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00:00President Trump is also hitting the campaign trail ahead of the mid-
00:05term elections this year. During a stop in Iowa on Tuesday, the president made his pitch
00:10directly to voters for the first time in 2026.
00:13So there was a time-
00:15That you weren't allowed to use the words law and order. You weren't allowed to use the term Christmas.
00:20But we brought that back-
00:21There was a time when you couldn't say law and order-
00:25There was a time you couldn't say Merry Christmas, but now it's-
00:30It's time to say both. You have the right to remain jolly because-
00:35Santa is checking his naughty list and he's not being nice about it.
00:40Claws and order. Santa Victims Unit.
00:43Ho ho!
00:45It's the Link Show with Stephen Colbert!
00:50Tonight, Agent Switch and Bad Bunny-
00:55Takes the Colbert Questionnaire!
00:58Plus, Stephen-
01:00Welcome!
01:01Catherine Lanasa!
01:05Featuring Lewis Kato and the Link Show Band!
01:10And now, live on tape from the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York-
01:15New York City, it's Stephen Colbert!
01:20Go!
01:21Hey!
01:22Go!
01:23There you go!
01:24Go!
01:25Let's go!
01:26Let's go!
01:27Let's go!
01:28Bravo!
01:30Woo!
01:34Woo!
01:35Thanks, everybody.
01:37Welcome, one and all, in here, out there.
01:39All...
01:40All around the world.
01:41To The Late Show, I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
01:43Ladies and gentlemen...
01:45I don't have to tell any of you, it's been a hell of a week.
01:50I'm sorry, I read that wrong.
01:52It's been hell.
01:53Um...
01:54Right now...
01:55The Minnesotans are still being terrorized by Trump's goons, and it's not entirely clear...
02:01It's not entirely clear when it will end.
02:04In the wake of two...
02:05In the wake of two murders by anti-immigration agents, Trump has removed Border Patrol Commander
02:09Greg Bovina...
02:10seen here embodying Coco Chanel's famous motto, I love Nazis.
02:15Bovina has been replaced in Minnesota by Border Czar and...
02:20the happiest meatball in the steam tray...
02:23Tom Homan.
02:25That's all we know.
02:26It's too early to know if Trump is actually trying to...
02:30re-escalate the violence, or just rearranging the douchebags on the Titanic.
02:35Right now, so far, so far from what we can tell...
02:40It looks a little bit...
02:41It looks a little bit like option B, because this morning, Trump posted...
02:45Surprisingly, Mayor Jacob Frye has just stated that Minneapolis does...
02:50not and will not enforce federal immigration laws.
02:53This is after having had a very...
02:55very good conversation with him.
02:56Could somebody please explain that he is playing with...
03:00with fire?
03:01I had a very good conversation.
03:04No, folks?
03:05I had a very good conversation with Mayor Frye.
03:07Just had a great relationship with his uncle, Mayor...
03:10Mayor McCheese.
03:11But now, folks, now Mayor Frye is...
03:15He should be playing with fire when he should be playing in the fryer.
03:20The administration is feeling the heat because Americans are outraged.
03:23Anti-ice sentiment is everywhere.
03:25In fact, this weekend, on Instagram, Reddit, TikTok, and YouTube,
03:29posts critical...
03:30the example of ICE went viral even in apolitical online spaces.
03:34For example, on one...
03:35on my subreddit, for playfully patting your cat like you're playing the bongos...
03:40the moderator got a record number of upvotes after posting, quote,
03:43if you still support Trump slash...
03:45your eyes even slightly, you're not welcome in this sub.
03:50Do you hear that?
03:51Do you get that?
03:52Do you understand that?
03:54If you support...
03:55the fascists, your hands have no place tapping sweet somber rhythms
03:59on your cat's...
04:00Bongo butt.
04:01Which means the revolution has a new...
04:05fight song.
04:06Hit it!
04:10Cat seems to like it.
04:11Yeah.
04:12I wouldn't mind that.
04:15What?
04:16What?
04:17What?
04:18What?
04:19What?
04:20What?
04:21Naturally, a lot of the anger has been directed at Homeland Security Secretary and...
04:25girlfriend, a lonely sailor made from driftwood and kelp.
04:30Christie Noem.
04:31Christie Noem.
04:32On Saturday, Noem was quick to call...
04:35Freddie a domestic terrorist without evidence.
04:38Now...
04:39House...
04:40Democrats are threatening to impeach her, and even some Republicans are demanding her
04:44resignation.
04:45But yesterday...
04:46That's pleasant.
04:50Something.
04:51But yesterday, Trump said no when asked by a reporter...
04:55if Noem would step down, adding,
04:57I think she's doing a very good job.
05:00Folks.
05:01Nope.
05:02She's doing excellent.
05:03There's no one else...
05:05I'd rather have everyone blame for my mindless cruelty.
05:08She's perfect.
05:09For...
05:10First off, she's a woman, and nobody likes that.
05:15For her part, Noem is trying to blame other people for immediately labeling a murder victim
05:20a domestic...
05:20Yesterday, she reportedly said,
05:22Everything I've done, I've done in the direction of...
05:25of the President and Stephen Miller.
05:27Oh.
05:28So, you were just...
05:30following orders.
05:31This was...
05:32This was all just a nothing burger.
05:35Oh, wait.
05:36I'm sorry.
05:37I misread that.
05:38It's a Nuremberger.
05:40But...
05:41Much of Noem's...
05:42Mm-hmm.
05:45But this much of Noem's story does check out, right after Freddie was killed.
05:50Miller called him an assassin intent on massacring law enforcement, but now...
05:55He sang.
05:56That wasn't his idea, either.
05:57Yesterday, he told reporters,
05:59Any early...
06:00These comments made were based on information sent to the White House through Customs and
06:04Border Protection.
06:05So, Kristi Noem, who runs Customs and Border Protection, heard it from Stephen Miller.
06:10Who says, he heard it from Customs and Border Protection, run by Kristi Noem.
06:15This is a real snake eating its own tail, which I believe...
06:20This is how Stephen Miller reproduces.
06:22It's just...
06:25It's just...
06:26Crazy!
06:27Thank you, Mr. John.
06:28Thank you, Mr. John.
06:30Yesterday, during a press event with...
06:35...Iowa farmers, Trump was asked about the trouble in Minnesota, warning, if...
06:40If you're a fan of the song, Eye of the Tiger, this might make you like it less.
06:45Why did you decide to shake up your leadership team in Minnesota and send Tom...
06:50All the time I shake up teams, everybody here, these are a lot of owners of farms and places...
06:55...and shake up your team if they can't do the crops fast enough?
06:58That was an insane analogy to...
07:00...and make while blasting that song in the background.
07:03If you work for a farm...
07:05...and you do crops too slow...
07:07...or you just maybe did a little...
07:10...murder...
07:13De-escalation or not, things in...
07:15...and Minnesota are still very tense.
07:17Case in point, last night, Minnesota Congresswoman Elon Musk...
07:20...and Omar, a very frequent target of the president's, was speaking in a town hall...
07:25...where she was attacked by a man with a mystery liquid. Take a look.
07:28And DHS secretary...
07:30...Christy Noem must resign or face impeachment.
07:35Okay.
07:39Okay.
07:40Representative Omar is okay and admirably tough on...
07:45...under pressure. Check out, during the attack...
07:47...she moves toward danger and then cocks her arm back.
07:50That means that
08:03we've tried to fully calm down...
08:09The following day...
08:11...infachlean the right away...
08:13Phase depершion...
08:14They say, it makes he happy to get melodious...
08:16...and Macillion, Macillion.
08:17Stop dancing...
08:1855-year-old man named Anthony J. Kazmierczyk as of this taping.
08:23We didn't know what his motivations were.
08:25It might have been Donald Trump, it might have been Captain Moore.
08:28Witnesses say that Kazmierczyk
08:33sprayed Omar with a strong-smelling liquid from this syringe.
08:37Some...
08:38Some on the internet speculated it was urine.
08:40If so, Anthony, you gotta hydrate immediately.
08:43Turns out...
08:48Turns out, I'm happy to say, turns out the substance was apple cider vinegar.
08:53That's right, vinegar.
08:55That's more dangerous than you think.
08:56If she had had baking soda in her...
08:58in her pocket...
08:59He could have turned her into a volcano.
09:03She's fine.
09:04She finished her speech.
09:05The guy's in jail.
09:06Now, clearly, when it comes to...
09:08When he comes to Minnesota, Trump has a big PR problem
09:11on his decomposing hands.
09:12So, yesterday...
09:13He tried to change the narrative by flying out to Iowa
09:16for a rally about the economy...
09:18There's just one problem.
09:19We just found out that, in January,
09:21consumer confidence collapsed.
09:23And, in January, it drops to its lowest level since 2014.
09:26Well, yeah.
09:27That year...
09:28Everyone's confidence collapsed after John Travolta tried to introduce Idina Menzel.
09:33Please welcome the wickedly talented one and only Adele Dazeem.
09:38It never gets old.
09:42I just...
09:43I just like watching it.
09:48We don't even have a follow-up joke.
09:51We just want to...
09:53We just want to watch that as often as we can.
09:55Every month...
09:56Here's the thing.
09:57Every month, something called the...
09:58Conference Board releases a Consumer Confidence Index,
10:01and this January, the numbers are truly...
10:03I'm talking about 84.5, 65.1, and 113...
10:08Do you know what that means?
10:10You don't.
10:11Because I don't, and that's...
10:13Scary.
10:14Where are we headed from here?
10:16293.5?
10:1847.6?
10:19Or the unthinkable...
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10:33Any Ав Bitf6?
10:34Used to件事情.
10:35Around the pandemic.
10:36Directly делать time.
10:37You coyoteず give him parts where he fought.
10:38I just want to disappoint the knives and Robin Mahal.
10:39And that's their own movies.
10:40That's their own movies.
10:41At least, in fact, we're uhhh...
10:42Huh, well?
10:43I just didn't get the camera dice.
10:44Ar causate tickets.
10:45That's all great news.
10:46He should do two ways, goodbye.
10:48Go ahead!
10:498 mark.
10:50Pro一點 point.
10:51That's going on.
10:52Spider over означation
10:53The even lessν.
10:54Psycho centres are really died.
10:55Must pass動ammed,
10:56Doctor Ron.
10:57IS FLOODING INTO THE POTOMAC RIVER.
10:58THAT'S RIGHT, WASHINGTON, D.C. HAS AN UNSTOPPABLE...
11:02A LITTLE GEYSER OF POOP.
11:04AND NOW THERE'S ONE IN THE POTOMAC, TOO.
11:07ACCORDING TO REPORTS, THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
11:12THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
11:17THAT JOKE COURTESY OF LITTLE RICHY DOM, AGE 8.
11:22AND THEN, ACCORDING TO REPORTS, THE OOPSY POOPY HAPPENED
11:25WHEN PART OF A MAJOR SEWER LINE...
11:27WHEN TARY'S WAISTWATER COLLAPSE, EXPERTS ESTIMATE THE OVERFLOW
11:30OF SEWAGE...
11:3240 MILLION GALLONS A DAY, THAT'S SOME DEEP DOO-DOO.
11:37LIKE ALL STORIES INVOLVING POOP GEISERS, THIS IS GOING TO GET WORSE BEFORE
11:42IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE WHILE MUCH OF THE SEWAGE MAY BE LOCKED IN ICE AT
11:46THE MOMENT, IT'S UN...
11:47IT'S UNCLEAR WHAT THE EFFECT WILL BE WHEN IT'S RELEASED LATER, ACCORDING...
11:52TO THE RIVER-KEEPER.
11:54YES.
11:56THE RIVER-KEEPER.
11:57HA HA HA!
11:59BA-
12:01BA-
12:02THOU, MORTAL SLAVES, YOUR PRECIOUS TERRAFIRMA, AND HEED THE POTENTI-
12:07I MENT AND enforce THE POTENTI-
12:08SON, VERY MAJORIST CRY OF I, THE RIVER-KEEPER.
12:10RIGHT?
12:11RIGHT?
12:12RIGHT?
12:13RIGHT?
12:14RIGHT?
12:15RIGHT?
12:15RIGHT?
12:16RIGHT?
12:16RIGHT?
12:16RIGHT?
12:17RIGHT?
12:18right?
12:19RIGHT?
12:20RIGHT?
12:20RIGHT?
12:21RIGHT?
12:12For I may keep the river, but who keeps me?
12:17It's a water safety non-profit in D.C.
12:20Fun fact, the river keepers.
12:22I don't know his name.
12:27Did you guys get over there?
12:29I didn't scare you, did I?
12:30I didn't scare anybody, did I?
12:32Fun fact, the river keepers name is Dean Nodjokes.
12:37But I will not make fun of his name because Dean has made it clear.
12:42No jokes.
12:44We've got a great show for you tonight.
12:47You guys are bad money.
12:48You've been in the Colbert questionnaire.
12:50An Emmy-winning actress...
12:52...and then Lanasa, but we'll come back.
12:54Meanwhile...
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13:39Tonight, tonight, we have .
13:42From the wonderful show, The Pit, the wonderful Kathryn Lanasa will be
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14:16onions in a dry pot before adding Burberry Spice Blend Ginger Garlic Kora
14:21and just a tablespoon of makalesha to present things.
14:26Inquisit Eritrean Dorowat Chicken Stew, that is my nightly monologue,
14:29but sometimes, just sometimes, folks, after...
14:31being sent to the brig on a boot-legged crab trawler,
14:34I scraped the remains of a half-eaten chimichum...
14:36...in an empty coffee tin and top it off with whatever is leaking
14:39from the overhead pipes to make the build...
14:41large goulash of news that is my segment.
14:43Meanwhile...
14:46That's like... it's like an antibiotic.
14:51It's a steroid for the mind.
14:56Meanwhile...
14:59...the Hollywood Chamber of...
15:01New York Commerce says Sidney Sweeney did not get permission
15:04to hang bras on the Hollywood...
15:06...sign, which she did as a promotion for her new brand
15:09of women's undergarments.
15:11Officials say this is a Class C misdemeanor.
15:16...
15:21or possibly Double D.
15:25What they mean is...
15:26each misdemeanor is unique and beautiful in its own way.
15:31Meanwhile, in romance news...
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16:40Traumatized, traumatized, traumatized.
16:43Meanwhile.
16:45Not hurting anybody.
16:47Meanwhile, here in New York, up at Columbia University,
16:50for the first time, scientists have built a robot
16:52that can move its mouth exactly like a human.
16:55And is able to take spoken audio in 10 different languages
16:58and synchronize its...
17:00...lips near perfectly.
17:01Okay, let's take a look at this robot called Emo.
17:04Speak correctly.
17:05Korean, and then speak English.
17:07안녕하세요.
17:08나는 이모입니다.
17:10오늘은 어떻게 도와드릴까요?
17:13Hello, I am Emo.
17:15It's a robot designed to simulate emotions
17:17and interact with humans in a more natural way.
17:20How can I assist you today?
17:24I'm not...
17:25I'm not sure...
17:26I'm not sure the lip syncing is what everyone's gonna remember
17:28about that.
17:30Hello, I'm Emo.
17:31I'm a robot designed to simulate a taxi driver from the...
17:35I'm Emo LeBronx circa 1971.
17:38I'm a charming figure at first, but I have strong...
17:40...opinions about immigrants, honey.
17:42Honey, listen.
17:43Hey, baby, you should smile.
17:45You should smile more.
17:48Meanwhile...
17:50This is the most hectic time of the year for thrift stores, evidently,
17:53so in order to keep things...
17:55...manageable, Goodwill has shared a list of items not to donate during their busy season.
18:00Including anything broken...
18:02...or wet.
18:05Why would you donate those things to begin with?
18:09Uh, here you go.
18:10One busted lamp and a bag of soup.
18:15Meanwhile...
18:18...news from the proceedings of...
18:20...the National Academy of Sciences, or...
18:23...penis.
18:25They're pretty excited over penis, because scientists have recovered...
18:30...the oldest ever wooden tools from a site in Greece, which they say date...
18:35...for 30,000 years.
18:36...for 30,000 years.
18:37That's amazing.
18:38Okay, let's take a look at the oldest...
18:40...the oldest known wooden tool ever discovered.
18:42Eh, okay.
18:44Uh...
18:45Uh...
18:46...
18:50Can I...
18:51Can I...
18:52Can I just talk to the penis folks for just a second?
18:55But I'll be...
18:56I'll be right back.
18:59That's a stick.
19:00...
19:04Did you spend a, like...
19:05a lot of the grant money on this,
19:09because you're f...
19:10Because you found a stick.
19:12If you didn't get it from Mr.
19:15Ollivander on Diagon Alley.
19:17Come on.
19:18You got ripped off.
19:20I would, like, bury a spatula or something.
19:25And go back and pretend you found that.
19:30Because that's a stick.
19:33Meanwhile...
19:35Or it's a tool.
19:38Or it's a tool.
19:39No, it's not.
19:40Meanwhile, The Eagles' Greatest Hits
19:42has become the first album in U.S. history to sell over...
19:4540 million units.
19:47One music critic...
19:49One music critic...
19:50Describe the milestone this way.
19:52I hate the eagles, man.
19:55We'll be right back with Bad Bunny
19:57and The Colbert Questionnaire.
20:15This man is, I call him Benito, but you know him as Bad Bunny.
20:19He's got the new...
20:20new album, Debi Tirar Mas Fotos, out now.
20:23And...
20:25Thanks for being here again.
20:27Lovely to talk to you.
20:28I had such a good time talking.
20:30I've been talking to you before, and even though, I mean, I think even though there's a...
20:35I don't speak Spanish, you taught me some things about your native Puerto Rico.
20:40And a little bit of a few terms I didn't know, but I wondered if that was just scratching the surface.
20:45Of you, your life, your experiences, everything that makes Bad Bunny, and...
20:50And I was hoping that I could subject you to something called the Colbert Questionnaire.
20:55Okay.
20:56And the Colbert Questionnaire...
20:58It's a...
21:00It's a series of questions that we use to find out exactly who someone is.
21:05They're almost like, they're like, they're like little, like they're little, little spirits that go...
21:10They go into the person.
21:11Oh, okay.
21:12And they pull out of them the truth, so that we can...
21:15I'm ready to fully know you.
21:16Are you ready to be fully known by the world?
21:19No, but the...
21:20Let's do it.
21:25First question of the Colbert Questionnaire, what Bad Bunny...
21:30Is the best sandwich?
21:32The best sandwich?
21:33Tripleta.
21:34Tripleta.
21:35Tripleta.
21:35Tripleta.
21:36What's in there?
21:37Everything that you want.
21:40Tripleta.
21:41Tripleta.
21:42Tripleta.
21:43Tripleta.
21:44Tripleta.
21:45Tripleta.
21:46Okay.
21:47Okay.
21:48Okay.
21:49Fine answer.
21:50Fine answer.
21:51What was the first...
21:50concert that you went to?
21:51First musical performance.
21:52First concert.
21:53It was like...
21:55Like a free...
21:56Like a...
21:57In Puerto Rico, we made like...
22:00Tripleta Patronale.
22:01It's like a town...
22:02Festival.
22:03Like it's free and there's a lot...
22:05A lot of artists, so that was my first...
22:07And does the festival still go on?
22:09Yeah, yeah.
22:10Have you played it?
22:11No.
22:16You realize you have to now that you brought it up.
22:18I will.
22:19Okay.
22:20Someday.
22:20What is the scariest animal?
22:24Scari...
22:25I chose a cucaracha.
22:28I chose a cucaracha.
22:29I chose a cucaracha.
22:30I chose a cucaracha.
22:31I chose a cucaracha.
22:32I chose a cucaracha.
22:33Is that it?
22:34Yeah.
22:35Yeah.
22:35Cucaracha.
22:36Cucaracha.
22:37You open a cabinet up...
22:38Yeah.
22:40I chose a cucaracha.
22:41Apples or oranges?
22:45Oh.
22:46Oranges.
22:47Oranges.
22:48Oranges.
22:49Oranges.
22:50Oranges.
22:50Okay.
22:51It's acceptable.
22:52It's acceptable.
22:53I...
22:54Have you ever asked...
22:55Did you ever ask someone for their autograph?
22:58Autograph...
22:59I don't...
23:00I don't think so.
23:01Never.
23:02No.
23:03No.
23:04No athletes.
23:05No.
23:05No...
23:06Is there...
23:07No way?
23:08It's okay.
23:09Well, I have a couple autographs, but...
23:10I...
23:11I never say like, yeah, can you sign this?
23:13Like, it's more like...
23:14I give...
23:15I leave or something.
23:16Okay.
23:17But you never ask.
23:18Yeah.
23:19No.
23:20What do you think happens when we die?
23:25Well, I don't know.
23:26They...
23:27They bury us.
23:28I don't know.
23:29Yeah.
23:30I do.
23:31I do.
23:32I do.
23:33That's it.
23:35I do.
23:36I do.
23:37I do.
23:38I do.
23:39I do.
23:40I do.
23:40I do.
23:41I do.
23:42What's your favorite action movie?
23:43My favorite action movie is Scarface.
23:44Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:45Yeah.
23:46Yeah.
23:47Say hello to my little friend.
23:48Say hello to my little friend.
23:49Yeah.
23:50I do.
23:51I do.
23:52I do.
23:53I do.
23:54I do.
23:55I do.
23:56Oh.
23:57Aisle.
23:58I think it is.
23:59Aisle.
24:00Yeah.
24:01Why aisle instead of window?
24:00I don't know.
24:03I don't know.
24:05But for me, it's because if I have to go to the bathroom on the plane, I don't want to
24:09go past the person.
24:10in the aisle.
24:11I want to be able to get up and just go.
24:12Maybe.
24:13Yeah.
24:14Yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:16I don't like to look to the window, so.
24:18You don't like the window.
24:19Yeah.
24:20You don't like to think about.
24:20flying.
24:21Are you a nervous flyer?
24:22I don't like to fly, but I'm, no.
24:25I like to fly.
24:26Yeah.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Yeah.
24:29Like.
24:30Did you just realize you have a sponsorship by an airline?
24:35No, I love flying.
24:36I love my friends at Delta Airlines.
24:40Delta One, the finest lounge.
24:43No, no.
24:44I like to .
24:45I like to fly.
24:46Okay.
24:47I like to fly.
24:48Benito, what is your favorite smell?
24:50Hmm.
24:51My favorite smell.
24:52Hmm.
24:55Like, this Christmas cinnamon smell, like, you know.
25:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:01Oh, my God.
25:02Cinnamon.
25:03Cinnamon.
25:04Christmas.
25:05Three.
25:05That smell is the best.
25:06That's all good.
25:07That's all good.
25:08Uh.
25:10Least favorite smell.
25:11Hmm.
25:15Oh, my gosh.
25:17Oh.
25:18Oh.
25:19Oh.
25:20Oh, God.
25:20preferido este
25:25Yo no sé, me imagino que el de caca, yo no sé
25:30I don't think we need a translation for that one
25:35We have to take a quick break
25:36We'll be right back with more Bad Bunny, everybody
25:38Stick around
25:40We'll be right back
25:45We'll be right back
25:50With Bad Bunny
25:52Or as I know, I'm Benito
25:55What's your earliest memory?
25:56Earliest memory?
25:58Wow, I think
26:00My earliest memory
26:02I have a lot of earliest memories
26:12And I have a lot of earliest memories
26:12I have a lot of earliest memories
26:13Well, the first Christmas that I remember.
26:16Oh.
26:18I thought you remembered your first Christmas.
26:20No, no, no, no.
26:22My first memory.
26:23What I think is.
26:28I remember I used to watch a picture of a girl, it was in a book.
26:33My mom had a book, like a picture book, and there was a picture of a girl.
26:39And she was my crush.
26:42Did you know who she was?
26:43No, and I used to cry for that.
26:48And I was.
26:48I was, like, four years old.
26:51Wow, and how old was the girl?
26:54I don't, I never knew, so.
26:56Like four or, like, 40?
26:58No, no, no, no, like, like, he was kind of my age.
27:03Oh, really?
27:03Yeah.
27:03Yeah, yeah.
27:04Do you know where this photo is now?
27:05No.
27:06Oh, because you could hold it up.
27:08And maybe meet her.
27:10Maybe.
27:10Okay.
27:11Maybe.
27:11Maybe.
27:13Cats are.
27:13Dogs.
27:15Dogs.
27:15Yeah.
27:16Do you have a dog?
27:16Uh...
27:18Um, yes or no, I don't know.
27:21You don't know?
27:23You don't know if you have a dog?
27:24Is the dog on the airplane?
27:27You don't know.
27:28You don't like flying on?
27:30Let's move on.
27:31You only get, you only get one.
27:33You only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life, okay, so that it means you don't have to listen...
27:38You don't listen to it all the time, but when you go to listen to music, this is the song you get to hear.
27:43Okay.
27:44What song is it?
27:45Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
27:48This is the toughest question ever.
27:50Well, it's a tough, it's a tough quiz.
27:52Oh...
27:53Uh...
27:59Gaccia, bro.
28:00A pillata, eh?
28:01Bien feo.
28:02What'd you say?
28:03I didn't catch all of that.
28:05Um, I don't know.
28:06I think maybe it could be...
28:08Salsa song maybe.
28:10Um...
28:11Mmm...
28:12Podría ser...
28:13Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Roena, o...
28:18Este...
28:18Podría ser...
28:19Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:20Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:21Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:22Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:23Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:24Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:25Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:26Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:27Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:28Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:29Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:30Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:31Marejada Feliz, de Roberto Rocha, o...
28:32Yes. What does that mean?
28:35Something happy? Something happy, yeah.
28:37Feliz is happy, yes?
28:39Yeah, Feliz is happy.
28:40Feliz Navidad.
28:41Marejada, I don't know.
28:42How's the saying in Spanish?
28:44Marejada is like waves, I think.
28:47Oh, okay.
28:47Something happy waves?
28:48Something like that.
28:49Something like that.
28:50Okay, you guys know that one?
28:51Nah.
28:52What number am I thinking of?
28:57Right now?
28:58Yeah.
29:01Nine?
29:02No.
29:06Describe the rest of your life.
29:07In five words.
29:08The rest of my-
29:09Rest of your life in five words.
29:11The rest of my-
29:12Rest of your life in five words.
29:12And they can be English or Spanish.
29:14Um, five words.
29:17Five words, yeah.
29:18Okay.
29:20Um, happy?
29:22Guillaume or not?
29:24Reto-
29:25Uh, happy?
29:27Retire.
29:29Retired?
29:30Yeah.
29:31Uh.
29:32Uh.
29:33Irin.
29:36Tripleetas.
29:38And...
29:40Living in Puerto Rico.
29:42Congratulations.
29:47You are known.
29:49His album, Debbie Tirar Mas Foto.
29:52is out now.
29:53It's Bad Bunny, y'all.
30:02And...
30:03Good morning.
30:07Good morning.
30:07Welcome back, friends.
30:12Ladies and gentlemen, Romans and countrymen.
30:17Folks, you know my next Emmy-winning guest at...
30:22There's nurse Dana on the pit.
30:25Mr. Digby.
30:26Just dig...
30:27Digby, why'd you wait so long to come see us?
30:32I don't like going to doctors.
30:34Well, that makes two of us.
30:35We all need help from time to time.
30:37Think maybe we could arrange for some more girl and care?
30:40I just kind of want to get...
30:42Patched up, you know?
30:43I do know.
30:44But that's today.
30:46What's tomorrow?
30:47Sunday?
30:50It's the system.
30:51It's what...
30:52What's there for?
30:53But in mind, Dylan knows all the angles.
30:56He even works occasionally.
30:57It's a miracle.
30:58You think maybe I could have him stop by?
31:02I guess.
31:03Yeah.
31:04Right.
31:05How about a sandwich?
31:06Yeah.
31:07Yes.
31:08Please.
31:09Please welcome to The Late Show, Kathryn...
31:12Kevin Lanasa.
31:32Hi.
31:33Hi.
31:34Hi.
31:35Hi.
31:36Hi.
31:37Hi.
31:38Hi.
31:39Hi.
31:40Hi.
31:41Hi.
31:42Hi.
31:43Hi.
31:44Hi.
31:45Hi.
31:46Hi.
31:47Hi.
31:47I don't know if you remember everything about it.
31:49I came over to say hi to you at one of the par...
31:52after the Emmys.
31:54We both had a really nice Emmy night that night.
31:55Yes, you did.
31:56And so did you.
31:57And I came over just to say that I really enjoyed your speech.
32:02And what do you remember about that night?
32:05I remember asking you if you'd come on the show.
32:07Yes, well.
32:07Well, that's my great honor.
32:09It's such an honor to be here.
32:10You're just such an elegant.
32:12Right?
32:15You're just such an elegant man, and you
32:17mean so much to me.
32:18And I was so gobsmacked when we met.
32:21It was a whole full circle moment.
32:22You really changed me, and I was so gobsmacked.
32:27And the fact that I wasn't able to express myself that night.
32:30So I'm so glad I'm here.
32:31I want to tell you the story.
32:32So about a year.
32:37Before, before I got to Pitt, I was in a dark place.
32:41I had been.
32:42Unemployed for a while.
32:43I had cancer.
32:45And when I was growing up.
32:47If something didn't go your way, it was like, well,
32:49why'd you do it like that?
32:50Right?
32:51And so I had.
32:52Subconsciously developed this paradigm where I thought
32:55that if I just did it.
32:57everything perfectly, that I would insulate myself somehow
33:00Sure.
33:01from loss and bad things.
33:02And so when I found myself in this place, I felt like.
33:07a failure.
33:08And I was riddled with regret.
33:10And I just had this ongoing.
33:12thoughts of like, well, if you'd only hadn't whiffed that
33:15meeting or why did you say that or.
33:17Why did you use hormones to get pregnant or why did you drink
33:20so much or.
33:22If only had started using Botox in my thirties.
33:24You know, like.
33:25Like.
33:26Like.
33:27No grace.
33:28Right?
33:29And I saw.
33:30That clip of you.
33:32talking to Anderson Cooper.
33:33That's so very famous.
33:34And you.
33:35And I paraphrase say.
33:37That our grief and our loss.
33:41That our grief and our loss.
33:42is.
33:43Part of.
33:44What makes us human.
33:46And it allows.
33:47us to understand and connect with other people.
33:50And if we're really going to.
33:52love our life.
33:53That we have to love all of it.
33:55We can't turn our back on that part.
33:57woman.
34:01Yeah.
34:02You're pretty.
34:02You're pretty smart.
34:03You're pretty smart.
34:04And I heard you.
34:05Oh.
34:06I heard you.
34:07In the depths of my despair, I heard you.
34:09And I started to live by this new thing.
34:12Which was, sometimes you lose.
34:15Sometimes you lose.
34:16Sometimes you lose.
34:17Sometimes.
34:17Sometimes you get the short end of the stick.
34:18Sometimes you do it wrong.
34:19And that life is going to bring us great beauty.
34:22And great joy.
34:23But it's also going to knock us on our ass and bring us grief and love.
34:27And so I started to live by this.
34:30I started to lighten up.
34:31And.
34:32And I go on and I get the pit.
34:35And I get Dana.
34:37And of all of that loss and grief and the cancer fed so beautifully into.
34:42And I was just playing that role.
34:43And it connected with people.
34:45And they gave me an Emmy and I got up on.
34:47And I got up on the stage.
34:48And I got up on the stage.
34:52And I was, I was so overwhelmed that I just felt like I.
34:57whiffed everything I wanted to say.
34:58But I had the good sense to take in all the joy.
35:02And the energy that was coming from the room.
35:04And I got off the stage.
35:05And the first thing I said to my husband was.
35:07I was like, did I whiff my speech?
35:08And then I saw Sarah Paulson.
35:09I was like, did I whiff my speech?
35:10And then I saw Sarah Paulson.
35:11I was like, did I whiff my speech?
35:12And she said, honey, you just won an Emmy.
35:14Like, get over it.
35:15And.
35:17Oh my god.
35:18Sure.
35:19Because you don't know.
35:20It's all happening.
35:21Yeah.
35:22No.
35:23It's all a wash.
35:24No, I'm crazy.
35:25And so then I, at the very end of the night,
35:27you, who I did not know, came up to me.
35:31And do you remember what you said?
35:32I said, I said something like we were all .
35:37We were all so moved by what you said up there.
35:40Yes, and you said that, you said you .
35:42I didn't know how much joy you brought the room.
35:44Oh.
35:45Yeah, and like .
35:47It was, it was lovely, lovely moment.
35:50It was just such a testament.
35:52To how we just think that we need to do everything perfectly.
35:55And here I was, just gobsmacked, just being .
35:57Like, oh, screw it.
35:58Just take it.
35:59Just be like, yes, I won!
36:01Well.
36:02You know?
36:02That's where the joy came from.
36:03Yeah.
36:04Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:06It was very honest.
36:07Yeah.
36:08It was very honest.
36:09Well, I'm glad it was a nice night for you.
36:10Yeah!
36:11Well.
36:12That's great.
36:13It was lovely.
36:14Anyway, everybody's so happy for you, too, because it's a fantastic performance.
36:16Aw.
36:17Aw.
36:18As Dana.
36:19That's extraordinary.
36:20You also.
36:22And thank you for that memory.
36:24Earlier this month, you won the Critics' Choice Award, as well.
36:27Yes.
36:28I got a lovely, you wear a gown very nicely there.
36:32There you go.
36:33Yes.
36:34And you thanked, in your speech, you thanked the .
36:37I have valiant nurses who do what I only pretend to do.
36:40Now, I understand that you and a lot of the .
36:42the cast went to, like, a doctor nurse school.
36:44Yes.
36:45What did you learn?
36:47Oh, God.
36:48Was it, what was it like?
36:49Not much.
36:50Yes.
36:51Not much.
36:52Huh?
36:52I can trach pretty well.
36:54I can do an intubation pretty well.
36:56That's about it.
36:57Maybe later.
36:57Yeah.
36:58Well, Steven, the night is young.
37:00The night is young, my friend.
37:02You flipped that thing down there.
37:03Whatever floats your boat.
37:04Exactly.
37:05Your husband, right?
37:07That guy.
37:08Grant Show.
37:09That guy.
37:10That guy.
37:11Major heartthrob in his Melrose Place days.
37:12Did you, like so many people, have a crush on him
37:14when he was on Melrose?
37:15No, I never saw Melrose.
37:17Melrose Place.
37:18Does, does he know this or is he finding out now?
37:21I think it's why I .
37:22I got him.
37:23I think it's why I ended up with him.
37:24Oh, because you hadn't done it.
37:25He was just a guy with bad pants.
37:27He was.
37:28We were.
37:29Go into these pants.
37:30Well, we were, I first met him on Big Love.
37:32He kind of .
37:32replaced me on Big Love.
37:33I fired Marjean and he came in the same scene and hired her.
37:36So we met there.
37:37Yeah.
37:38And then about six months later, we met in Canada and he was on a job.
37:42And I was on a different job and we were staying in the same hotel and we had mutual friends.
37:47And he was walking around with these like cargo pants with this giant holes in them and the.
37:52dead of winter in Canada.
37:53And I was like, what is with this grown, this grown man with his.
37:57terrible pants.
37:58Oh.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Is he Canadian?
38:01No.
38:02He just.
38:02He just had bad.
38:03He just had bad pants.
38:04Yeah.
38:05Um, your, was it your first.
38:07husband was Dennis Hopper.
38:08Yes.
38:09Yeah.
38:10Like what was, what were.
38:11Do you.
38:12What sticks out in your mind from those years of being with, uh, someone who.
38:17was perceived as a bit of a wild card.
38:18Yeah.
38:19Well, he was a real wild card.
38:21They're all wild cards.
38:22They're all wild cards in my life.
38:23Yes.
38:24Uh, but.
38:25And you were not watching Melrose Place with him.
38:26No, no.
38:27That's.
38:28That's why I didn't watch Melrose Place.
38:29But, uh, we used to go to dinner at his friend.
38:32Howdy McDowell's and there would be Lauren Bacall, uh, Betty Dave.
38:37David Davis, uh, Liza Minnelli, Johnny Depp and Winona when they were dating.
38:42And my favorite was Vincent Price.
38:44Vincent Price.
38:45Wow.
38:46What was he like at.
38:47He was really, really sweet.
38:49And the, one of my best memories is of.
38:52Freaking out Vincent Price with my.
38:54Ultrasound of Henry.
38:55It's when ultrasounds were kind of new.
38:57My.
38:57He was a 35 year old son.
38:58And I said, look, Vincent, and here's, here's the body.
39:00Here's the head.
39:01And here's the little arm.
39:02Arm buds.
39:03And here's the leg buds.
39:04And he was so freaked out by that.
39:06So.
39:07That was my great joy that I had freaked out Vincent Price.
39:10To freak out Vincent Price.
39:11Did you ever see Tingler?
39:12No.
39:12Oh, it's about this thing that attaches to your spine inside your body.
39:15And he's this mad doctor.
39:16He was really.
39:17Pretty sweet.
39:18You know, he was a, he was a modern art collector.
39:19And that's how Dennis started collecting art.
39:21Was through Vincent.
39:22Vincent Price.
39:23Yeah.
39:24He and another friend.
39:25Vincent hired them when they were unemployed in the 50s to come.
39:27Paint his pool.
39:28And he had a modern art collection and he taught Dennis about modern art.
39:32And that's.
39:32And that's how Dennis Harper got into modern art, which was one of the main passions of his
39:36life.
39:37Yeah.
39:37Yeah.
39:38Well, it's, Catherine, it's so lovely to have you on.
39:39Thank you, Stephen.
39:40Thanks for being here.
39:42Best.
39:42Best of luck with season two and season three and everything else.
39:46So lovely to see you.
39:47Yeah.
39:48New episodes of The Pit debut Thursdays on HBO Max.
39:52Catherine Lanasa, everybody.
39:59Bye.
40:02That's it for The Late Show.
40:03Tune in tomorrow.
40:04My guests will be Alexander Skarsgård and Jacob.
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