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00:00MUSIC
00:26Come on, Lil.
00:27Eat some more dinner, you're going to be late going back to school.
00:30I envy those people who can power nap.
00:3220 minutes in, you're good as new.
00:34All my days, they've just dropped the brand new limited edition aggrine cup.
00:39Love that.
00:40You'd sell yourself one of those poncy water balls.
00:43And it keeps your water cold for 12 hours.
00:46It's February. It's brass monkeys.
00:49Yeah, maybe wait till summer.
00:50And it's made of recycled metal.
00:52If you don't care about me, at least care about the environment.
00:55Oh, for goodness sake, Lil, stop, all right?
00:58You're doing my head in.
01:01Lily, I'm sorry.
01:04Lil!
01:07Listen, why don't you just chill out?
01:11I'll go to the hospital.
01:12I'll check on Harper and just take it easy.
01:15Yeah, I can't.
01:16Of course you can, all right?
01:19Just let your hair down.
01:21Go out.
01:24I'm going to hang around here like a bad smell.
01:28I keep talking at you till you crumble.
01:30Is this one big joke to you?
01:32That you could have died.
01:33You could have seriously hurt yourself.
01:34I took drugs because I was desperate and it won't happen again.
01:37Yeah, I don't believe you.
01:43Well, I wish I'd brought me woolly hat.
01:46It's a proper Siberian vibe in here.
01:51Told him then.
01:54Told him about the drugs.
01:56He was so upset.
01:57I don't even dare mention Mal.
02:02And if Dev knew that Mal had kissed me,
02:04well, he'd bin me off.
02:07Mum, you should be looking after you, not judging you.
02:10No, don't you waste your sympathy on me, kid.
02:13Being a massive idiot.
02:15Taking drugs in a hotel room with some random stranger.
02:18I mean, what was I thinking?
02:19You were grieving, weren't you?
02:21And not just for Billy.
02:23Yeah, I know.
02:25But I've got to take some responsibility.
02:27Hey, Sam, mate, have you got a sec?
02:36Sorry to ask, is everything okay?
02:39Only, this will be the first time that I have to give you a late mark.
02:43It's not like you.
02:45A late mark for what?
02:46I'm still waiting on your English essay.
02:48Oh, I've already handed that in.
02:50You must have lost it.
02:52Next you'll be telling him the dog hit it.
02:55I won't.
02:56I won't tell us.
02:57Hey, it's okay, it's okay.
02:58We can print you another one off.
03:00Oh, yeah, but I still get a late mark, though.
03:02And there's no way it's my fault.
03:04Sam, I...
03:05I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:07Do you know what?
03:09I'm starving.
03:11Well, please, try not to eat any of my memorabilia.
03:15Some of it is quite close to my heart.
03:17I could eat anything that's not nailed down.
03:18Well, I'll endeavour to get you fed as quickly as possible.
03:27Hiya.
03:28I've got an afternoon half and this is the best you can come up with.
03:31I'm, er...
03:32I'm thinking of going and seeing Dad again.
03:35What?
03:36No, it's up to you, obviously.
03:37But...
03:38Well, he's not a well man and you'll only upset him.
03:41And yourself, come to that.
03:42Yeah, look, I'm just struggling to make sense of it all.
03:47The longer we cling to the past,
03:50the worse we're making it for ourselves, don't you think?
03:53Well, yeah, I suppose.
03:55You're part of a good family now.
03:57That love, yeah?
03:58And to be honest, I just don't get worried
04:00when I judge up all that negativity.
04:02Hmm.
04:04We shift ends in a minute.
04:05Why don't we go out, have a laugh?
04:08Oh.
04:09Hmm.
04:10What, what do you call that?
04:12You've got the bread with the chainsaw.
04:13Oh, stop complaining and get it into you.
04:16You should have won one, then.
04:17Oh, but it'd take me a week to get through it.
04:19I've never been a big bread eater.
04:22Oh, you know, I can't believe
04:23that he's got you working on your birthday.
04:24No, poor me.
04:26Yeah.
04:27I was trying to find a badge for you
04:30that says 45 today.
04:32You know, full well, I'm 38.
04:34I'm just codding you.
04:35There's mail for you.
04:37Nothing to worry about.
04:38It's an appointment for your echocardiogram.
04:41You opened it?
04:42They're going to kill two birds with one stone
04:44and stick one of those halter monitors on to you as well.
04:47Yeah, doctor said they might do that.
04:49Oh, great.
04:50I'll have to get rid of your little man rug.
04:52It's about time you did a bit of the old manscaping.
04:55The manscaping.
04:57In my day, men were men.
04:59So is the elusive Chloe drowning us tonight, or...?
05:02Uh, no.
05:03She's Billy.
05:04Well, we're not still going out, though, are we?
05:07Of course we are.
05:08It's Eva's birthday.
05:09You're supposed to be avoiding stress.
05:11I don't want you getting overexcited.
05:13No, it's steak and chips for tea, not whitewater rafting.
05:16Well, listen, I don't mind.
05:17We can do it another night.
05:19No, babe.
05:19It's your birthday.
05:21We want to celebrate.
05:24Thank you, Roy.
05:24Do you know, I don't think I have ever enjoyed a ham shank as much as I enjoyed that.
05:29Truly memorable.
05:31Well, gratified to hear it.
05:39How are you doing?
05:42Some of my mates are going for a meal in town, but...
05:46I'm too skint to go.
05:48No, that's on me, making you blow all your money on groceries.
05:52Oh, yeah.
05:52You didn't make me do anything.
05:54Hang on a sec.
05:55Right, George is out there.
05:57I'm just going to have a word with you.
06:00Hey.
06:01Hiya.
06:01You OK?
06:02Yeah, I'm stuffed to the gills.
06:04Good job these kecks have got an extendable waistband on them.
06:07Pleasant.
06:07I'm sorry to ask, but, um, is there any chance I could have an advance on my wages?
06:13Um, I know that you'd treated me to that takeaway yesterday and, you know, again with
06:18my begging bowl.
06:19Tell you what.
06:21You know that gift card that Mrs. Warboy's left for me?
06:24You can have that.
06:26Yeah.
06:26I mean, she gave that to you for services rendered.
06:29Don't put it like that.
06:30You'll have tongues wagging.
06:31Um, anyway, I'm sorry, I need actual cash, yeah.
06:36Doesn't matter.
06:36Hey, no, come here.
06:38No, I'll give you the advance.
06:41You need to take it easy, though, toticles.
06:44Slippity slow pull is living beyond your means.
06:47Here you go.
06:47Thanks, George.
06:51I really appreciate it.
06:54I have expressed loads of milk and David has taken it down to the hospital, which means
07:00Harper has got a tea for the next few days.
07:03I remember watching you put your makeup on back in the day.
07:06Oh, I used to put it on with a trowel.
07:09Oh, you were so cool with your dark brown lip liner and your pale pink frosted lip.
07:14Oh, Lily, you look like you've been dragged through an edge backwards.
07:20What's happened?
07:21I got into a fight.
07:22What, are you hurt?
07:23Are you OK?
07:24Who were you fighting with?
07:25Mia Wilkinson.
07:26She called me a pop because I've not got the new Michael Rain Cup.
07:29Oh, this cup again.
07:31Nobody cares about me anymore.
07:33Everything is all about the baby.
07:35Hey, that's not true.
07:36Shona was just singing you praises.
07:38She's been saying how proud she is of you.
07:41What a wonderful young woman you're turning into.
07:43World at your feet.
07:44Really?
07:45Yeah, yeah.
07:46Of course I'm proud of you.
07:48Oh.
07:51I feel awful now.
07:54I didn't say any of those things.
07:55Hey, sometimes it's all right to tell someone something they need to hear.
07:59A little white line ever hurt anyone.
08:04Your mother confides in you, yeah?
08:05So why don't you tell me where she keeps drugs, save me the trouble of tearing my house apart?
08:10What, there is no drugs?
08:12Oh, she makes one mistake and you're going to act like she's some kind of drug it.
08:15Mistake?
08:15Yeah, please.
08:16You know what?
08:18It's lucky someone found her, took her to the hospital.
08:20This could have been a disaster.
08:21You know, I nearly lost my arse here to an overdose, but you know this.
08:24You really think I can afford to have that kind of filth in my home?
08:27Dave, she made a mistake.
08:28You know what?
08:29I trusted her 100% and it meant nothing to her and that really hurts.
08:34Oh, I can't believe this.
08:37You're making it all about you.
08:40At least death has really got to her.
08:42Yeah, you know what?
08:43It's not easy on anyone.
08:45It's not that long since our Paul's passed.
08:48It's brought it all back to her, hasn't it?
08:51Yeah.
08:51But sometimes the sadness is just too much and you will do anything you can just to make it go away just for a few hours.
08:57Yeah, you know what?
08:58I really tried to support her, but she told me to back off, to give her space.
09:01You know what she's like?
09:03She takes the weight of the world on her shoulders.
09:05Yeah?
09:05She puts everybody else before herself.
09:07Why?
09:08Why?
09:09Because she doesn't have to do that, does she?
09:11Because she's got me now.
09:12We're supposed to be a team.
09:14She was with wasters her whole life before you.
09:17It was the same for me and with Chez.
09:18It takes you a while to realise that you're not actually on your own.
09:23I know she puts on a brave face, yeah, but she is struggling
09:25and the last thing she needs is you turning on her.
09:28Yeah.
09:30All right, gorgeous.
09:43Fancy seeing you here.
09:45So, I've just had an idea.
09:47How about you and me in my hotel room?
09:50You wish.
09:53My sisters in the loo should be out in a sec.
09:55Oh, come on.
09:57You'd love all this.
09:58Sneaking around, playing games.
10:01I don't hear you complaining.
10:04So, we're going to have some fun later, or what?
10:06Oi, why are you still sniffing round?
10:08You've been warned.
10:09Back off.
10:10Calm down.
10:11I was only being friendly.
10:13Did she just wink at her?
10:14No.
10:15No, no, no.
10:16I had a bit of grit in my eye.
10:18Right, well, she's already escaped one toxic bloke.
10:20The last thing she needs is another.
10:22All right.
10:23Fine.
10:25The last thing I need is another needy mad woman.
10:28So.
10:32You all right?
10:34What's wrong?
10:35Yeah, no, I'm fine.
10:36I just, well, sometimes, you know, when I'm around, aggression, I, um, sets me off a bit,
10:46that's all.
10:47I'm so sorry.
10:48No, no, don't be.
10:50Don't be, it's me.
10:51Pathetic.
10:52No, don't you dare say that.
10:54All right?
10:54Hey, you've got me now.
10:55I'm not going to let anything bad happen to you.
11:00Hiya.
11:00Hiya.
11:01You done?
11:11Oh, far from it.
11:13Like Royce said, I could choose something from the menu to keep me going.
11:16Right, well, I'm not one to brag.
11:18Well, that stew's turned out lovely.
11:21Right, I'll have that then.
11:25You're not your usual perk yourself.
11:27Well, I'll go and put me big red nose on and me clown shoes, eh?
11:33I'm just concerned about you, that's all, as your friend.
11:37I, um, I told Dev about taking drugs.
11:41He's really disappointed in me.
11:44If I was itched to you, I'd forgive you anything.
11:48After all you've been through.
11:51Did you realise he was so judgmental?
11:54Something like that can destroy a marriage.
11:56No, he's not, he's not judgmental.
11:57It took me years to realise I was with the wrong person.
12:00If I had met you, I'd still be stuck there now, living a miserable bath life.
12:05Oh, we're nothing like that and we'll soon get back on track.
12:08You don't sound very convinced.
12:11Look, Mal.
12:13I'm not being funny, but this is none of your business, so can you stop staring it, please?
12:17You're an amazing woman, Bernie.
12:20So lovely.
12:22So full of life.
12:25You deserve better.
12:26Thanks, do you?
12:44Keep them shirts coming.
12:45Well, carry on at this rate.
12:46You're going to end up in weather, Jen.
12:47We'll get in your stomachs.
12:48All right, Nana.
12:53You're so lucky.
12:55Oh, I know.
12:57David adores you.
12:58I won't go that far.
13:00No, he does.
13:01You can see it.
13:02I know he looks at you.
13:03The little things he does for you.
13:06Hey!
13:08You'll meet someone decent one day.
13:09I know it.
13:10All right, should we get some food?
13:15Soak up the alcohol.
13:16I'll grab a menu.
13:18Oh, wow.
13:20Flo's moving.
13:21I feel like I'm in a snow globe.
13:24Oh, whoa, whoa.
13:25Okay, okay, okay.
13:27You need a hand?
13:28No, no, no.
13:29What I need, Nick, is...
13:31Yeah, it's good, Nick.
13:32...to have a good lining put on my stomach to soak up the alcohol.
13:37Okay, okay.
13:38I can get you some nibbles.
13:39No, I don't want a nibble.
13:41Oh, you snotty olives.
13:42No, I want a kebab.
13:44That's what I want.
13:45I'm going to get my coat, and I'm going to get a kebab.
13:48Yeah, in that order.
13:57Hiya.
13:57Yeah, it's me.
14:00I could do with some help.
14:09There you go.
14:12Oh, thanks, Todd.
14:14You didn't mug an old lady for this, did you?
14:16No, I just reached straight into Rita's till.
14:18Got a pocket full of licorice torpedoes there.
14:21No, but seriously, thank you.
14:24I'm really grateful.
14:25You cop for everything now.
14:28Do my best.
14:30No, you do brilliantly.
14:31Thanks.
14:32Thanks.
14:33Nice.
15:03Here she is, the birthday girl.
15:05Girl, that's pushing us.
15:07Right, we're just over here.
15:09This table is way too big.
15:11We need a bus to get from one end to the other.
15:13Actually, I've invaded a few people.
15:15You know what, I'm looking forward to this,
15:16having someone wait on me for a change.
15:19Sit next to me.
15:21Make yourself at home.
15:22All right, you two take a seat.
15:24Aw, don't you two look cute?
15:26Aw, love you and green.
15:29Someone get the bucket.
15:30Aw, happy birthday.
15:32Aw, thank you.
15:33All the best.
15:34Aw, thank you.
15:35Hiya.
15:36Aren't you inviting us?
15:38I didn't.
15:40Take a seat.
15:45Come on, son, join in.
15:47All right.
15:53A face only a mother could love.
15:55Happy birthday.
15:56Woo!
15:58Woo!
16:00That's brilliant!
16:02Do you ever play?
16:03Always be a boy.
16:04Oh, my God, no.
16:09Oh, OK.
16:10All right, OK.
16:11Come on.
16:12Whoa.
16:12She must have been caning it to get like this.
16:14I don't know.
16:15Steady.
16:15She must have knocked a few shots back on the sly.
16:17OK.
16:18Well, no, where's Mickey back?
16:19Right, it's in the bin.
16:20It's in the bin.
16:20Upstairs.
16:21No.
16:22Come on, come on.
16:24I didn't want you to choke today.
16:25All right.
16:26I thought you'd never ask me to go upstairs.
16:27Up.
16:28Come on, now.
16:29Steady.
16:31Steady.
16:35Hey, you must be knackered after being in the hospital all day.
16:37Let me stick the kettle on.
16:40Yeah.
16:40You know, whenever I've got a dirty job to do, I try and be all zen about it.
16:50But this oven is minging.
16:54Zen.
16:55A state of calm attentiveness, as the Buddhists are wont to say.
16:59It's entirely sensible when confronting a mundane task.
17:03Well, maybe we could send a little kid in to do it, you know, like in Victorian times.
17:08Well, in the 19th century, children as young as five were made to go out to work, so I hope you're joking.
17:15Yeah, we don't know we're born, do we?
17:16That's not complaining.
17:18Indeed.
17:18Hey.
17:21Wait.
17:24I am so sorry.
17:26No, you've nothing to apologise for.
17:28No, I've been harsh.
17:29All I've done is add to your troubles.
17:31You were upset and I don't blame you.
17:33One of us should be sharing your burdens not adding to them, so please forgive me.
17:37But I love you.
17:39And I love you.
17:44Bernie, why don't you go home?
17:46I can finish off here.
17:48Are you sure?
17:51Brilliant.
17:55Thank you, Royston.
17:56Oh, er, how are things, sir?
18:04Problem resolved?
18:06Some of the wiring upstairs is well dodgy.
18:10Needs sorting pronto.
18:12Well, that's very strange.
18:13It was completely rewired in 2019.
18:17The damp's got to it.
18:20There's quite a bit to do, so...
18:23I'm afraid I'm going to be around a lot longer.
18:32She is going to have the hangover from hell tomorrow.
18:34Oh, thanks.
18:36All right, I'll take you upstairs.
18:37I'll keep an eye on her.
18:38Are you all right?
18:40Oh, it's hitting the nose of me.
18:41I'm just, er...
18:42No, what's wrong?
18:43I'm just being stupid.
18:44What's happened?
18:45You care about her so much, don't you?
18:54Not yet.
18:54I mean, of course I do.
18:58Being here with you lot, well...
19:01It's shown me what family life's really supposed to be like, and...
19:05I know it's not perfect, but I just...
19:07Not perfect?
19:08What do you mean?
19:11But, well, you all love each other so much.
19:17And I think it's...
19:19Well, it's made me realise what I've been missing out on.
19:23Yeah, well, I mean, listen, Jodie, you know you're welcome to stay for as long as you want.
19:29You know what I mean?
19:30You'll be sick of seeing us soon, I'm telling you.
19:33Never.
19:37Erm, I don't mean to be a pain, but...
19:41Would you mind if, erm, we, er...
19:44Could we just...
19:46No, no, no, forget it, it's fine.
19:47No, what? Tell me.
19:50Well, could we, erm...
19:55Could we watch a film or something?
19:58I just don't want to be alone right now.
20:00Sorry, is that, is that weird?
20:02No!
20:02Erm...
20:04Yeah, we'll, we'll watch a film.
20:07Er, sit down.
20:10Erm...
20:13Yeah, we'll...
20:15Let's have a look at what's on.
20:18Well, if you ask me, there's too much pressure on kids these days.
20:20There's too much emphasis on academic achievement.
20:22Mm.
20:23Yeah, we've got a real problem at Wethy High,
20:25of, er, students using ADHD medication as a study aid.
20:29But anyway...
20:30Oh, she worked through the night, yeah, but...
20:32Well, go out, crash and burn after.
20:34So I've heard.
20:35Oh, yeah, it can be really dangerous.
20:37Well, in my day, all that got us by was whisky.
20:40Never did me any harm.
20:41Ooh, can I try some whisky?
20:45No.
20:46No.
20:47How are you getting on at school, darling?
20:49I've heard you're shaping up to be the next Brian Cox.
20:52Oh, I never know what that Cox is going on about, but he's got great hair.
20:55Bright little brain box, aren't you, sir?
20:57Yeah.
20:57I mean, you've had a little bit of a blip lately, but it's no big deal, is he?
21:00Just got his first ever late mark.
21:03Ooh.
21:03I handed that essay in on time.
21:05Right, it's not my fault it went missing.
21:06Yeah, all right, Sam, don't take it to heart.
21:08Just try and roll with it, yeah?
21:09You know, it's not like you can be right about everything.
21:11You know, sometimes even you'd get things wrong.
21:16Er, I'll get another round in, shall I? Same again.
21:17Don't be daft. Shall we get?
21:18No, no, no, no. I like to pay my way.
21:20I'll give you a hand.
21:22Lovely manners, that boy.
21:24I'm not one to blow my own trumpet, but that's largely down to me.
21:29Without my hand to guide him, he'd be feral.
21:32What's going on with Sam? He's really tense.
21:36Don't worry about that little snitch. I'm on it.
21:50I love you.
21:53I love you.
21:54Do to pray with you, too.
21:59Bye-bye.
22:02Love you, too.
22:04Bye-bye.
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