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00:00There are people out there who want to close Waterloo Road and we want to stop them.
00:03And if we think this merge is a good thing?
00:05I thought the point of this PTA was to help keep the school open.
00:08The last thing we need is word getting out that some of our own parents don't support us.
00:11Have you seen your doctor yet?
00:12He's referred me for tests at the hospital.
00:15Leo, give it to me now, please. We can collect it at home.
00:21It's just a game, you little tramp.
00:24Less than a year, you'd go with anything.
00:25Selfie dooface.
00:26Well, you went with our mum.
00:28How could you say something like that?
00:30She'd say anything.
00:31You're vile.
00:32She's horrible.
00:58I'm dying.
01:00I'm dying.
01:01I'm dying.
01:02I'm dying.
01:03I'm dying.
01:04I'm dying.
01:05I'm dying.
01:06I'm dying.
01:07I'm dying.
01:08I'm dying.
01:09I'm dying.
01:10Am I a god or what?
01:11Am I a god or what?
01:12Am I?
01:13I didn't report to my text.
01:14It was four o'clock in the morning.
01:16What happened?
01:17Nothing.
01:18Everything's in front of me.
01:20You coming in?
01:32We've smashed the next level. She's Argentina.
01:34I think she's into me.
01:40You want her to see me?
01:42What?
01:43Er, nothing.
01:45You look...
01:52Shall we get on with it?
01:54Yes, erm...
01:56I would like Lorna to accompany you to Havelock with the PTA this morning.
02:00Steph Norton will be doing everything she can to turn the PTA against us.
02:04So it's our mission to bring them back united against merging the schools?
02:08The local authority has set up both the trip this morning and the forum this afternoon
02:12as impartially as possible, but I would still like Waterloo Road to come out on top.
02:16And Steph Norton to remain a voice in the wilderness.
02:22Isn't a facilitator from parent's site coming here to chair the forum?
02:26She is, but I will be there too, both as head and as concerned parent.
02:31Well, better get out there before Norton gets on a soapbox.
02:34Yes.
02:35If we merge with Havelock, our children are part of a peer group that's more aspirational
02:44and less likely to be distracted by a culture of loose morality.
02:47If that's all you wanted from the school, you should have moved into Havelock's Ketchkins area.
02:52Welcome dead, yeah?
02:54You bet.
02:56Me and you are going to the world, right?
02:57Yeah, right.
03:00Is this what you call breakfast?
03:03What time did you get to bed?
03:04Ask him.
03:05Mustache. Bye.
03:06Bye.
03:07You have got to learn to take care of yourself.
03:09You're fifteen, not five.
03:10Mum, leave me alone.
03:14Good morning, everyone.
03:16Havelock is a great school.
03:19But so is Waterloo Road, and we can learn from each other,
03:22which is why I'm sending our deputy head along with you.
03:25I'd rather see your teachers in our children's classrooms.
03:28Mrs Fitzgerald has taught at both schools.
03:30She's more than capable of coordinating the visit.
03:34Steph asked me to come.
03:35Sorry, I thought you knew.
03:36We need to get going.
03:38Six bayonets.
03:39We're heading into enemy territory.
03:55On the move again, I see.
04:20I was going to mention the constant loud music.
04:23The fact that you seem to be always molting,
04:26and the way in which my cups seem to be forming little flash mobs
04:30in your bedroom.
04:32But I thought it would hold things up.
04:35I'd say you nailed it.
04:36You might have at least said something to me.
04:38I hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous.
04:40It's your house.
04:41So it is, yes.
04:42Thank you for reminding me.
04:43I'd forgotten that somewhere underneath all those piles
04:46was the place I used to live.
04:48I'd give you one week before I send in the bulldozers.
04:51George, Mr Fitzgerald was asking if you'd be able to cover Lorna's science class this morning.
04:58Right.
04:59So the worker's picking up the slack for the management's little jaunt.
05:02Why do you always have to be so negative?
05:04Why is the grass green?
05:07Is it me or is she on wheels?
05:10Audrey, um, he wants you to cover first period,
05:14and Marko, if you could cover period three?
05:16Oh, this is for you.
05:18Special delivery.
05:23Ain't you gonna open it?
05:26Oh!
05:27Watch where you're going.
05:28Sorry.
05:29No.
05:30Don't worry.
05:31It's my fault.
05:34Here.
05:35Oi!
05:37It's private.
05:38What is it?
05:39Sonia?
05:40Sonia, what's up?
05:44Please.
05:45I don't want anybody to know.
05:46It's okay.
05:48Talk to me.
05:49You know them tests I went for?
05:52Well...
05:55They was for cancer.
05:59I've gotta go this afternoon and get the results.
06:01Okay, I didn't know.
06:03Look.
06:05I don't know anything yet.
06:06Try and stay positive, okay?
06:09Thanks, Guy.
06:11Please.
06:13Don't tell anyone.
06:14No.
06:19I thought your dad took your laptop away and banned you.
06:21Yeah, I stole it back.
06:22I've got a water in.
06:23Yeah, so now I've gotta get her a prescription.
06:24After everything I've done for her, she...
06:25She sleeps with your boyfriend?
06:27Ex-boyfriend.
06:28She's not even sorry.
06:29Every time we argue, she just throws it back in my face.
06:33What you looking at?
06:34Have I got three notes?
06:35No.
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06:53You'll go blind if you watch too much of that stuff.
06:54Oh.
06:55No, no.
06:56It's nothing like that.
06:57We're playing World Quest.
06:58I'm a Shadow Warrior.
07:01My brother's seen us.
07:02Let's go.
07:03What's with Bonnie?
07:04I don't know.
07:05Maybe she thinks there's something going on between us.
07:07Yeah, but it's not.
07:09No.
07:10Of course not.
07:14Darren Hughes, you've got absolute filth sending me texts like that.
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08:16Yes.
08:17Well, you never know what the future might hold now.
08:18Okay.
08:19Let's show them where they can shove a merger.
08:21Her son.
08:22This is Colin Bond.
08:25Great great, almighty sir.
08:29Shall we get started folks?
08:30Ah.
08:31Sorry I'm late sir.
08:32No.
08:33No no no.
08:34árm.
08:35Floor is all yours.
08:36Do you present your homework.
08:37To the class.
08:40Right.
08:41Paul Verlaine was last week, and your work certainly doesn't bear repeating, so this
08:53week was Beaudelaire?
08:54I thought last week was this week.
08:58I'm trying to save you from a detention here, Leo, not unravel the mysteries of time.
09:02I've not done it, sir.
09:04I've not done it.
09:05That's it, is it?
09:06No, aliens stole my textbook, or my mother put it in a spin dryer, or it's been optioned
09:13for a Hollywood blockbuster, just I haven't done it.
09:17Yeah.
09:18I'm sorry, sir.
09:20But I'm sorry, Leo, I'm sorry about your shambolic timekeeping and the fact that your work of
09:25late seems to have fallen off a cliff, and that you're frittering away a genuine linguistic
09:29talent.
09:30You can do it later in detention.
09:32Sir, I can't.
09:33I've got stuff to do with Abdul.
09:35I promise I'll finish it by the end of the day.
09:40You most certainly will.
09:42So has anyone written about the correct poet?
09:45Lucy.
09:46Miss, can I go to the loo?
09:58Er, yes.
09:59Don't be long, Kentie.
10:13If she can't read or write, then how can she send texts and use a tablet?
10:28Er, voice recognition, obviously.
10:42Well, there seems a wonderful range of extracurricular activities here.
10:58We offer a rounded education.
10:59I saw her five minutes ago.
11:01You're getting them to water round your circles to impress us, aren't you?
11:05Hassan's sense of humour is something of an acquired taste.
11:08Carrie would so love this calling.
11:10Well, any childhood.
11:12Still, it isn't a holiday camp.
11:14Any chance we could see the educational facilities?
11:17This way.
11:19Someone's nicked my phone.
11:36She's got it.
11:37Hey!
11:38Hey!
11:39What's going on there?
11:40Now, come on.
11:41On to your next class, please.
11:42Come on, quickly.
11:43Has anybody seen a book?
11:45Shhh!
11:46Shhh!
11:47Hey!
11:48What's going on there?
11:49Now, come on.
11:50On to your next class, please.
11:51Come on, quickly.
11:56Has anybody seen a book?
12:11Anything we can do to help, Miss McFour?
12:31Right.
12:43Well, it must be thrilling for you all that you all have an extra lesson with me now, even
12:49if it is just a free period.
12:51Sir, have you got a spare copy of the Baudelaire?
12:54I'm sure I can get you one, if I think you can all behave yourselves.
13:00Hmm.
13:09Abdul!
13:10Check this out!
13:11It was lying on the desk.
13:20Wait for me.
13:30Hello.
13:31Are you okay?
13:33I don't know where our science class is this afternoon.
13:36Well, that's why we have an interactive timetable.
13:39Um...
13:40Susie, sir.
13:41Susie.
13:42And I have looked.
13:43It's saying classroom unavailable.
13:45What?
13:46If I were you, Susie, I'd go and ask for help at the school office.
13:51I'm sure they'll sort you out.
13:53You're right.
13:54Yes, of course it's me.
13:56Well, you promised me it'd be ready by lunchtime.
14:00Well, I've got 20 kids with exams coming up and a science block that isn't fit for purpose.
14:05Our entire school's not fit for purpose compared to this.
14:12Sorry.
14:13I'm going to have to leave you.
14:14Our new sprinkler system malfunctioned and flooded the science block the weekend.
14:19They want to cancel another class.
14:21Why don't you come back with us?
14:23We've got a great lab facility.
14:25What about your pupils?
14:27Well, what are you teaching?
14:28Fusion.
14:29Great.
14:30We can run a giant class.
14:31Well, I'd need more time to prepare.
14:33You're talking about a science class, not the Olympic opening ceremony.
14:38Yes, well, our pupils' education needs are paramount.
14:41So, I accept.
14:42Don't you guys need to get back?
14:44Yes, we've got classes after break, sir.
14:46We parents got three hours till the forum.
14:49I feel like we've just scratched the surface here.
14:51Yes.
14:52Who would like to see some more of the school?
14:54And then you can lift with my class to Waterloo Road in one of our air-conditioned coaches.
15:00That sounds great.
15:01Aye, that sounds...
15:02Traitors.
15:03You better stay on too.
15:04Stick up for us.
15:06Enjoy your visit!
15:11She came out of the shower dripping and screaming.
15:14Rodrigo stood with a towel.
15:15Sorry to intrude, senora.
15:16I forgot my conjugation manual.
15:18Tell me.
15:19Have you ever had a man make love to you properly?
15:22No, you cared, Abdul.
15:24On with your work, please.
15:27It's Spanish, Leo.
15:34Roughly translates, you have devilish wind, beast slayer.
15:39Unlike this, which translates as, sorry, got to go, just had my computer confiscated,
15:46which I now have to pick up from the headmaster's office at the end of school.
15:49So, you can't?
15:50My dad will kill me.
15:51How am I supposed to do my homework?
15:52The same way as Baudelaire did.
15:54Pen and paper.
16:06Sonia!
16:07Sonia!
16:08Has a book been handed in at all?
16:10What book?
16:11You'll know it when you see it.
16:13I ain't in the mood for games, Audrey.
16:16What?
16:17It's a chance to show off.
16:18We've got something they haven't.
16:19A great science facility.
16:20We've also got the user forum.
16:21Where are the parents?
16:22They come in after lunch with the science class.
16:23You left our PTA at Havelock?
16:24Steph Norton got the jump on us.
16:25Didn't you two used to be teachers?
16:26Okay, I'll try an easier one.
16:27Does this look familiar?
16:28Leo was playing computer games on it in class.
16:30I see.
16:31Well, thank you.
16:32We should get to work.
16:33Yeah, this has to run like clockwork.
16:38Look, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but Leo is something of a Waterloo Road rarity.
16:43A child with potential.
16:44The problem is, he's not realising it.
16:45I'll speak to him.
16:46Well, make sure that you...
16:47George, I said I will deal with it.
16:48George, I said I will deal with it.
16:49I'll do it.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:51I'll do it.
16:52Oh, my God.
16:53I'm not going to get to work.
16:54I'm not going to get to work.
16:55I'm not going to get to work.
16:56Yeah.
16:57I'm not going to get to work.
16:58Yeah, this has to run.
16:59You're not going to work.
17:00You're not going to work.
17:01Yeah, this has to run like clockwork.
17:04Look, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but...
17:06Leo is something of a Waterloo Road rarity.
17:08A child with potential.
17:09The problem is, he's not realising it.
17:10I'll speak to him.
17:11Well, make sure that...
17:12George, I said I will deal with it.
17:19You see this? I've decided to do my project on genetics. Since my dad never really talks
17:39about my mum, this is a good way of, you know, actually finding what you're doing.
17:44Since when did you become a Swanson? Look, I've only got battle credit for six hours to get
17:49past the Dragon Garden level 87. I don't know how I'm going to get left behind.
17:55What use would you be in demon territory anyway? Good job I've got Electrovita to battle with
18:00me. So I'll capture pollination through to flowering by setting the camera to film at
18:05regular intervals. Fantastic, Carrie. Can't wait to see the results.
18:12Who's next? Okay, Abdul.
18:22My project is on genetics. A sort of, who do you think you are, Abdul? It's a way to get
18:31back to my roots. If my mum was here I'd ask her, but she isn't. Not physically. She is
18:37here as a part of me. So, you stupid idiot.
18:47Leo, you didn't just let me have it. Stop. Just give me the laptop. Leo, stop that now.
18:51Let go of the laptop. I just want you. Give me the laptop. Let go.
18:56Now, listen to this next section. Because in rhythm and repetition, it sounds like hoofbeats.
19:10Cannon to right of them. Cannon to left of them. Cannon in front of them. Vollied and thundered.
19:15Try it. Cannon to right of them. Cannon to left of them. All right, keep going.
19:22Right, the gate wouldn't stop for Miss Hutchinson.
19:25I was going to get Marco to take the science class with have a lot of stuff to do. That's
19:28a good idea. You can give him a few real world insights. Yeah, but there's been a fight in
19:31his class. Seems out of his depth. What happened? Tell me you can take the class instead. Yeah,
19:35that's not why I'm here. Leo started the fight. A computer got smashed. How could... All right,
19:41I will talk to him. In the meantime, treat him like any other student. If he has misbehaved,
19:46he must be punished. I will pay for any doubt. I am treating him like any other pupil, but
19:49if it was any other pupil, I'd be getting his parents in and asking if everything was all right
19:52wrong. If I hear you, I will talk to him as soon as I can. In the meantime, tell me that
19:56you can take the science class this afternoon. Yeah. Good. Except for you. Sit down.
20:02I wasn't aware Judd the Obscurer was so laugh out loud funny. Give.
20:19Janet Devalua. She on the syllabus? No. So let's get back to Thomas Hardy, shall we?
20:26Was that his porn star name missed?
20:29Anyone want to claim this? No, you enjoy it, miss. Off you go.
20:36Okay, that's the time. So, what did you do to Mr. Dolivera, then? If you've got your
20:46pad... Hey. Zombie Lord. You played World Quest? Yeah, I used to play when I was at uni. To
20:56the point where I had to choose to do my degree in the game, actually. It's a close run thing.
21:00Just got to level 87. Demon territory. No way. I never got that far. It's amazing. I could
21:07show you on your tablet. It won't work on my phone. This will blow your mind.
21:17Mr. Fitzgerald. Uh, Leo was just telling me about World Quest. It's a game where...
21:21Yeah, I know what it is. Did you ask Mr. Dolivera why Leo is here? No. Yes. I... I... I'm not
21:37really sure, but Leo seemed troubled, so... He's supposed to seem troubled. He's in detention.
21:43For playing computer games. It's got into you. There you are. Everyone's waiting for
21:50his master's voice. You're not getting your computer back. What? And you're grounded.
21:55And we're gonna talk later. Now go and get some lunch. Stay out of trouble.
22:04My tablet, Leo.
22:06Your attention, please, everybody. Today, while their science lab is out of action, pupils
22:22from Havelock High will be here to attend classes.
22:25We also have the PTA here for a meeting. We will also be hosting a wedding. Two bar mitzvahs
22:37and the Scots Guards Regimental Dinner. I expect you to extend the hand of friendship and offer
22:42a great big Waterloo Road welcome to all of them. Looks like they're asking turkeys to hang out
22:48stockings for Santa. So we can count on your support then, George. I'm sure they'll find a cupboard
22:52for me to hide in somewhere. Is this yours?
22:57Well, I'm not that desperate. Yet. I confiscated it for my S6.
23:04I'd like you to give a talk, a brief talk, to the Havelock pupils today.
23:08About what? Cycling, the Dale story so far.
23:12Look, talking is really not my thing. You need to make it your thing.
23:16All the stage-winning interviews on the Tour de France. Exactly.
23:22Oh! Naked again. Not exactly a hundred years of solitude, is it?
23:33You didn't tell me why Leah Fitzgerald was in detention.
23:36You didn't ask.
23:37We're gonna have to rethink our plan for this afternoon. Havelock need to see us at our very best and, look, after earlier, I don't feel confident you can cope on your own.
23:48That was hardly my fault. Look, I've prepared a lesson, Dan, and I think you'll be impressed. Let me take the class. I'll make sure we both come out.
23:54Have you reflected on how you handled your class earlier?
23:56There's no need. I did nothing wrong. It was the pupils' fault.
24:00I'm sorry, Marko. You can't blame the pupils for your own shortcomings.
24:03I'm gonna take the class. I'd like you to be there, but you'll be assisting me.
24:07I'm gonna take the class. I'm gonna take the class. I'm gonna take the class. I will take the class for their children.
24:35Why?
24:36Why wouldn't you let me see you?
24:38Because it's none of your business.
24:40Why are you being so off with everyone, Bonnie?
24:41If you've got a problem, say it to my face.
24:43What face are you talking about?
24:45Your old one or your new one?
24:48Is there a problem, Bonnie?
24:51No problem, Miss.
24:54Theo, where are you going?
24:56I am not going to class.
24:58I need a break.
25:00I need to go home.
25:02You're absolutely terrible.
25:03What's the matter?
25:04Come with me.
25:10Yeah, Ed.
25:14It's so, so funny.
25:15So pure filth.
25:16Proper filth.
25:18It was absolutely hilarious.
25:19You know the good...
25:20See, she's looking at me like I'm a serial killer.
25:23Yeah, well, you must have done something.
25:25Well, she might have seen them texts on my phone.
25:28What?
25:31I'll get her with a headshot, man.
25:32No, don't.
25:33It'll make things worse.
25:33It's absolutely wild.
25:35Absolutely wild, right?
25:37So it gets to this point.
25:38There's this one really, really dirty bit.
25:41And she's soaking wet.
25:42And she's ripping off her clothes in this church, right?
25:45She's like...
25:45Sorry, Miss.
25:50Didn't hear those tiny feet of yours.
25:52Would you be referring to a novel entitled The English Tutor by any chance?
25:55Mrs Mulgrew confiscated it.
25:56Yeah.
25:57Mrs Mulgrew confiscated it.
25:58Did she?
25:59I mean, I've had a dip.
26:03In the book.
26:04The book.
26:05Yeah, I have, Miss.
26:06Me too.
26:07I mean, as well.
26:08Me too.
26:08Me too.
26:09Oh.
26:09Well, I hope you all enjoyed it.
26:12No, I prefer pictures.
26:15So have you read it then, Miss?
26:17I have a passing acquaintance with its content, Rhiannon, yes.
26:22No, Mrs Mulgrew wasn't too impressed by it.
26:25Really?
26:27Well, there is a great deal of snobbery where literature is concerned.
26:32This work belongs to a genre which is written primarily to give pleasure.
26:38Unlike Mrs Mulgrew, I'm perfectly prepared to discuss its merits.
26:41What are you doing?
26:44Get up.
26:45He's not well.
26:46He hasn't slept.
26:47He's been playing that stupid game again.
26:49It's not stupid.
26:50You gave him his laptop back?
26:52No.
26:53He stole it back.
26:55Why can't you find something to do in the real world?
26:58Because that world is better than this world.
27:02Anyway, what about all those terrible soap operas you watch?
27:05They're real-ish.
27:06All the cricket you watch.
27:07Just to relax.
27:08Look, it's not that we don't want you to enjoy yourself, is it, Vaughan?
27:12No, but if you do want to live on planet Zog, you do it in your own time, after you're grounding from us.
27:18Why don't we get him out in the fresh air?
27:20Leo is allergic to fresh air.
27:21You could take him fishing or something.
27:23Fishing?
27:27Look, Havelock are going to be here in a minute.
27:29Dad, I really don't feel great.
27:31It's fine. Leave him with me.
27:34Look, come on, let's see how you feel when you've had some sleep.
27:37Mm-hmm.
27:52Afternoon.
27:55Hello.
27:57Hi.
27:58Hello.
27:59Go in.
28:00Good to see you again.
28:01How's Kevin going on?
28:02Oh, he's a real star, isn't he?
28:04And we're not the only ones who think so.
28:06He's on his industry placement this week, and I got a glowing report in this morning.
28:09Glad to hear it.
28:11Good afternoon, everyone.
28:13Welcome to Waterloo Road.
28:14We have an interesting afternoon lined up for you.
28:17Mr Fitzgerald?
28:18Yes.
28:19I've got a hearing from the parents site.
28:20I'm really looking forward to hearing what your parents have to say.
28:23Me too.
28:25Okay, Havelock pupils.
28:26Follow me.
28:29A place like home, Mr Fitzgerald.
28:32Havelock was wonderful.
28:38Could someone take this?
28:39It's for the science of us.
28:40Uh, Leo?
28:41Where are you going?
28:43I'm...
28:44I'm...
28:45I'm not feeling well.
28:46Well, you can't just walk out of school.
28:48Have you told your form, tutor?
28:50Right.
28:51Take this to Miss Hutchinson, please.
28:54I was hoping to see my former colleague, Miss McFord.
28:57I doubt we'll have time.
29:00Careful!
29:01There's a computer in there.
29:03You see, what enslaves our protagonist, Morag, is her oppressive upbringing.
29:14Without fantasies, her world would be a poorer place.
29:18Throughout history, erotic writing has had a place in human society.
29:25We are all sexual beings, are we not?
29:29Yes.
29:30Well, I am, Miss.
29:31Welcome to the sexual realm.
29:35Where fantasies about submission and domination can add a whole new dimension
29:40to people's understanding of sexual love.
29:45Ahem, ahem.
29:48PHONE RINGS
29:50You saw her texting you.
29:51Of course I saw them.
29:52I don't know what you're so upset about.
29:53Me and Darren were only having a laugh.
29:54Laugh?
29:55They're disgusting.
29:56They scared the hell out of me.
29:57I'm sure you've heard of stuff like that before.
29:58With all the boys you've been sleeping with.
29:59Colin!
30:00Why, we like to encourage our pupils to explore their sexuality.
30:08Talk me, Mr Fitzgerald.
30:09Talk me, Mr Fitzgerald.
30:10We spend most of our time at Havelock trying to do the opposite.
30:11Pleased to hear it.
30:12Move me.
30:13Our aim is to equip our pupils with information which will help them make sensible relationship
30:19choices.
30:20Shall we begin our meeting now?
30:21No.
30:49Have you finally taken leave of your sentence?
30:50Leave of your senses, Audrey.
30:54Bonnie, what are you doing? Get off me!
30:56Bonnie, stop it!
30:57Stop it! Stop it!
31:00OK, just that's enough!
31:02She attacked me, miss!
31:04She's been sending me horrible texts.
31:06Pastoral care, the pair of you.
31:08And I thought sex was all they ever thought about in this school.
31:11Now I see there's violence, too.
31:13Where have you been?
31:14I'm so sorry about this. We've been waiting for you in the lab.
31:20Wow, this place is so cool.
31:24Isn't it just?
31:26Go ahead and have a look. Follow me.
31:34Why are you in here, Leo?
31:36Er, my bag, please.
31:41I need to get to the bottom of this.
31:44Well, I've prepared a class.
31:46Do you want to get started?
31:47Thank you. I'll be there as soon as I can.
31:48Mr. D'Olivero will be there to assist.
31:50Hmm.
31:55Now, what was the meaning of that?
31:58She's been sending me texts.
31:59It started off with sick insults and stuff,
32:01but now it's photos and private stuff.
32:03No, I haven't. She's gone out wrong.
32:05She admitted it.
32:06Can I have a look, please?
32:07I hope for your set you didn't send these, Rhiannon.
32:24Of course I didn't. We're friends.
32:26At least I thought we were.
32:27Look, I didn't show her them because they're private between me and Darren and...
32:32It can be a bit filthy.
32:41These texts aren't going to win any awards, but they're private.
32:44They're between Rhiannon and Darren.
32:45They've got nothing to do with you, Bonnie.
32:50I'm sorry.
32:51Be careful before you go accusing people.
32:54Rhiannon, can you go to your next class now, please?
32:55What made you so sure Rhiannon was sending these texts?
33:05It's no big deal.
33:07We have a policy on bullying.
33:10Look, do you mind if I copy these and I'll speak to your mobile provider?
33:12No, I don't do that.
33:14Whoever sent these texts deserves to be found out and punished.
33:18We can't just sweep it under the carpet.
33:21Listen, Bonnie, telling me is the hardest part.
33:23You're not on your own with this.
33:25I know you think you're doing the right thing,
33:27but you're just going to make it worse.
33:31So, welcome, everybody, and can I introduce Miriam Horlock?
33:34Thank you, Miss Fitzgerald.
33:36I'm from ParentSite.
33:38In any education merger consultation,
33:42the council call on us to represent the views of the users.
33:46So, this is a unique opportunity for you, the parents,
33:50to have your say about the future of your school.
33:54Perhaps we could start with making a list
33:57of the pros and cons of the proposed merger.
34:00Quieting down.
34:02Will you please just keep quiet?
34:04I'm Mark Adolivera, trainee.
34:10Actually, I'm a fully qualified probationer.
34:13Well, in that case, you'll have no trouble powering that up.
34:19Now, today,
34:21we're going to have a look at fusion.
34:25How two chemicals come together
34:26and produce something more,
34:28something different.
34:29How on earth has this happened?
34:38I can't access my lesson plan.
34:41This computer has been tampered with.
34:44If it helps, I've prepared a class.
34:47All right.
34:49OK, everybody,
34:50we're going to do a really fun experiment,
34:53but first, let's mix it up between the schools, yeah?
34:56Come along now.
34:57Hurry up.
35:05I'm Susie.
35:06I'm Kerry.
35:06I don't want you to touch anything
35:07until you've got your glasses on,
35:09and I've given the safety talk.
35:11Is it always this random here?
35:15Havelock offers its pupils every opportunity.
35:19Yes, but it seems that some parents are concerned
35:23that their children might slip through the net at Havelock.
35:26Well, the schools serve two very different communities
35:29and so require two very different outlooks.
35:32Um, the kids from Schoolhouse
35:35don't have parents to speak for them,
35:36so I'm here to do that.
35:38We did just get that.
35:45We found it in Winslow's bin.
35:51Bing bong.
35:52They take up time and effort
35:56and, yes, precious cash,
35:59but it's so worth it.
36:01You know, when you see them achieve,
36:02God knows where they'd be without this school.
36:05Here we are.
36:07Um, speaking as a parent,
36:09I think that the mix of pupils here
36:11brings a buzz and an energy to the place.
36:14Students leave this school
36:16feeling that nothing is out of bounds to them.
36:20This book was recommended to us
36:22by our history teacher, Miss McFar.
36:27Rodrigo was sweating over the standpipe.
36:30A jet of water squirted up and across her front.
36:33Oh, it is you and I are the shooter, he exclaimed.
36:37No.
36:38Morag tore off her wet clothes
36:40and threw herself down naked in front of the fire.
36:42Yeah, I...
36:43Seconds later, a cough...
36:44I don't know what that is.
36:45...and Rodrigo stood framed au natural in the doorway.
36:49I am but a humble plumber.
36:51My only skill is to be...
36:53how you say...
36:55...puretti con rose manor.
36:56Just an English lesson.
36:58See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
36:59Your hands, Mr. Sanchez.
37:00That's an increasingly scarce talent in my country.
37:05Came a voice which Morag barely recognised as her own.
37:09Tonight, with your permission, Signora,
37:11I will tutor you.
37:13And our subject will be...
37:14Why don't we all have a nice cup of tea and cake?
37:16Morag went through to take me, take me off of all.
37:20He circled her like an angry girl.
37:22His hand stretched down and touched her.
37:25She cried.
37:26Stop! Stop! Stop!
37:28For heaven's sake, stop!
37:30We will not tolerate this sort of behaviour, will we, Mrs. Mulgaroo?
37:39You two return to class.
37:40Then you will be in detention for weeks.
37:42I would like my book back, please.
38:01No.
38:03I'm confiscating it.
38:04No.
38:05Hmm.
38:26No.
38:27No.
38:28Have you seen Dale, Miss Mulgrews, looking for him for his big talk?
38:42No.
38:43Thank you, everyone.
38:58The talking book, I assume?
38:59Not sure they deserve to be in class?
39:01Let's just concentrate on science, shall we?
39:04Well, I've let Mr D'Olivera take the class.
39:06He's doing a fine job.
39:07Thank you, Mr Bond.
39:08Unless you'd like to take over, Miss Hutchinson?
39:10No.
39:11So, good work.
39:12We'll be fine.
39:14Here, you put these goggles on.
39:17Shazni with me, sit over there.
39:19And Lisa, there's a spare place there.
39:21Carrie will bring you up to speed.
39:30Lisa, this is Susie.
39:31We're doing the reactivity of metals to heat.
39:34What are you talking to her for?
39:36She's the enemy.
39:37Don't be silly, Lisa.
39:38She's nice.
39:39We'll show you how it's done.
39:41No.
39:42How should you how it's done?
39:44Oh!
39:47Give me some water, Mr D'Olivera.
39:50All right, all right, let me see.
39:52Let me see.
39:53There's a kind of glue that binds the pupils together here.
39:56You won't find that in another school.
39:58Are you all aware of this camaraderie?
40:00What is it, Abdul?
40:01Can you come to the science lab, sir?
40:02Carrie's had an accident.
40:03Oh, my God.
40:04Are you okay?
40:05I'm fine, Mum.
40:06Honest.
40:07It was just a shock.
40:08The girl responsible wasn't even in the room for the safety talk.
40:12I made it clear that, in my opinion, she should never have been allowed in the lab, but I was spun the line about how troublemakers need to be given second chances.
40:19I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to report this. Our parents are very litigious.
40:25Mm.
40:40As the senior teacher, weren't you supposed to be supervising?
40:44We'll get Carrie checked, but she seems okay, and of course we will conduct a thorough investigation, but for now, I thought she would go back to her.
40:49Mary checked, but she seems OK.
40:50And of course we will conduct a thorough investigation.
40:53But for now, I thought your pupils might like to meet
40:56one of our sporting heroes.
40:59It'd be a good insight for the user form.
41:01Great, thanks.
41:13Miss Tolligan?
41:14Have a seat.
41:19So, erm, I'm afraid there are a few issues we need to discuss, Miss Tolligan.
41:27Oh, really?
41:29There are some abnormalities with your liver,
41:32which aren't dangerous yet,
41:34but they could lead to diabetes in later life.
41:37Right.
41:39But the good news is the lump is benign.
41:42Nothing to worry about.
41:45Oh, thank you, Doctor.
41:47Thank you so much.
41:49This is our lunch.
41:51Erm, let's see if we can find Dale.
41:54Thank you, Dan!
41:55You're welcome!
41:56That doesn't sound okay!
41:57Daniel?
41:58You're welcome!
41:59I'm so sorry!
42:00I'm sorry.
42:01I'm sorry.
42:02Welcome, you're welcome!
42:03I'm so sorry!
42:04Thank you, Richard.
42:05I'm so sorry.
42:06I don't know how I can help you out.
42:08I'm so sorry.
42:09There's such a weird job.
42:10All right.
42:11I can do to help you out.
42:12You're welcome.
42:13I need help.
42:15I don't know.
42:16Sometimes we may know what's going on.
42:17Your diet's important, erm, what you eat, erm, and drink, and erm, sleep, sleep's important
42:44to, erm, you've got to just make a plan and stick to it.
42:51Any more questions?
42:52The night before a big race, are you allowed to...?
42:56Thank you. Round of applause for Dale.
43:02And, er, let's hope that this time next week we will have a champion in our ranks.
43:13Thank you, Dale.
43:15And thank you all for coming.
43:17So if the parents would like to stay behind, perhaps we can all try and draw some final
43:23conclusions from the forum.
43:25OK, everybody, thank you.
43:27Excuse me.
43:32Let me out.
43:51I saw you come in.
43:52How did it...?
43:53Oh, Kai.
43:54I was so scared.
43:58Thanks.
43:59I needed that.
44:00Oh, come on, Sonya, get a grip.
44:05So, what are the doctors...?
44:06Oh, I've got to change my lifestyle, obviously.
44:12Um, watch what I eat, what I drink.
44:13Everything.
44:14It's such a lot to get your head round.
44:15Yeah.
44:16It's such a lot to get your head round.
44:17Yeah.
44:18Yeah.
44:19It's such a lot to get your head round.
44:20Yeah.
44:21I'm so scared.
44:22Oh, thanks.
44:23I needed that.
44:24Oh, come on, Sonya, get a grip.
44:25So, what are the doctors...?
44:26Oh, I've got to change my lifestyle, obviously.
44:27Um, watch what I eat, what I drink.
44:29Everything.
44:30It's such a lot to get your head round.
44:31Yeah, it is.
44:32OK, look, I've left a class unattended.
44:33Let's talk later.
44:34Oh, of course.
44:35Don't worry about me.
44:36I'll be fine.
44:37I'm here for you.
44:38I'm here for you.
44:56OK?
44:57Yeah.
44:58OK.
45:01Leo, what are you doing?
45:02Sonia, leave me alone.
45:03I think you should give me that.
45:04It's not yours to take.
45:05Give it to me, please.
45:06Get...
45:07Oh!
45:08Ah!
45:09Ah!
45:10Ah!
45:11Ah!
45:12Ah!
45:13Ah!
45:14Ah!
45:15Ah!
45:16Ah!
45:17Ah!
45:18Ah!
45:19Ah!
45:20Ah!
45:21Ah!
45:22Ah!
45:23Oh!
45:24Ah!
45:25Ah!
45:28Ah!
45:29Hmmmm.
45:46Ah!
45:47Well, it's been an eventful day, but I have to conclude that the parent voice is certainly
46:13open to the benefits of a merger.
46:17Great news, well done.
46:18I'm sure that on any other day, the vast majority of our parents would have spoken out against
46:24the merger.
46:25Now, is it possible to organise another forum?
46:28I'm speaking here as a parent as well as a teacher.
46:30Mr Fitzgerald, Leo's broken into your office and he hit me with a computer.
46:35Are you OK?
46:36Yeah, I think you'd better go and find your son.
46:47Leo, open the door now.
46:56Leo, we have a problem here.
46:58Just leave me alone.
46:59That's not an option.
47:00All right, get away from the door.
47:06What?
47:12You are going to apologise to Sonia and then you are going to call Abdul and replace his
47:17laptop and then you're going to clear up the library.
47:20And then what?
47:20And then you're going to come to my office and we're going to have that talk.
47:28I'm sorry things didn't go to plan.
47:30We all have bad days.
47:31Can't be helped.
47:35I've got it.
47:36Alice and Jack's wedding.
47:37Three or four years ago in Bath.
47:39We were on the same table together.
47:40All the teachers lumped together.
47:41No, that wasn't me.
47:45Sorry, it must have been my double.
47:47See you, Colin.
47:54Hey.
48:01Can't bear to leave.
48:02Can't bear to go on.
48:04Your mum.
48:07So I'm going.
48:09Not yet.
48:10Why are you being so nice?
48:14Why'd you think?
48:22So I guess that means there is something going on my life.
48:32Oh, Bonnie.
48:34I need to talk to you.
48:35Look, whoever's doing this is a coward.
48:37Maybe now it's out in the open they'll stop.
48:39I could have sorted it.
48:40Now I'm a joke.
48:43Well, I'll talk to them.
48:44You don't get it, do you?
48:45Just leave me alone.
48:46Our main priority is Bonnie.
48:58She's rattled and it's got into the pupil group, so we just need to make sure we handle it sensitively, okay?
49:02I'm not going to lose my career over today, am I?
49:07My sister nearly lost her sight.
49:10Guys, right.
49:11Maybe you should think a bit less about your career and a bit more about your pupils.
49:14I mean, hey, maybe next week you can teach your pupils to blow up the school.
49:18I, um, apologise for all the mayhem it's caused, but could I please get my book back now?
49:37Have you got something to tell us, Audrey?
49:44Morag is a middle-aged governess with a strict Presbyterian upbringing.
49:47She has always kept her passions tethered.
49:50Until now.
49:53Remind you of anyone?
49:55Christian, just give me my book.
49:57Ah, yes, your book.
49:59I did, um, I did Google Nanette de Valois.
50:03Biography was a bit sketchy.
50:05Quite like a, you know, literary mystery.
50:09Don't you, Christine?
50:09Hmm.
50:11Such as how did our Miss McFall come by this literary proof?
50:16And Rodrigo had a penchant for rhubarb jam?
50:18Well, that's not very Spanish, is it?
50:25Okay.
50:27I wrote it.
50:33Ladies and gentlemen, we have a literary star in our midst,
50:37because the celebrated author Nanette de Valois is, in fact, in reality,
50:41none other than our very own Miss McFall.
50:46Why didn't you tell us?
50:48Where do I start?
50:49The pub?
50:50Oh, yes.
50:51This achievement calls for a celebration.
50:54Are you coming, George?
50:55I'll probably see you there.
50:56Um, can I, can I have everyone's attention for a second?
50:59It's, it's about Sonia.
51:01What about Sonia?
51:03She didn't really want anyone to know.
51:05Um, she still doesn't, actually, but...
51:07Spit it out, guy.
51:08What is it?
51:10She's got cancer.
51:11Sonia's got cancer.
51:16What a day.
51:24Can anything else go wrong?
51:30It already has.
51:31Bonnie Kincaid's been bullied.
51:32Bonnie Kincaid's been bullied.
51:33And we don't even know who by, it's a cyber-bully.
51:38Cowards.
51:39So do we have a plan?
51:42Our local community support officer's coming in first thing tomorrow to put a strategy in place.
51:46Poor kid.
51:47Well, it's a fitting end to a day where we looked to make a good impression and ended up confirming everyone's worst fears.
51:56It's my fault.
51:58We needed more time to prepare.
52:00Wouldn't have made any difference.
52:01Pupils had the chance to show off their school today, and instead they decided to run amok.
52:08Oh, we can't blame the pupils.
52:10Well, teachers weren't much better.
52:12The support of the PTA could have swung it today, but instead, it's a nail in our coffin.
52:24Good night.
52:25Good night, Miss Hutchinson.
52:31Did you talk to Sonia?
52:41Yeah.
52:43I think she...
52:44I think she got this cut.
52:48I didn't mean to hurt her.
52:49She just got...
52:50She just got in your way.
52:54You could throw me out.
52:57Well, second chances apply to you too, Leo, but...
53:00This can't go on.
53:03You know, it's just...
53:05I feel like everyone is on my back the whole time.
53:08But when I'm in the game, it's the opposite.
53:10Everyone's telling me how awesome I am.
53:13Leo, the game's not real.
53:18You have to get your life back in balance.
53:20It will be tough at first, but you'll develop new interests and we'll deal with the life problems separately.
53:30That's the tricky part.
53:31You're not getting what you need from real life, from school, from your family, from me.
53:36It's not true.
53:37Your old man is your head teacher.
53:41That's hard.
53:44I love this school, but I love you and Justin more.
53:48And if I'm going to be a good dad, then I have to get the right balance too.
53:53I don't want things to change.
53:55I know.
53:57I know.
54:00Me too.
54:06Listen, we could always do what Mum suggests.
54:09Take up fishing.
54:15Go home.
54:17Get some sleep.
54:17I went to university in the 60s, for heaven's sakes.
54:36We had some wild times.
54:38I decided to write it all down.
54:40I got a book deal, and it's taken on a life of its own.
54:44Hasn't it just?
54:45Nice to talk to you.
54:47Mind you, the midlife crisis affects us all in different ways.
54:53What's that supposed to mean?
54:55Would the term cougar mean anything to you?
54:58I can assure you, Audrey, I'm not having a midlife crisis.
55:02Oh, here comes Sonia.
55:07Sonia.
55:08Oh, I ain't got to get up on my account.
55:10Come and join us.
55:11How are you, Sonia?
55:13Oh, I'm all right.
55:15I think the blood made it look worse than it was.
55:19Oh.
55:20So that's why you're here.
55:22You're celebrating.
55:25Listen, I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to congratulate you earlier.
55:30Tell the truth.
55:31I was a bit miffed.
55:32Of course, you know, I tried writing and...
55:36What's the matter?
55:41What are you all looking at me like that for?
55:45Sonia, we know.
55:48Guy did absolutely the right thing.
55:51He didn't know what else to do.
55:52I'm sorry, Sonia.
55:54I told everyone...
55:56...about your cancer.
56:09And you can look after yourself.
56:10There's one person who's thought it isn't, and she's the most upset.
56:19Can I help you?
56:20My whole life has been a big, fat life.
56:27He says I was born in Pakistan.
56:29I'm focusing.
56:30It's all I've been focused on ever since there's a place on that team.
56:33He reckons every gram of weight just slows him down.
56:36So what's he been doing?
56:37Stay where you are, as up next on 3, we've more drama with the brand new series of Southside Story.
56:52Meeting the wannabe stars south of the Thames who are working hard to make it in the real world.
56:57And this week, Gilly's situation's getting even worse.