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00:23Oh, my God.
00:53No answer. Just rang out.
00:54Yeah, so why is she not answering anyone's cause?
00:56Well, she might not have her phone on her.
00:58I suppose we make her feel better.
01:00Anything could have happened to her.
01:03Let's just say that, please.
01:04Dad, I'm sure she'd just use her keys.
01:10All right.
01:12I take it. She's not here.
01:13Come on, you think if she was here, I'd be this stressed out, man?
01:16Dev, that's not going to help anyone.
01:19If anything's happened to her, we'd know about her.
01:21Yeah, but we know nothing.
01:23Right, well, this is Bernie we're talking about.
01:25She can look after herself.
01:27My bet she's fine.
01:28Yeah. Yeah, mine too.
01:37Right.
01:38I am ready when you are.
01:43What's this?
01:44I don't know. Is it for me?
01:45That's what it says.
01:49Let me see.
01:53Miss Payments.
01:55On a seven grand credit card.
01:58Todd, are you in trouble?
02:00No, it's...
02:00It's just something I need to sort.
02:02You should have told me.
02:05All right, yes, I should, but I...
02:07You also should not be opening other people's mail.
02:11Yeah, all right.
02:12I'm sorry about that, but this is worrying.
02:14We can't start married life in debt.
02:15You...
02:16I get it.
02:17All right, I didn't want this hanging over me going into our marriage either, but...
02:20You know how things have been for me lately.
02:22How long have you had it, this card?
02:23I just got it when I was out of work.
02:26I didn't think it would take this long to pay off.
02:30You're right, okay?
02:31I should have told you about it, but it was embarrassing.
02:35I was struggling to keep on top of things.
02:38Work, this relationship, but life in general.
02:43Honestly, I'm sorry.
02:46It's all right.
02:49It's all right.
02:51Look, I'll do what I can to help.
02:52Thanks, but I will...
02:54Starting with setting up a joint account, all right?
02:57That way we can keep track of our spending.
02:59A joint account?
03:00Hmm.
03:01Yeah.
03:01What do you think?
03:05Um...
03:05I'm surprised.
03:07Yeah, look, he'll help us.
03:10It'll be just like when we're married, eh?
03:11One pot for all.
03:18A birthday recce for the birthday boy.
03:21Oh, thank you, Newt.
03:21Are you excited?
03:23Yeah, well, it's just a normal birthday, isn't it?
03:25It's not like my 18th or something.
03:27No, but it's a special day, isn't it?
03:29You get to spend time with your family and your friends,
03:32and you have a bit of fun, and you get fussed over.
03:35Not much family, is there, though?
03:37You've got the girls.
03:38They can't wait to give you the present.
03:41Why?
03:41What have they got me?
03:42I'm not going to tell you that.
03:43You're going to have to wait and see.
03:44Well, you could just tell me now.
03:46What, and spoil the surprise?
03:48No, that's the excitement.
03:50Come on, Brody.
03:51Cheer up and eat your breakfast.
03:53Chesney, of course we've got to go with kids, son.
03:55We'll have to stay all day.
03:57I just want to go into some teenagers' birthday party.
04:00Oh, for your information, Chesney,
04:02it's a gathering, not a party.
04:04And you're more than welcome to entertain yourself elsewhere
04:07if you don't want to join us.
04:08It's fine.
04:09What can I get for you?
04:13Er, no, thanks.
04:14Just came to see if you'd heard about the morn.
04:17Er, I heard some talk during the morning rush,
04:20but I don't like to make a judgement
04:21based on second-hand information.
04:24What's happened?
04:25Oh, I wish I knew.
04:27But I just wanted to let you know she'd gone AWOL
04:29just in case you wasn't expecting her in.
04:31I was, but I'm sure I'll manage.
04:34And I'm sure that Bernie will turn up safe and sound.
04:38Look, if you do need any help, you know where I am.
04:42Yeah, it's all.
04:44Can I have a brew, actually?
04:46Certainly.
04:48Happy birthday, Brody.
04:50Well, cheers.
04:51Yeah, and congratulations on your new job, mate.
04:54You're glad to be back under a bomb, aren't you?
04:56Yeah, well, I'm not really working with the engines.
04:58I'm kind of sweeping the floor and fetching brews.
05:01Cheers, mate.
05:03Gem, you've got to say.
05:05Yeah.
05:07Sure.
05:08What's up?
05:11I might know where Bernie was last night.
05:15What do you mean, mate?
05:19Gem?
05:28Gem?
05:30Is everything all right?
05:32Fine.
05:32What do you want?
05:33I brought you a proper coffee.
05:35It looks like you can do with it.
05:36I said I'm fine.
05:43I'll just leave this here.
05:45I came over to see about the roof.
05:47Well, now's no good time.
05:49No, I can see that.
05:50And what's that supposed to mean?
05:51Sleeping on the job.
05:52Actually in the job, ignoring work.
05:54I've been busy.
05:55With what?
05:56Not work, obviously.
05:57Looks like you need hand rounding.
05:58I don't need anything from you.
06:00Not anymore.
06:01I'm starting to worry about you.
06:03Well, you've no right, so go, please.
06:05We've still got help.
06:06Just go, will you?
06:07Sorry, Roy.
06:19I think that's all milk.
06:20I wanted a moving kind.
06:22Well, cheers.
06:22I'll make you a fresh one.
06:23Thanks.
06:24I never really believed in it.
06:26Milk from us.
06:27I mean, is it really milk?
06:30The electric's gone off completely upstairs now.
06:32What's happened to your hair?
06:33Nothing's happened to it.
06:34I was trying a new style and then the plug socket went crack on the phone.
06:38I've been assured that an electrician will be calling at some point this afternoon.
06:43Ah, hello again.
06:45Are you serious?
06:46I'm just here about the electrician.
06:48You really shouldn't be here.
06:49I'm not here for personal matters, just business.
06:52I don't care why you're here, you need to leave.
06:54You all right?
06:54Do you want me to see him out?
06:56I'm just here for work, I promise.
06:58Someone booked an electrician on the trade block at a website.
07:02Yes.
07:03That would have been me.
07:05Well, here I am.
07:16I'm getting proper worried about her now.
07:19I thought she would have been back before Brodie's party.
07:21Hmm.
07:23Yeah, I think it's a bit we're going without Bernie.
07:26I mean, we're not really his family, are we?
07:28Of course we are.
07:29Right, come on, man, you never know.
07:32Just might be heading there now.
07:39Where have you been?
07:40We've been worried sick.
07:42There's no need, I'm fine.
07:44Are you sure?
07:46Where were you?
07:47What happened?
07:48Right, I'll explain to you later.
07:51Now listen, we're all late for Brodie's party,
07:53so you get yourselves over there.
07:54I need to wrap his present.
07:55No, I'll wait.
07:57No, it's okay, you get off.
07:59Go on.
08:00Well, listen, you go from here to there,
08:02no discipline.
08:02Right, right, right, I will.
08:04Right, okay.
08:04So, Ryan said he saw you at Chariot Square Hotel last night.
08:20What?
08:21In a hotel room, with some druggie fellow.
08:24What's really going on, ma'am?
08:27I haven't got time for your interrogations.
08:29I need to wrap Brodie's present
08:33and wash this stink off me.
08:34I'll see you over there.
08:35But, ma'am!
08:36But nothing!
08:38I had a bit of a night and now I'm back, okay?
08:42No.
08:44Ma'am, it's not okay.
08:45Who was you with?
08:46It's none of your business.
08:48So can you just leave me alone?
08:51Please.
08:59How's it going?
09:23Yeah, all right.
09:25Is toilet paper, that'll be not your thing?
09:27Nah, not really, no.
09:28Me neither.
09:31Thought you'd have your PS5 out a bit of cod.
09:34I'm lethal on it.
09:35You know, have you ever fancy a game, Brodie?
09:37Yeah?
09:38Well, I might set up late with Dylan then.
09:41Bye, bye, bye.
09:42Oh, Tony, pick it up!
09:51You all right?
09:52Yeah, yeah.
09:54Just want to say thanks, Tim.
09:56What for?
09:56You know, give them Brodie.
09:58Having the girls a chance of a proper home.
10:00Won't be this happy if it weren't for you and Sally.
10:02Oh, don't be deft.
10:04It's me that needs to thank you.
10:06You've been trying to get a PlayStation in the house for years.
10:08I owe you.
10:09Big time.
10:09Right!
10:10Shall we?
10:11Cut the cake!
10:11Ooh, cake.
10:12Yes, please.
10:13But it's my turn!
10:14Well, you can have your turn after we've cut the cake,
10:17because it's been out of the fridge for 20 minutes.
10:19It'll be past its best.
10:20No, it won't, Sal.
10:21It's a cake.
10:22It's not raw fish.
10:23Come on, Kit.
10:24I want to beat you.
10:25I'll let you know.
10:27Hiya.
10:29Hiya, I'm sorry I'm late.
10:31Where's our Brodie?
10:32Hiya.
10:33Hey.
10:35Hiya.
10:36Go on.
10:37Happy birthday, love.
10:38Oh, cheers.
10:39Got one by.
10:41Oh, yeah.
10:42Come and check this.
10:45Oh, oh, it's lovely, that.
10:47Thanks.
10:50So, everything all right?
10:52Yeah, I'm all right.
10:53I just didn't really want to be here this morning.
10:55You know, waiting to see if I'd got a birthday card off my mum or not.
10:59And the girls were doing my head in.
11:01But, I don't know, I guess I just thought I needed something else.
11:08But, I reckon I've got it all in.
11:11That's right, love.
11:13You have.
11:14And so have I.
11:17Come here.
11:18Happy birthday, darling.
11:25Hi, you finished, I take it?
11:27Not yet, no.
11:29Why?
11:29Not closing, are you?
11:31Sorry, I meant Matt.
11:33Have you found out what's wrong?
11:35Well, it's hard to determine without a full investigation.
11:38But, me intuition tells me you have an intermittent fault in the wiring.
11:41That doesn't sound good.
11:42No.
11:43So, well, what happens next?
11:45I left Alice.
11:47With the electrics.
11:48Finished.
11:50Finito.
11:50Fini.
11:51Fertish.
11:52I would prefer that we talked about the electrical work required, if you don't mind.
11:58Have you, um, heard anything from her?
12:01No, no.
12:02Oh, just one or two texts to convey my feeling that we shouldn't continue with the correspondence.
12:09It's probably for the best.
12:10She played the pair of us like fools.
12:12Perhaps, yes.
12:13Well, not anymore.
12:14There's no way I'm going back to Inverness.
12:16And I need to be as far away from her as possible.
12:20That's the good thing about this website.
12:22It's like being a cab driver or doing food delivery.
12:25You can accept work wherever you are.
12:26But if I am going to start afresh, I need to earn some money pronto so I can have some options.
12:30Everything I have is tied up with her.
12:32Thanks for that.
12:33It was lovely.
12:34Hey, Mike.
12:35I've just been searching online.
12:37You can practically milk anything.
12:39Animals, oats, nuts.
12:41It's brilliant milk, isn't it?
12:45Funny bloke.
12:47What if I could help with your situation?
12:50How?
12:51Why?
12:52Well, I do feel partly to blame for your current predicament.
12:56and a responsibility to help you out.
12:59I wouldn't disagree.
13:01What are you thinking?
13:03Well, how would it be if I were to pay you in advance for the work that's needed?
13:08On the condition that you start immediately or as soon as it's practical?
13:13The sooner the better for me.
13:15Roy, are you sure about this?
13:19I am, yes.
13:22Come on, Brody!
13:24Let me just get that and watch out.
13:26Here we are.
13:28No candles, Sal?
13:30No, because I read this article,
13:32how germs spread when you blow candles out on a cake,
13:35so I didn't do it.
13:36No, slow down.
13:38Where's your speech?
13:39Yes!
13:40Come on!
13:41Speech!
13:41Calm down.
13:42Erm, right, erm, you know I'm not really one with words, erm, but, er, thanks.
13:51Right, yeah, that's it. Oh, come on, can I cut this cake or what?
13:55I just think next year you'll be old enough to go clubbing with your nana.
13:58Why is it?
13:58Yeah, sorry, no offence.
14:01No, none's taken and my clubbing days are well and truly behind me.
14:04Er, Sal, can I use your loo, please?
14:06Yeah, of course you can.
14:07Right, come on, let's go and cut this cake in the kitchen.
14:09Yep.
14:10See what she said.
14:15Who?
14:16Your mother, about where she was, who she was with.
14:19Oh, nothing.
14:21No, no.
14:22No, because something's going on.
14:24Yeah, well, she's back now, isn't she?
14:27Hey, don't stress yourself, Dev.
14:29Just, erm, get yourself some cake, yeah?
14:34Have you got a minute?
14:35Of course they have.
14:36Come in, take your coat off.
14:38Do you want to brew?
14:39I'm just making one.
14:40What's that in here, then?
14:42Is, er, Ronnie in the bad books?
14:45No, no, Ronnie is picture perfect.
14:47Hmm?
14:47This is me practice bed, the prison.
14:50I'm preparing myself just in case, you know.
14:53Lowering me expectations, adjusting me senses.
14:59Right.
15:02That's why I'm peeling potatoes.
15:05I'm on skim milk, low fat, no sugar.
15:10You can get full fat milk in prison.
15:12Can you?
15:13Yeah.
15:14Right, anyway, listen, erm, have you spoken to Kevin or been round to see him lately?
15:22No.
15:22I'm not sure I want to, or if I'd be welcome, to be honest.
15:28Understandable.
15:30Why?
15:30What's the matter?
15:31Hmm, something's not right with him.
15:34I, er, I went over to the garage before.
15:37I thought I'd better check in after Tyrone told me he was worried about him,
15:40so I go around with fancy coffees, all amicable, you know?
15:45Yeah, go on.
15:46He was sleeping in the back of a car that he was working on.
15:51Sleeping?
15:53Sleep?
15:53Yep.
15:54And the phone's ringing and he just hangs it up, so I'm like,
15:58are you all right?
15:59Do you need hand?
15:59And, and, Debbie, he just, he lost it.
16:02He started screaming at me to get out and then marched into the office.
16:06Oh, that doesn't sound good.
16:08Hmm.
16:10I'm just, I'm scared that he's depressed.
16:14Yeah.
16:14I'll tell you what, I'll go round and see him tomorrow, yeah?
16:19Check if he's all right.
16:22Before I go to prison.
16:27You are gonna be fine.
16:30Well, yeah, I know I am.
16:31It's me big brother, isn't it?
16:32I mean, if you end up in prison, I managed to get out in one piece.
16:36I am sure you are gonna be fine.
16:38Yeah, well, the Debbie I am right now, I'm sure I will be.
16:47But, what if I change that much while I'm in there, eh?
16:55Mum!
16:58What are you doing, sneaking up on me?
16:59What are you doing, sneaking off and taking drugs?
17:02I'm doing the recycling.
17:03And what about last night?
17:05I had a nibble on a pill, is that OK?
17:07Well, who's this fella you were with?
17:09It doesn't matter who I was with.
17:12I had a bit of a wobble, OK?
17:15Now, most of the time, I think I'm dealing with everything.
17:18But with Billy passing it...
17:21It all got too much.
17:25And this, Paul.
17:28Most of the time, I can handle it.
17:30But every now and then, I can't...
17:32I can't cope.
17:35Mum, I understand that.
17:39I miss him more and more every day.
17:42But he would be turning in his grave if he knew you'd gone back to drugs and dodgy men.
17:47He's not in a grave.
17:48You know what I mean?
17:50Mum, if it's too much for you, you want to lean on Dev, not push him away.
17:54I want to forget that last night it ever happened, OK?
17:57Can I trust you to keep stump?
17:59Yeah, of course.
18:01I'm not going to say anything, am I?
18:03You've got space for this?
18:04Yeah.
18:04All right, I'll leave it there.
18:09Just worried about you, that's all.
18:11OK, I'm all right.
18:12You get back inside.
18:13I'll deal with this, OK?
18:15OK?
18:21Bernie?
18:22I fancy seeing you here.
18:28I must be fate.
18:32Hey.
18:33Hey.
18:35What are they, big man?
18:37I thought we'd agreed to take shoes off at the door.
18:39Oh, yeah.
18:41Sorry.
18:43So, what are we having for tea?
18:45Oh, I got us some steaks.
18:48Steaks?
18:48Yeah, I, uh, thought I could whip up a nice spring onion mash as well.
18:54Well, it sounds lovely, but it's just, I thought we'd agree to be more, you know, frugal.
19:00Frugal?
19:01Sorry, I said I'd help, not give you no time.
19:04Well, no, you are helping, um, it's just, well, a bit embarrassing, but I am grateful.
19:12Well, you know, on that note, I have, um, been thinking of a way we could curb our spending.
19:17Oh, yeah?
19:18Yeah, you know, there's this argument that, that when you pay with cash, you spend less
19:23because you don't want to have none in your hand or your pocket, but when you pay with
19:26card, you don't see it or feel it, so it's just tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, and then it's
19:29all gone.
19:30Tell me about it.
19:31So, with that in mind, why don't we get rid of our cards?
19:36You know?
19:37What do you think?
19:38Well, I suppose it can't hurt for both, doing it.
19:41Great.
19:42Where's your cards?
19:44Oh, um.
19:46Yeah.
19:46What are you going to do?
19:50Cut them off?
19:52Great minds, eh?
19:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a big stream, isn't it?
19:56What?
19:56There you go.
19:57Free.
19:58Yeah.
19:59And, er, what I'm thinking on, in the meantime, give me the details to your online account.
20:04I'll take control of that until the joint one's set up.
20:06Don't worry.
20:07Look, if you need anything, just ask.
20:10There's no problem.
20:11All right?
20:12Listen, I know it's going to be hard.
20:13It's going to take some time to set it all up, but I'm prepared to do that for you.
20:18All right?
20:18Come here.
20:22Since you enlightened me last night, I've had this energy, like I could do anything.
20:30But at the same time, I've realised how little I have.
20:32Right.
20:33I've put myself out there, get out of me comfort zone, and find out who I am.
20:37Yeah, well, it's important to do that.
20:40Yeah, and I know that now.
20:43Thanks to you.
20:44Okay.
20:44Do you know, Alice never encouraged me.
20:48In fact, she held me back.
20:50So, I left her.
20:53Flippin' heck?
20:53Flippin' heck, indeed.
20:55Oh, I didn't think you'd actually go through with it.
20:57Well, I have.
20:59I did.
21:00Right, listen, about last night.
21:02I can see you're worried, but you don't have to be.
21:06Bob's the word.
21:07Do you know what I mean?
21:09No, what do you mean?
21:10You mean, drunks, I mean.
21:13But we're in the clear.
21:14Till next time.
21:15Right, listen, last night was fun, and I enjoyed our chats, right?
21:19I really did, but, um, I don't think it's a good idea that we see each other again,
21:23cos I'm married.
21:24Fortunately, that's not going to be possible.
21:28How do you mean?
21:29I've just got a job around the corner.
21:31So, um, well, I'm sure I'll see you again soon.
21:36All right.
21:37All right.
21:37All right.
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