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00:00You're not disappointed you got me instead of Mr. Windsor?
00:02It's fantastic being able to talk to somebody who's actually from China.
00:05You know how important my career is to me.
00:08I got through it for you and for my dad,
00:09who, by the way, thinks you could be the youngest head in Scotland.
00:12Yeah, your dad's been very kind.
00:13Yes, he has.
00:15And if none of that were to happen,
00:17well, he'd be so disappointed.
00:24Running any taper budget from household bills to a whole school.
00:27Well, tough decisions still have to be made.
00:30Stuff like that they should teach in schools.
00:33Hey, why don't we?
00:34Get year six into two teams, give them each a budget, see how they manage it.
00:37Like the apprentice?
00:38Exactly.
00:57Five.
01:13Seven.
01:1648.
01:1749.
01:1950.
01:19Mm, I'm impressed.
01:22Yes, the apprentice competition today, got to be on top of my game.
01:25I'd wear you flip-flops.
01:27That bathroom's disgusting.
01:28I've got ginger hairs all over my shower mitt.
01:31And they're not mine.
01:32It's not my cleaning week.
01:34Well, the sooner we're married and in our own little love nest.
01:36One step at a time, Tiger.
01:37We haven't even set a date yet.
01:39Exactly.
01:40Oh, George, did you go out in that robe again today?
01:46Milk won't bring itself in.
01:48Yeah, I bet you won't bring any.
01:51Didn't it feel cold?
01:53At least put some trousers on, please.
01:54George, we're going to be late.
02:10What are you doing?
02:11I, my dearest heart, am printing out materials for my sixth form Mandarin.
02:17But it is your first day as deputy head.
02:19Mm, er, yes, but don't worry.
02:21Er, Christine's a pussycat and she loves me.
02:24I am, after all.
02:26Irresistible.
02:27Well, I'll do this.
02:28You brush your teeth.
02:34George, there are lots of mistakes here.
02:37It's all right.
02:37You can correct them on the way in.
02:43Bonjour, Monsieur Loseley.
02:45Sue.
02:45Morning, George.
02:47Apprentice day.
02:47Hello.
02:49Fancy helping out?
02:51I'm missing a nick to my Lord Sugar.
02:54Now I'm deputy head, do you think it's appropriate that I play the role of your subordinate?
02:59I suppose not.
03:00Important meeting with Christine, must dash.
03:05I see you good.
03:06Oh, playing second fiddle to all this.
03:08Great.
03:09Princess.
03:11Hi.
03:14Can't believe you passed an interview panel.
03:16And why am I in this meeting?
03:17Careful.
03:20What do you need a smoke machine for?
03:23Ah.
03:23Lock up.
03:32Do you ever watch where you go with this?
03:34Darren's not giving you any trouble, is he, Miss Spock?
03:36Oh.
03:37Oh.
03:40You know, if you ever need me during the day, I'm never far away.
03:44I always honour a deal, Miss.
03:49Did you make those corrections?
03:51No, not all of them.
03:52I told you, there are lots of mistakes.
03:54Oh, we should have time before class starts, so you can finish them off then.
03:57George, I'm your assistant.
03:59I know, and I'm incredibly grateful.
04:01I'm not the teacher, and I shouldn't be doing all your work for you.
04:04Simply using your expertise to help me, is that so wrong, my lovely?
04:08Hi.
04:08Hi.
04:13You spelt, er, courtesy wrong.
04:16Everyone knows what it means.
04:18Yeah, well, it looks bad.
04:19Can't all be perfect, you know.
04:24Do we get to choose the teams for the apprentice, then?
04:26Well, make sure you're on mine.
04:27I've decided to win.
04:29Fight and talk.
04:30That's how it's going to be.
04:31Is it?
04:31Where's mine?
04:32Get your own.
04:33Not with breakfast club monitors watching.
04:36Well, go without, then.
04:37How long are you going to stay mad at me for?
04:39I hate it when you won't talk to me.
04:40Well, you should have thought about that before you've been sucking up to McFaulham.
04:43You were going to chuck that cat in the river.
04:45So?
04:45It was hers.
04:46But it was still a cat, Lisa.
04:48Yeah, and you put it before me.
04:49Hey, I thought you guys had breakfast at the schoolhouse.
04:52Missed it this morning.
04:53Oh, shame.
04:54Well, you're not coming in here under scrunch.
04:56So, shift it.
04:57Come on.
04:58Have you got a class to go to?
05:01Kat, look.
05:02I fixed it.
05:05Happy?
05:07Yeah.
05:07Yeah.
05:12George, the very man.
05:13Christine, I've got your message.
05:15On the clock from the crack of dawn now, are we?
05:17We had something come in first thing from the Education Committee.
05:20You are going to be so chuffed.
05:22Sounds intriguing.
05:23They read my putting in pupils' first plan and the Mandarin curriculum has really caught them.
05:28They want to roll it out across the area and they want us, well, you, to do it for them.
05:36Great.
05:36Well, that's one in the eye for all the other LA heads.
05:41What a way to kick off your career as deputy head.
05:51Could hardly believe it myself.
05:53Council want George as their poster boy.
05:54Yes, is this a good idea?
05:59I mean, I don't really see myself as poster boy material.
06:04No, I agree.
06:05Oh, that's a bit harsh.
06:07I think George needs to think about it.
06:10Right, George?
06:10What is to think about?
06:12We grab this.
06:13Chances like this don't often come around.
06:14Is this what you texted me about earlier?
06:17Er, princess, can I have a word with George in private, please?
06:20Er, yes, of course.
06:25Er, is it two sugars?
06:27Er, not any more.
06:30Erm, Simon and his apprentice day.
06:36I can't justify it on my budget.
06:38Ditch it.
06:39You're the boss.
06:40I've probably just been paranoid, but...
06:44It feels like one big pitch for my job.
06:47Hmm.
06:49Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean to say you aren't right.
06:53Come on, there's nothing to it.
06:54I need a glamorous assistant.
06:56Simon, I won't have a good every word with you.
06:58About what?
06:59Won't take long.
07:01Kind of got a lot on this morning.
07:02Yes, that's what I needed to talk to you about.
07:04Erm, Christine has been taking a look at the budget this year
07:09and things are even tighter than we thought.
07:12I can't justify spending money we don't have on a non-essentials...
07:17We're cancelling the apprentice.
07:18What?
07:19You can't?
07:20We have to.
07:21Unfortunately.
07:22Two to one.
07:23We promised a student council.
07:25It's an awkward situation.
07:27Erm, no-one's denying that.
07:29But sometimes...
07:31You know, leadership means taking tough decisions.
07:34There has to be a way.
07:35I wish there was.
07:36I'll, erm...
07:39I'll tell the students.
07:41No.
07:43I'll do it.
07:44Most of them are in the dining hall, I think.
07:54Now I just feel terrible.
07:56What more terrible than if his future father-in-law were to offer him your job.
07:59We just need to make sure the Mandarin classes are a success.
08:07Oh!
08:08That's registration.
08:12Only you're fired.
08:13You're fired.
08:14No, you're fired.
08:14You're fired.
08:15No, you're fired.
08:16You're fired.
08:17Denise, you're fired.
08:19You're fired.
08:23Are you all right?
08:25Are you looking forward to the apprentice today, sir?
08:26I've just come from Miss Mulgrew's office.
08:28There's been a few budget issues.
08:30You mean cuts?
08:31There can't be any without the student councillor being consulted.
08:33Yeah, and we're going to be making money for the school today.
08:36That's the whole point.
08:38I know.
08:39So go on, then.
08:40What are they getting rid of now?
08:47Imogen, take the register for me.
08:49Say, where are you going?
08:51Well, you're fired.
08:52George, what are you going to do about the Mandarin classes?
08:58Well, it seems that Christine is hell-bent on me putting together some sort of Mandarin curriculum for the L.A.
09:04So I better crack on with that, I guess.
09:06Well, I don't know if...
09:07Shh.
09:12I don't know if your Mandarin is good enough.
09:15I'll get by.
09:16It won't be a problem.
09:16So you're not going to need me today.
09:19Something to do with the classroom?
09:23Say it again.
09:23You are heading for big trouble, George.
09:25Something we can't handle.
09:27What will you do if Christine finds out?
09:29You know how important these Mandarin classes are to her.
09:32You know, she's put her faith in you, George.
09:34And we won't let her down.
09:35Anyway, let me deal with Christine.
09:36We go way back.
09:37Yes, and that is why you shouldn't lie to her.
09:39I'm not going to make a habit of this.
09:44We can call her off any time you like.
09:46If you reckon you can handle a classroom all by yourself.
09:49I need my car keys.
09:51Aren't you meant to be in your form room?
09:53I asked to see him.
09:55I won't keep him.
09:57Okay.
09:57Where were we?
10:03Wouldn't want Twinkle to find out about our arrangement, would we?
10:07Well, he's not going to find out, though, is he?
10:15We'll see.
10:21Don't lose any sleep over it, though.
10:23Kevin, this came for you after you'd left.
10:31Open it, then.
10:45Studying in America?
10:46What have you got that for?
10:48Now, see, they've made a mistake.
10:49I ordered something else.
10:51What?
10:52A French book.
10:54What would I want with a book about studying in America?
10:57Me mum would do a nut in if we moved any further than Emrah, anyway.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Then learn abroad.
11:02The Yanks wouldn't let a bad in, anyway.
11:04What's that supposed to mean?
11:05Nothing.
11:06It was a joke.
11:07Well, where's Mr. Lousy, then?
11:09We're not meant to be somewhere else for the apprentice, are we?
11:11First break, and the hope.
11:13Hang on a minute.
11:14You're doing it.
11:15Yeah.
11:15It's great, isn't it?
11:16Getting me stubble science and P.E., just for that.
11:20Well, I'll have a bit of that.
11:21No, see, it's student council members only, and people we've specially invited, like,
11:26yeah, I know.
11:31Would you go to America?
11:33Obviously, if Dynastie let you.
11:35Never really thought about that.
11:37But it's a big world out there.
11:39You know, there's a lot of places to go and experiences to have.
11:42Well, that's a bit deep for a first period.
11:45It'd be good if you did, though, wouldn't it?
11:47I mean, you're right.
11:48It's a bigger place, more opportunities.
11:50Maybe you can make more of yourself out there.
11:52Maybe.
11:53Dynastie's got you in a leash, that's the only thing.
12:01Um, there are conversation sheets on your desk if you want to work your way through them,
12:08and Mrs Windsor is here to help you if you need it.
12:13Do you understand?
12:24Perfectly.
12:30Where is she?
12:31Languages department.
12:33All right.
12:34There you go.
12:35That's a few lines.
12:35Now, I am sure that I followed the instructions on how to sync my emails, but...
12:43Give it a year.
12:45I'm expecting word from Moira.
12:47Oh, that going all right?
12:48Talk about her a fair bit.
12:49We've actually got quite a bit in common, and more all the time.
12:53Opera, gardening, poetry, cats.
12:56There you go.
12:57Your email account settings were switched off.
12:59She'll be OK now.
13:00And there she is.
13:01Five emails.
13:02Thank you so much, Sonia.
13:04Moira, she seems happy about something.
13:07Yeah, she's, uh, she's met someone on the net.
13:10Oh, that'll do it.
13:11Who's the lucky fella?
13:13Moira.
13:14Yeah, they're, uh, going to be quite good friends by the looks of things.
13:18Moira.
13:22See, last time, you said the word her meant and, but I read that you can't use that to
13:27link verbs.
13:28So.
13:28Well worth checking up.
13:35Why don't you do that for next week?
13:37In fact, uh, answering your own question is often the best way to learn.
13:41Oh.
13:41Uh, can I borrow you, please?
13:43Mrs. Windsor, can you cover the rest of the period?
13:46Wenti bu zai wa.
13:47Sorry, my Mandarin's a bit rusty.
13:49She says of course she can.
13:50Uh, Mrs. Mulgrew, who are you going to be in today's Apprentice?
13:55Lord Sugar, without a doubt.
13:59Um, Mr. Loseley not said anything then?
14:07We can't do it.
14:08We just don't have the money.
14:10Oh, what?
14:11Did we not get anywhere last week?
14:13You can't do that without talking to us about it.
14:15We don't have a choice, Imogen.
14:21You lied to us?
14:22No, it is not like that.
14:24I think it might have solved our problem.
14:26I'll fund the Apprentice competition.
14:28I'll put the seed money up myself.
14:31I'm not sure I can let you do that.
14:33It's my money.
14:34You won't have to account for it to anyone.
14:35There's not a shred of doubt in my mind.
14:37We'll make it all back with profit.
14:39Yes, I can't do it.
14:41I think that's a very good idea.
14:43In fact, if you're still looking for a Nick,
14:47I'd be happy to oblige.
14:50And as Sir Alan doesn't seem to be doing an awful lot
14:53in the programme these days,
14:54perhaps you'd like to play the part of the woman?
15:01Just call me Karen.
15:03May the best deputy wedding.
15:09Nice one, ma'am.
15:11Let it help.
15:12Oh.
15:13Thank you, Lisa.
15:18Oh, Maggie.
15:19Do you know?
15:21Living in the schoolhouse under your care
15:23is working wonders for those children.
15:26Well, thank you very much, Audrey.
15:27I appreciate that.
15:29Even Grantley's warming to them.
15:31All right, listen.
15:32Don't forget training tonight.
15:33I won't.
15:34Oh, and those Nicola Adams videos you sent me.
15:38They're amazing.
15:39Yeah?
15:41She seems to be getting on all right.
15:44Yeah.
15:45I mean, it's early days,
15:46but Casey's showing real promise.
15:48Well, I've seen the change in her work,
15:49you know, since she took up boxing.
15:50Yeah?
15:52Yeah?
15:53Well, I think it's helping to get over time.
15:55It just seems so barbaric.
15:58There must be another way, surely.
16:00Works better than a lot of that touchy-feely nonsense.
16:03Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree.
16:06Oh, I applaud us helping Simon
16:08to stop Christine from talking to you about Mandarin.
16:11It's me putting my best foot forward on my first day
16:13as Deputy Head.
16:15Speaking of which,
16:16can you ask Sonia for that email from the authority?
16:20Whip straight and put some ideas together
16:22and a Mandarin roll out.
16:25George.
16:26Apprentice time.
16:29The idea was you backed me up against, Simon.
16:32The idea was to keep him close.
16:35Feed him all the rope he needs.
16:36Stop again.
16:38Picture his eager little face as his apprentice day.
16:42Collapses around his ankles, which it will.
16:44I'll make sure of that.
16:46Are you talking sabotage?
16:47Such an ugly word.
16:51This is not a game.
16:54This is a competition from hell.
16:58From all corners of Greenham.
17:02The best pupils are gathering to go head to head
17:06for the right to be called
17:09the Waterloo Road Apprentice Champion.
17:14Welcome to the Apprentice.
17:28All right, everyone, listen up.
17:30We are splitting the teams by gender.
17:34Girls over here, boys over there.
17:36Oh, but that's not fair on the fellas.
17:38Oh, that sounds good to me.
17:39We want it to be a competition, not a walkover.
17:41Talk is cheap.
17:43Tell me that we may beat you.
17:44Win it.
17:44Right, each team gets 150 pounds.
17:47You have until three o'clock this afternoon
17:49to make as much money as possible.
17:51Minimize your costs, maximize your margins.
17:54It couldn't be simpler.
17:56The team that returns the biggest profit wins.
17:59Right, who are the team captains?
18:01I'll dip.
18:02Yep, gents.
18:09Let the fear of failure motivate you.
18:12There's nothing quite like it.
18:17Do we get anything when we win?
18:19Yes.
18:20You win tickets to a pop concert.
18:22I'll be your own choice.
18:23You are kidding.
18:26Yeah, unfortunately, he is.
18:28The reward will be revealed at the end.
18:31Have you started without me?
18:34Student council members only.
18:35Yeah, I'm afraid she's right, Barry.
18:36You're going to have to sit this one out.
18:38That said, I'm sure Mr Barry has a natural sense of enterprise
18:42which we could utilize.
18:44It would be unsporting to exclude such a talent.
18:49Yeah, good point.
18:50OK, Barry.
18:53And I'm happy to advise the girls, if that's OK.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Let the games begin.
19:20Oh, OK, everyone.
19:22Good news.
19:25I'm taking you all for P.E. today.
19:27Where's Mr Loseley?
19:29He's busy with the apprentices, you know.
19:32Have you ever done P.E. before?
19:34Well, I'm sure you can teach me a few pointers.
19:36I used to be...
19:37Oh!
19:37I'm sorry, mate.
19:43Are you OK?
19:45My face!
19:48My nose!
19:50Come on, guys.
19:50We've got to come up with something better than this.
19:52I'm not sure we've really cracked this one yet.
19:54Come on, how are we going to wipe the floor with him?
20:00I sponsored silence.
20:02Maybe you should lead by example, mate.
20:04That is the lamest idea I have ever heard.
20:09Yep.
20:12Yeah.
20:12OK, so we offer a service.
20:15Laundry or dry cleaning?
20:17How many dirty kecks do we have to wash to make any money?
20:19Well, why don't we try washing cars and windows?
20:21It pays nothing.
20:23Sorry, sir.
20:24I were in the bogs.
20:25Canteen mug?
20:26Yeah.
20:26Thank you for that colourful mental image, Rhiannon.
20:30She's right, though, sir.
20:31I'd gladly pay for my lunch if there was somewhere nearby.
20:33That's it.
20:34We can do food.
20:35Yeah.
20:36Like what?
20:37Pizza.
20:38Why don't we try some kind of food?
20:40Boring.
20:41Hot food's too much hassle.
20:43I mean, how would we keep it warm?
20:44Well, I know.
20:45Cakes.
20:46Like a bake sale.
20:47What?
20:47Could you think of anything more girly?
20:49You haven't got one good idea between you.
20:51Where do we make them?
20:52Er, home egg.
20:53What are we waiting for?
20:55And we can buy the ingredients up here, too.
20:56But I reckon we should make a few samples first, you know, to try.
21:00Just to see if we're doing it right.
21:01Oi.
21:02We're trying to raise money, not your cholesterol.
21:04Okay, so what's your idea, then?
21:05Yeah, so easy knocking everybody else, Barry.
21:07Well, it is when you're coming out with all this.
21:09Guys, the key to success is to work as a team.
21:12Now, come on.
21:14Calm.
21:14Barry, Barry's involved.
21:17Your handiwork, I presume.
21:19Consider the fuse lit.
21:24Well, I'm going to go and have a pee.
21:26I don't know if you think of anything.
21:27Please, may I go to the toilet, Mr. Lowsley?
21:30Yes, you may, Kevin.
21:32Sorry, sorry.
21:33It's not you.
21:34It's just talking.
21:35It hurts.
21:36Lift your head a bit further back.
21:37Is that better?
21:39I think so.
21:40I hope you haven't broken it.
21:41Broken it?
21:42I can't.
21:43My wedding.
21:44No, I'm sure it's just bruised.
21:47Thanks for doing this.
21:48That's no problem.
21:49I was lucky I had a free period.
21:52I think the bleeding stopped.
21:54Oh.
21:55Oh.
21:56Oh.
21:58It's all Simon's fault.
22:00Stupid apprentice.
22:02You just get so tunnel vision that nothing else matters.
22:05Well, it's not such a bad quality to have.
22:07No, but you just feel so second best.
22:12Probably just moaning about nothing.
22:14Do you ever feel this way with Moira?
22:15Moira.
22:16What?
22:17Your girlfriend.
22:20Where is not my girlfriend?
22:22Oh, oh, I am sorry.
22:24I just, um...
22:26I just...
22:28Moira is my pen pal.
22:34Here.
22:35Take this.
22:37You'll be fine.
22:37We can always eat what we don't sell, anyway.
22:46I think the cake sale's a brilliant idea.
22:48There's no way the lads are going to win this.
22:51I'm coming round to it.
22:55Cakes.
22:56That's their big idea.
22:57Yep.
22:57And they're really excited about it as well.
22:59Like, they think it's actually going to win.
23:00This competition is ours.
23:02The animal will have eaten most of the profits before they've even iced the things.
23:05Guys, that's enough.
23:06Well, at least they're doing something.
23:08Yeah, to earn themselves some pocket money.
23:11Erm.
23:13House clearances.
23:15That is how we win.
23:17Go on.
23:18Greenock's full of old bids.
23:20Barry.
23:22Elderly ladies with houses stuffed full of junk that they just don't know how to get rid of.
23:26So what do we do?
23:27So we knock on the door.
23:28And we tell them that we can clear out their old sewing machines and teas made for about 20 quid.
23:34And then we flog it.
23:35Minimal start-up costs.
23:37And we double our rating and power.
23:40That's an impressive bit of leadership thinking, Barry.
23:42What can I say, sir?
23:43Some people have just got it.
23:45Yeah.
23:45Well, it's still a theory.
23:46There's no money in the coffers yet.
23:47Let's go with it.
23:50Yeah?
23:51Get a couple of trolleys from the kitchen.
23:53Get out there.
23:54Door to door.
23:54Come on.
23:55Go.
23:58Kev.
23:59Wait.
24:00We need to make sure that we actually do win this.
24:03How?
24:05We're making sure the girls won't.
24:06I thought we might have had a free period, miss.
24:13Today's apprentice competition doesn't mean you can sky Mr Losey's classes.
24:16I'm just saying.
24:17It's not fair.
24:18What life seldom is.
24:19Great news about the Mandarin classes.
24:26George will be very excited.
24:28Oh, yes.
24:28Yes, of course.
24:30Miss Em.
24:31Last time I looked, my name was Mrs Mulgrew.
24:35So, if it's 50p a cake, how much profit are we going to make off 250 then?
25:0396 pounds.
25:06That's not enough.
25:07Double it.
25:07And we've just got to pay a pound for a cupcake.
25:09She's right.
25:10I reckon 60p.
25:12It's not enough.
25:12I'm telling you.
25:13A hundred and twenty-one.
25:15We'll always get rid of those with the students who that price is.
25:19Girls, 60 pence it is.
25:21You need to organise a stall before lunch break starts to let your customers know there's
25:28alternative fare on offer.
25:31Get going on this.
25:32Get up to IT lab.
25:34Whip up some posters.
25:36All hands on deck.
25:37Come on.
25:37Well, we can't all go.
25:39We'll get behind here.
25:40Someone will have to stay.
25:41Many hands.
25:42Light work.
25:43Et cetera, et cetera.
25:43Sooner you go, sooner you get back.
25:45Don't let the cakes burn.
25:47I won't.
25:49Come on.
25:49Talk about making it easy.
26:08You think we should do this?
26:11Well, without leaving it a chance.
26:14We stopped them making their cakes.
26:16We win.
26:18Miss Winter.
26:18George.
26:35George.
26:37Christine nearly caught me doing your work.
26:39Well, did you manage it?
26:40I guess I made a start.
26:42When's it going to be finished?
26:43George.
26:43How many times do I have to say it?
26:45You can't keep doing this.
26:48Hey.
26:49Maybe we can, like, hide all the cutlery.
26:52No, no, no, no, no.
26:53That'll take too long.
26:54Don't be soft.
26:55Um, right.
26:57There's a fuse box over the other end.
26:59Miss Budgen's always going on about it being dicky.
27:01Oh, yeah.
27:02All right.
27:02We should use the other door.
27:03Look.
27:04It isn't going to work.
27:06This is dishonest.
27:08Not if it's the two of us working as a team.
27:10Are we working as a team?
27:12When I'm doing everything?
27:14Oh, George.
27:15You listen to me.
27:16You are a good language teacher.
27:18You can teach French and German very well.
27:22But Mandarin?
27:23You could maybe order at a Chinese restaurant, but that's it.
27:26You have to tell Christine.
27:28I think she will understand.
27:31Tell her what exactly?
27:33There's been some misunderstanding.
27:35I've been teaching it all term.
27:40I would just make a...
27:42Exactly.
27:43Hey.
27:44We might make a body out of you yet.
27:46In you go.
27:50Mate.
27:51You know what to do.
27:53I'll keep a look out.
27:55OK.
27:55OK.
27:57Look at you.
27:58Anyway, I'm not going to do what you tell me to do or anyone else.
28:02Look, George.
28:04This is not going to work.
28:05Why can't you see that?
28:07A little respect wouldn't go amiss either.
28:09Oh, respect?
28:10Yes.
28:10A small word, but an important one.
28:12Well, how can I respect you when you're doing this?
28:14Look, my dearest lovely, I know you're trying to help, but trust me on this one.
28:19Don't patronise me.
28:21Why don't you get yourself home, make us a lovely meal.
28:24Seriously, you're no help to me here.
28:29You're no use.
28:30Come on.
28:31Off you go.
28:32Hey!
28:50Hey!
28:59What's wrong with Bessie Spencer?
29:02She's not feeling very well. I'll be back in a minute.
29:05Sir, the ovens have been turned off.
29:09That's vile. It's full of salt. Who's been in here?
29:14No idea.
29:16That's what happens when you let our buddy get involved.
29:19Wait, I think I've got an idea. Come on, quick!
29:28Alright lads, let's get busy.
29:30Where have you been?
29:32Yeah, Barry, what happened?
29:34Getting ready to win?
29:35Come on boys!
29:41Hey, is everything okay?
29:44Yeah, we're fine.
29:46What are you boys doing?
29:48Oh, we're collecting junk from people's houses and then flogging it.
29:51It's our business plan. Barry reckons it's a right winner.
29:53Oh.
29:54Really?
29:55Well, if it's junk you're after, I know someone who has a house full of it.
30:00Perfect! Cool!
30:02Well, lads, I'll, er, see you in town, yeah?
30:16Princess?
30:21Riannon! You're making a mess!
30:23Sorry, but we're running out of time.
30:27Where's the bicarb? Has anyone seen it?
30:32I don't care if he's my brother. I'm gonna kill him.
30:34I don't think Connor would have had anything to do with it.
30:37There is, of course, a perfectly reasonable explanation to all of them.
30:44We're baking against the clock, sir, and Maggie said it were all right.
30:47The boys nicked the fusies out of the ovens and homemade,
30:49and then poured salt into our cake mixture.
30:51Glad to see the competitive spirit is alive and well at Waterloo Road.
30:56They're sad and pathetic, and we are gonna slaughter them.
31:05So here it is!
31:08Oh, wait till you see!
31:10He has enough stuff to fill three junk shops.
31:14Hey, is this good club of this?
31:17Are you sure Mr Wounds is okay with us taking all this?
31:19Oh, yes, he's been saying for ages he wants it emptied.
31:22It's just, we wouldn't want to take anything that you want to keep.
31:25Oh, no, it's okay.
31:26Sorted, then.
31:28Let's get cracking.
31:29Well, maybe you could show us, just in case.
31:31No, it's all right.
31:32You can trust us.
31:34If we're not sure, we'll ask.
31:36Okay, I'll get you some boxes.
31:38Here, how much do you want for it all?
31:40Oh, nothing, Connor. Just take it.
31:42Here.
31:50Thanks. We really appreciate it.
31:51Oh, it's no problem. You're helping me.
31:54So is everything good with you?
31:56Oh, you need more boxes. I have them here.
31:58Okay, Mrs Windsor.
31:59Thanks.
32:00Is it okay if I get a drink of water?
32:09Oh, yes, of course.
32:11I suppose junk and stuff just builds up over the years.
32:18Don't realise how much you've got.
32:19Oh, yeah. Mr Windsor is terrible like that.
32:22He never throws away anything.
32:23I've been telling him for ages.
32:25We have to get rid of that stuff.
32:27Thanks.
32:28No, no, I just wanted to make sure.
32:30Barry's the type of person that would clear this house out if you let him.
32:33Really?
32:34Yeah.
32:35An anthology of modern Chinese poetry.
32:40Oh.
32:41I guess it'll be a few years before I can wrap my head around any of this.
32:45Why don't you take it with you?
32:47I think you'll understand more than you think.
32:49You sure?
32:50Yeah.
32:51It's the best way to learn, Kevin.
32:53I'll bring it back.
32:55No, keep it.
33:02Are you sure?
33:05Thanks.
33:09Okay, I reckon that has got everything, otherwise we won't be able to carry it back to school.
33:14And I'll have a shifty round.
33:16Like Kev says, don't take anything else.
33:18Oh, not you as well.
33:19Look, get that Lerotard and be there in a second.
33:25I'll be there.
33:37Viagra.
33:43Georgie Paulie.
33:44You naughty little devil.
33:55so do you miss your family oh well we email and Skype so it's not so bad a lot of people never
34:06go anywhere or do anything you know they stay with what they've got in life and I don't think
34:12I want that I'm ready to move on you know leave all this behind me no I'm sure you'd make a great
34:19life for yourself and you you're so smart have you ever thought about doing something completely
34:29different something that scares you no not really I have a lot this is for you
34:49what does it mean maybe one day you can tell
34:56I think that's us got everything Kevin
35:19watch the corner
35:23hiya what's going on Simon wants an apprentice style boardroom he needs it to be exactly like
35:33the real thing well near enough that's Simon for you their job's worth doing I am so sorry about
35:41earlier well miss spark one should try not to jump to conclusions about what I thought Moira was
35:49Audrey's girlfriend I thought she was gay oh well it's I've got a better yeah thanks for help
36:05Nicky's son she had a bit of a thing with my sister last year oh you are kidding me it's one thing after
36:16another today can't be all bad judging by the size of that engagement ring you must be doing something
36:24right somewhere I'm having to share him with the job at the moment and I can't see that changing anytime
36:29soon maybe you just need to remind him of what he's missing
36:33well what what have you done
36:51hey lads see check this let out would you get that look from Aladdin's cave that's quite impressive
37:04yeah mrs. Benza was very generous so you might as well call the girls and tell them not to bother
37:08this competition's ours let's get these gems to the high street yeah load them up
37:14so are you going to tell them what's going on it's this junk George can't you see you're messing
37:26everything up you're ruining things with your job with us you would have nothing without me
37:30George you said I should show you respect you don't show me any well at least Kevin and the other
37:38boys are nice to me he's a creep oh no the little what George you know you're absolutely right I don't
37:54have any respect for you why would I have anything other than complete contempt for someone who is so
37:59stupid that they let three hormone ravaged Neanderthals run amok in our home
38:04what time is it we're late and if we don't get these out now we won't have time to sell them
38:13we're never going to make enough well what are we going to do then sell each one for a pound
38:18it's the only way you'll make enough to win well apparently nobody can afford that
38:22oh not in the school but they can in town oh thanks Mr. Budgen yeah right now scram I've got
38:29some convalescing to get on with come on top top out
38:35go
38:36what we're talking about
38:44um
38:49please
38:56Hey, do you want to know the best bit?
39:19Georgie's little helpers. We can sell them for a mint.
39:27Come on, lad. That house was weird. It was like she didn't even live there, you know?
39:32Like it wasn't her home, just his. He obviously didn't love her earlier.
39:36What are you doing kissing her?
39:37Well, I didn't know it was going to happen, all right?
39:39Right, well, I'll tell you what. It's going to happen. When Wester Windsor finds out, it's going to kill you.
39:42Yeah, well, let's make sure he doesn't, all right? Don't tell anyone, Connor. I mean it.
39:49Ah. Where are they?
39:55Where are what? My pills, you arrogant little...
39:57I don't have any of your pills! I'm going to ask you this one more time.
40:01If you ask me as many times as you want, I don't have anything!
40:08George? Kevin, you all right?
40:11Did you just batter Kevin?
40:15Er, out!
40:19No.
40:27What happened?
40:29I hadn't touched him, he just fell.
40:32Is that right?
40:33No, I didn't! Just fall!
40:40He fell, I dipped him to the floor, Kevin went, he was booting him.
40:49Mr Windsor!
40:50Mr Windsor!
40:54You're fired!
40:59The boy was trying to humiliate me.
41:00Did you hit him?
41:02Much as I would have liked to, no. I told you, he fell.
41:06George?
41:08He fell! Well, he dived. I wouldn't put it past him.
41:10Give me something to work with.
41:13Are you seriously going to let him get away with this?
41:15He's not the one we're talking about.
41:19You realise how serious this is?
41:20I mean, it's him that you should be dragging in here.
41:22You don't get it, do you?
41:24He's a teenager, you're a grown man, you are a teacher and he is a pupil.
41:28You know, it's always been your problem.
41:31You've never taken responsibility for yourself, you won't even do it now.
41:35Look at the position you've put me in.
41:38I can't believe I'm hearing this.
41:40Are you actually going...
41:42I have to suspend you.
41:44At least until we get things sorted.
41:46And what about my side of the story?
41:47I've just told you that I didn't touch him.
41:50I mean, do you think I would?
41:52All the years you've known me?
41:53Like I say, it'll be investigated, but for now I just need you to go home.
41:56I can't tell you how disappointed I am about this.
42:17I find Kevin.
42:19Did he actually hit you?
42:21Did you tell him what happened between you's two?
42:23No.
42:24He lost it when he found out his pills had gone.
42:28But did he actually touch you?
42:29I mean, push you or something?
42:31He was going to.
42:32And I haven't done anything to him.
42:33That he knows about it.
42:35He can't say he did if he didn't.
42:36He'll lose his job.
42:37Good!
42:39Look, he treats us like we don't matter.
42:41Like we're nothing.
42:42And he treats his wife even worse.
42:43I've seen them together.
42:44His wife that you kissed?
42:46And that's going to make things better.
42:48He deserves everything that's coming to him.
42:51You think?
42:53No, you sound just like Barry.
42:57Think about what you're doing.
42:59So, we have established that posters like these were used to drum up support for the war effort.
43:07Who can tell me what this was called?
43:10Lisa?
43:11Propaganda?
43:12Exactly.
43:14And propaganda is biased and therefore unreliable.
43:18But does that mean it's of no use to us as historians?
43:23No, miss.
43:24It's still useful because it tells us what the government wanted people to think.
43:29Yes, it does, Lisa. Very good.
43:32Okay.
43:33In your pairs, I would like you to work through the rest of the sheet,
43:37deciding on the reliability of each source.
43:44I'm impressed.
43:45It seems we've turned a corner, doesn't it?
43:49Yes, miss.
44:15Kevin, I'll ask you again.
44:18What were you arguing about?
44:19I don't want to say.
44:21Well, I want to know.
44:24What we need to know is whether Mr Windsor hit you.
44:33No.
44:37You're absolutely sure he didn't touch you?
44:39Look, I'm sorry if I made it sound like he did.
44:43But we were arguing and I fell backwards over a chair.
44:46Have you any idea how serious an accusation like this is?
44:49Mr Windsor could have lost his job.
44:51I know.
44:52I know.
44:53I'm sorry.
44:55Well, look, I think the best thing we can do right now,
44:58as long as Mr Windsor agrees, is put this whole thing behind us.
45:01Only to spoil what's been a fantastic day.
45:03It's nearly boardroom time. Off you go.
45:19Won't be much longer.
45:20Kevin said you never touched him.
45:28He fell.
45:32Which is exactly what I told you.
45:36You put yourself in a stupid situation today
45:38and damn near threw your career away because of it,
45:40so I wouldn't sound quite so self-righteous.
45:47Anyway you look at it, today's been a car crash.
45:49Could have gone better.
45:51You can stop packing now, George.
45:55No.
45:58Simon, on the other hand, hasn't put a foot wrong.
46:00In fact he's had such a good day I'm starting to quite like him.
46:04Am I backing the wrong horse here?
46:08No.
46:09No, absolutely not.
46:11So we can start again tomorrow?
46:16Yeah, of course.
46:18Good.
46:20Because you and the Mandarin initiative could be all I have.
46:22What's this about you and Windsor?
46:23What?
46:24More chatting.
46:25More chatting.
46:26More chatting.
46:27Oh, it feels nothing.
46:28Oh, yeah.
46:29Like the lit and fuses and the salt and the icing.
46:30What?
46:31No, no, I never touched the icing.
46:32Er, come off here.
46:33We all know you did.
46:34Cheaters.
46:35Cheat!
46:36Cheat!
46:37Cheat!
46:38Cheat!
46:39Cheat!
46:40Cheat!
46:41Cheat, cheat!
46:42Cheat!
46:43Cheat!
46:44Cheat!
46:45Cheat, cheat!
46:46Cheat!
46:47Cheat, cheat, cheat!
46:48All right.
46:50Mr Loseley will see you now.
46:51Here we go.
46:52Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
46:58All right.
46:59Mr Loseley will see you now.
47:01Here we go.
47:07Come on in.
47:12Sit in your two teams, please.
47:16Where's Windsor?
47:18Already been escorted off the premises.
47:20That was a misunderstanding and it's all been cleared up now.
47:34Please.
47:36Come on.
47:44Come on.
47:50Afternoon, teams.
47:52Good afternoon.
47:53Lord Loseley.
47:56Right. Before we get to the results, how do you think it went?
47:59We had a setback early on and I think we did really well to come back from it.
48:03Good.
48:04Gents.
48:05We coined it, sir. That's what it's all about, isn't it?
48:08Yeah. That and cheating.
48:09They can't say that.
48:10All right. Settle down.
48:12Right then.
48:13The results.
48:29The girls returned a profit of £95.60.
48:32Excellent effort.
48:42But the boys, with minimal expenditure, have taken it with an impressive return of £132.
48:48Boys, you're hired.
48:49And you're fired.
48:50Yeah.
48:51We can't say cheated.
48:52At least we can live with ourselves.
48:53Whatever.
48:54Right, tonight there'll be a barbecue at the schoolhouse paid for by the start-up budget.
49:01The idea being that the losers would serve the winners by way of forfeit.
49:07However, we've decided to pick the names at random.
49:10Sonia?
49:20Connor.
49:24Barry.
49:26And...
49:27Kevin!
49:28That's not funny.
49:29How about that?
49:30I heard a whisper about certain tactics that might have been used, but, to be honest,
49:40I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.
49:43Well, we still won?
49:44Yeah, and I'm sure it'll still look like that when you're waiting on us hand and foot.
49:51Looks like it went well.
49:53You did it, and I'm very proud of you.
49:55Well, they did it, didn't you?
49:57Oh, it was me!
49:58Yes!
49:59I might have helped him a little bit, though.
50:00Catch you later.
50:02Mr Windsor?
50:04Wait.
50:05I wanted to say, though, I'm sorry.
50:07You should be.
50:09Yeah, well, if you weren't such a miserable sod, then maybe people would like you.
50:12None of this would have happened.
50:16Maybe your wife would like you, too.
50:18What?
50:19Moira!
50:20Really?
50:21Oh, no.
50:22What?
50:23I'm sorry to share all my problems with you, but I've just had some bad news.
50:24My husband said to go into hospital.
50:25Oh, poor thing.
50:26Well, you'd better reply.
50:27Sorry, Moira.
50:28Can I help?
50:29What are you going to tell?
50:30Stupid old bint.
50:31She's falling for it.
50:32Are you two going to come to the barbecue?
50:33Schoolhouse kids are very welcome to join.
50:34Oh, no.
50:35I'm sorry to share all my problems with you, but I've just had some bad news.
50:37My husband said to go into hospital.
50:39Oh, poor thing.
50:40Well, you'd better reply.
50:48Sorry, Moira.
50:49Can I help?
50:51What are you going to tell?
50:52Stupid old bint.
50:53She's falling for it.
50:57Are you two going to come to the barbecue?
51:00Schoolhouse kids are very welcome to join.
51:03Yeah.
51:04That'd be great.
51:05Thanks.
51:06Good answer.
51:07Right.
51:08Come on, then.
51:09How are you?
51:10Give us a hand with a salad.
51:22Right.
51:23Serve that lot out and don't drop any.
51:25Oi, garçon.
51:26Over here.
51:27Do you want to eat it or wear it?
51:29I don't think the service is very good round to you girls.
51:31Burgers?
51:32Anybody want a burger?
51:33I reckon they're natural as a lot of them.
51:36Born to serve.
51:38Put vocation found at last.
51:41Well, we look like idiots.
51:42Burger?
51:43Yeah.
51:44Anybody want a burger?
51:45I just wanted to say thanks for earlier.
51:47Your advice.
51:48Glad you got it sorted.
51:50If I could have your attention for a second, please.
51:53I have to admit I had one or two doubts about today.
51:59I wasn't sure we could make it work.
52:01But thanks to Simon Loseley, and his quite scary enthusiasm,
52:07determination and faith in you all, it did.
52:10So, let's hear it for Mr Loseley.
52:12CHEERING
52:13Those.
52:14They've gone.
52:15They were in me, Jackie.
52:16Yeah, I gave them to Mr Windsor.
52:17I was out of all of what you did taking them.
52:18Right, cos I got money off them.
52:19What is wrong with you?
52:20Nothing.
52:21Just when I think that you're learning how to be one of us,
52:22you're going to pull something like this,
52:23you will never be a buddy.
52:24Maybe I don't want to be.
52:25Hey, we're starving over to you.
52:26You know, who's to say that we can't make house clearances and recycling an ongoing thing?
52:28It's a great way of generating income.
52:29Well, after today I couldn't argue.
52:30But I can't do it.
52:31I can't do it.
52:32I can't do it.
52:33I can't do it.
52:34I can't do it.
52:35I can't do it.
52:36I can't do it.
52:37Well, I can't do it.
52:38I can't do it.
52:39I can't do it.
52:40I can't do it.
52:41I can't do it.
52:42I can't do it.
52:43I can't do it.
52:44Just putting house and recycling an ongoing thing.
52:46It's a great way of generating income.
52:48Well, after today I couldn't argue.
52:50But I hear George, mate.
52:52Apparently his decanter collection's not what it used to be.
52:55You can shaft a whole lot of it online.
52:57It's easy.
52:58Yeah, it's worth looking into.
52:59It's a yes from me.
53:01Look into it.
53:14I thought we might open this, if you wanted, to celebrate my appointment as deputy head.
53:33I thought you looked gorgeous today at the barbeque. You were the best there. Is everyone alright?
53:59Yeah.
54:04Dynasty. Time to get your skates on. Party's over.
54:08OK.
54:15You know that American Uni thing you got today?
54:19No, that wasn't for me.
54:21Yeah.
54:24Maybe we should think about where we want to go.
54:27It's a big world out there.
54:30Yeah.
54:31That's what I was thinking.
54:33We could try Edinburgh.
54:35It's a bit far, but it's meant to be pretty good, eh?
54:39Yeah.
54:40Yeah, we should.
54:42I'll see you later.
54:55Well, Miss Spark, this is a pleasant surprise. I thought you weren't staying over tonight. I thought you said the flat was too dirty.
55:11Well, maybe I like dirty.
55:14Where can you be?
55:16I wait patiently.
55:17My heart cries out.
55:18Pain inside.
55:19Where can you be?
55:20I wait patiently.
55:21My heart cries out.
55:22Pain inside.
55:23Where can you be?
55:24I wait patiently.
55:25When you're alone.
55:26The going gets rough.
55:27Kevin.
55:28Your voice follow.
55:29Your dreams.
55:30Princess.
55:31Make me a queen.
55:32Happy again.
55:33Hear my cry.
55:34The nation leaves
55:36When you're alone
55:40The going gets rough
55:44Come back, come back, come back
55:46Your voice follow
55:48Your dreams
55:50Princess
55:52Make me a queen
55:56Happy again
55:58Hear my cry
56:02He's my king
56:06Ooh
56:08Ooh
56:10Mmm
56:12Mmm
56:14Mmm
56:16Mmm
56:18Mmm
56:20Mmm
56:22Mmm
56:24Mmm
56:26Mmm
56:28Mmm
56:30Mmm
56:36I can't believe how well that went
56:38Me neither
56:39No, I meant today
56:42Seriously, that was great
56:44Well, anything you put your mind to, Simon Laisley, it happens
56:48What?
56:50So, if I were to put my mind into something happening, say, a Saturday after the end of term
56:58Like, getting married, for instance
57:02You reckon that'll happen too?
57:04It's been a long time since I met you
57:06Don't even know what I'll find when I get to you
57:12But suddenly now
57:14I know where I belong
57:16It's many hundred miles
57:18And it won't be long
57:22It won't be long
57:24It won't be long
57:26It won't be long
57:28It won't be long
57:30It won't be long
57:32Guys, you've got two free periods to get Waterloo Junction up and running
57:36It needs to look as slick as possible, yeah?
57:38Wow, that looks amazing, girls
57:40Well, at least we can all get a go to the party, then
57:42So, what?
57:43Have you got a date then, Rhiannon?
57:45No
57:46Did you leave?
57:47It's boring!
57:49Do you want to go to the party with me?
57:53Give me your phone
57:55Call me later, yeah?
57:57You've left him already
57:58I was going to, but...
58:00You can't change your mind
58:02He got up my credit cards
58:03If she is giving her number off that easy
58:05What else will she give?
58:06What?
58:07You were going to ask her for a picture
58:09And then you were going to send it to me
58:11Hey!
58:12Hey!
58:13Hey!
58:14Hey!
58:15Hey!