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00:00I am a teacher at your school.
00:02No, you're not. You're just a feeble old man in pyjamas.
00:09I put my faith in you and you have let me down.
00:12I need you to come through for me and fast.
00:14I'm raising me face, okay?
00:16I'll have you kicked out of here quicker than your feet can touch the ground.
00:18You wouldn't do that.
00:20Try me.
00:21You know, if you're just doing this to get at me, Conor, it's working.
00:23Yeah, that's it, because it's all about you, isn't it?
00:25He's coming back to school.
00:26Can I please return?
00:30Okay.
00:32You just most liked it.
00:33You're joking.
00:34Yeah.
00:35He took a few things first.
00:36Yeah.
00:37You're joking, he looked so soft.
00:39It is.
00:40I learned that everything was all about joy.
00:42I was going to kill some cookies.
00:43I didn't want to kill some fun.
00:44I listened to an Auntie and ć Ć¼zerlaimed
00:46All done?
01:02This isn't going to be our life forever, you know
01:17I'm going to do things
01:19Lots of things
01:21Cheltenham Festival?
01:24Horse racing, no
01:25No, I mean
01:27I mean, I'm talking about seeing the world
01:30All the historical sites
01:32The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
01:35They were a poetic creation
01:39What, you mean they're not real?
01:42No, but if they were, I'd like to see them with you
01:45I love you, Grantley Budgin
01:58You don't know that, don't you?
02:02And if you want your friends to come
02:08Then bring them all along
02:15You really think giving up Mandarin to chop vegetables is a good career move?
02:25Mum, get off my case
02:27You know, I could give you a hard time
02:29Oh, is that right?
02:31Yeah
02:31Like the empty bottle of vodka I found in the bin last week
02:34Come on, I did not drink a drop of that
02:36It went straight down the sink
02:37I know
02:38Trust me
02:39I've always known you've been drinking
02:40Oh, right, thanks
02:54Oh, I've got to take you the journey
02:56I am not an invalid
02:59I think I can manage to walk to the local shop
03:03Do you want some breakfast?
03:07Look, will you lot shut off?
03:11I cannot hear myself think
03:15I'm sorry?
03:19Why don't you sit down, I'll bring your toast
03:21Going back to work after a long break is not easy
03:36I'm fine, there's no need to worry
03:38Oh, good luck, Casey
03:43Yeah, watch you don't get your brain scrambled, Casey
03:46I like yours just already, you mean?
03:48I'm going to come back and wave my medal in your face
03:50What medal?
03:54She wants to go for the Commonwealth Games
03:55She can do it, can't she, miss?
03:58She's got to take some doing, Casey
03:59Well, you said she was talented
04:01Well, anything's possible, but
04:03Do you know what?
04:06It's good to have a go
04:06Yeah, why not?
04:12Hey
04:12Case reckons she's going to walk it today, Baz
04:15Ha-ha, I reckon she'll get battered
04:17Yeah?
04:21Oh, no, no, no, no
04:22I don't mean she's not good or anything
04:24I just mean she's not good or what
04:25She'll be div
04:25It's no contest
04:27She will get battered
04:28The girl she's fighting has been boxing for ages
04:32I have proper training and everything
04:34The only thing I can do is make loads of money out of it
04:36Tell everyone she's going to win
04:39Do you hear me?
04:45I don't want to be late for the first day back, sir
04:51Come on, love
04:55You can tell you're just standing on your head
04:57I don't want to go back anymore
05:03Can't do it
05:04You can
05:04Can't do it?
05:06Christine is expecting you
05:08You're not giving up 20 years from the door
05:10I think after nearly 40 years I've learnt my rights
05:14Well, I don't want you to give up
05:18You have not been through hell these past few months just to jack it all in
05:23Look at our kids
05:28They look up to you
05:29Let's just get to do it over with, hmm?
05:32I suppose one day won't make any difference
05:39Who knows what deadly bacilli are lurking in this place
05:52Aren't they?
05:54Lovely to see you
05:55Thanks
05:56Wish I could say the feeling was mutual
05:59Oh, listen to him
06:01Sorry, er, excuse me
06:05Have you cleaned in here?
06:08Aye
06:08Really?
06:10Well, it doesn't look like it
06:11I'm a cleaner, not a dishwasher
06:12But surely part of your responsibility is to tidy this room, is it not?
06:17Well, I'm two cleaners down
06:18And all I've got is a wee lassie from Moldova
06:20I can't be everywhere
06:21Might I remind you that you and your cleaning staff are employed directly by the school?
06:27He's a pompous little...
06:29Excuse us
06:30Um, we, er, we need to have a word with Christy
06:33To ease you back in, Maggie and I thought you might like to help out with the National
06:42Schools Poetry Competition this morning
06:43I thought Tom's do...
06:45I mean, I thought he'd done that
06:47He didn't finish it
06:50And today's the last day to pick Waterloo Road Submission
06:53I've arranged for a presentation in a lecture theatre after school
06:59And I need you to work your magic
07:01Get the poems up to scratch
07:03And then pick the winning entry
07:04He'll do a great job, Christy, won't you?
07:07Oh, of course
07:08I don't mind playing St Jude for the day
07:11Thanks, Grantley
07:13And it is really great to have you back
07:17I'm sorry, Christine
07:20He was mad keen to get back
07:22I don't know what's got into him
07:23Are you sure he's not coming back too soon?
07:25He'll be fine when he gets a few lessons under his belt
07:27Are you two out for a stroll or on your way to class?
07:35No, out of the way
07:36He's a stuck-up so-and-so, that Windsor
07:40Don't you worry, Oka-Pet
07:42He won't make a fool of me again
07:44Biggest mistake he ever made
07:47Just talk to her
07:49I'm not saying she'll forgive you, but she'll talk to you
07:52And that'll make things a lot less awkward for us
07:54Hi
07:57Hi
07:58Hi
07:58I'm really looking forward to see Casey Box today
08:01Don't talk to her
08:02She doesn't want anything to do with you
08:04I can speak for myself, Barry
08:06But he's right
08:07I've got nothing to say to you
08:09Commonwealth Games?
08:14I know
08:14It's ambitious, but she's really up for it
08:17Are you sure she's good enough?
08:18It's not really your area of expertise, is it?
08:20I know I'm no coach
08:21But I know talent and ambition when I see it
08:24But as you say, you're no coach
08:27Sorry I'm late
08:29Just supervising the boxing ring being delivered
08:31We're all set
08:32Just remember the PTE, aren't you happy about it?
08:35It's going to be a great event
08:36It's all down to Nicky here
08:37Casey's going to do us proud
08:39I know she will
08:40Long term, she's going to need financial backing
08:44I've got a student council meeting today
08:46I'll put fundraising for her on the agenda
08:48Well, we can discuss that at a later date
08:50Nicky, I hope it all goes well
08:52Thank you
08:52Simon, NQT observations
08:57I haven't had a chance to see one of Sue's classes yet
08:59How's she doing?
09:02No problem
09:02Really hitting the ground running
09:04Moving forward
09:09Let's hope we'll all be on the same page
09:12Indeed, singing from the same hymn sheet
09:15That's the first time I've seen you smile since Princess left
09:18Was that a smile?
09:21I suppose it was
09:22Well, I'm assuming that Mr Clarkson has filed your poems somewhere
09:30We haven't even wrote them yet, sir
09:33Right
09:35Well, the general rule of poetry used to be simple
09:39Nowadays, practically anything passes as poetry
09:45Do you mean like pop songs?
09:47Oh, and rap
09:48Rap
09:49I am not reading any of that rubbish
09:53Just remember it is easiest to write about something you know well
09:59That you care about
10:00Sir, can I use my laptop?
10:03Er, providing it's used appropriately
10:06And there's no copying from the internet?
10:09So, we want to determine the order of the reaction in respect to, erm
10:14In respect to the, er, the hydrogen ions
10:20Now, as you know, iodate
10:23As you know, the iodate ions are an oxidising agent
10:27Which, erm
10:28Which react with sulphate ions in acidic solution
10:33What's a good solution to, erm, to produce?
10:39Mess, are you going to let them do that?
10:40They don't want to learn them
10:41Then that's their business
10:42No, but I do
10:43And I want if you can't control them
10:45I'm better off teaching myself
10:48Oh, pass the sick vibe
10:50I've, I've just realised I've left something in this separate room
10:55Job centre opens at ten, miss
10:59Hmm, right
11:25Right, I'd like to hear a few opening lines, if possible
11:30Lula, you've had technological support, anything?
11:35Erm, I'm still doing my research
11:37Holly's finished
11:39Mr. Taylor, let's hear it
11:42Right, pin back your lug holes, everyone
11:44Here comes Waterloo Road, Simon Armitage
11:47Erm, for you
11:49If I could pray your pain away, I surely would
11:54If I could hold you fast until your fear had passed, I'd try
11:58If I could cry your weary...
12:01Stop!
12:03Perhaps Mr. Clarkson didn't make it clear
12:07But entries for the competition are to be original pieces of work
12:13Copying and pasting from the internet is strictly verboten
12:17I didn't copy it
12:20You can't kidder, kidder, son
12:22I saw you on that thing
12:23I was helping Lula
12:24I did this
12:25I did, didn't I?
12:27Sorry
12:28Enough
12:28I don't want to hear it
12:30Heads down, you've got until break
12:33Oh, dear
12:35Aw, dear
12:36How are you doing?
12:42Doing right there
12:43How are you doing?
12:44I just couldn't admit I'd be pretty famous
12:46What the hell is this?
12:47Oh, what the hell is this?
12:49What the hell is this?
12:50Oh, I'll actually, you know
12:51I want to watch it
12:52Can't wait till I get out
12:53Let's look ahead
12:55I'm talking about our futures
12:59Life, death, marriage
13:02Are you okay, miss?
13:04Absolutely, never better
13:06I mean, I know what I want to do with my life
13:09Give up teaching?
13:11No, Imogen
13:12Get married
13:13I am having the works
13:16Vintage car, church
13:19Sickeningly expensive dress
13:21Oh, that sounds amazing
13:23It's all set
13:25I'm going to be a princess
13:27I thought manager was about how much you love someone
13:29And not about how you look
13:30Mr Loseley is my dream man
13:33And he wants me to look my best
13:34Just like when he first saw you, miss
13:36In the unlikely event of crashing into the sea
13:40Please blow into this whistle
13:43To keep the sharks away
13:44Actually, Barry
13:46You've got the moves all wrong
13:48Passing the jacket over your head
13:51Pass the straps around your waist
13:53Once outside the aircraft
13:54The jacket can be inflated by pulling down on the toggles
13:57A light and a whistle are provided
13:59To attract attention
14:00Toot toot
14:01There was a young man from Leeds
14:10He swallowed a packet of seeds
14:14He grew some grass on his underpass
14:19And couldn't fart for weeks
14:20Thank you, Pam Ayres
14:25I don't think infantile limericks
14:30Was what Mr Clarkson had in mind
14:32Sir
14:34I finished mine
14:36It's called Scream
14:46My blood runs to keep you warm and fill your belly
14:52My skin twisted in pain like a newborn baby
14:56My pain is your gain
14:59A life lived short like a butterfly
15:01And squashed like a bug
15:04Hear my scream
15:07That was really rather good
15:12I would tone down some of the similes
15:17But the message of the poem is clear
15:19Perhaps a little too clear
15:21Right, well
15:22Get on with it, everyone
15:24We haven't got long
15:25Good effort
15:26Um
15:27Ted Hughes
15:30Amazing powers of observation
15:33Try and capture some of that in yours
15:36Without copying
15:38Harley
15:44Harley, wait
15:45Harley
15:56Hey, love
16:04How you feeling?
16:07Your little effort at breaking me in gently isn't working
16:11Complete waste of time
16:13So far, I've had one decent effort
16:17Plagiarism
16:18And a bunch of limericks
16:20I'd be expecting two more chocolate
16:23Mm-hmm
16:25I'll keep pushing him
16:27He'll come round
16:28He'll come round
16:29Thanks
16:30Entree, entree
16:32Don't let us out of the class
16:34Procivitum
16:36Procivitum
16:37Procivitum
16:38Oh my god
16:42Who said that?
16:44Someone don't like you, sir
16:46Quiet
16:48Hi
16:49See you, super
16:49Ha, ha, ha
16:50Ha, ha, ha
16:50Ha, ha, ha
16:51That's hot
16:53Okay
16:54ĆŖncia
16:55Right
16:56SuĆme en boil
16:59Hi pa
17:01Hi pa
17:03Mai
17:03So, it's too hard
17:05so it's too hard just use words that express your feelings I have done swag swag swag on you
17:28chillin by the fire while we eat in fondue but sir is that not a Justin Bieber song I've had enough
17:38plagiarism for one day look W.H. Auden one of the greatest writers of the 20th century said
17:48that a poet is before anything someone who is passionately in love with language
17:55now I am no ordent but I've always loved words their diversity their malleability their
18:05malleability above all else their sound
18:13Rhiannon what's your favourite word doughnuts we all know money's yours Barry too right
18:22I'm running a book on the boxing match er right let's let's make a start I want everyone
18:32to make a list of their favourite words no profanities well what's your favourite word sir
18:38me I like cacophonous words words that have a harsh or unpleasant sound like what
18:48uh putrid puke pustular pratt prude pickle pimple poppycock and that's just a piece
18:59Christine we've got a problem
19:02I need to talk to you
19:03all right you've got to come barging in here
19:05what's out there
19:06this better be good that cleaner has exacted her revenge by dumping rubbish all over my desk
19:18I had to remind her of her duties this morning and I don't think she took too kindly to the rebuke
19:23did you actually see her do it no it was obviously her well you don't know that sounds
19:28like kids playing a trick they wouldn't dare she would she's just the type and what type is that
19:34I think you should just get rid of them all in Japan you know children clean their own schools
19:41George you're annoyed but there's a class out there that should be in a lesson
19:45sponsored clean
19:54we should get the children to raise money by cleaning the school
19:59it's genius
20:01I can see a twinkle in your eye I think you're hot on the idea are you not
20:04look take it to the school council if they think it's any merit I will think about it
20:08right
20:10I shall
20:11after you've finished teaching that lot
20:13of course
20:15right you've all got a copy of the agenda
20:28so item one is sir I'd like to add something to this it's about miss spark miss spark what about her
20:36well she can't teach for one this morning she spent the full lesson talking about marriage and showing us our skills as a flight attendant
20:43well uh miss spark's lesson isn't on the agenda so uh yeah but we really think that somebody should not on the agenda
20:49okay can we just move on please dynasty our case is boxing gear instead scabby
20:57if she's gonna be in the Commonwealth Games then she needs some proper equipment
21:01that's really soon yet so she's good enough
21:04yeah we'd all agree with that dynasty I think what we should do is
21:08so way down here and absolute silence
21:11I wonder if I could address the school council
21:16well uh
21:17I'd like if I may to
21:19pitch a little idea of mine to you to raise much needed school funds
21:24and the idea is
21:27a sponsored clean
21:29of the school
21:31a sponsored clean
21:37yep
21:37kill two birds with one rock
21:40raise money
21:42and get a nice clean school
21:44right
21:46let's put it to a vote
21:49shall we
21:49um anybody want to
21:51put on rubber gloves and
21:52scrub floors
21:53no
21:58this is not good Casey
22:09you're capable of way better than this
22:11miss I've had no time
22:13I'm sorry to interrupt
22:16um
22:16can I borrow Casey
22:17it's just the pre-fight routine
22:19well
22:20see what all that training's leading to
22:23hmm
22:23a five-year-old could have done that
22:25she's trying her best
22:28aren't you
22:29I'm sorry
22:31I'm just a bit up to here with everything at the minute
22:33I'll make sure she gets it done properly
22:35come on
22:37miss I've left my homework in my locker
22:45oh here we go
22:47another Jack and Ori
22:48what
22:49nothing
22:50go and get it
22:51Barry Barry
22:57I'll have 50 quid on the half of the book girl
23:03are you sure
23:05I've heard she's got arms longer than my small intestine
23:10right well
23:1450 quid it is
23:15evens
23:17I'll give you the money later
23:18hey
23:19how much did he bet
23:26enough
23:27this case is going to get slaughtered
23:29no
23:30and I'll be the one doing the slaughtering
23:32if I hear you repeat that
23:34sir can I have a word please
23:43I hope you haven't come to protest your innocence again
23:50no
23:51Barry's just trying to rip you off
23:53you know
23:54with the boxing
23:54how do you mean
23:58Casey's going to win
24:00Barry knows the other girl
24:01he's just threatened her
24:03to make her lose
24:03I don't care if you didn't do it
24:13get it cleaned
24:14please
24:15thank you
24:18at least you're smiling now and not shouting
24:23because budging didn't like your little poem
24:25yeah whatever Darren
24:26oh little poem I wrote boo
24:28shut up Darren
24:29I'm not joking
24:30all right
24:30what is it with you and old cherry face anyways
24:32I did your grand
24:33shut up for all right
24:33hey hey hey break it off
24:37break it off
24:38you two
24:39ow ow ow ow
24:40what do you think you're playing at
24:41you over there
24:43you
24:45outside
24:46I've got enough on my plate today
24:54without you two trying to lock lumps out of each other
24:56Darren's been winding me up about my poem
24:59the one you've been doing with Mr Budging
25:01he says I've copied it
25:02and did you
25:03no
25:04I've spent ages doing it
25:06I'm not bothered
25:07Budging thinks I'm a liar somewhat
25:10Harley
25:11he doesn't
25:12he's just
25:13he's not himself today
25:16I'll tell you what
25:18I'll have a word with him
25:20give me the poem
25:21I'll make sure he reads it
25:22I can't
25:24I've dropped it away
25:25I know what
25:30and then
25:30save it
25:32here
25:34I've got your money
25:37fifty quid
25:39on Casey
25:40Casey
25:41I thought you were better than a new thing
25:43you thought I was born yesterday
25:45you got a problem with that
25:46I know
25:47fifty on Casey
25:48good luck
25:51hi love
25:54erm
25:55listen I've just had a word with Harley
25:57and he's pretty upset about that poem of his
26:00that's cause it's not his poem
26:02he lifted it off the internet
26:03he says he didn't
26:05yeah and I know a fraud when I see one
26:07okay
26:07don't have to bite me head off
26:09I'm having this in the stuff room
26:11I thought I told you to back off Miss Spark
26:15I did
26:16but then she went off on one
26:18if you ask me she's a bit well
26:20you know
26:21he's protecting her
26:26I would do the same for you
26:28but she's wrecking her chances of getting into uni
26:30hey
26:31how's Casey doing
26:32I'm not hungry
26:34see you later
26:35yeah alright
26:37see you later
26:38I have a feeling she's not going to forgive you
26:41maybe it's time to me born mate
26:43thank you Lula
26:45yes I'll read it now
26:47sir can I talk to you about Harley
26:48finally
26:56a decent piece of work
27:03having one of those days
27:08sorry
27:09it gets easier believe me
27:12why don't they listen
27:13all this
27:15this chattering
27:16and
27:16the questions
27:18I just want to teach science to people that want to learn
27:22right
27:23you walk into the room
27:26you look confident
27:27you give them a scowl
27:30never smile before half term
27:35I've tried that
27:37it lasts about two seconds
27:38don't answer questions
27:41like
27:41where'd you get your top Miss
27:43or
27:43are we doing something good today Miss
27:46now
27:47let the room go silent
27:50have something prepared
27:52something simple
27:53that they can't question
27:55you make it sound so easy
27:57well
27:57it's nearly 40 years of experience
28:00but
28:00then
28:02once
28:04in a blue moon
28:06you uncover
28:08a diamond
28:11I thought that it might give him the lift
28:13but
28:14it hasn't
28:15well give him a chance
28:16he's coming back to this lot
28:17at walk
28:18in the corridor
28:19I know
28:20I know
28:20I just worry that
28:22he's going to give up on
28:23life
28:24on everything
28:25well you've got to convince him
28:28that there is life
28:29beyond this place
28:31beyond that machine he hooks himself up to
28:34yeah
28:35listen you better get off
28:38Maggie
28:40I know
28:41you'll think of something
28:42she's done one of these belts Miss
28:52it's a good practice
28:53it is yeah
28:55do you think I'll lose
28:58really joking
29:00no worries eh
29:02none
29:03and you've got the whole
29:05school
29:06backing you
29:07are you not a little bit nervous
29:10why would I be nervous
29:15you've got what it takes
29:16in here
29:16and in here
29:17alright
29:18remember that
29:19I had to defend you earlier
29:23at the student council
29:24Imogen Stewart
29:25told everyone about
29:25your here comes the pride lesson
29:27well yeah
29:27I was telling them about our wedding
29:29you spent half the lesson
29:30talking about it
29:31they liked it
29:32even Barry I think
29:33are you serious
29:34Sue
29:35you have got to get a grip
29:36our jobs could be on the line
29:38if anyone finds out
29:39oh worried about
29:40your precious courage
29:41of course I'm worried about
29:42have you
29:45are you okay
29:47no
29:48I had support with Barry
29:49and now you're having a go at me
29:50you know what I mean
29:51have you taken something
29:52get out
29:54my bag
29:57just head to the box inn
29:59do you know I'm afraid
30:01I find public displays
30:03of aggression
30:04a little difficult to take
30:05I mean we preach
30:06tolerance
30:07non-violent
30:08it'll take a bit more
30:11than your silver tongue
30:12to get pupils scrubbing floors
30:13what do you want
30:15with a silver tongue
30:16aren't you supposed to be
30:18supervising the car
30:19France
30:22food's horrible
30:23what about grief
30:25you can't put paper
30:27down the toilet
30:28after you've done your business
30:30I'm not having that
30:31good afternoon and welcome to this flyweight challenge boxing match
30:53how many did you take
31:02Sue how many
31:04two I think
31:05two
31:06you think
31:07can you imagine if Christian had seen you this spaced out
31:10I'm sorry okay but you weren't there
31:12they were horrible to me
31:15just stop crying alright
31:18somebody might come in
31:20I thought you were done with these months ago
31:24you said all that anxiety was behind you
31:26it is
31:26they were left over from before
31:29I hate this school
31:31I hate everything about it
31:32nice clean feet
31:36touch gloves
31:36Casey come here
31:38come here
31:39you can do this
31:41alright you can do this
31:42take him down
31:43round one
31:44come on Casey
31:58come on Casey
32:02move away
32:03Casey move away
32:08come out
32:09move away
32:10come out
32:11go hold it
32:41one
32:42two
32:43three
32:44four
32:45five
32:46six
32:47seven
32:48eight
32:49seriously okay
32:50box on
32:52box on
32:54box on
33:00box on
33:02box on
33:03box on
33:04box on
33:05box on
33:06box on
33:07box on
33:08box on
33:09box on
33:10box on
33:10box on
33:13box on
33:14box on
33:18box on
33:19box on
33:20box on
33:34Spit it out
33:42She's really strong
33:46Look, you're already really behind on points
33:49That's it, I should stop it
33:51No way
33:52You can't do that
34:00Did you see that?
34:02What?
34:03Did you see what he just did?
34:05Ignore him
34:07Secondary
34:08Concentrate
34:09Right
34:18Where have you been?
34:23I got caught up in something
34:26I'll tell you after
34:28I can't get caught up in something
34:30It's still been a long way
34:31Hindi
34:32Given
34:33What?
34:34It's still
34:35HAPPEN
34:36I've got
34:40Oh
35:10Will you be alone?
35:20You stitched me up
35:24Yeah, I did
35:26You're not very good at telling when people are lying to you, are you sir?
35:30I told you the truth about my pollen
35:32And you didn't believe me, did you?
35:34I lied about Casey and you're dead
35:40Power Casey, hmm?
35:42Getting shown up like this in front of everybody
35:45Oh, I'm an idiot
35:46A complete and utter idiot
35:49Well, you have your moments
35:51Book the holiday anyway, I don't care
35:53Where are you going?
35:54To see a boy about a poem
35:58Well, Nicky clearly overplayed her abilities
36:01That's a bit harsh
36:03What were you going to tell me about earlier?
36:05Nothing, it doesn't matter
36:07Look, I'm going to check on Casey
36:09Okay, settle down
36:14Well, let's hope all that violence hasn't dulled your senses
36:18We seem a bit thin on the ground, what is everybody?
36:20Everyone's still in gym, miss
36:24Audrey, could I have a...
36:26Sorry, Miss McFall
36:27Could I have a word with Harley, please?
36:29Yes, of course
36:30Harley
36:39I owe you an apology
36:44A big one
36:47Your poem?
36:49Can you tell me something about it?
36:54Where you got your inspiration?
36:58Well, there was a clue in the title
37:00For you
37:02Wait a minute
37:07You're saying that you wrote that for me?
37:14No
37:15Mr. Clarkson said
37:17To write a poem about
37:18Someone I look up to
37:20Someone I used to look up to
37:24You were the one who got me into reading
37:28Hmm
37:29Catch her in the rye
37:32Right, what have you done with that poem?
37:37I've thrown that in the bin
37:39In the toilets
37:40Yeah, but you remember it off by heart
37:43Nah, I don't care about the stupid competition anyway
37:47It's all my fault
37:52Yeah
37:53I've been telling her
37:54She's the best thing since
37:55Timmy Peaches all week
37:57Don't say not, Kevin
37:58No, I wasn't
37:59I wasn't gonna
38:00I thought she did really well
38:02Yeah, before her first fight
38:04How's she gonna face everyone after that?
38:06Er, okay everyone
38:08Can you hear me back to class, please?
38:11We want Casey!
38:13We want Casey!
38:14We want Casey!
38:15Come on
38:16We want Casey!
38:17We want Casey!
38:18We want Casey!
38:19We want Casey!
38:20We want Casey!
38:25We want Casey!
38:39Hannah?
38:40No
38:41I don't believe it
38:42Shhh
38:46They're shouting for you. Come on.
38:52No way. I'm not showing my face in there.
38:56They want to see you.
38:58To tell you how well you did.
39:00And how proud they are of you.
39:02Like I am.
39:03We won Casey. We won Casey. We won Casey. We won Casey.
39:21She's lost.
39:22We won Casey. We won Casey. We won Casey.
39:33OK, OK, um, Casey, today, without any formal boxing training, you got in that ring with
39:47someone much more experienced and showed us all a thing or two about guts and determination.
39:53And so we are going to work hard to make sure you get professional coaching.
40:02Yeah!
40:05Mr Windsor has come up with an excellent idea.
40:10I'm looking for ten volunteers to take part in the first ever school sponsored clean starting today.
40:16And I'm going to kick it off by sponsoring those ten people, Ā£5 each.
40:20So come on, who's up for it?
40:22Yep, I'm in.
40:23Kevin, thank you.
40:24I'll do a miss, if the money's come to our Casey.
40:26You have my word, every penny earned from this scheme will go to Casey.
40:30WHOOP
40:33Stop! The bin.
40:42From the boys' toilets, which one?
40:44Er, let me think. One of the black ones, I think.
40:47Oh, ha ha! Very funny. Look, I am looking for something very important.
40:51Do you happen to remember the position that the refuse from the boys' toilets was placed?
40:57Hang on. I've written it down somewhere. Sorry, lost it.
41:01Whatever it is you've lost, you'd better hurry up and find it.
41:05That lot's going to the tip this afternoon.
41:19Hello, Mr Dinesh.
41:21Sorry, Mish, you're not allowed for me in class.
41:24Yeah. Mm-hmm.
41:27What now?
41:29We'll be with you in the hour.
41:31Get... Thank you, Mr Dinesh.
41:33Thank you, thank you.
41:33Drop!
41:49I'm fine. I just...
41:50Needed a snack.
41:54We told anyone.
42:02Cut your batter free, period.
42:05Sue,
42:05you bring every problem to me from now on, yeah?
42:12Yeah.
42:13Bradley!
42:26Bradley!
42:26What are you playing at?
42:28What are you playing at?
42:33What are you playing at? I've been looking all over for you.
42:39I'm looking for Harley's poem.
42:42Have you gone do-lally or what? Get out of there!
42:44I've got to find it.
42:45Grantley, the hospital called Mr Dinesh.
42:49What did he want?
42:50Oh, oh, nothing much.
42:52He only wants to give you a new kidney!
42:54We have to go straight away.
42:57What, now?
42:57Yes, now, Grantley, now.
42:59Get out of the bin before your blood pressure goes through the roof.
43:01But I've got...
43:01Listen, listen, Bradley.
43:03This is it.
43:03A new kidney.
43:05It's what we've been waiting for.
43:06It's good news, yeah?
43:08It's brilliant news.
43:10Give me two minutes.
43:11I know it's in here somewhere.
43:13What?
43:15I believe you made a bit of money out of Casey today.
43:19I've not had a bad day, yeah?
43:21Hmm.
43:22So you'll be helping her out with sponsorship?
43:25You are joking, aren't you?
43:27If she wants to get herself brain damaged, that's up to her.
43:31You should never have let her in that ring.
43:33I let her down, I know that.
43:38But I'm not going to just abandon her.
43:42You know, I might fork out for a few plasters for the next fight.
43:48I thought you Barry's stuck together.
43:55In case it's got guts to lose like that and then come back and face people, I couldn't have done it.
44:03Grantley, we have got to get going.
44:11Keep looking.
44:12I can't let the lad down again.
44:15You have a kidney waiting for you.
44:17It's a stupid poem.
44:18Yeah, it's not stupid to him.
44:20He's put his heart and soul into it.
44:22Right, fine.
44:23Don't mind me.
44:24Don't mind me.
44:24All the worrying I've been doing.
44:25All the sleepless nights.
44:27Do you know something, Grantley Budgin?
44:28You can go on holiday yourself.
44:30You can just...
44:30Hey!
44:30I've got it!
44:34Good.
44:35Now, can we please get going?
44:40I need two E's and a B.
44:43And I've no chance that she keeps teaching us.
44:45Mum will listen to us, but we need back up.
44:48Thanks for giving our Casey that support before.
44:51No problem.
44:52Doesn't mean we're best mates or nothing.
44:57No, I just...
44:59At least we can talk.
45:02Oi.
45:03Me and Connor are going to make an official complaint about Miss Spark.
45:06Are you in?
45:11Is there a problem over there?
45:12Nope.
45:13Right.
45:17Off you get the peer review.
45:18I will sort the poetry competition.
45:19We've had such a great response.
45:21And real quality.
45:23Grantley, let somebody else do it.
45:25The winning entry.
45:27It's the best bit of writing I've seen in years.
45:28And it's Harley Taylor's.
45:30So I would like a bit of fuss made.
45:33Yeah, of course.
45:34Just let me announce the winner.
45:35And then we'll go, I promise.
45:36We need to be at the hospital.
45:38This is brilliant.
45:39Oh, yeah.
45:40There's more.
45:40Look.
45:42Lula.
45:45Lenny Brown.
45:47Even Darren Hughes has a talent for rhyming.
45:52Well, you've certainly got your mojo back, Grantley.
45:55OK.
45:56Half an hour, then hospital.
45:59Yes.
45:59Right, see you in the lecture theatre.
46:01See you there.
46:03And what are you lot up to?
46:06We're going to speak to Mrs McGrew.
46:08Student council business.
46:09What's so important?
46:13We're making a complaint against Miss Burke.
46:16Why?
46:17What's she done?
46:17Well, she's not really teaching us properly.
46:19She can't teach more like.
46:21Come on.
46:22It's nothing to do with you.
46:26Right.
46:27I'll let the hospital know that you'll be there about.
46:30What are you doing?
46:31Sue needs my help.
46:33She's a big girl, Grantley.
46:34She doesn't need you to sort her out.
46:35She's a kid.
46:36Christine will have her out.
46:37If she's not up to the job, then she should get the push.
46:40Oh, you don't believe that.
46:41And if you do, you're not the woman I married.
46:42Take those.
46:43I'll sort Sue out.
46:44I'll be back in two minutes.
46:46Don't run!
46:49I don't want to get Miss Burke into trouble, but...
46:51No, no.
46:52You did the right thing coming to me.
46:53Keep this to yourselves, though.
46:54I'm sure you understand how delicate the situation is.
46:59Thanks.
47:06What's that about?
47:08A delegation.
47:10Against Sue.
47:12Yeah?
47:14What are they saying?
47:15She's allowing Barry to disrupt every class.
47:18No homework set.
47:19Books not marked.
47:20She's a young teacher.
47:21Come on.
47:22We've all been there.
47:23What are you going to do?
47:25I'm going to take a look for myself, Simon.
47:28You.
47:29Sit there.
47:31The rest of you, not...
47:34one...
47:37word.
47:41Now, Miss Spark, do you have a worksheet?
47:45Er, yes.
47:45I was just about to hand it out.
47:53Excellent.
47:53Lots to do here.
47:57Now, Miss Spark has carefully prepared your task, this lesson.
48:04And I want to hear from her that it has been completed to the highest possible standard.
48:15You know what, I think we should take this the official route, do a proper performance management review.
48:31Oh, I'll see you in a minute.
48:33Yeah, great.
48:34Yeah, great.
48:34That process takes time.
48:36Yeah, she's a complete incompetent.
48:38I need to know now.
48:42Well, she seems to have everything under control.
48:44Well, in this classroom, yes.
48:46You know, it's Barry that's the problem.
48:49And if we sort him...
48:49It's Sue's responsibility to manage her classroom.
48:52I'll be keeping her very close eye on her.
48:54The harder you rub, the more streak free the shine.
49:04Oh, Mr Windsor's asked me to help out.
49:08Well, I was in charge of cleaning at the fish factory I worked at.
49:11I'm very resourceful of him.
49:14Can I have a quick word?
49:23About Miss Spark.
49:25I will be keeping a very close eye on things, but I'm asking you to give her a little bit more time.
49:32Look, if things don't improve, action will be taken.
49:34You have my word?
49:41Nice bit of her teaching today, but I'm still doing home economics.
49:51As I seem to be on something of a roll with money-saving ideas,
49:55why don't we simply swap Miss Not-Very-Bright-Spark for a PE teacher?
50:00Have you forgotten who her father is?
50:02We're going to have to wrap her in cotton wool.
50:04Well, the name's good on here.
50:06What are you doing with her gear?
50:08The school's filthy.
50:09We're trying to clean it.
50:10Thank you, Sonia.
50:12We're just trying a little experiment, Annie.
50:14The pupils are going to be helping out with some of the cleaning.
50:16What?
50:17No, they are not.
50:18They're being sponsored.
50:19It's for a really good cause.
50:21Oh, that's nice.
50:22What is it?
50:22Starving children?
50:24No, it's for Casey Barry and her boxing training.
50:26I always knew you were a stuck-up cow in my groove,
50:28but I didn't know you had mutton for brains.
50:30Hey.
50:31Right, come on, Olga.
50:32Out of here.
50:33Olga, come on.
50:34Good riddance to bad rubbish.
50:36Shhh.
50:37Holly, are you not coming to the presentation?
50:45No.
50:46Oh, please.
50:48For me?
50:53You think you're going to win?
50:54It's all here.
50:58Gym work, training programme.
51:00But, take a look at this.
51:05America?
51:07Residential?
51:09Well, it's where the best training is.
51:11I'll have to think about it, miss.
51:15Look, I don't want what happened today to ever happen again.
51:18I feel totally responsible for that.
51:22Yeah, but...
51:23America?
51:25We'll have to scrub a lot of floors to pay for that.
51:28Case.
51:32Look, I'm sorry about what happened earlier.
51:34The old budging.
51:40You've got 50 quid on you to win.
51:43You must have seen all that natural talent you've got for fighting.
51:47I thought maybe you could put it towards your sponsorship or whatever.
51:52It's yours.
51:54Go on.
51:56Take care.
52:00That's really generous.
52:02Thank you, Barry.
52:04So, you're going to go for it?
52:10Yeah.
52:11Yeah?
52:12Of course I am.
52:15Sorry, miss.
52:16Sorry.
52:22You, er...
52:23You saved my life today.
52:25You're amazing, aren't you?
52:29I think you'd better have a seat.
52:30Take the weight off your ego.
52:32Mm-hmm.
52:34Uh, afternoon, everyone.
52:38Uh...
52:39Mr. Tom Clarkson entered this poetry competition because he believed in the talent of young people.
52:48And he was right.
52:50Mr. Budgin, our most experienced English teacher, has in his possession...
52:54Well, I'll let him tell you for himself.
52:59Mr. Budgin.
53:01Er, this is a fantastic body of work.
53:06My congratulations to all who entered the competition.
53:10Oh, I'll be honest with you, I didn't feel like coming back to work today.
53:19And had it not been for a certain person pushing me, quite literally on occasion,
53:26I wouldn't be standing here now.
53:28I wouldn't be standing here now.
53:32To the competition.
53:35Er...
53:35I have an apology to make to the author of this.
53:46It is so good.
53:49I didn't believe he wrote it.
53:51But he did.
53:54I just hope he can forgive an old dog who's run out of tricks.
54:01The winning poem,
54:03For You,
54:05by Harley Taylor.
54:06I know off by that, anyway.
54:27For You.
54:30If I could pray your pain away,
54:33I surely would.
54:34If I could hold you fast
54:38Until your pain had passed,
54:41I'd try.
54:44If I could cry your weary tears well dry,
54:48I'd weep.
54:50But all I have are words.
54:53And words alone.
54:57But these few words
54:59I have hewn
55:02From dank and unyielding pits,
55:06And torn
55:07By wretched
55:08Tattered hands
55:10In charcoal dark
55:12From bitter,
55:14Brittle stone.
55:15And I love you,
55:17And I love you,
55:17And I love you,
55:17And I love you,
55:17And I love you,
55:17And I love you,
55:18And I love you,
55:19And I love you,
55:20And I love you,
55:21And I love you,
55:22And I love you,
55:23And I love you,
55:24And I love you,
55:25And I love you,
55:26And I love you,
55:27And I love you,
55:28And I love you,
55:29And I love you,
55:30And I love you,
55:31And I love you,
55:32And I love you,
55:33And I love you,
55:34And I love you,
55:35and I have polished them
55:38for you.
55:52I told you, you've overdone it today.
55:55Grantley?
55:57Grantley?
55:59Grantley?
56:00Grantley, Christine?
56:03Help me, Grantley, wake up!
56:05Somebody do it! Somebody do it!
56:09Please, somebody out!
56:12Put somebody out, make me wait!
56:15Put somebody out, make me wait!
56:35Can't stop thinking
56:37Of all the things we should have said
56:44That I never said
56:47All the things we should have done
56:53But we never did
56:55All the things we should have given
56:57But we did love
56:59Make it go away
57:13Tariq's covering the P.E. lessons this week
57:19Mainly, of course, he's whipping you into shape
57:21Have you, uh, sent off your headship application yet?
57:24I'm not applying
57:25This is a brilliant opportunity for you
57:27Ain't you?
57:29It's me
57:29It's Eve
57:31Now, as well as the uniforms
57:33We can have
57:34An original
57:36Austerity Britain
57:37Coming up, we go on and off road
57:49With original British drama
57:50Stephen Tompkinson's leading a convoy of stars
57:53In brand new truckers
57:55Next on BBC One
57:56We'll see you next time