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00:52No answer
00:54Just rang out
00:55So why is she not answering anyone's cause?
00:57Well she might not have her phone on her
00:59Is that supposed to make you feel better?
01:00Anything could have happened to her
01:02This is her please
01:04That
01:05I'm sure she'd just use her keys
01:10I
01:12Take it she's not here
01:13Come on you think if she was here I'd be
01:15This stressed out man
01:17That's not gonna help anyone
01:19If
01:20Anything's happened to her we'd know about you
01:22Yeah but we know nothing
01:23Well this is Bernie we're talking about
01:25She can look after herself
01:27My bet she's fine
01:28Yeah
01:29Yeah mine too
01:30That's not gonna hurt
01:32so
01:34That is
01:35All right, I am ready.
01:40What are you doing here?
01:43What's this?
01:45I don't know.
01:45Is it for me?
01:47That's what it says.
01:49Let me see.
01:50Miss Penguins.
01:55On a seven grand credit card.
01:58Todd, are we in trouble?
02:00No, it's just something I need to sort.
02:03You should have told me.
02:05All right, yes, I should, but you also should...
02:10not be opening other people's mail.
02:11Yeah, all right, I'm sorry about that, but this is worrying.
02:14We can't start married life.
02:16I get it, all right?
02:17I didn't want this hanging over me going into our marriage either.
02:20But you know how things have been for me lately.
02:22How long have you had it, this card?
02:24I just got...
02:25I got it when I was out of work.
02:26I didn't think it would take this long to pay off.
02:31You're right, okay?
02:32I should have told you about it, but it was embarrassing.
02:35I was struggling to keep on top of things like work, this relationship...
02:40but life in general...
02:42Honestly, I'm sorry.
02:45It's all right.
02:47It's all right.
02:48It's all right.
02:49It's all right.
02:50Look, I'll do what I can to help.
02:53Thanks, but I will so...
02:55Starting with setting up a joint account, all right?
02:57That way we can keep track of our spending.
02:59A joint account?
03:00Yeah.
03:01What do you think?
03:02Uh...
03:05I suppose...
03:06Yeah.
03:07Well, he'll help us.
03:10That'll be just like when we're married, eh?
03:12One pot for all.
03:15One pot for all.
03:16One pot for all.
03:17One pot for all.
03:18One pot for all.
03:20One pot for the birthday boy.
03:21Oh, thank you, newt.
03:22You excited?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Well, it's just an odd...
03:25It's a normal birthday, isn't it? It's not like my 18th or something.
03:27No, but it's a special day, isn't it? You get to spend...
03:30Have a good time with your family and your friends and have a bit of fun and you get fussed over.
03:35Not much family, is there, though?
03:37You've got the girls.
03:39I can't wait!
03:40To give you the present.
03:41Why? What have they got?
03:42I'm not going to tell you that. You're going to have to wait and see.
03:45I thought you could just tell me now.
03:46What, and spoil the surprise? No, that's the excitement.
03:50Come on, Brody. Cheer up and eat your breakfast.
03:53Chessie, of course we've got to go.
03:55Get some. You have to stay all day.
03:57I just don't fancy going to some teenagers' birthday party.
04:00Oh, for your information, Chessie, it's a gathering, not a party.
04:04And your...
04:05You're more than welcome to entertain yourself elsewhere if you don't want to join us.
04:09It's fine.
04:10What can I get for you?
04:13Er, now, thanks.
04:14Erm...
04:15I just came to see if you'd heard about them.
04:16The mum?
04:17Er, I heard some talk during the morning.
04:20Josh, but I don't like to make a judgement based on second-hand information about what's happened.
04:25I wish I knew.
04:26But I just wanted to let you know she's gone here well just in case you...
04:30I was expecting her in.
04:31I was.
04:32Er, but I'm sure I'll manage.
04:34And I'm sure...
04:35Ernie will turn up safe and sound and, look, if you do need any...
04:40Let me help you know where I am.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Tom.
04:43I'm coming...
04:45Can I have a boo, actually?
04:46Certainly.
04:47Happy Birthday, Brody!
04:50Well, cheers.
04:51Yeah.
04:52And erm, congratulations on your new job, mate.
04:54I'm pretty glad to be here.
04:55I'll be back under a bonnet.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Well, I'm not really working with the engines.
04:59I'm kind of sweeping...
05:00the floor and fetching brews.
05:01Cheers, mate.
05:02Gem.
05:03Hmm?
05:05Have you got to say?
05:06Yeah.
05:07Sure.
05:08What's up?
05:10I might know where Bernie was last night.
05:15What do you mean, might?
05:17Wait.
05:18Yes.
05:20Yep.
05:25Gabby?
05:30it's everything all right fine what do you want I brought you a proper
05:35coffee it looks like we're doing it I said I'm fine
05:40I'll just leave this in
05:45came over to see about the roof well now's no good time no I can see
05:50that and what's that supposed to mean sleeping on the job actually in the job ignoring work
05:55I've been busy with what not work obviously looks like you need I'm drowning I don't need anything
06:00from you not anymore I'm starting to worry about you've no right so go
06:05please we've still got out just go will you
06:10you
06:15sorry Roy I think that's
06:20salt milk I wanted a moving kind
06:21well cheers I'll make you a fresh one
06:23thanks
06:25I never really believed in it milk from us I mean is it really milk
06:30the electric's gone off completely upstairs now
06:32what's happened to your hair
06:33nothing's happened to it
06:35I was trying a new style and then the plug socket went crack on the phone
06:38I've been assured that in her
06:40electrician will be calling at some point this afternoon
06:42ah hello again
06:45are you serious
06:46I'm just here about the electrician
06:48you really shouldn't be here
06:49I'm not here
06:50I'm not here for personal matters just business
06:51I don't care why you're here you need to leave
06:53you all right
06:55do you want me to see him out
06:55I'm just here for work I promise
06:58someone booked an electrician
07:00on the trade block at a website
07:01yes
07:03that would have been me
07:05well here I am
07:10thank you
07:15I'm getting proper worried about her now.
07:19Thought she would have been back.
07:20Before Brodie's party.
07:21Hmm.
07:23Yeah, I think it's a bit wiggle.
07:25You know what I mean?
07:26We're not really his family, are we?
07:28Of course we are.
07:30Right, come on then, you never know.
07:32I'll just not be having that, huh?
07:35Where have you been?
07:40We've been worried sick.
07:42There's no need, I'm fine.
07:44Are you sure?
07:45Where were you?
07:47What happened?
07:48Right, I'll explain to you later.
07:50Now listen, we're all late for Brodie's party, so you get yourselves over there.
07:54I need to...
07:55Wrap his present.
07:55No, I'll wait.
07:57No, it's okay, you get off.
07:59Go on.
08:00Well, listen, you go from here to there, no disappointment.
08:02Right, right, right, I will.
08:04Right, okay.
08:10What?
08:11What?
08:12What?
08:14What?
08:15So, Ryan said he saw you at Chariot Square Hotel last night.
08:20What?
08:21In a hotel room.
08:23With some druggie fella.
08:25What's really going on, Mum?
08:28I haven't got time for your interrogations.
08:31I need to wrap Brady's present and wash this stink off me.
08:34I'll see you later.
08:36But, Mum!
08:37But nothing!
08:39I had a bit of a night and now...
08:40I'm back, OK?
08:42No.
08:44Mum, it's not...
08:45It's not OK.
08:46Who was you with?
08:47It's none of your business.
08:49So can you just leave me alone?
08:50Please.
08:56Ah...
08:57Ah...
08:58Ah...
08:59Ah...
09:01Ah...
09:02Ah...
09:03Ah...
09:04Ah...
09:05Ah...
09:06Ah...
09:08Ah...
09:09Ah...
09:10Ah...
09:11Ah...
09:13Ah...
09:14Ah...
09:15Ah...
09:16Ah...
09:17Ah...
09:18Ah...
09:19Ah...
09:20Ah...
09:21Ah...
09:22Ah...
09:23How's it going?
09:24Yeah, alright.
09:25Is toilet paper that'll be not your thing?
09:27Nah, not really not.
09:28Ah...
09:29Ah...
09:30Naughty W...
09:32PS5 out a bit of COD.
09:34I'm lethal on it.
09:35Ah...
09:36You know, have you ever fancied a game, Brody?
09:38Yeah?
09:39Well, I might set up later...
09:40Ah...
09:41Ah...
09:42Ah...
09:43Ah...
09:44Ah...
09:45Ah...
09:45Ah...
09:46Ah...
09:47Ah...
09:48Ah...
09:49Ah...
09:50Ah...
09:51Ah...
09:52You alright?
09:53Yeah...
09:54Yeah...
09:55That's what I say...
09:55Thanks, Tim.
09:56What for?
09:57You know, giving Brody and the girls a chance at a problem.
10:00Don't be this happy if it weren't for you and Sally.
10:02Ah...
10:03Don't be deft.
10:04It's me that...
10:05It needs to thank you.
10:06Been trying to get a Playstation in the house for years.
10:08I owe you.
10:09Big time.
10:10Right!
10:10Shall we cook the cake?
10:11Ooh, cake.
10:12Yes, please.
10:13Well, it's my turn.
10:14Well...
10:15You can have your turn after we've cooked the cake.
10:17Because it's been out the fridge for 20 minutes.
10:19It'll be past its...
10:20It's best.
10:21No, it won't, Sal.
10:22It's a cake.
10:23It's not raw fish.
10:24Come on, Kate.
10:25I wanna...
10:25Maybe you.
10:26Let you know.
10:27Hiya.
10:28Hiya.
10:29Hiya.
10:30Hiya.
10:31I'm sorry I'm late.
10:32Where's our Brody?
10:33Hiya.
10:34Hiya.
10:35Hiya.
10:36Happy birthday, love.
10:37Cheers.
10:38Cheers.
10:40Cheers.
10:41Can I open that one?
10:42Oh, yeah.
10:43Come on.
10:44Check this.
10:45Oh.
10:46Oh, it's lovely, that.
10:47Thanks.
10:48Heh.
10:50So, everything alright?
10:51Yeah, I'm alright.
10:52I just didn't really wanna be here this...
10:55this morning.
10:56You know, waiting to see if I've got a birthday card on my mum or not.
11:00And the girls were doing my editing.
11:02But...
11:03I don't know what...
11:05I...
11:06I guess I just thought I needed something else.
11:08But I reckon I've got it all.
11:10That's right, love.
11:11You have...
11:12That's right, love.
11:13You have...
11:15And so have I.
11:16Come here.
11:17Happy birthday, darling.
11:19Happy birthday, darling.
11:25I...
11:26You finished.
11:27I'll take it.
11:28Not yet, no.
11:29What?
11:30You're not closing are you?
11:31You started out...
11:32I...
11:33I meant Mal.
11:34Have you found out what's wrong?
11:35Well, it's hard to determine without a full investigation.
11:38But me intuition tells me you have an intimate...
11:40fault in the wiring.
11:41That doesn't sound good.
11:42No.
11:43Oh, well.
11:44What happens then?
11:45I left Alice.
11:46With the electrics.
11:47Finished.
11:50Finito.
11:51Finito.
11:52Finito.
11:53Finito.
11:54Finito.
11:55Finito.
11:56I would prefer...
11:55that we talked about the electrical work required, if you don't mind.
11:58Have you, um...
12:00heard anything from her?
12:01No.
12:02No.
12:03Just...
12:04one or two texts.
12:05to convey my feeling that we shouldn't continue with the correspondence.
12:09It's probably...
12:10we're the best.
12:11She played the pair of us like fools.
12:12Perhaps, yes.
12:13Well, not anymore.
12:14It's...
12:15there's no way I'm going back to Inverness.
12:17I need to be as far away from her as possible.
12:20That's the good thing about this website.
12:22It's like being a cab driver or doing food delivery.
12:25You can accept work wherever you are.
12:26But if I am going to start afresh, I need to earn some money pronto so I can...
12:30have some options.
12:31Everything I have is tied up with her.
12:33Thanks for that.
12:34It was lovely.
12:35Hey, Mike.
12:36I've just been searching online.
12:37You can practically milk anything.
12:39Animals.
12:40Oats.
12:41Nuts.
12:42It's brilliant milk, isn't it?
12:45Fully broke.
12:46What if I could help with your situation?
12:50How?
12:51Why?
12:52Well, I do feel partly to blame for your...
12:55current predicament and her responsibility to help you out of it, sir.
12:59Off.
13:00I wouldn't disagree.
13:01What are you thinking?
13:03Well, how would it be...
13:05what would it be if I were to pay you in advance for the work that's needed?
13:09On the condition that you...
13:10to start immediately or as soon as it's practical?
13:13The sooner the better for me.
13:15Roy?
13:16Are you sure about this?
13:20I am.
13:21Yes.
13:23Come on, Brady!
13:25Here we are.
13:26Here we are.
13:29No candles, sir?
13:30No, because I read this article how germs spread when you blow candles out on a cake.
13:35Sarah didn't do it.
13:36No, slow down.
13:38Where's your speech?
13:39Yes.
13:40Hey guys, come on!
13:41Speech!
13:42Right, calm down.
13:43Erm...
13:44Right, erm...
13:45I know I'm not really one with words.
13:46Erm...
13:47But...
13:50Er...
13:51Thanks.
13:52Right, yeah, that's it.
13:53Oh, come on.
13:54Can I cut this off?
13:55Can I cut this cake or what?
13:56I just think next year you'll be old enough to go clubbing with your nana.
13:58Yes.
13:59Yes.
14:00Sorry, no offence.
14:01No, none's taken and my clubbing days are well and truly behind me.
14:04Er, Sal.
14:05Can I use your loo please?
14:06Yeah, of course you can.
14:07Right, come on.
14:08Let's go and cut this cake in the kitchen.
14:10Yep.
14:11Strip of the game.
14:12See what she said.
14:14See what she said.
14:15Who?
14:16Who?
14:17Your mother.
14:18Where she was, who she was with.
14:19Oh...
14:20Nothing.
14:21Nope.
14:22Nope.
14:23No, cause something's going on.
14:24Yes.
14:25Yeah, well she's back now, isn't she?
14:27Hey, don't stress yourself, Dev.
14:29Just, erm...
14:30Get yourself some cake, yeah?
14:31No.
14:32No.
14:33No.
14:34No.
14:35Have you got a minute?
14:36Of course they have.
14:37Come in.
14:38Take your coat off.
14:39Do you want a brew?
14:40I'm just making...
14:40I'm making one.
14:41What's happening here then?
14:42It's er...
14:43Ronnie and the bad books.
14:45No, no.
14:46Ronnie is picture perfect.
14:47Hm?
14:48This is me practice bed.
14:50The...
14:50I'm going to go to prison.
14:51I'm preparing myself just in case, you know.
14:53Lowering.
14:55Me expectations.
14:56Adjusting me senses.
14:58Alright.
14:59Alright.
15:00What?
15:01That's why I'm peeling potatoes.
15:04Huh?
15:05I'm on skim milk, low fat, no sugar.
15:10You can get full fat milk in prison.
15:12Can ya?
15:13Yeah.
15:14Alright.
15:15Anyway, listen.
15:16Erm...
15:17Have you spoken to Kevin on...
15:20No.
15:21Been around to see him lately.
15:22No.
15:23I'm not sure.
15:25I want to.
15:26Or if I'd be welcome, to be honest.
15:28Understandable.
15:30Why?
15:31What's the matter?
15:32Hmm.
15:33Something's not right with him.
15:34I er...
15:35I went over to the garage before.
15:37I thought I'd better check in after Tyrone told me he was worried.
15:40about him.
15:41So...
15:42I go armed with fancy coffees.
15:43All amicable.
15:44You know.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Go on.
15:47He was sleeping in the back of a...
15:49a car.
15:50That he was working on.
15:51Sleeping.
15:52Sleep?
15:53Yep.
15:54And the...
15:55phone's ringing and...
15:56he just hangs it up.
15:57So I'm like,
15:58are you alright?
15:59Do you need a hand?
16:00And...
16:01Debbie, he just...
16:02he lost it.
16:03He started screaming at me to get out and then...
16:05marched into the office.
16:06Ooh.
16:07That doesn't sound good.
16:08Hmm.
16:10So I'm just...
16:11I'm scared that he's depressed.
16:14Yeah.
16:16I tell you what.
16:17I'll go round and see him tomorrow.
16:19Yeah?
16:20Check if he's alright.
16:23Before I go to prison.
16:25You are gonna be fine.
16:28You are gonna be fine.
16:30Well, yeah.
16:31I know I am.
16:32He's my big brother, isn't he?
16:33I mean, if you end up in prison.
16:34I managed to get out in one...
16:35peace.
16:36I am sure you are gonna be fine.
16:39Ha!
16:41Yeah.
16:42Well,
16:43the Debbie I am right now.
16:45I'm sure I will be.
16:47But...
16:48What if I change that much?
16:50I'm in there, eh?
16:51Yeah.
16:52Yeah.
16:53I'm in there, eh?
16:54Yeah.
16:56Ma'am!
16:58What are you doing sneaking up on me?
16:59What are you...
17:00What are you doing sneaking off and taking drugs?
17:02I've been doing the recycling.
17:03And what about last night?
17:05I had a nibble on a pill.
17:06Is that okay?
17:07Well, who's this fella you were with?
17:09It doesn't matter.
17:10who I was with.
17:11I had a bit of a wobble, okay?
17:15Now,
17:16most of the time,
17:17I think I'm dealing with everything.
17:19But with Billy passing it...
17:20It all got too much.
17:25And this pearl...
17:29Most of the time...
17:30I can handle it.
17:31But every now and then,
17:32I can't.
17:34I can't.
17:35I can't.
17:36I can't.
17:37I can't.
17:38I can't.
17:39I can't.
17:40I can't.
17:41I can't.
17:42I can't.
17:43I am so salty.
17:45I must see more and more everyday.
17:46But he would be turning in his grave if he knew you'd gone.
17:45come back to drugs and dodgy men.
17:47It's not in a grave.
17:48You know what I mean?
17:50Mum, if it's too much for you, you want to lean on Dev, not push him away.
17:55I want to forget that last night it ever happened, OK?
17:58Can I trust you to keep stuck?
18:00Yeah, of course.
18:01I'm not going to say anything, am I?
18:03Got space for this?
18:04Yeah.
18:05Leave it there.
18:11OK, I'm all right.
18:12You get back inside.
18:13I'll deal with this, OK?
18:15Bye.
18:21Bernie?
18:22Bernie?
18:24Bernie?
18:26I fancy seeing you here.
18:28Must be fate.
18:30Hi.
18:31Hi.
18:32Hi.
18:33Hi.
18:34Hi.
18:35Hi.
18:36Hello, big man.
18:37Thought we'd agreed to take shoes off at the door.
18:39Oh, er...
18:40Yeah.
18:41Sorry.
18:44So, what are we having for...
18:45What do you want to say?
18:46Oh, I got some steaks.
18:48Steaks?
18:49Yeah.
18:50Hiya.
18:50Thought I could whip up a nice spring onion mash as well.
18:54Whoa.
18:55Sounds lovely, but it's...
18:56Just, I thought we'd agree to be more, you know, frugal.
19:00Frugal?
19:01Sorry.
19:02I said I'd help.
19:03Not giving you my time.
19:05No, you...
19:06You are helping, erm...
19:07It's just...
19:08Well...
19:09A bit embarrassing, but...
19:10I am grateful.
19:13You know...
19:14On that note, I have...
19:15Been thinking of a way we could curb our spending.
19:17Oh, yeah?
19:18Yeah.
19:19You know, there's this...
19:20Argument that...
19:21That...
19:22When you pay with cash, you spend less because you don't want to have none in your undie.
19:25Pocket.
19:26But when you pay with card, you don't see it or feel it.
19:28So it's just tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, and then it's all gone.
19:30Tell me about it.
19:32So...
19:33We don't mind, what do we...
19:34Get rid of...
19:35Get rid of our cards.
19:36You know?
19:37What do you think?
19:38Well, I suppose it can't hurt.
19:40We're both doing it.
19:41Great.
19:42Where's your cards?
19:43Oh, erm...
19:45Yeah.
19:46Come.
19:47Come.
19:48It's time.
19:49Bye.
19:50I'm just going to do...
19:51Cut them off.
19:52Great minds, eh?
19:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:54That's a big...
19:55Streaming it.
19:56What?
19:57There you go.
19:58Free.
19:59Yeah.
20:00And, er...
20:00What I'm thinking on, in the meantime, give me the details to your online account.
20:04I'll take...
20:05Get control of that until the joint one's set up.
20:06Don't worry.
20:07Look, if you need anything, just ask.
20:10There's no problem.
20:11Alright?
20:12Listen, I know it's going to be hard.
20:13It's going to take some time.
20:15To set it all up.
20:16But, I'm prepared to do that for you.
20:18Alright?
20:19Come here.
20:20Bye.
20:23Since you...
20:24Enlighten...
20:25Last night.
20:26I've had this...
20:27Energy.
20:28Like I...
20:29Could do anything.
20:30At the same time, I've realised how little I have.
20:32Right.
20:33I'll put myself out there.
20:34Get out of there.
20:35Get me comfort zone.
20:36I know I am.
20:37Yeah, well, it's important to do that.
20:39Yeah, well, it's important to do that.
20:40Yeah.
20:41And...
20:42I know that now.
20:43Thanks to you.
20:44Okay.
20:45You know, Alice.
20:46Never encourage me.
20:47In fact, she'll be back.
20:50So?
20:52I left her.
20:53Flippin' heck.
20:54Flippin' heck, indeed.
20:55Well, I don't think you'd actually go through with it.
20:57Well...
20:58I have.
20:59I did.
21:01Right, listen.
21:02About last night...
21:03I can see you're worried, but...
21:04You don't have to.
21:05You don't have to be.
21:06Well, Bob's the word.
21:07Do you know what I mean?
21:08Do you know what I mean?
21:09No, what do you mean?
21:10You drunks.
21:11Do you know what I mean?
21:12You're willing to clear.
21:13Till next time.
21:15Right, listen, last night was fun and I enjoyed our chats, right? I really did.
21:20But I don't think it's a good idea that we see each other again because I'm married.
21:24Fortunately.
21:26That's not going to be possible.
21:28How do you mean?
21:29I've just...
21:30I've just got a job around the corner.
21:32So, erm...
21:33Well, I'm...
21:34I'm sure I'll...
21:35See you again soon.
21:36Alright.
21:40Bye.
21:41Bye.
21:45Bye.
21:50Bye.
21:55Bye.
22:00Bye.
22:05Bye.
22:10Bye.
22:15Bye.
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