00:00Hello, Mr. Seinfeld.
00:06Hello, Newman.
00:10Jerry's not here.
00:12Uh, uh, having a nice trip?
00:16Wonderful. We went to the theater last night.
00:19Oh, the theater.
00:21Because I was wondering.
00:23Wondering what?
00:24Why I didn't see you at Schindler's List with Jerry.
00:26Well, we already saw it.
00:27Oh, well, it's a good thing for Jerry that you didn't go.
00:32Why is that?
00:33Well, he really seemed to have his hands full, if you know what I mean.
00:37I'm afraid I don't.
00:39Him and his buxom little friend Rachel were going at it pretty good in the balcony.
00:43What?
00:44What, do I have to spell it out for you?
00:45He was moving on her like the stormtroopers into Poland.
00:50Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?
00:52Yes.
00:54And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.
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