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Good Sports With Kevin Hart And Kenan Thompson - Season 1 Episode 5 - January 6Th, 2026
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00:00The NFL playoffs are here and two things are certain the Rams will be passing and the Bears
00:13will be rushing oh wait Kenny you forgot one more and the Falcons will be watching
00:17Oh you son of a
00:33Welcome to good sports the show that's half sports half comedy and half talk damn I suck at fractions ladies and gentlemen I'm Kevin Hart
00:41I'm Kenan Thompson did you have a good holiday break Kev?
00:44did I yes man I had an amazing holiday break I sat courtside with the family at a Lakers game
00:50uh you know we went to Aspen went to Aspen I did a little snowboarding and skiing I celebrated my
00:55Golden Globe nominations congratulations on that yeah yeah that was cool man a lot I had a lot going
01:01on what'd you do Kenan uh it's actually a pretty messed up yeah um I saw vandalism um cannibalism
01:08and even a public execution I'm sorry what I was like what what'd you say yeah I watched
01:14the pop-tarts bowl oh okay I'm never going to be the same got it I don't know what flavor that is
01:20but why are we grilling pop-tarts BYU I hope you guys are hungry where are you going wait oh no
01:26let's toast those mascots
01:31cookies and cream
01:33Jerry
01:34there's about 400 calories in that mouthful
01:38you know if there was any time that I could get back in my life
01:46I would ask for those 20 seconds right there like what what the what the are we watching
01:56can you imagine being in the audience
01:58and they're screaming put them in the toaster
02:03and then eat some oh eat that eat that pop-tart eat that pop-tart what school was that yeah who was
02:11what school who was playing in that game oh oh the mormons oh got it got it big game big big
02:20all right let's get into it out the gate out the gate oh my we're starting off with a bang people
02:25the Steelers had a miraculous win on Sunday night when the Ravens missed the last second field goal
02:30and this might be why this is a priest who is spreading holy water in that end zone the catholic
02:38community of pittsburgh is very strong and the size to the Steelers are everywhere this reminds
02:43me of a joke a priest a shaman and an asshole walk onto a field the bartender says what can i get for
02:49you aaron rogers all right this week brown's edge russia miles garrett broke the single season
02:59sack record yeah yes he did congratulations man congrats we salute you miles and the best part is
03:05your dad was at the game to see it and there's his dad lawrence who is a photographer himself
03:11miles has the hobby of photography as well he's got a professional that's better what we got i think
03:15thing of beauty right there wow i guess we know what he got for christmas
03:19yeah yeah yeah my son got me this
03:28i can't bring in a fanny pack or an umbrella into the stadium but this guy can come in with the
03:32hubble telescope that ain't fair he's either taking pictures or he's looking at saturn's rings i don't
03:38know what he's doing man he's definitely not looking at the brown's rings because they ain't got
03:43nothing no no no god damn right they ain't got nothing all right people prepare yourselves for
03:48the worst rushing attempt by an nfl running back in over three decades journey it's been a two-time pro
03:53bowler oh my god his wife was like emmanuel next time you need to ask for directions right
04:13because that's what wives be saying no no i got it you know what i'm saying no i got it when you said it
04:18i got it do it do it again do it again something again one more time yeah this one this one's gonna
04:24hit watch his wife was like emmanuel next time you need to ask for directions that's what it was
04:33devin booker is one of the greatest shooting guards to play for the phoenix suns
04:37even when things get a little dark in the paint he finds a way to shine where the suns don't
04:42out gets the drive gets control of the ball oh wow look at that wow wow usually you got to go to
04:50an airport bathroom to get this kind of action you know being a hockey goalie is one of the toughest
04:57jobs in sports let's see how two professionals prepare at the highest level includes visualization
05:03on the bench and so does dustin wolf's helibook has won vesinus so clearly it works for him and wolf is
05:08the flames present and future and goal they were both on their benches for five or six minutes
05:13that's how i look when i pretend to be reading the script yeah yeah that's good yeah yeah yeah
05:19that's good yeah this is this is me this is me getting ready for a field sobriety test here you go
05:30i can't i can't walk on that line ain't nobody ask too much of nothing look at my eyes
05:39despite beating yukon 41 to 16 in their bowl game the army players struggled to dump gatorade on
05:45their own coach for a group that had nine one now y'all better get your ass out of here
05:50no you ain't gonna get me i don't with the cold i told y'all that with the code no y'all go in now
05:56y'all slow y'all slow get your head get off of me
06:02see that huh yeah this is part of the army's don't splash don't tell policy
06:08that's right quiet everybody be quiet ain't nobody see nothing
06:18now before the armed forces bow some paratroopers put on a display of american military dominance
06:24oh now wait a second i'm okay
06:31i'm good though oh man show one more time
06:36show one more time yeah like the panic just as hey hey hey hey move open up open up open up
06:45yeah yeah damn it catch me catch me somebody somebody catch me why they still do i don't
06:55understand why they still doing the parachute into the stadiums thing like so many of them don't
06:59work is that a thing yeah like so many of them so many of them go completely completely bad
07:06like how are you supposed to see that it's just bad like one little string that caught him and then
07:10they gotta wait for him to get the whole parachute thing after the accident excuse me excuse me
07:15oh my god talk about bad field position that's horrible yeah he landed out the back of the end
07:25zone so they placed him on the 25 yard line that's all right ladies and gentlemen that is called out
07:31the gate that's our next guest is a three-time super bowl champion with the dallas cowboys that's
07:39right last week his college team the miami hurricanes got their second win in the college
07:44playoff please welcome michael irvin michael
07:54hey what's up man how you doing kevin i'm good how you guys doing man it's great to be on with
07:59you guys man kevin i haven't seen you since i did that show with you last time in la yeah so
08:04good to see you bro on purpose man uh i gotta start off by telling you happy new year man wishing
08:10you and yours a very big and blessed i don't subscribe to a happy new year i subscribe to the
08:17happy new year yes that's what i'm talking about right now because the way this thing is going it's
08:27been a happy new year we just got to keep it going okay real quick mike just uh checking for myself is
08:33this a you uh that's the you right yeah that's the you oh okay i came up with this sign this to you
08:42and i did the commercial after i came up with it on esp a long time ago and if i ever tell you how why
08:47i came up with the you i was working with chris berman and tom jackson i just got the job right and i'm
08:54driving to my first show what time was it always knew this was a morning show okay good drive you
09:02know what i mean it's a good drive it's an early morning show and i'm thinking about what chris
09:07berman is going to say because you always say to tom jackson where is he from where is he from and he
09:11says so i did not want to say anything had to do
09:17with cane hurricane cocaine no kind of cane so i said to you i started right there
09:24and that's how we got it you're thinking you're thinking you're thinking how's what you doing
09:28right you're right and then the next the next time i did the commercial i came home we did a commercial
09:34we were like this is too small this is too much but this is just right always helpful yeah
09:41that's right so yeah yeah yeah yeah mike i'll be honest with you man i feel like we could have
09:47got to that a lot sooner man in that story no no no no no no no no i like that uh after you guys
09:55beat ohio state man you got a strange way of celebrating yeah you didn't know the belt is off
09:59can you explain that explain the thought process well y'all know man it's all you you know everybody
10:13always talking bta belt to ass so the last couple games everybody they never give us any opportunity
10:22to win and i keep telling them y'all messing with a bunch of florida boys and down in florida we know
10:28how we know how to put bta because we got bta a lot you know when i was doing that kenan what you
10:36said is exactly what they said to carmen you could tell he got his ass whooped when he was a kid
10:44you can tell he got his ass whooped and you can tell he whooped some ass okay
10:51all right so what does miami need to do to beat old miss this week
10:54and old miss is an incredible football team not that quarterback my my yard man today right he was
11:03supposed to be fixing the damn sprinklers what time was this he said that that was about 3 30 this
11:08afternoon damn right yeah he said to me he don't know nothing about football i said mike that old
11:13miss quarterback looked like patrick mahone i said man fix my damn sprinklers and share them i don't
11:18want to hear that from you whoa whoa that took a laugh that's all right another question for you
11:27is old miss better without lane kiffin it's hard for me to say you're better without lane kiffin
11:31because clay's a great coach but sometimes it's not just about skill it's about a collective will
11:37and when teams come together and say we'll show the world we can do it without lane kiffin i hope they
11:43not better come thursday when we play when you were dominating college football they weren't paying
11:49players do you think that it's only fair that you and others like you get reparations or do you feel
11:54like you've been taken care of yeah no i feel like i've been taken care of they cheated me they cheated me
12:01i had i got 25 on the weekend i got 16 brothers and sisters they took 16 of those so i was left with
12:09nine dollars yeah i got cheated i want my money if they got it i want my money that's not that we
12:15should sue that's not a bad idea well hold on mike well wait a minute man what happened we're just
12:20doing this man you know go back to this man i'm talking about sue the whole thing not just for you
12:26well y'all crazy man you played in bowl games back when they had simple names like the orange and
12:43the sugar and the fiesta right but now there are new bowl game names every single year and it's hard
12:48to tell if they're real or they made up so we put together a list of bowl game names and you got to
12:53decide if they are real or just some bowl shit yeah that's right this is bowl or bowl shit yes
13:00let's go yes sir all right first up wasabi fenway bowl what you think bowl or bowl shit oh that's
13:06bullshit that's bullshit bullshit that's bullshit i never heard about it wasabi all right let's see
13:11the answer that one is that one's actually real that was actually real yeah army army beat connecticut
13:2041 to 16. okay by the way you can tell that we didn't believe it because we checked with
13:25producers is that real is that real right really okay all right okay got it got it got it that's
13:31that actually happened i yeah i definitely thought that was bullshit okay all right all right next we
13:35got oh this is good for me right look at this right here i do well with these um the yoshinoa beef bowl
13:41come on um what do you think you know yoshinoa oh is that yoshinoa yeah oh is that what that is
13:49hold on mike give us a second because i have a problem with uh pronouncing words that i've never
13:53seen uh let me take another crack at that okay uh you sure that's yoshinoa yo oh yoshinoa oh okay
14:01because i i thought i thought it was yoshinoa i thought it was okay i got it i got it now you
14:08know i know it here we go you ready all right next we got the yoshinoa beef bowl yeah i do love beef
14:16paws but i'm going to show this is bullshit all right well let's see the answer let's see the answer
14:22right now all right yep that's fake that man knows his balls he knows his balls all right now we got this
14:30one here the bush's best boca raton bowl of beans what you think michael bush's best that bowl
14:38shit is boca raton i i know about boca raton i don't think that that's messing with bush's best
14:44all right let's see let's see let's see let's see the answer oh it's real real that one is real
14:52louisville beat toledo 27 to 22. yeah all right next we got the mark davis
14:59bowl cut bowl what do we think about that no that's bullshit right there are you sure i don't
15:07know man my mom used to take me to that bowl that's the i'm familiar with that bowl yeah the
15:12one they put on your head let's see what happens all right let's see the answer
15:17that one is fake yes yes good call michael i got it i got it all right finally it's the plan b
15:29the plan b oopsie daisy bowl all right
15:37what do you think is this a real bowl or not okay well and and with all the brothers that play in
15:45football and all the plan b that's needed i'm gonna call that a real bowl
15:53unfortunately unfortunately it's fake it's fake yeah that was okay it's fake but i get it
16:00i get it i get what he's saying though it should be celebrated that was the one bowl that notre
16:05dame never pulled out of him yeah i got you all right folks that was bowler bullshit yes yes yes
16:12thank you so much michael yes hey man mike listen we want to wish you and the hurricanes good luck
16:18against the rebels man before you go we will give you the floor to tell old miss cooler what you got
16:23coming for him okay we're gonna give you the floor right now oh you better believe it right there
16:27talk to it right there talk to it let me let them know right now that this has been a hell of a season
16:32and you guys ought to be proud of all you have accomplished but right now come thursday
16:37afternoon i'm gonna need you to bitten over and take this belt to ass you know what i'm saying
16:43yeah that's what i'm gonna need yeah you heard him you heard what he said you're gonna take that
16:47belt to ass you punk bitch yeah yeah that's what i'm saying that's it anything else michael you good
16:52that's it no no no you can finish it up you know how to finish okay well we'll we'll we'll deal with
16:58him when you go man get get mike about it that's right man thank you so much for being here
17:02mr playmaker and good luck to you in the fiesta bowl thank you so much michael irvin we will be
17:07right back yes sir yes sir michael irvin we love you mike thank you man this week in sports history
17:14january 6 1994 at the u.s figure skating championship in detroit nancy kerrigan was stuck with a nightstick
17:23it wasn't the first time someone was attacked by a police baton in detroit but it was the first time it
17:29happened to a white lady and that's important that was this week in sports history
17:37the end of the nfl regular season also means the end of the nfl red zone shout out to scott hansen
17:42but for those who love non-stop scoring action don't worry the nba is dipping their toe into the water with
17:49kevin hart man do you ever say no to anything can you just hush man just watch it please welcome to nba
17:56splash zone where we bring you every three-pointer dunk block floater up and under fadeaway jumper
18:01reverse layup from every second of every game every day of the week let's get wet let's get wet let's
18:08start with the lakers and clippers yeah now bring up the maz and bulls wait wait no go go nuggets and
18:14pacers and okc in uh detroit okay okay both of those games in the splash zone okay all right now go clippers
18:23clippers are on the fast break and oops looks like we just added some more game okay no look we got
18:28it we got it no no no we got 16 games in full quarters splash turn from center who just did that
18:34okay we back to minnesota bottom left no that's not minnesota that's memphis memphis and minnesota
18:38i get them i get them mixed up because it is flash though was that cooper flag was that cooper flag
18:43it it was cooper flag they're scoring they're scoring over there and they're scoring what's that comment in the
18:49chat okay look if you want to chime in then there's a chat is that bill won't didn't bill won't die
18:54who's making a total you're doing it too much it's too much happening and i told you the idea was
18:59stupid in the first place it's stupid this has been nba splash zone
19:04splash zone baby i like that that's everything everything is happening so fast yeah man yeah all
19:09right the nfl regular season just ended and it was nothing short of entertaining mostly due to the fans
19:15yeah tonight we'd like to take a look back on some of our favorite fan moments from the season
19:20this is famedemonium come on fans you know we've all seen this clip but this young man sums up what
19:27being a jets fan is all about take a look i hate this team i was born into this and i i'm not gonna ever
19:34i'm always a jets fan but like i just i hate this team yeah yeah yeah yeah that about sums it up it's
19:42tough yeah it's tough it's a hard job yeah since that interview they've only gotten worse very true
19:47very true nfl fans would do anything for their team to win but this next guy might have taken it a little
19:53too far and if you think we're talking about his outfit wait till you hear about his politics what's
19:58the craziest thing you would sacrifice for the cowboys to win it all i don't want to say this because
20:01it's crazy but probably my family getting getting deported man damn that is cold ice cold oh
20:08shit come on man i know what are you doing man right there you couldn't leave it there i could
20:14you had to go pick it up anyway oh my goodness yeah this guy's wearing a mask and a sombrero
20:19you know here's my question how do you dress both like ice and the people they deport how do you do
20:24that's crazy i just got to point out that we've watched all these unhinged fans clips
20:41and i haven't seen one eagles fan that's because we're only halfway through the segment why don't we
20:47take a look at this next clip that's right yeah you know what he said he said go bird that's what
21:03he said wait wait was that you audience haven't laughed that hard all night i mean that was a group
21:13laugh at the same time trying to say no that's just how we say hello in philly that's all that is
21:19now eagles fans aren't exactly the sharpest talons in the claw exhibit eight
21:31i'm not gonna let y'all tease him because i know what he spells yeah i know what he was trying to
21:35spell he just took the longer road to get there
21:37it's as you guys damn it thank god this guy isn't a fan of the buccaneers
21:52did he go to avid elementary come on come on kenny look man this whole thing really starts
21:58uh at the top okay check out check out philly mayor last year
22:05come on that's right that's right y'all blaming the wrong person
22:11y'all blaming the wrong person okay she must be one of the teachers
22:15at abbott elementary that's right yeah kevin why don't you spell eagles i can spell eagles you
22:20don't think i know how to spell it come on okay e-a-g-l-e-s eagles
22:27you already know what that's going to happen ladies and gentlemen that was pandemonium
22:36all right our next guest is an actor a producer a marvel superhero and he trains harder than most
22:42professional athletes that's right he does you can watch him in the copenhagen tests
22:46streaming on peacock please welcome my guy simu lee let's go
22:51simu we see you we see you how are you guys i'm really good man it's good to see you good to see
22:57you as well man simu in your new show you play an intelligence analyst whose eyes and airs get
23:01hacked okay i want to know what that means and i just want to know if i can use that with my wife
23:07yeah that makes sense no you definitely could use it with with your wife yeah so in our show
23:11i play a character he gets this nanotechnology embedded in his brain so it broadcasts everything
23:16that he sees and everything that he hears for example if your wife was hacked if you hacked your
23:21wife yeah and then you were you know in bed with your wife yeah you could watch it back from her
23:26perspective i don't want to see that and you would they would just see you yeah i don't understand
23:30a lot more you know i don't want to see that whatever face that you make yeah yeah well i definitely
23:35don't want to see that yeah yeah yeah i don't want that technology at all you uh you're a big
23:40basketball fan yeah you played in that 2023 nba celebrity game let's watch you a little bit in
23:45action this is everybody's shooting at the ruffle though i don't oh one more time oh yeah don't give
23:55him room hey don't give him room hey that's all right no you got to get that love thank you so
24:01much no i'll be honest i didn't know what i was going to see and i didn't expect to see that i did
24:06not expect to see it because i'm asian isn't it you just i was a little racist i was definitely a little
24:10racist with what i was expecting to see i was not getting the benefit of the doubt all right when you
24:13shot the ball no my reaction was actually really right i said oh oh by the way your reaction was the exact
24:19same as d-wade's because d-wade he was giving an interview when i shot it and he you could clearly see him
24:24being like this motherfucker's like why the is he trying yeah but not everybody can say that they
24:28made a four-pointer in front of d-wade no i think i might be the only one because the ruffles the
24:32this i don't know what this ruffles four-point thing is but they i think it's only in the celebrity
24:36game i don't think anyone else has ever shot it no no i'm i'm thoroughly impressed but i don't
24:40think thoroughly impressed by that thank you so much thank you it might be the best thing i've ever
24:43done by ruffles because you had to say you could have just had four-point play yeah no you're right
24:49what's going on are you getting a check from ruffles no i wish i wish okay all right well
24:54from the frito-lay company he's shouting out give him what he deserves now that's right
24:59he shot from the ring that was give him what he deserves i did that for free i did that for free
25:02not just now i just got the check attached to it okay that's what i do okay okay that's what i do okay
25:07all right trust me when i tell you they come i know i know i know you got your back do the right thing
25:11don't be racist okay
25:16just saying you in the upcoming avengers yeah the doomsday movie that's huge come on now
25:26that's like being on an all-star team right clearly robert downey jr is like a lebron
25:31yeah i'd say so who might be the draymond get a little gossip so by draymond you mean like
25:38doesn't don't really do a lot talks a lot the enforcer kind of enforcer yeah yeah who would
25:43that be i'm sorry no shade to draymond i uh i'm pretty shady no i uh uh uh mackey
25:49i'd probably say mackey yeah i'd probably say mackey that man talks a lot by the way that's pretty
25:54accurate yeah yeah magic magic i'm out there i've never played him in basketball but he seems to
26:00he seems to think that even though he's like probably almost 10 years older than me that he
26:04could take me and it's just not i mean you see you've seen me you saw me hit the ruffles hey listen
26:08you saw me hit the ruffles four-point shot you're not gonna get nothing from me i told you i'm very
26:12shocked i'll take ruffles yes do the right thing do the right thing we just need to check ruffles six
26:18times on this yes but it's all gonna make sense when it comes your way thank you let's make some news
26:22tonight give us a little uh avengers uh doomsday spoiler if you can yeah if you can tell us something
26:27i mean how's it in yeah uh okay how about this how about my life isn't how about this since you can't
26:36say nothing here's what we'll do we'll read some potential avengers doomsday spoilers and you just
26:41tell us if they're true or not yeah okay yeah can we do that yeah all right yeah i do that first up
26:47avengers doomsday is a musical and and wolverine is singing a neo-diamond song we're just asking is
26:55it is that happening yeah yeah for sure yeah okay okay all right chris evans and robert downey jr
27:04not senior junior they they go full heated rivalry
27:07i mean if it makes people watch the movie yeah yeah yeah no i think that one might be true he didn't
27:18spider-man is in the movie and uncle ben returns but it's the one from the rice
27:25is he in it it's true is that it it's all true man i heard uncle ben and sam jackson go at it
27:45hey dude that's what i heard god bless you no that's the best rice i've ever had give me that
27:50goddamn rice motherfucker sam come on i make rice for everybody terence howard is returning as iron
28:01main oh he wants to be iron main main iron mine come on man come on man come on man what you mean i
28:14can't be iron man i can't be iron man what you trying to say i can't be iron man you gotta tell
28:26them we're just for the people that don't get that that's a that's a hustle and flow joke it's a
28:31definitely hustle and flow joke we can joke all day and have a lot of fun but simu the one thing that i
28:36will not joke about is your career your trajectory man when i talked to you last time you were just
28:41starting and you were excited about the things that were coming your way and it's dope as hell to
28:45see you flourish and fly the way you are man congrats on your new series more importantly congrats
28:50on another daggone avengers man things are going big and i don't plan on seeing you stop in no time
28:55soon okay uh give me a role in the near future buddy uh you know i got i got stuff that i want to do
29:01right ken like me and you there's no reason why we shouldn't be in these movies with i hear i hear
29:04they're looking for another ant-man what the fuck does that mean i'm just saying it's the perfect
29:09why'd you do this i just what does that mean i'm an ant-man what does that mean why'd you do this
29:12right here yeah yeah yeah which is american sign language i'm the big ant-man i'm the big one
29:19i'm the big ant-man so true yeah okay we'll shoot it low yeah yeah
29:24ladies and gentlemen i want you to do me a favor and check out kova hagen test which is streaming
29:28somewhere else right now okay that's right somewhere else somewhere else this week in sports history
29:37january 8th 2000 the music city miracle the titans win an afc wildcard game over the bills on a last
29:45second 75 yard kickoff return touchdown today the music city miracle refers to any time a bachelorette
29:53party makes it home from nashville with zero cracked phone screens and that was this week in sports history
30:02ladies and gentlemen that is our show i want to say thanks so much to our god michael irvin
30:06simu lee you yes it did it yes we will see you next tuesday good night and good sports good sports
30:17credits these are the credits look at that guy credits what does she do credits oh we got kevin and
30:30keenan don't you ever forget it and there's a guy in the bay who does all the edits and there's a lot
30:36of other people doing other jobs too but i don't know what half of them are
30:41like what's the best boy what's a key grip where everybody came together to put on a show this has been good
30:51sports now it's time to go home it's the credits these are the credits
30:59credits
31:10you
31:12you
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