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00:34Oh, dear.
00:38You're branded.
00:42Now, everyone will know you're mine.
00:43So-so.
00:51Hiya.
00:53You journaling?
00:54Ah, journaling. Ooh, aye.
00:56I had the most wonderful evening
00:58with the most supergirl last night.
01:00What a hoot.
01:02Well, it is, Andy, you say that,
01:03because the girl had a super time, too.
01:08Nah, if you must know, I'm doing a food order.
01:10Oh, well, do us a favour and get some more prawn cocktail crisp.
01:13I go mad for him, me.
01:14Which is actually weird,
01:15because prawn cocktails usually make me vom.
01:18Big time.
01:19Nah, it's, um, ingredients for the hot food. Duh.
01:24But did you just do me?
01:25I dared. I definitely dared.
01:27Listen, I'm going to my mate's party tonight
01:29in Fallowfield, a student thing.
01:31Um, do you fancy tagging along?
01:34Students, as in?
01:35Uni students.
01:36Come on, we'll have a laugh.
01:38They're not going to be like reading and that, are they?
01:39No, what kind of party would that be?
01:41Well, I don't know. If you were some posh writer,
01:43like the Hunger Games woman, for example,
01:44you might think it race.
01:45Did a woman write the Hunger Games?
01:47I know.
01:48I'll be getting the vote next. Can you believe it?
01:50Parcel for Driscoll?
01:52Oh, cheers, mate.
01:52I need to get a picture.
01:55Oh, for the parcel?
01:56Yeah, that's mine. Cheers, mate.
01:58Really?
01:59Really.
02:03I wonder what he's been ordering.
02:04The personality.
02:09Oi!
02:11Will you get off there?
02:12How'd you like it if I came round your gaff
02:14and lent against your dad's motor?
02:16Probably kick your head in.
02:18I'll get George to kick your head in if you don't shift it.
02:20Come on!
02:21Yeah, we need to get to school anyway.
02:22Yes, you do.
02:23Hey!
02:24What's that on his neck?
02:25He's got a massive love bite on his neck.
02:27I'll do one, you ginormous pleb.
02:29Go on!
02:30Excuse me, Todd.
02:31I don't really think we need to be squabbling with teenagers
02:33on the street when we've got important clients inside,
02:36do we?
02:37No, George!
02:45Here's your word, lads.
02:48Happy word what?
02:53Frank!
02:53Frank!
02:54Brew, milk of two sugars and bacon butty with loads of brown sauce.
02:58Hey.
02:59Did I make you jump?
03:00Er, yeah, you did a bit, yeah.
03:02I know you're dead busy cos showing us with Harper and all that
03:05and I just, I want to do my bits, so yeah.
03:07Oh.
03:08No, no, it's... thank you.
03:10Does my sister not normally make you breakfast most mornings?
03:13Er, she says she doesn't like bringing her work home with her, so...
03:17Oh, right, well.
03:17As long as I'm sticking around, you can rely on me to keep your strength up,
03:20it's the least I can do, innit?
03:21Yeah.
03:23I just don't want you, you know, think you're overstretching yourself, that's all...
03:27Hey, I did a lot of gymnastics as a kid.
03:29Stretch is my middle name.
03:31Right, well, er, I'll see you later.
03:34I'll see you first.
03:45You want to take that off?
03:47Make it look like you're stopping?
03:50I'll explain later.
03:51Well, it's redonkulous.
03:53Hey, I wonder what this meeting's about.
03:55I'm quite excited, you know.
03:57I imagine she just wants to thank us for, you know,
03:59giving her mother such a special send-off.
04:01Right, Annie's just finishing off a call out there.
04:03She's got a face on her, like a bag of spanners.
04:06What ever happened to her?
04:06Seeing the beauty in someone, eh?
04:08No, no, no, she looks like she's in a foul mood.
04:12Well, you got that right.
04:14Annie.
04:15Hi.
04:17Well, erm...
04:18I think we can crack on with this meeting.
04:21No wonder you're grinning, like the Cheshire Cat.
04:25You must be laughing all the way to the bank.
04:26Sorry?
04:27Oh, you will be by the time I finish with you.
04:29I don't really...
04:30My poor mother.
04:31A kindly, God-fearing woman, and you manipulated her.
04:36Erm...
04:36Took advantage of her in her last few days
04:38just to get your name in the will.
04:40I did no such thing.
04:41Oh, yeah?
04:42Well, how come she's left you a fortune?
04:45Has she?
04:47Annie, I can assure you
04:49that I pride myself on being professional
04:51right down to my fingertips.
04:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:53And what do you do with those fingertips, eh?
04:55I'll tell you what you do.
04:56You dip into old ladies' handbags, don't you?
04:58Ooh, look, there's a fiver.
05:00Ooh, there's a 20.
05:02You'd have gone to the last supper, you,
05:03and nipped the plates.
05:04She's outrageous.
05:06He doesn't have to...
05:07My mother always used to say...
05:08How lovely you were when me dad pegged it.
05:12Of course you were.
05:14It's all part of your con artistry.
05:16What?
05:17And I know you're in on it, too.
05:18Me?
05:18Oh, yes.
05:21Organ grinder.
05:22Monkey!
05:23Dread to think, well, that makes me.
05:25I know you're in Scousebird with big hair.
05:28Erm, I'm actually from the Wirral,
05:30so technically true.
05:32And excuse me, but I am not in on anything.
05:34Yes, because there is nothing to be in on.
05:37Oh, all right, all right, all right.
05:39Smashy and nicey.
05:41No need to gang up on me.
05:43We'll just have to get the law to sort it.
05:46The law?
05:46Oh, there's an echo.
05:49Sorry, how much has she left him exactly?
05:53Do you wear contacts?
05:56No.
05:57Oh.
05:58Must just be the pound signs reflecting in your eyes.
06:00Sorry, there's no talking to her.
06:01The best part of ten grand, if you must know.
06:05A life savings.
06:08So, I guess I'll see you in court.
06:17Megan.
06:18Megan.
06:19Megan, hey.
06:19I got you something.
06:20Come and meet later and we can...
06:21Keep your voice down.
06:23Oh, sorry.
06:24I'm just so excited about later.
06:26Come on, girls.
06:26Stop going later.
06:27Get to class.
06:29Well, if you hand your coursework in,
06:31then you're going to have to deal with the consequences.
06:32You know that.
06:33I know that.
06:34We all know that.
06:35All right.
06:36All right.
06:43You give new meaning to the word reckless.
06:46It's cool, though, right?
06:47Just think of my job, yeah?
06:53Well, I'm replying to lost property emails today.
06:56Hmm?
06:56You know, when I was at police training college,
06:58I could only dream of days like this.
07:01Pop a little James Tennyson, aren't you?
07:03Yeah, minus a drink, probably.
07:06Well, I don't know about that.
07:09Oh.
07:11Well, this looks nice.
07:12Mm-hmm.
07:13She has since I've had an open sandwich.
07:15Is that what we're calling it, is it?
07:17Mm-hmm.
07:17Just ran out of bread.
07:19I was obsessed with James Tennyson when I was growing up, you know.
07:22I bet you were obsessed with the actress, more like.
07:26Mind you, she doesn't love a bit of Dame Melanie.
07:29Well, I did end up doing her job, I suppose.
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:33That dead famous episode of Prime Suspect
07:36where she gets put in charge of lost property.
07:38Do you fancy wearing this open sandwich?
07:40Probably preferable to eat it, yeah.
07:41Mm.
07:42Don't do it back at work in ten, anyway.
07:44Oh, I'll get it.
07:46I don't know.
07:47You'd do anything to avoid my food.
07:49What is it with my food?
07:50Who, me?
07:51Mm.
07:51You.
07:52Young lady.
07:55Oh, hiya.
07:56Hiya.
07:58Oh.
07:59Right, yeah.
08:00It's all for interrupting.
08:01I'd offer you somebody's borderline minging.
08:03Are you all right, Lauren?
08:04No, not really.
08:05I need to speak to Betsy quick.
08:07All right, Bets.
08:09Are you okay?
08:12Um...
08:13Look, I really need your help.
08:38Oh, hi.
08:40Spilt peroxide all down me top.
08:42I'm gonna have to change it.
08:43Flaming stinks.
08:45What's happened?
08:46I'm sorry.
08:48I've done something terrible.
08:49You have to believe me it was an accident.
08:50Oh, no, no, no.
08:51I knocked it when I was cleaning it.
08:53I've...
08:53Oh.
08:53It's all smashed.
08:54I'm so sorry.
08:55Oh, no, don't worry.
08:56Maybe we can replace the frame.
09:01I feel like I've jinxed your marriage or something.
09:05What?
09:05Oh, no.
09:07Don't be daft.
09:08That was...
09:09That was jinxed years ago.
09:10No.
09:12Really?
09:14Well, I'm joking.
09:16Uh, yeah, it's fine.
09:18You know, it's...
09:19It's just glass.
09:20That's all.
09:21What's school?
09:22Hello?
09:24Yeah.
09:25Speaking.
09:27Oh.
09:27Is she all right?
09:31Well, shall I come down?
09:36Uh, yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Okay.
09:39Yeah, fine.
09:40I'll...
09:40Well, I'll be there as soon as I can.
09:42Yeah.
09:43All right.
09:43Cheers.
09:44Bye-bye.
09:45Bye.
09:46What's happened?
09:48I don't know.
09:49Lily's crying at the school.
09:50She won't say why.
09:52Right.
09:52Well, let's get down there, then.
09:53Quick.
09:54Oh, no.
09:54You don't have to come.
09:55No, no, no, no.
09:56Shona would want me there.
09:57I'm not taking no for an answer.
09:59And anyway, look how good I am at cleaning.
10:01Oh, on me top.
10:02I have to change that.
10:03No, you'll have to change it later.
10:04Come on.
10:05Come on, let's go.
10:09George, not paying you enough?
10:12Sorry?
10:12No.
10:12Oh, it's just you're in the reduced stuff, that's all.
10:16Um, frugal's my middle name.
10:19Although I have forgotten my wallet at the floor.
10:23Oh, you can pay with your phone if you want.
10:24Uh, yeah, but it's not working properly.
10:27I'll thought back later.
10:29Do you want to lend a tenner, mate?
10:31Uh, the correct word is borrow.
10:33And no, I don't, thank you.
10:35I was only being nice.
10:36Please don't put yourself out of my account.
10:38Not as nice as whoever it was that'd give you that massive bruise on your neck, though.
10:43Do you think you might be pregnant?
10:44You shot your whinging little grid for once in your life.
10:47Hey, you capable of that?
10:49I don't know.
10:51I'll tell you what, sunshine.
10:52No, you know what I'll tell you.
10:54There's only one whinger here.
10:55You keep your nose in your business,
10:58and I'll keep my side of the street clean.
11:00Okay?
11:01Might need a brush for that, mate.
11:02Is everything all right with you two?
11:04Don't tempt me, fella.
11:05And some concealer for your finger.
11:07I would take that brush and I would crack it over your tatty hands, son.
11:10Hey, hey.
11:11Back off, mate.
11:13What's going on?
11:29You need to rein him in.
11:30He's a liability mouth on him.
11:32He's a kid.
11:33He didn't sound much like a kid when he was asking me if I was pregnant.
11:37What's he talking about, mate?
11:38It was a joke.
11:40Cos he didn't have any money and he offered to lend him a tenner.
11:42All he did was give me abuse.
11:44Same this morning.
11:45You were leaning on the hearse.
11:47Leaning on the hearse?
11:48I was just stubbed by it.
11:49You little liar.
11:51Todd, chill out.
11:51You sound younger than him.
11:53Didn't he offer to lend him a tenner?
11:55Well, yeah, he did.
11:57See?
11:58And you can't really take the moral high ground when you're walking around with a great big hickey on your
12:01neck like a love-sick schoolgirl.
12:03In future, you got a problem with him, yeah?
12:05Speak to me.
12:05I'll sort it out.
12:06Instead of showing yourself up in the two-for-one aisle.
12:09It's not two-for-one.
12:11Well, it should be.
12:15Not a big deal.
12:16Yeah.
12:17Yeah.
12:18I mean, I won't say it's a date.
12:20Of course it's a date, isn't it, Betsy?
12:21Did he say the word date, though?
12:23No, he didn't.
12:24But, like, don't do they?
12:25And girls don't, to be honest.
12:26Do you know what?
12:26I'm having second thoughts about the whole thing.
12:28But he likes you.
12:29I mean, you get the vibe that he likes you.
12:32Well, yeah, we had a mint time at the Bistro yesterday, but...
12:36Look, it's like he looks at me as a laugh, like a mate, you know?
12:39And he's not long been out of a relationship with that man.
12:41She's not annoying, lawyer.
12:43She's not annoying.
12:44Dee Dee's dead nice.
12:45But she's in Singapore, so it's not like you're treading on anybody's toes.
12:49They asked her all right.
12:51I don't think so.
12:52And he's asked you to a party?
12:55Yeah.
12:55It's 100% a date.
13:01I thought everything was sorted now.
13:03I've got your cup thingy.
13:04It's not a cup thingy.
13:05It's an aguarine.
13:05Get it right.
13:06But it's not even that.
13:14Right.
13:16Listen.
13:20When I was at school, there was this one girl.
13:24Tiffany Murgatroyd.
13:25Oh, she was a right cow.
13:27Really had it in for me, she did.
13:29Her and her gaggle of mates.
13:31Made my life hell.
13:33Nothing I said, nothing I did, nothing I wore,
13:36was ever good enough for that.
13:38Gang of witches.
13:39You get what I'm saying, Lilz?
13:41It's a bit like that at our place.
13:43Is it?
13:44They all, they just take the mick.
13:47Out of you?
13:48Why?
13:49Because I've got a fake.
13:51Because Dad was too tired to buy me the real one.
13:53I thought they were joking at first, but they won't let it drop.
13:56They're supposed to be my mates.
13:59Some mates they are, right?
14:02It's really sad, that, innit?
14:04For me?
14:05No.
14:06Not for you, for them.
14:09So what?
14:09They've got some, some stupid cup thing to drink some pathetic drink out of.
14:14Big deal.
14:16Do you know what I bet they've not got?
14:18A loving family like you do.
14:21And that's, well, that's way more important than any stripey, recycled metal rubbish in the world, innit?
14:33Great, thank you.
14:35One hot chocolate, please, Nina.
14:37Coming up.
14:39So, how are you feeling about tomorrow?
14:42The restorative justice meeting?
14:44Yeah, not bad, actually.
14:45Not too bad.
14:47Just want to know why the guy left me for dead.
14:50Million dollar question.
14:52Oi!
14:52Sorry.
14:55Was everything okay?
14:57Between you and Will Driscoll earlier?
14:59You didn't look very happy.
15:01Oh, yeah.
15:02Yeah, nothing I can't handle.
15:03Just typical teenage boy stuff.
15:05Coursework's late, blah, blah, blah.
15:10Speaking of teenage boys, three o'clock.
15:16He's been acting really weird around me recently.
15:19Really?
15:20He can't stand me.
15:23Really?
15:25I offered to help him with the last bit of his coursework,
15:27because I thought he was struggling, but he didn't want to know.
15:31He was quite off with me, actually.
15:35Do you want me to have a word with him?
15:38I think they're talking about you.
15:40You know, who was it who once said,
15:42it's better to be talked about than not?
15:45Oscar Wilde?
15:46Though, actually, you're paraphrasing.
15:48Yeah, I know.
15:49I just thought I'd rewrite it for him.
15:53No, I can cope with him.
15:55How pathetic would that be?
15:57Running to my boyfriend every time a kid so much as gives me the evils.
16:03You all right, sir?
16:05Miss?
16:05Sam?
16:06Hi, Sam.
16:13That all seemed perfectly civil to me.
16:16Performative.
16:23Hey.
16:24Hiya.
16:25I got you this.
16:26Where have you been?
16:28I've been going out my mind here.
16:30You heard what she said, didn't you?
16:32Of course he did.
16:33Legal action.
16:34I'm going to have to engage a solicitor.
16:36Take some advice.
16:37What?
16:37That Adam fellow.
16:38He seems like a nice chap.
16:39I could lose everything.
16:41Hey.
16:42Talk like that is banned.
16:45She's just jealous because you were nicer to the old girl than she was.
16:48You're reaping the rewards.
16:49Yeah, but I'm not interested in having her money.
16:51Don't look a gift horse up his what's it.
16:54You can't help it if you're a very nice person and she's toxic and a certain mother has seen through
17:00it.
17:02What do you think about it, Todd?
17:03I won't.
17:04How about the whole situation?
17:07I can see both sides, I guess.
17:10Sorry.
17:11I need a mask.
17:16You don't think this is too much for a student party, do you?
17:19You look amazing.
17:20Try to think of it as a party, not a student party.
17:23Okay.
17:25Come on.
17:25We'll be late for registration.
17:28But...
17:29What do you mean?
17:37You sing it.
17:38Leanne's on mine tonight.
17:39I'm just gonna hang here for a bit if that's alright.
17:41I've not made my mind up yet.
17:42I'm on a bit of a roll.
17:44Okay.
17:45It's your call.
18:02Was that my dad going out just then?
18:04Yeah.
18:05Did you not hear him?
18:05He did shout-out.
18:06No.
18:07What are you watching?
18:08What are you watching?
18:10Oh, just some wildlife rubbish.
18:13I'm glad I don't live on the Serengeti.
18:17Hey.
18:19I was thinking.
18:21Do you know what I did to them bullies that time?
18:23Yeah, uh, Tiffany Murgatroyd.
18:26Yeah, that's the one.
18:27They're having her pals.
18:29Well, I've got the perfect way of dealing with people like that.
18:31What do you do?
18:32If your mates ever say anything vile to you, ever again...
18:36Uh-huh.
18:37Smack them in the face.
18:40Show them who's boss.
18:42And if that fails, well...
18:43Try knocking the teeth out with your Agua rain dupe.
18:48You're hilarious.
18:53Life...
18:53It's all about survival of the fittest.
19:11Come here.
19:16Good job, guys.
19:17You did great.
19:18Come here.
19:25Shows you, Mark.
19:28Now, is it showing me?
19:34Just had a phone call...
19:36...of my friend.
19:38Gary.
19:40I can explain.
19:41I don't want an explanation.
19:42I want a promise.
19:43It was just that you won't show me up like that again, OK?
19:46I won't.
19:48I don't want Gary telling me to keep you under control.
19:53Well, it makes me look weak.
19:55I don't know.
19:57I don't know.
19:57You know, I thought I'd put up with any old rubbish.
20:00Right.
20:01You and I both know what.
20:05Look, it was Jake, all right?
20:07He was taking the mick about...
20:09About what?
20:11This.
20:14I didn't want any of this.
20:22You're saying you don't want to have sex with me last night?
20:29Well...
20:29No, but...
20:34Because it was consensual.
20:36Have I ever got that wrong?
20:39No.
20:42Yeah, that...
20:44It was.
20:45It was consensual.
20:49Good, because...
20:49What are you talking?
20:50It makes me sound a bit, you know...
20:52No, I'm not saying that.
20:55I mean...
20:56What is this?
20:57Your twisted way of saying that you don't enjoy sex with me?
20:59No, I'm not saying that at all.
21:02It's because I wouldn't believe you even if you did.
21:04I'm not judging by your responses.
21:07Come here.
21:10Come here.
21:17Love me in the eye.
21:22Tell me you love me.
21:27I love you.
21:28I love you.
21:31I love you.
21:33I love you.
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