00:00I want to know from each of you one thing that would actually get your black card revoked.
00:06Y'all love asking us this s**t, why y'all asking?
00:09We just got a big movie, you know, you want to get us all...
00:12All right, fine.
00:15My musical taste, I think people would be surprised to know that I think I know
00:21every song in Selena Gomez's discography, and people would know that.
00:26I got a Led Zeppelin collection.
00:27Mm-hmm.
00:29I like Michelle Branch.
00:30Because you're everywhere to me.
00:34Don't you sing that?
00:35Yes.
00:37Yes.
00:37Okay, this is going to get my black card revoked,
00:39and I don't know how Dwayne and Jermaine are going to feel about this.
00:42We're going to see.
00:43But I really love Friends.
00:48Here's the thing, I've seen every episode of Friends.
00:52I love, that show is so good, the jokes still hit.
00:56I'm sorry.
00:57Same, and I get it.
00:58They don't have black people, but the way that I watched it, I said,
01:01yeah, this show's about white people in New York.
01:03100%.
01:03It's just me being like, look at these white people.
01:05Look at these white people doing these white things.
01:06Chandler's bids, it's just, they got...
01:08Chandler Bean, come on.
01:09Oh my God.
01:10Come on.
01:10I know.
01:11She's going to turn off her camera on Zoom.
01:13My mom loves Friends.
01:15I won't.
01:16I'm a living single person, but I won't turn off the camera.
01:18No, hey, living single, down.
01:20I could transcribe every season.
01:21Scooty pooty, don't play with me.
01:23I'm going to give my scooter, period.
01:26But I do love Friends.
01:26What's your turn?
01:29Oh my God.
01:30My, uh, listen.
01:31All right.
01:32Okay.
01:32I own a border collie, and, uh...
01:36It's a border collie.
01:38It's a dog.
01:39It's a little...
01:40Is that the lasty dog?
01:41No, that's a, uh, that is a border collie.
01:43That's a type of collie, I think.
01:44Yeah.
01:45And, uh, it was between that or a pit bull.
01:47And I chose a border collie, uh, because I've grown up around pit bulls.
01:51And I've noticed, uh, border collies attract all my white neighbors.
01:54And they all want to, they all want to talk to the dog.
01:57Well, you know what?
01:58That was good, Jermaine.
01:59No, that was smart.
02:00That was good.
02:01Because then his white neighbors will feel safe with him.
02:03If you had a pit bull, you know, the pit bull are the Negroes of dogs.
02:06They...
02:07Because they're judged.
02:07They scare people.
02:08They're labeled as aggressive.
02:09But they're amazing dogs.
02:10They're amazing dogs.
02:11And they're so sweet.
02:12But that was smart.
02:13Good job.
02:13That was good job.
02:14I chose a border collie for the kids.
02:15And he got kids.
02:16And he a black father in America.
02:17I chose it for the kids.
02:17No, you get your border.
02:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:20Your border of a collie.
02:21Go ahead.
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