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Love Island All Stars S03E32
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00:10Let's get into it. Welcome.
00:12Guys, there we be!
00:14This week our Islanders let rip.
00:16What am I doing here?
00:18In more ways than one.
00:20Oh, it smells of fart in here.
00:23Broke down language barriers.
00:27You guys have terrible dirty minds.
00:29That's what happens in the UK.
00:30It was enough to make you go grey.
00:33You have one grey hair, can I plug it?
00:36Ha!
00:37So we're unleashing a torrent of...
00:39Ladies and gentlemen.
00:42Heart-stopping.
00:44Chickens are the scariest things in the world.
00:47Jaw-dropping.
00:49These are so strange.
00:50Unseen action that deserves a huge round of applause.
00:54Woo!
00:56This is Love Island also as Unseen Birds.
01:03Celebrate, celebrate.
01:04How you wet your bum?
01:06You know what I mean?
01:07That weather last night was ridiculous.
01:23I'm sure lightning hit the roof.
01:25I'm sure this whole building, like, rocked.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Lightning hit the roof.
01:28I was actually, like, scared.
01:29Yes.
01:30The villa has been in the eye of the storm this week.
01:32It's all Scott's fault.
01:34It's all Scott's fault.
01:35It's all Scott's fault.
01:36It's all Scott's fault.
01:37It's all Scott's fault.
01:39It's all Scott's fault.
01:42Storm Scott rocked the Bella
01:48I'm over it. That's that done. We're done. I literally don't want anyone else. I stand by my decision. We're divorced
01:56That's always a bully. What's going on out there?
02:00What are you confused about?
02:02No, oh Scott and Belle secret garden is crazy work. We'd have great-looking kids
02:09That girl put me through hell. She's literally done the exact same to you
02:14I can't help but feel that vibe and I don't want this to be behind your back
02:18I'm over it. You cried to her about your situation. I know and she's gone and she's there going
02:23Oh, we've flirted since day one. Me and Sean flirted since day one. We've flirted around the villa the entire time in here
02:33Hey Leigh-Anne wakey wakey leave the storm times behind as it's time for Love Island
02:38All stars unseen bets
02:40Okay, thank you
02:44We're here to shine sunlight on the forgotten moments from the villa via torrent of unseen action
02:53Although we may still have some high winds
02:56Oh my god
02:58Oh, it smells a fart in here and spinning tornadoes
03:02But we are here to lift you off your feet before dropping you back down again
03:08So hunker down for a hurricane of hilarious hand-picked bits that got lost in the gaps
03:13It's a heart-hunger
03:15There you go
03:18Where's that one going?
03:20Sleeps
03:22Go like this?
03:24Mmm
03:25The arrival of our American cousins last week certainly herbed and spiced things up bringing a new flavor to the conversation
03:36That's originally from oregano
03:38He's not that's where he leaves Oregon
03:40Yeah, I'm from oregano
03:42Oregano
03:43And social media across the globe was thrown into a sage and peppered with salty comments
03:51As an American that's so funny, oregano is crazy, rolling on the floor laughing emoji, tears of joy emoji
03:59I'm gonna stop telling people I'm from oregano from now on, herb emoji grinning squinty face
04:08Does Millie think the capital of Essex is Basil Don?
04:17Face with hand over mouth emoji
04:20In this shows we may speak the same lingo, but there were a lot of grey areas
04:25Fifty shades of grey areas in this case
04:28I'm feeling vibrant
04:30You're vibrant today, are you?
04:33Yeah, I'm feeling spunky and shit
04:35Oh, spunky
04:36Spunky
04:37Oh, that's not a good word in England
04:40Wait, what?
04:41Jamin said, I'm feeling spunky
04:44Spunky
04:45That's good
04:46If no
04:47You guys have terrible dirty minds because bummed and spunky
04:51All this shit is so, so sexual
04:54Yeah, that's what happens in the UK
04:57We were getting an accident
04:58I'm sure you're feeling spunky, Scott
05:00Feeling what?
05:01Spunky
05:02Jamin said, I'm feeling good, I'm being spunky today
05:06For us that means like, like good
05:09Edgy, like cool
05:10What the fuck?
05:11Yeah, you guys just take our words and make them dirty as fuck
05:15Spunky
05:17Spunky, yeah
05:18Spunky's crazy, spunky's just not, like you can't say that in the UK
05:23Spunky
05:24Spunky for us is like
05:25Oh, you're feeling great
05:26Like you're like, woo
05:27You got to pep in your step
05:28Yeah
05:29I'm feeling, in Yeaman's words, spunky
05:34Spunky
05:35You know, I can't mean, spunky
05:36Spunky
05:37Yeah, it means pep in your step
05:38It's time to get
05:39It means happy
05:40It means happy
05:41Spunky
05:42Spunky
05:43Spunky
05:44Spunky
05:45It's time to get spunky
05:47I don't think I like that word
05:49Spunky
05:50Spunky
05:51Spunky
05:52Spunky
05:53Spunky
05:54Spunky
05:55Spunky
05:56Spunky
05:57Spunky
05:58Spunky
05:59Spunky
06:00Spunky
06:01Spunky
06:02Spunky
06:03South Africa's home to some of the most stunning views in the world as Zac is finding out
06:07You look really cool right now
06:08They are
06:09Yeah, there's like little dots of light coming down and like sparkling on your, it looks like light
06:14Freckles
06:15Really?
06:16Yeah
06:17And it's like, it's like dancing around your eye, it's cool
06:21it's cool it's sick i wish i had my phone on me oh that's really cute i love how much you love
06:29photography turn this way right right there yeah what should i do to get the camera or not
06:37just do your just do your thing oh yeah okay just look at the vision
06:45oh i'm gonna get what you're saying yeah isn't that sick what do you think about that one
06:53should we try one more okay actually yeah don't move from right there don't move okay okay
07:02oh i might have done it i might have done it you got the d pick i might have done that
07:06shit it's it's it's over that one's sick yeah they're way too close up that one's also good
07:14oh let's see the pictures from last night there we go before it all went wrong
07:29here's an unseen clip of our islanders manifestly failing to understand how the casting process
07:34on this show works guys let's manifest give me your hand let's pray give me your hands we're
07:40manifesting bombshell bombshell shall please lord love island gods i don't please make him really
07:48feel free please please and fall and really sexy no more love tribes
08:02The Love Island Gods answered their prayers, although I think they may have misheard what Jack was praying for.
08:20Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
08:27Young Bull is back.
08:29Is that Harrison?
08:31Harrison!
08:33Why are you doing it?
08:34Go home!
08:35Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
08:40Harrison!
08:41You OK?
08:42Hello, you OK?
08:43Harrison, nice to meet you.
08:44Yeah.
08:45The new bombshell was at the other side of the villa, but even from a distance, some things
08:49were very obvious.
08:50Damn.
08:51Well, fellas, for y'all that was hoping it was a girlie.
08:53Oh, no.
08:54That's definitely not a woman.
08:55Yeah.
08:56That's what's being very good.
08:58There's no women inside.
08:59Actually, most important question, who's your support?
09:00He is Arsenal.
09:01Oh, for a fuck's sake.
09:02Yeah, he's a gooner.
09:03Yeah, he's a gooner.
09:04I just feel like it doesn't match.
09:05Oh, he's talking to Helena.
09:06He looks like he's from the outside view.
09:07Oh, that's what I don't rate.
09:08Eggie boff.
09:09Eggie boff.
09:10100% Eggie boff.
09:11Boys, you want to come down and have a chat?
09:12Rock, paper, scissors, anyone?
09:13Oh, you do.
09:14Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
09:15Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
09:16Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
09:17Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
09:18Unfortunately, Harrison, it looks like you're stuck between a rock, a scissor and a hard
09:22place.
09:23One thing I've noticed about the Americans is that, unlike Brits, they're relentlessly
09:48positive and will applaud absolutely anything.
09:51Hey, one grateful thing about your experience in the villa.
09:55Clear room.
09:56My favorite thing.
09:57Well done.
09:58Well done.
09:59Well done.
10:00Good answer.
10:01Good answer.
10:02Good answer.
10:03Come on, there's light.
10:04No social media.
10:06Oh!
10:07So good in the deep talks right there.
10:09Come on.
10:10Wow, you ladies are so deep.
10:11I love that.
10:12So deep.
10:13I mean, meeting everybody.
10:15Yeah.
10:16Well done.
10:17Good answer.
10:18Good answer.
10:19I'm grateful.
10:20I'm grateful for things working out the way they have because I've been myself.
10:25Good.
10:26Good.
10:27Fantastic.
10:28Good answer.
10:29You joined at a perfect time.
10:30All right, Leanne.
10:31Hearts on the sleeve.
10:32Finish it off.
10:33Yeah, go on.
10:34I'm grateful that I was one in five million swimmers.
10:39Oh.
10:40That made it.
10:45Wow.
10:46Hey, now.
10:47Hey, now.
10:48Hey, now.
10:49Hey, now.
10:50Hey, now.
10:51Hey, now.
10:52Hey, now.
10:53Hey, now.
10:54Hey, now.
10:55Hey, now.
10:56Hey, now.
10:57Hey, now.
10:58Hey.
10:59Everyone knows the measurement of relationship status in the villa has only one barometer.
11:03You guys going to get your graft on today then?
11:05You're going to be making a coffee this morning for anyone who cares?
11:08I've put my order in already.
11:12Thank you, darling.
11:14A little coffee for you.
11:15The boys barista skills.
11:22Oh, thank you.
11:23You're welcome.
11:24But the age-old villa tradition of the boys making morning coffees for the girls is under threat.
11:30A revolution is brewing.
11:34The girls are star bucking the system and taking over.
11:37Coffee time, is it?
11:38I'm making one for me and that.
11:41I'm making one for me and Eamon.
11:43You think they're over there making us coffees?
11:48Is that enough?
11:50Did you not make one for Sean?
11:52You said no.
11:53I think you should do that.
11:55I didn't realise we were on that, like, we were all making boyfriends.
11:58No, only because they normally do it and...
12:01Oh, well, I'm like, that way you're on it every morning.
12:03So...
12:04Yeah.
12:05No, okay.
12:06I'm doing it.
12:07Whitney's making one for Eamon.
12:08I don't know.
12:09Does Sean take sugar?
12:11I don't know what your man takes.
12:14I'm such a house queenie pops.
12:17Does that look like a good coffee?
12:18Well, that's a bit too strong.
12:20Bit too strong.
12:21Bit too strong.
12:23I love a strong coffee.
12:24Same.
12:26Sean!
12:28Did you make me one?
12:29Yeah.
12:30Wow.
12:31I could get used to this.
12:33I think I made it slightly maybe too strong.
12:35I could get used to this special treatment.
12:37Come here.
12:40Wow.
12:41That's what I'm talking about.
12:44Is it nice?
12:45It's strong.
12:46Even if it tastes like shit, I'd still say it tastes amazing.
12:54Here's an unseen clip of Whitney and Leigh-Anne talking about men.
12:57Yay men.
12:58To be specific.
13:00Do you know what?
13:01Could I have been in relationships where, like, I shine more than my partner?
13:04My partner's like, I'm here.
13:05Right.
13:06And they're like, here.
13:07But I feel like we are very here.
13:09You're the same.
13:10We are, like, the same shine, the same vibe.
13:12And I've seen that since, to be fair.
13:13We're just the same.
13:14Well, we're happy for you.
13:15And I'm happy to see this.
13:16What do you say?
13:17What have I got to do?
13:18It's just like...
13:19Oh, it's just like that.
13:20But...
13:21What happened next?
13:23Who's ready for more Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits?
13:41Well, hurry up as we have loads of clips for you.
13:44Rumble!
13:46My titties are bouncing!
13:48It's a show where you can get your kicks.
13:55Oh, I lost my shit.
13:56Holy shit.
13:57When it comes to finding forgotten footage, we're in it up to our elbows.
14:02What?
14:03Why did you put it right there?
14:04Get ready as we're about to drop some unexpected unseen action.
14:12That's fucking gross.
14:13So let's catch up with all the gossip and raise your spirits.
14:17What are you guys talking about?
14:19Me speaking to dead people.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Sorry.
14:23Belle's got superpowers apparently.
14:25That's interesting.
14:26Wow.
14:30Earlier, we were listening in on a girly chat between Whitney and Leigh-Anne.
14:33Well, we're happy for you.
14:34And I'm happy to see...
14:35What do you say?
14:36What have I got to do?
14:37It's just like...
14:38Oh, it's just like that.
14:39Well, here's...
14:40Ooh!
14:41I've been next!
14:43Yeah, because you're crying from laughter.
14:45This is the thing.
14:46I need to fart.
14:47Oh!
14:48Oh!
14:49That was a great one.
14:50I thought they were going to collapse with all my fart and stuff.
14:52Let's not even talk about it so they don't even bring it in.
14:54Yeah.
14:55No, they will.
14:56They will catch me.
14:57It's because you lifted your legs up.
14:58Yeah, because I'm an expressive fart.
15:02I know, but I just feel like if you just farted and didn't lift your legs up, they would have
15:05caught that.
15:06Anyway.
15:07And again?
15:08Another one?
15:09No, I'm just saying...
15:10Another one!
15:11Thank you!
15:12That is your man.
15:18Our all-stars are not just a bunch of pretty faces.
15:20They are also deep philosophical thinkers.
15:23I just wish they'd write their wisdom down somewhere.
15:26Life happens for us, not to us.
15:29And we are all miracles.
15:30Life happens for us, not to us.
15:32It's a good tattoo.
15:33All right, tattoo tour time.
15:36The first one that I got was this red lightning bolt.
15:40All my tattoos are red.
15:41This is a Pinterest tattoo.
15:43I saw the pattern on Pinterest.
15:44I liked it and I went with it.
15:46Cameras, because I like to be creative and do photography.
15:49This says stay focused in binary code.
15:51So this one says happiness.
15:54I was happy at the time in Barcelona.
15:58On my hands, I have little patterns.
16:01I've got my little cherub here, which is like a little guardian angel.
16:06Here we've got a love heart on my middle finger because sometimes fuck love.
16:11Do you know what I mean?
16:12Just warning out there.
16:13If you're getting finger tattoos, this was the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life.
16:18Season ten, I didn't have any and I've had a full sleeve since then.
16:21Tattooed right here, I have always faithful in Latin.
16:24It's on my family coat of arms, which you can probably not see on my ring because it's tiny.
16:28I have a full sleeve, which is dedicated to pride in country, obviously me being Welsh.
16:34Here in Arabic writing, I have pure heart always wins.
16:39This is Latin, my family, my foundation.
16:41Good luck and good fortune in Cambodian symbols, I think.
16:46I have no torso tattoos, which is kind of weird.
16:48I've got it tattooed on my chest, what's meant for you won't pass you by.
16:51Something that my granny used to always say to me, I feel like it's a real Irish thing.
16:55And I believe it, especially in here, it's something you've got to stand on.
16:58So I've got something tattooed on me that I don't actually know what it means,
17:01but it just is in Welsh so most people don't understand and it looks alright.
17:05Would you be able to Google translate it quick?
17:07Yeah, sure mate.
17:08I've got a little chilli pepper, which is matching with my two sisters,
17:13but it's quite funny because we had three different tattoo artists
17:18and all of them look different.
17:20Just spell it out.
17:21A-D-F-Y-D.
17:23Yep, got that.
17:24This is like typing in someone else's Wi-Fi password.
17:27Space.
17:28Yes.
17:29A.
17:30Yes.
17:31I have life is beautiful here on the top of my right hand
17:36because I believe that life is such a beautiful thing.
17:39Space.
17:40Yes.
17:41Then it's D-D-W-G.
17:44Yes.
17:45Then I got this little, I'm not flicking you off, but I got this little plant on my middle finger
17:51and it's just, and I also have like an infinity rose on the other middle finger.
17:56W-Y-B-A-D-A-E-T-H.
18:04H.
18:05Yes.
18:06That is a little cowboy hat that people mistake as a mushroom, which is a little bit annoying,
18:12but I'm literally wearing a cowboy hat today and I like cowboys.
18:17Something like power brings knowledge and knowledge wisdom or something along them lines.
18:21Something brings knowledge and knowledge wisdom.
18:24I think this might be my favourite tattoo, either this one or my cherub.
18:27So, Scott, according to Google it means adversity brings knowledge and knowledge with it.
18:33Yes, that's it.
18:34Right, should I just explain that?
18:36Well, no point mate, I've just said it.
18:38Guys, can we all get an ass tattoo?
18:40A what?
18:41What should we get?
18:42Because think about it.
18:43Get a what?
18:44An ass tattoo.
18:45I'll get it under.
18:46All Stars season three.
18:47A-S-S three.
18:48Ass.
18:49Three.
18:50Oh, ass.
18:51I'm not tattooing that on my...
18:53I don't think I like it.
18:54No.
18:55Great idea.
18:56Maybe in Welsh to make it look more exotic.
18:59Here's an unseen bit that is pretty much guaranteed to alienate all our viewers north of the border.
19:07Who's sweet to me in Glaswegian?
19:10Er, my name's Donny and I'm from Sucky Hole Street.
19:14Sucky Hole what?
19:16I support the Celtic.
19:17Aye.
19:18She's like, aye.
19:19Aye, I know what you do.
19:20I don't need to go and watch the rugby.
19:22Aye, I don't need to watch the rugby too.
19:24That is actually good.
19:25This is really fucking good.
19:27Right up for that mate.
19:29No, you certainly can't play now.
19:30Dunno.
19:31No, you certainly can't play now.
19:34No, you certainly can't play now.
19:36No, you certainly can't play now.
19:38Aye.
19:39Right, your accent is good.
19:40I'll give it up.
19:41But you actually look Scottish when you say it.
19:42It's scary.
19:43Aye, I just want to go and watch the football.
19:45Are you coming here?
19:46What's your football?
19:47Are you doing Scottish accent?
19:49Like, fuck, I'm Welsh through and through.
19:51I'm from Cacaldi.
19:52No.
19:53Aye, three five.
19:54You're from Cacaldi?
19:55I'm three five.
19:56No way.
19:57No, she's not.
19:58I swear to God.
19:59No, she's not.
20:00I swear to God.
20:01You're scaring me, I can't lie.
20:02Glasgow.
20:03Glasgow.
20:04No.
20:05No, no, no, no.
20:06Switch back the bell.
20:07Please.
20:08Go back the bell.
20:09Don't try and talk to you.
20:10Oh, no.
20:11I don't want to.
20:12I like Scottish beer.
20:13She fucking stinks Scottish.
20:14Yeah, you're scaring me too.
20:15Please stop.
20:17looking.
20:18Спасибо ك 1
20:21Blo松.
20:22This week saw the return of the steamy staple, the Heart Rate Challenge.
20:24I think you're playing from my heart
20:26The All-Stars stripped off to turn each other on but Woodhead's turn?
20:32on but Woodhead's turn? It's hard to be trusting with all this thrusting.
20:45Bad luck boys, your performance has just been eclipsed by the arrival of a new bombshell
20:49and I don't think she's dressed for dinner.
20:52Oh, it's Jessie.
20:56As Jessie's raunchy routine raged at the fire pit, let's blow the lead on the girl's unseen
21:01bombshell reactions.
21:03Is that Tommy?
21:04I can't even see that far.
21:06Tommy, Tommy.
21:07Tommy.
21:08What?
21:08She's going to Kieran.
21:09Look, look.
21:10I can't say anything.
21:12Oh, she's going to get Kieran, I can't even say.
21:16I can't say.
21:17Is she touching Dad?
21:18Lips in someone.
21:20No, it's Sean.
21:21Oh.
21:22But Sean's like he wanted more.
21:24Lessons for next year, we must put a telescope on the terrace.
21:27And how did such a pulse-pounding performance come together?
21:30Let's rewind to the rehearsals.
21:33Do you want to see my dance move?
21:35Mm.
21:36Mm.
21:36Mm.
21:37Mm.
21:39Mm.
21:39Mm.
21:39Mm.
21:39Mm.
21:40Mm.
21:41Not the head.
21:44Yes, I'm Sean.
21:46Sorry.
21:49Yeah, that's a good one.
21:51Are you going to smack Sean then?
21:53Now's your chance.
21:54Oh, yeah.
21:54He's been a bad boy.
21:56You've been a bad now, boy.
21:58You've been a bad, bad.
22:00Bet over.
22:02And now, standing at 6'4", with his tight little shorts,
22:08the cowboy of the wild, wild west.
22:12He doesn't have to be from Dallas to be my cowboy,
22:14standing at 6'4", and coming out of Scottsdale, Arizona.
22:19The one!
22:20Zachary!
22:21The only!
22:22Yeehaw Woodworth!
22:24If you don't know what to do, you just hump him.
22:26Just hump, bro.
22:28Those really cup your ass well.
22:34There you go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
22:35I'm just going to walk up, like, whoop.
22:36Just hump.
22:37I don't know why you guys just hump.
22:38So then I'll go in like this.
22:39I'll go in like this.
22:40It looks wonky.
22:41Your dick looks like a Lego.
22:42So I'll go in like that.
22:43Psh!
22:44No!
22:45No!
22:46No!
22:47No!
22:48No!
22:49No!
22:50No!
22:51No!
22:52No!
22:53No!
22:54No!
22:55No!
22:56No!
22:57No!
22:58No!
22:59No!
23:00No!
23:01No!
23:02No!
23:03No!
23:04No!
23:05Bit cheeky, Tommy.
23:06And I wonder where all my spare socks had gone to!
23:14Kieran is not just a pretty face.
23:16The Welsh wonder kid is also a font of fascinating scientific facts.
23:20Can you pass the chicken or the egg?
23:23It's just what it's been proven, it's the egg.
23:26Where did the egg come from?
23:28It's just over time of evolution, some animal laid an egg in it and a chicken come out.
23:32What animal?
23:33I can't remember.
23:34Probably another bird.
23:35Maybe Belle had a poo one day and she shot out an egg.
23:39Me?
23:40No, but it's not like evolution, how the theory of mankind came from being monkeys.
23:45I don't believe it.
23:46Is the Earth flat or round?
23:47Round, there's been a test for that as well.
23:48No bollocks is it.
23:49You think it's flat?
23:50Why is everyone not upside down then?
23:51This leaves at the bottom of the Earth?
23:52Gravity.
23:53Yeah, but gravity only pulls you to it.
23:54Towards the centre of the Earth.
23:55Right.
23:56So why are they not upside down but just pulled upside down?
23:57What?
23:58Earth.
23:59Yeah?
24:00Let's say we're here.
24:01Yeah?
24:02So when gravity pulls us...
24:03We're not over on the side.
24:04I don't care.
24:05This is theoretically speaking.
24:06Let's say we're here.
24:07So when the gravity pulls us down, these people down here, their feet are still being pulled
24:09to the centre.
24:10So why are their heads not upside down?
24:11Because to us they are.
24:12Then you're going back to Newton's law.
24:13Fuck him and all.
24:14I am.
24:15Oh my God.
24:16I am.
24:17I am.
24:18I am.
24:19I am.
24:20I am.
24:21I am.
24:22I am.
24:23I am.
24:24I am.
24:25I am.
24:26I am.
24:27I am.
24:28I am.
24:29I am.
24:30I am.
24:31I am.
24:32I am.
24:33I am.
24:34I am.
24:35I am.
24:36I am.
24:37I am.
24:38Oh my God.
24:39I can't.
24:40I can't deal with this conversation.
24:41I wish I never opened up this can of worms.
24:43I can't.
24:44But which came first?
24:45Kieran?
24:46Or the can of worms?
24:47See?
24:48Not so clever now, are you?
24:55Here's an unseen bombshell bit of Jess and Zach having a confidential one-on-one conversation.
25:00However, nothing stays private in the villa for long.
25:03I think my phone's almost dead.
25:05I don't think it's going well.
25:07It's a long conversation.
25:08Let's see if I can hear a little.
25:09I can hear pretty decent to be fair.
25:14But...
25:15What happened next?
25:17This is Love Island All Stars Unseen Bits.
25:32So strike a pose.
25:33Wait, wait.
25:34One more thing.
25:35F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S every day like...
25:39Hold up.
25:40That fucking schmolder!
25:42We've whirled back through all the villa action to give it our full attention.
25:50They're not even talking to us anymore.
25:52After a week of watching the boys trying to bowl a maiden over, we can see why some of
25:57them are stumped.
25:58Be like this.
25:59And then they'll be in.
26:00And it'll be bang.
26:01Lads, you've got no balls.
26:04So get ready for an education.
26:06It was kind of like this or that.
26:08Vibe.
26:09Alter Junction.
26:10What's the word called?
26:11Alter Junction?
26:12What did you say?
26:13Automator.
26:14Yeah.
26:15It's a show where there are no rules.
26:18Except the one about no food in the bedroom.
26:20Bro, what are you eating?
26:21The thing you left last night that I brought up to you or someone else.
26:24Why did you say it like fucking Donald Trump?
26:27It was you.
26:28Someone else brought snacks in here.
26:31Someone's been eating in bed.
26:33Okay, that's enough boys.
26:34We don't do politics.
26:36There's only one type of Trump we're interested in.
26:45Earlier we saw the boys trying to work out what they were missing from this bombshell conversation.
26:50I think my phone's almost dead.
26:52It's a long conversation.
26:54Let's see if I can hear a little.
27:00I can hear pretty decent to be fair.
27:02But, what happened next?
27:05Oh my God.
27:06It's all for that shit man.
27:07Jack, Jack.
27:08Do a third.
27:09Do a third.
27:10I dare you.
27:11Trip on.
27:12I'm going to get involved.
27:13What's going on?
27:14Listen.
27:15Is the chat shit?
27:16No, I think it's gone gone.
27:17Ready?
27:18So I was just like laying on this whale shark like.
27:20That's so sick.
27:21I know.
27:22Do you have a body heat?
27:23I feel that right now.
27:24I think Kieran's shaking.
27:25I think Kieran's shaking.
27:26I feel like the vein is coming out of my forehead.
27:27I've got to be quiet.
27:28Don't laugh.
27:29When you laugh.
27:30When you laugh it's like you're uncomfortable.
27:32You are so sick.
27:33No, do you have a body heat?
27:34I feel that right now.
27:35No, I don't know how to do it.
27:36They're laughing.
27:37I feel that right now.
27:38I don't know why I'm talking.
27:39I'm laughing.
27:40I'm shaking.
27:41I feel like the vein is coming out of my forehead.
27:44Y'all gotta be quiet.
27:45Please laugh.
27:47When you laugh it's like you're helping me.
27:49You can sit on shit.
27:52What are they doing?
27:53I'm sitting back.
27:54I'm bored.
27:55What are y'all looking at?
27:57Who's lot? Why are you laying on top of each other?
28:01Girls, what are you on about?
28:03Look at Harrison, still on the floor.
28:06These are so strange.
28:08No, but no, we're not.
28:09All of you.
28:16Previously, on Love Island.
28:20All Stars Unseen Bets.
28:22The mayor's one of the most important things.
28:24You've got good hair.
28:25How many products are we talking?
28:27I think I used four today.
28:28Four?
28:29I used two different types of wax, a hairspray and an oil,
28:32because I wanted a wet look.
28:33You've got that shine as well.
28:34I wanted it to look like I'd just come out of a swimming pool.
28:36Remember Tommy Tay?
28:38For the cut above the rest, use Tommy Tay
28:42and no-one will ever hear you over the volume of your hair.
28:46Well, anyone who bought a bottle of Tommy Tay may want their money back.
28:50You have one grey hair, can I plug it?
28:53Go on, do you want to try?
28:55There's one this side as well.
28:56I've got a few of them, but they're hidden.
28:58This one's just literally longer than the rest of your hair.
29:01Is it going to work?
29:02Ha!
29:03Stop!
29:04Did you get it?
29:05Don't scare me, no.
29:06That fucking hurt.
29:07Did it?
29:08Yeah.
29:09Oh, I thought you were being dramatic.
29:10You're fucking yanking my hair out, my scalp.
29:12What do you think I'm going to react?
29:14It's like getting your hair plopped.
29:17Is it gone?
29:19No way.
29:20Oh my God.
29:22White as fuck.
29:23I don't know.
29:24That was in my head.
29:26Right here, right?
29:27On the side?
29:28Yeah.
29:29I saw one on the side.
29:30Where's the other one?
29:31Oh, I don't know if you'll see it.
29:32Looks like you'll be adding boot polish to your list of hair products, Tommy.
29:36If I find it, I'll give you a shout out.
29:38Yeah.
29:45This week, a major storm hit the villa, one of those big ones they give names to.
29:49But naming the storm was the last of our all-stars worries.
29:52They had trouble naming each other.
29:54Me and you.
29:55No girls sticking up for Liao in there.
29:56And you know what?
29:57Liao or Leigh-Anne?
29:58Leigh-Anne.
29:59Because her name's Leigh-Anne.
30:00Oh, fuck.
30:01Didn't need to wait for her to leave!
30:02I'm not back!
30:03Let me speak!
30:04You lot are morally fucked.
30:06What am I doing here?
30:08I can't speak for you, Belle, but Yemen is here for the free food and entertainment.
30:13Let me just shut up!
30:15Let me speak!
30:16I came in and I said, you feel vindicated in the situation.
30:20You came in when we were saying this.
30:22I've never seen this right on.
30:23When we were saying this, Emily checked you to make sure you were okay.
30:26Because you had a hostage.
30:27When you were in here, we were checking.
30:29I don't even know who's on whose side here.
30:33Everyone's just going to each other.
30:34It's Royal Rumble sounds.
30:36No, no, you don't tell me!
30:39Guys!
30:40Hello!
30:41Hello!
30:42Can't make a bit of sausage.
30:44Is that all yours?
30:46It is all mine.
30:50I am sorry.
30:51Love you.
30:52Be fucking alright.
30:53Okay, why won't you say it.
30:56Why won't you say it?
30:57What?
30:58Why won't you say it?
30:59Why won't you say it?
31:00You got to let the girls handle that one.
31:02You got to let the girls handle that one.
31:07I'm out!
31:08I've seen them say!
31:10No, no, no.
31:11You look, man, you look fucking jarring!
31:13The whole Belle and Scott situation.
31:15Ew!
31:16This is Piana's perspective.
31:18The point is, all the girls knew about the Scott and Belle situation.
31:24Can I have one bite at least, if I'm your homie?
31:26I didn't know.
31:27I didn't know.
31:28But this is Piana's perspective.
31:30This is Piana's perspective.
31:32It's like all the girls were talking about this stuff.
31:34I know!
31:35You seem to enjoy that sausage, though.
31:38He had a lot of sausages, bro.
31:40He loved that sausage.
31:41There was a good amount of sausage there.
31:43And I think he had seconds and thirds as well.
31:45That sausage must have been class.
31:47Hey, family.
31:48What's up?
31:49We found out Yeaman loves sausage.
31:51We knew he liked wieners.
31:53Oh, yeah, that's what Americans call them, innit?
31:55Wieners.
31:56So, did anyone establish a resolution?
31:58Not really, no.
31:59Leave that shit downstairs.
32:01Up here, bangers and mash.
32:04Pangers and mash.
32:05Yeaman is clearly addicted to sausage.
32:07We need to wiener him off it.
32:10Here's an unseen clip of the girls on their hands and knees having an all-star plank off.
32:21And I shall be ranking the planking.
32:23I'm looking for straight backs and engaged cores.
32:26You're going to put the timer on?
32:28Yeah, go on now.
32:29Oh, my God.
32:30No need for a timer, girls.
32:32I'll use the old one Mississippi, two Mississippi method.
32:35Never let me down.
32:37Ready?
32:38Three, two, one, go!
32:40Ten Mississippi, and we're just getting started.
32:48That was only ten.
32:49Damn.
32:50That's crazy.
32:51Fifty seconds in.
32:53One of our planks has got to snap soon.
32:55He had no vaping us, you know.
32:57One minute.
32:59Oh!
33:00Bad luck, Whitney.
33:02That's it.
33:03I'm calling you quickly from now on.
33:05This is hot.
33:06One minute thirty and my bets are on Leanne.
33:10No, don't bet on me because I'm about to give it up.
33:12I had fifty pence on you.
33:14Planks a lot.
33:15One minute forty.
33:17Oh, fuck that.
33:18Eleanor!
33:19Oh, just look at that plank expression on her face.
33:22Fourth place goes to Helena.
33:24Two minutes!
33:26Who no longer has any plank left in the tank.
33:29This is killing me.
33:30Come on, Mildon.
33:31Yes!
33:32Come on, Mildon!
33:33Yes!
33:34Oh, Sammy has struck out.
33:36But I won't laugh in her face.
33:38I've heard she doesn't like that.
33:40So it's between Millie and Leanne.
33:43Ahhhh!
33:45Their abs are absolutely ready to burst.
33:51Yeah!
33:53Oh, Millie misses out on the title.
33:55It's Leanne who is officially the biggest planker.
33:59Okay, girls, that was your warm-up.
34:01Anyone up for some Zumba?
34:03I actually kind of feel like I'm a bit done.
34:07Now we've got some love to share with you.
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34:22Imagine you and your mates taking on Bangkok's buzz, relaxing on Phuket's beaches or Caribbean dreaming in Barbados.
34:29The choice is yours or that here's £10,000 to spend.
34:34That's an adventure you can't miss.
34:36And don't forget that £30,000 in tax-free cash to spend on whatever you like.
34:41So crack on and get entering for your chance to win this unforgettable prize.
34:46Enter via the app or go to the website.
34:48Entries cost £2. Text WIN to 6554. Text cost £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:55Or text 5 to 6554 to get 5 entries for £5 plus one standard network rate message.
35:01Or post your name and number to WIN26 PO Box 7558 Derby DE10NQ.
35:08Entrance must be 18 or over. Paid entry loops close at 10am on Monday the 2nd of March.
35:13Good luck.
35:14It's Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits.
35:27Hit the music.
35:32This is a show that gets you closer to the action.
35:35Oh, that's a little too close. Too close!
35:46There are loads of Unseen Secrets to share.
35:49Bums people.
35:50What's that again?
35:51We're bummed people.
35:53Jesus Christ, and you spit on people.
35:55Fucking hell.
35:56We've squeezed every scene to see what essential moments have been missed.
36:00Oh, nice.
36:02It's a little squeaker.
36:03Because when it comes to bringing you Unseen action, we are more than qualified.
36:07I actually did really well in my GCSEs.
36:09Did you?
36:10Are you really clever?
36:11I've got two A's in English, Latin language.
36:13I think I've got a B in design.
36:14Oh, you know what I failed?
36:16What?
36:17Drama.
36:18Drama?
36:19Well, Lucinda, you've certainly made up for that now.
36:22This next Unseen clip has some legs.
36:30In fact, 100 of them.
36:32Yeah, you're right.
36:33Look at that.
36:34What?
36:35A centipede.
36:36A centipede.
36:37That has legs.
36:38I can't look at that.
36:39I can't even say that word.
36:40Centipede?
36:41Mm.
36:42Really?
36:43Can't look at that.
36:44Can we tell you a joke?
36:45An old man went to a pet shop and he walked in and he said,
36:48I'm bored, I'm lonely, I want a pet.
36:50He goes, I've got a perfect thing for you.
36:52I've got a talking centipede.
36:54He looks down and the centipede's like, hello, mate.
36:56Do you want to take me home?
36:58So he bagged him up, off he popped, back home.
37:00Anyway, later that night, he's sitting at home on the sofa
37:02with his new talking centipede.
37:04The centipede goes, should you watch Match of the Day?
37:06He goes, fucking hell, this is brilliant.
37:08Anyway, put on Match of the Day.
37:09The centipede goes, should we pop to the shop and get some beers?
37:12He's like, yeah, go on then, yeah, that'd be quality.
37:14So off he went, out the door.
37:16Anyway, 10 minutes went by.
37:1820 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes, the centipede's still not back.
37:22So he goes out the door and the centipede's just sitting there.
37:25He goes, what the fuck are you doing?
37:27He goes, give me a minute to put my shoes on.
37:29What a terrible job.
37:34He's so bad.
37:36He's so, so bad.
37:37He's so elaborate for no reason.
37:40I said to him, I don't want to waste your time
37:42and if you looked at me like that, I'd want you to let me go.
37:44What just fucking drops on my head because I will die?
37:47Come on.
37:48What is it, baby?
37:49That's not funny.
37:50I'm going to fall for them once.
37:51It's Bill gets slightly scared by something.
37:56Ooh.
37:57Is that a wasp, mate?
37:58I think so, yeah.
37:59I'm going to faint.
38:00It's gone.
38:04What was that?
38:05Back and forth.
38:06Oh, that's a good spiritual sign.
38:09No, I know.
38:10Do you know what I mean?
38:11Yeah.
38:12And this is the thing.
38:13What I said to him, I was out.
38:14Ooh.
38:15That was hard.
38:16Oh, my God, what was that?
38:17Oh, my God, what was that?
38:19I don't know, but it's moving.
38:20I just saw a black thing.
38:21It was hard.
38:22That was it.
38:29You know the saying, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
38:32We'll just watch this next unseen clip.
38:34What about you?
38:35Hey, come to LA.
38:36Where are you taking them?
38:38Well, first, mmm.
38:40What's the spot?
38:41Definitely first spot is off Crenshaw.
38:43It's a soul food spot called Doolin's.
38:45Oh, I've never tried soul food.
38:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:47Sweet potatoes, yams, collard greens, mac and cheese,
38:52meatloaf with gravy.
38:54Meatloaf?
38:55I've never had meatloaf.
38:56Oh, fire.
38:57Gravy chicken.
38:58Gravy chicken?
38:59Cornbread, mmm, peach cobbler, and a lemonade.
39:03A lemonade?
39:04Lemonade.
39:05I don't even like fizzy drinks.
39:06Fire.
39:07Lemonade is not fizzy.
39:08Lemonade is fizzy.
39:09A lemonade is not fizzy.
39:11Yeah, it is.
39:12No, a lemonade is juice.
39:14Oh, no.
39:15Ours is fizzy.
39:17A lemonade is fizzy here.
39:19And then you go.
39:20It's a lemonade.
39:21It's like Sprite, 7-Up.
39:22No, no, no.
39:23That's lemonade.
39:24No, no, no.
39:25Lemonade is just lemonade, like juice, like how you have apple juice.
39:30And lemon.
39:31Or orange juice.
39:32It's the equivalent, but with lemons.
39:34Oh, never had that.
39:35Y'all ain't got lemonade?
39:37That's not even something crazy.
39:38No, it's orange juice, apple juice, pineapple juice, grape juice.
39:41It's the exact same thing, but lemons.
39:43No.
39:44Let's hope this relationship doesn't fizz out.
39:48It's time for Beach Hut Bonanza!
40:03Beach Hut Bonanza time.
40:06Let's get into it.
40:07Welcome.
40:08And this week I asked them what weirded them out.
40:12Wait, are you guys going to do something with phobias in here?
40:15Because I really can't handle that.
40:17Chickens.
40:18Chickens are the scariest things in the world.
40:21I've got like a phobia of the hoover.
40:23Like I will use a hoover because obviously it's needed,
40:25but the noise of a hoover gives me anxiety.
40:27Chickens can smell fear and if you don't believe me, Google it.
40:31Water in a can does not make sense to me.
40:33And I think I've been some places before and you ask for water and it comes in a can.
40:37And I don't know.
40:38Like I can't do it.
40:39It tastes weird.
40:40White jeans on men.
40:42It makes my skin feel funny.
40:44I don't like it.
40:45I don't like it.
40:46I don't want to see it.
40:47I don't want to be near it.
40:48The ocean.
40:50The sea is a scary place.
40:51There is more sea than land.
40:53Only 5% of the ocean has been discovered.
40:56No one knows what's going on underneath that water.
40:59And I don't want to know.
41:00The ocean is where like the mermaids reside and I don't want to piss them off.
41:04I hate hair being in the shower.
41:07It's disgusting.
41:08I can't stand it.
41:09I'm in a house full of girls.
41:10They put hair all over the place.
41:12They don't wash it down the drain.
41:13It disgusts me.
41:15Long fake acrylic nails.
41:17Now you wet your bum.
41:19You know what I mean?
41:20Baked beans.
41:22I don't like baked beans.
41:25They are like bold, mushy heads in this horrible sauce.
41:32It makes me feel really ill.
41:35Baked beans and gravy on the same plate.
41:38Like that should never ever happen.
41:40No.
41:41Ketchup is a no-go.
41:43Can't look at it.
41:44Can't taste it.
41:45Don't want to be near it.
41:46If someone's eating it near me, I'm like, get it the fuck away from me.
41:49Guac.
41:50I don't understand guacamole.
41:51I don't know why people like it.
41:52It shouldn't exist.
41:54Control-Alt-Delete.
41:55Get it out of here.
41:56It's vile.
41:58Got to be like the polystyrene closing together on like a dirty kebab.
42:04It's like squinching all together.
42:06I can't stand that.
42:08The beetles and the bugs that are around this villa.
42:11Spiders will send me into a fucking spiral.
42:15This isn't what I signed up for.
42:17Just hope I'm not in an elevated surface when I see a spider.
42:20If I'm ever to make a bacon sandwich, right?
42:23You know when the bacon's really hot and you put it on the plate
42:27and then it's like the bacon's sweating on the plate.
42:30You move the bacon, the plate is wet from the bacon sweat.
42:33Bacon sweat makes me feel dirty.
42:35Even if I look at it, I need a shower.
42:37Cheers, Tommy.
42:38Make sure you stay away from that sweaty bacon.
42:41Oh, no.
42:42No, don't you worry.
42:43I'll stay well awake.
42:46Come back next time for some more...
42:49...beach of an answer!
42:56Glitz and Glamour arrived at the villa.
42:58Glitz, camera, action, that's it!
42:59Glitz, camera, action, that's it!
43:03Glitz, camera, action, that's it!
43:07Glitz, camera, action, that's it!
43:11Highlanders!
43:12It's your turn...
43:13...to let each other know how you really feel in tonight's challenge.
43:17To be honest!
43:18But let's be honest, it wasn't all pretty.
43:22You've just said I lied about our conversations.
43:25It's not about me and you, the sabbatjack.
43:26That's nothing to do with feelings.
43:27It's not about me and you, sabbatjack.
43:28As a lot was said...
43:30This ain't about me and you.
43:31You had your chance to address me.
43:32So why are you commenting on what I've said?
43:34I'm not commenting on you.
43:35Because you spoke about something that's nothing to do with feelings.
43:37I'm not commenting on you.
43:38So we thought it was best to silence them all.
43:40Lights, camera, action, that's it.
43:48I'm not commenting on you.
44:18But fucking hell.
44:41And then she's like, you mixing my words.
44:44Is that pizza?
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