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These Sacred Vows - Season 1 Episode 2 - Cormac
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00:30Beer for breakfast?
00:31Yes, ma. It's my holidays.
00:34I'll try again. Good morning, Glenn.
00:35Morning, Rory.
00:37Can I sit?
00:41Do you mind if I...
00:43Am I being paranoid, or were you annoyed when you left the pool last night?
00:54No, it's grand.
00:56I know, it's grand.
00:57But I'm just asking why you ran off like that.
01:00Um, I don't like hypocrites.
01:02And who is the hypocrite?
01:04All of you, basically.
01:05Fucking chatting away to the priest like he's not the devil incarnate.
01:10Makes me sick, man.
01:11Is that being a tiny bit general?
01:13Have you read the papers in the last few years?
01:16It's a fucking pedo colony, man.
01:18Like, no offense, I know you're still into it.
01:20It's just a hard pass for me.
01:21Well, you might be interested to hear that once you were gone, the priest came back, dive-bombed into the pool, and just generally lost his shit.
01:30Really?
01:30Really.
01:31Also, he told me to go fuck myself.
01:33It's actually a pretty good show.
01:34Well, it doesn't mean he's not a pedo, though.
01:36Where are you off to?
01:37Gym.
01:37It's your holiday.
01:38I like going to the gym.
01:39Oh, you're so virtuous.
01:41You know you're going to die, right?
01:42Bro, you never go to the gym.
01:43Are you sure you're even gay?
01:44That has more to do with enjoying sex with men.
01:47We're living like in a Dolce Vita.
01:52I came up yesterday.
01:56I'm so alone in a Dolce Vita.
02:00Oh, baby, tell the phone.
02:04This magic's gone in a Dolce Vita.
02:08Nobody else than you.
02:12Me and Silas Nye.
02:15Me and Silas Nye.
02:45You wouldn't think we'd want this heat on our bodies, what with the weather outside.
02:58It's great for the joints.
03:00The eggs and the pains.
03:04We're doing all right.
03:07Did you play this morning?
03:08Um, yeah.
03:10Yeah, we did okay.
03:12You do get into such trouble in those bunkers, don't you?
03:15Ah, listen.
03:17Never ever trouble.
03:18Mm-hmm.
03:21Okay.
03:22That's me.
03:23See you later.
03:24Yeah, see you.
03:24Okay.
03:26Okay.
03:28Okay.
03:31We're going to let you know.
03:33You're not going to let the food go.
03:35Okay.
03:41You're going to let the food go.
03:43Let's go.
06:17Hey, I have something I need to talk to you about.
06:22You okay?
06:24I have a doctor's appointment today.
06:28You did? Like, here?
06:30Ava, what's wrong?
06:31Whatever it is, we can fix it.
06:35I have this thing.
06:37Like, this embarrassing, awful thing.
06:41Ava, what is it, my lord?
06:43You okay?
06:44Hey, I think I have something bad.
06:47Like, like down there.
06:50Like, like the sex thing.
06:54Fuck, Cormac, it's serious.
06:55It almost certainly isn't.
06:57Like, HPV, herpes.
06:59How long have you had it?
07:00Like a week.
07:01I was hoping it would just disappear in time.
07:03I bet you're just symptomatic because you're stressed.
07:07Will you come with me?
07:08Of course.
07:09I mean, can I be your husband?
07:11It could actually be fucking gas crack.
07:13Oh my God.
07:14Listen, I get tested every three months for PrEP.
07:18And I have been riddled over the years.
07:21Really?
07:21Yeah.
07:22Wouldn't be grand.
07:24Believe me.
07:24Hmm?
07:44I've gotten wet.
07:50I'm sorry about that.
07:52Is that your move?
07:54Splash a woman and then apologise?
07:56Kind of, yeah.
07:58Stuart.
08:00Professional kite surfer.
08:02That there's my home on wheels up young now.
08:04Oh, do I love those?
08:06I was obsessed with fan life during COVID.
08:08Yeah, she's super high-spec.
08:09Amazing wife, wife, surround sound.
08:12Want to see inside?
08:13That is precisely what someone who wanted to abduct me would say.
08:17I'm just wearing a house sprout.
08:18I have a tea cozy.
08:19Want to take a peek?
08:21Can my friend come?
08:21Your friend doesn't want to come.
08:23I've seen tea cozies at my nan's.
08:25I'll bring her back in 20 minutes, okay?
08:27Okay.
08:28Okay.
08:43I can tell you, tell you, okay?
08:52I can tell you, tell you, okay?
09:08Direct from Morocco.
09:15He can get us whatever we want for the wedding.
09:20Oh.
09:21So he's a drug dealer, this man you're in love with?
09:24Phoenix would have a knicker fit if I got into a van with a stranger.
09:29Well, that's going to get me so high.
09:38I don't know if he's wearing any factor.
10:08You see that and you think, Factor, you're obsessed.
10:12We should go over.
10:14Well, I don't want to. What if he's dead?
10:16Why would you say that?
10:17Because he looks dead, and if he is dead, then there's nothing much we can do for him now.
10:23We're going over.
10:24Father?
10:42Father?
10:44Father, you okay?
10:46Cormac, give me water.
10:46I'm sorry.
10:50Hi.
10:51I saw you from all the way over there, and I was worried that you weren't wearing any sun cream.
10:56I'm not.
10:56Well, let's get that sorted right away, okay?
11:06Hey.
11:08Oh, it's okay.
11:09Let's just take it from here, okay?
11:13Just this moment in time, okay?
11:14Just one step at a time.
11:21How did I, uh...
11:23How did last night end?
11:25Nothing.
11:26Nothing happened.
11:27You had fun, and so did we.
11:28I don't normally, I don't normally drink, you see.
11:41Okay, well, let's make tracks.
11:43Let's get them up.
11:45Yeah.
11:46Yeah.
11:47Don't worry, come on.
11:48We're going the same way.
11:50We gotcha.
11:52One, two, three, and up, up, up.
12:19Would you mind not telling anyone how we were...
12:23Of course not.
12:24Yeah, yeah.
12:28Okay, so, my darling wife here would like you to know she's not a slut,
12:43but she has this thing on her vagina.
12:46And she doesn't know how it got so horrible down there.
12:49Also, she's worried about dying,
12:51because she read an article online about a lady dying from undiagnosed throat.
12:56Okay, eh, bien.
13:24Vamos.
13:24Hola, Dr. Romero.
13:33Oh, my God.
13:35Hey.
13:50There's a lot.
13:51Oh, dear.
13:58It's herpes.
14:13We're going to do a ciclovir for 4 or 5 days
14:16and everything will be solved.
14:18It's herpes.
14:32I will give you a 4-day prescription for acyclovir.
14:36It will clear then and you can resume sexual contact.
14:40It is important not to use derogatory language like slut.
14:44And no one is dying.
14:46You see?
14:48Thank you, Doctor.
14:50I hope you and your wife have a nice day.
14:54We just cross heels.
14:58Rory, what's this?
15:00Mushroom oil.
15:0120 or 5 a day.
15:02You're such a fun guy.
15:10Guys, I'm too high for this dinner.
15:18Hi, you're all late for dinner.
15:20Hi, Cormac. I saw you at the beach.
15:22Yeah, well, Mum sent me over
15:24because dinner starts at 8 and it's legit 9pm.
15:28Okay, everybody, come on. We're late for dinner.
15:29Hey.
15:30Oh.
15:31Hey, hey, hey.
15:33You're these little sister, right?
15:35Karen.
15:36Karen.
15:39You're Karen.
15:40I'm Karen.
15:41I'm Iren.
15:42Leeroy.
15:43I'm telling you, Mum.
15:44It's the sign?
15:45The mountain is for a quiet dinner. You know, just a nice gesture.
16:05It is.
16:06Go on in and get yourself a drink.
16:08Oh, look who it is. Rory, Rory. Hallelujah.
16:09You look gorgeous.
16:10You look gorgeous.
16:11And who's this?
16:12Glenn.
16:13Short for Glenn Riefay.
16:14I am Ireland's boyfriend.
16:15This is to me.
16:17Hi, I'm Claire Cassidy.
16:18Oh, Claire.
16:19Claire the artist.
16:20Oh, yeah, the one and only.
16:21Oh, God.
16:22I heard a rumour you were coming.
16:23I am so glad you could make it.
16:24A late addition to the wedding, but very happy to be here.
16:26I loved your piece at the artist.
16:28Oh, yeah, the one and only.
16:30Oh, God.
16:31I heard a rumour you were coming.
16:32I am so glad you could make it.
16:33A late addition to the wedding, but very happy to be here.
16:36I loved your piece at the RHA annual show.
16:39Oh, nice.
16:40I was raging at all the red dots.
16:41Listen, let's make some time to talk later this evening.
16:44Yeah, I'd love that, yeah.
16:45That'd be great.
16:46For you, Chats.
16:47Anything.
16:55Happy Christmas.
16:56Happy Christmas.
16:57Happy Christmas.
16:58Happy Christmas.
16:59Happy Christmas.
17:00Happy Christmas.
17:01Happy Christmas.
17:02Happy Christmas.
17:03Happy Christmas.
17:04Happy Christmas.
17:05Happy Christmas.
17:06Happy Christmas.
17:07Happy Christmas.
17:08Happy Christmas.
17:09Happy Christmas.
17:10Happy Christmas.
17:11Happy Christmas.
17:12Happy Christmas.
17:13Happy Christmas.
17:14Happy Christmas.
17:15Happy Christmas.
17:16Happy Christmas.
17:17Happy Christmas.
17:18Happy Christmas.
17:19Happy Christmas.
17:20Happy Christmas.
17:21Happy Christmas.
17:22Happy Christmas.
17:23Happy Christmas.
17:24Happy Christmas.
17:25Happy Christmas.
17:26Happy Christmas.
17:27Happy Christmas.
17:28Happy Christmas.
17:29Happy Christmas.
17:30Happy Christmas.
17:31Happy Christmas.
17:32Thank you for telling us.
17:33Very welcome, Ava.
17:35Oh, where's your English boyfriend?
17:36Nigel, isn't it?
17:37Felix.
17:38He arrives the day after tomorrow.
17:39Oh.
17:40Hi, I'm Cormac.
17:42Sorry, late addition to the wedding party.
17:43Oh, you are very, very welcome.
17:46Last name?
17:47My last name.
17:48Kennedy.
17:49Kennedy.
17:50Thanks so much for having me.
17:52And before you ask, you should see the other guy.
17:57And how does our daughter know you, Cormac?
18:00Just old friends from college, second-tier vibes.
18:05But it's so nice to meet you both now for the first time this evening.
18:09Go on in and get a drink.
18:10I have a hug.
18:13Everything okay?
18:14Everything good.
18:15Do you have a problem with that, young man?
18:16Why don't you ask?
18:17Because you're so rude.
18:18Gay people exist, Gerry.
18:21Spare me.
18:23Everyone, has everyone met?
18:25Everyone, this is Bergl and Caroline, our old friends.
18:30Old, old, young wife.
18:35They have a house on the 10th green.
18:3710th green.
18:38Beside the 10th green.
18:40He's very into positions, is Bergl, isn't he?
18:42Yeah.
18:43So what do you do?
18:44Me?
18:45I was a teacher.
18:47I'm a teacher.
18:48I'm just taking some leave.
18:50A teacher?
18:51Yeah.
18:51What a noble profession.
18:52You and nurses are the modern-day saints in my eyes.
18:56Yes.
18:56But there's such nobility in what you do.
18:58I mean, you're not just down and Googler and a bajillion euro.
19:02You're dealing with kids.
19:04Yeah, I mean, no one's offering me a bajillion euros to do anything.
19:08Do you not like children?
19:09Oh, I love children.
19:12I have two of my own.
19:14Mine as well.
19:15Yours as well.
19:17I love them too.
19:18And it gives me such joy to watch them learn, so it doesn't feel like I'm sacrificing anything.
19:22Primary or secondary?
19:23Secondary.
19:24What subjects?
19:25English and civics.
19:27Oh, Jesus.
19:27Maybe you can help my daughter choose a reading for the wedding.
19:31She has so far resisted, insists on picking her own.
19:35Scaffolding.
19:36Sorry, scaffold.
19:38Scaffolding what?
19:38Scaffolding.
19:39It's Seamus Heaney's scaffolding.
19:40Oh.
19:41It's an absolute banger.
19:42My favourite poem of all time, so that's...
19:45Name another poem.
19:47What?
19:48Name one other poem by anyone ever.
19:53Scaffolding slaps ass and you know it.
19:55Come here to me.
19:56What happened to your eye, lovey?
19:58You don't strike me as a fighter.
20:00I always said to him, you have to wear your helmet on your bicycle.
20:05Or wear your helmet on your bicycle.
20:06And what did he listen to?
20:07He would not listen.
20:09Why, in an accident, in the road, are just lethal.
20:13You're forever hearing of people getting mashed under 18-wheeled trucks on the keys.
20:18Just that, all over the place, every day, every second.
20:21Yes.
20:22Well, here I am.
20:23Oh, well.
20:25I think you two are a gorgeous couple.
20:34You're all just full of jizz.
20:37Sorry.
20:38Sorry, no, we're just friends.
20:41Ava's boyfriend arrives the day after tomorrow.
20:43Oh, yes.
20:45Also, I am crazy gay, so there's that.
20:50Oh, yeah.
20:51We knew that.
20:54Okay.
20:55Is your gaydar super-tuned?
20:58What the hell is gaydar?
20:59It's just to be able to tell if people are gay or not.
21:01Oh, I'm very good at that, aren't I, love?
21:04Though, nowadays, many of them don't even try to hide it.
21:07I knew you were one, straight off.
21:10Congrats to you, I tell.
21:12Did you always know?
21:14Hmm?
21:14Oh, good God, Fergal, you can't ask a person.
21:17Look, I don't read this ever in my line of work, and I'm curious, I'm the ladders of yours.
21:22I don't know.
21:23And have you ever, um...
21:27Done it with a girl?
21:29Sorry.
21:30Well, no.
21:30Please, Fergal, that's enough.
21:32I'm just wondering how somebody can be 100% sure they don't like something if they haven't tried it.
21:36Kind of a two-way street, that one, Fergal.
21:38Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
21:40Well, I hope you wear a helmet on your bicycle now.
21:46Um, yes, the bicycle accident, of course.
21:49Yeah.
21:49Yes, very important.
21:52Correct.
21:54And now, I am thinking that my husband and I shall swap tables so everyone gets to know each other.
22:01Oh, no, no.
22:02Oh, no, no.
22:04What?
22:05Sorry?
22:05Sorry?
22:06Just to stay, because we're only getting to know each other.
22:10Oh, my God.
22:10You, my friend, are going to love Jerry.
22:14Jerry?
22:14Jerry?
22:14Yes.
22:15Jerry?
22:17See you later, Sandra.
22:18Jerry is an absolute howl.
22:21Like...
22:21I'm dying for you over there.
22:23They want the big fan.
22:25I know, I'm grand here.
22:26Thanks.
22:27Yeah, my grand.
22:28I'm an absolute fucking howl.
22:30Like...
22:31The two of us together.
22:32I didn't say a word.
22:33I didn't say a word.
22:35How's it going?
22:36You can't join us, Jerry.
22:37Sit down.
22:38Yeah.
22:38All right.
22:39Yeah, sure.
22:40So, what are we talking about, huh?
22:42Road safety.
22:43Roads?
22:44Oh, good God.
22:45Ten points to me license here.
22:47Fucking speed track.
22:50I think I'll ask a drink or for it.
22:55He's a fucking gas man.
22:57Jerry, Jerry.
22:58Jerry, Jerry.
23:01Does anyone know where this nightclub is?
23:03Nightclub is called Peppermint Grown.
23:05And is it open, is it good?
23:07Boys and girls?
23:08Gotta up your shit, my flock.
23:10Taxi's here.
23:11I'm in the front or else I'll get car sick.
23:14Are you in the chat, weirdos?
23:16Yeah, yeah.
23:17Check the group chat.
23:17It has it.
23:21Mr. Brennan, thank you for dinner.
23:22So, I am very sorry about earlier.
23:26It was totally inappropriate of me.
23:28And I apologize.
23:29I should not have done that.
23:31There's no need to apologize.
23:33There's two of us in it, Jerry.
23:34Yes, but you have to understand.
23:37That's not something I do.
23:39Ever.
23:39Ever.
23:39I mean, I wouldn't say ever.
23:45Listen.
23:46You know my position.
23:48I do.
23:49I won't say a word.
23:50I have no interest in doing that.
23:53Okay.
23:54And also, just for the record,
23:56I have zero interest in getting into self-destructive relationships
24:00with married fathers on the DL.
24:03Been there, done that, and absolutely fucked that.
24:07Okay.
24:08Sorry.
24:11Listen, let's get you a cab ordered.
24:12I have an account, right?
24:13A local guy.
24:17Oh, God.
24:19Whoa.
24:20Are you okay?
24:23Do you want to take a walk?
24:26Do I want to take a walk?
24:28Hey, I'm a good listener.
24:29And you now have one other person that you can talk to
24:31about whatever you want.
24:33It's got to be worth something.
24:38And people walk sometimes.
24:42Okay, fine.
24:44We'll take a walk.
24:45Do you play golf?
24:54I don't.
24:55Is this course good?
24:56It is, yeah.
24:57Mm-hmm.
24:58You don't want to be caught in the bunkers, though.
25:00Nothing but trouble in there.
25:01Listen, I'm glad we're getting to talk, actually.
25:09Everyone back there knows my fucking business.
25:12I practically live in a clubhouse.
25:14I'm a captain.
25:14But obviously, I did not expect you to be a guest at the wedding.
25:21I thought you were like Marlon Randall.
25:24That gym has a membership of 1,200 from all over the world.
25:2870 Norwegian lads rocked up to play golf only today.
25:32Like, mad.
25:33And, uh, just my luck to get you, really.
25:40Guest at my daughter's fucking wedding.
25:45No offence, leg.
25:46Mm.
25:47Anyway, I'm at a need, so on we go.
25:51Must be lonely dragging that other secret life around with you.
25:54I'm not dragging anything around.
25:56There is no secret other life.
25:58What about what happened in the sheriff?
26:00We agreed nothing happened.
26:01Nothing did happen, and yet nothing still managed to meet a need.
26:05I'm trying to be a good man here.
26:07A good husband.
26:08How's that going for you?
26:09Actually, very good.
26:12Yeah.
26:13I haven't acted out.
26:15Haven't cheated.
26:16Not once.
26:17In 30-something years.
26:18Yeah, apart from today.
26:20No contact means no cheating.
26:22So nice, Lupo.
26:24Oh, my God.
26:25You are just like Karen.
26:28Fucking certainty of youth.
26:30Okay.
26:31I'm sorry.
26:32Good night.
26:41Hey.
26:42Did the, uh...
26:44Did the Swedes end up buying the, uh...
26:46Giant paintings of the three nudie women?
26:49The big mad triptych in the living room?
26:51They sure did.
26:53You know they paid the guts of 20 grand for them?
26:55What?
26:56Yeah.
26:56Can I see you then?
27:01What?
27:06Sure.
27:07Oh, lads.
27:20If I wanted a view like that, I'd go out to the nudie beach by the airport.
27:24I'm not sure I'd want it hanging on my actual wall, you know?
27:33Where'd you get this?
27:34Some of the guys did a blues run to the local hyper market.
27:38Zero possibility this is from a hyper market.
27:41That's a 300 euro bottle.
27:43Okay?
27:44Great.
27:44Uh, someone there?
27:49I don't think so.
27:52Oh, God.
27:54Follow me.
27:55I don't think so.
27:56I don't think so.
27:57I don't think so.
27:58I don't think so.
27:59I don't think so.
28:00I don't think so.
28:01I don't think so.
28:02I don't think so.
28:03I don't think so.
28:04I don't think so.
28:05Okay.
28:06Ah.
28:07Right.
28:08You got the sun's rim.
28:09Magnus, I think.
28:10Tried to go pro last year.
28:11Filled off a scooter and broke his collarbone.
28:13Poor fucking idiot.
28:14It's big though, isn't it?
28:15Yeah, I know.
28:16I think they felt sorry for me.
28:18Why so?
28:19I'll tell you another time.
28:25Okay.
28:26So, I don't think I should be in here.
28:29Well, I thought it was grand if you didn't do anything.
28:31So don't do anything.
28:33Here.
28:34Now.
28:35Oh.
28:36Burden yourself.
28:37You're giving away your daughter this week.
28:38Mmm.
28:39How are the nerves?
28:40Shredded.
28:41Not to mention my wallet.
28:44So there is something I'd like to get your take on.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48Erm.
28:49Karen.
29:02She found, um...
29:06Grindr on my phone the night before we came over.
29:12But I thought you'd never been unfaithful.
29:13Well, I only ever chat.
29:14Look at the photographs there.
29:15Well, I only ever chat.
29:17I look at the photographs, though.
29:19A window shot.
29:21Okay.
29:23So, Karen has given me until after the wedding
29:25to say something to Sandra, or she will.
29:29She's fucking 14, for the love of God.
29:33Wait, so what's the plan?
29:35Well, so far, I've come up with
29:37give her money to keep the secret.
29:39My God, bribery.
29:41Kids love money.
29:43That will lose you to her as a father and a role model
29:45forever.
29:47Well...
29:49I'd love to hear a better idea if you've got one.
29:51Do you want to be married?
29:53I don't understand the question.
29:55You don't understand the alternative?
29:57Of course I want to be married.
29:59To your wife. You love your wife?
30:01I do.
30:03Okay, then. And she doesn't know
30:05about this other side?
30:09There is no other side.
30:11Jerry.
30:13Okay.
30:15No, she doesn't.
30:17I mean, maybe she suspects, but...
30:19I mean, there's not much going on in the bedroom.
30:23But that's normal enough, right? Isn't it?
30:25I'm the wrong person to be asking.
30:27Yeah.
30:29I'm stuck.
30:31And I feel a duty of care towards her.
30:37Sandra does not strike me as a vulnerable person.
30:41Well, maybe it helps you to think of her that way.
30:45How does that help me?
30:47We all want to feel wanted.
30:49It's good for our self-esteem.
30:51Tell her there's more to you.
30:53Like, let her in.
30:55You might be surprised by her reaction.
30:59And you don't know what you don't know about her.
31:01I should go.
31:05If that's...
31:07If that's what you want.
31:13Do you know what you want?
31:15What can I help, Mr. Byrne?
31:31Come on, Mr. Byrne.
32:01Oh!
32:07Oh!
32:11Oh!
32:13Oh!
32:19Oh!
32:24Oh!
32:25Sorry, that was a bit sudden.
32:40It's a sprint, not a marathon.
32:43Twice in a day.
32:44That hasn't happened to me since the Brian Cowan years.
32:47I have no idea who that is.
32:51Do you smoke weed?
32:53Do I?
32:54What?
32:55No.
32:58You do this all the time?
33:01Smoke weed?
33:04Seduce straight old married men.
33:08Is anyone in this room straight?
33:11Is that your kink, though?
33:16Daddies are so fucking hot.
33:19And before you ask,
33:21not all fathers are daddies.
33:23Are you serious about what you said before?
33:34That you'd never been with a man?
33:44And if you have just broken the golden rule,
33:49well, how does it feel?
33:54I feel awful.
33:57I know what that's like.
33:58That's no bike rush.
34:14That's no bike rush.
34:18I was attacked.
34:24Oh, God.
34:27Was it a gay thing?
34:30I don't know what that means.
34:32Were you coming out of a gay bar in town or something?
34:35Would that have made sense to you?
34:38Would that have made sense to you?
34:40No.
34:43But I wasn't.
34:44I just mean, was it a gay bashing?
34:51It's hard to say, isn't it?
34:54I'm gay and I was bashed,
34:56so draw your own conclusions.
34:58I'm not trying to pick a fight.
34:59It seems like you're asking me if I deserved it.
35:01I'm just interested in the details.
35:06Who these lads were.
35:09Why they would do something like this.
35:12The world is mad, Gerry.
35:16People are angry.
35:18Atoms collide.
35:19Married men fall into bed with younger gays.
35:21What can I tell you?
35:25So it was totally random?
35:29It wasn't random, no.
35:30Okay.
35:34Well, if it wasn't random, then...
35:38What was it?
35:39It doesn't matter.
35:39It's ancient history.
35:48It must have been recent enough with those bruises.
35:53Don't worry about it.
36:00It says,
36:00oh yeah,
36:09it's important.
36:11It must have been written.
36:13I would say,
36:14oh yeah,
36:15oh yeah,
36:15oh yeah.
36:16Oh yeah.
36:18Oh!
36:19Oh yeah.
36:20Oh yeah.
36:22Oh yeah.
36:23Oh yeah.
36:24Oh yeah.
36:25Oh, my God.
36:55Oh, my God.
37:25Fuck.
37:27Fuck.
37:29Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
37:33Fuck.
37:35Fuck.
37:37Fuck.
37:39Fuck.
37:41Fuck.
37:43Fuck.
37:45Fuck.
37:47Fuck.
37:49Fuck.
37:51Fuck.
37:53Fuck.
37:55Fuck.
37:57Fuck.
37:59Fuck.
38:01Fuck.
38:03Fuck.
38:05Fuck.
38:07Fuck.
38:09Fuck.
38:11Fuck.
38:13Fuck.
38:15Fuck.
38:17Fuck.
38:19Fuck.
38:23Fuck.
38:25Fuck.
38:27Fuck.
38:29Fuck.
38:31Fuck.
38:33Fuck.
38:35Fuck.
38:37Fuck.
38:39Fuck.
38:43Fuck.
38:45Fuck.
38:47Fuck.
38:49Fuck.
38:51Fuck.
38:53Fuck.
38:55Fuck.
38:57Fuck.
38:59Fuck.
39:01Fuck.
39:03Fuck.
39:05Fuck.
39:07Fuck.
39:09Fuck.
39:11Fuck.
39:13Fuck.
39:15Fuck.
39:17Fuck.
39:18Fuck.
39:19Fuck.
39:21Fuck.
39:22Fuck.
39:23Fuck.
39:24Fuck.
39:25Fuck.
39:27See you again?
39:29Besides, I need to play the
39:30镇.
39:33the police. Well, maybe you should. You want that? I want you to have peace of mind.
39:43Don't mind me.
39:48I let myself out.
39:56Everything okay? Yes, yes, everything's fine, nothing to worry about. You're sure?
40:01I'm a little preoccupied today, if you don't mind. I don't mind, no. But we have to remember
40:09what's important here. It's a big week for the Burns, Father. Important to keep a secret
40:18every now and then, wouldn't you say?
40:30Good morning, Jerry. Hello? Did you have fun last night?
40:59Hey. Please keep your voice down, everyone in this place knows me.
41:03I just asked if you had a good night last night. You asked in a way. You can't ask me that in here,
41:09in that way. Wait. Okay. I told you about my situation. You told me about your situation
41:15and then in 10 minutes later, you had my dick in your mind.
41:17Come on. Keep your voice down. I don't know you. You don't know me. There's no awesome.
41:25That's it. Hey. That's it.
41:29That's it.
41:31That's it.
41:41Up you.
42:07Give it a lunge.
42:07Sandra Byrne wants us out of her house for a bite to eat and a chat
42:12You meet Claire Margot?
42:15Chosen for you?
42:16I don't think I'll make that
42:17She specifically asked for us
42:20We're her favourites
42:21Why don't you go?
42:23I'm feeling like a lazy day here
42:25No, sorry, there's no way I'm going on my own
42:28And for any of us to go with the girls as straight up brood
42:30So up your fucking get
42:37Dad's playing golf by the way
42:41It's just mum and me and Aladie
42:43Come on, lunch outside
42:55Now
42:55My favourite little coterie of people
42:58We may see Gerry passing
43:00One of his balls might even land in your salad
43:03Now
43:07I think I'm an artist because of my social class
43:11Like I think you have to be an outsider in some way
43:13And I think growing up working class I always felt on the margins
43:16You're from Glasnevin
43:17Your dad's an engineer
43:18The middle
43:19Yeah, the most reviled place to be
43:23You know, middle-aged, middle class, middle of the road
43:26But people think the people in the middle stand for nothing
43:28But if you take the middle away
43:31What are you left with?
43:34A world of extremes
43:38Someone should make art about that
43:41A monument to the Irish middle class
43:44Plunked on a roundabout
43:45Near a golf course in Spain
43:48Exactly
43:50Yeah, I mean
43:54What Niamh doesn't want to acknowledge
43:56Is that I have an eye
43:59You know, she's up to her neck
44:00And wedding planners and coloured charts
44:02And won't let me do a tag
44:03I suppose I should be grateful
44:05She let you pick the priest
44:07She did, yeah
44:08Poor Father Vincent
44:09You know, he was a no-show last night
44:10Poor Father Vincent is a mad yoke
44:12He was dive-bombing in the pool the first night
44:14And he's really been on it with the booze
44:16Elodie, do you like it here?
44:19It's rich and it doesn't rain
44:21Elodie hates the rain
44:23Why does it not rain in France?
44:24Well, it does, of course
44:25But she's just spent the last three weeks in Ireland
44:28You know, she's still recovering from that particular trauma
44:30What was it like growing up gay in Ireland?
44:34Karen, Karen, no, you can't just ask that
44:36It's always hard to be different
44:38But it's not as hard for me as it was for the previous generation
44:42Anyone who grew up gay in the 80s has it way worse than us
44:45I have gay friends, trans and non-binary friends in my class
44:51And, like, nobody cares
44:51I wouldn't say nobody cares, but yes
44:55I'm very glad to hear
44:56Nobody cares
44:57No one our age cares
44:59Like, who cares?
45:00Um, well, I think, well, for us
45:02Being trans or gay
45:03When we were in school
45:04That was inconceivable to us growing up
45:07How'd you be your black guy?
45:20Karen, come and ask that
45:21He was in a bike accident
45:23He was in a bike accident
45:24Okay
45:24No, actually, he wasn't
45:29I am a teacher
45:30Or was a teacher
45:31I'm on leave now
45:32But I was beaten up by some of the students that I teach
45:36Kids around your age
45:37I was beaten up by them because I'm gay
45:40Four of them catfished me
45:42On social media with a picture of another man
45:44They met me in Duggan City Centre and they attacked me
45:46They wore masks, but I recognised two of them
45:48One because of his smell
45:51And the other because he had this pair of trainers
45:53He used to always brag about being limited edition
45:55And the other two came forward
45:56Confessed the following day
45:58I'd been having problems with all four of them
46:01In the weeks before
46:01Just disciplinary attendance problems
46:03But it's a tough school
46:05May I use your bathroom?
46:10Of course
46:10Of course
46:11Yeah, just there, to the left
46:13First door to the left
46:16Can't miss it
46:18The other person
48:44I can't get back again.
48:48Have you lost your keys or something?
48:49Oh, I can't go back.
48:52Back to my life.
48:55You blame me for that?
48:57You told me to never speak to you again.
48:59You said, do I know what I want, and I know what I want.
49:06Come on, then.
49:08No.
49:09No.
49:09Two minutes.
49:15Two minutes.
49:15Just...
49:16Two minutes.
49:20I'll see you.
49:25Bye.
49:26Bye.
49:27Bye.
49:28Bye.
49:29Bye.
49:30Bye.
49:31Bye.
49:31Bye.
49:32Bye.
49:32Such a ride, such a ride.
49:37Going home is such a ride.
49:40Going home is such a ride.
49:44Going home is such a lonely ride.
49:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
49:49No trouble in these bunkers.
49:50Would you hang your denim jacket?
49:55Near the poster by Picasso.
49:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
50:00You're so bad.
50:01You fucking love it.
50:03Yeah, I fucking do.
50:04Would you mind if I leave the light?
50:10Would you mind if it isn't too bright?
50:18Now I need the window open.
50:21So if you happen to get chilly,
50:25there's this coverlet my cousin hand-crocheted.
50:30Hand-crocheted.
50:32Do you mind if the edges are frayed?
50:37Would you like to unfasten my braid?
50:42Shall I make you in the morning a cup of homemade coffee?
50:51I will sweeten it with honey and with cream?
50:58When you sleep, do you have dreams?
51:06You can read the early paper,
51:09and I can watch you while you shave.
51:12God, the mirror's cracking me.
51:15The mirror's cafe.
51:16Oh, God, the mirror's cracking me.
51:17I can see you while you are eating.
51:17By the way.
51:18I can hear you definitely find me.
51:19I can hear you.
51:20But I can hear you.
51:21Oh, God.
51:22The mirror's cracked me.
51:22Oh, God, the mirror's cracked me.
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