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00:00It's time to get on!
00:09We can't wait!
00:12It's time to get on!
00:32He's filling buckets again.
00:44That man is an imbecile.
00:46Why does filling buckets make him an imbecile?
00:48You just don't like him because he's different from you
00:50and you don't understand people who are different from you.
00:53Why is he always in that shed? What's he doing down there?
00:55He's got pets.
00:57What kind of pets? I don't know.
00:59Animals. In jars. Fish.
01:02Fish?
01:03Listen, I don't know and I don't care.
01:05He can do what he wants in his own shed.
01:07Just leave him alone.
01:23Bugger.
01:29Do it.
01:31Do it.
01:59I was released.
02:01I'll reread it.
02:02I'm S rocky.
02:03I was going to raise him, man.
02:05Can you tell me how he died?
02:06I'm ready.
02:07I'm beim again.
02:08Guess what's next?
02:10I'm at this Pvt東 Alien table.
02:12I'mнуть.
02:13I get ready to clean up.
02:14I'll end it and let it's breathe all down.
02:15I'm here for you for the game.
02:16Everything in the vlog is set up.
02:18It's great.
02:19How old do you do that?
02:20I'm good.
02:21What do you want?
02:22What do you want?
02:23I'll float.
02:24I vlog.
02:25I go.
03:55Hello?
04:00Michael?
04:02Michael?
04:10Michael?
04:12Good morning, Your Majesty's.
04:24Okay.
04:26Who will answer me a question?
04:31Will you?
04:34Will you tell me the truth?
04:38Okay.
04:39Um...
04:40I want to know something really specific.
04:43Okay?
04:44Something...
04:46Something really stupid.
04:48Will I...
04:49Will I ever be in Neighbours?
04:58Okay?
04:59Okay?
05:00Okay?
05:01Okay.
05:02Okay.
05:03Yeah.
05:04One more question.
05:05Your Majesty.
05:06I need you to tell me some numbers.
05:12Six numbers.
05:13Six numbers.
05:14Hello, Animal Watch.
05:15Can I help you?
05:16Yeah.
05:17Hiya.
05:18My neighbour's got monkeys in his shed.
05:19Okay.
05:20Can I take your name please?
05:21Is this a good number to contact, John?
05:22You don't need to contact me, okay?
05:23You'd prefer to remain anonymous?
05:24No.
05:25I would like to report my neighbour, Michael Sleep.
05:26Okay.
05:27Can I have a brief understanding of what it is you're calling about today?
05:28I've just told you, for God's sake.
05:29My neighbour, Michael Sleep, has got monkeys in his shed.
05:30Hello, Animal Watch.
05:31Can I help you?
05:32Can I help you?
05:33Yeah.
05:34Hiya.
05:35My neighbour's got monkeys in his shed.
05:36Okay.
05:37Can I take your name please?
05:38Is this a good number to contact, John?
05:39You don't need to contact me, okay?
05:40You'd prefer to remain anonymous?
05:41No.
05:42I would like to report my neighbour, Michael Sleep.
05:46Okay.
05:47Can I have a brief understanding of what it is you're calling about today?
05:50I've just told you, for God's sake, my neighbour, Michael Sleep, has got
05:55monkeys in his shed.
05:57Okay.
05:58There's no need to talk to me like that, sir.
06:00Like what?
06:01I'm trying to report monkeys here, pal.
06:03Is the animal in a situation that requires urgent human help?
06:06Well, do you not need a licence to keep monkeys?
06:08Well, certain species of monkeys you do, yeah.
06:10Is this animal in a situation that requires urgent human help?
06:14Well, I'd say keeping shaved monkeys in jars of water probably isn't good for them, wouldn't you?
06:19I'm sorry, your neighbour has shaved monkeys in jars of water?
06:24That's what I've said!
06:25Right, and he's put them in clothes.
06:28How many monkeys?
06:29Three.
06:31Are you sure they're monkeys?
06:32No!
06:33Right, I'm not sure what I've seen, to be honest, pal, but I know I didn't like it.
06:36Right, I'm struggling slightly with this information.
06:38Do you maybe want to calm down and have a think about exactly what it is you wish to report and phone us back?
06:44No.
06:45I'd like somebody to come and investigate.
06:47Then can I take your address?
06:49I'm not giving you my address!
06:51Thank you for your call.
06:57Fuck!
07:03Bloody hell.
07:04Water book was empty.
07:05Had to go down the canal.
07:06Give us a hand.
07:07Give us a hand.
07:08Yeah.
07:09Sorry.
07:19Is he alright?
07:23He looks different.
07:24What's wrong with them?
07:29I don't know.
07:33Did you speak to them when I was gone? Did you ask them any questions?
07:39No.
07:44You need to ask them about Cleo.
07:45I know.
07:46When?
07:47Soon.
07:48I'm not ready.
07:50Right, well, you might not have much time.
07:52I mean, they don't look well.
07:53I'll ask tonight.
07:54We'd better get to work.
08:01Yeah, right, okay.
08:15Oh, er, your phone rang while you were getting water, but they didn't say anything.
08:25There was someone on the other end, but I don't think they could hear me.
08:29British Columbia?
08:30That's the one.
08:31Where's British Columbia?
08:34Michael?
08:35Eh?
08:36Where's British Columbia?
08:38Canada.
08:45Canada.
09:12Hello, mate.
09:15I bet my call into a cop car, the other day.
09:24I bet, we're going to walk out the other day,
09:28What.
09:30Do we, we?
09:32What.
09:34Do we, we're going to?
09:36We're going to walk up.
09:38You're just doing it.
09:40We're going to walk up the other day or day.
09:44What do we mean?
09:45Well, he just drove off sometimes like a cane
09:49I ran my mouth off a bit
09:52Too much of what did I say
09:54Well, you just landed on
09:58It was all okay
10:09And we're all flown on a cane
10:13And we'll all float on a cane
10:18And we'll all float on a cane
10:23And we'll all float on anyway
10:27Yeah, it's me
10:32Coast is clear
10:34All right, all right
10:38And we'll all float on
10:41All right, already
10:43And we'll all float on all right
10:47Don't worry, we're all flown on
10:50Even if it's here
10:52And we'll all float on all right
10:56Already, we're all right
10:59What sort of time do you call this?
11:05Yes, exactly.
11:06What sort of time do you call this?
11:08You should have been here an hour ago
11:10We slept in
11:10Are you two...
11:15What?
11:16An item
11:17Noah!
11:18Are you having a laugh?
11:20I'm old enough to be here, Dad
11:22Christ!
11:24What's going on?
11:25Do you mind, Brigham?
11:27No, what's going on?
11:29Head office are due here any minute
11:30And if I weren't so desperately short-staffed
11:33And if I didn't so desperately need you on the shop floor
11:35I would fire you right here on the spot
11:37Right
11:38But you're not going to?
11:41Um, no
11:41I just said
11:42I can't because I desperately need you here
11:45Well, that told us
11:47Haven't gone on your long bike, Michael?
11:49Brigham, we haven't got to...
11:50Head office are due here any minute
11:53I feel like I'm running a nursery school here
11:55Or a circus
11:57Don't answer that
11:59Don't answer...
12:00Michael!
12:00Don't answer it!
12:02Hello, Hillary?
12:04Bloody Hillary again!
12:05He's done what?
12:06Michael!
12:07Shut up!
12:08Okay, no, I'll come over right now
12:10Okay
12:11My dad
12:14Has won a motorbike
12:16Need to go over there
12:17Brigham!
12:18I need my bike back!
12:21Brigham!
12:27Hey
12:29Sorry, I know you're going to have to move that, love
12:31I've got to get out here
12:32You can get your car through there
12:33And without mounting the pavement, I can't
12:36Well, then mount the pavement
12:37It's an Audi
12:40Excuse me
12:58Dad, what the hell's going on?
13:03Er, nothing
13:04What do you mean, nothing?
13:06Where did the bike come from?
13:07Won it
13:08Er, Bikes and Beverages magazine
13:10Have you seen what you've done to the lawn?
13:13Well, it's a bit more powerful than I'm used to
13:15Brigham!
13:16Brigham!
13:18Off the bike!
13:20Off the bike, Dad!
13:22I'm just getting used to it
13:24Dad, this is Casey
13:28She's me friend from work
13:30She's helping us with the project
13:32With the profits
13:33Oh
13:34Right, I'm going to bring the bike round the front
13:37Tracey?
13:40Casey
13:40Stacey?
13:42Casey
13:43Oh
13:43Brian
13:44Nice to meet you, Brian
13:45Heard a lot about you
13:46Nothing good, I hope
13:48He says you're a pain in the arse
13:49Excellent
13:50So how are you getting on with the homunculi?
13:54It must be about time to exhume the jars from the manure
13:58They're out
13:58Dug them out last night
14:00Already?
14:01Yep
14:01And?
14:02Did he ask his questions about Claire?
14:05Not yet, no, I think he's building up to it
14:08Well, he hasn't got much time
14:10Once they pass the state of divination, they start to deteriorate
14:14Oh
14:15Right, I mean, they were already looking pretty ragged this morning
14:19And for goodness sake, don't waste time by asking them questions
14:22Just that every question you ask them, wears them out
14:25Shit
14:26Have you been wasting questions?
14:30Oh, here they are
14:31Just apologising, Dad, on your behalf for the mess in the garden
14:35Don't worry, love
14:36We need to get back to your house, quickly
14:38What's the rush?
14:40Can we borrow your bike?
14:41I'm going to see some kids
15:11Are you joking, man?
15:19Hey
15:19Hello
15:22Are you the owner?
15:23Yes
15:24Mr Sleep, Michael Sleep
15:25Who are you?
15:26We're from the Open University
15:27We've reason to believe that there was a very prominent meteor sighted in the area a couple of nights ago
15:33Sorry, what do you want?
15:35We're looking for a valuable meteorite
15:38We think it may be in your house
15:39How valuable?
15:43I mean, invaluable as far as furthering knowledge of...
15:46No, no, no
15:46How much is it worth?
15:48Monetary value
15:49Dependent on its size and type
15:51Could be worth several thousand pounds
15:54No, you're all right, thank you
15:56Pardon?
15:57Not today, thank you
15:59I am looking for a bird book that could be worth ten million pounds
16:02That kind of knocks your several thousand pounds space rock into a cock tap, doesn't it?
16:07Now
16:08They're my boxes
16:11Right, okay, thank you
16:16Here we go
16:17Michael, I'm trying to move my car out here
16:27Oh, good luck with that, Cliff
16:28You're going to have trouble getting past all this lot
16:31Er, excuse me
16:36Who gave you permission to take all this stuff?
16:40Hello?
16:43More than blankets
16:44Can you go and check on the profits?
16:46I'm going to go and find out what the bloody hell is going on
16:48Hi, Olive
16:49Hello, my guest
16:50Oh, God
17:03Hello, Michael
17:06You're home early
17:06What are you doing, Roy?
17:08I'm taking back my property
17:10That stuff belongs to me
17:12Are you Michael's sleep?
17:15Who are you?
17:16We're from the Open University
17:17We've reason to believe there was a meteorite landed in this area two nights ago
17:21Is that what you're looking for, too?
17:23No
17:24He's looking for a bird book
17:26Busted!
17:56You can't do this
17:58It belongs to me, Michael
17:59You are squatting in my house
18:01Right
18:01I'm phoning the police
18:02Nine, nine, nine
18:04Hello
18:07Er, please, please
18:08Michael, hang up
18:09For God's sake
18:09Don't embarrass yourself
18:10Hello
18:10Yes
18:11Er, well, I'm being burgled
18:13Yes
18:14Michael's sleep
18:1530
18:15Marvin Gardens
18:16It's just off the Wilmslow Road
18:18Oh, you know it
18:19Well, they're taking things out of the house
18:22Without my permission
18:23Under the guise of being a removals company
18:25Hello
18:26Er, I'm just going to put you on hold
18:36Give it up, mate
18:38The King is out of his jar
18:42Okay, he's trying to get the Queen
18:43And he's in here somewhere
18:44But I don't know where he's gone
18:46Alright
18:46He, like, attacked me
18:47He jumped on me
18:48Scratched my face
18:48Okay, er, thank you for your call
18:50I'll be there as soon as I possibly can
18:52Bye
18:53Hello, officer
18:59Sorry about that
19:00Where were we?
19:01Burgled
19:0230
19:03Marvin Gardens
19:04It's just
19:05Wilmslow Road
19:06Okay, thank you
19:08Bye
19:08I don't know what to say, Michael
19:12That was ridiculous
19:12Your phone rang halfway through
19:14Do you seriously expect me to believe
19:16The police are here
19:17What, they're bloody good round here
19:20The coppers
19:21What do I say?
19:22I'll speak to them
19:23It's legally my property
19:24I'll explain it
19:26I'll be in my shed
19:28Hello there
19:31It's been a mix-up
19:33I think you've had a wasted journey
19:35Are you the owner of this property, sir?
19:38Yes, I am
19:39But there's no burglary
19:40We've had a report
19:41That you're keeping monkeys here
19:42Monkeys?
19:45You mind if we have a look around?
19:48No
19:49Don't yell
19:56You know it
19:57Upset them
19:58Right
19:59It's in here somewhere
20:00And it's out of this jar
20:01It's on me face
20:03It was horrible
20:04Like a cold sponge
20:05Alright, alright
20:06Calm down
20:07We've got to get it back in its water
20:09Where, where is it?
20:11I think it's under those shelves over there
20:13Broom
20:14Be careful, it scratches
20:18Your Majesty
20:23It's me, Michael
20:25I've got to get you back in the water, mate
20:28Get him off me!
20:36Oh, your Majesty!
20:43Do you mind opening this up for me?
21:13Bloody hell
21:32Is that the Action Man helicopter?
21:35Yeah
21:39Okay
21:44I'll knock him off the curtain
21:47You throw something over him
21:49Ready?
21:55Three
21:56Two
21:57One
21:58Do you hear?
22:00Kill him!
22:01Oh, God!
22:01Kill him!
22:02Kill him!
22:02Kill him!
22:02Get him!
22:02Get him!
22:03Just skürült
22:04Oh!
22:05Oh!
22:07Oh!
22:07Oh!
22:09Oh!
22:09Oh!
22:10Oh, oh!
22:12Oh!
22:12Oh!
22:12Oh!
22:13Oh!
22:13Oh!
22:15Oh!
22:15Oh!
22:16Oh!
22:16Oh!
22:17Oh!
22:18Oh!
22:18Oh!
22:19Oh!
22:19Oh!
22:20Oh!
22:20Oh, your Majesty!
22:22It's over.
22:47I can't let them be discovered.
22:48I'm going to have to put them out of their misery.
22:52You haven't asked your question.
22:53There isn't time.
22:54No, there is time.
22:56If you do it now, OK?
22:58This might be your only chance, mate. Come on.
23:00Be brave.
23:02Ask.
23:08Why is it here?
23:09I don't know.
23:11I don't live here.
23:13I miss my house, but my sister's partner lives here.
23:17He's a bit of a strange bloke.
23:19Loved to all sorts.
23:22What's his name?
23:24Michael.
23:26Michael Sleep.
23:29Do you know where we can find Mr Sleep?
23:33Yeah, he's in the shed.
23:36I need an answer.
23:39About Clea.
23:42It's about my Clea.
23:45Is Clea alive?
23:49What?
23:50What?
23:51What?
23:52What?
23:53What?
23:54What?
23:55What?
23:56What?
23:57What?
24:05Your Majesty, one last question, mate.
24:24Will Clea ever come back home?
24:35Does Clea love me?
25:05Mr. Sleeth? Michael Sleeth?
25:09Mr. Sleeth, could you mind opening the door, please?
25:18Michael Sleeth! Mr. Sleeth, open the door!
25:23Clea, open the door!
25:35Ah!
25:38Ah!
25:59Hang on.
26:01There you go.
26:15Fight amongst yourselves.
26:17What are you going to do now?
26:36What are you going to do now?
26:47I think I have to go to Canada.
26:51How are you going to get there?
26:54Can you get to Canada on a motorbike?
26:59You can try.
27:01Case, I'm so sorry you didn't get to ask your question.
27:08I did.
27:11Actually.
27:13While you were getting water.
27:16And?
27:19I think I have to get to Australia.
27:21No.
27:24Seriously.
27:27You're going to be your neighbours.
27:29Apparently.
27:30Oh.
27:31How are you going to get to Australia?
27:43Might have asked another question.
27:49Split it.
27:53Hopefully it will be enough to pay for the flight.
27:56Yeah.
27:57And some acting lessons.
27:59Correct.
28:01I don't have to.
28:02I hate having to travel to Australia when I'm eating.
28:04It's nice, I'm not fixed.
28:06You don't have to go back for the flight.
28:07Looking at it.
28:08So don't worry, it's nice.
28:09It's good to go back.
28:10Thanks, I'm so happy.
28:12You're in there.
28:13I'm so happy.
28:14Lots of luck.
28:15What are you gonna do now?
28:16I'm so happy to stay, I'm so happy.
28:17I'm so happy.
28:18I'm so happy to be a holiday.
28:19I put the kettle on the wise man's song for you.
28:30I took a needle and thread to make amends with you.
28:37And the tape rolls on another ear gone and I await your cue.
29:07I put the kettle on the wise man's song for you.
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