00:00Um, I've just got my wife, um, what she's wanted for ages, so I'll save up for her Chanel bag.
00:07Alright, we're going to call her over and give her it, okay?
00:10Babe?
00:11Yeah, that's it.
00:14So, I know we've already done presents, but I have got one more for you, alright?
00:20That you, something you've kind of wanted for a while.
00:23So, I've been saving up for it.
00:31Oh my god.
00:38What?
00:42What?
00:43Is that it?
00:45What do you mean, is that it?
00:46It's a Chanel bag.
00:48Yeah, but it's not the Chanel bag, is it?
00:50What, what is the Chanel bag, aren't it?
00:53Are you kidding me?
00:56£6,800.
00:58Yeah.
00:58Babe, I've been saving up for like, a year for this.
01:04Are you serious?
01:06Are you serious?
01:07Are you...
01:08I've spent £7,000 on that.
01:10No, you haven't, have you, you've spent £6,800, which is not £7,000 on that.
01:13You, you know, you know we don't go...
01:16You don't need...
01:18This is the problem.
01:19You don't listen to anything that I say.
01:21This is...
01:22I've told you, the smaller bags are the ones in fashion now.
01:25Not this big, crappy, huge, blimmin' rubbish...
01:29It's not crappy and huge, is it?
01:30It's not, it's hardly, it's not exactly a massive bag, is it?
01:34Babe, I...
01:35I can't believe you right now.
01:37You can't believe me?
01:38What, is that all I mean to you?
01:40Is that all I mean to you?
01:41What's that, £500 a month over a year?
01:44That's the...
01:45That's not how it works, is it, though?
01:46It's not...
01:46Well, it is.
01:47Well, it definitely is.
01:48You're not summing up your entire value in one present.
01:50Well, why not?
01:53Because I wouldn't be able to spend enough money to make that.
01:56Well, clearly not, because you've only got me some tat
02:00that was fashionable, what, six months ago?
02:04I can't believe you're making this about you.
02:07I hope I'm making it about me.
02:08Why are you laughing at me?
02:09I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at the situation.
02:11It's ridiculous.
02:12I've spent £7,000 on a bag and you're not happy.
02:14You haven't spent £7,000 there, have you?
02:16And even if you had, it wouldn't be enough,
02:18because it's ridiculous that you...
02:20Like...
02:22I do so much for you, and all you do is...
02:25Yeah, and I do so much for you as well.
02:27Oh, well, clearly not.
02:29How about the fact that I work full-time
02:31to earn the money to be able to buy that?
02:32And I got an extra job as well,
02:35to be able to save that for you.
02:35Yeah, part-time, it's not like...
02:37Yeah, on top of a full-time job.
02:38Everybody works two jobs now, babe, it's like...
02:40You don't.
02:42Oh, come on.
02:43So, looking after the house
02:44and taking care of everything else
02:46isn't a full-time job.
02:47Like, what planet are you on?
02:49Who's the one who wrapped all the presents,
02:50bought all the presents,
02:51who does all the housework,
02:52who sorts out everything else,
02:53who sorts out your whole life?
02:54Look at you.
02:55Look at your body language.
02:57Like, you're behaving like
02:58I've done something wrong.
02:59You have done something wrong.
03:01How can you say that?
03:02You're so ungrateful.
03:04I'm ungrateful.
03:05I'm ungrateful.
03:07When you have spent half...
03:09So, how much was I meant to spend then?
03:10What was the budget for the bank?
03:12It's not about the money.
03:12It's not about the money.
03:13But it is about the money, isn't it, though?
03:14You're saying it's not enough
03:15because it's only £6,800?
03:16Once again, you're not listening to me.
03:18It's not about the money.
03:19It's about the fact that
03:20the one that I wanted,
03:21which I told you about,
03:24and you'll probably say,
03:24oh, no, you didn't,
03:25but I did,
03:26is not...
03:27It's not even in fashion anymore, babe.
03:29That's how I...
03:29What was it?
03:29It's discounted?
03:31No, it's not discounted.
03:32Look at it.
03:32That is the full price tag, isn't it?
03:35There's no reduced sticker on it.
03:37Well, it should have
03:37because it's shit.
03:38You shouldn't have even got me a bag.
03:40It was just...
03:41You've been asking for it.
03:43But you need to keep up, babe,
03:45because what I want, like,
03:46now is different to what I wanted before.
03:48And things change, you know.
03:50People don't want the same...
03:50Oh, you know,
03:51I don't want the same thing I want.
03:52I wanted a Barbie doll when I was six.
03:54Is that what I'm going to get next year?
03:55So you don't want the Chanel bag anymore?
03:57No, I don't anymore.
03:58Especially not that one.
04:00You knew that.
04:01You knew that.
04:01Why didn't you listen to me?
04:03Do you hate when that works?
04:04Hang on a minute.
04:04Hang on a minute.
04:05When I just gave you it
04:06and you saw Chanel on the box,
04:07you were absolutely ecstatic.
04:08So you do want the Chanel bag.
04:09Because do it.
04:10You're welcome.
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