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00:00Get ready to match the star.
00:04The star of Quiz Kids Challenge, Jonathan Brent.
00:08From the Golden Girls, Betty White.
00:12Match Game's own, Charles Nelson Reilly.
00:16From Mother's Family, Vicky Lawrence.
00:20From Out of This World, Joe Aski.
00:25And from just the ten of us, Deborah Harmon.
00:29As we play the all-new star-studded Match Game.
00:35And here's the star of Match Game, Ross Schaefer.
00:49Thank you, everybody.
00:50Welcome to Match Game.
00:53Good to have you there.
00:54Greetings, stars.
00:55Greetings, Ross.
00:57I was going to ask Vicky.
01:01Vicky, I wanted to, when people stop you on the street, do they expect you to talk like
01:06Thelma?
01:07Oh, yeah, sure.
01:08They think she's with me.
01:09Oh, they do?
01:10Yeah, where is she?
01:11People always say, where's Thelma?
01:12Like, she's with me.
01:13No, she's in the closet where she belongs.
01:15So do they say, oh, talk like her, oh, talk like her.
01:18Do they do anything like that?
01:19And I say, hell no, leave me alone.
01:21Don't wait.
01:22Leave me alone.
01:23All right, let's say hi over here to our returning champion, Daniel.
01:30How are you?
01:31I'm doing great.
01:33Well, you did a great job yesterday.
01:34$5,700.
01:35All right.
01:36All right.
01:37All right.
01:38All right.
01:39I'm from Alaska.
01:40Mindy, you are new.
01:41Welcome.
01:42Hi.
01:43Yes.
01:44Now tell us about yourself.
01:45Okay.
01:46First of all, my name is Mindy Bazaar.
01:47Yes, that's my name.
01:48Bazaar?
01:49Bazaar, and it fits.
01:50Mindy Bazaar.
01:51I'm a student at UCLA.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Oh, you are?
01:54Yes.
01:55What are you studying?
01:56Yay, Bruin!
01:57Woo!
01:58Are you studying anything that we should talk about?
02:00Psychology and nutrition.
02:02Oh.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Deadly combination.
02:05Oh, yeah, sure.
02:06That's good money.
02:07Don't think about what you eat.
02:08Could help you in this game.
02:09So, do you want to play?
02:10What?
02:11Do I want to play?
02:12Yes.
02:13Mindy, you're giving the Bruins a bad name now.
02:16Yes.
02:17Would you like to play?
02:18Actually, I don't know the psychobabble for that.
02:20Would you like to play Magic?
02:21Yes.
02:22Yes.
02:23We would love to play Magic.
02:24You know how we do it.
02:25The goal is to match as many of our celebrities as you can.
02:27Every correct match is worth $50.
02:29And the one who scores the most at the end of the game wins, of course,
02:32gets to keep the money and play Super Match.
02:34Shot at $10,000.
02:35Woo!
02:36Daniel, you're downstage here.
02:37You are the returning champion.
02:39Would you like A or B?
02:40I'll go with B, please.
02:41You'll go with B this time.
02:42Mm-hmm.
02:43Okay.
02:44Go with B.
02:45Stars, Martha the Matchmaker runs the world's worst dating service.
02:50Oh, yeah?
02:51The world's worst, eh?
02:52The world's worst.
02:53Right.
02:54Tried to fix up Mike Tyson with blank.
02:55No, Charles is in charge.
02:57In charge.
02:58I don't know about you guys.
02:59I think this show's getting a little out of hand.
03:00We gotta kind of pull it back together.
03:01What are you?
03:02All right.
03:03All right.
03:04All right.
03:05Okay, Daniel.
03:06Martha the Matchmaker runs the world's worst dating service.
03:08She tried to fix up Mike Tyson with...
03:10Robin Gibbons.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Oh, yeah.
03:13That's right.
03:14That's right.
03:15In charge.
03:16That's right.
03:17In charge.
03:18I don't know about you guys.
03:19I think this show's getting a little out of hand.
03:20We gotta kind of pull it back together.
03:21What are you?
03:22All right.
03:23Okay, Daniel, Martha the Matchmaker runs the world's worst dating service.
03:29She tried to fix up Mike Tyson with...
03:32Robin Gibbons.
03:33Yeah.
03:36That's right, the bad guy.
03:40Tried to fix up Mike Tyson with...
03:42That she-devil, Robin Gibbons.
03:44Robin, yeah, there's a match.
03:46This may be a match with Robin Hood.
03:53Where did that come from?
03:54She's like the world's worst dating service.
03:58I mean, he'd been in the woods a long time.
04:00This is a tough save.
04:01This is a very tough save.
04:02I just made it.
04:03That was what we call a stretch.
04:05They were married...
04:07The two of Robin and Mike.
04:08All right, now, hold it.
04:09This is why I get confused.
04:11What's wrong with a woman that matchmakes that sets that up?
04:15That's what confused me.
04:17But that doesn't...
04:18The question, you see, that's a good matchmaker.
04:20But he eventually married.
04:22Do you have an answer, Charles?
04:23Yes, I do.
04:24And I have my own reasons, and you figure it out.
04:27Gary Cole.
04:34What are you talking about, Charles?
04:40So that's a match, right?
04:42All right, so that's a match.
04:44No, that was no match.
04:45That was no match.
04:47Vicky, she's a bad dating service woman.
04:49She tried to fix up Mike Tyson with...
04:51I was so sure this was right, Daniel.
04:54Buster Douglas.
04:56That's a good answer.
04:57That's a good answer, though.
04:58Oh, with your ear.
05:01Tickle, tickle, tickle.
05:03Joe.
05:04Don't touch me.
05:05I'll take care of them for you.
05:06Ready?
05:07Will you stop, Doc?
05:10Now, I know what Betty was going for.
05:12Another Robin, like a Robin Williams.
05:14That's not what I said, though.
05:15I said, Dr. Ruth, like an idiot.
05:16I don't know.
05:17Oh.
05:18Well, I thought it had to be anybody
05:19who aren't Robin Williams.
05:20We're looking here for Robin Givens,
05:23and you've had your hand on your face,
05:25like you haven't got the...
05:26I'm not over Gary Coleman.
05:28I can't get...
05:29Oh, did you and Gary used to date
05:31and you're not over him yet?
05:32I'm sorry.
05:33Well, get over Gary Coleman.
05:36It's pretty easy, right?
05:38Buster Douglas is no match.
05:40He was fine.
05:41All right, well, look at you.
05:42You've got one match.
05:43Hey, Mindy, this is your first shot.
05:45We'll take A.
05:45We'll take A.
05:46This is your first shot at it.
05:48Ah, Star, okay.
05:49I love that.
05:50Morons we are.
05:51It's my favorite.
05:52Great visual.
05:52You ready for this one?
05:53Sure, we're ready, Ross.
05:54Yeah, the visual.
05:55At the tenement meeting,
05:56we all know what a tenement is, right?
05:57Sure.
05:58It's twice a five-a-month.
06:00It's twice a five-a-month.
06:02Daryl said,
06:03I know just how to clean up our building.
06:06Let's get Leona Helmsley to move in.
06:09She's so mean,
06:10the blanks will move out.
06:11I got one.
06:17Oh, man.
06:18All right, there we go.
06:19I just, that's just too bad.
06:20I know that you're never going to get over this.
06:22Gary Coleman and Mike Tyson.
06:24Now, don't try to start any rumor about this
06:26just because it happened.
06:28Deborah, if you start snorting,
06:31you're going to have to leave the show.
06:34Oh, there's snorting claws.
06:35I do remember I said that.
06:36Yeah, there's a snorting claw.
06:37All right, here we go.
06:38Now, Mindy,
06:39at the tenement meeting,
06:40Daryl said,
06:41I know how to clean up this building.
06:43We'll get Leona Helmsley to move in.
06:45She's so mean,
06:46the blanks will move out.
06:47The what?
06:48Rats.
06:49The rats.
06:49Yeah!
06:50Oh, yeah.
06:55Oh, Mindy,
06:57I had rats,
06:58and I'd change it to
06:59the cockroaches will move out.
07:01Cockroaches?
07:02Oh, not a rat.
07:03Betty?
07:04I had rats,
07:05and I,
07:05well, I didn't have rats.
07:07I mean, you know,
07:07I never thought of rats,
07:09and I put cockroaches.
07:10Oh, my God.
07:12Now, Mindy Bizarre,
07:14did you live in New York ever?
07:16No.
07:16No.
07:17Well, you see,
07:18that's showbiz,
07:19and that's why.
07:20It's roaches again.
07:21Oh, no match.
07:24Oh, good thing.
07:25Oh, cockroaches.
07:26Oh, God.
07:26You got it,
07:26cockroaches.
07:27Joe.
07:31Roaches.
07:32Roaches.
07:32Debra.
07:34There's a lot of cockroaches.
07:36No rats.
07:37That's the building
07:38and no squirrels
07:39with Mindy right now.
07:39Daniel, you're ahead
07:40at 50 for nothing.
07:42Come here, come back.
07:44We'll play matchup.
07:45Hey, Joe, come on.
07:45That's what you say.
07:49Welcome back.
07:52Well, at the end
07:54of the first round,
07:55not a lot of activity,
07:55but, Daniel,
07:56you're ahead now,
07:5750 to Mindy's zero,
07:59but now it's time
08:00for matchup,
08:00and, Mindy,
08:01this is a great opportunity
08:02for you to overtake Daniel
08:03because you'll build up
08:04your score by playing
08:05against the clock.
08:05You're behind,
08:06so you get to start.
08:07Which one of our stars
08:08would you like to play with?
08:09How about Debra?
08:11Good.
08:11Okay, Mindy.
08:12Okay.
08:12Okay, Mindy,
08:12now look at your screen.
08:13We're going to show you
08:14a series of possible
08:15matchups there,
08:16and use the button
08:17on your secret screen there
08:18to select what you feel
08:19is the best answer.
08:20And every time
08:21you guys match up here,
08:23you'll get $50.
08:24We'll put 30 seconds
08:25on the clock.
08:26Get as many as you can.
08:27Okay?
08:28Ready, Mindy?
08:28Yes, I'm ready.
08:29Deborah, ready?
08:29We're here.
08:30Go.
08:32Miss Blank.
08:33Miss Piggy.
08:33Miss America.
08:34Miss Piggy.
08:34Match.
08:36Virginia Blank.
08:37Virginia Ham.
08:38Virginia Slims.
08:39Virginia Slims.
08:40No match.
08:41Johnny Blank.
08:42Johnny Depp.
08:42Johnny Appleseed.
08:43Johnny Depp.
08:44Match.
08:45Cookie Blank.
08:46Cookie Cutter.
08:47Cookie Monster.
08:47Cookie Monster.
08:48Match.
08:49Blue Blank.
08:50Blue Print.
08:51Blue Blood.
08:52Blue Blood.
08:52No match.
08:53Plastic Blank.
08:55Plastic Bag.
08:55Plastic Surgery.
08:56Plastic Bag.
08:57No match.
08:59Town Blank.
09:00Town and Country.
09:01Town Meeting.
09:02Oh, not on the time.
09:03Well, you've got three matches.
09:06You've got three matches, Mindy.
09:08Your turn, Dan.
09:10Who would you like to play with?
09:11I'd like to play with Joe again, please.
09:13You're going to go with Joe Olasky?
09:14Well, okay.
09:16Okay, $50 per match.
09:18Get as many as you can in 30 seconds.
09:20Pilgrim.
09:20Both of you ready?
09:21I love it when you do Gary Cooper.
09:23I love it when you do it.
09:24Just as long as it's not Gary Coleman.
09:28Okay, we've got 30 seconds on the clock.
09:30Ready?
09:31Go.
09:32Mud Blank.
09:33Mud Pie, Mud Wrestling.
09:34Mud Wrestling.
09:35Match.
09:36Inside Blank.
09:37Inside Out, Inside Edition.
09:39Inside Edition.
09:40No match.
09:40Baby Blank.
09:42Baby Powder, Baby Face.
09:43Baby Powder.
09:44No match.
09:45K blank.
09:47K rations, K marked.
09:49K rations.
09:50Match.
09:51Body blank.
09:52Body language, body heat.
09:53Body language.
09:54No match.
09:55Flash blank.
09:56Flash Gordon, Flash Light.
09:58Flash Gordon.
09:59Match.
10:00Earth blank.
10:01Earth Worm.
10:01Three matches, though.
10:05Two hundred.
10:06Dan, you're in the lead.
10:07It'll be 150.
10:08We'll be back with one match game in just a moment.
10:18Thanks, Dan.
10:18Thank you, my friend.
10:20Dan, you're in the lead.
10:21Dan, you're in the lead.
10:21You're in the lead here at 150, so you'll get to start first.
10:24Do you want question A or B?
10:26Well, I'll try B this time.
10:27Okay.
10:30Gloria said...
10:31I'm sorry, who?
10:32Gloria.
10:33Don't be sorry.
10:35I don't remember, Gloria.
10:36You don't have to.
10:37Don't apologize yet.
10:38Don't be sorry, I'm...
10:39That's glory it is.
10:40Gloria said, Dr. Jones is the Picasso of plastic surgeons.
10:44Oh.
10:45That's why he put my blank on the side of my head.
10:50Ross, remember a song I saw an episode of Jack Weston?
10:54Remember Jack Weston?
10:55Sure.
10:55Oh, sure.
10:56It was a kid, I tell you.
10:57It was a kid.
10:58It's a shirt on my head.
11:00It was a kid.
11:00He's a Martian.
11:01He's a Martian.
11:02I just saw that one the other night.
11:03Thank you very much.
11:04It was great.
11:04Excellent.
11:05You know, that's starting.
11:06I just saw that one.
11:07I'm good.
11:07Now, we're talking about the Picasso of plastic surgeons.
11:13It's the Friday show.
11:14That's why he put my blank.
11:17Nose on the side of my head.
11:18Nose on the side of my head.
11:24Jonathan.
11:26That's why he put my nose.
11:32I was going to say boob, but I thought that would be a stretch.
11:35I said no.
11:36Yes!
11:42Mindy, I'm sorry.
11:43We're not hitting it off today.
11:45I...
11:45I still like you, Charles.
11:50There you go.
11:51Okay, Becky.
11:53The plastic surgeon put my what on the side of my head?
11:56I...
11:57I...
11:57I'm a booboo.
11:57I'm a booboo.
11:58Uh, breast.
11:59I'm a breast.
11:59I'm a breast.
12:00I'm a size of you.
12:00I'm a breast.
12:01I'm a breast.
12:01You know, Jonathan and I may not agree on everything, but we did agree on you.
12:05Yeah.
12:05It was a kid.
12:06I thought it was...
12:06It was a kid.
12:07No, it was a kid.
12:08It was a kid.
12:08It was a kid.
12:09It was a kid.
12:09It was a kid.
12:10It was a kid.
12:12Good checkers.
12:13Okay, Deborah.
12:14It might be a little hard to blow, but...
12:15No.
12:16Yes!
12:17You hit a lot of ground.
12:18You hit a lot of ground.
12:1910.50 to 10 there, Daniel.
12:21All right.
12:22Here's the question, Daniel.
12:24Fat Fred's wife said, you've heard of the movie, Married to the Mob.
12:29Mm-hmm.
12:30Well, they should make a movie about Fat Fred and me, she said, and call it Married to
12:34the blank.
12:40Not the name.
12:41It was the kid who did it, not me.
12:43It was the kid.
12:44That's right.
12:45That was quick, wasn't it, Daniel?
12:47Fat Fred, you've heard of that movie, Married to the Mob.
12:49Mm-hmm.
12:50They should make a movie about Fat Fred and me and call it Married to the...
12:52Blob.
12:53Good thinking.
12:54Good thinking.
12:55You want to think?
12:56I tried Married to the Slob.
12:57I tried Married to the Gob.
12:58I even tried Married to the Nob, but I ended up with Married to the...
12:59Blob.
13:00You flashed over Nob.
13:01You know what I'm saying?
13:02Good match.
13:03Good match.
13:04How'd you do, Betty?
13:05You didn't know we were playing poetry.
13:06I was just picturing a book of people.
13:07Married to the Crowd.
13:08I'm sorry.
13:09Married to the Cloud.
13:10Married to the Cloud.
13:11I'm sorry.
13:12Married to the Cloud.
13:13Crowd.
13:14Close, but no cigar slob.
13:15Oh, slob.
13:16Okay, Vicki.
13:17Married to the...
13:18Oh, I knew it was one or the other and I went for the slob.
13:21What's the good answers though, Joe?
13:22Well, I'd have to say it's Married to the Blob.
13:26Oh, God.
13:27Have you had a Blob there, Deborah?
13:28Oh, a Blob.
13:30A Blob.
13:31Oh, a Blob me, baby.
13:32A Blob.
13:33A Blob.
13:34A Blob.
13:35It's a Good Answers, though.
13:36Joe?
13:37Was it a Blob?
13:38I mean, you know, I don't know.
13:39That's a Blob.
13:40A Blob.
13:41I mean it's Married to the Blob.
13:42Have you had a Blob there Deborah?
13:43A Blob.
13:44Oh, Blob me, baby.
13:45Blob me.
13:46A Blob.
13:47A Blob.
13:48A Blob.
13:49They're welcome.
13:50and we go into final matchup whoever wins this round wins the game and a chance to play for a
13:59possible ten thousand dollars daniel you're in the champ seat here so you'll go first who do
14:03you want to play with uh jonathan please you go with jonathan sure okay every time you every time
14:08you get a matchup now it's going to be worth 100 this time we'll put more time on the clock you
14:12get 45 seconds to get as many as you can you've got 350 come as far as you can try to take the
14:19game ready go blank nights harlem nights arabian nights harlem nights match blank school grade
14:29school night school grade school match blank wave permanent wave tidal wave tidal wave match
14:36blank bath mud bath bubble bath mud bath match blank party tupperware party communist party
14:44communist party no match blank animal party animal stuffed animal party animal match
14:50blank horn french horn shoehorn french horn match blank cake fruit cake chocolate cake chocolate
14:58cake match blank list hit list grocery list hit list match blank strip sunset strip comic strip comic strip
15:06no match blank rock oh wow wow wow wow wow wow wow good god wow i think that's the first score we've seen in your guys
15:16yeah jonathan jonathan jonathan and daniel you are smoking
15:20that's the second 1150 score 1150 to 350 mindy this is your chance to win but you've got a long way to go who do you want to play with
15:29i'm gonna try playing with vicky oh oh mindy we have our work cut out push those little buttons fast you have got to beat 1150 to win
15:38okay all right let's have 45 seconds on the clock both both of you ready go blank sweep clean sweep supermarket sweep
15:47clean sweep match blank order made to order court order court order no match blank chief indian chief police chief
15:56indian chief match blank flop broadway flop belly flop uh broadway flop match blank man hitman snowman hit man
16:06match blank machine time machine washing machine time machine match blank hole manhole ace in the hole
16:14a manhole match blank maid nursemaid minute maid nursemaid match blank chop pork chop karate chop
16:23pork chop match blank mask surgical mask halloween mask surgical mask
16:44oh no you had you had that was all the pressure oh the pressure nice nice work daniel that was a hard
16:57fought that was you did great a hard five thousand seven hundred dollars what you leave us with
17:03thank you for playing next week all right come on that's wonderful
17:07well now it's time for the big money super match this is an opportunity where you can win over
17:28ten thousand dollars to do that we'll start with an audience match we asked a recent studio audience
17:33if they would give us their best response to this mother blank stop it now don't do that
17:41now mandy if you can guess the most popular answer from our audience poll you'll get 500
17:46second most popular answer 250 and third best answer 100 now of course you can get some
17:53suggestions here from our stars who would you like to start oh deborah mother-in-law
18:03well it's a tough crowd charles mother-in-law mother-in-law mother-in-law
18:11love mother-in-law mother-in-law mother-in-law
18:19mother nature
18:23all right now you can take one of those or you can take one of your
18:26i'm going to try mother nature you're going to go with mother nature all right
18:30you and betty let's see how well you've done the 100 answer was
18:35mother hubbard nobody had mother hubbard how about 250 the 250 answer was
18:41mother theresa that's a good one oh my gosh okay 500 answer we are looking for
18:47mother nature is it there yes mother hell it's not there all right now now knowledge
18:54they said we couldn't say goose because you can still win 500 by matching our celebrities
18:59head to head okay all right you could be playing for double that amount if you get a lucky spin
19:04on our star wheel so let's bring that in
19:09have you have you walk up there mindy
19:11all right this pointer all the way around whichever star it lands on will be your partner in the
19:18head-to-head if it lands lands on a dot you'll be playing for double or a thousand dollars all
19:23right all right okay give it a crank there
19:41she plays with both of them all right deborah that's all right you're playing now you're playing
19:47for 500 to win the money though you must match her head to head now we're looking here for an
19:52exact match uh we can't have any help from the audience here please so think of an answer for
19:57this vice blank vice blank deborah write down your answer to vice black
20:14ever deborah has hers okay mindy you can turn around now what's your answer to vice blank vice squad
20:21vice squad all right for five hundred dollars deborah we're looking for vice squad
20:42well we're gonna take a little break we'll come back and tell you about tomorrow's show
20:47we're going to come back tomorrow's our returning champion and we have time just to wave goodbye to
21:05everyone from match game we'll see you tomorrow departing contestants will receive the konika a4
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21:47this is gene roots speaking for match game i'm mark goodson television production
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