Can you hear me?
01:00:51Did he say anything?
01:00:54What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
01:00:57Let me try again.
01:00:58Hit him again.
01:00:59Ow!
01:01:00Can you hear me now?
01:01:02Anything?
01:01:02I hear slight ringing.
01:01:04Sounds like we're on the right track.
01:01:06Hit him again.
01:01:07Harder!
01:01:07Ow!
01:01:08How about now?
01:01:10Can you hear him now?
01:01:11I can't hear anything now.
01:01:13Once more.
01:01:19Oh, God.
01:01:20Wes?
01:01:21Wes, speak to me.
01:01:23I knocked him out.
01:01:24Well, that's what happened to you.
01:01:26When he wakes up, hopefully he'll be able to understand me.
01:01:29Yes, if he wakes up.
01:01:31I don't believe this.
01:01:33The first guy I actually like.
01:01:35And I kill him.
01:01:36Okay.
01:01:38Wes, wake up.
01:01:41Hi.
01:01:44Ho, ho, ho.
01:01:46Up and at him.
01:01:48Time to wake up.
01:01:48Let's go.
01:01:53Hello, Wes.
01:01:55Nice day, isn't it?
01:01:57Yes, Mr. Tree.
01:01:58It's very nice.
01:01:59I see you branching out all over.
01:02:00I see you branching out all over.
01:02:00Hey, watch where you're stepping, buddy.
01:02:09Sorry, blades of grass.
01:02:10I didn't see you growing there.
01:02:18Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
01:02:20Hey, I heard that.
01:02:21You want to know what I heard?
01:02:23Juliet is looking for you, and she has something to say.
01:02:26Horatio said you have something to tell me.
01:02:40What is it?
01:02:43Yuck!
01:02:44That did the trick.
01:02:48I think I might have hit you a little too hard.
01:02:50Sorry.
01:02:51You think?
01:02:52Because I don't even believe my brain's functioning anymore.
01:02:55Just drop the horseshoe, okay?
01:02:57And not on my head this time.
01:02:59Sorry.
01:03:00It was a dumb move.
01:03:01I should have never listened to a talking horse.
01:03:04Hey!
01:03:07Are you okay?
01:03:08I feel like I have a hangover, and I don't even drink.
01:03:11Well, you know what they say.
01:03:12You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him wink.
01:03:16It's drink, not wink.
01:03:19Oh, right.
01:03:20That makes sense.
01:03:22Why would you bring a horse to water to make him wink?
01:03:24That's just silly.
01:03:25Besides, I wink all the time.
01:03:27Well, I drink too, so I don't know what the point is actually of saying all that.
01:03:31It's a metaphor.
01:03:32It means that everyone's supposed to take control of their own lives.
01:03:35You can't force a person to do something they don't want to do.
01:03:38Which is probably why hitting someone in the head with a horseshoe
01:03:41isn't going to suddenly make them believe in something like...
01:03:43Being able to hear a talking horse?
01:03:46Exactly.
01:03:48Wes, who are you having this conversation with?
01:03:52I was just responding to Horish...
01:03:54Yo.
01:03:55Why are you staring at me like that?
01:03:57He's...
01:03:58He's talking.
01:04:00Oh!
01:04:01Not again.
01:04:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:04:32Oh my gosh, I feel so good.
01:04:51What did you do?
01:04:53Just a little alignment to get you back on track, so to speak.
01:04:58This is amazing.
01:04:59I haven't felt this good since Bev.
01:05:03What?
01:05:06Well, my wife used to give me back massages when we were together.
01:05:10And I do miss that.
01:05:14Yeah, well, a man can miss a lot of things when he doesn't take a moment to stop and look around.
01:05:21Drink up.
01:05:23What is this?
01:05:25It's good for you. Drink it.
01:05:27I'm allergic to a lot of things.
01:05:28I'm not supposed to have a lot of sugar or starch.
01:05:30Dairy's out of the question.
01:05:31It's pretty much just fruits, so...
01:05:33Don't be such a baby and drink this stuff.
01:05:38If your doctors told you that living was bad for your health, that you would seriously consider trying not to do it.
01:05:46Wow, I can feel my nasal passages starting to open up.
01:05:48Yeah, it's my own special herbal brand. It's much better than that stuff you get on the shelves.
01:05:56I can breathe. I can actually breathe.
01:05:59Yeah. And breathing is good for you. I'm sure your doctors would not even disagree with that.
01:06:05You know, I used to own a home in the countryside. Had a lot of good times there.
01:06:11Well, Wes was barely three when we moved to the city, so he might not remember much of it.
01:06:16That's a shame.
01:06:17Why did you leave?
01:06:21Well, get closer to work.
01:06:24And then when Bev left me, I just had too many memories there, so we sold the place.
01:06:30Yeah. I guess it was time.
01:06:32Yeah, well, that's what I'm good at, right? Buying and selling. Not so much on the long-term investment. Ask my ex-wives.
01:06:44Yeah, that was Ryan's speciality. Building and developing. But he was also good at nurturing the kids.
01:06:52You're good at that too, Miss Bell.
01:06:55Kim.
01:06:57Monty.
01:07:00By the way, do you have any more of this wonderful tea?
01:07:02Yeah, I do.
01:07:06And I'll take another look at those contracts, too.
01:07:12Okay.
01:07:16Continue on your way, Spawn.
01:07:18Spawn.
01:07:32Wesley?
01:07:44Wes?
01:07:44Now what are we going to do?
01:07:48I didn't do anything to him. He's just horsing around.
01:08:06Uh, no. He's passed out.
01:08:09Well, get the pail. Splash him.
01:08:12It's empty.
01:08:14I don't want to drown the poor guy.
01:08:15So? He just fell asleep?
01:08:18Pretty much.
01:08:19Then why don't you try what they do in all those stories?
01:08:22What stories?
01:08:23You know, the ones you used to read to me when we were growing up.
01:08:27About the prince and the princess.
01:08:29Which one?
01:08:30I don't know. It doesn't matter.
01:08:32They all end up the same way.
01:08:34The princess kisses the prince and he wakes up.
01:08:37No.
01:08:37The prince is always the one to kiss the princess.
01:08:40Not the other way around.
01:08:41And then she wakes up.
01:08:42It's never the other way around?
01:08:44No. Not unless the prince is a frog or some other type of animal.
01:08:49Then he turns into a prince.
01:08:52Is that why you were always kissing me when we were younger?
01:08:55It was worth a try.
01:08:56Well then, isn't it worth a shot?
01:09:00Come on. Be the first. Start a fashion.
01:09:03Your first kiss. I'm so proud.
01:09:07I wish I had a camera.
01:09:09Don't watch me.
01:09:14Oh, Juliet.
01:09:26Juliet.
01:09:29Is that all you can say?
01:09:31Wherefore art thou, Juliet?
01:09:34Sitting next to a pile of manure, if you must know.
01:09:37I had the strangest dream.
01:09:39That you were talking with Ratio?
01:09:41Yeah.
01:09:42But then I had another dream where I thought I woke up and...
01:09:45I was still talking to you?
01:09:50How you doing, Romeo?
01:09:53Is this like a dream within a dream within a nightmare?
01:09:57Depends.
01:09:58Did you think I kissed you in the dream or the nightmare?
01:10:01You kissed me?
01:10:02For real?
01:10:04Cool.
01:10:05So, that means this is...
01:10:08Really happening?
01:10:10A horse is talking to me.
01:10:12A horse is actually speaking.
01:10:14To me.
01:10:15He can speak to me, too.
01:10:16Jules, when the world finds out about this...
01:10:18Yeah, that's kind of the hard part.
01:10:20Remember?
01:10:21Oh, yeah.
01:10:22We can't exactly go around bashing people on the head with that thing.
01:10:25Some might get upset.
01:10:26And who knows how much luck is left in that horseshoe.
01:10:29There may be a limited supply.
01:10:31We have to find my dad.
01:10:33Yeah, and convince my mom not to sell.
01:10:35Not when there are miracles happening here.
01:10:37You're right.
01:10:39This discovery is a lot more important than another dumb shopping mall.
01:10:42Bring the horseshoe.
01:10:43Maybe if we both explain it to them.
01:10:46We'll be back.
01:10:48Not so fast.
01:10:50Nobody's leaving here until we settle a certain amount of debt.
01:10:52Yeah, you won some money from us earlier.
01:10:54And we want a rematch with a game you can't possibly cheat at.
01:10:58Cards.
01:10:59Really?
01:11:00You don't think people cheat at cards?
01:11:01Not the way we play.
01:11:03Cards.
01:11:03Thanks.
01:11:04Bye.
01:11:04Bye.
01:11:04Bye.
01:11:05Bye.
01:11:06Bye.
01:11:06Bye.
01:11:06Bye.
01:11:09Bye.
01:11:17Bye.
01:11:23You've done a really beautiful job.
01:11:52You've done a beautiful job here, Kim. Did you decorate yourself?
01:11:57Mostly. Interior design has always been a hobby of mine.
01:12:01I'd say it's more than a hobby. Magical fingers, incredible tea, great taste.
01:12:07Could be the perfect woman. You cook?
01:12:11Okay, so nobody's perfect. But I do make a mean lasagna.
01:12:18You know, you were right about this. This is an amazing deal.
01:12:23I would be crazy not to take it. Plus, it'll be a big help next year when the boys go to college with their tuition.
01:12:30Well, feel free to have your lawyers look it over.
01:12:32Oh, they already have. Yeah, I emailed them the advance copy you sent me.
01:12:38And they basically said I would be a fool not to take the deal.
01:12:43Oh. So?
01:12:46Well, I think I have proven to you that I am not a fool.
01:12:50No, no. You definitely are not.
01:12:53Okay, so I guess there is just one more question, Monty.
01:12:59Yes?
01:13:01Do you have a pen?
01:13:03Thanks.
01:13:08Thanks.
01:13:38But you don't understand. We have to stop Mom from selling the land.
01:13:51There are magical properties in this horseshoe.
01:13:54She's right. And if we can figure out a way to capitalize on it, we can save your ranch.
01:13:59No, you don't understand. We don't want to save the ranch.
01:14:02Pete and I are going to move back to the city and become world famous posers.
01:14:06Yeah. You guys are posers, alright.
01:14:08So, we want Mom to sell. There's no getting in the way of that.
01:14:11Now, we have some money to win back.
01:14:13This time it's on our rules.
01:14:15No more two tens for a five. No more word games.
01:14:19This time we're playing cards. These cards never lie.
01:14:22I don't know how to play cards.
01:14:25Well, it's very easy. I'll pick a card from the deck.
01:14:28Bet you $10 versus everything you stole from us today.
01:14:31What's the game?
01:14:32You just have to guess the card. Simple, right?
01:14:35So, what card am I holding, jewels?
01:14:40Four of spades.
01:14:42Four of spades?
01:14:44What? No, no, no, no, no, no. Best two out of three.
01:14:50Now, what card am I holding?
01:14:54Ten of diamonds.
01:14:56Ten of diamonds.
01:14:58Ow.
01:15:00What the?
01:15:01Oh, come on, seriously?
01:15:02Can you see what card I'm holding?
01:15:05No.
01:15:07It's impossible. All the pretty boy can answer this time.
01:15:11time. So what card am I holding, pretty boy? King of Hearts. Oh, I don't know. I'm just
01:15:21going to have to take a wild guess, King of Hearts. What the? Thank you. Pete, what are
01:15:36you doing? I don't know. They guessed the cards. I don't know how. I can't explain it.
01:15:41That was actually kind of fun. I was actually kind of cheating, but you're right, it was
01:15:48fun. Shoot, I forgot the horseshoe. We'll just have to convince them without it. I just
01:15:52hope we're not too late. I can't believe you gave them all our money. They guessed the
01:15:57card. What was I supposed to do? Get our money back. That was the plan, idiot. Don't call
01:16:00me an idiot, moron. Don't call me a moron, idiot. How did that feel? Give me that. Did I knock
01:16:09some sense into you? Yeah, let me give you back the change. Oh, did that hurt? Let me
01:16:16divert the pain. Kids, remember, don't try this at home. If I could just chime in here
01:16:27for the record, I think you're both idiots. Who asked you? It is I, Horatio, king of all
01:16:36horses, ruler of the stable, drinker from the sacred bucket, and eater of the holy hay and
01:16:42foolish young boys. Those who toy with my magical horseshoe must endure my wrath. Please, no.
01:16:51We didn't mean it. Listen to me now, or perish. What breed of horse can jump higher than a house?
01:16:59All breeds. Houses don't jump. What part of a horse has the most hair? The outside.
01:17:09What do you call a horse wearing a Venetian blind? A zebra.
01:17:14Oh, God. Make it stop. That one didn't even make sense. Don't worry, boys. I got a million
01:17:21of them. What's a horse's favorite sickness? Hay fever.
01:17:44Trust me. You won't be sorry. Well, I guess one can't stand in the way of progress.
01:17:55Mom, no. You can't sign. You promised. Dad, did you close the deal? Look around, son. It's all
01:18:01ours. Jules, I know you're upset, but believe me, it's for the best. No, you're wrong. They can't
01:18:09tear down this place. It will destroy the magic. What will happen to Horatio? She's right,
01:18:14Dad. This isn't a normal ranch. It's special. It's one of a kind. The people or the place?
01:18:23Both. They have a talking horse. I know it sounds insane, but he really can talk. It's true,
01:18:30Mom. Not everyone can hear him, but if I just smash you around with... Jules, enough with
01:18:35the games. We'll be happy in the city. You'll see. It'll just take a little getting used
01:18:40to. Oh, where are your brothers? I want to give them the good news. Dad, trust me. Just
01:18:45one swift hit on the head with that thing and you'll see. Don't worry about the brain
01:18:48damage. It'll pass. That won't be necessary, son. I've seen the light and this place is
01:18:53going to be huge. People are going to come from miles around. But it does require one special
01:18:57ingredient to make the whole thing work. I will absolutely need Miss Bell to manage the
01:19:03place. But Mr. Beetle, I don't know anything about running a mall. Well, you know just
01:19:09about everything else. And once people come and drink your amazing tea, breathe in the
01:19:14air and get away from the city, they're going to feel 20 years younger. I know. I'm not
01:19:19just the owner. I'm also a client. So welcome to Bell and Beetle's Wonder Ranch, where dreams
01:19:24come true. How's that sound? Monty, do you mean it? You mean we can stay? Dad, are you
01:19:31feeling okay? The answer is yes, yes, and a big fat yes. I've never felt better. And
01:19:37what about Horatio? Horatio can stay. The animals can stay. We'll get more animals. I want to
01:19:41build this place up to be the most fantastic ranch for humans and animals alike. Let them
01:19:45intermingle. People can pet the animals, can talk to the animals. And some of them might
01:19:50even talk back to you. When did you decide to do all of this? Well, I believe I came down
01:19:56with something since we first arrived here. Oh, really? Is it contagious? I believe so.
01:20:01It comes about when someone gets too far away from their past. I believe I'm homesick.
01:20:07Dad, did you just make a joke? I don't know. Do bad jokes count? Around here they do. Just ask
01:20:16Horatio. We have to tell Horatio. I love you, Mom. You too, Dad. This is great. Well, I think I finally made my son
01:20:26proud. I think the kids have really hit it off. Yeah, with horseshoes. Is that a joke? Watch out. You could
01:20:37just become funny. Yeah? I'll work on it. How about you give me lessons over dinner tonight, Kimberly?
01:20:42Do you like lasagna? I think it may soon become one of my favorite dishes.
01:20:56I can't believe we did it. We didn't even have to prove Horatio could speak. Perhaps it's better
01:21:20if we keep that secret to ourselves. If word gets out that we have a talking horse, everyone will start
01:21:25trying to exploit him. There will be t-shirts, lunch boxes, marketing gimmicks galore. Someone will
01:21:31probably even make a movie about him. Yeah. I guess you're right. We don't need another talking horse movie.
01:21:40No more. No more bad jokes. No more. No more bad jokes. Just stop. Last dad, please. Let it end.
01:21:48It has to stop. Last dad, please. Just let it end. That was odd. I wonder what that was about.
01:21:55Let's go.
01:21:56There's nothing like a friend
01:21:58Lift you when you're down
01:22:00Spin the world around
01:22:03Make it fun again
01:22:05We're not here on our own
01:22:08Even if we spend some time alone
01:22:12Helps to know
01:22:13There's a place to go
01:22:15Cause you and me
01:22:18That's how it's meant to be
01:22:21Laughing with each other
01:22:23Who it is
01:22:28Hahahaha
01:22:32Hahahaha
01:22:35Heck
01:22:41Hm
01:22:42Mutter
01:22:42Whiskey
01:22:46Whiskey
01:22:47发
01:24:22Well, you've been a great audience.
01:24:24I hope you all have enjoyed my little tale.
01:24:28But as you can see, this is definitely the end.
01:24:52I hope you all have a great day.
01:25:22I hope you all have a great day.
01:25:52I hope you all have a great day.
01:26:22I hope you all have a great day.
01:26:52I hope you all have a great day.
01:27:22I hope you all have a great day.
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