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00:00Just a veggie sandwich please. Would you like some extra protein for the little one in your belly?
00:11Great, good idea. Grilled chicken, please.
00:22Jesse? Store-bought sandwiches. Shouldn't you be watching your budget?
00:29Mom, please give that back. That's all the money that I have for me and the baby.
00:35Stop being lazy, Isabelle. Besides, there are special government programs for low-income single mothers.
00:44So don't worry. You can pamper yourself with everyone else's hard-earned tax dollars soon enough.
00:51Please give it back.
00:54Back off, skank. I don't want to catch whatever loser disease we have.
00:59You're such a close!
01:05I can't believe I'm going to be forever known as your sister!
01:09What a tragedy!
01:11I should totally be compensated from a mental distress.
01:15You're a curse!
01:17Isabelle, are you okay?
01:24You should call with your boyfriend or whatever.
01:28Wait, who is it?
01:30Seriously, you should really call the father right now.
01:34Hurry!
01:35I'm afraid I don't have better news.
01:43He needs coronary bypass surgery and his insurance will not cover it.
01:47Out of pocket, it's going to be close to $500,000.
01:52Where on earth am I supposed to get half a million dollars?
01:59First dad passed when I was little.
02:03Then mom remarried and doesn't even seem to like me anymore.
02:07Grandpa's been my only true family.
02:09If I could raise the money just somehow, you wouldn't need to stay here.
02:14If mom won't save her own father, then it's up to me to do something.
02:25Isabelle, I have finally found you.
02:29I am here to pay for your grandfather's surgery.
02:33Under one condition.
02:35You must be my grandson's magic bride.
02:51This is my grandson, your husband-to-be.
02:54What's wrong with him?
02:57He's been in a coma.
02:59Isabelle, I saw it in my dreams.
03:02I felt it in the presence of my crystals.
03:05Your signs and numbers align perfectly.
03:08The universe wills it.
03:10This is beyond luck.
03:12Beyond kismet.
03:14Through the consummation of your union,
03:17he will wake and return to us.
03:19Reconnecting to this life through your physical atonement.
03:26Fate brought you to us.
03:28Consummation?
03:30Consummation?
03:31Are you saying that you want me to have sex with your comatose grandson?
03:37Of course.
03:38I've never done anything.
03:41I'm still a virgin.
03:43Of course.
03:44As is my grandson.
03:46I mean.
03:46Maybe we should wait until he wakes up.
03:52And then that way he can consent.
03:54And maybe we could go to dinner first.
03:58Drink this.
03:59It will only work if you both partake.
04:02If I do this,
04:11you'll pay me $500,000.
04:13Once you consummate the marriage,
04:16the money will be transferred to your account.
04:18Do not doubt this child.
04:20It's meant to be.
04:21My spiritual advisors have read the omens.
04:24Tonight's the night.
04:25Embrace your destiny.
04:27This certainly isn't the wedding night that every girl dreams of.
04:40But I'd do anything to save grandpa.
04:48And maybe Julia and her advisors know what they're talking about.
04:53I could be helping him.
04:55I guess that's it.
05:23My duty's done.
05:25Well, I always imagined my first time would be awkward.
05:28But with a comatose guy,
05:31not exactly the fairytale I grew up with.
05:34But hey, it's...
05:36I guess he's kind of handsome from what I can see in the darkness.
05:47Who are you?
05:48What are you doing?
05:49I'm your magic bride.
05:51Magic bride.
05:55I'm not married.
05:56What's going on?
05:57Why is it so dark?
05:58Your grandma is awake.
06:00Oh, praise the gods and all the architects.
06:02It worked.
06:03The universe heard me.
06:05My grandson is back.
06:07Oh, darling.
06:08You're home.
06:10Yeah.
06:10Yeah.
06:11It worked, Juliet.
06:12About our arrangement.
06:15Of course, my dear.
06:16Of course.
06:23Grandpa, you're gonna be okay.
06:25It's all going to work out.
06:28Did you pay her to have sex with me?
06:30Oh, sweetheart.
06:31It's not what you think.
06:32The stars aligned and...
06:34I don't know you nor do I wish you.
06:36Get out!
06:37Now!
06:38Grandpa!
06:47I got the money.
06:48We can go through with the suture.
06:50Isabella, listen to me.
06:52I am old.
06:53I won't have you waste your money on me.
06:56The world is your stage now.
06:59Keep singing your songs.
07:01I will hear them in heaven.
07:03Come on.
07:10That's okay.
07:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:15What did you do?
07:16What?
07:17Please, come on.
07:19Help!
07:20Somebody help us!
07:21Please!
07:22I'll be watching over you.
07:29No!
07:30Oh, no!
07:31No!
07:32Grandpa!
07:39Miss Kaufman, you're pregnant.
07:45I'm... what?
07:50I've lost Grandpa.
07:51This baby will be the only family I have left in this world.
07:55Isabella, the father really needs to be here to take care of you both.
07:58Um, wait, is this him?
08:00I'll call now.
08:01I'll call now.
08:02Okay.
08:13Bro, Grandma's in the coffee shop.
08:16Not in here.
08:17Let's go.
08:18We're late!
08:19We're late!
08:21That man looks so familiar.
08:25No need to call him.
08:29I don't know you nor do I wish to.
08:30Get out!
08:31Now!
08:32What's the point?
08:33He hates me.
08:35He won't take care of me and my baby.
08:37He probably doesn't even realize we had sex that night.
08:40I'm okay.
08:41I'm okay.
08:55No visitors.
08:56Um, a guest at your hotel ordered these?
08:59I'm sorry.
09:00Mr. Vargas is about to arrive.
09:01Nobody else gets in.
09:03Mr. Vargas?
09:06You live under a rock?
09:08Mr. Vargas, the world's biggest music producer.
09:10He owns this hotel.
09:11We have a dress code, too.
09:13Fortunately, green vest ain't gonna cut it, sweetheart.
09:17Please, this is a rush order.
09:19If I'm late, then it comes out of my pay.
09:21Please let me in.
09:22Please.
09:27Fine.
09:29No vest.
09:30Will you let me in now?
09:31Will you let me in now?
09:32Are you mocking me?
09:34Shh.
09:35Jude, let me stop.
09:36I guess it's here.
09:37Okay.
09:54Four minutes.
09:55Did I get my orders about to expire?
09:57I can't waste any more time trying to track down this magic, right?
10:00Grandma was sure she was a student at that school.
10:04We had solid leads.
10:06If she really is this magical, faded soulmate like Grandma said,
10:09then she should just fall out of the sky.
10:21Is it him?
10:22My sleepy husband?
10:30I can't do that.
10:31I can't do that.
10:32I can't do that.
10:33I can't.
10:34I can't do it.
10:35I can't do it.
10:36I can't do it.
10:37Apologies, Mr. Vargas.
10:38We ran you, lady.
10:39You're going too long to listen to us.
10:40Help.
10:41Help.
10:42Help.
10:47You want to keep my security here?
10:49Yes, sir.
10:50Mr. Vargas.
10:51Mr. Vargas.
10:52You're fired?
10:53Please, sir.
10:54Please, Mr. Vargas.
10:55Mr. Vargas, no!
10:57No!
10:59No!
11:01Sleepy husband?
11:03What did you just call me?
11:05Are you my husband?
11:11Sorry, I don't think we've met.
11:13Sleepy husband's some new slang.
11:15I've been a bit out of the loop.
11:17I...
11:19Forget it.
11:21It's nice to meet you, little mama.
11:25Is that actually him?
11:27He looks so much like...
11:29No way.
11:31Come on, Isabel, wake up.
11:33Mr. Vargas can't be my sleepy husband.
11:35Or my baby's dad.
11:39Crap, my delivery!
11:47I still can't believe grandma found you a magic bride eight months ago?
11:51What does that even mean?
11:53And are you legally married now?
11:55Yeah.
11:57Look, grandma's got her ways.
11:59A lot of powerful people owe her favors.
12:01Plus, she can forge my signature blindfold.
12:07But seriously though.
12:09We're in a coma and still getting laid.
12:11Only my brother can score well on freaking life support.
12:15Mr. Vargas, you're sparking water.
12:27Grandma's never been shy about her desire for her eldest grandchild to father and heir.
12:31Well, grandma tried.
12:33But I kicked out the whore the second I woke up.
12:35But I'll have the divorce as soon as I find her.
12:37So, what you're saying is you're essentially single and ready to mingle.
12:41There's a lot of talented ladies in here tonight.
12:45These lovely singers are all anxious to audition for you.
13:01And boy can they sing.
13:03Trust me.
13:05Those two girls on the end?
13:07They like to share the same mic, if you know what I mean.
13:11Not interested.
13:16Hey man, are you sure you're not still in a coma?
13:18I developed singers, not prostitutes.
13:21Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to this room?
13:24Me?
13:25What about you?
13:27God, this place is like a maze.
13:41Oh, that's your time, bro.
13:43I'm pretty sure she's already taken.
13:45Like, thoroughly taken.
13:47It's a shame to see a woman so late in her pregnancy still having to work so hard.
13:51Where's her husband?
13:53Probably a deadbeat.
13:55We're dead.
13:56Which means you still have a chance.
13:58The things that go through your mind and out your mouth astound me.
14:13Great.
14:14Can you drink it all?
14:16Olivia?
14:23Andrew's in room 191.
14:28Gonna make our grandma's dream come true.
14:34It'll be my pleasure.
14:53Why am I so hot all of a sudden?
15:04Room 161.
15:06Gosh, finally.
15:10Hello?
15:11Your delivery's here.
15:15What are you doing?
15:16Like my gift?
15:17She's really talented.
15:18You should hear her sing.
15:19Trust me.
15:20How much did he pay you?
15:21Oh, my boss, that's the price.
15:22$500 tip built in.
15:23That's cheap.
15:24Even for Santiago.
15:25You're pregnant.
15:26You should have saved me.
15:27You should have saved me.
15:28You should have saved me.
15:29You should have saved me.
15:30You should have saved me.
15:31You're so talented.
15:32You should have saved me.
15:33You're so talented.
15:34You should hear her sing.
15:35Trust me.
15:36How much did he pay you?
15:37Oh, my boss, that's the price.
15:38$500 tip built in.
15:39Oh, my geez.
15:40Now what are you doing?
15:41You should have saved me.
15:42Oh, my boy.
15:43Oh, my boy!
15:44Oh, my boy.
15:45Oh, my boy.
15:48Oh, my boy.
15:51Oh, yeah.
15:52Oh, my boy.
15:53I'ma...
15:54I'ma...
15:55I'ma...
15:56You're pregnant.
15:57You should have saved me more than that discount rate.
16:01$500 is your idea for discounted rate?
16:06It was a big job for me.
16:08job for me. Are you good at your job? Of course. Everyone's rated me five stars so far. You ask
16:16people to rate you? Yeah, I mean, I need to make money for my baby. And I don't have any problem
16:21asking for ratings or reviews. And even though I'm pregnant, I get a lot of orders. Daily.
16:29I can't be good for your baby. Hey, don't tell me how to be a mom.
16:34I think you should go. You still haven't paid me.
16:38Fine. Is this what you want?
16:46She smells so familiar.
17:03What are you doing? I'm pregnant.
17:06What am I doing? Even drugged. I can't do this to a pregnant woman. I'm not an animal.
17:14Okay, let's call your husband.
17:18What?
17:19Or your baby's father. It's late. Let's get you home.
17:22Why don't you answer it? Is it your wife?
17:43He's not answering. Satisfied.
17:54Don't you do anything to me. I'm a married woman.
17:58How can your husband let you do this kind of work?
18:00It's none of your business, you perv.
18:03I'll pay up.
18:04Why would I pay you for a service I didn't want?
18:08Go home.
18:09Now.
18:13Wait!
18:14You still owe me for the flowers!
18:17That's $500, you jerk!
18:19Santiago said he'd be in room 191, but there is no room 191.
18:26I can't believe he gets better than Mr. Ruggins.
18:30And why shouldn't I?
18:31Our families are already friends.
18:33I just had Santiago give it a little lunch.
18:35Wait, so you drug him?
18:38Don't make it sound so bad.
18:40I just wanted our night to be exciting.
18:47Olivia, is that him?
18:57What was she doing in there?
18:59Shameless little slut.
19:01Fraggy? Trying to steal my future husband?
19:04Not today, bitch.
19:05Not today!
19:08What are you doing?
19:09Get in there, you dirty whore!
19:11No!
19:13Ah!
19:19What do you want from me?
19:23Olivia said to me.
19:25You were on last season's Pitch Perfect Contest.
19:30You are a nobody who's trying to steal my spot in line.
19:34Do you really think seducing Andrew Vargas will get you a spot on his label?
19:38I don't even know him!
19:40Stop lying! We saw you!
19:41You were in a room alone with him.
19:44But you didn't know him?
19:45Try again, girl.
19:46You must be mistaken.
19:48Please just let me go.
19:50Don't hurt me. I'm pregnant.
19:52All right.
19:53Everybody, let's just calm down.
19:55Okay.
20:08It's nothing personal.
20:11You just don't want to listen to weepy songs from some randle pregnant chicks.
20:16My baby's coming, please.
20:25Call 911.
20:27I need to get to a hospital.
20:29The world doesn't need another bastard child.
20:32My baby's not a bastard. I have a husband.
20:35Nobody believes you.
20:43Save me, husband.
20:45Save our baby.
20:51No one's gonna save you, bitch.
20:56Here, this will take the edge off what I slipped you earlier.
20:59Sorry, I thought you'd like it.
21:02I just want to be sure you had a good time. It won't happen again.
21:05Bro, your wife is calling.
21:12I don't want to talk to her.
21:14Pick up the phone, man.
21:24Hello?
21:26Hi.
21:27What are you doing? Hang up.
21:33Please, don't hang up. I'm about to get back to our child.
21:37You're pregnant?
21:39Your pride really is magical.
21:41I got pregnant that night and I didn't want to bother you, but I'm about to give birth.
21:46Where are you?
21:47Marcus building.
21:48I'm downtown.
21:49In his room, first floor.
21:51You're here? I'll be right there.
21:53My husband's gonna be here any minute.
21:57Does anyone here look scared?
22:05And what does your hubby do?
22:07He must be super elite if he still needs his wife working this late into her pregnancy.
22:13A real captain of industry, this guy.
22:16You never know.
22:17Maybe he's some rich dude with a sick fetish for the street track.
22:20Remember, this is your fault.
22:30Consequences of seducing my man.
22:33Ali, maybe that's enough?
22:35She's a scheming little slut who's trying to steal Ali's man.
22:38She deserves this.
22:40But what if her husband really is coming?
22:42I don't care if her husband is Mr. Vargas himself.
22:48I don't give a fuck!
22:50Now watch me take care of her bastard.
22:53Really, I'm just doing a favor.
22:57Where are you, husband?
22:59You're a baby and I need you?
23:01Mr. Vargas, the ladies room is right there.
23:05Mr. Vargas?
23:06No way.
23:07Mr. Vargas, what a coincidence.
23:08I've got a new dyno, do you want to see it?
23:09Is there a pregnant girl in there?
23:11No one's in there.
23:13Well...
23:15Move!
23:17Uh, but, but sir, it's the ladies room.
23:20That's right, Mr. Vargas.
23:21It's not good for a reputation.
23:22I don't know.
23:23I don't know.
23:24I don't know.
23:25I don't know.
23:26I don't know.
23:27I don't know.
23:28I don't know.
23:29I don't know.
23:30I don't know.
23:31I don't know.
23:32I don't know.
23:33I don't know.
23:34I don't know.
23:35It's a good reputation to go barging into a famous restaurant, right?
23:39Who's in there?
23:40Nobody.
23:41What's going on here?
23:43Is there a girl in there or not?
23:45Take him away.
23:46Don't talk to me!
23:48Do you know who I am?
23:50Let's go see what's going on with your wife and child.
23:52No one's in the bathroom!
23:55Oh my god.
23:56I'm so screwed.
24:05It's the first floor washer, right?
24:10See?
24:11I told you no one was in there.
24:15If Andrew is coming...
24:18You're lucky Mr. Vargas is here.
24:21Mr. Vargas is coming?
24:23Not my husband.
24:25Don't tell me that jerk is part of their group.
24:28There's no time.
24:29I gotta get to the hospital.
24:36No one here but us.
24:37We got a call.
24:38Maybe this was a prank.
24:40Oh, that it was this room and you're the only ones here.
24:43Did one of you make the call?
24:45Mr. Vargas.
24:46It's your grandma.
24:47She's lost.
24:48What?
24:49It must be your Alzheimer's acting epidemic.
24:52Let's go.
24:54I can't find my granddaughter.
24:55She's been gone for eight months.
24:57I knew he wouldn't care for me and my baby.
25:01I forgot her name.
25:02Whenever I'm close to her, she's gone again.
25:05Can you help me find her?
25:17Uh...
25:19Oll-
25:28Hold an ambulance.
25:29She needs help.
25:30Bye-bye.
25:34my magic ride there you are great Godfrey you're pregnant don't worry
25:44child I'm here now
25:52my dear you're awake don't worry you're doing fine and your babies are doing
25:58great too babies you're pregnant with twins our family has been cursed without
26:06an heir but you've changed our stars but where have you been and why are we only
26:11now learning about your babies I didn't have the money for a checkup money money
26:19is the last thing you need to be concerned about in this family I'll have
26:25my grandson why are you 10 million dollars right now 10 million dollars do
26:31you not realize who your husband is listen closely my dear heart you are a
26:39billion-dollar wife and your babies are our billion-dollar heirs because your
26:45husband is a billionaire the heir of
26:51and it's a Anthony Valdez no no Antonio Vader oh wait my brain is failing it's
27:08the old-timers oh you probably think I'm some weird old dingbat no you tried to
27:17save my grandfather's life I have nothing but gratitude to you nothing
27:23will ever change that even if I forget everything I'll never forget how I found
27:30you you are so precious my darling oh it's your husband calling grandma I've been
27:41calling and calling where are you I have good news I found your wife I'm with her
27:46now oh but you don't know your wife wait he should hear this from her not me just
27:55come home your magic bride has a surprise for you great I've got a surprise for her
28:00too I have a singing contest today I don't know if I can meet him don't worry he'll wait for you
28:15where's your singing contest South Bay University meet your wife at South Bay University all right
28:23if he doesn't like me and our babies he could reject me like he did eight months ago do you
28:31really want to divorce your magic ride pretending to be pregnant how could I be married to a fraud
28:36like her how could I even gotten her pregnant I was in a coma look you haven't seen her since
28:41that night what if you like her impossible what if she's exactly your type like that little mama you
28:48met pregnant girls already married so if she wasn't married you'd be interested she's I don't like her
29:04job what's her job you sent her to my room what are you talking about never mind I'm dissolving the
29:11marriage yeah I don't believe in magic let's go to that university like my dress Holly wow Ollie look
29:20amazing yeah you really do have it all beautiful voice beautiful face an incredible body are you blind you
29:31still pregnant I see what are you doing here you miss me aching for another beating you pervert
29:40I'm a student here Isabel Kaufman you guys she's a slut who was about to give a birth in a dining hall
29:48God some people just don't know how to stay down I'm late for the competition
29:53please you're competing with me you look at you such a loser redneck I bet your baby daddy is just as
30:03gross as you are go back to the boonies hillbilly marry your brother or cousin whatever you people do
30:10you don't deserve to be at the same stage as Olivia I'm sleeping today and there's nothing that
30:15you can do to stop me stubborn bitch looks like someone has a bad memory
30:21Mr. Marcus are you a student here yes slut you're a student but you're still working as a yeah I mean I need money for me and school and babies and you still owe me $500
30:39I need to buy a dress for the contest where's your husband why isn't he supporting you
30:45Mr. Marcus get your husband here right now I want to talk to him I'm going to teach that son of a bitch a lesson on how to properly treat his wife
30:53why does he care so much he probably thinks and
31:13pathetic pregnant girl who no one loves what a snob oh i have a husband technically
31:24he'll be here very soon are you here
31:31i'm here where are you
31:43let's meet in the cafeteria i have to meet someone right now are you all good here
31:55i'm also meeting someone right now mr important guy
32:02what do you think she looks like i don't know i don't care
32:07looks like you've got a stalker
32:08uh you're here i am and you are i'm here to meet my husband oh perfect i'll be able to meet him at
32:20the same and kill two birds with one stone you want to sit
32:28table six let me know when you're here
32:34i'm here
32:35i'm here
32:39you are my my wife
32:41you
32:45you
32:47you
32:49you
32:51you
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