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00:00I'm gonna go and ask Rex if I can have a job at the garage.
00:02No, I don't think so.
00:03So are you saying yeah?
00:04You will marry me?
00:07Yeah.
00:12You could have just said...
00:14Well, maybe I wanted an excuse to get close and personal.
00:16Do your parents know about this?
00:18Yeah, of course.
00:19All for it.
00:20Well then, in that case, Monday after school.
00:23What are you doing messing around with drugs?
00:25Don't be naive, mate.
00:26Do you think I make my money walking the beat?
00:28You're gonna help me and Prince.
00:29I'm gonna make life very difficult for the boat here.
00:58May I?
01:11May I?
01:23Warren Fox, you're under arrest for armed robbery.
01:28So what's the big surprise then?
01:35Oh!
01:36Got the new pizza wheels.
01:38What do you think, D?
01:47So?
01:49Where do I start?
01:51We said it after school.
01:52Is it teacher training day?
01:53Is it teacher training day?
02:04Hiya, Jane.
02:09Isn't one coming in today for your counseling session?
02:11Yep.
02:12Well, it better be.
02:21Robbery!
02:23I knew we're supposed to unrob today!
02:24Hot chocolate shop in the Outlet village.
02:26Thousands!
02:28Try and get out of that one!
02:29Yeah, well, I've been set up!
02:31You're gonna nick me in front of my own kids!
02:32Let's take him in.
02:33Hey, you know, I've just seen Warren get dragged into the back of a police car outside the McQueen's.
02:45For what?
02:46I heard something about him robbing a chocolate shop.
02:48Yeah, there was a police in the Outlet village who got knocked off.
02:51They've got a suspect, though.
02:53He had a bounty on his head.
02:56Um, I think you might need to get going soon, because Mizba's gonna be off night shift.
03:01Okay, I'll get this. I'll clear the way, and then I'll head to the kiosk.
03:04Hey! Fancy do you some flyer-in later?
03:06Okay, but Mizba doesn't know yet.
03:07If she finds out I've invested in this pizza business and she's not happy...
03:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. He'll be out.
03:14Hey, did you know it was International Pizza Day today?
03:17Oh, yeah.
03:18Really?
03:20And we should hit the socials.
03:22Two-for-one specials to celebrate!
03:23Now you're talking!
03:25Yes!
03:26Er, don't leave a boomer in charge of your social media.
03:29He'll have a cancel within a minute.
03:31That's true.
03:33Right, I'll leave you to it.
03:35I've got stuff to sort out before work.
03:37Yeah, see you later.
03:39You're quiet this morning. Didn't fancy any pizza for breakfast?
03:42No, not really.
03:44Is it Dad or Mizba?
03:46I know it's hard.
03:48No, it's me. It's me.
03:50I mean, obviously I'm happy for them with the pizza business and everything.
03:53But?
03:55I just feel like since I lost Robbie, then I've had nothing.
04:00And I've been plodding along and covering Dylan at the kiosk
04:03and getting wrecked on the weekends.
04:04Well, change your life, then.
04:06No-one's going to do it for you.
04:10So, after you've lubricated the gasket, you refill the engine with the correct amount of oil.
04:16Is that it?
04:18Well, there's a bit more, but the kettle's just boiled.
04:21Right, okay.
04:22So, er, your mum definitely knows you're here, yeah?
04:25Yeah, of course.
04:27Where are the bickies?
04:28Oh, er, left middle drawer.
04:30Great.
04:31You know, you can ask me any questions.
04:34I don't mind.
04:35Like what?
04:36Being trans, pronouns.
04:38I don't take offence, it's just whatever makes you comfortable, you know?
04:41Well, I don't need to ask you anything.
04:43And you shouldn't have to go out of your way to make other people feel comfortable.
04:46I'm used to it.
04:48Probably shouldn't care so much, but I just want an easy life, you know?
04:52Keep everything out in the open.
04:54Well, I mean, if you, er, if you graft and you make a decent copper, we won't have any problems, will we?
04:59Sounds good.
05:01So, have you always wanted to be a mechanic, or have you got any other hobbies?
05:05Like what?
05:07Dunno, like football or something.
05:10Well, I didn't really have that much of a normal childhood, if I'm honest.
05:14But, yeah, cars, yeah, I've always liked them since a young age.
05:19I remember this one lad in my foster home, he would, er, he was a mechanic, I think I fancied him.
05:24And he, he, he had all of these Hanes manuals in his bedroom, and I would nick them and read them by torchlight under the covers.
05:32What's a Hanes manual?
05:34There's so much to learn.
05:36Right.
05:37So, have you got any other interests, or just this?
05:41Why are you asking me all these questions?
05:43Well, Rex, Leah's coming back from the engagement party.
05:47Engagement party?
05:48Behave, we are having one. It's exciting, innit?
05:50I've just been on the phone to her, but she can only do the 23rd.
05:54Wait, are you two getting married?
05:56Shouldn't you be in school?
05:57Well, it's a teacher training day.
05:58And when you think about it, February is perfect.
06:00I know we just missed Valentine's, but it's the start of spring, it's the start of new beginnings.
06:05So, I'm going to speak to Diane and see if I can have the hutch, sorry, if we can have the hutch as a venue.
06:10I love you.
06:11Goodbye.
06:12You've been trying to nick me for years, but robbing a sweet shop, do me a favour.
06:22Well, we found a hare.
06:25It's yours, Warren.
06:27No chance.
06:28We tested it, it matches your DNA.
06:30Yeah, well, I'm clearly being set up.
06:32Well, there's been an allegation that you stole a taxi from Mr Osborne.
06:36And we suspect it was used for the robbery.
06:38He's made a statement naming you.
06:42Did he know?
06:43Where were you on the night in question?
06:47No comment.
06:49Just tell us so we can clear this up.
06:51No comment.
06:53So, trim him at an angle.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Lukewarm water.
06:56Put in an old penny for good luck.
06:58Your mum used to use sugar and white vinegar.
07:00Oh, that's reminding me actually.
07:02Found your boxes down the back of the radio.
07:04Game on!
07:09Do you fancy a bite to eat later?
07:10Oh, yeah.
07:11Yeah.
07:13Okay.
07:14Love you.
07:17Matthew's been accepted into a school in Switzerland.
07:19That's nice.
07:21Maybe I should join him.
07:22Leave behind this life of crime.
07:25I mean, who'd have thought I'd have been involved with another degenerate police officer?
07:28Like you said, let's just keep our rest down, do this batch of steroids for Smithy and that'll be the end of it.
07:33I do try to get Faith to sample a more cosmopolitan palette but she's just an egg and chip to find a girl.
07:39Yeah, it's great.
07:40I heard about Warren.
07:42Why was he arrested?
07:44He got done for robbing a chocolate shop, apparently.
07:46Yeah, they arrested him with the kids in the house.
07:48Bang out of order.
07:49I've got to go.
07:51See you.
07:52See you.
07:56Tinhead!
07:58Warren didn't do the robbery, did he?
08:00You know something.
08:03Thousands of pounds were taken from the safe.
08:07Dodger, I need to get out of here, mate.
08:10I promised Mercedes I would be there.
08:12They ain't letting you go, Warren.
08:13They're in a lot of trouble.
08:14The crime scene with his DNA.
08:17No recollection of where he was that night.
08:20I'd say that's an understatement.
08:28If I don't change now, then I'm going to be stuck helping out at the kiosk for the rest of my life and I just want more.
08:36Oh, sorry.
08:38Excuse me, do you have any almond milk I'm thinking of introducing?
08:40Yeah, it's in the fridge.
08:45It's funny you mentioned wanting more, because...
08:49It's about my own business.
08:51Is that on?
08:52What?
08:53Look, it's up for rent.
08:54I mean, if Marie can do it, then I can.
08:55I hate the way that she did my nails.
08:57But I could do natural hair, afro hair.
08:59Do you want to be a hairdresser now?
09:01Well, I could train as a beautician as well.
09:03Frankie, we could do it together.
09:05I'm going to London.
09:06London?
09:07I should have a pop at you for selling roses on the cheap.
09:09That's seeing as it's nearly Valentine's Day, I'll let you off.
09:11Do you have any of those, like, posh, fondant fancy cakes?
09:15They're a special friend's favourite.
09:17Yeah, we do.
09:19Erm, but...
09:20I reapplied for that dance school.
09:26Well, you didn't tell me you were doing that.
09:27Because I didn't want to jinx it.
09:29And I thought they'd say no, but they didn't.
09:30They said yes.
09:32Right, so you're leaving me then.
09:33When?
09:34Where you off?
09:35London.
09:36I haven't even told my dad yet.
09:37The first person I wanted to tell was you.
09:39What, so?
09:40After everything that we've been doing together,
09:42you're just going to leave me by myself in this village?
09:44Well, I thought that you'd be happy for me.
09:46I obviously am, but...
09:48I'm just trying to live the life that I've always wanted.
09:50Oh.
09:51Without me, really.
09:52My best mate.
09:53Selfish little cat.
09:54Just because you're too lazy to get off your backside and get your own life,
09:58don't take it out on me.
10:01Break a leg at dance school.
10:03Both of them.
10:07Detective.
10:08Yeah?
10:09A word.
10:11So there's been a development.
10:14Some money to see you.
10:18Can I help you?
10:21I've got some information about Warren Fox.
10:24He was with me the night of the armed robbery.
10:29In my bed.
10:45I didn't need a fake alibi.
10:48I've just got you off an armed robbery charge.
10:50A thank you wouldn't go miss.
10:51In fact, I could think of several ways you could thank me.
10:56So was that your plan?
10:57Eh?
10:58Set me up and then ride in and save the day.
11:01I'm late for Mercedes now.
11:04I did you a favour.
11:06What?
11:07To try and get me back into bed?
11:08Or to have some kind of hold over me?
11:09It's pathetic!
11:10I risked my career for you.
11:11I could have been struck off for giving a false statement.
11:18Look, Warren.
11:19I was just trying to do the right thing for once.
11:21I know you didn't get involved in the robbery.
11:23How do you know?
11:24Gemma.
11:25You need to start talking.
11:26How's Cleo?
11:27Oh, she's still got this horrible distant look in her eyes.
11:28You know, it's just like she's lost in herself.
11:29Yeah, she will be.
11:30Everything was so painful and fuzzy and numb when I was postpartum.
11:36I didn't think I could look after my child either.
11:40Do you still think she could have hurt Joseph?
11:42You know, it's just like she's lost in herself.
11:44Yeah, she will be.
11:46Everything was so painful and fuzzy and numb when I was postpartum.
11:52I didn't think I could look after my child either.
11:56Do you still think she could have hurt Joseph?
12:00I don't know. I don't know.
12:06Hey, where did you disappear, too?
12:08I got the favourite cakes for my lunch break and a little something for Valentine's.
12:17Look, I can't stay. I've got something to tell you.
12:21I've got to leave town.
12:23Leave? Why?
12:25I haven't entirely been honest with you.
12:27I knew it. He has been cheating.
12:29Seriously, I haven't.
12:33It's the deal with me ex.
12:35There's just so much history between us.
12:37But I've got a chance with her again and I want to take it.
12:44OK.
12:45OK. What? No, Lib, he's a scumbag.
12:49Sorry, Lib.
12:51Look, before we met in that florist,
12:53I'd had my fingers burnt so badly that I just thought I could never trust a man again.
12:57For the last few weeks,
13:02aside from all the giggles we've had,
13:05you have shown me that there are some genuinely good men left in this world.
13:09Missed you around?
13:10Hey, we never pretended this was serious.
13:13And you have come here to tell me the truth in person because you are a good guy and...
13:17I appreciate that.
13:21I really hope you and your ex work it out.
13:24I'm not too sure I deserve all that.
13:27Lib,
13:28you are one in a million.
13:31You're one in a billion, actually.
13:47And he's right, he didn't deserve that.
13:48Are you OK?
13:50Yeah.
13:53You know what?
13:55When I was a little girl, my dad gave me a really good piece of advice.
13:57He said,
14:00when things go wrong,
14:02don't be sad, it's over.
14:04Just be glad it happened.
14:06And I am.
14:08I am really glad that me and Sam had happened.
14:11Even just for a little bit.
14:13Yeah.
14:17Special offer, International Pizza Day.
14:20So, how's Miss B?
14:22Did she ask about me?
14:24Don't think you've got any right to ask.
14:26Yeah.
14:28She's hurting, don't he?
14:30Wondering why you treated her so badly.
14:33Speaking of,
14:35she might pass through here.
14:35We should get going.
14:36Come on.
14:37Get there.
14:38Aw, so you're engaged.
14:40Well, that is amazing news.
14:41But, um, how many weddings is that now?
14:43No, I don't.
14:43I've lost count.
14:44I want this one to work, though.
14:45I just want a healthy, normal relationship.
14:48And he knows everything about me now.
14:49We've got no more secrets.
14:50So, why not get married?
14:52Which is why I'm here, actually.
14:53Can we use the hutch for an engagement party?
14:55Yeah, of course you can.
14:56Thrill.
14:56Okay, so I'm thinking February the 23rd.
14:59Oh, the 23rd.
15:01What?
15:02Well, I've promised Jack and Pearl they can have the engagement party on that date.
15:05Look, we need that date especially.
15:06I've got Alia flying over from San Diego.
15:08And she's booked the flights now.
15:09She can't change it.
15:10It's too expensive.
15:10Well, Jack asked me first.
15:11He's given me a deposit now, so...
15:13And I didn't expect to be paying either.
15:14Let me get this.
15:15I practically run this place.
15:16Nancy.
15:17Hiya, Nance.
15:19Roe?
15:21No, he's not off six today.
15:23Erm, yeah, I'll sort it.
15:25I'll speak to you in a bit.
15:28I think our Roe's bunked off school and ever saw stuff like that.
15:33Do you know where he is?
15:36Tinhead!
15:37Warren's been released.
15:39How?
15:40You haven't said it was me, have you?
15:41Not to the police.
15:42I wasn't going to watch him get sent down for something he didn't do.
15:45He's after your blood.
15:51Hiya, it's Nicky.
15:52Leave a message.
15:54Nicky, pack your bags.
15:55I'm coming to get you.
15:56Oh, there you are.
15:57I went shopping.
15:58I got you that handbag that you wanted.
16:00Vicky, I can buy my own handbags.
16:02You need to be investing your money more wisely.
16:04All right.
16:04I mean, I did see the salon in the village.
16:07It's a police.
16:08I thought Frankie's going to London, so...
16:11Why do you need Frankie?
16:12Well, I suppose I don't, really.
16:15But I don't know the first thing about a business plan, do I?
16:17Now, that is something I can help you with.
16:20Got my eggs through back yet, Doc?
16:21I've been with you in hours.
16:23Yeah, it's just a spring.
16:24I'll be with you in a minute.
16:25Right, meet me at the casa
16:26and we'll come up with a plan for the salon together.
16:28Oh, are you going to help me?
16:30Of course I will.
16:31I didn't have a sister to count on growing up,
16:33but you've always got me.
16:35Thanks.
16:42Where are you going, all dolled up?
16:44All meant to have a counselling session with Warren.
16:47But clearly, he couldn't be bothered showing up.
16:50Well, Mercedes, I'm...
16:52I'm sorry.
16:54Are you, though?
16:56Not really.
16:57So now I'm in the mood
17:00for a different kind of session.
17:02Oh, Prince, glass of sangria, please.
17:18I am celebrating.
17:19What are we toasting to?
17:19Er, right, so basically,
17:21I'm going to start my own business.
17:22I'm going to take over the salon
17:23and Gem's helping me.
17:24Nice one, Vic.
17:25You'll smash that.
17:26Thanks.
17:27And hey, when you run in the place,
17:28make sure you shout me.
17:29I'll come do a fitness steak over for your customers.
17:31Oh, yeah, amazing.
17:32Thanks.
17:32All right, well, um,
17:33get that drink started.
17:34I'm going to miss you, too.
17:38What?
17:39Well, that's why you got angry with me, isn't it?
17:42I'm sorry, I should have told you,
17:43but I don't want to fall out.
17:46What am I going to do without you?
17:51The doctor's sister, isn't it?
17:54Er, yeah.
17:56I'm a talent scout for this face now.
18:01Miles Juniper, muddling agency.
18:04You've got exactly what we're looking for.
18:06For this big high street campaign.
18:09Right.
18:10Well, if this is Gemma's idea of some sort of joke,
18:13it's not funny.
18:14Get some professional-looking shots done.
18:17Send them over to me.
18:18This could be a big break.
18:19Right, OK.
18:21Shall we get them?
18:22Yep.
18:22Oh, er, Prince, can you tell Gemma that I've gone home?
18:25Thanks.
18:26Yeah, sweet.
18:28How weird.
18:31How many coffees do you have in one day?
18:33Keeps me awake.
18:35Shouldn't you be going home?
18:36Don't you think much?
18:37You must have a lot on your mind.
18:38See, either listen to a podcast or wave music.
18:40Oh, do you know the infinite monkey cage?
18:42You ask too many questions.
18:44Why don't you grunt and salt like all the other teenagers?
18:46No, I'm not like the others.
18:47What am I saying?
18:48What do you have to help me listen?
18:49I know he's here.
18:50Oh, it's my mum.
18:51Quick, take this.
18:51I am.
18:52Take this.
18:53Give me a hand.
18:56Rex, where's my son?
18:58I know he's here somewhere.
18:59I never said anything.
19:00Oh, which proves he is.
19:01I'm a mechanic, not a childminder.
19:03Oh, look, I've told him, this is no place for a smart kid like him.
19:06He should be thinking about universities.
19:08Are you saying I'm not smart?
19:09She didn't mean it like that.
19:10Have you ever used a diagnostic computer system or completed a transmission overhaul?
19:14Or are you too busy pouring pints?
19:16That's not the point.
19:17Right, where is he?
19:18Well, it's obviously not here, so can we go back and sort the engagement party out, please?
19:35I can't just leave.
19:36I am in rehab.
19:37It's not that easy.
19:38I'll explain when we're halfway down the M62.
19:39You don't tell me what's going on.
19:41Nick, I'll get you in rehab somewhere else, please.
19:42We've got to go now.
19:43You!
19:44Oh!
19:44He thought he set me up, did you, eh?
19:46Come on!
19:47Leave him alone!
19:48Get up!
19:49No!
19:50It wasn't my fault!
19:51You're going to send me to prison.
19:53You're going to take me away from my missus and kids.
19:55No!
19:56Please, don't eat him!
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