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Eastenders - Season 42 - Episode 09: 15Th Jan 2026
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00:00You
00:20Let me know you're okay.
00:35What?
00:37What?
00:39What?
00:41What is that girl thinking?
00:43Brain bottle!
00:45She acts...
00:46It's a bit early for karaoke, innit?
00:49Yeah, we'll be done.
00:51Fine green balls, hanging on the wall...
00:56Oh, calm down.
01:01Oh, Nate, there's no point crying over it.
01:05You've got no respect.
01:06How about a nice cup of tea then?
01:11The kettle's just boiled, but, um, I'll just need packets of milk.
01:14Too many times have I told you, woman, I don't want any damn tea.
01:19Oh, I'm sorry.
01:24Sorry.
01:25Sorry?
01:26Yes.
01:27Just a day.
01:28You know the...
01:29The last time I did this...
01:32I...
01:33I...
01:34I...
01:35I...
01:36Yeah, but...
01:37Now I have time to...
01:39To prepare to do it properly.
01:42Yeah.
01:43With respect.
01:44Tent.
01:45You will.
01:46And guess what?
01:47You're gonna have all of us right...
01:49There...
01:50Beside you.
01:54Hey, has anybody spoken to Jasmine?
01:57Eh?
01:58Um, well, no.
01:59Still early.
02:00Give it an hour.
02:01I'll give her a call.
02:02I'll go and get that milk.
02:04Give it a natur.
02:09Do good.
02:19You
02:29Who'd want to do that today?
02:34I mean, it don't make sense.
02:37Whoever did better hope the police catch him before Robbie does.
02:40Tell him I say get worse in, yeah?
02:43Actually, Penny...
02:44Um, did you have any plans later today?
02:49At lunch?
02:49You want a bite?
02:54You're all right, thanks.
02:58How many...
02:59It's already gonna be like this.
03:01It's already getting boring.
03:02So we're just ignoring last night, then?
03:04Hmm?
03:05Storming off, dashing a drink in my face, staying out all night.
03:09We ain't joined at the hip, darling.
03:11You can do what you want.
03:13Green is not your colour.
03:14First off, I look sick and green, actually.
03:18Brings out my eyes.
03:19And second, Jazz, I'm not gonna lie, you're a mess.
03:24What, you think I care what you think?
03:27I kind of hope you did a bit, yeah.
03:29What I'm making...
03:34Bring it Caribbean.
03:36Well, not in here, you ain't.
03:37This is a caf, not a club.
03:39So either finish your breakfast in here,
03:41or go outside and drink your rum in the gutter.
03:43Choice is yours.
03:44A miserable old cow.
03:46I beg your pardon.
03:46Jazz, chill.
03:47Excuse me.
03:49I'll take it from here, Kathy.
03:51I'll take it from here.
03:51I'll take it from here.
03:54Jasmine, do you remember what is happening today?
03:59Okay, let's go.
04:03Get yourself sobered up.
04:04I'm sorry.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:09Jazz, wait.
04:13Where is he?
04:14Where's dad?
04:14I, uh, I told him to get pizzas.
04:19Can't come back without them.
04:22You don't have to lie to me, you know?
04:23I'm not an idiot.
04:24I know why he ain't there.
04:28I saw the way he looked.
04:29He looked at me.
04:30Probably didn't have one punch, did I?
04:33Took the beat and, like, something.
04:34First off, I was going up.
04:39He's ashamed of me.
04:44That's how I remember her.
04:47She'll always be my kid base.
04:50It goes for you and all.
04:53I was thinking...
04:54I can maybe say a few words.
04:56She had this CD that's got all her favourite songs on.
04:58We can play that.
04:59And Dad, he's ordered a cake, so...
05:03I was just...
05:04I was thinking as well,
05:05we could grab her some of those Chinese lantern things
05:07and we could set them off in the park.
05:10Yeah, sick idea.
05:11Abby hated animals.
05:12Let's celebrate her memory with a wildlife ma-
05:14Jessica.
05:15Fingers crossed we burned a few bunnies.
05:19Okay, so we're all set then, yeah?
05:23Just...
05:24Just us.
05:25Close family.
05:26Us lot.
05:27And...
05:28Obviously.
05:29Penny.
05:30Amy.
05:31Ricky.
05:32How about your mum?
05:33That's gonna be this.
05:34It's a hard no.
05:35Who needs family when you've got your best friends,
05:37Pinot Grigio, right?
05:38She's actually booked...
05:39She's booked herself a holiday.
05:40Oh.
05:41Linda said that she'd bring Annie over.
05:42I know that Abby never met her.
05:44But...
05:45Still.
05:46She's still her sister.
05:47Well, it sounds like a plan.
05:49Should be a nice day, shouldn't it?
05:50Yeah.
05:51What better reason for a family knees up than to remember the death of your big...
05:54sister?
05:55Yeah.
05:56Yeah.
05:57Someone's Oscar the Grouch this morning, ain't they?
05:58Yeah.
05:59You know this was your idea?
06:00So?
06:01Even if it is the best memorial ever...
06:04Dad's still gonna find a way to ruin it.
06:06What happened to building bridges?
06:09Just sitting the bar low, Lauren.
06:11Chances are you won't even pick up the cake without messing it up.
06:14While having an affair with it.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Another one.
06:21Please, Joyce.
06:24Cheers.
06:25Hey.
06:26If the answer's...
06:29in the bottom of that glass, you'll be the first to find it there.
06:34Oh, you're doing well then.
06:35Breaking the cycle.
06:36You're doing well then.
06:37Breaking the cycle.
06:39Some of my people in glass houses.
06:41Some of my people in glass houses.
06:42Some of my people in glass houses.
06:44Some of my people in glass houses.
06:45I hear misery lacks company.
06:49Some of my people in glass houses.
06:50Some of my people in glass houses.
06:51Some of my people in glass houses.
06:52Yeah.
06:54Really great.
06:55This gentleman Yolandi told me what this happened.
06:59What was he doing?
07:01I'm the wrong person to ask Patrick.
07:04I mean, I know that he's gonna be okay, but...
07:07He's not.
07:09You haven't visited him yet?
07:12Not since he woke up.
07:15I know.
07:16What does that make me?
07:18Coward.
07:20Terrible father.
07:23A failure.
07:24Yeah.
07:29I went to a funeral parlor later.
07:34See, Anthony.
07:38I'm going to be the last one.
07:39The last time that I...
07:43Number one.
07:44I'm sorry, Patrick.
07:46I didn't even think.
07:49You know what I would give to swap places with you right now?
07:54He's your son, Robbie.
07:59Your own flesh and blood.
08:05I just keep thinking.
08:08What if I let him down again?
08:09And why if I...
08:11Why if I just can't protect him, you know?
08:14He's the one who can't protect them all the time, but you've got to be there for them.
08:20So it's time to step up, son.
08:23Before I stop.
08:24Wait.
08:29Stop.
08:31I don't want to break what's going on.
08:32I don't want to break the cake.
08:33I don't want to break it.
08:34Kappa said the cake was ready to be picked...
08:34up. My dad was supposed to be picking it up. Morning. Right.
08:39Totally useless, you know. No, I never said you were.
08:43I think I've lost my...
08:44Any appetite now?
08:46It's your ear, Cindy. Use God in Hades.
08:48Huh.
08:49Sticks and stones, Max. Right, about this memorial.
08:54She ain't going. Didn't even meet Abby.
08:56Like it or not, Max, Steve...
08:59...was my son, making me grandmother to Abby Jr.
09:04Ergo, part of the family. You remember, Stephen, don't you?
09:08Right.
09:09Let me give you a hand for this.
09:10Er, no, I don't need help.
09:11What are we doing?
09:12Don't take that.
09:13It's your fault!
09:14No.
09:15It's your fault.
09:16I'm tired, but I'm tired.
09:18Mm-hmm .
09:44You all right?
09:46Peachy.
09:48You do a lot of running then.
09:52You are.
09:53It's about to keep in shape.
09:56Only running I do is away from my problems.
09:59Have a word, mate.
10:00She's young enough to be your daughter.
10:03Yeah, that's a push.
10:05See you later.
10:06See you later.
10:07Bye.
10:08See you later.
10:09Bye.
10:10Bye.
10:12Oh, we were just talking.
10:14No, that is only your business.
10:16True.
10:17True.
10:18But Patrick is.
10:20If you don't want to go to the funeral home then...
10:24Pfft.
10:25Fair enough.
10:26But tell him that.
10:29He's a good man, Jasmine.
10:30He'll understand.
10:31You're not supposed to take your work for that.
10:33Hey.
10:34Hey.
10:35Listen.
10:36Patrick might not be blood.
10:38But he is the best granddad I could have ever have asked for.
10:42And I will do...
10:43Anything to help ease his pain.
10:44Anything.
10:45And if that includes dragging her...
10:48a self-absorbed wrecked by the hair...
10:50I will do it.
10:51I will do it.
10:52I will do it.
10:53I will do it.
10:54He's a good man, is he?
10:55What?
10:56Like father.
10:57Like son.
10:58Good doctor saving the kids from Cambodia.
11:02And then...
11:03You get me.
11:04Round hole.
11:08Meet square peg.
11:09Look at me.
11:10I can't go.
11:13Patrick.
11:14He's...
11:15He's got tears.
11:16Patrick.
11:17He's got tears.
11:18Yes, but...
11:19Anthony is far from perfect.
11:21Trust me.
11:23What do you mean by that?
11:26Nothing.
11:27Shouldn't have said anything.
11:28No, well you've said it now.
11:29It's just...
11:30It's not my place to say, okay?
11:31Oh, but you still expect me to join in?
11:33The Family Sobfest, do you?
11:34Yeah, that's the record!
11:35Yeah, that's my place!
11:36Yeah, that's my place!
11:37Yeah, that's my place!
11:38Fine.
11:39You don't want to tell me.
11:41Trust me.
11:43Jasmine White!
11:44Jasmine White!
11:45Jasmine White!
11:48Oh, my God.
11:50You love me.
11:52Ah, God!
11:53Every time, every single time, Lauren went on my fault.
11:58What was it?
11:59To be fair, at least you had the decency to make the clock up before the big event.
12:03Unlike my wedding.
12:04The christening.
12:05Christmas Day.
12:06What do you mean Christmas?
12:08It hasn't been funny.
12:09You're the one who put the present under the tree.
12:11I'm talking about this Christmas, Dad.
12:14There's always an excuse with you, isn't there?
12:16It's always somebody else's fault.
12:17It's just a cake.
12:18No, it's not.
12:19It's not just a cake, Dad.
12:20It's Abby's cake, isn't it?
12:23It's Abby's cake, my sister's cake!
12:27Right, well, I'm sorry.
12:28Alright?
12:29It's not good enough.
12:30I've changed my mind.
12:31I don't want you there.
12:32What are you...
12:33I'm joking.
12:34Does it look like I'm joking, Dad?
12:38Fine.
12:39I'm not going to be there.
12:40Fine.
12:41I'm not going to be there.
12:43Get someone to read this out.
12:45Just a few words I wrote for abs.
12:48Hope it all goes well, yeah?
12:53Good.
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13:22But I never got the chance to do this for Vincent.
13:27I don't know if this is a blessing or a curse.
13:29It's caucus.
13:32He's ready.
13:35Jasmine?
13:38Okay.
13:39She's ready.
13:40She's ready.
13:41All good?
13:42Yeah.
13:42It's just Chelsea waiting on.
13:45I'll get it.
13:47Where is he?
13:50Where is he?
13:51Where is he?
13:52You.
13:53What aren't you telling me?
13:54I don't understand.
13:56What about Anthony?
13:57Why are you not telling me?
13:58How did you put it?
13:59But he's, he's not a good man.
14:01No, no.
14:02Far .
14:02From perfect actually.
14:03Out of context, that doesn't sound great.
14:05Why wasn't he a good man?
14:08Inviting me here, making out like I'm part of your family.
14:10Jasmine!
14:11Stop!
14:12It's a tough enough day without your guilt tripping him.
14:14No, no.
14:15It's alright.
14:16She ought to know.
14:17Your father Anthony, he didn't really treat all the women around him with the research.
14:22They deserve.
14:23It's not that simple.
14:24It sounds like you're saying he didn't pull the chairs out for them at dinner.
14:27Tell me the truth.
14:28No sugar coating.
14:29Tell me the truth.
14:30No sugar coating.
14:32He was...
14:33Controlling.
14:34Obsessive.
14:35He was...
14:36Controlling.
14:37Obsessive.
14:37His ex-wife took out a restraining order against him, she, and their children.
14:42Apparently, he was obsessed with Zooey.
14:43Apparently, he was obsessed with Zooey.
14:48What?
14:49And you knew?
14:50All of you!
14:51You all knew!
14:52I knew this just before Christmas.
14:53Oh, before you invited me into your house.
14:56Before you...
14:57You told me that I should grieve over his body with you.
14:59Just let your grandfather explain.
15:01He is not...
15:02Not my grandfather.
15:03He is a stranger.
15:04All of you are strangers.
15:05You know what?
15:06I've...
15:07I've had enough of this.
15:08Move.
15:09That's me and White.
15:11Nice one, Chelsea.
15:12I was...
15:13I was trying to help.
15:14Yeah.
15:15Really nailed it.
15:17That's it, babe.
15:18That's it, babe.
15:19That's it, babe.
15:21That's it, babe.
15:22Oh, my God.
15:27Oh, my God.
15:27I thought you said he's on his way.
15:30Yeah, he's waiting for those pizzas.
15:32Come on, it's your move.
15:33He's getting it from me, Ellie, is he?
15:36I can't...
15:37I'm kidding, Mum.
15:40You knew him when he was my age, right?
15:42Let me guess.
15:44Good looking.
15:45Guess any girl he wants.
15:47No other lad there looking me in the eye.
15:49That's the kind of son he thought he'd get.
15:53Instead he gets me.
15:56Listen.
15:58I know you're hurting, babe.
16:00But this pity party has really got to stop.
16:03You're not been paying attention?
16:06Son's...
16:07He's trying to walk in their father's footsteps.
16:09It's hardly gone down well for the blokes in this family, has it?
16:13Yes.
16:15I knew your dad when he was your age.
16:17And trust me, teenage Ravi, he really hates me.
16:22Someone you want to put on a pedestal.
16:27I love you for the boy you've become.
16:30And so does your dad.
16:32You understand?
16:36Good.
16:37Good.
16:39Now it's your move.
16:42Good.
16:43Good.
16:44Good.
16:45Good.
16:46Good.
16:47Good.
16:52Good.
16:53Good.
16:54If I knew any better...
16:56I'd think he was trying to ignore clump.
16:57with me. Sorry Jack, must have other things on my mind. Yeah.
17:02I'm sorry. If it's any comfort why I have an idea, I don't think it's got any...
17:07anything to do with the O.C.G. Oh, nice one. Everything's sorted in here. Oi, oi.
17:12I get it. We've got a lot going on, Robbie, but...
17:17There's a lot riding on this, yeah?
17:20What do I need to tell you what happens to the grass when they...
17:22I go inside, do I? Yeah, I'm trying.
17:24Yeah, well, you need to try harder then.
17:27You get it.
17:27Nicole, and you go. Clear?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Crystal.
17:42Not going to say hi to your dad.
17:47My dad?
17:49Oh, didn't you?
17:52Nothing to do with you being embarrassed about being on a date with me then.
17:57Oh, this is a date, is it?
17:59What did you think it was?
18:00I don't know, just two friends.
18:02Having a drink?
18:03Friends.
18:04Right.
18:06What?
18:07Well, just haven't done what we did, we're most-
18:12Yes, my friends.
18:13I'm going to-
18:17I'm going to go to the bar.
18:20Can you have it?
18:22Spicy mug, if they have them.
18:24Mmm.
18:28Oh, I'm not paying for it.
18:30If it was a date.
18:32Sure, drinks were made, but seeing as it's just two friends having a drink.
18:37They come in.
18:40Aren't it good.
18:41Oh, there are any happily ever after I'll see?
18:42Which one?
18:47Do you want a drink?
18:48Yeah, that was okay.
18:52I like the Beast just done.
18:53I like a drink game.
18:54I'm glad I haven't got a drink.
18:55It's moto-lost.
18:56It's just...
18:59Merely...
19:03FakeY Work.
19:04Dying ansch facing.
19:05Well, I'vestanden it.
19:06miten coffee.
18:42Oh, wait.
18:47I ruined the whole thing.
18:52Uncle Jack has me a teller.
18:56He ain't f***ing.
18:57Funny, Oscar.
18:59How can our dad be like?
19:01I was just going to say...
19:02It's going to take years of therapy to figure out what else.
19:05Come on.
19:06Let's read it.
19:07I know that it's extreme, but you said it yourself.
19:10He's got form.
19:11I think the safest option is just...
19:12Say no.
19:15What?
19:18He needs to be there.
19:20I mean...
19:22Things I'll never get to do with you.
19:24I'll never see you nervously pack your car with...
19:27Cheap Swedish furniture and plush toys before you drive away to your first tiny apartment.
19:32I'll never get to dance with you at your wedding.
19:34Not as your dad.
19:36But as your friend.
19:37Dad wrote that.
19:41Dad wrote that.
19:42Lauren.
19:43It's double-sided.
19:45It's double-sided.
19:48I hate the hold that that man has on us.
19:51Nah, I told you.
19:53Years of therapy.
19:54Oh.
19:57Oh.
19:58Oh.
19:59Oh.
20:00Oh.
20:01Okay.
20:02Ready?
20:03I like that.
20:05I like it.
20:06I like it.
20:07I like it.
20:08My friend and I can't see it.
20:09Oh.
20:10Oh.
20:11I'm hungry.
20:13Okay.
20:14I like it.
20:15Okay.
20:17I just want to make it.
20:18Okay.
20:19I can't see the camera.
20:21I can't see it.
20:24Cool.
20:25After the camera, I haven't seen a few.
20:26really didn't know Anthony he was a he was the golden boy kind
20:31driven dedicated up when he wasn't he made mistakes
20:36we all do from time to time but who is just
20:41if he was here he couldn't um couldn't get back on the ride track
20:46Jasmine he he was a good man you know
20:51do you really believe that if I wanted
20:56to be at peace in the sun
20:58a god to believe it
21:01yes you
21:06know where to find us
21:11you
21:16you
21:21you
21:26you
21:31yeah
21:36alright send me the location
21:38we'll be there in 10
21:41you
21:46you
21:51I'll get it
21:53I'll get it
21:55I'll get it
21:56I'll get it
21:57you
22:01too late to change my mind
22:06no he's all outside
22:10he's um
22:11Waited to bury it in the garden and she started singing. What's that song from Watership Down?
22:15Bright Eye.
22:16Bright Eye, that's it. Sang a little heart out, bless her.
22:21Can you entirely get a straight face?
22:23Barely.
22:24Was that the same one that she gave?
22:26Was it mouth to mouth to?
22:27Yeah, I think so, yeah.
22:29It's hard to keep track.
22:30I mean, she loved it.
22:31She wasn't the best at keeping them alive, was she?
22:37Don't worry mate, she'll come round.
22:39It's not Jasmine.
22:41You've all got nice memories of Abby, just be nice if I had a few more.
22:46Do you know how Abby chose your name?
22:50Oh, yeah.
22:51Well, she did and all.
22:52Took you some convincing, didn't it?
22:53Yeah, well, weren't that common back then.
22:56I think she thought it meant Spear of the Gods or something, but I just kept thinking about
23:01that.
23:01She was a Muppet, you know, the one who lived in the bin.
23:04Well, she got a bang on then, didn't she?
23:06She was a Muppet.
23:09Spear of the Gods?
23:10Oh, can we not-
23:11Let's not turn a nice conversation about Abby into a conversation about-
23:16Private parts.
23:17Oh.
23:18Oh.
23:19Oh.
23:20Oh.
23:21Well done.
23:22I heard you knocked it out of the park with a speech.
23:26Who'd have thought we had?
23:27My brother at Wordsmith.
23:29Yeah.
23:30Well.
23:31Full of surprises.
23:32I know it was it.
23:33Yeah.
23:34Yeah.
23:36Well done.
23:37There was a 10-75 mm In fact, I don't see it.
23:39Yeah.
23:40There's people who got that wall, we've got it.
23:41There's still a few times over the wall...
23:44But there's still a lot of on the wall.
23:45But once weray, we're gonna find thejemarcoach that looked so important.
23:47There's so many people at the window of Michigan, all the time guys had for the
23:50..........
23:52I had high scissors, it's over to ft- Chainuka and I sociale, but there's a lot of
23:55Oh okay, veryuen yepy, but there's one.
23:56So, one day before the fire will see or t-Sea-Bo station..
23:58I will see but there's another kitchen.
24:04But then I was used to put 4 bullets in for the way.
24:05But there was a lot ofytic Nurse- Zackey.
24:06.
24:11It's time.
24:16It's time.
24:21Good plan.
24:26Good.
24:31Good.
24:36Good.
24:37Good.
24:38Good.
24:39Good.
24:40Good.
24:41Good.
24:42Good.
24:43Good.
24:44Good.
24:45Good.
24:46Good.
24:47Good.
24:48Good.
24:49Good.
24:50Good.
24:51Good.
24:52Good.
24:53Good.
24:54Good.
24:55Good.
24:56Good.
24:57Anyway, it had to happen.
25:02That will be known on the...
25:07on the Day of Judgment.
25:11But what we know is...
25:12He's free from his...
25:17romance in this world.
25:22He's free from his...
25:27Goodbye, son.
25:31So...
25:32I'm so sorry I let you down.
25:34Alright.
25:37I'm so sorry I let you down.
25:42I'm so sorry.
25:47Can I stay for a minute?
25:49Stay as long as you need.
25:51I'm so sorry.
25:55I'm so sorry.
25:57I'm so sorry.
26:03I spent my whole life wondering what I was going to say to you.
26:07It was kind of hard when I didn't really know what kind of man you would be.
26:11It turns out I got it all wrong.
26:15It turns out I got it all wrong, though, didn't I?
26:17So, yeah.
26:19I thought that you were this brilliant man.
26:23It turns out I got it all wrong.
26:25It turns out I got it all wrong.
26:27I got it all wrong.
26:29But now...
26:31Now I know the truth.
26:33I'm not sorry at all.
26:35Hey!
26:36Hey, stop it!
26:37I'm filming you!
26:38Get off!
26:39Get off!
26:40Get off!
26:41Get off!
26:42Get off!
26:43Get off!
26:44Hello, professor!
26:46Okay?
27:03I do not know the truth.
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