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A missing library book brings Mr. Bookman to Jerry’s door—and he’s not amused. As Jerry insists he returned it, the stern investigator launches into an unforgettable lecture about the sanctity of the library system, taking sharp jabs at Jerry’s career, his attitude, and his supposed celebrity entitlement. The visit quickly becomes less about the book and more about respect, authority, and one legendary Seinfeld monologue.

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00:00took this book out in 1971 yes and i returned it in 1971. yeah 71 that was my first year on the job
00:06bad year for libraries bad year for american hippies burning library cards abby huffman
00:12telling everybody to steal books i don't judge a man by the length of his hair the kind of music
00:16he listens to rock was never my bag but you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the new
00:20york public library fella look mr bookman i i returned that book i remember it very specifically
00:29you're a comedian you make people laugh i try you think this is all a big joke don't you
00:36no i don't i saw you on tv once i remembered your name from my list i looked it up sure enough it
00:42checked out you think because you're a celebrity that somehow the law doesn't apply to you that
00:46you're above the law certainly not let me tell you something funny you know that little stamp the one
00:53that says new york public library well that may not mean anything to you but that means a lot to me
00:57one whole hell of a lot
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