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00:00Just a veggie sandwich please. Would you like some extra protein for the little one in your belly?
00:11Great, good idea. Grilled chicken, please.
00:22Jesse? Store-bought sandwiches. Shouldn't you be watching your budget?
00:29Mom, please give that back. That's all the money that I have for me and the baby.
00:35Stop being lazy, Isabelle. Besides, there are special government programs for low-income single mothers.
00:44So don't worry. You can pamper yourself with everyone else's hard-earned tax dollars soon enough.
00:51Please give it back.
00:54Back off, skank. I don't want to catch whatever loser disease we have.
00:59You're such a close!
01:05I can't believe I'm going to be forever known as your sister!
01:09What a tragedy!
01:11I should totally be compensated from a mental distress.
01:15You're a curse!
01:17Isabelle, are you okay?
01:24You should call with your boyfriend or whatever.
01:28Wait, who is it?
01:30Seriously, you should really call the father right now.
01:34Hurry!
01:35I'm afraid I don't have better news.
01:43He needs coronary bypass surgery and his insurance will not cover it.
01:47Out of pocket, it's going to be close to $500,000.
01:52Where on earth am I supposed to get half a million dollars?
01:59First dad passed when I was little.
02:03Then mom remarried and doesn't even seem to like me anymore.
02:07Grandpa's been my only true family.
02:09If I could raise the money just somehow, you wouldn't need to stay here.
02:14If mom won't save her own father, then it's up to me to do something.
02:25Isabelle, I have finally found you.
02:29I am here to pay for your grandfather's surgery.
02:33Under one condition.
02:35You must be my grandson's magic bride.
02:51This is my grandson, your husband-to-be.
02:54What's wrong with him?
02:57He's been in a coma.
02:59Isabelle, I saw it in my dreams.
03:02I felt it in the presence of my crystals.
03:05Your signs and numbers align perfectly.
03:08The universe wills it.
03:10This is beyond luck.
03:12Beyond kismet.
03:14Through the consummation of your union,
03:17he will wake and return to us.
03:19Reconnecting to this life through your physical atonement.
03:26Fate brought you to us.
03:28Consummation?
03:30Consummation?
03:31Are you saying that you want me to have sex with your comatose grandson?
03:37Of course.
03:38I've never done anything.
03:41I'm still a virgin.
03:43Of course.
03:44As is my grandson.
03:46I mean.
03:46Maybe we should wait until he wakes up.
03:52And then that way he can consent.
03:54And maybe we could go to dinner first.
03:58Drink this.
03:59It will only work if you both partake.
04:02If I do this,
04:11you'll pay me $500,000.
04:13Once you consummate the marriage,
04:16the money will be transferred to your account.
04:18Do not doubt this child.
04:20It's meant to be.
04:21My spiritual advisors have read the omens.
04:24Tonight's the night.
04:25Embrace your destiny.
04:27This certainly isn't the wedding night that every girl dreams of.
04:40But I'd do anything to save grandpa.
04:48And maybe Julia and her advisors know what they're talking about.
04:53I could be helping him.
04:55I guess that's it.
05:23My duty's done.
05:25Well, I always imagined my first time would be awkward.
05:28But with a comatose guy,
05:31not exactly the fairytale I grew up with.
05:34But hey, it's...
05:36I guess he's kind of handsome from what I can see in the darkness.
05:47Who are you?
05:48What are you doing?
05:49I'm your magic bride.
05:51Magic bride.
05:55I'm not married.
05:56What's going on?
05:57Why is it so dark?
05:58Your grandma is awake.
06:00Oh, praise the gods and all the architects.
06:02It worked.
06:03The universe heard me.
06:05My grandson is back.
06:07Oh, darling.
06:08You're home.
06:10Yeah.
06:10Yeah.
06:11It worked, Juliet.
06:12About our arrangement.
06:15Of course, my dear.
06:16Of course.
06:23Grandpa, you're gonna be okay.
06:25It's all going to work out.
06:28Did you pay her to have sex with me?
06:30Oh, sweetheart.
06:31It's not what you think.
06:32The stars aligned and...
06:34I don't know you nor do I wish you.
06:36Get out!
06:37Now!
06:38Grandpa!
06:47I got the money.
06:48We can go through with the suture.
06:50Isabella, listen to me.
06:52I am old.
06:53I won't have you waste your money on me.
06:56The world is your stage now.
06:59Keep singing your songs.
07:01I will hear them in heaven.
07:03Come on.
07:10That's okay.
07:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:15What did you do?
07:16What?
07:17Please, come on.
07:19Help!
07:20Somebody help us!
07:21Please!
07:22I'll be watching over you.
07:29No!
07:30Oh, no!
07:31No!
07:32Grandpa!
07:39Miss Kaufman, you're pregnant.
07:45I'm... what?
07:50I've lost Grandpa.
07:51This baby will be the only family I have left in this world.
07:55Isabella, the father really needs to be here to take care of you both.
07:58Um, wait, is this him?
08:00I'll call now.
08:01I'll call now.
08:02Okay.
08:13Bro, Grandma's in the coffee shop.
08:16Not in here.
08:17Let's go.
08:18We're late!
08:19We're late!
08:21That man looks so familiar.
08:25No need to call him.
08:29I don't know you nor do I wish to.
08:30Get out!
08:31Now!
08:32What's the point?
08:33He hates me.
08:35He won't take care of me and my baby.
08:37He probably doesn't even realize we had sex that night.
08:40I'm okay.
08:41I'm okay.
08:55No visitors.
08:56Um, a guest at your hotel ordered these?
08:59I'm sorry.
09:00Mr. Vargas is about to arrive.
09:01Nobody else gets in.
09:03Mr. Vargas?
09:06You live under a rock?
09:08Mr. Vargas, the world's biggest music producer.
09:10He owns this hotel.
09:11We have a dress code, too.
09:13Fortunately, green vest ain't gonna cut it, sweetheart.
09:17Please, this is a rush order.
09:19If I'm late, then it comes out of my pay.
09:21Please let me in.
09:22Please.
09:27Fine.
09:29No vest.
09:30Will you let me in now?
09:31Will you let me in now?
09:32Are you mocking me?
09:34Shh.
09:35Jude, let me stop.
09:36I guess it's here.
09:37Okay.
09:54Four minutes.
09:55Did I get my orders about to expire?
09:57I can't waste any more time trying to track down this magic, right?
10:00Grandma was sure she was a student at that school.
10:04We had solid leads.
10:06If she really is this magical, faded soulmate like Grandma said,
10:09then she should just fall out of the sky.
10:21Is it him?
10:22My sleepy husband?
10:31I don't care.
10:36Apologies, Mr Vargas.
10:37We're on you, lady.
10:38You're going to learn to listen to us.
10:40Help.
10:49Do you see my security here?
10:50Yes, sir.
10:51Mr Vargas.
10:52You're fine.
10:53Please, sir. Please, Mr. Vargas.
10:55Mr. Vargas, no!
10:57No!
10:59No!
11:01Sleepy husband?
11:03What did you just call me?
11:05Are you my husband?
11:11Sorry, I don't think we've met.
11:13Sleepy husband's some new slang. I've been a bit out of the loop.
11:17I...
11:19Forget it. It's nice to meet you, little mama.
11:23Is that actually him?
11:27He looks so much like...
11:29No way.
11:31Come on, Isabel. Wake up.
11:33Mr. Vargas can't be my sleepy husband.
11:35Or my baby step.
11:39Crap, my delivery!
11:47I still can't believe Grandma found you a magic bride eight months ago?
11:51What does that even mean?
11:53And are you legally married now?
11:55Yeah.
11:57Look, Grandma's got her ways.
11:59A lot of powerful people owe her favors.
12:01Plus, she can forge my signature blindfold.
12:05But seriously, though.
12:07You were in a coma and still getting laid.
12:11Only my brother can score well on freaking life support.
12:15Mr. Vargas, you're sparking water.
12:17Grandma's never been shy about her desire for her oldest grandchild to father and heir.
12:19Well, Grandma tried, but I kicked out the whore the second I woke up.
12:35But I'll have the divorce as soon as I find her.
12:37So, what you're saying is you're essentially single and ready to mingle.
12:41There's a lot of talented ladies in here tonight.
12:45These lovely singers are all anxious to audition for you.
13:02And boy, can they sing.
13:04Trust me.
13:06Those two girls on the end?
13:08They like to share the same mic, if you know what I mean.
13:11Not interested.
13:16Hey, man.
13:17Are you sure you're not still in a coma?
13:19I develop singers, not prostitutes.
13:21Excuse me?
13:23Can you tell me how to get to this room?
13:25Me?
13:26What about you?
13:27God, this place is like a maze.
13:29Oh, that's your time, bro.
13:43I'm pretty sure she's already taken.
13:45Like, thoroughly taken.
13:47It's a shame to see a woman so late in her pregnancy still having to work so hard.
13:51Where's her husband?
13:53Probably a deadbeat.
13:55Or dead.
13:56Which means you still have a chance.
13:58The things that go through your mind and out your mouth astound me.
14:13Great.
14:14Can you drink it all?
14:16Olivia?
14:25Andrew's in room 191.
14:28Go make our grandma's dream come true.
14:31It'll be my pleasure.
14:35Why am I so hot all of a sudden?
14:36Why am I so hot all of a sudden?
14:40What am I so hot all of a sudden?
14:52Room 161?
14:56Gosh, finally!
14:59I'm one six one.
15:06Gosh, finally.
15:10Hello?
15:11Your delivery's here.
15:15What are you doing?
15:16What are you doing here?
15:22Like my gift?
15:24She's really talented.
15:26You should hear her sing, trust me.
15:29How much did he pay you?
15:31Oh, my boss, that's the price.
15:33$500, tip built in.
15:35That's cheap, even for Santiago.
15:52You're pregnant.
15:54You should have seen more than that discount rate.
15:59$500 is your idea of a discounted rate?
16:06It's a big job for me.
16:08Are you good at your job?
16:10Of course.
16:11Everyone's rated me five stars so far.
16:14You ask people to rate you?
16:16Yeah, I mean, I need to make money for my baby.
16:18I need to make money for my baby.
16:19And I don't have any problem asking for ratings or reviews.
16:23And even though I'm pregnant, I get a lot of orders.
16:26Daily.
16:29That can't be good for your baby.
16:31Hey, don't tell me how to be a mom.
16:34I think you should go.
16:35You still haven't paid me.
16:36Fine.
16:37Is this what you want?
16:41She smells so familiar.
16:46She smells so familiar.
17:03What are you doing?
17:05I'm pregnant.
17:07What am I doing?
17:08Even drugged.
17:09I can't do this to a pregnant woman.
17:10I'm not an animal.
17:14Okay.
17:15Let's call your husband.
17:17What?
17:19Or your baby's father.
17:20It's late.
17:21Let's get you home.
17:37Why don't you answer it?
17:42Is that your wife?
17:48He's not answering.
17:50Satisfied.
17:53Don't you do anything to me.
17:56I'm a married woman.
17:58How can your husband let you do this kind of work?
18:00It's none of your business, you perv.
18:03No pay up.
18:04Why would I pay you for a service I didn't want?
18:08Go home.
18:09Now.
18:13Wait!
18:14You still owe me for the flowers!
18:17That's $500, you jerk!
18:21Santiago said he'd be in room 191, but there is no room 191.
18:26I can't believe he gets better than Mr. Vargas.
18:29And why shouldn't I?
18:31Our families are already friends.
18:32I just had Santiago give it a little lunch.
18:35Wait, so you drug him?
18:38Don't make it sound so bad.
18:40I just wanted our night to be exciting.
18:47Olivia, is that him?
18:48What was she doing in there?
18:59Shameless little slut.
19:01Fregnant?
19:02Trying to steal my future husband?
19:04Not today, bitch.
19:06Not today!
19:08What are you doing?
19:09Get in there, you dirty whore!
19:10No!
19:11No!
19:12No!
19:17What do you want from me?
19:21Olivia said to me.
19:24You were on last season's Pitch Perfect contest.
19:27You are a nobody who's trying to steal my spot in line.
19:34Do you really think seducing Andrew Vargas will get you a spot on his label?
19:38I don't even know him!
19:40Stop lying, we saw you!
19:42You were in a room alone with him.
19:44But you didn't know him?
19:45Try again, girl.
19:47You must be mistaken.
19:48Please just let me go.
19:50Don't hurt me, I'm pregnant.
19:52Alright.
19:53Everybody, let's just calm down.
20:08Son, it's nothing personal.
20:11I just don't want to listen to weepy songs from some random pregnant chicks.
20:18Here we go.
20:19My baby's coming, please.
20:24Call 911.
20:26I need to get to a hospital.
20:29The world doesn't need another bastard child.
20:32My baby's not a bastard.
20:33I have a husband.
20:35Nobody believes you.
20:42Save me, husband.
20:45Save our baby.
20:46I hate our baby.
20:51Someone's gonna save you, bitch.
20:56Here.
20:57This will take the edge off what I slipped you earlier.
21:00Sorry.
21:01I thought you'd like it.
21:02I just want to be sure you had a good time.
21:04It won't happen again.
21:06Bro.
21:07Your wife is calling.
21:08I don't want to talk to her.
21:09Pick up the phone, man.
21:11Hello?
21:12Hi.
21:13What are you doing?
21:14Hang up.
21:15No, please don't hang up.
21:16I'm about to get back to her child.
21:17You're pregnant?
21:18Your pride really is magical.
21:19I got pregnant that night.
21:20I didn't want to bother you, but I'm about to get back to her child.
21:22Where are you?
21:23Park is building.
21:24I'm about to get back to her child.
21:25I'm about to get back to her child.
21:26You're pregnant?
21:27Your pride really is magical.
21:28I got pregnant that night.
21:29I didn't want to bother you, but I'm about to get back to her child.
21:30Where are you?
21:31Park is building.
21:32Downtown.
21:33I'm about to get back to her child.
21:34I'm about to get back to her child.
21:36You're pregnant?
21:37Your pride really is magical.
21:39I got pregnant that night.
21:40I didn't want to bother you, but I'm about to get back to her child.
21:42Where are you?
21:43Park is building.
21:44Downtown.
21:45We're in his room, first floor.
21:46You're here?
21:47I'll be right there.
21:48My husband's going to be here any minute.
21:49Does anyone here look scared?
21:51And what does your hubby do?
22:07He must be super elite if he still needs his wife working this late into her pregnancy.
22:13A real captain of industry, this guy.
22:16You never know.
22:17Maybe he's some rich dude with a sick fetish for the street track.
22:26Remember, this is your fault.
22:30The consequences of seducing my man.
22:33Ali, maybe that's enough?
22:34She's a scheming little slut who's trying to steal Ali's man.
22:38She deserves this.
22:39But what if her husband really is coming?
22:42I don't care if her husband is Mr. Vargas himself.
22:47I don't give a fuck!
22:50Now watch me take care of her bastard.
22:53I'm just doing you a favor.
22:57Where are you husband?
22:58Your baby and I need you?
23:00Mr. Vargas, the ladies room is right there.
23:04Mr. Vargas?
23:06No way.
23:07Mr. Vargas, what a coincidence.
23:08I've got a new die-o.
23:09Do you want to see it?
23:10Is there a pregnant girl in there?
23:11No one's in there.
23:12No one's in there.
23:13Well...
23:14Move!
23:15Uh, but, but sir, it's the ladies room.
23:18That's right, Mr. Vargas.
23:19It's not good for a reputation to go barging into a famous restaurant, right?
23:21Who's in there?
23:22Nobody.
23:23Nobody.
23:24What's going on here?
23:25Is there a girl in there or not?
23:27Take him away.
23:28Don't stop talking to me.
23:29Do you know who I am?
23:30Let's go see what's going on with your wife and child.
23:31No one's in the bathroom!
23:32Oh my god, I'm so screwed.
23:34It's not good for a reputation to go barging into a famous restaurant, right?
23:39Who's in there?
23:40Nobody.
23:41What's going on here?
23:43Is there a girl in there or not?
23:45Take him away.
23:46Don't talk to me!
23:48Do you know who I am?
23:50Let's go see what's going on with your wife and child.
23:52No one's in the bathroom!
23:54Oh my god, I'm so screwed.
24:04You said first floor washer, right?
24:10See?
24:11I told you no one was in there.
24:15If Andrew is coming...
24:18You're lucky Mr. Vargas is here.
24:21Mr. Vargas is coming?
24:23Not my husband.
24:25Don't tell me that jerk is part of their group.
24:28There's no time.
24:29I gotta get to the hospital.
24:34There's no one here but us.
24:37We got a call.
24:38Maybe this was a prank.
24:40Oh, that it was this room and you're the only ones here.
24:43Dude, why don't you make the call?
24:45Mr. Vargas, it's your grandma.
24:47She's lost.
24:48What?
24:53What?
24:54It must be your Alzheimer's acting epidemic.
24:56Let's go.
25:02I can't find my granddaughter.
25:03She's been gone for eight months.
25:10I knew he wouldn't care for me and my baby.
25:14I forgot her name.
25:15Whenever I'm close to her, she's gone again.
25:19Can you help me find her?
25:20Can you help me find her?
25:27Call an ambulance.
25:28She needs help.
25:35My magic bride.
25:36There you are.
25:39Great Godfrey.
25:41You're pregnant.
25:42Don't worry, child.
25:44I'm here now.
25:52My dear, you're awake.
25:54Don't worry.
25:55You're doing fine and your babies are doing great too.
25:58Babies?
26:00You're pregnant with twins.
26:02Our family has been cursed without an heir.
26:06But you've changed our stars.
26:08But where have you been?
26:10And why are we only now learning about your babies?
26:13I didn't have the money for a checkup.
26:16Money?
26:18Money is the last thing you need to be concerned about in this family.
26:23I'll have my grandson.
26:25Why are you $10 million right now?
26:28$10 million?
26:30Of course.
26:31Do you not realize who your husband is?
26:36Listen closely, my dear heart.
26:38You are a billion-dollar wife.
26:41And your babies are our billion-dollar heirs.
26:45Because your husband is a billionaire.
26:48The heir of...
26:53And it's, uh...
26:56Anthony Valdez.
26:58No.
27:00No.
27:01Antonio Vader.
27:03Oh, wait.
27:05My brain is failing.
27:08It's the Alzheimer's.
27:11Oh, you probably think I'm some weird old dingbat.
27:15No.
27:17You tried to save my grandfather's life.
27:19I have nothing but gratitude to you.
27:22Nothing will ever change that.
27:24Even if I forget everything...
27:27I'll never forget how I found you.
27:31You are so precious, my darling.
27:36Oh!
27:38It's your husband calling.
27:40Grandma, I've been calling and calling. Where are you?
27:43I have good news!
27:45I found your wife. I'm with her now.
27:46Oh!
27:48But you don't know, your wife...
27:50Wait.
27:52He should hear this from her, not me.
27:54Just come home.
27:56Your magic bride has a surprise for you.
27:58Great. I've got a surprise for her too.
27:59I have a singing contest today. I don't know if I can meet him.
28:13Don't worry. He'll wait for you. Where's your singing contest?
28:17South Bay University.
28:19Meet your wife at South Bay University.
28:22Alright.
28:24What if he doesn't like me and our babies?
28:26He could reject me like he did eight months ago.
28:31Do you really want to divorce your magic bride?
28:33Pretending to be pregnant? How could I be married to a fraud like her?
28:36How could I even gotten her pregnant? I was in a coma!
28:38Look, you haven't seen her since that night. What if you like her?
28:42Impossible.
28:43What if she's exactly your type?
28:46Like that little mama you met?
28:57Pregnant girl's already married.
28:59So if she wasn't married, you'd be interested?
29:02She's... I don't like her job.
29:04What's her job?
29:06You sent her to my room.
29:08What are you talking about?
29:09Never mind. I'm dissolving the marriage.
29:11I don't believe in magic.
29:13Let's go to that university.
29:16Do you like my dress?
29:18Holly, wow, Holly, you look amazing.
29:20Yeah, you really do have it all.
29:22Beautiful voice, beautiful face, an incredible body.
29:28Are you blind?
29:30You.
29:34Still pregnant, I see.
29:36What are you doing here? You miss me?
29:38Aching for another beating, you pervert.
29:40I'm a student here.
29:41Isabel Kaufman, you guys.
29:45She's a slut who was about to give a birth in a dining hall.
29:48God.
29:49Some people just don't know how to stay down.
29:52I'm late for the competition.
29:54Wait, you're competing with me?
29:57Ew, look at you.
29:58Such a chill.
29:59Such a loser redneck.
30:00I bet your baby daddy is just as gross as you are.
30:04Go back to the boonies, hillbilly.
30:06Marry your brother or cousin.
30:08Whatever you people do.
30:10You don't deserve to be at the same stage as Olivia.
30:13I'm sleeping today and there's nothing that you can do to stop me.
30:17Stubborn bitch.
30:18Looks like someone has a bad memory.
30:34Mr. Marcus.
30:35What are you?
30:36Are you a student here?
30:37Yes.
30:38Slut.
30:39You're a student but you're still working as a...
30:43Yeah, I mean, I need money for me and school and babies.
30:49And you still owe me $500.
30:52I need to buy a dress for the contest.
30:54Where's your husband? Why isn't he supporting you?
31:00Mr. Marcus!
31:02Get your husband here right now. I want to talk to him.
31:05I'm going to teach that son of a bitch a lesson on how to properly treat his wife.
31:10Why does he care so much?
31:12He probably thinks I'm a pathetic pregnant girl who no one loves.
31:16What a snob.
31:18Ugh! I...
31:20Have a husband...
31:22Technically.
31:24He'll be here very soon.
31:27Are you here?
31:30I'm here.
31:33Where are you?
31:39What do you think she looks like?
31:40I don't know. I don't care.
31:41Looks like you've got a stalker.
31:42I don't know.
31:43I don't care.
31:44Looks like you've got a stalker.
31:46Uh, you're here?
31:47I am.
31:48And you are.
31:50I'm here to meet my husband.
31:53Oh, perfect.
31:55I have to meet someone right now.
31:57Are you all good here?
31:59I'm also meeting someone right now, Mr. Important Guy.
32:01What do you think she looks like?
32:02I don't know.
32:03I don't care.
32:07Looks like you've got a stalker.
32:11Uh, you're here?
32:13I am.
32:14And you are?
32:15I'm here to meet my husband.
32:17Oh, perfect.
32:18I'll be able to meet him at the same and kill two birds at one stop.
32:22You wanna sit?
32:28Table six.
32:29Let me know when you're here.
32:34I'm...here?
32:38You are...
32:39My...
32:40My wife.
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