00:00No, I want to host the Oscars. Are you kidding? That's too much. That's too much work. No! No!
00:07I say no, but if they asked, I would. Do you know what I'm saying?
00:16You can apologize. I haven't because I don't think I've said anything that's crossed too many lines.
00:21But it's okay to say I was wrong.
00:25I think people seem to think that if you say you're wrong or if you say that you did something bad then you're just like you're weak or something.
00:33And it's not a weakness to admit that you're wrong. And him saying I've changed blah blah blah, it's like okay, but like you can just say sorry.
00:43It's like if you're in a place where a lot of people like you and look up to you, you can just admit that you were wrong.
00:50The way I toe the line with comedy is I run jokes past people. Like I'll say a joke to a friend and I'll say it to multiple people.
00:58And then I listen to audiences. If an audience really doesn't like a joke that I've said, I have to go back and be like, well is it the joke? Was it the crowd? What was it?
01:08But also I don't make jokes about, like, I don't know why a lot of male comedians need to make jokes about trans women.
01:16It's, what is it? Why? I think you need to look at why you need to talk about this.
01:23Same with like talking about gay people. Like why? Why? What is the root of why you need to talk about that?
01:29And I truly just talk about myself. I'm pretty narcissistic.
01:36I would absolutely do it in a heartbeat. I'd be like, where do you need me? How high do you want me to jump?
01:41Can I have an Oscar? Can I just have one? Can that be my boyfriend?
01:47I'm so single. It hurts. I'm okay.
01:54Wow.
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