00:00So what y'all think about Valentine's Day, man? Every year this joint comes up and I'm just like, ugh.
00:09I think, first of all, I don't know everybody. I know you're married. What's y'all situation?
00:12I'm a restricted free agent.
00:14You're a restricted free agent? Where's your contract up from?
00:17I mean, you know, I could see other teams, but they have to match the contract.
00:21I'm still feeling teams out.
00:23So y'all both are free agents, basically.
00:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much.
00:26We locked in.
00:27I have a team in mind.
00:28We got guaranteed contracts.
00:30I mean, Valentine's Day now, as you get older, you just gotta give up that fight.
00:35As you progress and you get older, you understand what they want.
00:39And it's a day dedicated for them to make them feel extremely special.
00:43Shit's not coming back to you. You're not getting anything.
00:46If you don't get them anything, it's Armageddon.
00:49Wait, so what's the fight? You mean what to do?
00:52Why do we gotta celebrate this shit? Why is it so special?
00:54Now it's just like, okay, I get it.
00:56The lie that we're told when we're younger that Valentine's Day is for couples.
01:01It's not for couples. It's for her.
01:03That's true. That's true.
01:04Only for her.
01:05Here's the thing. As a man, any holiday where you have to show love to women,
01:11you have to go above and beyond and expect absolutely nothing back.
01:14Like, if you get a sandwich, if you get some sex, you gotta be like, yay, like, sex again.
01:21I saw this meme on Instagram the other day. It said, what do you get for Valentine's Day?
01:26It's like a message from Team Snapchat. I was like...
01:29I can always rely on Team Snapchat to show me love on any holiday.
01:33Like, 9 a.m. in the morning, I can open up my phone and boom, there they go.
01:36Happy Pizza Day.
01:37They more faithful than some girlfriends.
01:39If you're single, you know how gassy you get when you get that Snapchat notification?
01:43I'm like, oh, and it's Snapchat.
01:45Like, y'all niggas, man.
01:47Have y'all asked for something and never got it on Valentine's Day, though?
01:49I feel like if you asked for something...
01:51No.
01:52No, I would never ask for anything.
01:53Oh, you wouldn't even ask for anything?
01:54No, I wouldn't ask for anything.
01:55I would never ask for anything.
01:56Y'all can't say it's not for us when they say, well, I never asked for anything.
02:00But even when I've been with somebody, I haven't gotten shit.
02:03No, when it comes to gift-giving, though, like, women don't even really ask for stuff.
02:07They'll clue you in.
02:08They'll put you in position to know, this is what I want.
02:11I mean, we can.
02:12Like, we can clue them in, but, oh, man, those Jordans sure look nice.
02:15Or, you know, I love...
02:17I sure love blowjobs.
02:20I sure love those.
02:21I just love them.
02:22Maybe, like, you still don't get it.
02:24Like, I haven't gotten a good, good present.
02:26No, I got a good present from my ex-girl.
02:29She's, like, from the Midwest, so she celebrated whatever the male equivalent of Valentine's Day is.
02:34Like, Sweetheart Day.
02:35Oh, I heard about that shit.
02:36I didn't know it was a thing.
02:37This is, like, a Chicago thing from the Midwest.
02:39Yo, that's Sweetheart Day?
02:40Sweetheart Day?
02:41I think...
02:42Oh, no.
02:43Well, Sweetheart Day, wait, wait.
02:45We talked about Steak and Blowjob Day first, though?
02:47Alright, so...
02:48That sounds legit.
02:49Alright, Steak and Blowjob Day comes on March 14th, right?
02:52And the present that you get on Steak and Blowjob Day is a Steak and the Blowjob,
02:56because it's a payback for the good things that you did on Valentine's Day,
03:00so it's exactly a month after that.
03:02So do you get to put an order, like, medium, well, and firm?
03:04I would hope so.
03:05I would hope so.
03:06What? Firm?
03:07You ain't cooking a steak how you want it.
03:08What's a firm blowjob? I don't know.
03:09Well, listen, that's...
03:10Firm?
03:11That sounds uncomfortable.
03:12Is that married life?
03:14There's very few things that could come firm, and I'd be like, this is nice.
03:17When we do that video series, the kinds of blowjobs, I'll come back for that one, too.
03:20Yeah, we'll come back for the firm blowjob.
03:22I don't know what that is, but...
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