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Dinosaur - Season 2 Episode 1
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00:00I'm engaged.
00:01To who?
00:02Ninesh.
00:02Who?
00:03You've only known this man for six weeks.
00:05You invited Mad Amber?
00:07Yes.
00:08People have this image of scientist as antisocial.
00:10A bit autistic.
00:11But I am.
00:12You're autistic.
00:13I'm pretty sure Declan is too.
00:15There's a new coffee sheriff in town.
00:18Do you want to go with me to get a not hot beverage?
00:22Yeah.
00:22Oh, sorry.
00:25Dr. Catherine Dunn posted a vacancy online.
00:27It's getting the dinosaur gang hot under the collar.
00:29If you got it, would you go?
00:31You mean now?
00:32Kiss the bride?
00:33I'm guessing you got the post-doc then.
00:36I can see the dig.
00:37But I also want you.
00:40Nutsford.
00:41What?
00:42Slap bang in the middle of Glasgow in the Isle of Wight.
00:45Why don't we meet there?
00:46Nutsford.
00:47Nutsford.
00:47I'll miss you.
00:48I'll miss you too.
00:51Bye Nina.
00:52Bye Nina.
00:57And here we see the apex predator approaching her prey.
01:03She stalks slowly.
01:06One wrong movement and it could all be over.
01:12After months in the wild, she's learned how to survive.
01:17Die!
01:18Ha ha!
01:19Do you think I'm getting better at the accent?
01:20Oh, yeah.
01:21It's getting there.
01:22Needs more gravitas, less gravel.
01:26Oh, I get it.
01:27You guys are doing David Attenborough.
01:29Let me try.
01:30I'm David Attenborough and I keep getting unhinged fan mail from angry Scottish.
01:35I don't send David Attenborough fan mail anymore.
01:38Hi, Clay.
01:39You're looking even more rugged than last month's video call.
01:42Thanks, buddy.
01:43I've been working on my core.
01:44Dig life!
01:45Well, that's...
01:46That's great.
01:47You should spend less time on your core and more time on your David Attenborough impersonation.
01:51It's shite.
01:52What?
01:52Would you tell her to stop bullying me?
01:54Ha ha!
01:56Can't believe I'll see you in person at the end this week.
01:58And with no one else there.
02:00You guys talking about me?
02:01Oh, go away, American Horror Story.
02:03How did I convince you to meet me in Nutsford on your way back to Scotland?
02:07I was easily swayed.
02:09You were nice.
02:10I still maintain it is highly illogical.
02:13Oh, it is.
02:13It is.
02:14I just think...
02:15No dust.
02:16No bugs.
02:17No interruptions from American scientists, bro.
02:22I'm still here.
02:23Scotland, come on.
02:24I don't mean to break this up, but we really gotta get going.
02:26If you're fast, I might let you drive Buggy Malone.
02:28You don't let me do anything.
02:30I need to go.
02:31Yeah.
02:31No.
02:32I can't wait to see...
02:34Hey!
02:35Put the biscotti down!
02:38It's all kicking off here, Nina.
02:40That guy's back.
02:41I'll see you soon.
02:42Hmm.
02:44My homeland.
03:08You're mouth breathing again.
03:10Come on, boning Myrtle.
03:12Bad vibes are ruining our final day out here.
03:14You know what?
03:15I might not give you your End of Expedition present now.
03:19You got me a present?
03:21Yeah.
03:22And I'm beginning to suspect you didn't get me an End of Expedition present.
03:27Those suspicions would be fondest.
03:28Those suspicions would be fondest.
03:30Hey.
03:30You ready?
03:31Mm-hmm.
03:32Whatcha!
03:34Is it all something to mark our final week together?
03:36It's from that article about us in the local paper.
03:38See?
03:39I look handsome.
03:40I already have a mug.
03:42Well, fine.
03:43I'll take it back.
03:44No!
03:45It's rude to take back presents.
03:47Bastard!
03:47Hey!
03:48I wasn't talking about you.
03:49I can't wait to meet the heathens who raised you.
03:51When do your family get here?
03:53Later on today.
03:54Though, I don't know what my dad's planning.
03:56Evie says he's got two guitars and an amp.
03:58Gee, you guys are like the Von Trapps.
04:00Well, we're nothing like the Von Trapp family.
04:02I mean, my sister has terrible taste in men,
04:05but she draws the line at banging a Nazi postman.
04:08Can I grab you, Dr MacArthur?
04:13If this is about what I was Googling on the work computer,
04:15I didn't know you could see that.
04:16Oh, please.
04:18No.
04:18No, we all have our little peccadillos.
04:21No, I've got some exciting news.
04:23We've secured funding from National Geographic to extend again,
04:26which is a real boon.
04:28That is a real boon.
04:29Congratulations.
04:32And I'd like for you to stay on.
04:35I know.
04:36I know you were all set to go home on Sunday.
04:38Because of the extension and the further commitment,
04:41we would be discussing having you listed as
04:45first author on the next paper.
04:49Higher billing?
04:50Yeah.
04:51How long are we talking?
04:53Um, six months.
04:55Maybe a year.
04:56A year?
04:57But I also know how dedicated you are.
05:01Not everyone wants to work through Christmas like we do, Nina.
05:04But we're grafters, aren't we?
05:06That's what they say about Nina.
05:07She's a grafter.
05:08Can I count you in?
05:10I can't think of a single reason why I can say no.
05:14So, I guess I'm saying yes.
05:17It's just like, you know, all that time,
05:19I spent listening to her talk about her Pomeranian, Jeff,
05:22and Dr Dunn still wanted you to stay and not me.
05:25Oh, Jeff's a dog.
05:26I thought that was her husband.
05:28Even after eight months of you being all like,
05:30Ooh, I cannae stand these wee bugs.
05:32Take me back to Bonnie, Glasgow.
05:34Glasgow?
05:35Yeah.
05:36I've heard it both ways.
05:37I'm gonna have to tell my family.
05:39I'm gonna have to phone Shane,
05:40and I hate phoning Shane,
05:41but he's expecting me back in the office next week.
05:43Oh, I don't know.
05:45Seeing as I'm a free ranger after this,
05:47maybe I'll give famous Shane a call,
05:49see what he's up to.
05:50Maybe we'll need cover.
05:52Well, life doesn't work like that, Clayton.
05:54Ayla!
05:55Ayla!
05:56Ayla fucking way!
05:57Brace yourself.
05:59Oh, Dr. Weeboop!
06:01It's the queen dangle herself!
06:04Island life, baby!
06:06Ooh, and who's this handsome big man, Nina?
06:08Is this a new friend?
06:10Family.
06:11This is my colleague, Clayton.
06:13He's from America,
06:14so please speak slowly and clearly.
06:17Ah, don't worry.
06:18I speak three languages,
06:19so I can pick up regional dialects pretty easily.
06:21All right, pal!
06:22How you doing?
06:23You've got teeth like champion the Wonder Horse, son.
06:26Check the size of your heat!
06:28I heard head and horse.
06:30Is this some kind of a mafia initiation?
06:32I'm only kidding, pal.
06:33The Godfather, what a film.
06:35Big Marlin brand, huh?
06:37Oh, Weebof hasn't put you through the ringer, has she?
06:39Ah, well, it's not been easy.
06:40She did, uh, let me touch her favourite pen last week.
06:44I wasn't allowed to use it, but, you know, big step for us, eh, Nina?
06:49You weren't lying about the guitars.
06:50Oh, don't get them started.
06:51It was the long, hot summer of 87.
06:55Promise was in the air.
06:57Wet, wet, wet, we're playing on the Isle of Wight.
06:59I didn't know it then.
07:00But my life was about to change.
07:02Forever.
07:03Mum and Dad met because they travelled all the way to the Isle of Wight
07:06to see a band that played down the road in Glasgow.
07:08Her eyes locked over angel eyes.
07:10And by a sweet little mystery, I was in his tent pulling down...
07:13Mum!
07:13Here we are once more searching for that sacred spot
07:16where we might have made your brother.
07:17Oh, I get mixed up with the dates.
07:19And we're also here to retrieve Nina.
07:21Well, I mean, I have a bunch of follow-up questions.
07:24Happy to give you the uncensored version, amigo.
07:26Why don't you tell that lovely story on the way to the pub?
07:29Yeah, we'll catch up.
07:30To the pub?
07:31Come on then.
07:32I've missed you.
07:33I've missed traditional plumbing.
07:35And you.
07:38So, did Clayton show you his favourite pen?
07:41Shut up.
07:46This is my caravan.
07:50It smells like you.
07:53Okay, tell me everything.
07:55How's the end of the dick been?
07:57How's Lee?
07:59Do you miss him?
08:00Has he been in touch?
08:01Are you buzzing to see him?
08:02The end of the collection expedition has been good.
08:04Lee is fine, I think.
08:06And I was...
08:06What's that?
08:07It's a mug.
08:09Clayton bought me it.
08:10For a laugh.
08:11No, man.
08:12Gives a woman a novelty mug.
08:13Unless he wants a ride.
08:14Is that a Chinese proverb baby?
08:16Two suitors on the go, look at you.
08:18It's not like that.
08:20I need to tell you something.
08:22Weighted blanket?
08:24Weighted blanket.
08:29Okay, go.
08:30Dr Dunn's just told me that they're going to extend the dig for at least six more months
08:34and she's asked me to head the next stage and I said yes.
08:40Why aren't you saying anything?
08:44Well...
08:45That's good.
08:47Good, you're going for what you want.
08:50If that's what you want.
08:51It's a noble expedition and I'm proud to be a part of it.
08:54So you haven't been saying me songs about yearning for Scotland in the middle of the night?
09:02I said I wanted to be a serious paleontologist.
09:04And if I leave, that means I've failed.
09:06Kinda sounds like you're digging your heels in because it's what you think you should do.
09:09I appreciate the pun, Evie, but I don't do that.
09:12You literally watched all six seasons of Lost just to see it through.
09:15That's because I wanted to know why there was polar bears and then I just got stuck watching it out
09:18of morbid curiosity.
09:19Okay, but you're definitely not staying just to avoid taking the next step with Lee.
09:22No.
09:23I like Lee.
09:24I want to see where things go, but I can't put my whole career on hold for a man who
09:28I've been on one date with Evie.
09:30What would Gloria Steinem say?
09:32I will survive.
09:32That was Gloria Gaynor and you know that.
09:36I'm going to phone Lee and I'm going to tell him and he's going to understand, unlike you.
09:40What if he doesn't?
09:42Oh!
09:43Oh!
09:44God, you're...
09:45...peakishly strong!
09:47I've been doing puppy crosshirt with Renee.
09:49That's really cute.
09:50Thanks.
09:50Hello.
09:52Oh, wait.
09:53My shoes.
09:54Am I talking to your butt again, Nina?
09:56No.
09:57I phoned you on purpose.
09:58There was something that I needed to speak to you about.
10:02Oh, yeah?
10:04Dr Dunn says they're going to extend the expedition.
10:07Nina!
10:07And they've asked me to stay on and I said yes.
10:10Again?
10:13How long?
10:14Six months to a year.
10:16Nina!
10:17That's a long time.
10:19They're going to give me first author and that's really prestigious.
10:23Well, well done.
10:25Thanks.
10:27Maybe we could...
10:28Maybe we could meet in Nutsford in a couple of weeks.
10:31Erm, when everything's settled down.
10:34And I know you had all these plans and I was really excited.
10:38Yeah, it was never really about Nutsford for me.
10:40I know.
10:43The thing is, Nina, I'm...
10:46I'm serving all these customers but, erm...
10:50None of them are you.
10:52I was really looking forward to going on a date where my foot didn't get stuck in a toilet.
10:56Yeah, so is...
11:03I need to go.
11:05Okay.
11:13Mum and Dad are not going to be happy about this.
11:16We are so happy about this!
11:19Good for you, Neen Bean.
11:20Where's Clay?
11:21Your big American pup.
11:22You ran away after me and your ma tried to teach him the slosh.
11:25Have you seen the price of these pints?
11:26Oh, it costs more on the island because of the shipping.
11:29Our Nina.
11:30Superstar digger.
11:32I'm texting smug Sandra from the book club.
11:35Just to rub her face in it.
11:37Her daughter works in tech.
11:38Her daughter's a millionaire, ma.
11:39Could you come here and buy me a pint?
11:42Dad, don't you want Nina closer to home?
11:44Nina's a nomad now.
11:45Her home is where her wee brushes and bones are, isn't that right Bean?
11:48Yep.
11:48Remember, Evie, ours is not to question why.
11:51Maybe you should fucking question why.
11:53It didn't seem to bother you when you got engaged after six weeks.
11:55Oh, no.
11:57What about real housewives and takeaway Tuesdays
12:00and walking around all the wee dodgy parks
12:01in case we uncover a homicide?
12:02We can do that remotely.
12:03No, it's not the same.
12:04Yes, it is.
12:05It's not.
12:05Moni, no, it's not the same.
12:06Yes, it is.
12:07Stop bickering.
12:09Right.
12:09Let's capture this moment with a photo.
12:13Mark the moment.
12:16Right.
12:18I'm calling Rinesh.
12:19Need input from someone normal.
12:23My love, we built a fort.
12:25Look.
12:26It's wee.
12:27Peekaboo.
12:28Shouldn't you be at work?
12:29Taking a personal day in bonding with my brother-in-law.
12:31Oh, that construction is class, Nesh.
12:34Well, the secret is Curtain Rod's aid to reinforce the ceiling.
12:37The student has become the master.
12:39Is that normal, is it?
12:42Nesh.
12:42Well, hello there, Nina.
12:43Nina's not coming home with us.
12:45Dr Dunn wants her to stay.
12:46What?
12:48Oh.
12:49Oh, Nina, that's just...
12:51Rinesh, are you crying?
12:52Stop.
12:53No way.
12:54I'm just so happy for you.
12:55What with all the struggles you face with your autism.
12:57Ugh!
12:58Nesh.
12:59Do you think it's a huge mistake, Nina staying on a dick that she hates?
13:01Well, who am I to stand between Nina and her dreams?
13:03Aye, not!
13:04I'm not sure.
13:06Fawbag?
13:07Why haven't you a dirty weekend away in Utsford?
13:09Wasn't Mum and Dad going to drive you?
13:11Which is really weird, by the way.
13:12It wasn't a dirty weekend.
13:14It was a Sunday and a Monday and it wasn't...
13:16Is that my knickerchief?
13:17We've got to go, my honey blossom.
13:19I've got hot cocoa on the hob.
13:22When did they two become a couple?
13:24Listen, we'd better get an early night if we are going to relive the magic of 87 tomorrow.
13:29Mm-hmm.
13:30We're hiking to the sacred spot to get your ma wet, wet, wet.
13:38Three wits is a bit ambitious even for you.
13:40Bye, girls.
13:42Dad!
13:43You forgot your guitar.
13:46Nina, we need to talk about this.
13:48I don't want to talk about it.
13:49No, listen.
13:50There are seven paleontologist spots in Glasgow and you have one of them.
13:54They're only going to cover that for so long.
13:55You don't understand.
13:57Oh, what, cos I'm not some big go-getter career woman like you?
14:00That's not what I said and it's not what I meant.
14:02It's just you don't say no to Dr Dunn.
14:05I don't think it's as black and white as that.
14:07Tomorrow?
14:08Come with me to the site.
14:10It'll help me explain.
14:30What do you think?
14:33Yeah, whatever.
14:35There's like loads of rocks in the museum in Glasgow.
14:37Yeah, there are, but here we're on the front line of Discovery.
14:42We're some of the first people-
14:44They are so cute.
14:46Evie, those are a hundred and forty million years old.
14:50Please put it down.
14:51Everything we find helps fill in the picture of a world long forgotten and it makes everything worth it.
15:03Plus they let me drive a buggy.
15:05Why do you only tell me the bad stuff on the phone?
15:07I don't know, cos I really love complaining.
15:10You do love complaining.
15:11And you really love old rocks.
15:13Guilty as charged.
15:16Evie, if I'm going to do this, I need you to support me.
15:20Like, remember how I supported you during your unhinged engagement?
15:23You tried to sabotage my engagement at every turn.
15:29Hardly. Just a bit.
15:31And then I totally came round in the end.
15:37In the words of my favourite New Jersey housewife.
15:40Let me tell you something about my family.
15:43We're thick as thieves.
15:44And we protect each other.
15:46Till the end.
15:49Do you think I could sell these on my Etsy?
15:51Absolutely not.
15:52But I can take you for a ride on Buggy Malone.
15:55And then we can meet Mum and Dad later for dinner.
15:58Please.
15:58We can go for speed bumps.
15:59Oh my God.
16:00I know.
16:04Where are they?
16:06They were meant to be here hours ago.
16:09I knew we should have set clear boundaries with them.
16:11We should have got them chipped and tagged when I suggested it last year.
16:15Oh no.
16:24Oh, Officer.
16:26What appears to be the problem?
16:27We got complaints from a farmer.
16:29About drunk and disorderly behaviour.
16:31Nina, the policeman's Scottish!
16:33Nina, what a day we have had!
16:36Mum, this is serious.
16:37I am so sorry they've been so disruptive, Officer.
16:39You know, these are the same shots I had in 87.
16:42Surely they're a crime.
16:44Maybe you can give them a caution.
16:45If a man enjoying a summer's day and his jorks were a criminal offence, young lady,
16:49I'd be a bent copper.
16:51Ha!
16:51He's brilliant, isn't he, Nina?
16:52Brilliant.
16:53Right.
16:54Bed.
16:55Now.
16:56You've got a long drive tomorrow, sir.
16:58Dad, stop lunging.
16:59Your bing bongs are going to pop out and I work on this island.
17:04He's forgot his guitar.
17:14Never again, I swear.
17:16I feel grim.
17:17Bela Lugosi's arsehole.
17:19Well, well, well…
17:21Look who it isn't.
17:24Bye, Beanie.
17:25Bye, Mum!
17:26Bye, Dad!
17:28Bye, Evie.
17:29I'm Nina.
17:31I hope you find the good bones.
17:33Thank you, sister.
17:34Bye, Mum.
17:40I bet you wish you first met in Glasgow!
17:43Just drive, man!
17:47I'll see you in six, man!
17:52I'm only a seven-hour drive on a ferry ride away.
18:03Package for you, Nina.
18:17Here's some things I pulled together from your favourite place.
18:20See you in Nutsford.
18:21Lee.
18:22Kiss.
18:35It could be anyone.
18:38When you turn out the light.
18:43Man, I could've been someone.
18:49Man, I could've been someone.
18:57Man, I could've been someone.
19:00Man, I could've been someone.
19:11Hello?
19:12Hi.
19:13Lee.
19:14It's me.
19:15It's Nina.
19:17I've made a mistake.
19:19I thought that if I didn't stay here, then I'd be failing, but I've realised that if I don't
19:24do what I really want, then that's failing.
19:27What do you really want?
19:31I want to come home.
19:34I can still make it to Nutsford by five if I catch up with my family.
19:37Do you think you'll be able to still get your train?
19:39Wait.
19:40Are you sure this time?
19:42Yeah, I'm sure.
19:45What made you change your mind?
19:48Your package.
19:51Really?
19:53You ain't seen nothing yet.
19:58That drawing you did?
19:59Oh, yeah, the doodle.
20:03Ninasaurus.
20:04I really liked it.
20:05I just want you to see what I see.
20:10You have no idea how difficult it was to get your colleagues to send half-normal things.
20:14Declan said that you'd like the smell of the dirt.
20:17I do like that smell.
20:19Anyway, I was sitting in that sausage roll about four weeks ago, so if you eat it, you
20:22might die.
20:23Right.
20:24The race is on!
20:28Hey, hey.
20:34Pretty sure that's Scottish firm going through something.
20:36You okay?
20:37I've decided that I'm going to go home, and I need to get it to my parents before they
20:41get on the ferry, and they're not picking up their fucking phones because they're probably
20:45having a sing-along.
20:46You were going to go home without saying goodbye?
20:47I wrote you a note.
20:51Wow.
20:51So, moving and heartfelt.
20:53What do you want?
20:54An essay?
20:55It was a last minute change of heart.
20:56Yeah, yeah, I know.
20:57Just giving me whiplash is all.
20:58I understand.
20:59I just told Dr. Dunn, and I really need to go home, so unless you can use that big American
21:03head to help me solve this problem.
21:04Okay, okay, okay, okay.
21:08Um...
21:10I got it.
21:17Let's go.
21:18Time is of the essence.
21:21Wait, Mustafa!
21:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:23I'll get your...
21:24Okay.
21:25Just keep...
21:26Keep going.
21:33Oh my gosh.
21:34We should totally document this from my socials.
21:36You take a photo.
21:36I knew Bogey Malone wouldn't be able to catch up with mum and dad's Volvo.
21:40What was I thinking?
21:40What were you thinking?
21:42Just...
21:42Nina.
21:43This plan is crazy enough that it just might work.
21:47What's that noise?
21:48Huh?
21:49What's that noise?
21:50I know.
21:51Ah!
21:52Bogey Malone is dying!
21:54Oh, if I only knew how to do.
22:01Save your river.
22:05Oh, if I only knew how to do.
22:10Save your river.
22:17Oh, if I only knew how to do.
22:19You've changed.
22:19Maybe...
22:20The universe has another plan for you.
22:33Selfie.
22:37Yeah, it's hot.
22:44They're gonna find my bones in 140 million years on this island.
22:49All weathered and chipped.
22:51What's that noise?
22:54Sounds like a party.
22:58Oh, alright, big man.
22:59Hey, folks.
23:00What are yous doing here?
23:02And how...
23:02How are you so far behind us?
23:04Mum kept stopping to Boge.
23:06It's your dad's driving.
23:07And what are you doing here?
23:09I changed my mind.
23:10I want to come home.
23:11Yes!
23:12Well, get in!
23:15Hey, she did us proud until she didn't.
23:17Maybe one day I'll drive her up to Glasgow.
23:19It's Glasgow.
23:21We're both ways.
23:22Of course you have.
23:29And?
23:29What?
23:30I was right.
23:32Fine.
23:33Fine.
23:33Fine.
23:33You were right.
23:34I was wrong.
23:36I was digging my heels in.
23:37I didn't like the island.
23:38I wanted to come home.
23:40Yada, yada, yada.
23:41Blah, blah, blah.
23:42Et cetera, et cetera.
23:43None of that matters because I have to be at Knotsford for five.
23:46Hurry up, Dad!
23:47Right?
23:52Do you need a lift into town?
23:54Ah, no can do.
23:55Captain always goes down with his ship.
23:57Don't worry.
23:57I'll get her fixed up.
23:58Okay, bye.
23:59Bye, Nina.
24:10He's a lovely big fella.
24:22Are you ready?
24:23I'm shitting myself.
24:25Literally.
24:26No!
24:30Why are you meeting in a park?
24:32Because, Evie, that bench right there has the exact middle point between Glasgow and the Isla White.
24:40When he said he wanted to do the whole meet-in-the-middle thing, I thought,
24:43why not be really accurate, like, to the meter because precision is so hot.
24:50We'll wait till he gets here.
24:52Yeah, in case he's catfished you.
24:54He's not catfished me, Dad. I've met him.
24:56Ah, you never know with AI.
25:01Okay.
25:03Wish me luck.
25:04Good luck.
25:05And don't let them come over.
25:06No.
25:20Nah, my heart.
25:32You aren't too far apart.
25:38That's always taken to not only dogs with you.
25:39Mrs. Dinkumpp smashed me.
25:40Where is he?
25:46So what was the vibe between you and Leeds Day?
25:49It was fine. I don't know the standard unit measurement of vibage, but I think it was fine.
25:54Do you want me to check your phone?
25:56Yes, please.
26:01Maybe it's because you've sent him a picture of you and your work husband all cosied up?
26:05We're not cosied up with anybody. There was limited space in Buggy Malone and he's not my work husband.
26:10He's not my husband of any sort because we haven't signed any official documents.
26:14So, huh?
26:15Kind of looks like you're up to something.
26:17It's getting late, weep off. The M6 will be chocker.
26:21Count that the road, Bean. Yeah.
26:24Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
26:30Stop everything.
26:30Listen, is this the hangover talking?
26:35Or is that Tommy from Wet, Wet, Wet?
26:39Nah, it's just your hangover, love.
26:41No!
26:42No, no, no.
26:46You're amazing.
27:01This is the hangover.
27:04This is the hangover, we can all be having fun.
27:06I'll never do this for you.
27:06The hangover, we can all be looking for you.
27:06To get off.
27:08To get off.
27:09To get off.
27:09To get off.
27:10To get off.
27:10I've given you
27:12I'm still in the
27:15And right now
27:17There's no stuff left behind
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