00:05Hello, Mr. Seinfeld.
00:08Hello, Newman.
00:12Jerry's not here.
00:14Uh, uh, having a nice trip?
00:18Wonderful. We went to the theater last night.
00:21Oh, the theater.
00:23Because I was wondering.
00:25Wondering what?
00:26Why I didn't see you at Schindler's List with Jerry.
00:28Well, we already saw it.
00:30Oh, well, it's a good thing for Jerry that you didn't go.
00:34Why is that?
00:35Well, he really seemed to have his hands full, if you know what I mean.
00:39I'm afraid I don't.
00:41Him and his buxom little friend Rachel were going at it pretty good in the balcony.
00:45What?
00:46What, do I have to spell it out for you?
00:47He was moving on her like the stormtroopers into Poland.
00:52Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?
00:54Yes.
00:55And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.
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