00:01Excuse me, buddy. Hello.
00:04What do you think you're doing?
00:06Yeah, go on.
00:06Well, you've got a Chinese car, haven't you?
00:10Yeah, I do.
00:11Build your dreams, yeah.
00:12Chinese car. I've heard all sorts of things about these.
00:16What do you mean?
00:17I live around a corner there, but I've heard they can listen to things.
00:21What do you mean? Who?
00:21The car listens to things.
00:23Who?
00:24Well, listens to what's going on around them,
00:26especially inside the car.
00:28Who listens?
00:28The Chinese do.
00:29The Chinese are listening to you.
00:31The Chinese government are listening from these cars.
00:35GCHQ people are not allowed to drive those cars.
00:38GCHQ? I didn't even know what that means.
00:40Nor do I, but I can't remember.
00:44It's hilarious, really.
00:45Yeah, so it's a government spy agency.
00:49Okay.
00:50And they've said they're not allowed to talk in the cars
00:53because the Chinese might be listening to what they're saying.
00:56Okay, well, luckily mate, I don't work for the government, so it's a...
01:01I'm okay.
01:02Yeah, but I might do.
01:04Okay.
01:05I know you don't know that I don't work for the government.
01:07Okay, but you live all the way around the corner,
01:09so why don't you go all the way back to the corner,
01:10and then, like, it won't be listening to you.
01:12Well, because I'm worried about that car.
01:14He might be listening to this conversation we're having in now.
01:16Okay, so?
01:19I don't think they are.
01:21I don't...
01:21You don't know that they are.
01:22Okay, okay, but even if they are, like, it doesn't really matter.
01:26Like, there's nothing really...
01:28anything in my life which I'm really scared about the Chinese listening to.
01:33But you don't know that.
01:34I don't know what.
01:35There might be little things you're doing, unknown to you,
01:39but giving the Chinese government food for thought about invading us.
01:44Mate, I don't...
01:45Or hacking your phone, for a start.
01:47Mate, I don't...
01:48Because that's a Chinese phone, I bet, as well.
01:50No, no, no, no.
01:50It's made in China.
01:51It's an iPhone, mate.
01:52Well, yeah, but it's made in China.
01:54Okay.
01:54In a sweatshop, actually, but...
01:56Okay, and what kind of phone do you have?
01:58What sort of phone?
01:59I've got this one, an Android one.
02:00Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Chinese as well, buddy.
02:02No, it's not.
02:03It's a special edition, British one.
02:05It's made in Britain.
02:05It's British.
02:06It says it here.
02:08It says it here.
02:08Made in Britain.
02:10With a kite mark.
02:12It's made in Britain.
02:13Mate, mate.
02:14I don't think the UK has ever actually made a phone.
02:16It has.
02:17This one.
02:19It's a special one.
02:20It's a special one.
02:21Mate, I think you're a special one, buddy.
02:22Yeah, I know.
02:24But...
02:24This is a special phone, which I can take pictures of.
02:27Okay.
02:28And I can send it off.
02:29I'm pretty sure any phone you can take pictures from nowadays, mate.
02:32Yeah, but these are special pictures because they're special pictures of your car.
02:37Okay.
02:37With a listening device in it.
02:39So...
02:39There's a light flashing in your car.
02:42Most cars have flashing lights, mate.
02:44Well, I've never seen one before.
02:45Well, like...
02:45Look, look, my...
02:46This has got a special little light in it.
02:48My wife's got a BMW here.
02:50I'm pretty sure there's a flashing light there as well.
02:52I think it's the alarm.
02:53No.
02:54Not like that one.
02:55That one's got a special light in it.
02:57It keeps going different colours.
02:59So?
03:00So...
03:00If...
03:01When I was coming over here when you were talking, it was flashing different colours.
03:04Yeah, but...
03:05Yeah, because that's the alarm.
03:06Look...
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