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00:16we are finally married my missus feels like a dream I know nothing feels um
00:28wrong or anything no no everything is perfect
00:38uh you should maybe shower first oh are you joining you're funny
00:53hey Elaine this is not what I agreed to
00:56you said I would never have to even meet him and now not only am I married to the
01:01Miles Kipling but I have to live with him
01:08look who it is our Hugh Dr. Herney's finally back to Africa
01:14doctors without borders must been a blast I bet you did miss metal lane my snarky
01:19sunshine I missed you so much oh you should have facetimed me more of my
01:23idiot sunflower I heard about your engagement congratulations oh about
01:31that kind of have a favor to ask you you the richest woman in LA have a favor to
01:38ask me well and only you can help me you owe me one no questions asked remember all
01:45right spit it out I'll be your very good mother what you want me to marry your fiance in your
01:53place you want me to marry your fiance in your place do you know what you're asking me this is
02:03your fiance well just pretend to be me for a month and I'll be right back I promise pretty sure
02:08your fiance will figure it out it's an arranged marriage we've only met once and everybody's been saying that we
02:14look alike so just
02:15register the marriage and pretend to be hard just for the registration all right all
02:28right I'll do you this favor no questions asked just like a sunflower would never
02:36turn it's back to the sunshine the sunshine will always shine on her flower
03:15it's him
03:23how is this possible
03:25you
03:28you
03:31you
03:44will you marry me
03:54not only am I married to the miles kipling but I have to live with him not a big deal
03:59no okay I'll be back in a month miles he had accident years ago he can't really tell
04:05people's faces apart so it should be easy to convince him so that's
04:13why
04:32he's the only one donating and volunteering around here unlike some rich jerks he actually cares
04:47he doesn't remember me that's why he asked me to marry him anyway um bigger wife don't do anything suspicious
04:57or you know do what you need to I know I know I write this bestie code I will not
05:05lay a hand on your man I mean that's not really what I
05:09what I'm trying to say
05:10I'm trying to say
05:10oh I gotta go he's back
05:11hey Clara hold on
05:14giving her
05:15hey
05:19that's
05:19you
05:20well
05:22are you planning on surprising me my misces
05:27you know I've been waiting for this for a very long time
05:36I've been waiting for this for a very long time.
05:41No, I can't.
05:44You can't?
05:45Why?
05:48Um, I just started my period.
05:52My cramps hurt really bad.
05:55I just swore to Elaine.
05:57I can't break my promise.
05:59Ooh, my cramps.
06:01I'm in so much pain.
06:03I gotta go.
06:03No, no, no.
06:04I'm sorry.
06:04No, you stay here, okay?
06:06Get some rest.
06:07I'll get you some medicine.
06:16Okay.
06:17I have done my research, and this is the best medication for menstrual cramps.
06:25I can't take painkillers.
06:27You can't take...
06:27Are you allergic?
06:30Or are you faking those cramps?
06:35Why would I lie about something like that?
06:40Elaine isn't allergic, but I am.
06:43I have to spit it out later when he's not looking.
07:02Oh!
07:03Oh!
07:04And, um...
07:07Hey.
07:07Mm-hmm.
07:17Don't worry about it, okay?
07:20We'll try again when you feel better.
07:25Could you give me some honey, lemon, water?
07:29I drink some before bed every night.
07:31Of course.
07:33Honey and lemon water, yeah.
07:35Sure.
07:37Thanks.
07:38Thanks.
08:10Smart of me to turn on the bathtub to cover the noise.
08:15Okay, I don't think he heard anything.
08:28Hey.
08:30Hi.
08:31What's got you so nervous?
08:35Oh, I see.
08:37You're running a bath for us.
08:40How sweet of you.
08:41Uh, no.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:46Then why did you run a bath?
08:50It's for you.
08:52I already showered.
08:54Well, then perfect.
08:55You're clean for your bath.
08:59Okay, listen.
09:01I won't play any more games with you, okay?
09:03Let's just go to bed.
09:06Let's just go to bed.
09:07Okay.
09:08Let's go to bed.
09:09Whoa!
09:16Damn.
09:17His body.
09:21Sorry.
09:22I'm so sorry.
09:23Um.
09:39Perfectly sinewy.
09:46You can touch anywhere you want, my missus.
09:58You can touch anywhere you want, my missus.
10:04Hey, wait.
10:09Don't want to catch a cold.
10:13Here.
10:39I'll get that for you, my missus.
10:42Calm down, Clara.
10:44He's Elaine's husband.
10:45Wait.
10:46Did he just say he was going to pick up my phone?
10:56Hello?
10:57Hello, Miss Clara.
10:58The motion may order to have arrived.
11:00Would you prefer delivery or?
11:03Miss Clara?
11:11Clara?
11:13Did you change your name?
11:17Um, actually, I think you have the wrong number, ma'am.
11:19Yeah, this is Elaine's phone.
11:22Oh, I did get it wrong.
11:24I'm trying to call Elaine.
11:26It was only an excuse for you.
11:28See?
11:29She got it wrong.
11:31Luckily, I thought about this in advance
11:33and warned the sales clerk.
11:36I almost ruined Elaine's marriage.
11:55Jessie, what do you want?
11:57Mousy.
11:58Good news.
12:00Just got back from England.
12:01Did you miss me?
12:03Jessie, I'm married, OK?
12:06Know your boundaries.
12:08Jessie.
12:10One more thing.
12:11There is this crazy bitch named Jessie.
12:14She's been after my fiance and just won't take no for an answer.
12:18She even threatened to kill me once.
12:20So you should be careful.
12:22I don't want her to ruin the arrangement for us.
12:32Babe!
12:33I, um, just got out of the shower.
12:37I was talking on the phone.
12:39Shh.
12:41How would you like to start?
12:43Shh.
12:52Hot make-out sesh?
12:56Or maybe you want to kiss my neck?
13:01Ah!
13:01Ah!
13:02Ah!
13:04Ah!
13:04Ah!
13:14Ah!
13:16Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:19She is easy to scare off.
13:21Boring.
13:22Hey.
13:23Miles.
13:24I thought you wanted to get down to business.
13:28I...
13:36That woman is not the one from the engagement party.
13:42Ah!
13:57It was just a metaphor.
13:58Oh, no.
13:58That's what I'm talking about.
14:04Oh, Jessie!
14:05Hi!
14:06Grandma Joyce?
14:07Jessie, I miss you.
14:08I miss you!
14:09Yeah, I miss you, too.
14:10I miss you!
14:10And I miss mine.
14:11mousy of course can we all get together for dinner sometime can miles bring his wife yeah
14:17yeah he can bring his wife sounds like a plan hey i love you love you too bye
14:28i thought you wanted to get down to business i i was just saying that to make jesse mad
14:36my period you know yeah yeah i know i did like how you got jealous
14:47don't worry we'll uh we'll have some fun when you feel better okay wait i want to cuddle you
15:00how am i gonna sleep like this
15:20no one will ever watch you no it wasn't me i didn't steal i'll bet she's still when she's
15:25older too let's punish her yeah stop go away go away it's okay clara they're gone now
15:35do you believe me of course i do lane i swear i'll never turn my back on you like how
15:41sunflower
15:42will never turn away from the sunshine forever forever and ever
15:50elaine elaine elaine elaine
15:59elaine i'll never steal here
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16:49Hey Clara, when are you going to be back? I can't do this for much longer. He's just
16:54too hot to resist. And not only that, he's been my crush for so long.
16:58Do you like him? Yeah, he's fine. Well good thing I don't like him at all, so go for it.
17:05Dr. Herdy, your patient's here. Thank you. I gotta go. Your surgical wound is healing
17:12nicely. Just continue to rest and you'll be fine.
17:17Well Doc, can we have sex anytime soon? You can't just ask that. It's embarrassing.
17:24What's the big deal? I'm your wife and I care about that. Yeah, but can't you ask in like a
17:27more polite way?
17:28All right. Dr. Herdy, when can we have sexual intercourse, or make love, or become one?
17:39I'm sorry to say, but not just yet.
17:43I see. I can't believe you.
17:50That's a great excuse.
18:05Oh, uh, careful. I pulled my surgical wound today and the doctors had it fix me and told me to
18:10rest, so it's still a no-go.
18:12You had surgery? Yeah. About two weeks ago.
18:26Where'd you get your report? This looks super legit.
18:30What are you insinuating? That is a real doctor's report. Why do you keep thinking I'm lying?
18:36This is a report for your surgery.
18:39You sure about it? Mm-hmm.
18:44When exactly did you grow a prostate?
18:53When exactly did you grow a prostate?
18:56Shit. I packed the wrong report.
18:59I can't wait to hear how you're going to explain this.
19:02I did have surgery, okay? I had an appendectomy.
19:06If you say so. Let me see the wound.
19:10What?
19:11It's probably...
19:11Hey, what? You're going to pull the wound again.
19:15Let me see it.
19:37See, I told you I wasn't lying.
19:40I'm... I'm sorry.
19:44I must have just gotten the reports mixed up.
19:47You sure it's not like a sticker or a tattoo?
19:49Ow!
19:51I got the sticker from a friend in the plastic surgery department.
19:54It cost me $100, for God's sake.
19:59I'm your wife. And I love you.
20:02But it hurts that you don't believe me.
20:18Time to wake up, my missus.
20:26Hey.
20:27Miles, we can't be intimate right now. The doctor said...
20:31No, no, no, no. It's not about that.
20:34No, I, um, wanted to wake you up and...
20:36Get ready, because my grandma invited us to go celebrate Jesse's return from England.
20:42So, we're going to lunch.
20:45What? Lunch with Grandma and Jesse?
20:52Miles, you stayed this arranged marriage with Elaine. Now he's changed all of a sudden.
20:58It's weird, Grandma.
21:00Well, Jesse, it happens. My husband and I were arranged too. And once we married, we fell in love.
21:09This is different. It's a scheme. I'll show you when they get here. They're proof.
21:16You've got to stop watching the soap operas.
21:37You don't have to be nervous. My grandma's nice.
21:42Elaine says they've never met. It should be fine.
21:53I'm not joking. I have proof.
21:59Oh, what were you proving?
22:02Hi, Grandma. This is Elaine, my wife.
22:07Elaine, Grandma Joyce.
22:09Joyce, I'm so happy to meet you.
22:12So lovely to meet you, too.
22:15Let's have lunch.
22:25This is my seat.
22:31I'm sorry. I thought this was a family gathering. Why is a stranger here?
22:36My family has been friends with the Kiplings for decades. How dare you call me a stranger? And how dare
22:44you sit beside Milesy when you're not even Elaine Kipling?
22:53How dare you sit beside Milesy when you're not even Elaine Kipling?
23:07That's just absurd.
23:09What? I'll show you the proof.
23:13Here is a picture from the engagement party. Elaine Priestly doesn't have a birthmark on her neck. She does.
23:24Birthmark? What birthmark?
23:26Elaine made sure no photos from the engagement party were left behind. I bet she snatched it.
23:32Who are you? Why are you pretending to be Elaine Priestly and marry my Milesy?
23:38Well, can I have a look?
23:43Sure. But it's not a birthmark. It's actually a new tattoo that I got.
23:56She's lying! I can clearly tell the difference between a birthmark and a tattoo!
24:01Stop messing with my wife, Jessie.
24:04But I...
24:05No. No buts. If you do this again, I'll have to ask you to leave.
24:10Alright. She says it's a tattoo. Then it's a tattoo.
24:18Why aren't you sleeping together then?
24:22That's on, right?
24:25Clearly, she's hiding something.
24:27Wait, what's going on? Are the two of you not in love?
24:30Because if you're not, you could get a divorce.
24:34This is all just so ridiculous.
24:37Miles and I actually can't keep our hands to ourselves.
24:40We do it like every day.
24:44You okay?
24:45I'm fine.
24:51Impossible.
24:52I asked your housekeeper.
24:54They said you weren't intimate at all.
24:58Well, what could the housekeepers know?
25:01Nothing, because Miles sends them away so that we can have some privacy.
25:08She's just making up stories again.
25:10Tell me the truth, Miles.
25:12You've never lied to me.
25:16Grandma, we are... we're perfectly fine.
25:19See?
25:19There's nothing to be worried about.
25:23You're covering for her.
25:25Why?
25:27What, do you want to watch us do it? Just to be sure?
25:31He's covering up to save the marriage.
25:34He must really like Elaine.
25:37Enough of this nonsense.
25:39Let's have lunch in peace.
25:46Don't mind her.
25:48She's been a friend of the family for so long, we've definitely spoiled her too much.
25:58My Ayurveda practitioner recommended this liquor.
26:02He said it's good for young people's health.
26:05You know what I mean.
26:10Um, I don't think that'll be necessary, Grandma.
26:14Sounds a little anti-science, Joyce.
26:17Miles, if it's true what Elaine said, I think you need this.
26:22Dr. Gupta says it supplements the soul's energy and heats up the blood.
26:28Are you sure it's not just purely an aphrodisiac?
26:32I'm not really struggling in the energy department, Grandma.
26:36In fact, um, I'm in more need of demand than supply.
26:44What? What do you mean? Was Elaine lying?
26:50Ugh, I just can't live once, you know.
26:57Cheers to a wonderful night.
27:05Ah, great. This is gonna be a wonderful night.
27:12Okay. Let's get you to bed.
27:16Okay. Let's get you nice and cozy.
27:22All right, have a good night.
27:24Miles.
27:27Miles, I've liked you for a long time.
27:30I know.
27:32Get some rest, okay?
27:35We don't go, I wanna hug.
27:42Um, I really should be going.
27:48You smell so good.
27:51Um, thank you.
27:54Um, I should be going before this gets messy.
28:12What is this?
28:16Miles.
28:17What is this?
28:17I can explain.
28:18What is this?
28:19Miles, just...
28:20You lied to me!
28:22Didn't you?
28:24I hate when people lie to me.
28:27You know what? You drive me crazy!
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