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00:00We all need you, Tom.
00:26Stay with me, Tom.
00:28Tom!
00:30What was the big deal back in the edge, Tom?
00:42I did exactly back it, did I?
00:44If I fail, I fail.
00:46Don't you think I deserve a chance?
00:51I love you there.
00:52I said I love you.
00:52I'm sorry, Christine, but I don't love you.
01:05You look like you could use a drink.
01:19I saw you arrive, so I stuck another bag in the pot.
01:45I thought I'd be first, then.
01:49I've got my meeting with Robert Bain from the council to prepare for.
01:52What's your excuse?
01:53Oh, well, I never get as much done as I'd like to on in-set day, so...
01:55Well, I'll, er, try not disturb you.
01:59Ditto.
02:00Oh, actually, re-your meeting with Bain.
02:03I was going to put these on your desk.
02:05They're copies of the yearly budgets for St Dominic's and Havelock High.
02:09I thought they might help you.
02:10Well, thanks, Evan.
02:14That's really good of you.
02:16Hey, we're a team, aren't we?
02:17We're a team, aren't we?
02:47Oh, Mitzi.
02:54Come on.
02:56Hello.
02:58Happy birthday to me.
03:02Happy birthday to me.
03:05You didn't forget, did you, Mitzi?
03:10Sorry, guys.
03:12The milk's off.
03:14It's time.
03:15It's not your fault.
03:17What are we going to do?
03:18We'll have to have them with no milk.
03:21I'm not hungry.
03:22Lisa, you must be hungry.
03:24You had nothing to eat last night either.
03:28Who's that?
03:28Shh.
03:31Shh.
03:37Move.
03:38Kitchen.
03:38Go.
03:38Don't tell me.
03:44You're in the bath.
03:45Aye, sir.
03:46Look, look, I'm sorry, but I had my earphones in.
03:48You know why I'm here, Larry?
03:50Look, you'll get what's owed to you.
03:52I'm 10% of the talk right by five o'clock this evening.
03:54That's a promise.
03:55Shut it.
03:56Stop messing me about, are you?
03:57Aye.
03:58Leave my brother alone.
04:00Lisa.
04:00Oh, now you never told me I had a little sister, Larry.
04:07Interesting.
04:09She's got nothing to do with her.
04:10Well, it might have.
04:12If you don't get your act together.
04:15Five o'clock, Larry.
04:17Or me.
04:19And your sister.
04:21May have to go on a wee date.
04:22Larry!
04:31Shut up!
04:32Right, we're in trouble, Lisa.
04:33Big trouble.
04:35Look, just keep your heads down today.
04:38Yeah?
04:39And you.
04:40Keep your mouth shut.
04:42No blabbing.
04:43Right, come here.
04:44Aye.
04:44Morning, all.
05:01Morning.
05:02You look smart, Audrey.
05:04It's quite a special day, so I thought I'd better mark the occasion.
05:07Yeah.
05:08We were just saying our weirdos can be without him.
05:11Tom.
05:13Yes.
05:13Quite.
05:16Right.
05:18I suppose I'd better get back inside.
05:21I'm surprised there's room.
05:23What was Simon's ego taking upon this place?
05:26No, no, Nicky.
05:27Oh.
05:27Oh, it's a logger.
05:45Oh, Sue.
05:46Um.
05:47Darren Hughes.
05:48First warning of the term.
05:52Knocking over teachers will not be tolerated.
05:54Haven't you sure you're a teacher?
05:55Well, you know now, so walk.
05:56Don't run.
05:59Sue Spark, our new science NQT.
06:01Er, Nicky will look after you.
06:03Hiya.
06:03Nicky Boston, head of the PRU.
06:05That's the first time I've properly been called a teacher.
06:08It's not the only thing you can get cold in here.
06:10Come on, I'll show you around.
06:11What's the occasion?
06:18It's my birthday.
06:20You'll be expecting your telegram from the Queen any day then.
06:23You doing anything special?
06:27Well, I was thinking if anyone's free after work, we could head to the pub.
06:30Drinks are on me.
06:32Sounds nice.
06:34Hello, then.
06:36George.
06:37This is Sue Spark.
06:39This is George Windsor, his head of Modern Languages.
06:41Hello.
06:42And this is our deputy head, Simon Lowsley.
06:44Oh, Simon and I already know each other.
06:47You did your training at my old school, didn't you?
06:50Yeah.
06:51Welcome to Waterloo Road.
06:53Do you want a cup of tea?
06:55Yes, please.
06:57We really would have expected you to get in touch last term, Mr Brown.
06:59Well, I'm sorry.
07:00It's just, look, they're dead keen to join, right?
07:02It's all been a bit last minute.
07:04And there's only the three of you at home?
07:06Yes.
07:07Yeah, I'm the legal guardian and since mum...
07:10My mum's got mental health issues.
07:11She's not home.
07:13I see.
07:14Um, well, you'll have to wait until after my next meeting, I'm afraid.
07:17Really?
07:19It's just, I've got a job on this morning and if I'm late, then I'm in trouble.
07:23Well, Sonia can do the basic paperwork for now and you can come back later in the week
07:29for a follow-up chat.
07:30Okay?
07:33Sonia.
07:34Sorry, it's, um, it's a bit stuffy in here, isn't it?
07:41Oh, um, what's your full name?
07:49Okay, guys, let's get started.
07:52Thanks, Simon.
07:53I'll take it from here.
07:55Sorry I got held up.
07:56I'll try and make this brief.
07:58Welcome back to another term.
08:01You're going to need a sense of humour over the next term.
08:05There's no way of sweetening the pill, I'm afraid.
08:08We're going to have to cut back in virtually every area now we don't have Lorraine Donegan's slush fund.
08:12Yeah, Waterloo Row was living in a bubble as an independent.
08:15We have all worked in state-run schools before, Simon.
08:18It's true this is a transitional term, but there's no reason we shouldn't rise to the challenge
08:25and I don't want the pupils to suffer as a result.
08:27Our job is to make sure they've had the best education possible when we come out the other side.
08:31And will you still be head when we do?
08:36Oh, sorry, I just understood you were only acting head.
08:40Yes, well, um, I'll be in the position for this term at least.
08:44What matters is we all have a job to do.
08:51Oh, George, can I get your departmental budgets, please?
08:55Well, you know, I'd rather open a vein than let you down.
08:58You are the one department I'll be investing in, so help me out here.
09:03Why I left Shanghai, I'll never know.
09:08Sorry I'm late.
09:09I got slowed down by my travelling companion.
09:13Well, I didn't want to miss the special assembly.
09:27I'm worried about her.
09:29She was off the crack of dawn this morning.
09:39Morning, everyone.
09:40Morning.
09:41Good to see so many familiar faces.
09:46But I'd like to welcome all newcomers to Waterloo Road.
09:50I hope the next time is fruitful for you, and I'm sure your teachers and classmates will help make you feel at home here.
09:57I'd especially like to welcome our new teacher, Miss Spark, who is joining the Science Department.
10:02But it is also appropriate that we say goodbye to someone.
10:13Tom Clarkson was a much-loved teacher and valued colleague who sadly died in an accident at the end of last term.
10:21Most of you will know Mr. Budgen, who has been off sick, and I'm glad to say he is here to lead us in a farewell to Mr. Clarkson.
10:34Mr. Budgen.
10:35Bear with me.
10:41I'll keep this simple, because actually it is.
10:47For those of you who didn't know Mr. Clarkson, Tom, I'm only sorry that you didn't get the opportunity.
10:56For those of us who did, our lives will have been enriched because of it.
11:03Mr. Clarkson was the proud and dedicated coach of the Waterloo Road football team,
11:09who will be playing a boys versus girls friendly this afternoon.
11:16In the meantime, I would like to invite you to join me in a minute's silence of remembrance.
11:39Mr. Clarkson was the first time to join me in a meeting with Mr. Clarkson.
12:09I'll be right back.
12:10Mr. Clarkson.
12:11Oh, my God.
12:41Can you see?
12:52That's where he fell.
12:54Right there.
12:57Why don't you come back inside?
12:59It was one poxy minute. I'm going to bring him back.
13:03We've got the football match this afternoon. That's in his memory.
13:06How can we do a football match without a coach?
13:09Well, I'm taking over for now.
13:14Yeah?
13:16Well, good luck with that.
13:21Can you leave me alone now?
13:24Please?
13:25We're all missing, Katie.
13:47Christine.
13:49About the Brown twins.
13:50Sorry?
13:51Lenny and Lisa Brown. I knew them when I worked at Avalok High. I saw them in assembly.
13:55Yeah, of course. They enrolled this morning.
13:57It's just the state of them.
13:59I know. They certainly could use a good scrub.
14:01The thing is, when I had them at Avalok, they were bright chirpy-wee things.
14:05Well, I dare say they hadn't hit puberty then.
14:07Well, yes.
14:08And they had their mother at home.
14:09She's in long-term psychiatric care, apparently, so they're doing the best they can without her.
14:16Oh?
14:17How very sad.
14:18Miss Mulgrew?
14:25Don't know who it is.
14:28Lenny and Lisa Brown.
14:31Remember me?
14:33No.
14:33Miss McFall from Avalok High?
14:37Yes.
14:38Well remembered.
14:39You give me detention for cheating when and ever.
14:42Really?
14:43Well, water under the bridge.
14:46Now, haven't you two changed?
14:48I remember your brother at Avalok was hoping to go to catering college.
14:52What's he doing?
14:53What about your brother?
14:54What's he up to these days?
14:56I don't have a brother.
14:58Yeah.
14:58Well, that's your lookout.
15:00I've got to go.
15:03And then he entered the room
15:07And looked like his kind of place
15:11The bluest jeans that I've seen
15:14And a smile on his face
15:18Oh, welcome, class.
15:22Hello.
15:23Take a seat at your workstations.
15:26Write your name on the stickers provided so that I can get to know who you all are.
15:29I'm your new teacher, Miss Spark.
15:33Hopefully, you're all going to be my bright sparks this term.
15:38Oh, my God.
15:39And speaking of bright sparks, it's fitting that our first lesson should be a simple introduction to electricity.
15:46Oh, er, we're working in groups of three today.
15:54No, no way.
15:56Er, sit back down, please.
15:58Are you joking me?
15:59They're rank.
15:59No, I've planned this lesson for groups of three, so sit back down, Rhiannon, or I shall be forced to give you a warning.
16:05I don't feel so good, Lise.
16:14We need to eat.
16:15Where's the stuff Larry gave you?
16:17You're welcome.
16:47Aren't you a bit old to be in year four?
17:04Shut your face, I'm in year six.
17:06So what, your special needs or something?
17:07She's in the P.I.U. so she's repeating, like, everything.
17:10Just this science module actually missed a pay effect.
17:13Plus, maybe I like hanging around when Munt is.
17:17Skills.
17:19What's that?
17:21Nothing.
17:22Let me see.
17:25Cereal.
17:26That's one sad snack, I'm a loser.
17:28Oh my God, there's bugs!
17:32Bugs!
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19:03I made it myself and CDT.
19:07You better take better care of it.
19:10I thought we could print off another photo from the school website,
19:13and we could put it in the trophy cabinet.
19:15Yeah, with the strivener's rough whistle.
19:18Good idea.
19:20Look, Casey, I've been thinking...
19:23I know you said you weren't playing in the friendly today,
19:25but I'm just...
19:27I'm worried that you might end up regretting it,
19:30because...
19:32Well, like you said yourself, the team really mattered to Mr Clarkson,
19:35so don't you think he'd want the captain that he trained himself
19:38to go and show the boys what's what?
19:41I suppose if it is for him...
19:44I think you could make that pretty clear yourself,
19:47if you'd just agree to say a few words.
19:53Someone should keep my heads down.
19:55Here we are. One for you as well, Flower.
19:58Bit of scrant, Annie's looking better already.
20:03Well, even so, I'd like to speak to your brother,
20:05see if he can take you home as you're feeling poorly.
20:07Larry works mornings all this week.
20:09I don't need to go home. I'm fine now.
20:13OK, but I think it would be a good idea
20:15if he took you to see your family GP, just in case.
20:17I'll call him shortly.
20:19OK.
20:20I've been trying to explain to Lenny and Lisa
20:22how much better they might feel
20:23if they had a nice hot shower before school,
20:26washed their hair.
20:27And we told her.
20:28Our boiler's getting fixed.
20:29But you can use the facilities here.
20:31And Mrs Budgen said she'd find you some P.E. clothes to wear
20:34whilst we have yours washed.
20:36If they wanted.
20:37Er, I'm not taking my clothes off.
20:39Thank you, Miss McFall.
20:40Lenny was lucky you were there when he blacked out,
20:42but I think you can leave this to us now.
20:52Some things never change.
20:54Best leave him to it.
20:56Don't worry.
20:57He can set a firework off the right next to his head
20:59and he still won't wake up.
21:01Yeah.
21:02There's been such a lot of change around here recently,
21:04it must be difficult for you all.
21:05Look.
21:11I know I've been off with you.
21:14That's understandable.
21:15I took your job.
21:16No.
21:17I thought you were a prat.
21:18Well, it's...
21:20A bit of both, really.
21:22But either way, I'm sorry.
21:24You're not a bad guy.
21:28Thanks.
21:29Let's just remember we're on the same side,
21:31sort of try and work together, yeah?
21:34Well, the main thing is that Casey gets looked after.
21:38Yeah.
21:42Simon, I'm just off to my council meeting.
21:44No worries.
21:45We've got it covered here.
21:48Well, that looked cosy.
21:51He's still a smug know-it-all.
21:54But you know what?
21:55He cares about the kids, so...
21:57I have decided to bury the hatchet somewhere
21:59other than his actual head.
22:01Good.
22:02I'm glad to hear it.
22:06See, Mr. Loesley's lining up his allies, then?
22:11You mark my words he's got his eye on your job.
22:15Oh.
22:17Isn't there a dialysis machine missing you at home?
22:19Just warning you, Christine.
22:21No need, Grantley.
22:22I'm on to him.
22:25Lenny seems okay now, but...
22:27It would be good if you could call the office back
22:29to discuss a few things.
22:32Thanks.
22:35What are you doing?
22:36I said I would call the brother.
22:37I just wanted to make sure.
22:39Look, I understand your concern, Audrey,
22:41but these things need to be handled sensitively.
22:44I've put your papers together.
22:46It just seems obvious to me
22:47that those children are being neglected.
22:50They've only been here a morning.
22:52We can't go making assumptions.
22:54Christine, I knew them when the mother was still at home.
22:55The deterioration is unbelievable.
22:58There are plenty less than fragrant teenagers
23:00in this building.
23:01You can't violate their privacy by demanding
23:03they strip off and jump in the shower.
23:05The boy's sickly.
23:07He fainted from hunger.
23:08Yes, and now he's here.
23:10He'll get at least one hot meal today.
23:14Okay.
23:16Très bien, Hamish.
23:21Shazney, qu'est-ce que vous avez fait pendant les vacances?
23:25Sorry.
23:27It's the same question as I've just asked three other people.
23:29What did you do during your holidays?
23:32Got wasted with my mate and nicked my uncle's car.
23:35Yeah.
23:37In French.
23:43If you don't know the words for wasted or nicked,
23:47then be creative.
23:49Perhaps, whilst in your cups,
23:52you purloin the vehicle belonging to your mother's brother
23:55against his consent.
23:56If you say so.
23:57If you say so.
23:58No, if you say so, Shazney.
23:59Tomorrow, in French, in front of your colleagues,
24:01word perfect ten times.
24:04You.
24:09Qu'est-ce que vous avez fait pendant les vacances?
24:13I know what you're asking, but we don't speak French.
24:16Yes, hence the classes.
24:19But as you seem to be lagging behind even these gibbons,
24:22I have a suggestion to help you catch up.
24:25Now, make sure there is enough information on the monarch of your choice
24:29to support your project where you'll find yourself struggling.
24:31Dinnesty, is you ready, Jane?
24:38No.
24:40Seriously, I think there's something in my heart.
24:41Can you look?
24:55I know you two.
24:56I thought you'd been sent back to class.
24:57The French teacher told us to come and catch up in some basic vocabulary off the internet.
25:01Cause we're new.
25:02Oh, right.
25:03We don't care.
25:04It's not like anyone wants us there anyway.
25:06They just need to get to know you better, I'm sure.
25:09As to I, I wanted to apologise if I upset you both earlier.
25:14It's good to see the colour back in your cheeks, Lenny.
25:19Do you know, I'm a cat fan as well.
25:22My cat Mitzi, I spoil her rotten.
25:25I'm not a cat fan.
25:26It's just a t-shirt.
25:28Oh, I see.
25:29You don't have any pets?
25:30We used to have a dog called Muff, but she got run over.
25:34Sad.
25:35When was that?
25:39Anyway, feel free to come and find me.
25:42If ever you need to.
25:43Or if you just want to talk.
25:45We don't.
25:47Mess!
25:48Yes.
25:52Maybe she's just trying to be nice.
25:53Yeah.
25:54Or maybe she's trying to stick her nose in it.
25:58Mind you, if she wants us to be friends, maybe we should take her up on her offer.
26:06Afraid so, babes.
26:07I've just seen one.
26:09Oh, I've got nits in my ear.
26:11So, wear them with pride or shave your head.
26:14That's what they do inside.
26:15Oh, that's helpful.
26:16Well, they've got to feed somewhere.
26:18Circle of life.
26:19Oh, it's them.
26:21You don't know that.
26:22I so do.
26:23That stupid new teacher member's next to them.
26:24You just know that they're crawling.
26:26You've clearly got big plans for embedding Mandarin into the curriculum.
26:35Mandarin is going to be the first language of business by the time these kids enter the workplace.
26:39And how many of Waterloo Road's progeny do you envisage going into international commerce?
26:45They'll have a major advantage over many of their peers.
26:48Mm-hmm.
26:50And you're also pitching for a wider vocational syllabus for those less academic students.
26:56We want to be progressive, but realistic at the same time.
27:01Mm.
27:02Well, I have to be honest, Christine.
27:04I mean, we're cutting back in all areas at the moment.
27:07You're asking for a budget increase.
27:09A temporary one.
27:10Just for this first year to help us with the transition from being an independent.
27:13Sandra, can you bring her some teas, please?
27:26Well, hello.
27:27I just wanted to say thank you for being so nice to us.
27:33It's easy being nice, Lisa.
27:35Much easier than being unpleasant.
27:38Yeah.
27:40So, I do like cats, actually.
27:43I don't know why I said I didn't.
27:44Well, it's hard when you're new, isn't it?
27:45Everybody asking you questions about yourself.
27:48What about shy, I suppose?
27:50Well, I'm always here.
27:53And it doesn't have to be in school hours, either.
27:56If you need any extra tuition, I could come round after school.
27:59No.
28:02Larry works from home sometimes.
28:04We can't disturb him.
28:05Okay.
28:07Well, I live just round the corner in Barrington Road and I'm free most weekends.
28:11So, if you've any trouble at school, or at home...
28:14There's no trouble at home.
28:16You could meet Mitzi.
28:17Yeah, thanks, miss.
28:19Lenny.
28:22I just went a bit dizzy again.
28:24Put your head between your knees.
28:27Look, I don't think you can wait until lunchtime.
28:30I've got some nice coffee cake in the staff room.
28:32How does that sound?
28:36No, I'm alright, thanks.
28:38I'm not going to take no for an answer.
28:39Let me just get my bag.
28:45Oi, mingers!
28:46Leanne!
28:48For goodness sake!
28:50Well, someone's got to do something.
28:52Why did she have to do that?
28:53What did she ever do to you?
28:55She gimme nits is what?
28:57Get to the cooler at once!
29:01I see you've called your manifesto putting pupils fullest.
29:04Do you think your predecessor had a different set of priorities?
29:19No.
29:21Of course, Michael tried his best.
29:22His best was pretty good, Christine.
29:28Look.
29:31I appreciate your enthusiasm.
29:33It's admirable.
29:34But this proposal is naive to say the least.
29:37And the naivety is not an asset in a head teacher.
29:40Well, I'd rather call it being proactive.
29:44You'll see that I've made savings in other areas.
29:47Christine, you're only the acting head.
29:51I'm not about to make radical decisions about Whatler Road's budget
29:55without someone permanently at the helm.
29:58I'm advertising the post to start next term,
30:00and of course you're welcome to apply.
30:02Well, I hope I can persuade you I'm the right person for the job before then.
30:04Hmm.
30:06Well, leave this with me.
30:08I'm not saying an outright note at everything.
30:11Your Mandarin initiative has legs, I think.
30:14But you'd be better served learning to run Whatler Road on a tight budget
30:18than robbing Peter to pay Paul.
30:23So.
30:26How's Simon Lawsley settling in?
30:30Yeah, he's, um...
30:31He's, um...
30:32He's rising to the challenge, I think.
30:34Good.
30:35Good.
30:36I'm glad to hear it.
30:38I knew he'd be a useful resource to you,
30:40given the circumstances.
31:01All right.
31:02Mm-hm.
31:03Oh my God.
31:07Oh my God!
31:11Oh my God!
31:26Oh, my God.
31:30All right, ladies, clear off, please.
31:35Come on, you shouldn't be here anyway if you haven't got PE.
31:37Come on.
31:45It's an old PE cable.
31:46It'll do while sorting out your own things.
31:48There's shampoo and the dispensers.
31:50Come on, dear, there's no one here.
31:52You need to get warm.
31:53You change round there.
31:56What is that white?
32:08Bed box off, please.
32:09Septic by the look of it.
32:20Lenny.
32:22Lenny.
32:23I need to know right now, what is going on at home?
32:26Nothing, miss.
32:27Really?
32:28Well, that's not what Lisa just said.
32:32Lenny, I'm very worried about you and your sister.
32:34I need to know.
32:37Miss, Larry's only doing it for us.
32:40Honest.
32:41I mean, he's a brilliant big brother.
32:42I know he is.
32:44He's not going to get in trouble, is he?
32:46Just for a bit of weed.
32:46Has anyone heard from Christine?
33:13No.
33:14Still no word from the Brown Twins' brother?
33:15Not yet.
33:17Let's hope he's busy fumigating his sibling's clothing.
33:22Oh, Mr Windsor.
33:23You might want to spend a little more time on your teaching skills
33:27rather than poking fun at vulnerable pupils.
33:30Do you have olfactory nerves?
33:32I do.
33:33But I've been channelling my energies into addressing the problem
33:36rather than ostracising the children themselves.
33:38I suppose we're worried about offending the parents.
33:41There are no parents.
33:42Then why is everyone pussyfooting around, then?
33:47Waterloo Road.
33:48How can I help?
33:48It's afternoon.
33:57Yeah.
33:58That should be fine.
33:59I walked out of that office and right in front of me
34:02there was about a hundred bottles of wine just sitting there for...
34:06some death function.
34:08I could have swiped a lot of them.
34:16But I didn't.
34:17I...
34:17walked right out of the building
34:20and I even managed to walk right past the offie on my way here.
34:24That's when I knew for the first time
34:30that I...
34:32I really...
34:34I can beat this thing.
34:37APPLAUSE
34:39I also told you at home
34:40to a好吃
34:57I was Yankee
35:02sweating
35:04out
35:07Hello?
35:37Look, you get your money, then you leave us alone.
35:58I know you.
36:02And I knew you once.
36:05Look, Larry, I'm here about the twins.
36:08Lenny was...
36:09I knew it.
36:10He can't keep his mouth shut.
36:11Wait till I get my hands on him.
36:12Lenny wasn't well.
36:13And he's better now that he's had something to eat and he was telling me all about you
36:15and how well you look after him and Lisa and...
36:18But...
36:19What's happening here?
36:21It can't go on.
36:22I think you are aware of that.
36:24But I'm aware, dude.
36:25I knows the old cow.
36:26PHONE RINGS
36:29Larry, I'm going to get my phone and I'm going to walk out of here.
36:33Yeah?
36:34And then what?
36:35Call the police?
36:36You need help, Larry.
36:37No young man like you should have so much responsibility.
36:40Give me that!
36:43PHONE RINGS
36:49Lisa's clean and dry and we can get some cream for the bite but she's embarrassed and upset.
36:56We cannot really blame her.
36:58Christine's going to need to speak to their guardian sooner rather than later.
37:01I know it's a sensitive issue but the twins aren't going to learn anything if they're being bullied because of their hygiene.
37:06I know we can't stick Lenny under a shower against his will but we could suggest he plays in the match and that way he gets a good run around and they all head for a wash afterwards.
37:16Good idea.
37:18Where is Christine anyway?
37:19Should have been about ages ago.
37:20I used to think these meetings were an embarrassment.
37:25like they were beneath me.
37:26But the truth is, they saved my life.
37:35Miss McFall.
37:36Miss McFall.
37:37Please.
37:38Look, you're okay.
37:39You've just hit your head but you're going to be fine.
37:41You're okay?
37:42You're seriously okay?
37:43I'm really sorry, Miss McFall.
37:44I didn't mean it.
37:45No you don't.
37:46It's been really hard, you know?
37:47Bringing the twins up on my own.
37:48My mum.
37:49Me.
37:50Me.
37:51Me.
37:52Me.
37:53Me.
37:54Me.
37:55Me.
37:56Me.
37:57Me.
37:58Me.
37:59Me.
38:00Me.
38:01Me.
38:02Me.
38:03Me.
38:04Me.
38:05Me.
38:06Me.
38:07Me.
38:08Me.
38:09Me.
38:10Me.
38:11Me.
38:12Me.
38:13Me.
38:14Me.
38:15Me.
38:16Me.
38:17Me.
38:18Me.
38:19Me.
38:20Me.
38:21Me.
38:22Me.
38:23Me.
38:24Me.
38:25Me.
38:26Me.
38:27Me.
38:28Me.
38:29Me.
38:30Me.
38:31Me.
38:32Me.
38:33Me.
38:34Me.
38:35Me.
38:36Me.
38:37Me.
38:38Me.
38:39Me.
38:40My head is pounding.
38:48Do you have... Do you have an aspirin?
38:53Water, glass wash, please.
39:10Hmm. I suppose I should be surprised to see any of you at all.
39:28I know you were all invited to the football match this afternoon instead.
39:31Well, since his mum decides the whole school needs to learn conversational Mandarin,
39:36we don't have much choice, do we?
39:38Of course, we'll look good in our uni applications, though.
39:48Quite. Although, frankly, I fancy getting out there and chewing on the lads.
39:52I don't know about anyone else. What do you say?
39:54Great. So even the teacher isn't interested?
39:57Unlike Gok Wan over there.
40:03It's all right, Kevin. No-one likes to show off.
40:05Cosie?
40:17Mr Clarkson was the best coach ever.
40:19He knew it's what's in here that counts.
40:23It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl.
40:31He went out on a limb for me, and I know he did for much more of you.
40:35I miss him, and I want to win for him today.
40:47But whoever wins or loses, let's just please remember the man who should be here today cheering us all on.
40:53But for now, we've got a new coach. So let's go on with the show.
41:05All right, let's keep this clean and fair!
41:07Still Mr Clarkson proud!
41:11Go on, lads!
41:15Isn't my mum supposed to be here?
41:16She had a meeting with the council. She must be running late.
41:18One case!
41:30What the hell is Christine?
41:32Audrey, what's happened?
41:33I need to talk to her!
41:38I'm here to pick up the twins.
41:40I was really worried after all the voicemails.
41:42Oh yeah, they're at the football.
41:44They'll be back sooner if you want to wait.
41:46No, I need to get them.
41:48If you could tell me where it is.
41:50Come on then, I'll walk you over.
41:53Son!
41:54Audrey, are you sure you're all right?
41:56Listen, why don't you come with us?
41:58A bit of fresh air might do you good.
42:00Well, up to you.
42:04Come on then, let's go.
42:10Come on!
42:11Come on!
42:12Come on!
42:13Come on!
42:14Come on!
42:15Come on!
42:16Come on!
42:17Come on!
42:18Come on!
42:19Come on!
42:20Come on!
42:21Come on!
42:22Come on!
42:23Come on!
42:24Come on!
42:25Come on!
42:26Come on!
42:27Come on!
42:28Come on!
42:29Come on!
42:30Going well?
42:31Where have you been?
42:32I could be worried about you.
42:33Why?
42:34I'm fine.
42:35He went in for kick-off and I had this feeling that...
42:37Oh, you and your feelings, Connor.
42:39Come on!
42:40Come on!
42:41Come on!
42:42Come on!
42:43Come on!
42:44Get out of here!
42:46Come on!
42:47Come on!
42:52Aah!
42:54Let's go!
42:55Oh!
42:56Lisa!
42:57Get Lanny!
42:58Come on!
43:00Come on!
43:02Come on!
43:03Come on!
43:04Hey!
43:05You can't put on the pitch.
43:06This has nothing to do with you!
43:07Whoa, whoa, whoa!
43:08Tell her she's getting in the way of the match.
43:10I don't care about your stupid match or your stupid dead teacher.
43:16Hey! Hey! Get your hands off me, sister!
43:20Sarah, we're going! Now!
43:23Is there a problem, Mr Brent?
43:24It's a family thing. They've got to go.
43:26Larry!
43:27What's up, Larry?
43:28Look, that old witch McFall's been in the flat.
43:30Right, we need to leave it.
43:38Larry!
43:39No! Leave him alive!
43:44What?
43:45I'm arresting you in the suspicion of possession of drugs.
43:47You tend to supply.
43:48You don't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence.
43:50Do not mention when you question something that you later lie on the court.
43:53Anything you do seem to be given the evidence. Do you understand?
43:56You're backstabbing on care! We shall win you!
43:59Enough!
44:01But don't let them split up the twins, please!
44:03What have you done?
44:06Is it always like this?
44:08Like what?
44:11Sure. Tell me about it.
44:13Okay, thanks a lot. Bye.
44:19Social service is going to get back to us. I said it was an emergency.
44:22Yeah, and Casey's waiting for you in the cooler.
44:24I'll have to leave her to you for now, Nicky.
44:31Sit down, Audrey.
44:32I don't want to have to punish her.
44:34She can't just lash out like that.
44:36She's got serious anger issues. I'm going to talk to her again when she's calmed down.
44:40She needs to find a way to express her feelings without leathering her classmates.
44:45How dare you take it upon yourself to go wading in like that?
44:52Those children needed help.
44:54You just got their brother arrested in front of everyone. How helpful do you think that was?
44:58You tried to defend that boy growing drugs to sell to innocent children.
45:03Don't insult me, Audrey.
45:08What Larry Brown's been doing is illegal and putting the twins in danger, but that was not the way to handle the situation.
45:13You spooked a desperate and volatile kid. Anything could have happened.
45:19You should never have gone round to that house, but having done so, you should have immediately spoken to me.
45:24I tried and you weren't here.
45:28And you should have left it to social services to deal with the police.
45:30You were supposed to be back. And he turned up. I was scared. I didn't know what to do. I mean, Christine, where were you?
45:40My meeting went on. Is that okay with you?
45:47I suppose what's done is done.
45:48What do you think? I mean, perhaps I could apologise? Try and explain.
45:54I would stay well-cleared if I were you, Audrey.
45:56Thank you, Audrey.
46:20I beg your pardon?
46:22It's Chao Yong-Fat's death speech in Crouching Tiger.
46:24Hidden Dragon.
46:26I learnt it.
46:28Okay.
46:30So, how was my pronunciation?
46:32Um, woeful.
46:34Well, see, Chalky says that magic is the future.
46:36So I've been learning it off the internet during the break.
46:38The internet? I thought teenage boys only use that for one thing.
46:42Well, I'm looking forward to your next lesson, sir.
46:43Hmm.
46:53Oh, Audrey. Just heard the UN are looking for more peacekeepers if you're at a loose end.
46:58Don't. It's her birthday.
46:59George, this is not a good time.
47:02No, sorry, lovely. I know you must be up to your eyes in it, but, er, I'm wondering if I could just run something past you.
47:08Some of my Mandarin students are more advanced than others, and, er, it seems sort of unfair to hold them back because of the demands of the beginners.
47:17I'd like to be able to give them the attention they really deserve.
47:21What do you want, George?
47:22A teaching assistant.
47:24To pick up the overspill.
47:25I know someone who's very reasonable.
47:30Why not?
47:32Mandarin seems to be the only thing in the budget the council aren't going to cut, so have them come in and see me.
47:37Sonia, make an appointment with you.
47:38I'll tell you.
47:42Right.
47:44Um, what's his name?
47:46Er, he's a she.
47:48Actually.
47:50Who?
48:08Come on.
48:10What's going on?
48:11I thought I was on a detention.
48:13Yeah, you are.
48:15Or we might as well make it productive.
48:19You need to find a way of expressing your anger, Casey, without hurting anyone.
48:24You've got to learn some discipline and control.
48:31I used to box in the army.
48:34You up for it?
48:35What?
48:38Oh!
48:42Social services on their way?
48:43Yes.
48:44Yes, they are.
48:46Lenny lost two stone when we were split up before.
48:49And he never spoke for six months.
48:51So why don't you just stick us in the jail as well?
48:54We can look after ourselves at home.
48:56Take Larry's gear away or whatever.
48:58But why can't we just stay at the house if that's what we really want?
49:01That is not an option, Lenny.
49:04But staying together might be as pupils of Waterloo Road.
49:09Well, there's only the guest room available at Schoolhouse.
49:12That's really meant to be for boarders, family visits.
49:15Yeah, but you won't get any visits until half-term, will you?
49:17And the twins could double up with other boarders during busy times
49:20until more space becomes available.
49:23We can give it a go.
49:24Thanks, Maggie.
49:25I'll speak to the social workers, but it makes sense in terms of your education as well.
49:29Well, I'm glad to see you two are going to a good home tonight.
49:48If anyone can take care of you, Mrs Budchen can.
49:50Well, from what I hear, the brother was doing a pretty good job.
49:55We are going to a nice place tonight, and Larry's in a cell.
49:59Lenny, you must understand.
50:02No.
50:04At all?
50:05No.
50:08Neither do I.
50:10If you want to ignore the damage drugs inflict on our society, then I don't...
50:14Audrey.
50:15Audrey.
50:17Have you ever stopped to think that just maybe sometimes that you don't get it?
50:22Those kids, they love their brother.
50:26And he loves them, and now he's gone.
50:28Yes, but surely they're much better off with you.
50:32You've been on your own way too long.
50:34And no wonder.
50:36Who could ever, ever live up to your standards?
50:44Hi.
50:48Audrey.
50:50Hey.
50:51How about we go for that drink?
50:52I've changed my plans.
50:53No, sorry.
50:54Sorry, Sonia.
50:55I've got...
50:56I've got Mark here to do.
50:58I've got Mark.
51:04Come on.
51:05Again.
51:07Hook it.
51:08Go on.
51:09Get in guard up.
51:10Totally.
51:11Come on.
51:12Get in guard up.
51:13Leave yourself wide open.
51:14Come on.
51:15And again.
51:17Get guard down.
51:19Come on.
51:22Again.
51:24Hook.
51:25Hook.
51:26Go on.
51:28Go on.
51:30Go on.
51:31Guard.
51:33Every time.
51:34Bye-bye.
51:54Sue?
51:55I don't know what you're worried about.
51:56You've been officially introduced now.
51:58Yeah, I just prefer to keep our private life private.
52:00I don't want to seem unprofessional.
52:02OK, boss man.
52:04How'd it go, anyway?
52:05Pretty crazy.
52:06Oh, my dad rang.
52:07He's cooking me dinner to celebrate my first day in the job.
52:10And, of course, his future son-in-law's invited too.
52:32Yes.
52:33Just getting ahead on some marking.
52:37Look, I shouldn't have been so abrupt.
52:43I should have been here.
52:47I'm sorry.
52:48No, I'm sorry.
52:53I just feel...
52:56I feel invisible sometimes.
53:00Everybody just seems to be so busy.
53:02Busy with their jobs and...
53:05...their friends and their families.
53:07I just wanted to make a difference to someone.
53:15I want it to matter.
53:19Audrey, believe it or not...
53:24I know exactly how you feel.
53:26I felt so insignificant today.
53:33All I wanted to do was drown myself in a bottle of vodka.
53:41So I stopped off at the office.
53:43That's why I was so laid back.
53:45Christine, you didn't.
53:46No.
53:52I went to a support meeting instead.
53:53I decided that was the better option.
53:56You'd talk to me next time, won't you?
53:59You too.
54:03You're not alone.
54:11That might not be the best reception,
54:13but at least you can play DVDs if you want.
54:19Yous will have to share a room
54:21till another one comes free.
54:22I'm not leaving Lenny.
54:24No way.
54:26Look.
54:27You are perfectly safe here.
54:28I promise you that.
54:29And what about Larry?
54:31How safe is he in a sale somewhere
54:32just for trying to take care of us?
54:34One thing at a time, eh?
54:36Dinner's downstairs at seven.
54:38I've used all the NIT shampoo and they'll need a new bottle.
54:41Er, Rhiannon, back here.
54:44I've, er, I've been over these two with my knit comb
54:46and, er, they're both clean as a whistle.
54:48So it looks like you're the only one with the knits, Rhiannon.
54:51Oh, what?
54:53Thanks, Mrs Budgen.
54:55You're very welcome.
55:02We can get out this way.
55:04Down the ledge.
55:05What?
55:07Well, you don't want to stay here, do you?
55:09Yeah, I do.
55:11I mean, it's warm and clean and there's dinner.
55:15Like she said, it's safe.
55:17Look, just for now, Lise.
55:19There are really, really nice people here.
55:21Please.
55:26Okay.
55:27But I'm not letting her away with it.
55:33McFall.
55:35Well, what can we do?
55:39She told us to come round any time.
55:41Dad?
55:59Smells great.
56:00Darling.
56:01Oh.
56:02Oh, well.
56:03Did you survive?
56:04Oh, just about.
56:05That place is a madhouse.
56:06I was saying to Simon, anything after today would be a piece of cake.
56:11How'd the meeting go with Christine Marguerite?
56:13Oh, no, no.
56:14More speed than out of school, eh?
56:16Get it?
56:17Come on.
56:18There's a bottle open.
56:20I can get home last week.
56:22Oh, yeah.
56:23Oh, yeah.
56:24Oh, yeah.
56:25Oh, yeah.
56:26Oh, yeah.
56:27Oh, yeah.
56:28Oh, yeah.
56:29Oh, yeah.
56:30Oh, yeah.
56:31Oh, yeah.
56:32Oh, yeah.
56:33Oh, yeah.
56:34Oh, yeah.
56:35Oh, yeah.
56:36Oh, yeah.
56:37Oh, yeah.
56:38Oh, yeah.
56:39This way.
56:46What now?
56:49Oh, I dunno.
56:51I could shove something gross through a letterbox.
56:56Smash your windows in.
56:58For a heart attack.
56:59I don't want to get into trouble, Lise.
57:09Come on. I've got an idea.
57:32My poor cat. Where's my cat?
57:35I'd like to introduce you all to your new Mandarin teaching assistant.
57:39This is Windsor.
57:41If you'd like to locate your nearest emergency exits, which are there, there and there.
57:46Not just anyone could be a flight attendant, you know.
57:49There are standards. Like a height-weight ratio for a start.
57:53Come on, guys. We're on strike.
57:57Or you're excluded.
57:59You're excluding me?
58:00All of you.
58:01Is there anyone there?
58:03Hello? Is there anyone there?
58:05This isn't a drill.
58:06Oh, my feet! It's a fire!
58:07You're on fire!
58:08You're on fire!
58:09You're on fire!
58:10Facing their penultimate challenge, expectations are high for the three celebrity MasterChef finalists here next.
58:19While on BBC Two, moving stories of family breakups, mum and dad are splitting up.
58:24And on BBC Three, sales assistants are aiming high in the final part of shopping.
58:29I know what hinder made of 13!
58:30You're at the photography level, vaak.
58:31I've got two people in the kitchen, and that is handsome!
58:32There does not mean anything or anything.
58:33You're going to sit back.
58:34I'm gonna be as Mmmillent.
58:35And on BBC Three, sales assistants or songs are ready!
58:37There is a fact thelude previouspositions here in this event.
58:38Oh, my mouse.
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