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Black Ops - Season 2 Episode 6
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00:03Well. What is it? Did you hear me? Dominique. Dominique. What is it?
00:18Um. I saw something suspicious on the tube. It was a pog. I mean a bag. It was a pag.
00:31A pannier bag. I call them pags because I am young and we like to mix two different words and
00:39bring them together. Case in point, Brangelina. God rest them.
00:43So anyway, what was a pannier bag or pag, if you will, doing not on a bike but on the
00:51tube, director?
00:53What? Someone took their bike on the tube?
00:56Yes. Yes. Yes. Someone took their bike on the tube. Of course. That is why you were in the big
01:02chair.
01:03See it. Say it. Sort it. I saw it. I said it. You sorted it. Okay. I'm going to go.
01:08Did you do something different with your hair? Because it's fire. Okay. I know the way out. Bye.
01:24You are where I need you to be.
01:27I did a fair bit of work with the IRL recently. They said you was from a local residence association.
01:33This is file. And this is her address. 32 Ivydale Grove.
01:38Ivy Dago.
01:59No one is more fond of the carnival than we are. I mean, our concern here is for public safety.
02:05Us and the festival goers.
02:07For everyone's safety, we are suggesting that the carnival be moved to a more suitable location. Hyde Park or Coventry.
02:17Coventry.
02:17Mm-hmm.
02:19IRA.
02:20Ivydale Residents Association.
02:24Bastards.
02:33The IRA is the Ivydale Residents Association.
02:38What?
02:38The Ivydale Residents Association. And Fish is in it.
02:42They've been trying to get carnival shut down or move for years. The radio scrambling isn't a cover for a
02:47terror attack.
02:48I think it is the terror attack.
02:49I think they're trying to cause a crash to prove their case.
02:53Are you sure Fish is in on this?
02:54Yeah. I was set up. I was the patsy handing over security plans so our hands are clean.
03:01So what should we do? Should we warn people?
03:04Religion's place, people!
03:05No, no, no, no. It could cause a panic. We'll be doing their jobs for them.
03:09Oh, oh. They're tracking you're putting Steve's car.
03:11Yes! Actually, I've been meaning to ask, how do I track a car? I just put it under there hoping
03:17for the best.
03:17Go see Dave in the gadget stores and he'll give you a receiver.
03:21Okay. I'll call you when I find Steve. Be safe, yeah?
03:24Yep.
03:25And also, try and act normal.
03:31Yes, yes. All right, sister, yeah.
03:33And, yeah.
03:37There's no place on pan!
03:41We need to abort.
03:43What are you talking about?
03:44I think someone's on to us. My fall guy.
03:48Based on what?
03:49Based on... a feeling.
03:52Last-minute nerves, Joanna. You were the same when we installed the Rising Bonnards.
03:56Now, listen...
03:58Besides, such a decision requires a meeting. Forum.
04:01Then we need an emergency meeting.
04:03Which requires 24 hours' notice.
04:05We have articles of association...
04:15The chairs are steeped in our own liqueur.
04:17Oh, lovely.
04:19Who was on the phone?
04:20No one.
04:21The cat sitter.
04:23Would it be crass to have a glass of bubbly?
04:25Oh, lovely.
04:26Shall I turn on the TV?
04:27Good God.
04:27I'm not suggesting we watch.
04:30Beginning to wonder if we're doing the right thing.
04:32Come on, Cynthia.
04:33We've been over and over this.
04:35We've had vote after vote.
04:36The current situation is untenable.
04:38We know that.
04:39Sooner or later, there's going to be a serious incident.
04:42The AI modelling that Zack kindly prepared for us.
04:46Fantastic.
04:47Showed us much.
04:48We've tried everything we can to make the council listen, and they simply won't.
04:52If anything, this is on them.
04:54We suggested every viable alternative location, like Stratford.
04:58Oh, no.
04:59My sister lives there.
05:00Again, not that Stratford, Cynthia.
05:03We saw an all-black production of Hamlet at the RSC.
05:09Do you know, it was absolutely marvellous.
05:12Yes, of course.
05:13Regrettably, there will be some casualties.
05:16But at least this way, we have some control over the numbers.
05:21If it were done, winter's done, then farewell.
05:25It'd be done quickly.
05:27Thank you, Murray.
05:29Also, it's knocking a million off my house price.
05:32It's economic vandalism.
05:35When exactly will...
05:38...it happen?
05:40As soon as the parade comes to a close,
05:43and the crowds start moving,
05:46then our chap will jam the radios.
05:51Chin-chin.
05:53What do you want?
06:00Okay, I might have a way to get your record white.
06:03It's a long shot, okay?
06:04It's a very long shot, but it's the best shot you're going to have.
06:06And I need you to work with me on something.
06:08Work with you?
06:09On what?
06:10I'm going to need to sell that you are my informer.
06:13Snitch?
06:14Nah, bun.
06:15Okay, look, Tevin,
06:16if you are really serious about going straight,
06:18if you really want to be in your daughter's life,
06:20these are the kind of decisions you're going to have to make, right?
06:22You're going to have to not be so cool in front of your boys.
06:25And yes, maybe they might try and kill you every once in a while.
06:28Hey, it's dumb.
06:28Mum, I forgot the password.
06:29Can you let me in?
06:30But I need you to work with me on this, okay?
06:31Are you in or are you out?
06:34What do you need me to do?
06:36Okay.
06:39I should just give you two your own set of keys.
07:04Oh, shit.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:07Dad.
07:08Baby.
07:09Okay.
07:11Pick up.
07:13Pick up.
07:18You've reached the voicemail on.
07:19Dr. Morris Archibald.
07:21Please leave a message.
07:23Hey, Dad, it's me.
07:24I don't know if you're at Carnival yet,
07:25but if you aren't, don't go.
07:27And if you are, leave now.
07:29Something's going to go down.
07:30And I don't mean to funky town, Dad.
07:32This isn't a joke, okay?
07:33Just call me when you get this.
07:35What the fuck, man?
07:38What's up, yeah?
07:39Yes, boss.
07:40So, how are you liking the bank for the device?
07:42Fantastic weather?
07:43Yeah, it's great.
07:45Um, I need to change the destination, mate.
07:48Sorry, boss.
07:49You'll have to do it on the app.
07:50Yeah, I can't do it on the app because my destination is...
07:52It's moving.
07:54Are you following someone?
07:56Yes.
07:57Like in a film?
07:59I guess.
08:01You'd be surprised how much this happens.
08:03Strap in.
08:17Go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:19Bring her right here.
08:27Go round, Amber.
08:28Move out the bloody way.
08:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
08:33Stop, stop, stop.
08:36Five stars, mate.
08:37Damn right, five stars.
08:46Great.
08:47Woo!
08:48Woo!
08:48Woo!
08:51Ah, if you want a 99, you've got a queue like everybody else.
09:00Hold that, Pete.
09:06Shit, shit, shit!
09:09Thank you! Sorry!
09:11Come on!
09:15Let me get a banana lolly.
09:17Sprinkles as well, yeah?
09:18On a lolly!
09:20So I like my stuff.
09:25I don't get to calling!
09:27He's on to us!
09:28He put the tracker in an ice cream bag!
09:30What? Who are you?
09:32He's very close!
09:35No, that's 9 o'clock.
09:379, that's 12.
09:39Now you're just looking in the sky!
09:40Ah, I'm not comfortable, military time dog!
09:43Get on your bloody right, Kay!
09:45Yes!
09:47Sorry!
09:47Just coming!
09:49You get off!
09:50And I'll come round!
09:52Yes!
09:52Yes!
09:53Yes!
09:57Oh, sorry.
09:58Excuse me.
09:59Sorry.
10:00Oh my God!
10:00Officer!
10:01I know this is going to sound a bit weird, but I need you to believe me on this, right?
10:05There is going to be a crush!
10:07Like a really big one!
10:09Yeah!
10:10I think so!
10:13What?
10:15No!
10:15Hello!
10:15Hello everybody!
10:17You join yourself safely!
10:19Good!
10:21Good!
10:21Good!
10:21Oh no!
10:22I got here as quick as I could!
10:24Okay!
10:24So here's where we're at, right?
10:25We're pretty sure that Steve is going to trigger a fatal crush.
10:28And we have no idea where he is!
10:31We could set this thing off any minute!
10:35Hang on!
10:36What?
10:37Dave said you need a transmitter to scramble the radios.
10:40Hmm?
10:40If you're going to block a signal, you need an aerial.
10:43Probably a really big one.
10:45Place somewhere like that.
10:48Oh my God, okay.
10:49Yes!
10:50Which flat is that?
10:51Uh, sixth floor, and one, two, third across.
10:55Okay, you're a fucking genius!
10:56Come on!
10:56Don't, don't, don't, don't!
10:58What if it's someone that really doesn't want to pay for their sky?
11:02Well, what else have we got?
11:07It's over the road, come in.
11:08It is, it's over the road.
11:10How are you looking down there, Barb?
11:12We're about...
11:13...the next few seconds back to me.
11:15...and we're about...
11:16...the next few seconds back to me.
11:16...and we're about...
11:16...and we're about...
11:17...and we're about...
11:17Yeah, come on, why don't you bump us somewhere else, man?
11:20Can you move, it's really important!
11:21National Security!
11:22Has it moved out of my way?
11:23What are you talking about?
11:25What are you talking about?
11:25What are you talking about?
11:25What are you talking about?
11:26We're trying to save the money!
11:26Sorry, sorry guys!
11:27Enjoy carnival!
11:30Go ahead.
11:31We're getting really, centre-back down here.
11:42Conditions are optimal to go.
11:43In that case, with the authority invested in me as chairman,
11:48I therefore, with due solemnity, authorize engagement.
12:08May God have mercy on our souls.
12:28Hello!
12:29Are you dead for what?
12:31I'm dead for the world!
12:35What?
12:36Is this your car, mate?
12:38Black golf?
12:3970 plates?
12:40Why?
12:40I want to come down here.
12:42Camps all telling me.
12:48Right, Steve.
12:50So good to see you.
12:51Looking good.
12:53Inside.
12:56You know, you kind of ruined my life, Steve.
12:58Sorry, Dawn.
12:59You don't love me, by the way.
13:01I glisten more, I swear.
13:05Look, I was out of order.
13:07We haven't met Steve.
13:08I'm Kay.
13:09Look, we know all about your plans, Steve.
13:12Your fake Irish jig is up.
13:14Except that.
13:15Oh.
13:17I also have a gun.
13:19I guess what we have here, I guess what we have here is a Mexican standoff.
13:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mexican standoff, so you need one other person with a gun, like, right
13:25there, so there's you two...
13:26Okay, okay, all right, fine, then it's just, it's just a standoff, then?
13:30Yeah, standoff is good, because Mexican standoff is actually quite offensive to the Mexican people.
13:33Okay, the point is, we both have guns.
13:37Except that.
13:40Mine's real.
13:43Shit, okay, okay, move to the backup plan.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Bring out the backup.
13:49Okay, just turning it on.
13:51What's your Wi-Fi password, Steve?
13:54Oh, for fuck's sake, just tether it to my phone.
13:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah.
13:59Oh, wait, sorry, face ID.
14:01Great.
14:01Okay, we knew you might come prepared, so we got ourselves a little insurance policy.
14:08I understand you collect pogs, Steve.
14:11Yeah, quite the collection, too.
14:13It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.
14:16Wouldn't it, Tevin?
14:19There's nothing here.
14:20What?
14:21I'm trying to text you.
14:22The place is empty.
14:25And don't say my name.
14:27Which you wouldn't have known was your real name if you didn't just correct me.
14:30You fucking idiots.
14:32Oh, well, that's very.
14:33At least this way you get to enjoy the show.
14:35What do you mean by show?
14:44Okay, that's bad.
14:49Anyone for me?
14:58We need permission to release off to Westport.
15:02We need help here.
15:09Oh, Dom.
15:10There's a reason you get picked to be the passy.
15:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
15:17Oh, my God.
15:18Oh, my God.
15:22Official!
15:23Yep. Didn't mean on to this guy ever since you handed over the file, Dominique.
15:29Bullshit! You were in on this, you and the Ivydale Residence Association.
15:34Preposterous! We can't even get quorum to object to the bike hangers, let alone organise something like this.
15:39I saw the pog on your desk.
15:42Yeah, I like a pog, so what?
15:44I'm a nerd.
15:48You might not believe it, Dominique, but the truth is I tracked down Steve, found you two here, despite the
15:53fact that you've been relieved of your duties.
15:56Steve shot you both, so I had to shoot Steve.
15:59No, Steve didn't shoot me.
16:00SHOCKING
16:11Police, please. This is an emergency.
16:14I'm a senior MI5 agent. I'm in attendance at a scene with shots fired and three fatalities.
16:21Flat 17, Tybourne Tower. I need a full response team and ambulances.
16:27OK. I'm sending officers over here.
16:47Oh, that hurts. That's worse than paintball.
16:50You think that hurts? Try having all of this.
16:56OK. Please tell me you hit record, Tev.
16:59Yes, I hit record.
17:00Oh, OK.
17:01Can you stop saying my name?
17:04Three victims, did you say?
17:06Yes. He shot two of them, so I had to neutralise him.
17:12I mean, like, prepare yourself. It's not a pretty sight.
17:19OK. What are you doing here, mate?
17:21It's a long story, Quentin, but let me just show you.
17:24Yep.
17:26Steve shot you both, so I had to shoot Steve.
17:29No, Steve didn't shoot...
17:32Oh, not all skin for OK.
17:35We have evidence.
17:37Ow!
17:38I've never stood as much as an apple from a greengrocer's.
17:41Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
17:44The man beamed nothing.
17:46What you know, you know.
17:48At this time forth, I will never speak once.
17:51Just say no comment, you swat.
17:54Can someone please tell my housekeeper to put the dips back in the fridge?
17:57Take your hands off me, I'm warning you, I've played Paddingham with David Cameron.
18:13You do not have to say anything.
18:14It may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned
18:17something which you later rely on in court.
18:20Are you dancing?
18:21No, my, er, underwear sort of right now.
18:24Get in the car!
18:39What are you doing?
18:41Come on, darling, it's carnival!
18:42Mm-mm, it's not my style, I don't really dance.
18:44Come on!
18:46OK?
18:48I don't dance.
18:49Come on!
19:22It's a new dawn, it's a new day
19:26It's a new life for me
19:32And I'm feeling good
19:42Fish in the sea, you know how I feel
19:49River running free, you know how I feel
19:56Blossom on the tree, you know how I feel
20:00It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life
20:05Good to have you back
20:08Thanks
20:09And I'm feeling good
20:15I just wanted to say thank you for what you did for Carnival
20:19It's my biggest weekend of the year, that
20:21It's just those are my people
20:24I'm always crate diving for old dub plates and whatnot
20:28I live in Clapham, which is pretty near Brixton
20:30I was actually thinking of setting up my own festival there
20:32A little Carnival, the Clapham Khan
20:36I'm in a reggae band basically
20:38You'd be kind of hot if you weren't such a knob, you know that
20:43Bye
20:48I'll do that
20:50We have set you up with your own desk over here
20:53We need you to familiarise yourself with this
20:55First we're briefing Cobra in two hours
20:57This is you
21:03Welcome to the fast lane
21:05Thank you
21:07Oh, um, remember I mentioned that informant who helped me
21:11I kind of promised him I'd get his record wiped
21:15Yeah, look, it's a bit of a hassle
21:17That sort of a thing
21:18Usually takes a second tick from Whitehall
21:22But my computer is logged in
21:25I'm going to go for a piss and an Earl Grey
21:26So I dare say if you were to access the records
21:28Third icon down
21:31Might be none the wiser, would I?
21:35Thank you
21:36Thank you
21:40Hi
21:43Hi
22:01Egghead
22:02Daddy
22:04I missed you
22:07Look, I've got something for you, Egghead
22:10You pay for that?
22:12I always pay for stuff
22:14Just with money from, you know
22:17Yeah, there was some times I didn't pay for stuff either
22:19But I did pay for this, look
22:22I've got a receipt
22:22It's alright
22:25I believe you
22:30But, um, Tamesha, things are, things are going to be different now
22:33I promise
22:38Come here
22:44Alright, look, uh, go inside, Egghead
22:46I'm right behind you
23:11I'm right behind you
23:17What, are you?
23:18Are you like Fisher now?
23:19Eh, I'm sort of better than Tom
23:20Not quite as good as Alistair
23:21What do you think?
23:23Hmm?
23:25I don't know
23:26Like today
23:27I got a frisbee down from a tree
23:31I stopped some lads from throwing another lad's bag on top of a bus stop
23:36I can see the difference I make in my community
23:39I just...
23:40I just didn't get that with MI5
23:42Kay
23:44You just saved Carnival
23:47Probably thousands of lives
23:49You
23:51Bravely
23:51Went and got that pink form
23:53Deborah's still texting me about a date
23:55If that's what he can even call some of the things she's describing
23:57You figured out about the radios
23:59You worked out how to find Steve's lair
24:02It was a lair, wasn't it?
24:03Kay, you are the difference in the community
24:06And MI5 needs that
24:08MI5 needs you
24:10So what do you say?
24:12Working together again? Team day?
24:15Huh?
24:18Alright
24:19Two hot chocolates with oat milk
24:21Because dairies, but oat caries
24:24We say boo
24:25To their...
24:26Stop it
24:26Stop it
24:29What the hell is happening?
24:31Oh, um, this is... yes
24:33Hi
24:33Ah
24:35This is yes
24:36Yeah
24:37She's pretty
24:39Er, I'm here
24:40But thank you
24:42Er, yes, this is Dom
24:45What?
24:46The da?
24:47Oh, I see my reputation precedes me
24:49Dom has very kindly offered me a job
24:52What?
24:54We've talked about this, this is what she does
24:56I'm sorry, this is who does what?
24:57Look, no offence
24:59Yeah
25:01But your relationship
25:03It's not healthy
25:05You're co-dependent
25:07Oh
25:09Yeah
25:11We are co-dependent
25:13Kay
25:14I want you to come and work with me because I depend on you
25:19And you depend on me
25:21And we are co-depending on each other
25:28So just come and work with me, man
25:32Please?
25:43Yes?
25:46I don't think I'm going to be finishing my shift
25:48Kay
25:49Here are the keys to the community centre
25:52You're going to have to fly solo for pension and bike maintenance
25:54Don't do this, Kay
25:56Make sure you reset the heating after hot yoga
25:58And don't let the Quakers bully you out before six
26:01Bye, Jas
26:03It's yes
26:03Oh, sorry, I really don't care
26:05Bye
26:05Good luck, Jas
26:07But you look
26:11Oat milk
26:12Yeah, I don't actually understand how an oat can be milked
26:16Good to have your back, friend
26:18Now, let's get out of here, shall we?
26:20No!
26:22No!
26:23Just a perk of the job
26:26Are you driving those hills?
26:28Yes, I am
26:28Oh, you see? You're slipping off the pedal
26:30It's because it has a low biting pain
26:32I'm just saying
26:32You can have a pair of flats in your bag
26:34Oh, my God, Kay
26:35You're putting me off
26:35I'm just...
26:36A pair of ballet pumps
26:37Doesn't have to break the bag
26:38No, stop talking
26:39I swear I will hit you
26:40Keep your hands at 10 to 2, please
26:41Do I get my own office?
26:43I don't even have my own office
26:45So, no!
26:46Can I have a bigger desk?
26:48Can I have a blonde on my desk?
26:49Can I have a vacation?
26:51It's a paper, isn't it?
26:52Let's go
26:53Can I start an office?
26:54Let's go
27:18Let's go
27:22Let's go
27:24Let's go
27:24Let's go
27:25Let's go
27:27Let's go
27:29Let's go
27:29Let's go
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