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00:00I
00:35oh dear you're branded
00:41now everyone will know you're mine
00:52hiya you journaling
00:54ah journaling oh i i had the most uh wonderful evening with the most supergirl
00:59last night what a hoot well it is how do you say that because the girl had a super time
01:06too
01:08nah if you must know i'm doing a food order oh well do us a favor and get some more
01:12prawn cocktail
01:12crisp i go mad for him me which is actually weird because prawn cocktails usually make me vom big
01:18time nah it's um ingredients for the hot food duh but did you just do me i dared i definitely
01:26dared
01:27listen i'm going to my mate's party tonight in fallowfield a student thing um do you fancy
01:32tagging along students as in uni students come on we'll have a laugh they're not going to be like
01:38reading and that are they no what kind of party would that be well i don't know if you were
01:42some
01:42posh writer like the younger games woman for example you might think it race did a woman write the
01:46bonger games i know i'll be getting the vote next can you believe it parcel for driscoll oh cheers
01:52i need to get a picture oh for the parcel yeah that's mine cheers mate really really
02:02i wonder what he's been ordering personality
02:10oi will you get off there how'd you like it if i came around your gaff and
02:14lent against your dad's motor probably kick your head in i'll get george to kick your head in if
02:19you don't shift it come on yeah we need to get to school anyway yes you do hey what's that
02:25on his
02:25neck he's got a massive love bite on his neck i'll do one you ginormous pleb go on excuse me
02:30todd i don't really think we need to be squabbling with teenagers on the street when we've got
02:34important clients inside do we no george
02:45there's your word lads
02:48everywhere what
02:53oh great milk of two sugars and bacon putty with loads of brown sauce
02:58hey
02:59did i make you jump uh yeah you did a bit yeah i know you're dead busy because
03:03shona's with harper and all that and i just i want to do him a bit so yeah
03:07no no thank you does my sister not normally make you breakfast most mornings
03:13well uh she says she doesn't like bringing her work home with her so all right well as long as
03:18i'm sticking around you can rely on me to keep your strength up it's least i can do in it
03:21yeah
03:22i just i just don't want you you know think you're over stretching yourself that's all
03:27hey i did a lot of gymnastics as a kid stretches my middle name right well uh i'll see you
03:33later i'll see you
03:45first
03:45you want to take that off make it look like you're stopping i'll explain later but it's ridiculous
03:53hey i wonder what this meeting's about quite excited you know i imagine she just wants to
03:58thank us you know giving her mother such a special send-off right annie's just finishing off a call
04:03out there she's got a face on her like a bag of spanners what ever happened to seeing the beauty
04:07in someone hey no no no she looks like she's in a foul mood well you got that right annie
04:14hi
04:17well um i think we can crack on with this meeting no wonder you're grinning like the cheshire cat
04:24you must be laughing all the way to the bank sorry oh you will be by the time i finish
04:29with you
04:29i don't really my poor mother a kindly god-fearing woman and you manipulated her
04:35um took advantage of her in her last few days just to get your name in the will i did
04:40no such thing
04:41oh yeah well how come she's left you a fortune has she honey i can assure you that i pride
04:50myself on
04:50being professional right down to my fingertips oh yeah yeah yeah yeah and what you do with those
04:54fingertips say i'll tell you what you do you dip into old ladies handbags don't you oh look there's
04:59a fiver oh there's a 20. you'd have gone to the last supper you and nicked the plates
05:04she's outrageous my mother always used to say how lovely you were when me dad pegged it
05:12of course you were it's all part of your con artistry what and i know you're in on it too
05:18me oh yes
05:20organ grinder monkey to think well that makes me i know in scouse bird with big hair um i'm actually
05:29from the wirral so technically true and excuse me but i am not in on anything yes because there is
05:36nothing to be in on all right all right all right smashy and nicey no need to gang up on
05:42me
05:43we'll just have to get the law to sort it the law oh there's an echo sorry how much has
05:50she left him
05:51exactly do you wear contacts no oh must just be the pound signs reflecting in your eyes there's
06:01no talking to the best part of ten grand if you must know a life savings
06:08so i guess i'll see you in court
06:18megan megan hey i got you something can we meet later and we can keep your voice down
06:22oh sorry i'm just so excited about later come on girls stop going late get to class
06:29well if you hand your coursework in late then you're gonna have to deal with the consequences
06:32you know that i know that we all know that all right right
06:43you give new meaning to the word reckless it's cool though right just think of my job yeah
06:53well i'm replying to lost property emails today
06:56you know when i was at police training college i could only dream of days like this
07:00pop a little jane tennyson aren't you yeah minus the drink problem
07:06well i don't know about that
07:10oh well this looks nice
07:13yeah since i've had an open sandwich is that what we call it is it just ran out of bread
07:19i was obsessed with jane tennyson when i was growing up you know i bet you were obsessed with the
07:24actress more like mind you he doesn't love a bit of day melanie well i did end up doing her
07:30job i
07:30suppose oh yeah that dead famous episode of prime suspect where she gets put in charge of the lost
07:37property do you fancy wearing this open sandwich probably preferable to eat it yeah
07:42don't do back at waking 10 anyway oh i'll get it i don't know you do anything to avoid my
07:48food what is
07:49it with my food who me um you young lady oh hiya oh right yeah sauce for interrupting i'd offer
08:01you
08:01somebody's borderline minging all right no not really i need to speak to betsy quick all right bet are you
08:09okay um look i really need your help
08:41i'm gonna have to change it flaming stinks
08:45what's happened i'm sorry i've done something terrible you have to believe it was an accident
08:50oh i knocked it when i was cleaning i've oh it's all smashed i'm so sorry oh no don't worry
08:56i mean we can replace the frame i feel like i've jinxed your marriage or something what oh no
09:07don't be daft that was i was jinxed years ago really
09:14well i'm joking uh yeah it's fine you know it's it's just glass that's all
09:22school hello yeah speaking oh is she all right
09:32well shall i come down
09:37all right yeah okay yeah fine i'll i'll be there as soon as i can yeah all right cheers bye
09:44bye
09:44bye what's happened i don't know lily's crying at the school she won't say why right well let's get
09:52down there then quick oh no you don't have to call no no no no shona would want me there
09:57i'm not
09:57taking no for an answer and anyway look how good i am at cleaning oh on me top i have
10:03to change that
10:03you'll have to change it later come on come on let's go
10:09jar's not paying you enough sorry oh it's just you're in the reduced stuff that's all
10:16um frugal's my middle name although i have forgotten my wallet at the floor oh you can pay
10:23with your phone if you want yeah but um it's not working properly i'll thought back later do you want
10:29i'll entertain a minute uh the correct word is borrow and no i don't thank you i was only being
10:36nice please don't put yourself out of my account not as nice as whatever it was that give you that
10:41massive bruise on your neck though do you think you might be pregnant you shot your whinging little
10:46grid for once in your life hey you capable of that i don't know i'll tell you what sunshine no
10:52you
10:52know what i'll tell you there's only one wind you're here you keep your nose in your business
10:58and i'll keep my side of the street clean okay you might need a brush for that mate is everything
11:03all right with you two don't tempt me fella and some concealer for your finger i would take that brush
11:08and i'll crack it over your tatty hands back off mate what's going on
11:29you need to rein him in he's a liability mouth on him he's a kid he didn't sound much like
11:34a kid
11:35when he's asking me if i was pregnant what's he talking about mate it was a joke because he didn't
11:40have any money and i offered to lend him a tenner all he did was give me abuse same this
11:44morning
11:45you were leaning on the hearse leaning on the hearse i was just stubbed by it you little liar
11:51todd chill out you sound younger than him didn't offer to end the maternal well yeah he did see
11:57and you can't really take the moral high ground when you're walking around with a great big hickey
12:01on your neck like a lovesick school girl in future you got a problem with him yeah speak to me
12:05i'll sort
12:05it out instead of showing yourself up in the two for one aisle it's not two for one well it
12:11should be
12:15that big yeah yeah i mean i won't say it's a date of course it's the date and it better
12:21say
12:21did he say the word date though no he didn't well that don't do they and girls don't to be
12:25honest
12:26do you know what i'm having second thoughts about the whole thing but he likes you i mean you get
12:30the
12:30vibe that he likes well yeah we had a mint time at the bistro yesterday but look it's like he
12:37looks
12:37at me as a laugh like a mate you know and he's not long been out of a relationship with
12:41that annoying
12:42lawyer she's not annoying did he's dead nice but she's in singapore so it's not like you're treading
12:47on anybody's toes they asked her up right i don't think so and he's asked you to a party yeah
12:55it's
12:55one hundred percent a date i thought everything was sorted now i got you cup thingy it's not a cup
13:04thingy it's an agor ring get it right but it's not even that right listen
13:20when i was at school there was this one girl tiffany murgatroyd oh she was a right cow
13:27really had it in for me she did her and a gaggle of mates made my life hell nothing i
13:33said
13:34nothing i did nothing i wore was ever good enough for that gang of witches you get what i'm saying
13:40laws it's a bit like that at our place is it they all they just take the mic out of
13:47you why
13:49because i've got a fake because dad was too tired to buy me the real one i thought they were
13:53joking
13:53at first but they won't let it drop they're supposed to be my mates some mates they are right
14:02it's really sad that innit for me no not for you for them so what they've got some some stupid
14:12cup thing to drink some pathetic drink out of big deal do you know i bet they've not got
14:18a loving family like you do and that's well that's way more important than any
14:26stripey recycled metal rubbish in the world innit
14:33great thank you one hot chocolate please nina coming up so how are you feeling about tomorrow
14:42the restorative justice meeting yeah not bad actually not too bad just want to know why
14:47the guy left me for dead million dollar question hey sorry
14:55was everything okay between you and will driscoll earlier you didn't look very happy oh yeah yeah
15:02nothing i can't handle just typical teenage boy stuff coursework's late blah blah blah
15:10speaking of teenage boys three o'clock
15:17he's been acting really weird around me recently really he can't stand me
15:25really i offered to help him with the last bit of his coursework because i thought he was struggling
15:28but he didn't want to know he was quite off with me actually
15:35do you want me to have a word with him i think they're talking about you you know who was
15:41it who once
15:42said it's better to be talked about than not oscar wilde though actually you're paraphrasing yeah i
15:49know i just thought i'd uh rewrite it for him no i can cope with him how pathetic would that
15:56be
15:56running to my boyfriend every time a kid so much as gives me the evils
16:03you all right sir miss sam hi sam
16:13that all seemed perfectly civil to me performative
16:23hey
16:24hiya i got you this where have you been i've been going up my mind here you've heard what
16:30she said didn't you of course he did legal action i'm gonna have to engage a solicitor
16:36take some advice what that adam fellow he seems like a nice chap i could lose everything oh hey
16:42talk like that is banned she's just jealous because you were nicer to the old girl than she was
16:48and you're reaping the rewards yeah but i'm not interested in having her money don't look a gift horse
16:53up his what's it you can't help it if you're a very nice person and she's toxic and a certain
16:59mother has seen through it what do you think about it todd i won't how about the whole situation
17:07uh i can see both sides i guess sorry i need a mask
17:16you don't think this is too much for a student party do you oh you look amazing try and think
17:21of
17:21it as a party not a student party okay come on we'll be late for registration but but what do
17:29you mean
17:37you sing it leanne's on mine tonight i'm just gonna hang here for a bit if that's all right
17:41i've not made my mind up yet i'm on a bit of a roll okay sure cool
18:02was that my dad going out just then oh yeah yeah did you not hear him he did shout up
18:06no i had the
18:07music on what you watching oh just some wildlife rubbish glad i don't live on the serengetto
18:19hey i was thinking do you know what i did to them bullies that time yeah uh tiffany murgatroyd yeah
18:26that's the one they're having a pals well i've got the perfect way of dealing with people like that
18:31what do you do if your mates ever say anything vile to you ever again uh-huh smack them in
18:38the face
18:40show them who's boss and if that fails well try knocking the teeth out with your agra rain dupe
18:48you're hilarious
18:53life it's all about survival of the fittest
18:56life it's all about survival of the fittest
19:12come here
19:16good job guys you did great come here
19:25it shows you mark
19:28is it showing me
19:34just had a phone call
19:36off my friend gary
19:40i can explain i don't want an explanation i want to promise
19:43it was just so you won't show me up like that again okay i won't
19:48i don't want gary telling me to keep you under control
19:54at least we look weak
19:55on that day
19:57you know that i'll put up with any old rubbish
20:01right you and i both know what
20:05look it was jake all right he was taking the mick about
20:09about what this
20:14i didn't want any of this
20:22you're saying you don't want to have sex with me last night
20:29well no
20:34because it was consensual or ever got that wrong
20:39no
20:41yeah
20:42it was
20:45it was consensual
20:48good because
20:49what are you talking it makes me sound a bit you know
20:53no i'm not saying that
20:54all right is i mean
20:56what is this your twisted way of saying that you don't enjoy sex with me
20:59no i'm not saying that at all
21:01because i wouldn't believe you even if you did
21:04not judging by your responses
21:07come here
21:10come here
21:18love me in the eye
21:22tell me you love me
21:27i love you
21:30yeah
21:42so
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