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00:00THE END
00:08Look at the fish there. Look at the trout going through there.
00:10Wobbly, look. Yeah, I see it.
00:11Look, it's coming up to the top. Look, that trout is.
00:13Look, see him?
00:14Wobbly, look at the size of this thing.
00:16I see it, yeah.
00:17They've been in there a couple of years now.
00:19Have they? Yeah.
00:20Isn't that magnificent?
00:21Yeah, yeah, that is, yeah.
00:22That's, like, what do you get out of it?
00:24All this? That. That's what I get out of it.
00:26Yeah, no, exactly. Yeah, yeah.
00:28That is what I get out of it.
00:29Yeah, you're a very fortunate man to be able to do it, mate. It's lovely.
00:31Do you know what, Wobbs? The harder I work, the more fortunate I get.
00:34That's it, yeah. The luckier I've become, innit?
00:36Yeah. Go on.
00:38That's it.
00:39God, that's made me day, that. They looked happy as anything, didn't they?
00:42Yeah, they do, yeah. It's lovely.
00:44I bet I'll get on with some work.
00:55Three weeks into me third year.
00:57The vision for my little corner of West Sussex just got bigger.
01:03This is what it's all about.
01:05And you don't go in here with strimmers and shave it right to the edge.
01:09This is a beautiful wildlife sanctuary. Look at that.
01:12With the farm, lake house and manor house in the bag.
01:18Boom.
01:19I've only done the triple and I'm busier than ever.
01:22At the moment I've got three projects.
01:24I've got the farm, I've got the gentleman and I've got the manor house.
01:28So be careful what you wish for.
01:30If there was silence and nothing going on, he'd fill it.
01:34I've got a four month deadline to get works on the manor house wrapped up.
01:38Because I've got a push on down to the lake house.
01:42You have to keep looking.
01:44With my eyes on the prize, what could possibly go wrong?
01:48Emma will say it, Wobbly will say it.
01:51Oh, you know, he's got too much on.
01:53I haven't got too much on.
01:55Yes, the list gets longer, it doesn't get shorter.
01:57Just how I want it.
01:59You can see pressure here.
02:01This has got to be done quickly because the amount of people running around,
02:04you can see there's an end goal.
02:06There's armoured cables that are going all the way down there.
02:08Bloody mess it is.
02:09It's just madness.
02:10The carpentry, the plumbing, the roofing.
02:14What's that floor going down?
02:16The plasters.
02:17The painting.
02:18It's got to be a White House, Clint.
02:20I want it to be the White House up on the hill.
02:22And all that will be all Rattan furniture.
02:25It's Vinnie all over, he wants it done like yesterday.
02:28You know, they're knocking walls down there and they've got a painter in the next room.
02:31And that's what it's like.
02:36With an army of tradies underway.
02:39You making a mess everywhere?
02:41Oh, I can't even look.
02:43I've got a guy on the ground keeping a close eye on all my finer details.
02:49James.
02:51I want this nice and bright, James,
02:53because otherwise you're coming into a black hole of Calcutta, aren't you?
02:56Fine.
02:57James is a good bloke.
02:58He's my project manager.
03:00He does it brilliantly.
03:01Would he be able to hold onto my rocket in a day's work?
03:04I don't think so.
03:05Sorry, is there anything that you need me to help?
03:08Yes, put the kettle on, hon.
03:09Possibly the bar.
03:10This is my personal pain in the arse right here, James.
03:13And, hon, what do you need her for?
03:15So, well...
03:16James, talk to me.
03:17The kitchen's done, I think.
03:18The only thing that I don't know is the bath.
03:20Vinny's mantra, keep swinging.
03:23I think, depending on emotions, Vinny can go into turbo.
03:29Personally, I think I like that one.
03:31OK.
03:32It looks a bit shorter.
03:33That's like yours.
03:34Dumpy.
03:35No, my legs, no.
03:36Go with that.
03:37It's more of like, where does it end?
03:40Is there a finish line?
03:42And the answer is probably no.
03:44What colour scheme were we on the walls up there, James?
03:47We haven't gone into that yet, so...
03:48I just want a little tinge of something.
03:50I don't, you know, I don't want this bold colour.
03:53It's got to be bright.
03:54Yeah.
03:55But Magnolia's lovely, innit?
03:56That tiny tinge of yellow, innit?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Yeah?
04:00You and I can liaise.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Don't listen to her.
04:04She has not got final say, James.
04:05He talks about it like an army.
04:07He is the general.
04:09If he wasn't Vinny Jones here,
04:11he would probably be a general somewhere.
04:14TV up there.
04:16Oak, rails, rails, rails,
04:18because this is a walk-in closet.
04:20All this is going to be drawers, right, James?
04:22Fine.
04:23And then you can hang shirts.
04:24And we can't both talk.
04:25Sorry, yeah.
04:26This is going to be single.
04:28Stop looking and talking to her, James, please,
04:30because you are causing all the problems here.
04:32Do you like that?
04:33Yeah, it's done.
04:34Don't even go there.
04:35We've just spent thousands on the windows.
04:38I think we've done it right.
04:40Yeah, no, I agree.
04:41You agree?
04:42I'm not having that.
04:44It'll be fine.
04:45Let's go.
04:46Absolutely.
04:47Well, that's the right answer, James.
04:48Well done.
04:50We will swap numbers, OK?
04:52So that we can liaise, hon.
04:54I'll give her a different one.
04:55Yeah, yeah.
04:57With the controlled chaos in full swing,
05:00the man has no place for my newly appointed conservation builder.
05:06Morning, mate.
05:07Morning.
05:08Not so you see every day, is it?
05:09What a bright happy day.
05:10What is that?
05:11It's a baby peregrine.
05:12Is it?
05:13Yeah.
05:14Not so you see every day, is it?
05:15No.
05:16He or she?
05:17She.
05:18How old she, then?
05:19About 20 days.
05:20Look, a lot went on last year, and I think poor old Wob's got grinded right down to a halt.
05:27So I've got to regenerate him.
05:29Put some energy back into him.
05:31I'll put him on luxury jobs, shall we say.
05:35Nature jobs.
05:36Oh, fuck.
05:37I knew this would happen.
05:38Who's putting the goats out?
05:39Wobbly.
05:40He'll be grafting, but I won't be pushing him as hard, because he is a celebrity now, you
05:49know, our old Wobbly.
05:51I keep hearing, anyway.
05:53This is definitely the troublemaker, this one, isn't it?
05:56The first thing our newfound celebrity can open, is a pathway between properties.
06:02Cutting through the woods, the organic way.
06:06I was expecting six or eight big old goats to come in there and chew through it all.
06:12Not little toy goats.
06:14I don't know how long it's going to take them to munch through there.
06:18and just flatten it, but it's not a very nice thing to do, is it?
06:22So the first problem we've got with the goats is working it out to put this on.
06:26Well, it's supposed to be a head collar.
06:27Can't be that hard, can it, surely?
06:29I just want to work this out so I don't look like a dickhead when I'm putting them on.
06:34It's a typical Vinny, really.
06:36He's had the idea.
06:38He plants the seed, and then everyone else has got to water it and make it grow, basically.
06:43Right, stay still.
06:44If that goes there, that ain't right.
06:47They didn't teach you this in goat school, did they?
06:49No, they didn't teach us this in goat school.
06:51I'll give up.
06:56Come on then.
06:58Come on.
06:59It's working.
07:01Warbly walking his goats.
07:04You shake your nuts.
07:05That's how you get your goats.
07:07You shake your nuts.
07:08Come on.
07:09They're not pissing off, are they, love them?
07:11So that's what I was doing, was shaking my nuts and that's how you call your goats.
07:14Oh, this is working, really.
07:15This is easy, isn't it?
07:16I had the measure of them straight away.
07:18Hey.
07:19They look like they're enjoying their self.
07:24The hardest thing is going to be getting them in there.
07:26They're not going to be able to do the job.
07:28I can tell you that now.
07:29They're not going to be able to do the job that I need.
07:31Come on.
07:33Good boys.
07:34Good boys.
07:35Good boys.
07:36Oh, I'm a natural, aren't I?
07:38I have a natural.
07:40Look at that.
07:41They're straight onto it.
07:42Look.
07:43Maybe it will work.
07:44Be interesting to see at the end of the plate of the day, once they've been eating that
07:46all day, whether this is still as important to them.
07:48Now they've had a taste for it.
07:50Wobbly's little squad of goats are on the brambles.
07:59But I'd better see some results, cos the transfer window's wide open.
08:05And at the farm, there's already talk about expanding the team.
08:11Which could turn my summer on its head.
08:15It's quite an experienced boy.
08:17He's been around the block.
08:19He's kind.
08:20I'm looking for a kind boy.
08:21Hon!
08:22Do you know?
08:23I don't know.
08:24I don't know what to do.
08:25Right.
08:26It is solely your responsibility, hon.
08:28I'm in turmoil, honestly.
08:32So, Pip is now four.
08:35And we always thought, let's not have a spade cos we might want to have puppies.
08:40And we left that open up until now.
08:44Up until she was four, cos that really is kind of the cut-off point, really.
08:48You've got one or two days left.
08:51Well...
08:52She's in season.
08:53You're going to have the moody Margaret for a bit.
08:57You mate her with Ted.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Which I don't want to see, or anything to do with that.
09:02You don't have to see that, hon.
09:04Don't want you getting any ideas, though.
09:08Oh, blimey.
09:09Blimey.
09:10Season three!
09:15But, look.
09:16This is totally your decision, because I'm not going to be here to change that...
09:21Nappy.
09:23The kennel.
09:24Three or four times a day you've got to change it.
09:26All the piss and shit.
09:27And then how many times you've got to feed them?
09:29I have not got time to mess about with them all.
09:32No, I know. I understand that.
09:33You, on the other hand, have got plenty of time.
09:38Really?
09:39I'm telling you that from day one.
09:42I'm being straight.
09:43I wish Pip could just tell me what she wants to do.
09:46I think they should have one letter.
09:49You'll love them.
09:50But, when all the hard work's done, they go.
09:52Yeah.
09:53I know.
09:54And that's kind of where my heart is.
09:56But then, do we really want another dog?
09:58That's the thing, isn't it?
10:00I don't know.
10:01We've got to the weekend to decide.
10:03No.
10:06Pip's clock ain't the only thing ticking right now.
10:09I've got trouble brewing at the lakes.
10:11So I'm gathering a posse.
10:13I'm going to go down and see Patty. I'll be back.
10:16The long, hot summer may be a lucky stroke,
10:18keeping my roofers and painters on schedule.
10:21But right now, none of that matters.
10:24The lake house is more important at the moment
10:26because the fish are dying.
10:29Too much sun and not enough rain
10:31has thrown one of me lakes out of whack.
10:36Unless I move fast,
10:3820 grand's worth of prized trout could go belly up.
10:43The top lake loses oxygen very quickly
10:46because it's not deep enough.
10:48And the sun's rays go straight through it to the bottom.
10:51Then you get the algae and everything else
10:53and the weeds are growing.
10:54The fish are gasping.
10:57Their top fin is out the water
10:59and they're swimming around in circles.
11:00So what the emergency is to get oxygen back into that lake
11:04as quick as we can.
11:07With my prized trout in jeopardy,
11:09I need my star men, Wobbs and Patty.
11:12Where's Patty?
11:13On the ball.
11:14What do you reckon?
11:15Hey, Patty.
11:16Hello, Wobbly.
11:17As I understand it, my little knowledge.
11:20Trout basically live in a river, don't they?
11:22So it's very fast flowing.
11:24So then he has a big sort of aerator
11:26that disrupts the surface which puts oxygen into the water.
11:30But gone to put his switch on, it's not working.
11:32So hence Patty's here to try and sort out the electrics.
11:35If anybody can, Patty can.
11:37I say he gets it going.
11:39Patty was a super footballer.
11:41I've known Patty 45 years, you know.
11:44He's such a great bloke.
11:46Like, whatever you said, Patty, we've got a shuttle to the moon tomorrow.
11:49Yeah, I'm in, son.
11:50Yep.
11:51And he'll be there.
11:52No, I'll get it going today, whatever happens.
11:54Patty was the nearly man.
11:56He nearly made it as a pro and he got released at the last minute.
12:00I think he sort of see it coming and went into electrics.
12:03If there's power there, then you're made.
12:05Change the fuse, we're done.
12:07Come on, Patty, what you got?
12:08There's no power here.
12:09Nothing at all?
12:10No.
12:11Well, there's only one place that can come from.
12:13This must run down there into that barn.
12:17I told you about the pump, didn't I?
12:19Pump. It trips.
12:20It's tripping.
12:21Oh, non-stop, non-stop.
12:24It was a right touch wrangling wabs to help Patty.
12:27There's a cable there.
12:28If anyone can throw some light on a situation, it's him.
12:33That's the controller for it, obviously.
12:35Yeah.
12:36And then that's the cable that goes out.
12:38There was a join in that, cos I cut through it.
12:41What do you think, boys?
12:42There's wires going behind this, Patty.
12:45They're both going into that.
12:48Where does that feed?
12:49I wonder if it's in here, Patty.
12:50No, I've got live air, then.
12:52Have you?
12:53Yeah.
12:55Are you switching things on and off?
12:57Yeah.
12:59I reckon it went down through that.
13:00Why has it been cut off there?
13:01I don't know.
13:02There's your three wires there, mate.
13:04If you take that juncture box off there, Pat, you'll see there's nothing coming out of that, mate.
13:09Nightmare.
13:10I reckon it's in there somewhere, but it's how far back it goes.
13:14Dig this up, we'll find it, mate.
13:15I've got another idea.
13:16We'll run a generator straight there, get the aerator out there, boss.
13:20At least that would get you out of trouble for the time being, wouldn't it?
13:22Yeah.
13:23You've got two builders here and the old film star comes up with the idea.
13:26Not my first radio, Patty.
13:28Max, give him your tools, mate.
13:30Give him your tools.
13:31You know when the bloke says, look where the ball is and he's got the three jugs and he's
13:36going, shh, shh, shh, and you go, it's under that one.
13:38No, it's under that one.
13:39That's me at the moment.
13:40Yeah, that's it.
13:41Shall we get the Jenny off, lads?
13:43All right, Patty.
13:44Steady on, son.
13:45Did you know how to start it, Patty?
13:48No.
13:49I know how to put a plug on, though.
13:54That's rough, isn't it?
13:55Yeah.
13:57Another journey, lads.
13:58Sorry.
13:59Honest to God, this is never-ending.
14:01Come on, Wob, let's fly up and get this going.
14:03Right, Patty, that's got a roll on the bottom of that.
14:05I'll bring that round and the two airways.
14:07Get them's up.
14:08We'll be back.
14:09We'll pull it up.
14:10We'll go wallop.
14:11Job's a good'un.
14:13It's all got to be done because the fish are dying.
14:15Even the plug top's fucked.
14:17Buy a bicycle for a nice house somewhere on a nice estate with a nice small little garden and be done with it.
14:25You do not need this ag.
14:33A cup of coffee for me, Pip.
14:34What do you reckon?
14:36It's the only way me and Pip get a breather.
14:44I think people just see my Polaris now and just wave.
14:46I don't even know who they are.
14:48I'm trying to juggle everything, all the building works and doing the gentleman and everything else.
15:00It just wears you out and then I've got to go home and learn dialogue and get into the scene and the character and then get to work.
15:10Lately, I've been driving two or three hours every morning to work, two or three hours back.
15:15We did my mum's funeral yesterday, which was tough and I just...
15:25I've never, I've sort of, I've had to listen to myself a bit with the swinging.
15:34I really have kept swinging with this and I've let my sister deal with it and she done a good job.
15:42My sister done a good job. My mum's in a better place now, I think.
15:47She had a tough life, my mum.
15:49Yeah, she was in a home for four or five years growing up.
15:52I think there were some deep scars that my mum never dealt with.
15:58I'm not sure if I've had any closure with my mum, to be honest.
16:02I literally pulled up on set and my sister phoned me to say that mum had gone.
16:07It was quite a sudden heart attack.
16:09And, er, I processed it.
16:14Rather than the reactions, I kind of had the process.
16:19And I've been working and trusting the process.
16:23But I need a coffee to do it.
16:25And this is our local coffee, water and I'll...
16:28Say that.
16:34It's too much of a lump of your life to be able to move forward...
16:43...quickly, you know?
16:45I think my whole brain and body is still working out that me mum's gone.
16:54Right.
16:55Like me, my trout are gasping for a breather right now.
17:04So I've got patty on the sparks, fixing the aerators.
17:05And my hope's on Jenny number two working.
17:10Cos if it ain't got power, my fish are battered.
17:14What have you done, patty?
17:15Put a plug on.
17:16Don't go all that round, have you?
17:17Have you seen if that works?
17:18I can't see if it works.
17:19You should have plugged it in down there on the electrics.
17:20Oh, no.
17:21Oh, no.
17:22Didn't think of it.
17:23Oh, didn't think of that.
17:24Oh, didn't think of that.
17:25Fuck the actors here.
17:26Good.
17:27We're working.
17:28Yeah, but now we've got to see if this bloody thing works.
17:29Didn't you have a paddle one here last year?
17:30Oh, no.
17:31Oh, didn't think of that.
17:32Oh, didn't think of that.
17:33Fuck the actors here.
17:34I couldn't find it.
17:35I don't know where it is.
17:36The one on the trailer, you tosser.
17:37We've got to see if it works.
17:38Oh, no.
17:39I don't know where it is.
17:40I can't see if it works.
17:41I can't see if it works.
17:42You should have plugged it in down there on the electrics.
17:43Oh, no.
17:44Didn't think of that.
17:45Oh, didn't think of that.
17:46Fuck the actors here.
17:47Good.
17:48We're working.
17:49Yeah, but now we've got to see if this bloody thing works.
17:51Didn't you have a paddle one here last year?
17:53That's in there, the little blue one.
17:54Where's the little blue one, patty?
17:55I couldn't find it.
17:56I don't know where it is.
17:57The one on the trailer, you tosser.
17:58With a great big lead on it.
17:59You've got a screwdriver there, pats.
18:00While we're fucking around with this,
18:01I'm going to go and get the blue one.
18:02I'm going to get the other one, patty,
18:03that I know works.
18:04The one that you couldn't find.
18:05You've got to just grin and bear it like that.
18:06You've got to have the cup.
18:07It's got to be half full.
18:08You look at this, where patty couldn't find it.
18:09Look.
18:10Are you kidding me?
18:11Oh my God.
18:12Do you know what I think he's done?
18:13Do you know what I think he's done?
18:26Do you know what I think he's done?
18:28I think he's nicked the plug off it.
18:32Not knowing it was on the side, turns it up.
18:38nicked the plug off it not knowing it was on that no way he can't have done that he has there was a
18:46plug on there yesterday absolutely ridiculous if you're not actually there going that to there
18:55that to there it's a cock up now that might do tie it around there see if we can put a thing on it
19:04with a makeshift anchor on board to weigh down my aerator I'm just hoping patty hasn't had another
19:11brainwave in my absence hey I'm gonna ask you something and I want you to answer me honestly
19:20I know it's hard yeah go on one question did you cut a plug off something in the barn yeah
19:27do you know what you cut the plug off you bellend the other aerator that works and you put it on
19:36one that don't work look he's cut wobbly he's cut the wire off this that's the one you couldn't find
19:44pay no no I didn't cut it off of this don't start lying here come the words hey it's bollocks where
19:51was that before you start lying right to cover up that's fresh you lying bastard this is the only
20:00one that works what a load of tools I try and put too much on people sometimes but it's how I am
20:10hey you know what I said got a three pin plug yeah yeah he said no I had one plug in me why do you
20:14nick my only one that works yeah it's a nice cup nice and fresh you're not running a race to get to
20:20the finishing line it is a life process hang on a minute hang on a minute the actors bought a
20:26thermal light block yes it's probably gonna float yeah that will that floats I will show my arse in
20:32harrod's window come on put a four-way on it I'm gonna try mate I'm gonna try and it is let's go
20:38let's go there's no reason to watch the clock wobbly that's embarrassing that's not it's gonna be
20:43perfect you watch it'll be perfect let's go let's get that done let's get that done look let's just
20:48bodge it get it out there in the middle get it down tie it off and it's all ready and all we got
20:53to do is plug the bastard in right what we got to do whoops as normal don't let it beat us son what
20:59part of us is going out there in the in the boat it's the same as life how are you gonna get to the
21:06end of your list if you you know if you don't push that bit harder look at that the bollocks he's away
21:13oh you know what you got be careful is the lead has got to get to there run it come towards this
21:19one limited by the lead and yeah throw it in there put your brick in first wouldn't you well I don't
21:25know how long the lead is mate he's gonna go in a minute don't stand up well that's not the way to
21:33go on you're chanting it here goes the brick told ya the bricks floated I told ya didn't I it's a
21:46thermal light hang on it might it might soak up some water let's see you can't make this shit up
21:56well have you got a plan to see no I'm out I'm done well listen it's better than nothing
22:03shall we just leave it for now get it going see how it goes yeah why don't we try it
22:10why ain't it working what
22:13look at that we gotta wait it down listen no it'll just go around in circles will it yeah look at that
22:23the old actor sort with it all out it's down to me when I've just run the lead out all done the
22:30idea though in it hang on a minute why are you two taking all the credit what about me did I have a
22:35little head in this you're a laborer 80 pound a day hey wobbly I'm loving a bit of that I'd like
22:42to say job done but with a lake this size I need both aerators blowing if me and my trail are gonna
22:49breathe easy do that one yeah and then we can put that green bastard in and all can't we this one
22:56does a big spray this is why don't we put one there and one up here yeah I'm getting there hang on
23:04or don't help look at it it's like a stick throw the anchor try it onto the blue thing yeah I'm going
23:10to there you go well done wob there it goes that'll do it hello mate yeah just having fun and games I'm
23:20just on the lake me trout are dying because there's no oxygen and then patty cut me plug off you don't
23:25know any good electricians do you Luke with a fresh plug on no thanks to patty it's time to give old
23:32greenie a go I think this it'd be all right because the propellers pointing down this is a fountain it's
23:39gonna so I don't think this will need time you watch this when he turns it on and see what happens
23:43go on go on go on yeah turn it on look it'll soak him what's this what's this oh go on are you lucky
23:50bastard tell you what mate that's the dogs well done wob that's a good effort son well it's gonna put
24:00oxygen in the water innit yeah well done wob oh tripped no is the lead wrapping around it
24:07I expect this is tripped ah when you're taking on a project like this there's unforeseens when these
24:16problems happen you're never prepared for it so it's almost like he's constantly putting his hand in
24:20the diet to try and stop the flow of water now you're trying to row a boat with one or the split
24:26in half got his tester out see if we get any voltage oh no is that gone is it yeah it's burnt the lead
24:33out I don't like it that two of them are on the same one what can you do tomorrow pay I'll put this
24:40onto our box straight onto a box and then the box goes straight to the mains the weak points the plug
24:46you see blondie yeah we're having nightmares we're down by the lake hunt these aerators keep blowing the
24:55fuses and everything we've got everyone down there well I'm trying to see what time you want your tea
25:00well give me a time I'm also trying now I have no idea oh six it's quarter past six boys it is mental
25:08my mum used to do that to me when I was seven years old at low paddock road streetlights come on mum used
25:14come out Vincent used to hate it used to hate it same as when I used to wear a coronation street
25:21da da da da da da da and mum used to right bed and you go oh here it comes you straight it yeah
25:28right put the dinner on and I'll be about 20 minutes all right okay all right fine
25:33okay then bye love bye bye bye dinner calls patty cheers son good effort but you are shit
25:40thanks to me we've got a bit of aeration I've saved some of the trout
25:44with the farm in full swing and me manor house teaming with tradies
25:54sometimes you've got to go further afield just to hear yourself think you never know what you're
26:03gonna see I do me rounds kind of every night so they'll be knock your lawns never never know what
26:14you're gonna see right what's this lake house not good camera okay I've got a little video here oh
26:23here we go and it's like the goats have found their way out I knew I'd get involved with the goats let's
26:30go goats are out bit do a little bit of goat herding shall we parking his goats in their overnight pen
26:38wobbly's pathway wrecking crew have made their great escape oh look at that what you're having Pip
26:48go on then let's go and round them up okay this ain't in my job descriptions it goes right you little
26:56buggers come on I like goats in a curry come on come on we've got a nice place down the road here wild
27:07goat in the curry is very good here come here and they'll follow you come on come here here here they're
27:16interested in Pip watch out Pip they'll head back you come on in here here here here come on there's a good girl come on you
27:27buggers do you need help they were following Pip around so I was using her as a decoy come on that's got it it's all about the grub don't overfeed them they should be in the pension they're all having a piss stop
27:40the goat idea was nothing to do with me at all the chaos that is all around us is all down to mr. Jones call wobbly
27:57what's that how you doing uh your goats are out wobbly and I can't get them in
28:04absolutely wob he's only up the road home can't you just help me try and herd them back in
28:12go on yeah go on love get in there
28:16go on love go in there well done must have been me they know I don't like them
28:25go on
28:28here he is come on wob what you done to me goats well go on then sit all right I'll stay out the
28:35way then where's there's ropes where's the rope son that's it that's it see that's the one the white
28:43one get hold of this one then you've got half a chance right hold on then yeah she's the boss if
28:48you can get her the others don't follow come on on it's all come on you yeah what go on mate
28:57well I was told that they can get out of anything and they proved me right
29:00obviously what they've done is they've pushed against it and they've they've done that and
29:06it was literally that was enough ones out they're all out so put that in there like that
29:09so I ain't gonna get out of that
29:12hey I am the goat man Capricorn see high five
29:17well I was told that they can get out of anything and they proved me right obviously what they've done
29:27is they've pushed against it and they've they've done that and it was literally that was enough
29:31ones out they're all out so put that in there like that that ain't gonna get out of there now are they
29:40hopefully that'll hold them in the little sausages obviously my goat pen building skills were not good
29:46enough at the time the goat pens not the only thing that's taken a battering I managed to chuck me
29:56trout a lifeline yesterday but they're not out of the hot water just yet
30:00Oli Kerry can you put them two big concrete blocks in the back here
30:05well done mate that'll sink will it we'll go and see patty quickly then we've got our drama down the
30:11lake if I don't rescue them I'll put carp up there because they're harder carp are more tougher fish
30:18trout are kind of prima donnas they're premier league they're your man city man united and the carp a
30:24little bit like me and Wimbledon my aerators have blown two jenny's already so patty's working his
30:33magic to find a more permanent solution rather than run out leads because of the distance we're losing so
30:41much voltage that we now got to run out an armored cable to run these two their values and it's all
30:48going to be done properly it's going to go and see what patty's doing hopefully he's got this lake
30:55sorted out now if I don't do it today I'm going to lose these trout otherwise it's working god that's the
31:04nuts in it hahaha well done patty boy I'm in shock well done son that is a gold star for patty alright
31:16come on Pip well done son
31:22with the aerators flowing on full power my trout can finally catch a breath
31:27so this is where I first saw it come down here this is the shallow end there's a trout over there come
31:37up look well they look a lot more happier now I've got to say saved the day well done we our job here is
31:44so two or four blokes work and 500 quid in cables to save a couple of trout
31:57wayward goats and gasping trout have given me the right run around so when it comes to chaperoning a
32:07doggy blind date you can count me out big day today we are gonna see if Pippa is feeling it with Ted if she
32:21wants to have puppies then now's the time so we're all here patiently anticipating wags and Ted's arrival
32:30me old mate wags pride and joy oh my gosh is Ted I actually feel very sick Ted come on okay here's Ted
32:44Ted what do you think uh-oh this long-haired Lothario has fathered quite a few litters around here
32:51but we won't hold that against him yet oh oh my goodness Father Ted he seems like a good honest
32:59solid chap she likes him she likes Ted it was very sweet actually they they sort of skip around
33:07together she seems ready anyway oh wag do you know what you're doing I'm not doing it Ted's doing
33:17it it's all natural you're doing oh my gosh I can't even look she's playing the hard to get she's
33:26playing hard to get just to feel good in herself if she was just to stand there and he was to jump
33:33on in the first 30 seconds what does that say about a bitch oh oh my gosh and it's as easy as that oh okay
33:45she's I can never unsee this now I wish I hadn't have looked at least Ted hasn't got stage fright
33:54father Ted's got the minerals oh she's out of view now so we may be lucky okay how do we know we're
34:08waiting for the hallelujah moment okay I've done my bed I've given it up to the gods yeah it's uh I'm I'm
34:18I'm a little bit like oh thank you so much after laying out time and money on me trout I need to see
34:31some results for all my efforts around here and a goal's a goal come on let's see what these goats
34:39and dump it hmm not that much I don't think they're hungry enough listen I've been to Ireland there's
34:49wild goats they survive in all weathers all terrains we've got to be a bit harder on these goats they need
34:56a proper kick up their arses come pick right wabs yo it's too easy straight mate we can't be feeding
35:07them here feeding them nuts unless we knock all this on the edge we're gonna be here weeks and weeks and
35:12weeks they're just picking off the little leafs and they and they're not really no goats go through
35:17everything that was what we plan was let's give them one more chance otherwise it's gonna be operation
35:22Vinnie and I'm gonna get some big monsters in there things are gonna change around here I need
35:30Belmar's prison and not Hotel California wobbly please no way all right wabs you know the alternative
35:36son yeah back on the building yeah and you don't want that I know so I would get these little bastards
35:42doing their job if I was you wobbly if these boys don't do what they do I'm back on the spanner
35:46just saying wobbs wrecking crew have had their munching orders clear a path or clear off don't let
36:00me down boys while the beasts take the burden I can almost take a breather and the perfect way to
36:08unwind is fishing with friends old mates or new we've had a call rag and bone man has bought a place
36:19near here with a few acres and he loves the show that's a feather in our cap really you know it'll
36:26be interesting to spread a bit of knowledge with him here he is all right mate hi mate see you coming on
36:35the old camera there I didn't know you're so big I'm a week big old boy big old boy you've been
36:41seeing the show then have you been he'd love scar he loves rockabilly so I was quite surprised that
36:46he knew who rag and bone man was because I don't didn't know he was quite current also a day off
36:51yeah lovely yeah come on mate let's go there she is okay just about getting it let's go and have a look
37:00round there lovely jubbly country boy at heart like me Rory's put down roots away from the hustle and
37:11bustle so you got a small old in now have you yeah basically I was moved to London for a bit and then
37:17I ended up moving back and the sort of hectic lifestyle I have now I see that gate of my house
37:24and I'm like I'm I'm good I'm all right now yeah yeah I mean shut the gate and we went we ain't got
37:30a lot of space but there's a couple of acres you need somewhere where you can just feel that peace he
37:37wants that tranquility now and he wants to raise his family privately that's what happens the more your
37:44celebrity status gets bigger the more you enclose the the the area you're in see that little spindly
37:52tree right over the back there on it so yeah there that's where we start go right through this valley
37:57now and what it does the belly gets bigger and bigger yeah but it's kind of enough you know do you
38:04know what you need you need 30 acres that's it I was going to say 20 plus he's definitely opening
38:11Pandora's box look what's happened with me you know you you got a bit here then then they ring you
38:17up and you buy that and then all next door where do you stop what's up son of course need some wood
38:27what guest of honor here the old rag and bone man oh you didn't recognize him did you all right
38:33we all the pleasure what you here for just have a little look around you know do a bit of fishing
38:36hopefully oh you're a fisherman yeah oh lovely well when you want to sing a song mate I'm up there
38:42so if you want to come and get your guitar out show me the way to go home I'm tired and I want to go
38:48home I'll tell you that lovely to meet you really really nice keep up the good work and I hope you
38:53catch a few right boy see you later all right so I'll carry on from working while he goes and
38:59plays lovely in it nice there'll be no playing wabs not with my reputation on the line I've had
39:09Gaza down here and I've had Whitehouse down here they both blanked while my prima donna trout deserve
39:17a celebratory rest on the subs bench right mark I know my rough and ready carp are always up for a
39:24tackle I need you to prove that they are in there because shite house who's got his own show his own
39:31fishing show couldn't catch I've got me old schoolmate mark on the rods Dobbers caught more fish than I've
39:38had hot suffers that one's back there you know what you're doing so Rory's in with a chance to
39:43outdo me old mate mr. Whitehouse's efforts last summer if we catch one they all absolutely it'll be
39:50gutted good luck lads you spend a lot of time down there I do I come down in nearly every night see
40:01what's about look what's the deer and all that you kind of get a figuration of how it all works you
40:07know what I mean and if I can kind of make it pay doing a couple events yeah I mean you know what
40:15we could do it thought about a little festival I could put a little festival on couldn't I just
40:19thinking that earlier on the little stays down here a little beautiful wouldn't it imagine that
40:23and I mean I did a charity once for my little local football team where I started yeah I started
40:32playing you know like under 10s under 12s and I got sister sledge do you remember them yeah
40:36seven grand and I had them at our local football clubs yeah so we raised 35 grand and that kept
40:43the football club going amazing all the shirts and everything for the season it was good I say it's
40:49similar but it ain't I got offered quite a decent amount of money to do one of those corporate gigs
40:54I was like I don't really want it if I'm honest and then I saw the money and I was like yeah I think I'll do
41:01it hold on a minute but then they said oh by the way it's you and Jamiroquai like back in the day I
41:07was a massive Jamiroquai fan so I was like I'll get paid loads of money for doing this and I get to
41:10see Jamiroquai yeah well we was on first I played to about 30 people by the time Jamiroquai got on he
41:19played to three people sitting at a table and a kid at the front no there was no one there no way so
41:25basically had a private Jamiroquai gig it was insane yeah I'm gone go on on that middle wall oh wait
41:35wait wait wait wait that proper went down oh I'm gonna absolutely give it to White House if we catch one
41:41come on you bastard if there's one lesson I've learned over the years when it comes to fishing
41:53there's no fast lane that floats bobbing a little bit you seen it yeah I'm keeping my one eye on it
42:03there is a bit of movement on it I think just being by the water sometimes is enough
42:09yeah it's calming you know you're fishing and you and you're outdoors for me is is me mental
42:15health release yeah you know because recently I lost me mum and it and it and it helped going all
42:23through it you know I've dealt with it better with me mum and how old was your mum when she passed
42:2880 80 yeah it still hit you you're just like that and you you're just like yeah well you've been
42:38through it all when you but you're younger than me you see it's yeah my mum was only 69 that's
42:43ridiculous didn't even make 70 this thing about keep swinging I want to keep busy and I want to keep
42:50doing things but that that doesn't mean I have to be running full blast around this lake yeah I could
42:56walk around this lake and sit here like this and have a chill the more you can do that the more you
43:01you like yourself yeah and I think it is about taking up other activities like you're always just
43:08scared of slowing down with work because I don't know what I do with myself but then I then look
43:16what you're doing now yeah you could do this all day long yeah you know I mean the hardest thing for
43:20me was when the dressing room door shuts on you yeah and I had oh oh oh baby that's the left that's
43:28you that's all you I had I had massive anxieties when I got into me 30s yeah because I knew the crack
43:37would end there was no dressing room I had 30 40 blokes you were just bantering with and you're
43:42smashing it with our jobs now can go on forever yeah that's where we're lucky that's where you're
43:48lucky and I'm lucky now yeah yeah yeah we're nearly on did you see it look look look watch it the
43:53middle one on the float went right down oh come on this is what happened with me and Paul we kept
44:01getting deep deep deep deep deep I've got to beat the guy that's got his own fishing show we have yeah
44:08have you had struggles with it then have you had your own struggles all right and I think I got to a
44:16have a probably sort of like four or five years ago and I and I and and I was like what do you
44:21mean mental health never we didn't know I didn't know no I didn't I had periods where I felt like
44:25sort of a bit down or whatever but I just didn't really put that down to anything other than just
44:30being in a mood or whatever but yeah I think um the thing that I struggled with was a lot to do with
44:36um being out in public and also being someone that is really easily recognizable it's not as
44:46if I could put a hat on and hide behind a tree that's impossible we live in that culture now
44:50where everybody wants a picture of everything we'd rather shut the gates I've been in it in the public
44:56eye probably I know since 1986 this kind of stuff this privacy stuff you got to try and find enough of
45:02it you know I mean so this is like my space and I'll bring my mates in it's not me going to the
45:09public it's me bringing people in and then I can control it yeah and sorry something's got to have
45:18it that went right under again and it is simple things it's about spending time like this that
45:26don't cost nothing you know I mean same as dog she's you know I mean I don't spend anything on her but
45:31it's the most loyal little thing you can have on the planet you know what I mean a bit more loyal
45:35than my fish yeah I don't think we're gonna catch a fish today you know do you oh well I've been in
45:44this situation before with mr. Paul's shite house but I reckon we can give it a few more minutes yeah
45:51there it is look at the size of that that's a big fish look at that this could be your biggest ever
46:06raw yeah take your time son how's that feel mate I'm so happy I didn't think I was gonna get one
46:14today oh yes oh my god oh well done son look at that oh my god that's beautiful oh well here I'm
46:28over the moon the old singer pulled in the 19 pounder thanks very much and it would take Rory a long time
46:34to catch one that big again because they're good fish that's it good old boy well done 19 pound
46:41come in this summer there we go there yeah wavs gets told up wavs to the rescue again so we start the
46:58next project my old mate joins the crazy gang oh my god you've come to join the asylum then cozy
47:08have you and the chaos continues it's good start on it that paint job cozy is awful it's one bollocking
47:16after another I'm sure it's an April fools or something or after another I don't give a
47:20bollocks where you are no just listen to me after another oh my god these are the things you find it's
47:25the hole that you didn't create yeah I better cancel the holiday hang on you've got some babies in
47:31there oh you're gonna be busy I've never had puppies before you do get used to it in the end this is why
47:39I get paid the big bucks
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