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00:01Camera now recording.
00:06Mommy! They're following me!
00:19Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:23Your house is a camera.
00:26At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:45...you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:59It was definitely a smooth moment.
01:05Until it wasn't...
01:07...come join...
01:13...the Neighborhood Watch.
01:18You are currently being recorded.
01:27You okay down there?
01:29Yeah.
01:30You still gonna tell me how you didn't drink anything at the restaurant?
01:37It's a margarita, that's it.
01:38You did a margarita.
01:41Nice try.
01:47Sure, there are two keys for them.
01:49I can get them, I'm just asking.
01:51Just, you don't have to go get it.
01:53I can do it.
01:54What does a big girl mean?
01:55I can do it.
01:58We're not.
02:01This couple is relaxing by their pool.
02:03We're not.
02:04We're not.
02:11We're not.
02:12We're not.
02:23A couple sees their relative arrive at the door.
02:26What are you doing?
02:31Kurt.
02:31He's looking around.
02:33Kurt!
02:35He hears you.
02:37Kurt!
02:39Hey, we can see you.
02:41What?
02:43We can see you.
02:45What?
02:47Where?
02:49Do you see that camera on the door?
02:51What?
02:53What?
02:55What?
02:57What?
02:59Do you see that camera on the door?
03:01Oh!
03:29A husband attempts a romantic gesture for Mother's Day.
03:37Managing six kids is definitely busy.
03:43You're pretty tired by the end of the day.
03:45I cannot watch movies anymore without falling asleep if I'm on the couch after a long day.
03:53I'm not a happy person if you wake me up.
03:55I'm not a happy person if you wake me up.
03:57Yeah, I was wanting to avoid a cranky situation of waking her up.
04:02And plus, I'd just been to the gym, so I felt like, oh, I feel pretty strong right now.
04:05So maybe I can just lift her up.
04:07You know, it could have been that it was Mother's Day, and he just felt...
04:09I was trying to be romantic the next day.
04:11I was trying to be sweet.
04:12She's the queen of the house, so I'm going to carry my queen to bed.
04:17Wow.
04:23It was definitely a smooth moment until it wasn't.
04:29I felt pretty good about myself walking with her until I got around the corner of the couch and it caught my shin.
04:42Was I light? I didn't...
04:43No, you weren't light. What?
04:45Was I?
04:46I mean, I was pretty light, right?
04:48I mean, come on.
04:49You're pretty light.
04:53It looks terrible on the video, right?
04:55I mean, I'm shocked that I'm not more hurt.
04:58I was okay.
04:59I mean, I was sleeping.
05:00Maybe that helped.
05:01I just was more relaxed in my body.
05:03I don't know.
05:08This never happens.
05:10He never carries me.
05:11So that was sweet.
05:13So I couldn't be too mad.
05:15That was pretty like, what are you doing?
05:17But I didn't yell at you.
05:18So that is actually how sweet I am.
05:25I got something good out of it.
05:26I got to stay in bed the next day and just relax because he felt so bad about it.
05:32I probably won't attempt it again.
05:33And I don't fall asleep on the couch as much anymore.
05:36So, I mean, I'm not taking that risk either.
05:39These two are coming home drunk.
05:49Walk in.
05:50Walk in.
05:51Walk in.
05:52Walk in.
05:53Oh, we're waiting for the rain.
06:07No.
06:08This couple in Texas are rehearsing their wedding dance.
06:31This guy is here to celebrate his girlfriend's 23rd birthday.
06:38No! No!
07:03A routine afternoon turns into a harrowing event for this couple.
07:08Oh !
07:09He's back.
07:10Oh !
07:20Oh, this looks very nice.
07:24Honey, that is so dangerous.
07:26Oh my gosh.
07:27Am I out?
07:28Happy wife.
07:29Happy wife.
07:30Happy wife.
07:31Oh, sorry!
07:32I'm sorry!
07:33Oh, .
07:34Oh, .
07:35Oh, you okay?
07:36Snow has just fallen in Washington State.
07:37I'm Donna Durham.
07:38And I'm Robert Durham.
07:39And I'm Robert Durham.
07:40And these are our three dogs.
07:41Macy May, Hosmer, and Piper.
07:42Good luck.
07:43Good luck.
07:44Good luck.
07:45Good luck.
07:46It was a few days before Christmas and we were both off work.
07:48I was making my Irish cream.
07:49And Bob was taking the dogs out.
07:50There was a lot of people out.
07:51And I was in the Gulf of the Gulf of the Gulf of the Gulf of the Gulf of the Gulf of the Gulf.
07:53And my wife had a bunch of children.
07:54And we were both out.
07:55And there are three dogs.
07:56in Washington State.
07:59I'm Donna Durham, and I'm Robert Durham,
08:02and these are our three dogs, Macy May, Hosmer, and Piper.
08:10It was a few days before Christmas,
08:12and we were both off work.
08:14I was making my Irish cream, and Bob was taking the dogs out.
08:19There was a light, misty rain, and everything had turned to ice.
08:24And that's when the chaos started.
08:29No, no, no, let me get you here.
08:31Oh, smart, Macy.
08:33Oh!
08:35Dude.
08:36Oh, f**k!
08:38Oh, f**k!
08:39Oh, f**k!
08:41It's a very, very steep incline.
08:44Oh, no, this is bad.
08:45And I immediately went into panic mode,
08:49trying to figure out how I was going to rescue them.
08:51Hang on, buddy.
08:52Oh, my God.
08:53Hang on, Piper, wait.
08:54Wait.
08:55I've actually done some repelling in my younger days,
08:58so I knew how to tie a bowline,
09:00and I found a piece of twine.
09:02I'm a night rider.
09:03What the f**k is this?
09:05And I just MacGyvered down there.
09:07Oh, f**k!
09:09Oh, my f**k!
09:10Woo!
09:11Woo!
09:11Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:13Yeah, he's coming, Piper.
09:14As soon as he got Piper in between his legs
09:17and started pulling himself back up,
09:20I could see that she was starting to wander.
09:24Hang on, Piper.
09:25I just needed to get to her,
09:26and I took a couple steps.
09:31Oh, my gosh!
09:31Oh, f**k!
09:34Come on, are you okay?
09:35Yeah, I'm Piper.
09:36Piper, no, wait.
09:37Piper, get over here.
09:39Piper, stay.
09:39I was laying on my back thinking,
09:43I am in my bathrobe,
09:45and I need to get back in the house.
09:49I call it my crawl of shame.
09:52Oh, my God, millions of people
09:54have seen me in my bathrobe.
09:57Hey, Bob!
09:59I did hear my neighbor start to yell,
10:01hey, hey, Bob, are you okay over there?
10:03Do you need help?
10:04At that point, I was more embarrassed,
10:05and I'm like, oh, no, I got it.
10:07I'm good over here.
10:08Oh, good girl.
10:09Oh, I'm going in for Nauvra.
10:12F**k!
10:14Hosmer is our scared little boy.
10:16Oh, this is f**king cold.
10:18Wait, buddy, wait right there.
10:19It took him a long time
10:20to go outside after that.
10:22Good boy.
10:24And Macy,
10:25somehow she stopped herself
10:27in the slide
10:28and made it right back up.
10:31Christ, okay.
10:35Oh, my God, my ass is frozen.
10:36It was two days before Christmas,
10:40and we survived a near disaster.
10:44The dogs got lots of love and treats,
10:47and I think they would do it all over again
10:50just for that.
10:51A family returns from a visit
10:58with Grandma and Grandpa.
11:00Okay.
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's go.
11:02Is it an apple?
11:03I got this.
11:03If you want your apple,
11:04you got to come inside.
11:06Oh, did you?
11:06What is that?
11:08When are you farting?
11:09Yep.
11:09Did you fart?
11:10Yep.
11:11And then let me walk right into it?
11:12I didn't know
11:13that it was going to be bad.
11:17Bye.
11:17Oh, yeah.
11:17No, it's bad.
11:18Sorry.
11:19Bye.
11:21Bye.
11:21Come on.
11:22I need a girl in this house.
11:24Sorry.
11:25I need another girl in this house.
11:27There's a girl.
11:28There's a girl.
11:28I don't remember.
11:33Bye, don't fall.
11:35No, I'm not sure I'm so falling.
11:36You can tell what you're doing?
11:38I think so.
11:38I don't know.
11:41There's no way that just happened.
11:53Oh, Lord.
11:55Please get that on ring.
11:58Please tell me that's on ring.
12:02Camera now recording.
12:04A man is playing with his VR headset.
12:11A husband and wife are planning a peaceful drive.
12:26Ow!
12:30Are you OK?
12:32Oh, mother .
12:33Are you OK?
12:35Help me out.
12:37This husband and wife have an unexpected visitor.
12:42Careful, Lindsay.
12:44Help me get this.
12:44Help me get this.
12:45Help me get this.
12:46No!
12:46No!
12:46No!
12:59Oh, God damn it.
13:00Oh, .
13:01You've been very drunk the last hour.
13:13Me or you?
13:15You.
13:22This couple has discovered an unwelcome visitor in their backyard.
13:26Be careful, Lindsay.
13:28How big is it?
13:30We had a 4th of July celebration at the house, and I had asked Anthony to pick up the water
13:36slide a couple of times.
13:37I flipped it over, and I see the snake come out.
13:41I was like, I need a shovel so I can hold this snake down, because I'm not Steve Irwin.
13:46I'm not going to just grab a stick and hope that it holds it there.
13:48Here's the bait.
13:49I'm just terrified of any kind of reptile, so I don't want to get close to it.
13:55Padre Santo, Señor.
13:56Oh, my God.
13:57Padre Santo, Señor.
13:58Padre Santo, Señor.
13:59Padre Santo, Señor.
14:00Well, I think at the beginning, I was scared for myself, because I just saw it come in my
14:05way.
14:06I'm like, oh, my God, it's coming.
14:07It's coming towards me.
14:08Padre Santo, Señor.
14:10But then, when I saw that Mocha was getting close to it, that was terrifying.
14:21My dog starts trying to lick it.
14:23Mocha!
14:24Mocha!
14:25Mocha will chase anything.
14:27Anything.
14:28Cars.
14:29She's not scared.
14:30People.
14:31Children on bikes.
14:32Mocha!
14:33Mocha!
14:34Mocha!
14:35I'm trying to get Mocha, but I'm so terrified of the snake that I physically can't get
14:39myself to catch the dog.
14:42Her reaction definitely went beyond what I was expecting.
14:46Freaking out and hiking her shorts up like it's an old cartoon movie and a mouse had just
14:51ran in.
14:52Like, what are you doing?
14:54I didn't realize I was jumping, and I definitely didn't realize I was pulling out my pants.
15:00In my mind, I was getting closer than what I was to the dog when I was trying to catch
15:04it.
15:05But my fear got the best of me.
15:07I can't!
15:08I can't!
15:09I can't!
15:10I can't!
15:11Mocha, get away!
15:12Mocha!
15:13After everything was resolved and Mocha was out of the way, the snake just got moved.
15:18It's a garden snake.
15:19So...
15:20He was the hero.
15:21The hero.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Yeah.
15:24All her days work.
15:30A woman plays ball with her dog.
15:37Ha!
15:38Ha!
15:39Ha-ha!
15:40Ha-ha!
15:41Ha-ha!
15:42Ha-ha-ha!
15:43Ha-ha-ha!
15:44Ha!
15:45Baaah!
15:46Ohhhh!
15:47Fed-sar!
15:49Aew!
15:50Ha-ha-ha!
15:51She the smoke!
15:52Ah!
15:53Of course!
15:57Jessicaика!
15:58Jordan!
16:01Why is the使y...
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16:16a woman's stocking cabinets accidentally bumps a toaster oven
16:46this woman has a surprise valentine's gift for her husband
17:16hi lou
17:33this husband's prank won't go as planned
17:46a freezing rain has fallen in indiana
18:02i can't believe you took me out
18:09i can't get it up
18:25a man decides it will be fun to scare his wife
18:32this husband is also planning a practical joke
18:40this man's wife told him there are hot dogs in the freezer
18:56this man's wife told him there are hot dogs in the freezer
19:13a woman terrified of frogs has just seen one on her porch
19:29a woman terrified of frogs has just seen one on her porch
19:40a woman needs her husband's help to pull out a weed
19:56a woman needs her husband's help to pull out a weed
20:12a man spots an opportunity to scare his girlfriend
20:27a womanAyid
20:41a man doesn't realize he's left his car in gear
20:45doesn't realize he's left his car in gear.
21:15What do you think?
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