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Neighborhood Watch 2026 - Season 1 Episode 5 - It Could’Ve Been Worse
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00:01Camera now recording.
00:07Mommy! They're following me!
00:19Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:23Your house is a camera.
00:26At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:52you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:59It was definitely a smooth moment.
01:05Until it wasn't.
01:07Come join.
01:15The Neighborhood Watch.
01:18You are currently being recorded.
01:27You okay down there?
01:29Yeah.
01:34You still going to tell me how you didn't drink anything at the restaurant?
01:37A margarita, that's it.
01:39You did a margarita.
01:41Nice try.
01:47Here are two keys for them.
01:49I can get them.
01:50I'm just asking.
01:51You don't have to go get it.
01:53I can do it.
01:54What do they grow me?
01:55I can do it.
01:57Or not.
02:00This couple is relaxing by their pool.
02:22A couple sees their relative arrive at the door.
02:26What are you doing?
02:30Kurt.
02:48Hey, we can see you.
02:50What?
02:52We can see you.
02:55What?
02:56What?
02:58Do you see that camera on the door?
03:01Oh.
03:02Oh.
03:03Yes.
03:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:34A husband attempts a romantic gesture for Mother's Day.
03:41Managing six kids is definitely busy, yet pretty tired by the end of the day.
03:48I cannot watch movies anymore without falling asleep if I'm on the couch after a long day.
03:55I am not a happy person if you wake me up.
03:57Yeah, I was wanting to avoid a cranky situation of waking her up.
04:02And plus, I'd just been to the gym, so I felt like, oh, I feel pretty strong right now.
04:06So maybe I can just lift her up.
04:07You know, it could have been that it was Mother's Day.
04:09I was trying to be romantic the next day.
04:11I was trying to be sweet.
04:12She's the queen of the house, so I'm going to carry my queen to bed.
04:18Wow.
04:22It was definitely a smooth moment until it wasn't.
04:33I felt pretty good about myself walking with her until I got around the corner of the couch and it
04:40caught my shin.
04:42Was I light? I didn't...
04:44No, you weren't light. What?
04:45Was I?
04:46Yeah.
04:46I mean, I was pretty light, right?
04:49I mean, come on.
04:50Very light.
04:53It looks terrible on the video, right?
04:56I mean, I'm shocked that I'm not more hurt.
04:58I was okay.
04:59I mean, I was sleeping.
05:00Maybe that helped.
05:01I just was more relaxed in my body.
05:04I don't know.
05:09This never happens.
05:10He never carries me.
05:11So that was sweet.
05:14So I couldn't be too mad.
05:16I was pretty like, what are you doing?
05:18But I didn't yell at you.
05:18So that is actually how sweet I am.
05:25I got something good out of it.
05:27I got to stay in bed the next day and just relax because he felt so bad about it.
05:32I'll probably go out and attempt it again.
05:34And I don't fall asleep on the couch as much anymore.
05:36So, I mean, I'm not taking that risk either.
05:44These two are coming home drunk.
05:49Walk in.
05:50Walk in.
05:50Walk in.
05:51Walk in.
05:53Oh, I fucking hate myself.
05:55What the ?
05:57Walk in.
05:58Walk in.
05:59Walk in.
05:59Walk in.
05:59Walk in.
06:02Walk for the rain.
06:04No.
06:08Keep it up.
06:13This couple in Texas are rehearsing their wedding dance.
06:17I don't feel like that.
06:18You have a practice the dip.
06:19Practice the dip.
06:22Ow!
06:24Ow!
06:31This guy is here to celebrate his girlfriend's 23rd birthday
07:03A routine afternoon turns into a harrowing event for this couple
07:08Oh, this is bad
07:10Oh, this looks very nice
07:24Honey, that is so dangerous
07:26Oh my gosh
07:31Am I out?
07:34I have a wife
07:35I have a wife
07:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry
07:40Oh, s***
07:42I'm there
07:48Oh, you okay?
07:54Snow has just fallen in Washington State
07:59I'm Donna Durham
08:00And I'm Robert Durham
08:02And these are our three dogs
08:03Macy May, Hosmer, and Piper
08:07It was a few days before Christmas
08:12And we were both off work
08:14I was making my Irish cream
08:15And Bob was taking the dogs out
08:19There was a light, misty rain
08:21And everything had turned to ice
08:24And that's when the chaos started
08:29No, no, no, let me get you here
08:31Oh, smart, Macy
08:32Oh, s***
08:37Oh, s***
08:39Oh, s***
08:45And I immediately went into panic mode
08:48Trying to figure out how I was going to rescue them
08:50Hang on, buddy
08:52Oh, my God
08:53Hang on, Piper, wait
08:54Wait
08:55I've actually done some repelling in my younger days
08:58So I knew how to tie a bowline
09:00And I found a piece of twine
09:01And I just MacGyvered down there
09:07Oh, s***
09:08Oh, my s***
09:13Yeah, he's coming, Piper
09:14As soon as he got Piper in between his legs
09:17And started pulling himself back up
09:20I could see that she was starting to wander
09:23Hang on, Piper
09:24I just needed to get to her
09:26And I took a couple steps
09:30Oh, my gosh
09:31Oh, s***
09:34Come on, are you okay?
09:35Yeah, Piper
09:36Piper, no, wait
09:37Piper, get over here
09:39Piper, stay
09:40I was laying on my back thinking
09:43I am in my bathrobe
09:45And I need to get back in the house
09:49I call it my crawl of shame
09:52Oh, my God
09:53Millions of people have seen me in my bathrobe
09:57Hey, Bob
09:59I did hear my neighbor start to yell
10:01Hey, Bob, are you okay over there?
10:03Do you need help?
10:04At that point, I was more embarrassed
10:05And I'm like, oh, no, I got it
10:07I'm good over here
10:09Good girl
10:10I'm going in for an opera
10:13F*** it
10:14Hosmer is our scared little boy
10:16Oh, this is f***ing cold
10:18Wait, buddy, wait right there
10:19It took him a long time to go outside after that
10:22Good boy
10:24And Macy
10:26Somehow she stopped herself
10:27In the slide
10:29And made it right back up
10:32Okay
10:35Oh, my God
10:35My ass is frozen
10:38It was two days before Christmas
10:40And we survived a near disaster
10:44The dogs got lots of love and treats
10:47And I think they would do it all over again
10:50Just for that
10:56A family returns from a visit with Grandma and Grandpa
10:59Okay
11:00Come on, let's go
11:01Is it an apple?
11:03I got it
11:03If you want your apple, you got to come inside
11:05Oh, did you
11:06What is that?
11:08When are you farting?
11:09Yep
11:09Did you fart?
11:10Yep
11:11And then let me walk right into it?
11:12I didn't know that it was going to be bad
11:17Bye
11:17Oh, yeah, that was bad
11:18Sorry
11:19Bye
11:20Bye
11:21Come on
11:22I need a girl in this house
11:24Sorry
11:24I need another girl in this house
11:27There's a girl
11:32There's a girl
11:33Bye, don't fall
11:34No, I'm not sure I'm so falling
11:36You can tell what you're doing?
11:38I think so
11:44Ah!
11:45Ah!
11:46Ah!
11:51There's no way that just happened
11:53Oh, Lord
11:55Please get that on ring
11:58Please tell me that's on ring
12:01Camera now recording
12:04A man is playing with his VR headset
12:20A husband and wife are planning a peaceful drive
12:38This husband and wife have an unexpected visitor
12:42Careful, Lindsay
12:43I'll be here
12:44Oh, God damn it!
13:00Don't fall
13:04Oh!
13:05Oh, f***
13:10You've been very drunk the last hour
13:12Me or you?
13:15You
13:16You
13:22This couple has discovered an unwelcome visitor in their backyard.
13:27Be careful, Anthony.
13:30We had a 4th of July celebration at the house.
13:34And I had asked Anthony to pick up the water slide a couple times.
13:37I flipped it over and I see the snake come out.
13:41I was like, I need a shovel so I can hold this snake down because I'm not Steve Irwin.
13:46I'm not going to just grab a stick.
13:47I hope that it holds it there.
13:51I'm just terrified of any kind of reptile, so I don't want to get close to it.
14:00Well, I think at the beginning I was scared for myself because I just saw it come in my way.
14:05I'm like, oh my God, it's coming. It's coming towards me.
14:15But then when I saw that Mocha was getting close to it, that was terrifying.
14:21My dog starts trying to lick it.
14:23Mocha, Mocha, Mocha, Mocha!
14:25Mocha will chase anything.
14:27Anything.
14:28Cars.
14:29She's not scared.
14:30People.
14:31Children on bikes.
14:32Mocha, Mocha, Mocha!
14:34I'm trying to get Mocha, but I'm so terrified of the snake that I physically can't get myself to catch
14:41the dog.
14:42Her reaction definitely went beyond what I was expecting.
14:46Freaking out and hiking her shorts up like it's an old cartoon movie and a mouse had just ran in.
14:52Like, what are you doing?
14:54I didn't realize I was jumping, and I definitely didn't realize I was pulling out my pants.
14:58Mocha!
14:59In my mind, I was getting closer than what I was to the dog when I was trying to catch
15:04it, but my fear got the best of me.
15:08Mocha! I can't! I can't!
15:11Mocha, get away!
15:13I can't!
15:14After everything was resolved and Mocha was out of the way, the snake just got moved.
15:18It's a garden snake, so...
15:20He was a hero.
15:21The hero.
15:23Yeah.
15:24All a day's work.
15:30A woman plays ball with her dog.
15:34A woman plays ball with her dog.
15:37Ha!
15:38Ha!
15:41Ha!
15:45Ha!
15:47Ha!
16:10In Florida, a woman is unaware her husband has added an inflatable alligator to their pool.
16:33A woman's stocking cabinets accidentally bumps a toaster oven.
16:46Like, wow!
16:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
16:56Ranger!
17:02Ranger!
17:03Ranger!
17:06Ranger!
17:07Now that you're pretty awesome, I'll take that off!
17:10Are you okay?
17:11This woman has a surprise Valentine's gift for her husband.
17:16Hi, Lou.
17:33This husband's prank won't go as planned.
17:48A freezing rain has fallen in Indiana.
18:07I can't believe you took me out!
18:14Oh, s***!
18:15Karen!
18:17Karen!
18:18Come here!
18:20Oh, my plan, cop.
18:23I can't get it up.
18:25It fell on me.
18:28A man decides it will be fun to scare his wife.
18:37This husband is also planning a practical joke.
18:42Go walk.
18:45Go walk.
18:46Walk in the yard.
18:49Go walk.
18:51Go walk.
18:52Go walk.
18:55Go walk.
18:56That didn't work, did it?
18:57No, it didn't.
19:00This man's wife told him there are hot dogs in the freezer.
19:32I don't think I'm going to see you.
19:36A woman terrified of frogs has just seen one on her porch.
19:40Oh, no!
19:42Oh, no!
19:44Oh, my God!
19:46That mother !
19:48What's wrong?
19:50What's wrong?
19:52Get in the house!
19:56A woman needs her husband's help to pull out a weed.
20:00Yeah, it's not strong enough.
20:04Oh, my God!
20:05Oh, my God!
20:06Are you okay?
20:15I hate you!
20:19A man spots an opportunity to scare his girlfriend.
20:32You're a f***ing asshole.
20:34I say f***ing in Dubai.
20:36You did good because you made it out of my food.
20:44This man doesn't realize he's left his car in gear.
20:48Oh, my God!
20:49You did good!
20:50No.
20:50No.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:08No.
21:08I hate you.
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