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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 03: Monday, 5Th January 2026
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00:00Please doctor, I just want to know!
00:03I'm afraid you have vascular depression.
00:05Surprise!
00:07We thought we'd give you a pre-wedding pamper session.
00:10You are Kevin and Carl.
00:11They're at each other's throats all the time.
00:13Do it for Debbie.
00:14Have you finished?
00:15You stay away from me, I'll stay away from you.
00:17Kevin and Carl have decided to bury the-
00:20Temporary ceasefire.
00:21To love and to cherish until death do us part.
00:24I'm gonna-
00:25I'm gonna lay him out and he's not gonna get up.
00:27He'll be too late.
00:28He's leaving tonight.
00:29He's escaping back to you.
00:30All you have to do is behave yourselves for one day!
00:35He was driving the car what hit Tyrone.
00:37You probably did drive that car into Tyrone and Kevin had-
00:40I need proof.
00:41What on this?
00:42You spoke to my mum before she died and you didn't tell me?
00:45We can sort this out!
00:46Please Carl!
00:47Not today!
00:48Or maybe they'd be a sweet partner.
00:50I can't really say too much about it.
00:52Look, if you didn't want to marry me you could have just said no!
00:54Don't-
00:55It's me just as much as him.
00:59Shame to waste that hotel.
01:00We'll go.
01:01But don't expect too much.
01:03This has been edited.
01:05You've got to get away from him.
01:06He loves me.
01:07I'm worried about Carla.
01:09She might be in danger.
01:11That gang again innit?
01:12You could have killed us.
01:13I still love you Carla.
01:14But I think it's time to-
01:15I'm gonna let you go now.
01:16I reckon he's close to cracking the case.
01:17He just won't let up until he's got his man.
01:20We need to get out of here.
01:21Then we're staying at the Chariot Square.
01:23Before we head out to Spain tomorrow.
01:24So-
01:25Lisa has given me Carla's engagement ring to hand back to her.
01:28Look at this picture.
01:29Zoom in on her hand.
01:30She's-
01:30She's wearing it.
01:31Stop!
01:32You're scaring me now!
01:33We need your phone sweetheart.
01:34We're getting new ones for-
01:35All of us.
01:36That hair isn't hers.
01:37It's Carla's.
01:40Most Scooby paying for us.
01:41This Campus Vice's going to be.
01:42You got to go!
01:43It is moving.
01:44Please put me on.
01:45It is going to take to fly something like yourợt stoppie.
01:50?
01:55Now it's...
01:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:59Sir!
02:00...
02:00...
02:01Long news hundreds!
02:03I hope my coworkers and tonight willẻ took me a moment.
02:05This Mission is Washington.
02:07rices.
02:08Teachers were like Mr.
02:09I said upside down you turned me
02:13You're giving up
02:14And stick to me
02:15Round and round you're turning me
02:19Upside down
02:22Boy you turned me
02:24Upside down
02:26And round and round
02:29Upside down
02:31Boy you turned me
02:33And go
02:34You're giving up
02:36Boy you turned me
02:36And go
02:38You're giving up
02:40Boy you turned me
02:40Well, Google Play
02:42And go
02:42Boy you turned me
02:44And go
02:45Boy you turned me
02:45Yeah
02:46Boy you turned me
02:47Easy
02:48Something
02:49Only say
02:50I tried
02:51But I will
02:52I will
02:54Not go
02:56Go
03:34Karla never left the country.
03:39I've got an ANPR on Becky's license plate now.
03:42Hold on.
03:44Lauren.
03:45Just wake up.
03:46Find that car.
03:54Any idea why Betsy's gone?
03:55Nope.
03:56Right, Lauren, this is serious.
03:58She told me not to say help.
03:59Right, well if you know anything...
04:01Lauren, she called me.
04:03She could be in danger.
04:04She's gone to Spain, haven't she?
04:05She's gone tonight.
04:06Which airport?
04:07I don't know, she didn't say.
04:08Plus the phone's dead.
04:10Seems a bit odd to me, all this.
04:12She's gone.
04:13She's gone.
04:14I don't know.
04:15This phone's awful.
04:16Oh, stop being a d***.
04:17teenager i am a teenager you two get loaded up i'll sort the bill
04:22don't be long
04:27enjoy your stay yeah i'm fine just
04:32will you uh text this number trying please tell me to give it to carl
04:37here's from her
04:42are you coming or what yeah i'm just finishing up
04:47you
04:52I'm sorry.
04:57No, no, it's a new number.
05:02I wonder why she's changed it.
05:04Hey, baby!
05:07You having fun?
05:08Yeah, it's lovely, but you know what weddings are like?
05:12Everyone's leather trying to get me to enjoy myself.
05:15If you want to leave early, just tip me.
05:17Give me a wink, okay?
05:18It's not a problem.
05:19Thank you, Dad.
05:20Pala hat.
05:21Pala.
05:22Hello?
05:27Pala.
05:28Pala.
05:29Pala.
05:30Pala.
05:31So, all that love chat.
05:32I've come over all gooey and I've decided I'm going to forgive you.
05:36Can I buy you a drink?
05:37It's a free bar.
05:38I can still order them.
05:39Free champagnes, please, bartender.
05:41All right.
05:42I get one, do I?
05:43I told you, Steve.
05:44I'm a gooey mess.
05:45Yeah, it's in Cassie anyway.
05:47You've been anywhere, have you?
05:48No, not since we had a few glasses of bubbly.
05:51Oh, she would.
05:52I'm really knocking them back.
05:53That doesn't sound like Cassie.
05:55She's on a bend.
05:57Big emphasis on it.
05:58It's been ages.
05:59She has a couple.
06:00She'll be under the table.
06:02A couple more.
06:03She'll be under the waiter.
06:07Big voice.
06:08Big Julian.
06:09Big Julian.
06:10Big Julian.
06:11Big Julian.
06:12Big Julian.
06:12Hello? Found Becky's car? When?
06:17Well, that's nearly a week ago. Right, well just send me a little...
06:22location. Right, bye-bye, bye-bye.
06:27Where are you?
06:32Where are you?
06:37Can you take me home?
06:42Yes. I'm sorry, I... I just... I can't.
06:47See you here, man.
06:49There's only chance I could stay with you tonight.
06:52Please. Of course.
06:55The tab's already text.
06:57It says Asher wants to leave a bit early, so I'll just...
06:59I'll ask around and see if anyone else wants to come.
07:01I know, it's...
07:02It's a lot to ask her.
07:03No, it's fine.
07:05I'll just... I can always...
07:07come back and get everyone else later.
07:09I'm sorry, I... I can't. I...
07:12You've got nothing to feel sorry about.
07:17It's over.
07:18You don't have to live with this manipulation anymore.
07:22I can't.
07:23I can't.
07:24I can't.
07:25I can't.
07:26Oh.
07:27You are safe.
07:31You are safe.
07:32You are safe.
07:34Hey.
07:37Hey.
07:38Hey.
07:39Hey.
07:40Hey.
07:41Hey.
07:42Hey.
07:43It's awesome.
07:44That's passed Alrighty.
07:45Ooh.
07:46Hey.
07:47Hey.
07:48Hey.
07:49Hey.
07:51Hey.
07:52Hey.
07:53Hey.
07:54Hey.
07:55Hey.
07:56Hey.
07:57Hey.
07:58Hey.
07:59Hey.
08:01Hey.
08:03Hey.
08:04Hey.
08:07Hi.
08:07Hey.
08:09Hey.
08:12Like what?
08:12Is he talking because he said he wouldn't be?
08:17What do you think?
08:18No.
08:19Well, me and Pop Junior really appreciate it.
08:22And anyway, you don't have to have a drink to have a good time.
08:25I know, but it helps, doesn't it?
08:28Oh, this is our tune, sweetheart.
08:30May I request the...
08:33In front of all these people.
08:34Oh, you know, I hate to be the centre of the...
08:37Well, maybe just this once you can overcome your customary crippling shyness.
08:42And take the floor.
08:52Bye.
08:53Bye.
08:57Bye.
08:59Bye.
09:02Bye.
09:03Bye.
09:07Bye.
09:08Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:13Bye.
09:17Bye.
09:18Oh, it's derelict.
09:19So what would Becky be doing here?
09:23I just feel like we're wasting our time.
09:25It seems one step ahead of us.
09:27Bye.
09:28Bye.
09:29Bye.
09:30Bye.
09:31Bye.
09:32Bye.
09:32Bye.
09:33Bye.
09:34Bye.
09:35Bye.
09:36Bye.
09:37Bye.
09:38Bye.
09:39Bye.
09:40Bye.
09:41Bye.
09:42Bye.
09:43Bye.
09:44Bye.
09:45Bye.
09:46Bye.
09:47Bye.
09:48Bye.
09:49Bye.
09:50Bye.
09:51Bye.
09:52Bye.
09:53Bye.
09:54Bye.
09:55Bye.
09:56Bye.
09:57Bye.
09:58Bye.
09:59Bye.
10:00Bye.
10:01Bye.
09:37they're not going to okay a diving team unless
09:42I'll call you back hello
09:47hello
09:52you
09:57you
10:02you
10:07you
10:12you
10:17you
10:19I thought it's all
10:20no drink
10:22in Lark
10:22at weddings
10:23were going to be easy
10:24I'm dry too
10:25it's not that hard
10:27you know people expect me to be fun at parties
10:30very soon
10:32to the loop
10:33well
10:34you know what they say
10:37what the eyes don't see
10:38but the heart doesn't
10:40here for the bog was a mile long
10:42but
10:42Ronnie give me his room case up
10:43what the hell's that
10:45oh how did that get there Ryan
10:47that's
10:47that's my bad
10:48that's my bad
10:49I tempted him
10:50well clearly you didn't take too much tempting
10:52did he
10:52oh
10:54Shona
10:57yeah go on man
11:00yeah
11:00go on man
11:02Shona
11:06Shona
11:07it's
11:11Karstele
11:12Miss Cardi's
11:14I was looking for him as well
11:17But knowing him, he's already got rid of the footage of him running down Ty
11:22Are you going somewhere?
11:23Er, well I'm trying to get a cab but the M62 is closed so it's chaos
11:27I'd give you the lift but I'm not sure you'd enjoy the conversation
11:32Abbey
11:37I've got nothing more to say to you
11:41I have
11:42Then you'll never see me again
11:47I've got nothing more to say to you
11:52I'm not a cab
11:54I'm not a cab
11:56I'm not a cab
11:57It's taking the airlines now
11:59You need to go to a doctor
12:00They might not be flying
12:01Eh?
12:02Take your passport
12:02That I found in Beckysplatt
12:03It had a ferry stamp on it
12:05Like from Hull to Rotterdam
12:07I mean, that might be how she disappeared the first time
12:09Right, well do you remember the name they were using?
12:11No, I don't
12:12I mean, she's not stupid is she?
12:13She'll know you lot will be all over the airports
12:15We need to get to Hull
12:17You need to get checked out
12:18No!
12:19They get on that ferry with us
12:20They could be gone for good
12:21Who knows what they
12:22Cycle's capable
12:23Carla, I'm not gonna just
12:24Just drive kids
12:27What?
12:28I didn't even have any
12:29I don't care
12:30I just need to pee
12:31I can't be
12:32I can't be
12:33I can't be
12:34I can't be
12:35All right
12:36Yeah, hang on! Hang on, we're coming!
12:41Oh, thank you!
12:44What are you doing in there?
12:46Well, I wasn't having a bubble bath, was I?
12:48That evil cow, Tracy, she locked me in!
12:51Look at the flaming killer!
12:53Wait!
12:55That's...
12:56I've just been thinking, I'm having a bad day.
12:58Oh, look, come on, show note.
13:00Look, I said I would...
13:01I wouldn't drink, alright?
13:02And I haven't.
13:03I love you!
13:04I'd do anything for you and the baby.
13:06I know.
13:07Now get out the way before wet myself.
13:11I said romance is dead.
13:16Hey!
13:17She told me...
13:18Hey!
13:19She told me...
13:20Hey!
13:21Hey!
13:21She told me she needed help with her zip, but she couldn't get her trousers off for
13:24a pig!
13:25You...
13:27Cassie, don't you know how sly she is by now?
13:29Then...
13:30She sure...
13:31She told me...
13:32I landed in the bath and she locked me in!
13:33Well, Mum said that you were off getting bladdered somewhere.
13:35Well, Mum said that you were off getting bladdered somewhere.
13:36Don't take her side!
13:37Sides!
13:38You can lock her in the toilet!
13:40Well...
13:41It was the bridal suite, so at least it was a nice one.
13:44Come on, Steve.
13:45Let's go.
13:46Okay, ladies, let's not spoil the big day.
13:48Can't we just call it a silly prank and just get on?
13:51Yeah, Cassie.
13:52No hard feelings, eh?
13:53I'll give you hard feelings right across...
13:56That's not much of yours!
13:57Cassie, Cassie, Cassie!
13:58Come on, let's go.
14:02Trust, Tracy, to lower the tone.
14:04Oh, you can't hide con...
14:06Come on, Mum.
14:07I don't know where.
14:08Must have put our Kevin and now it's the lady in red ca-
14:11I've got clients all day tomorrow and I've drunk way-
14:16Way more than I should have.
14:17But he's taking the minibus back early, so I thought I'd catch a lift.
14:20Lightweight.
14:21You've not seen our car love you.
14:23Why would they?
14:24I want to ask it.
14:25What is it?
14:26Yes.
14:27Boys only.
14:28No, no, no, no excuses.
14:29No black wedding is con-
14:31Complete without this one.
14:32Let's show me how it's done.
14:36Open up there.
14:38Remember to enter our car showing a little service.
14:41Kid iscad закcared for the business.
14:42Boy.
14:43WRYíem Foundation is a shit disguised for today.
14:44When you are playing faculty, everyone makes specialire."
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15:00You have no idea how badly I've been, eh?
15:04You have...
15:05You've got to be joking.
15:06After what you've done to me, to your family.
15:08Ah, yes, my...
15:10Precious, loving family always looking out for me.
15:13What do you want, Carl?
15:16Just to say...
15:19It went on.
15:20Not all that bad.
15:23When I first saw you.
15:25Chrisco's car park?
15:28Come on, you felt the same.
15:30I am not giving you a single minute more of my time.
15:35You've taken way too much from me already.
15:39No, goodbye, kid.
15:40Ooh!
15:42Oh, safe flight.
15:44All right, see you.
15:45Keep in yourself.
15:46Yeah, mate.
15:47Treat myself to an upgrade.
15:49You've got a free shot.
15:50Champagne in the business lounge, you know?
15:53Well, even early to get away from you.
15:55Yeah, well, I'm not staying here on my own.
15:57Amy's in there.
15:58She's not talking to me.
16:00Well, we are.
16:03Hiya!
16:05We had a nice time.
16:06You're not sitting with us.
16:08What have I done to you?
16:09Nothing.
16:10We just don't...
16:10There's no line here.
16:12Hey!
16:13You all right?
16:14I have to go.
16:15Thank you, buddy.
16:17I can't thank you enough.
16:18All right.
16:19Come on.
16:20Come on.
16:21Come on.
16:22Come on.
16:23Come on.
16:24Come on.
16:25Come on.
16:27Come on.
16:28Come on.
16:29Come on.
16:31What have you got them for?
16:32If you were a florist, you'd have took them and all.
16:34What are you going to sell?
16:35Well, I'm not giving them away.
16:36Call the board.
16:37All right.
16:40I'll be sitting comfortably.
16:41I'll leave it here.
16:42I'll be sitting comfortably.
16:44I'll leave it here.
16:45No one without me, are you?
17:00Ryan, it's Carla.
17:05No, I'm not on holiday.
17:07Look, it's a long story.
17:08Just shut up and listen, all right?
17:09Have you heard from me?
17:10Please.
17:14Okay.
17:15Send that number to this phone.
17:16Now.
17:17Now, Ryan.
17:18She's left him a different number.
17:20Right, we'll call her, but if she's with beckoning, we don't want her cutting an under whistle.
17:23Okay.
17:25Bye.
17:26Bye.
17:27Bye.
17:29Bye.
17:30You all right doing this?
17:33Yes, I'm all right doing this.
17:35Bye.
17:36Bye.
17:37Okay.
17:38Bye.
17:39Bye.
17:40Bye.
17:41Bye.
17:43No signal.
17:44Well, let's patch you around here.
17:45Bye.
17:45Keep calling.
17:50Keep calling.
17:55Where have you two been?
18:00Sally's looking for you, but conga.
18:02Oh, the ladies were chocoblox, so Christina had to...
18:05We in a road to death through a bush.
18:07It's a five-star hotel, this.
18:09You don't expect...
18:10It gets to be squatting in shrubbery with the knickers round the rack, Coles.
18:13Who says I'm wearing it?
18:14Hey, have you seen our car?
18:16Yeah, we saw him in the car park.
18:18I just hope we didn't get an...
18:19It's my fault!
18:21Woo!
18:24Carl!
18:28Carl!
18:29You can't be driving!
18:32You've had too much to drink!
18:34You're gonna...
18:34It's not me!
18:35It's a flaming well, I'm.
18:36You might have a death wish, but does that include me or no?
18:39Well, let's find out.
18:41Let's find out.
18:44Carl, you can't drive, you shoddled!
18:47Carl, stop!
18:49Stop it!
18:54And good riddance.
18:59You're just too good!
19:04To be true, can't take my eyes off of you.
19:09You'd be like heaven to touch.
19:14Oh, you're a sad cow, you Tracy.
19:20Even your own daughter can't stand you.
19:22Ah, well, your own mother can.
19:24Can't stand you.
19:25So maybe we've got more in common than you think.
19:29I was worried.
19:32You know, when I couldn't find you.
19:34Hey, hi.
19:34I threw up.
19:36After you went back down, I must have had a dodgy prawn.
19:39Awesome.
19:40Oh, baby.
19:44Touch him.
19:46Touch him.
19:49Touch him.
19:50Touch him.
19:53Touch him.
19:54How could she keep him from me?
19:58My old mother.
19:59On her deathbed.
20:01Calm down, Carl.
20:01You're gonna kill us.
20:03Live fast.
20:04Die youngsters.
20:09You're gonna kill us.
20:12You're gonna kill us.
20:14You're gonna kill us.
20:15You're gonna kill us.
20:16I'm gonna kill you.
20:17I'm gonna kill you.
20:19What are you gonna do?
20:20We can't just ram them off the road.
20:22I can't let them get to the motorway.
20:24He could kill them both.
20:25I've told you, M62's closed.
20:29I look-
20:29I'm looking for the most likely room.
20:34I'll take 26 degrees.
20:38It's a huge-
20:39Whose phone is that?
20:41Well, it must be Ryan.
20:42I left him my number.
20:43Why'd you do that?
20:44Don't answer it.
20:45Will you stop barking orders at me?
20:47It might be important.
20:49Bye.
20:50Bye.
20:54How was the wedding?
20:57How was the wedding?
20:58How was the wedding?
20:59How'd you go?
21:00How did you do that?
21:02How did you do that?
21:03Well, that's gonna be lovely.
21:04Mm-hmm.
21:07And it's all.
21:09Mm-hmm.
21:14Stop the car.
21:18Why?
21:20Stop the car.
21:21Lisa, calm down.
21:22What?
21:23What is it?
21:24What did he say?
21:24Mom, you're scaring me.
21:25Oh, please don't tell me that was Carla.
21:27Just pull over.
21:29Mom?
21:30Don't let her!
21:31Ah!
21:34Ah!
21:35Ah!
21:37Ah!
21:38Ah!
21:39Ah!
21:40Ah!
21:41Ah!
21:42Ah!
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