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00:00Thank you very much.
00:30Good evening and welcome to QI, but tonight we're taking a walk on the wild side in a show all about animals starting with W.
00:39Let's meet our pride of panellists. Wiley as a wolf, it's Nabeel Abdul Rashid.
00:48Whip smart as a whippet, it's Sam Campbell.
00:54Grass as a wrasse, it's Holly Walsh.
01:00And the blue whale is his white whale, it's Alan Davis.
01:09Let's hear their whinnies. Holly goes.
01:14Sam goes.
01:18Nabeel goes.
01:22Alan goes.
01:24William Boone, William Boone, William Boone, William Boone, William Boone, William Boone, William Boone, William Boone, William Boone, William Boone.
01:31Now, let's open this cat of worms with question one. How many legs does a walrus have?
01:36Four.
01:37What are they, hands then? Are they hands it has? Well, no, so they are legs, so it does have four, but it has more than that.
01:50Perhaps the walrus has different stages, so when it's in its larvae stage, it would have no legs.
01:54And then, as it grows, it would sort of, yeah, sort of, it ends up with one.
02:05OK, so the definition of leg is each of the organs of support and locomotion in an animal body, OK?
02:12Support and locomotion.
02:13Support and locomotion.
02:14Well, it goes mainly about on its tummy, doesn't it?
02:16And how does it pull itself forward on the ice when it's on its stomach?
02:19With its, with its hands.
02:21Tusks. It uses its tusks.
02:23Uses its tusks?
02:24Yes, as well as the four flippers, so we count those as legs.
02:26No, don't count those as legs.
02:29Do the two tusks count as one leg?
02:32So, no, they count as two legs, and so it's got four flippers, so in total it's got six legs.
02:37Doesn't that technically make it an insect?
02:39It's an insect.
02:48It's an insect.
02:49Like a fly.
02:50Stay woke, people.
02:51They're lying to us.
02:53The BBC is rife with corruption.
02:57The revolution is being televised but may be edited.
03:02What's their favourite food?
03:04Any thoughts about that?
03:06Just for a bonus point, we'd like to say that the walruses have a very pungent odour.
03:11OK, did you want to say it together or...?
03:14One, two, three.
03:17Walruses are...
03:18They stink!
03:22I think that's probably too.
03:24They are essentially, if you look at that mouse, they can eat three to six thousand clams in a single sitting.
03:29Clams?
03:30Clams, yes.
03:31They like vongole.
03:32They love clams.
03:33If you took a walrus out, it cost you about 1,500 quid at a London fish shop.
03:36That's the cost of it.
03:37And what they do...
03:38But do they gather them all up, then?
03:39Well, what they can do, which is amazing, is they can clamp their lips around the clam shell and then they pull their tongue backwards into the mouth so fast that it's this incredibly powerful sucking force.
03:49It opens the clam and sends the clams flying out and then they spit the clam shell out.
03:53Do you know, that's like me when I eat edamame.
03:57I'm ruthless.
03:58I eat them like they've wronged my family.
04:01Maybe...
04:02So what walruses can do is that when they're in captivity, they can actually suck holes in wooden planks because they have this incredible sucking force.
04:09So they can suck a glory hole.
04:11I mean, I don't think that's what they advertise them as in the zoo.
04:17The moustaches so they can be more incognito because they've gone around sucking on all these glory holes, Cindy.
04:23Maybe that's it.
04:24Now, I've got something which is walrus related.
04:26I'm going to have to wear gloves in order to show it to you.
04:29What do you think I might be showing you?
04:32Is it a bit of a walrus?
04:34It's a bit of a walrus, yes.
04:35It's an astonishing bit.
04:36Is it a tusk?
04:37Balls!
04:38Weirdly, Nabil, you are closer.
04:40OK.
04:41A penis!
04:42Well...
04:46So you two both get a point because male walruses have a penis bone or a baculum and this is such a thing.
04:55Wow, it looks like a rounders bat.
04:57It's...
04:58Well, they have been used as clubs in the past.
05:00This has been lent to us by the Grant Museum.
05:02I thought you were going to say it was lent to you by a walrus.
05:06I want it back!
05:09The Grant Museum at UCL.
05:11Credits since 1828.
05:12Do go and have a look.
05:13It's the most fantastic museum.
05:14Anyway, they've lent us this.
05:15So why might...
05:16The natural boner.
05:17Yes.
05:18Why might they want to have a bone inside that's like...
05:21Is it counts as another leg?
05:22Is it a rudder?
05:23Is it a rudder?
05:24Is it a rudder?
05:25No.
05:26No, it means they can start mating without waiting for an erection.
05:27Well, that badges are the same.
05:28And I don't know that from personal experience.
05:29Yeah.
05:30Why doesn't everyone have that?
05:31Who said everyone doesn't?
05:32It's an absolute monster.
05:33It's...
05:34It is big, isn't it?
05:35And I say that with no experience whatsoever.
05:36I can tell by the way you're holding it.
05:37Are you holding it.
05:38Mm-hmm .
05:39Mm-hmm .
05:40Let's just wait...
05:41I can tell by the way you're holding it.
05:42Let's not wait for the break it only here.
05:43So this is plugins.
05:44I'm not even if you're bringing something up now.
05:45ots yesterday.
05:46The gifts now
05:58LAUGHTER
06:00LAUGHTER
06:06I'm going to pop this away because it's rather precious.
06:09Female walruses also have a clitoris bone, which is called a bobellum, but it's tiny.
06:13These are different ages of clitoris bone,
06:16which are, strictly speaking, called clitorides,
06:19and they're much, much smaller.
06:21Half a pound of clitorides, please.
06:23LAUGHTER
06:26It sounds like you're going on holiday after we're going to the clitorides, isn't it?
06:30It's all-inclusive.
06:33So, bats have them, rodents have them, cats, dogs,
06:36we don't know why some have them and some don't.
06:38They're gorgeous.
06:39They are gorgeous, darling.
06:41And here is the thing, is that I wanted to show you the baculum,
06:44the male penis, and I wanted to show you the bobellum,
06:47and we looked for one to show you today, but none of our elves could find one.
06:51LAUGHTER
06:53APPLAUSE
07:00But if you think, how do they attract each other?
07:02Male walruses, they clap and they wolf whistle to attract females.
07:07So they use whistling above ground, what do you think they do underwater?
07:10Farty bubbles.
07:13LAUGHTER
07:15Well...
07:16I can't even look at you after I've said farty bubbles.
07:18LAUGHTER
07:19You're not far off.
07:20Really?
07:21They do create air bubbles, but they do it by clapping their flippers, OK?
07:24It's called cavitation.
07:25And they can clap up to 200 decibels.
07:28That's as loud as a volcanic explosion.
07:31So this is not as loud as that, but have a quick look.
07:33What's he thinking about there?
07:38LAUGHTER
07:39He's not up on the glass, isn't he?
07:41It's like one single fan at a Peter Andre concert.
07:44LAUGHTER
07:46I don't find that attractive.
07:47Do you not?
07:48No.
07:49If a man went like this...
07:50WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
07:52I would be like, I'm out.
07:53And that's why, up till now, you still haven't found a walrus, girl.
07:56LAUGHTER
07:57That's not been your thing.
07:58Why isn't it clitori?
07:59What did you call it?
08:00I don't think anybody ever gets that lucky.
08:01LAUGHTER
08:02Clitori is quite a nasty infection.
08:03LAUGHTER
08:04Now you know how walruses get about.
08:05But how did walking catfish get to Florida?
08:08OK.
08:09This is a walking catfish.
08:10Anybody know where they first came from?
08:11So they're not originally from America.
08:12Africa.
08:13Everything starts in Africa.
08:14That's right!
08:15Right in the bit, okay.
08:16When the revolution comes, we're going to give you a head start.
08:25LAUGHTER
08:30That's right!
08:31Right in the bill.
08:34When the revolution comes, we're going to give you a head start.
08:40And a stick to defend yourself.
08:43I know where you can get a penis bone.
08:47Did it go by plane?
08:49Yes, it did go by plane.
08:50It did?
08:51Yes.
08:52They were imported from Thailand to the United States
08:54in the early 1960s as aquarium fish.
08:56But everybody kind of forgot that they can walk on land
08:59and so they were in a truck being transported
09:01from one Florida fish farm to another
09:03and a whole bunch of them got out.
09:06And ten years later they had spread across 20 counties
09:09and they are the absolute best.
09:11Let's have a look at how they move.
09:13They have specialised gills that let them breathe air.
09:17We've all got home like that at the end of the night.
09:21But they wriggle along the ground like a snake
09:23but they have to stay moist so they don't last all that long,
09:26maybe a couple of days before they need to get back in the water.
09:28But these catfish can smell the air with their skin
09:33and they will wriggle away from things like the smell of rotten eggs
09:36but they will wriggle towards the smell of pond water.
09:39They can smell who's related to them.
09:41They can smell where their home area is.
09:43They can smell where food is.
09:45Wouldn't they just know if they're related to someone?
09:47I don't need to smell my dad, he's my dad.
09:49Right.
09:50But if you were blindfolded would you still know that it was your father?
09:54Why am I blindfolded?
09:56I just smell my dad.
09:58How many men are you presenting me with?
10:00What kind of sick game is this?
10:02You're lining up ten men and asking me to smell the topic.
10:07I mean, I'm game, I'll do it, but you were out of hell.
10:11If I was blindfolded I couldn't tell my dad from smelling him
10:14but I'd know it was him from how he'd react to me smelling him.
10:17Was that an early childhood lesson?
10:22I remember the day I found that my dad was ambidextrous but that's the story.
10:26Right, let's all move on to dry land and talk about wombats.
10:32OK, here are some facts about wombats.
10:34First of all, carry their babies in pouches.
10:37They have cube-shaped poo.
10:40Their teeth never stop growing and they are the largest burrowing mammals in the world.
10:47So, how did Mad Wombat Boy get his nickname?
10:53It was a long time ago and I don't want to talk about it.
10:55Those names...
10:57Were you a small boy, Dully?
10:59Do I look like I've ever been small?
11:03Did Mad Wombat Boy, did he do cubie-poos?
11:07Could you make them into a Rubik's?
11:10They're cubed partly because they don't roll away
11:14and it's a good way of marking your territory
11:16and they're able to do it by constricting their anus.
11:18I am so going to try that when I come home.
11:22Wombat Boy, where are we with wombats?
11:24I think he was maybe raised by wombats.
11:26No, he wasn't raised by wombats.
11:28He went to boarding school, which is similar.
11:32You have to burrow your way out.
11:33You do have to.
11:34So, the burrows are the key to it.
11:36Oh, did he go underground and get lost in the burrows?
11:38You get a point.
11:39Absolutely, he went down into the burrows.
11:41So, we're talking about the 1960s.
11:43Peter PJ Nicholson.
11:45He discovered that there were...
11:46That's not him, is it?
11:47That's just...
11:48LAUGHTER
11:50When he came out the other end.
11:52Yeah.
11:53PJ!
11:54This is like one of those before and after,
11:56those turkey sort of teeth adverts.
11:58This is what you look like.
11:59And then you get in with a full set of dentures.
12:01LAUGHTER
12:03He was at boarding school in Victoria, Australia.
12:05And there were wombat burrows nearby.
12:07And so, a wombat burrow is only about 20 inches wide.
12:10And so, scientists had never been down to see what they were like.
12:12And PJ was 15 and he was quite slight.
12:14He sneaked out at night and went down into the wombat burrows.
12:19And he memorised the layout and he drew maps when he got back to his room.
12:22I mean, it's unbelievably dangerous.
12:24He even found wombats down there that had been trapped in their own tunnels.
12:29And he wrote about this in his school magazine
12:31and he became known as Mad Wombat Boy.
12:33A bit harsh, the mad bit, isn't it?
12:35Inquisitive wombat boy.
12:37LAUGHTER
12:38Did he show the trapped ones his map so they could make it out?
12:41That would have been good, wouldn't it?
12:43How did he know they were trapped down there?
12:45Uh, dead.
12:46Oh.
12:47LAUGHTER
12:49Is it true that he took a wombat bride?
12:51LAUGHTER
12:53You're married at first sight, Australia.
12:56I know.
13:01But they are the largest burrowing mammal in the world.
13:03They grow up to about four foot long.
13:05They weigh about 35 kilos, about ten times heavier, I suppose,
13:08than a newborn baby.
13:09They're marsupials, so what does that mean?
13:12They have pouches?
13:13Yes, they have pouches.
13:14But I have to say the wombats are very clever.
13:16Because they dig, right, they're burrowing,
13:18they're pouches on the female's face backwards
13:20so they don't get mud in the pouch while they're digging.
13:23Don't you think that's a woman going,
13:25I'm going to sort this.
13:26I'm going to sort this.
13:27When they stand up, everything drops out of the pouch.
13:29Yeah.
13:30Oh, that's the baby.
13:31Anyway, Peter Nicholson, the schoolboy, now all grown up,
13:33his data remained the best information about wombat burrows
13:37until the 2024 invention of the wombot, which is that.
13:42Oh, finally.
13:43Finally.
13:44It can crawl through on caterpillar tracks.
13:47Why can't you get claw gloves?
13:49What?
13:50Just for yourself?
13:51Just got a pair of gloves with claws on and strap them on.
13:54I think that'd be a big seller.
13:55OK.
13:56I think a lot of people would like to have claws.
13:57There's a lot of uses for them.
13:58But what if you forget you've got them on?
13:59Well, you could have an accident if you went to scratch yourself.
14:01Yeah.
14:02But I think you'd only do that once.
14:03Yes, but can I just remind you that no boy can keep his hand
14:05out of his trousers, so...
14:06OK, so I'm going to upset you here, Alan.
14:08Yeah.
14:09And the elves are telling me that claw gloves are available
14:11on Amazon at £7.99.
14:12Oh!
14:13You know what, I'm very...
14:14I suspect there's a lot of...
14:15There's a lot of uses for them.
14:16There's a lot of uses for them.
14:17But what if you forget you've got them on?
14:18Well, you could have an accident if you went to scratch yourself.
14:19Yeah.
14:20But I think you'd only do that once.
14:21Yes, but can I just remind you that no boy can keep his hand
14:23out of his trousers, so...
14:25OK, so I'm going to upset you here, Alan,
14:26I suspect that there will be a child's toy claw glove.
14:34Oh, no.
14:35And I've fallen for this in the past.
14:36OK.
14:37I once bought what I thought was a ladder,
14:39and it turned...
14:40And it was only £3.99,
14:42and it turned out to be for a doll's house.
14:47Well, I, for one, was very grateful when you passed it on.
14:52Well, you've sat out of that, haven't you?
14:54How do you think I got in this chair?
14:55I have a quick question for you.
14:58What do wombats do with their bottoms
15:00to protect against predators?
15:03Twerk.
15:04That would be the right answer.
15:13Not quite, but so nearly the right answer
15:14that I had to give it to you.
15:16What's amazing about their bottoms,
15:17they consist of four bone plates
15:19which are fused together.
15:21They're covered in a thick layer of cartilage
15:23and skin and fur and so on.
15:24Very few nerve endings.
15:26And what they've discovered
15:27is that there are crushed animal skulls
15:29sometimes near the entrance to the burrow.
15:31And what they think is that they twerk, as it were,
15:33with the bottom
15:34and squash the predator to death.
15:37I know.
15:38I know!
15:39Wow.
15:40It gives face-sitting a new meaning.
15:42Yeah!
15:44That is one hell of a way to go.
15:48It's not that bad!
15:49but most famous of course the thing everybody talks about it's the poop the poop is the thing
15:57they have all these other skills they have the most they have the most talented assholes I've
16:02ever heard in Australia if you commit a sort of a federal crime and you can choose there's a way
16:09to die to death by a wombat yeah or Kylie Minogue
16:19okay moving along now be prepared for this I have chickens for you please bring on the chickens
16:34this is Jane with chicky Minaj and this is Carl with Hennifer Aniston so what I want you to try and do
16:44guys I want you to try and make your chicken blush okay I can see your privates
16:54mine is coming over because it's eating all it's eating
16:57this is bringing back my childhood
17:01yeah you're trying to make the blush okay how can you tell if it's blushing oh you really can
17:06they turn red as a result of emotion so you would think that was limited to humans but chickens do
17:12it as well I can do that but I need some onions some garlic I mean I'm like a chicken whisperer
17:19that would have been embarrassing but if you look at this picture this picture is the same chicken the chicken pale and then the chicken blushing and they flush what do you want more I've got some hang on
17:33some here and look I've got loads here baby don't don't poo on my cards
17:39if that's not embarrassing I don't know what is
17:41there we go how's that
17:42but these are rescue chickens is that right they've been they've been rescued from a life on a bathroom farm
17:47KFC
17:48so they they're very content
17:51what the hell
17:53so they blush by sending blood to their wattles as well as to their cheeks when they're scared or excited
18:03and the redder the chicken the more overwrought they are
18:07oh we don't want to make them overwrought
18:09no we don't want to at all
18:11just a bit wrought
18:13web Ted
18:17look out predator
18:19run run for your life
18:21where's it going
18:23it's going down the hill
18:25no no no no no no no
18:27no no no no no
18:29thank you very much
18:31ehh
18:35Colin and Jane
18:37It's the same chicken you can tell something about their emotion and one of the things they discovered is that the stressed ones
18:51They blush deep red. So the one in this picture on the right has been accused of something
18:55I think probably or it could be excited because they blush too, but not quite as much
19:00Anyway, why might you do this? Why might you research this and find out what they do gonna grant?
19:07I
19:12Mean if you're concerned about animal welfare
19:15I don't want the red-faced chicken something's up. Absolutely right. You just want to check that they're okay
19:19And we could also do this with turkeys. They do a rather similar thing when aroused if I can use that expression
19:27They're amazing, but sometimes they go blue and they're holding their breath
19:31Flushing and poultry is particularly obvious in the wattles. That's those hanging flaps of chins skin
19:40But what is a wattle actually for?
19:44marketing conflicts
19:46I'm getting a waffle. You're getting a waffle. Well, it's just you know, you get to a certain age
19:53I thought you were saying I'm getting one like you're gonna get them added. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Turkey
19:58Yeah, I take you
20:00Get cosmetic surgery like that
20:02Like why doesn't someone just get a really long nose? Well, I think people do do weird things
20:06Listen, there's some guy in Japan has made himself look as much like a dog as possible
20:09There is a guy in Australia who got it done and he had his whole body tattooed green and his teeth sharpened
20:15So he'd look like a lizard and apparently he regrets it really
20:17He looked in the mirror and his tail just fell off
20:27Must be to attract the opposite sex. That's exactly right though along with the comb on a rooster
20:33The chickens wattle gets bigger and redder as the animal gets more testosterone and Wallace and Gromit when the penguin puts the glove on its head
20:41That's one of my favorite things that's ever happened in film and then everyone thinks it's a chicken
20:46You know, I've got a 12 year old friend of mine and I said to her
20:50I said have you been watching any films over Christmas and she said oh
20:54I loved that film but the gay couple they were drinking a lot of tea and talking about cheese and I said are you talking about Wallace and
21:01Gromit
21:03And she said yes, I said what made you think it was a gay couple? She said oh he keeps going
21:16So now our sign for anybody we think might be gay we all go
21:23Anyway, the waffle is very important it kind of literally tells them where they are in the pecking order
21:27If you've got a bigger waffle then you are superior if you took all of the chickens wattles away
21:32Nobody would know where they stood now. It's time to wander into the belly of the beast
21:36We call general ignorance fingers on buzzers, please. Which animal has the largest testes?
21:43The Nigerian male, sorry
21:53But in second place some kind of will okay, what kind of will the blue will
21:58Never say blue whale
22:00Never say blue whale
22:02Never say blue whale
22:04Never say blue whale
22:06So you're thinking of the wrong kind of whale anybody another kind of whale?
22:08That's the wrong whale
22:10That's the wrong whale
22:12That's the wrong whale and we want the
22:16Right whale
22:18The right whale Alan gets a point is exactly right
22:22Yes
22:24One point
22:26They're talking about the North Atlantic right whale they have the largest testes on earth they can weigh up to
22:35500 kilograms
22:37each
22:39Would it sperm be so big that I
22:41Personally could ride on it?
22:45Having larger testes doesn't necessarily mean you have larger sperm
22:48In fact having larger testes makes you more promiscuous
22:51Because what happens is you give a little bit of your sperm to many more partners
22:55And that's why you have large testes
22:56I'm afraid Sandy that wasn't my question
22:58No
23:01Can I ride on one of the sperms of this whale?
23:03No
23:04But what are the advantages of having such huge balls?
23:07Really?
23:08I
23:09Well, I mean you'd have to ask the tuberous bush cricket, okay?
23:17These are the largest testes in the world for its size
23:20It represents 14% of its body mass
23:23Now can I just say they don't hang out like that, okay?
23:26They're normally internal these have been taken out and unrolled, all right?
23:29Why would you do that to it?
23:31I don't know
23:32I don't know
23:33So the right whale is only about 1%
23:35What is who's that in the photo this man?
23:37Why is he smiling like a
23:39Smiling like he just got paid?
23:41I know
23:42You dirty prick
23:43If one of you boys had testes that size
23:48If
23:49If
23:50It would be like having the weight of a microwave between your legs
23:54That would be
23:55Yeah, it's hard sometimes
23:56You know
23:57But
23:58My testes are actually very small but I've got a lot of them
24:01It looks like a sort of a bunch of crabs
24:04Okay
24:05I mean the thing is you say that to me and I think oh maybe some of them come like that
24:10What do I?
24:12Anyway, I can show you this right whales because they've got this very large testes
24:15They produce four and a half liters of sperm in one go
24:20Okay, and that is that much
24:25Oh wow
24:27That's a lot isn't it?
24:28Yeah
24:33American visitors John A. Wheeler was the first to imagine tunnels through space-time
24:37He named them after the holes dug by an animal beginning with W and he called them
24:43Wormholes
24:48So this is him hanging out with other clever theoretical physicists
24:53He first wrote about what we now call wormholes in the 1950s but he called them woodchuck holes
24:59So wormhole which is what you came up with that came about later
25:02Anybody know how wormhole works?
25:05In Star Trek here when they go through it they end up in another place because it lives through the space-time continuum
25:11Yes
25:12And they end up in the same galaxy where the Cardassians are sometimes the Ferengi
25:17The Ferengi don't really get on well with the Vulcans
25:19A lot of people mistake Vulcans for Cardassians
25:21And then there's like this artificially created species called the Jem Hadar
25:24Now the Jem Hadar
25:27They're warriors but like they don't like they're not like the Klingons
25:30Klingons have like a really interesting culture and also they were only portrayed by ethnic minorities
25:34So like they were the first woke aliens, right?
25:38So what was the question?
25:39If you wanted a sense of what going into a black hole is like
25:51Black holes are the best holes
26:00Now, how many limbs does a starfish have?
26:03I think this is a trap
26:06Yes, it is
26:07I don't think it has any limbs
26:10I think it's not
26:11Is the correct?
26:12Yes
26:13I'd say
26:19I feel my work with you grasshopper is done
26:24So what does it look like?
26:25Looks like a star but it doesn't really look like a star
26:27Doesn't really look like a fish either
26:29No
26:30So how many legs does it
26:31You know, if you just looked
26:32Probably nine
26:33Right, how many have we got?
26:34One, two, three, four, five on that one
26:35Okay, so it looks like five legs sticking out from a central torso
26:37And so
26:38They're actually penises
26:40No, it's all head
26:43So what happened is scientists looked at it and thought
26:46Well, where's the head?
26:47So they started looking for the head gene and the torso gene and so on
26:50And the truth was completely the opposite to what we've all assumed
26:53The head gene was absolutely everywhere
26:56It was even in the tips of the arms the torso was completely missing
26:59The starfish is all head and no legs
27:01So that's just one big face
27:03When we were talking about the walrus we talked about a definition of the leg
27:06As an organ of support and locomotion for the animal body
27:09What it does have is how many feet do you think?
27:1310,000
27:14You're very close, 15,000 around feet
27:16Wow
27:17Tiny tube feet which are all over the body
27:20There we go, look at that, tiny, tiny feet
27:22So it's basically all head and lots and lots of feet
27:27But it does have an anus in case anybody was worrying about it
27:31Is that the thing in the middle or is that the mouth?
27:33The mouth is at the centre of the underside, yeah
27:35So it shits out of its head?
27:37It's the centre of the upper side of the body
27:39They eat by dropping their stomach out of their mouth
27:42They wrap it around the food, they digest it externally
27:46And then they pull the whole stomach back into the mouth
27:48And then they poo it out the top of their head?
27:50Yeah
27:51Wow, what a laugh
27:52I know, I know
27:53That's starfish for you, all mouth and no trousers
27:57Now let's see who's the biggest smarty pants
27:59And take a look at tonight's scores
28:01So our winner tonight
28:03Oh, I'd like a duck to water
28:05With minus two
28:06It's Alan
28:07APPLAUSE
28:09Minus two
28:13In second place, still the cat's whiskers with minus nine
28:18Sam
28:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:24In third place on a wild goose chase with minus nine
28:27Holly
28:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:32And last, the world might be your oyster
28:34But this one's gone off with minus 28
28:36Naveel
28:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:39APPLAUSE
28:44That's it for this edition of QI
28:46Thanks to Sam, Naveel, Holly and Alan
28:49And I leave you with this from Bob Hope
28:51My father told me all about the birds and the bees
28:54The lyre
28:55I went steady with a woodpecker until I was 21
28:58LAUGHTER
28:59Thank you and goodnight
29:00APPLAUSE
29:02Why do you feel like?
29:03I just don't feel like we died
29:04Janina
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