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00:00Oh
00:30Oh yeah, I can't be scared.
01:00Right, my dad's struggling. My mum's not a good patient, you know.
01:13I could come with you if you like.
01:15Oh no, it's my mum.
01:17I'm with Vince Doncaster.
01:19You don't like it. Trust me.
01:21Right, it's time for her favourite son to step up.
01:24She's got one son, hasn't she?
01:26Yeah, I know. That's her joke.
01:30Listen, I'll be back this evening. Try to go for tea?
01:34Yeah, okay.
01:35Alright, I'll take you to Doncaster next time.
01:37I would really like that.
01:38Yeah, I'll show you the bright lights.
01:40Alright, see you later.
01:44Oh, erm, I've only got that tenner that you left me.
01:48What is our problem? I'm back tonight.
01:51Oh, erm...
01:53Yeah, okay. Give him my love.
01:56Alright, will do. See you later.
02:00I left a stack of them under the bar. We'll check because they're going to be in about half two today.
02:05Hi, Rad.
02:06Hi.
02:07Where's Cam?
02:08He's helping out reception.
02:10Right, erm, can I have a word?
02:12Yeah.
02:13You alright?
02:14Yeah, yeah, fine.
02:17For what you did last week.
02:19And you've always been straight by me, haven't you?
02:22I'll trust you.
02:23Like my own family.
02:25Well, more than my own family sometimes.
02:28And, erm...
02:31That's why I wanted you to know, if I do go to jail without passing go, I want to leave you in charge of the hotel.
02:39Well, what about Carl? And what about Ronnie?
02:45Oh, Ronnie's really busy with his own stuff and, Carl, well, you leave him to me, yeah?
02:51I mean, it might not happen, and touch wood it doesn't, but if it does, you and my main man.
02:56I won't let you down.
03:01Yeah.
03:02No, thank you, though.
03:05Yeah, it was a long shot.
03:06Oh, actually, erm, you don't, by any chance, have the number of a Bernard Bennett, do you?
03:11Him and me dad were mates at school.
03:13Bernard Bennett.
03:16Great!
03:17Great!
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah.
03:20OK.
03:21Yes, no.
03:22I'll ring him after the second.
03:23Brilliant.
03:25Yeah, you're a star.
03:26Thanks.
03:27Yeah, I'm a pen bag.
03:28I've got a lead on me dad.
03:29Everyone's a detective.
03:30Mm-hmm.
03:31Oh, we need to get off to the hospital.
03:32Come on.
03:33Right, we're off, love.
03:34Oh, all right.
03:35Give half of me love, yeah?
03:36Oh, we will.
03:37You're getting on well now, aren't you?
03:38Yeah, yeah.
03:39Well, don't be too good.
03:40You'll be doing me out of a job.
03:41I could never be as good as you.
03:42Aw, thanks.
03:43I'll see you later.
03:44See ya.
03:45See ya.
03:46Bye.
03:47Bye.
03:48Bye.
03:49Bye.
03:50Bye.
03:51Bye.
03:52Bye.
03:53Bye.
03:59So, you've told him?
04:00Yeah, he's not best placed.
04:02Yeah, well, I just want it all sorted.
04:04Do you know, I've only got an hour for me lunch.
04:07Yeah, I've got to get back for Dorit.
04:08You know, I'm not sure if this is a good idea, you know.
04:10Look, it's what Debbie wants, and I think it is a good idea.
04:13Yeah.
04:14Interventions can be very effective in helping people improve their mental health.
04:18Well, I'm not sure Keith's gonna see it that way.
04:20I told you he wouldn't be late.
04:21Well, I would've missed a free lunch.
04:23Oh, did he say free?
04:25I never said free.
04:26Ah, she's kidding.
04:27I never kid about money.
04:29Surprise!
04:30What's this?
04:31Yeah.
04:32An intervention.
04:33Sit down.
04:34I thought I was getting a free lunch.
04:35Truth is, we're worried about you, Kev.
04:38So it's an ambush?
04:39No, it's a, we care about Kevin fest.
04:42Look, I don't need this.
04:43I'm all right.
04:44And even if I wasn't, I wouldn't turn to you lot for advice.
04:48Stick your free meal.
04:49Oh, come on, Kev.
04:50Just give us a chance, eh?
04:52You lied to me.
04:53Kev, it's an hour, that's all.
04:54It's a waste of time.
04:55Now you, sit down.
04:57Who?
04:58Now listen.
04:59In a few days' time, I might find myself locked up in a two-by-two-foot prison cell
05:04and I don't want to be sat there fretting about you.
05:07So, do me a favour, pack your derriere and convince me why I shouldn't be worried.
05:12Hiya, hiya Bernard.
05:17It's me, Jodie.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Dad's fine.
05:22No, actually, er, I was hoping you'd do me a favour.
05:27Do you remember my sister showing her by any chance?
05:31So you're feeling better?
05:33Yeah.
05:35And I should have texted.
05:37It wasn't big and it wasn't clever, but I just...
05:41I'd like to get away from everything.
05:43Okay.
05:45Well, how about me and you go to the pub later?
05:48You know, just the two of us?
05:51A bit of quality time?
05:53What's this?
05:54Well, this is a brief encounter,
05:56because my shift starts in five minutes
05:58and you should have been in the shop half an hour ago.
06:00Yep.
06:02I missed you.
06:04Okay, but you're right.
06:06Maybe we should, er, make time to reconnect.
06:08Yes.
06:09Yes, exactly that.
06:11The flat is largely empty most of the day.
06:14I shall be down here.
06:16Er, Bernie, this is Mr Roper.
06:19He's going to be addressing the electrical issues we have upstairs.
06:22Mal, pleased to meet you.
06:24Bernie, and this is my husband, Devendra.
06:27Oh, hey.
06:28Oh, if you ever need an electrician.
06:30Fast, efficient, and always this great.
06:33Hmm, I think I'll, er, bear it in mind.
06:35Okay, okay, okay.
06:36Mm-mm.
06:37Laters.
06:38Bye, darling.
06:39Best get on.
06:40When I was in a wheelchair after the hit and run,
06:45I found it really difficult to ask for help.
06:50I thought this was supposed to be about me, not you.
06:53It is about you.
06:54Because you helped me, but now you have to let us help you.
06:58God, I had own duds.
06:59Mechanic.
07:00Part-time psychiatrist.
07:02Who knew?
07:03We know you're hurting, Kevin.
07:05Who says I'm hurting?
07:06Do you think I'm crying in my pillow all night?
07:09You don't know me.
07:10Oh, really?
07:11Look, I know how difficult it is for men to discuss their feelings.
07:16Tim found it very hard to share when he was going through his erectile dysfunction.
07:21Do I have to talk about this now?
07:23Uh, Debbie is just trying to help.
07:25You know, we all are.
07:27Fully functional now, by the way.
07:31It's okay to be scared.
07:33Who says I'm scared?
07:35I'm fine.
07:36I don't know why you all think you can see into my head.
07:39You're not fine, Kev.
07:40I'm not fine either.
07:41And it's nothing to be ashamed of.
07:43You're quiet.
07:44Do you not want to contribute?
07:46I'm sorry for all the damage me and Carl have caused.
07:50For what it's worth, I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
07:53I'm not going to argue with that one.
07:55And I know what I did had a massive effect on you.
08:00Well, I'm used to it.
08:02Married a junkie.
08:04Woman who cheated on me.
08:05Got pregnant.
08:06Sleeping with me brother.
08:07Par for the course.
08:08Kevin.
08:09It's fine, Sal.
08:10Honest.
08:11Look, have a go at me if it makes you feel better.
08:13I don't mind being your punch bag.
08:14I don't need this.
08:15Well, isn't this cosy?
08:18Did I miss the memo?
08:20What do you want?
08:21I want to know why our sisters stabbed me in the back.
08:27Hiya.
08:28Could I please have a bacon and sausage barm with a big dollop of brown sauce and a frothy coffee please?
08:32Right, bacon and sausage barm, brown sauce, frothy coffee.
08:37Just the coffee for me please.
08:39Not hungry?
08:40Joking aren't you?
08:41Look at your belly rumbling all the way over here.
08:43And I embrace the hunger.
08:44It keeps me sharp.
08:45I'm in training, aren't I?
08:46Oh well.
08:47Put his coffee on my bill, will you?
08:50Thanks, I really appreciate that.
08:53Fiddle sticks.
08:54Only gone and left me wallet in the shop.
08:57Sorry mate, I'll pay you back.
08:59Yeah, of course you will.
09:00Yeah, thank you.
09:01I'll be over here.
09:02Right, £6.50.
09:03Right.
09:06Now, I know a spark who can do your electrics for maple's rates.
09:10I can give him a call if you want.
09:12That's very kind of you, Bernie, but I'm sure Mal will do a good job.
09:16Yeah, well I don't want you to be out of pocket, that's all.
09:19Well actually, um, it's rather awkward.
09:23Turns out that the woman that I was corresponding with is Mal's wife.
09:29They've since split up.
09:30Yeah, yeah, that is awkward.
09:33Yeah, well it did.
09:35And I can't help feeling that our connection contributed to the breakdown of that marriage.
09:42Anyway, I've checked his references, he's a fully qualified electrician.
09:47This has nothing to do with you.
09:53Can you check?
09:54I've still got a knife stuck in me bag.
09:55Don't be like this.
09:56After everything I've done for you, you put Ryan in charge of the hotel.
10:00Well, let me explain.
10:01Then he's only trying to help you, you know.
10:03Do you think you need help, really?
10:06I don't know, Kev.
10:07Self-knowledge is the only way to make progress, Kevin.
10:10You even sent your B-movie henchman to pass on the message.
10:12You've not got a guts to do it yourself.
10:14Nobody's henchman.
10:15Can we talk about this later, please?
10:17You know what?
10:18Do what you want.
10:19I don't care.
10:20Oh, Karl!
10:21You know what?
10:22Leave him.
10:23He's not worth it.
10:24I thought this was a stupid idea, but that's just cheered me up.
10:27Am I the only one round here who's trying to keep this family together?
10:30Don't bother.
10:31It's not worth the effort.
10:33Oh, my.
10:34What?
10:35From Maureen Braithwaite.
10:36We did the funeral for her husband, Giles, innit?
10:37Oh, my.
10:38What?
10:39From Maureen Braithwaite.
10:40We did the funeral for her husband, Giles, innit?
10:41She's thanking me with this bottle of cognac.
10:42Oh, my.
10:43What?
10:44From Maureen Braithwaite.
10:45We did the funeral for her husband, Giles, innit?
10:47Oh, my.
10:48What?
10:49From Maureen Braithwaite.
10:50We did the funeral for her husband, Giles, innit?
10:54Well, she's thanking me with this bottle of cognac.
11:09Ooh!
11:10Let me have a look.
11:13I can't accept it.
11:16Why not?
11:17Of course.
11:18It's too expensive.
11:19My dad was a connoisseur, loved his cognac, and no, this is too expensive.
11:24I'm going to give it back.
11:25Oh, George.
11:26You've obviously helped her through one of the most difficult times of her life.
11:29How do you think she's going to feel if you reject her kind gift?
11:32Yeah, but it doesn't feel right.
11:33Offended.
11:34That's how she's going to feel.
11:35I don't know.
11:36Maybe you want to offend a widow.
11:37Of course I don't.
11:38Well, I suggest you get a little card out and you write her a thank you note.
11:42Yeah, maybe you're right.
11:43I'm always right.
11:45Eh?
11:46Maybe we'll crack it open now and have a little snifter.
11:49Well, it's mid-afternoon.
11:51For the sake of...
11:52No, this stuff, it's meant to be sipped in a warm glass, you know, after a nice meal.
11:58A digestive...
11:59Or maybe then you could take me later on for a nice meal and then we can savour the little digest you.
12:04Hmm.
12:05We'll see.
12:06After I thank Maureen.
12:08Oh...
12:09Dad!
12:10In here!
12:11You again!
12:12dad in here
12:20you again we need to talk no we don't you need to leave us alone we're okay
12:32now we're no we're not hey dad you're all over the place there's no food in the fridge
12:44the place is a tip i'm walking on eggshells in case you kick off i don't kick off when do i kick off
12:51i might let things slip a little bit but that's okay now and you and me we're okay
12:57yeah but i want to go and live with abby for a bit
13:07what no i said it was okay just for a few days and i said no what is this gang up on kev day
13:17i'm gonna go pack a bag okay
13:20hello
13:27got a cotch pie in the oven oh that's nice didn't have to do that no no i just i wanted to be useful
13:36i'll be ready in half an hour why don't you two chill for a bit and um i'm just gonna pop to the
13:46shop just get some peas yeah yeah it's nice to come back to a home-cooked meal innit i won't be
13:52long yeah i'm not complaining no oh actually i've got a minute
13:58oh you're ringing bernard colin bernard honestly
14:07hello hi um sorry to trouble you um is this bernard bennett
14:18hi yeah it's um it's shona ramsey you went to school with my dad doug
14:24yeah yeah uh well the thing is we kind of lost touch and i was just wondering if you knew where he
14:32was these days
14:33oh okay um well i mean do you know anybody who might be able to help
14:45all right okay thank you thanks bye bye now bye
14:51no look then no what'd he say well he said apparently they've not seen each other in years
14:57which is weird because they were best mates
14:59well people can lose touch i know i just really want to find my dad just don't know how
15:07are you sure you're okay with this he said what he wanted just go
15:14maybe i should stay
15:18oh no no you made your mind up you go tell the truth i don't want you here i'm better off on my own
15:25i can do what i want i don't need anybody
15:28what you don't mean that just go will you why is no one listening to me
15:32go on go both of you come on
15:35ah we meet again
15:47andy right val no sorry devendra and uh bernardine bernardine uh can i get you a drink
15:55uh thank you but we're kind of on a day yeah point a bit of uh quality time into our marriage
15:59yeah of course uh sorry um you have a lovely evening
16:03that's right certainly gonna try
16:05what drink then uh yes please uh can we have a uh double scotch and a pint please
16:13snake bite please yes please
16:15when you're early
16:18hmm yeah it's just people change their minds
16:21you know then when they change their minds
16:23drinks get wasted
16:25yeah won't change my mind
16:27all right then
16:29cool
16:31so are we okay
16:34yeah
16:36because you were like a little standoffish with mr mal there
16:39well he's a tradesman doing a job for roy
16:42it's not me new best mate
16:43but honey good manners cost an hour as they say
16:45sorry sorry should i get him over here so you can have a drink with him
16:48honey i am kidding
16:49you're right tonight's about me and you okay i'm sure mr mal can take care of himself
16:53yeah
16:54cheers
16:56oh
17:06Hiya.
17:22Oh, hey.
17:23Hey, that downstairs door was wide open, you know.
17:26Yeah, that's me. I must have forgot.
17:29You all right?
17:30Yeah, fine.
17:31I was just wondering if you fancied popping down the pub with me and Chrissie.
17:35Oh, I'm okay.
17:37Theo's gone to see his mum and dad and they'll be back soon.
17:40Sure? I'm buying.
17:42Honestly, George, I'm fine.
17:43Right, okay. Well, I won't twist your arm here.
17:46See you tomorrow. Ta-ra, mate.
17:49Bye, mate.
18:05I get a lovely meal and then I get to try some posh new cognac.
18:15What's cognac?
18:17It's brandy.
18:19All right.
18:20Back to two more when you're ready, please.
18:23Yeah, and I'm finished.
18:30I told you I wasn't interested.
18:32And I got the message. Loud and clear.
18:35But I need this job. I didn't know you were the right cropper.
18:39I love my husband.
18:41I can see that.
18:42He's a lucky man.
18:44Don't say that.
18:46I'm sorry.
18:47Look, we had one really great night and it really helped me.
18:52And I'll never forget that.
18:53And I promise I will stay out of your way.
18:56And as soon as I finish this job at the cafe, I'll be gone.
18:59Okay.
19:00Okay.
19:30If you want round two, you'll have to come back tomorrow.
19:45I don't want another fight.
19:46Really?
19:47Because I thought you and I would care for working as some sort of tag team.
19:52Why'd you do it?
19:54Oh, the hotel.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Well, number one, I think Ryan will do a brilliant job.
20:02And two, I don't want to tie you down.
20:06What do you mean, tie me down?
20:08Well, you've not exactly got a good fan club round here at the moment, have you?
20:13And if I end up in prison, there'll be nothing for you to stay for.
20:18You can trust me, you know.
20:20Can I?
20:21Haven't I already proven that?
20:23Hmm.
20:24Who's been keeping your business going? Me.
20:26Ryan's done nothing.
20:27Ryan's been a good friend to me over the years.
20:30I trust him.
20:31I've known him a long time.
20:33I'm your brother.
20:34Look how we dealt with them robbers.
20:35Eh?
20:36I owe him.
20:37Do you think this is easy for me?
20:39No.
20:40No, of course not.
20:43I know it's hard for you right now, and Ronnie told me what you're doing for Kev, but it's not your job to take care of us.
20:49Oh, yes it is.
20:51It is my job.
20:53And...
20:55I don't know how long I can keep doing it for, do I?
20:59How long have I got before I'm incarcerated?
21:02And all this family keep doing is shouting at each other and falling out.
21:06Hey.
21:07Hey, I'm not shouting now, am I?
21:08Well, I'm shouting because I'm terrified.
21:12I'm going to jail.
21:13You're not.
21:14Oh, yes I am.
21:15I am.
21:16And I know I am.
21:17And do you know what scares me the most?
21:20What?
21:22Being on me own.
21:23Locked up in me own head.
21:25Away from everybody I love.
21:29And what if, while I'm in them, I, um...
21:31What does everybody call it?
21:32Me condition?
21:33Me illness?
21:34No, let's give it its full title, eh.
21:36Me vascular dementia.
21:37What when I'm in there?
21:38That gets worse.
21:41What if I forget who you are?
21:45What if you've heardajoie also maybe somebody more than only get me started?
21:49What if I know there wasn't an example?
22:03What if you're going to do?
22:05In?
22:06I've dropped to the black leaders.
22:08All right.
22:09Amant.
22:10I move on.
22:11What if you're gonna do?
22:12We're gonna do nothing more than the white.
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