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00:00Hi, welcome to The Dating Game. I'm Brad Sherwood. We've got to start with our first game and bring out our first guest.
00:07Please welcome Angela. She's an executive assistant and she's from Northern California.
00:13Hi!
00:14Hi, Brad.
00:15Welcome to the show, Angela.
00:16Nice to meet you.
00:17Please, have a seat.
00:18So what brings you to The Dating Game?
00:19Well, my friends tell me I'm a workaholic.
00:21And so I came here to take my mind off of work and hopefully I'll meet a nice guy.
00:26Okay, well you're going to take a break from work and we're going to find you one of three great guys, okay?
00:29I'm going to have you choose one based on looks. Later on you'll choose one based on personality.
00:33So let's take a look at the guys, shall we?
00:36Now they're wearing headsets so they can't hear anything you say.
00:39So tell me what you think.
00:40What do you think of this guy?
00:41Well, I like his dreads.
00:42Yeah? You like his hair?
00:43He looks cute. He's got nice shoulders.
00:45Yeah?
00:46He's making a little sundae for you.
00:47Yeah.
00:48I like his hands. I love hands. I'm a hands kind of girl.
00:51Yeah?
00:52You like sexy hands.
00:53Yeah, he looks pretty tall and that's great also.
00:56Here comes the second guy.
00:57He's putting a whipped cream on your sundae.
01:01Yeah, I don't know. He kind of looks like an ex-boyfriend I used to date.
01:05Uh-oh.
01:06Good memories or bad memories?
01:08Well, he's cute though.
01:10Okay.
01:11Let's see the third guy. He's working a mountain of whipped cream on that.
01:14Yeah.
01:15Yeah.
01:16There we go.
01:17I love the bald head.
01:18Oh, you like that, huh?
01:19Cute, yes.
01:20And he's got a big shirt on but I can tell he's got a nice body.
01:23He seems like your type. You like his looks?
01:25Yes, definitely.
01:26Alright, well let's take a look at all three guys together and then just based on looks alone, which one of these guys would you most want to go out with?
01:32Okay, I would say number three.
01:34The third guy.
01:35Number three.
01:36Definitely.
01:37Okay.
01:38And he's got the sundae so that's always good.
01:40Now let's talk about personality.
01:42What is it about a guy's personality that's important to you?
01:45Well, he's got to be spontaneous.
01:47He's got to be a little quirky.
01:49Yeah.
01:50And he's got to be able to put up with my meticulous nature.
01:53Okay.
01:54Alright, well we'll see if we can find a quirky guy that's willing to put up with your own personal quirks.
01:58Now the guys have taken off their headsets and we've scrambled up their order so you don't know which one is which.
02:02Okay.
02:03And just say hi to the guys.
02:04Okay.
02:05Hi guys.
02:06Hi Angela.
02:07Hey guys, tell Angela something about yourself starting with Jay.
02:12I'm Jay.
02:13I'm 26 years old.
02:15I'm a waiter and I'm also from Texas and I love to snowboard in shorts.
02:20I like that.
02:22I like it.
02:23And Melvin.
02:24Hi Angela.
02:25My name is Melvin and I'm a sociology grad and I like to sing to old people in nursing homes.
02:31And Tony.
02:32Hi Angela.
02:33I'm Tony.
02:34I'm from Tacoma, Washington.
02:35I'm an independent distributor and I hate to drive in the snow.
02:38Me too.
02:40Alright, we're going to find out more about their personalities.
02:42We'll show you two facts at a time right over here.
02:44You choose whichever one you want to find out about.
02:45Okay?
02:46Okay.
02:47Let's get started.
02:48Who wants a leave it to beaver marriage and got caught kissing another man's wife?
02:53Oh.
02:56Well, I'd like to know who wants a leave it to beaver marriage.
03:00That's me, Angela.
03:01That's Tony.
03:02I'm getting tired of their single life.
03:04I truly believe in the leave it to beaver marriage.
03:06I think what's wrong with most families today, we don't sit at the table anymore.
03:10And I truly believe in that's a good way to have a strong family.
03:13Okay.
03:14Is that important to you?
03:15Yes.
03:16Definitely.
03:17Definitely.
03:18Yes.
03:19Okay.
03:20Let's see another fact.
03:21Picks up women while dressed as Barney the Dinosaur.
03:24Well, let's see.
03:28I want to know who got caught kissing another man's wife.
03:31That's me, Angela.
03:32Jay.
03:33Jay.
03:34Basically, what happened after I got back from Desert Storm, I was getting off the plane.
03:38And as I was getting off the plane, there was women greeting us.
03:40And I saw this one woman in particular come running at me.
03:43And when she was running, she had her arms reached out.
03:45So I reached out and gave her a hug and kiss.
03:47And come to find out, her husband was getting off the plane behind me.
03:50And she was actually running to him.
03:53There was a big desert storm right there.
03:59Let's see another fact.
04:02Can make women melt with his love talk?
04:04Oh.
04:05Woo.
04:06Okay.
04:07Um, let's see.
04:10How about, uh, you can make women melt with his love talk?
04:14Who said that?
04:15Angela asked me, Melvin.
04:16I can make you melt with my love talk.
04:18And I just want to tell you that although you are a thief of hearts, if you give it back,
04:21I promise I'll share it with you.
04:23Oh.
04:24That's some smooth talk right there.
04:28Okay.
04:29Let's see another fact.
04:30Has dating contests with his buddies.
04:33Mm-hmm.
04:34Um, well, who said that?
04:36Uh, that's me again, Angela.
04:37That's Tony.
04:38Uh, we have little, uh, segments in our, uh, when I go out on dates.
04:42Uh, phone number, you get a couple dollars.
04:44Uh, you know, a movie.
04:45You get more.
04:46Uh, if we go all the way, obviously I'd take your money.
04:49I don't like to do bets like that.
04:50But if, you know, it comes down to it, I will take your money.
04:53You know.
04:54Wow.
04:55That doesn't quite go with your family values, leave it to beaver thing, Tony.
05:00Uh, yeah.
05:02I don't picture Ward Cleaver, you know, uh, making bets with Wally.
05:08Okay.
05:09Let's see another fact.
05:12Chauffeur's dates on his bicycle.
05:15Hmm.
05:16Well, let's see.
05:17Well, who said that one?
05:19Angela, that was me, Melvin.
05:21I met this woman at a club and she assumed, because of the club I was at, for some reason
05:25I had money, so I thought I would go and I'd pick her up on my swim.
05:29Just, just to see what she would think.
05:31So I picked her up, took her, you know, got her a bottle of 1836 Jordan Cabernet wine, took
05:36her on a picnic, and we had a great date, but I guess the bike kind of threw her off because
05:40we never went out again, but it's okay.
05:43Is that romantic to you?
05:46Yeah, I think it's romantic.
05:48Um, I'm the kind of person, I'm not really into material things, so, um, I don't know.
05:55So that wouldn't have thrown you off?
05:56No, it wouldn't have thrown me off at all.
05:58Okay.
05:59Let's see another fact.
06:00Dated a cop to get out of a ticket.
06:03Hmm.
06:04Well, who, who said that, uh, picks up women while dressed as Barney the dinosaur?
06:11Who said that?
06:12That's me, Angela.
06:13Jay?
06:14Um, basically what happened was that, uh, one time, uh, this lady I used to work with,
06:17she was a single mother, and she didn't have enough money to afford to, um, get like some,
06:21uh, clown or something to come to her, or to her son's birthday party, so she asked me
06:25if I would dress up, dress up as Barney for her son.
06:27So I was like, yeah, I'll do it.
06:29So, um, well, come to find out, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was, because there was
06:33other single mothers there, and, you know, all the kids loved me, and so did the mothers,
06:37and, uh, you know, I was able to get a few numbers after that, too.
06:41Oh!
06:42Well, that buzzer means that we're out of time for the personality round, Angela,
06:45so you're gonna have a big decision ahead of you.
06:47Are you gonna go with Jay, who dresses like Barney the dinosaur, and kisses other men's wives,
06:52or Melvin, who rides a bike and can melt your heart with his talk,
06:57or Tony, who will bet anything he can get a date with you, or at least with June Cleaver.
07:01You think about that, and when we come back, we're gonna find out if she chose the same person
07:05for looks as she did for personality.
07:07Stick around!
07:09Welcome back to The Dating Game!
07:27So, Angela, fill us in on what's going on inside your head.
07:30Tell the guys for the first time who you chose for looks.
07:32Okay, I picked the third guy.
07:34The third guy himself.
07:36Alright.
07:37Now, tell us all who you're gonna go with for personality.
07:40Jay, Melvin, or Tony?
07:42Um, I think Melvin.
07:44Melvin?
07:45Yeah.
07:46What was it about Melvin?
07:47Um, I like, let's see, I like the story about, uh, you know, chauffeuring his dates on his bicycle.
07:53I think that's kinda cute.
07:54Kinda quirky.
07:55That is quirky, and that's what you were looking for.
07:57Right, right.
07:58Now, I'm gonna put you on the spot.
07:59You made your choices for looks and for personality.
08:01They might be the same person, but they might not be.
08:03So, I'm gonna ask you, who are you gonna go with on your date?
08:05Um, I would say Melvin.
08:08Melvin, you're going with your personality choice.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Okay, let's meet the guys.
08:12Shall we come right over here?
08:14First, let's meet Jay.
08:16Jay, come on out here.
08:17Jay's a waiter.
08:18He's from Texas originally.
08:19Hey, Jay.
08:20Thanks for being on the show.
08:22Okay, let's meet your second guy.
08:26Tony, come on out here.
08:28You loved the way he looks.
08:29He was your choice in the looks category.
08:30He's an industrial distributor.
08:33Thanks for being on the show, Tony.
08:35And now, let's meet the guy you did choose.
08:37He's a recent graduate.
08:38Please welcome Melvin.
08:39Come on out here.
08:40You loved his personality.
08:42He's from Chicago.
08:43Hey, Melvin.
08:45Hey.
08:46Thanks for being on the show.
08:47Congratulations.
08:48Stand right over here, right?
08:49Stand right over there.
08:50So, uh, you told our producers that you like outdoor stuff.
08:54Cycling, for example.
08:56And, uh, you love the bicycle story.
08:57So, you guys are going to get a chance to go bicycling.
08:59Right.
09:00Because you're going cycling through Sonoma Wine Country, up north.
09:03That's right, Angela and Melvin.
09:06You'll be bicycling through Northern California's Wine Country,
09:09where you'll stay at the historic Coachella Rose in Old Santa Rosa.
09:12Then you're off on a Sonoma Safari, where you'll tour the local wineries
09:16in a chauffeur-style and comfort limousine.
09:18Take the good life from Sonoma Safari.
09:22Oh, congratulations.
09:23You two are going to have a great time up there.
09:25And don't you go anywhere, because when we come back,
09:27we've got another game to play.
09:28So, stick around.
09:30Busy account executive Rubin takes his mind off work
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09:48Hi, welcome back to The Dating Game.
09:50We've got to get another match started,
09:51so let's bring out our next guest.
09:52His name is Rubin.
09:53He's from Hawaii, and he is an account executive.
09:59Hi!
10:00Rubin, welcome to the show.
10:01Please, have a seat.
10:02So, what brings you to The Dating Game, Rubin?
10:04Well, Brad, when I was growing up,
10:06I used to come home from school,
10:08and my grandma used to babysit me,
10:10and we used to watch old reruns of The Dating Game,
10:13and I thought it would be kind of neat
10:14that she could see me on a show
10:15that we used to watch together.
10:17That would be fun.
10:18I watched it a lot, too.
10:19Well, that's great.
10:20I never imagined myself here, believe me.
10:22Okay, well, now you are here,
10:23and we're going to show you three great ladies,
10:24and then you're going to choose one.
10:26So, you ready to get started?
10:27More than ready.
10:28Let's see the ladies, shall we?
10:31There's your first lady.
10:32What do you think of her?
10:33She is really good-looking.
10:36Yeah, you like her looks?
10:37She's got a great body.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Never dated blonde before.
10:40Really?
10:41Well, you've never been on a TV show before, either.
10:43There you go.
10:44All right, let's see the second lady, shall we?
10:46Here she comes.
10:51Oh, they're fighting over the dress.
10:53It's a discount sale,
10:54and they're fighting over the dress.
10:55What do you think of her?
10:56She is exotic.
10:57Very exotic looking.
10:58She looks like she's from Hawaii.
10:59Really?
11:00Yeah.
11:01She has a little bit of a Hawaiian look for her.
11:02Well, she's very good-looking.
11:03I like that look a lot.
11:04Sure is.
11:05She looks fun.
11:06I think...
11:07God, this is going to be tough.
11:09Well, good.
11:10It should be.
11:11Let's...
11:12She's...
11:13She's very cute.
11:15Great eyes.
11:16Honest eyes.
11:17I like that.
11:18Very honest eyes.
11:19All right, well, let's bring all three back together.
11:21This is tough.
11:22Yeah, it's going to be tough.
11:23Now, based on looks alone, of these three ladies,
11:25which one would you most want to go out with right now?
11:27I'd have to go with number three.
11:29The third lady in design.
11:30She looks honest.
11:31You like her honest eyes.
11:32Okay, well, we'll see if the rest of the design.
11:35Now, let's talk about personality.
11:37What is it about a lady's personality that you find really important?
11:40Well, I think she has to be independent.
11:43I'm very independent.
11:45I work eight to ten hours a day.
11:47I go to the gym.
11:48I'm not looking for a woman that I need to call every day.
11:52That I need to call every hour in the hour.
11:54Right.
11:55But likes to have a good time on the weekend, and that's what I'm really looking for.
11:58Okay, so you want an independent woman that you can share those times when you're not so busy.
12:02Yeah.
12:03I got you.
12:04That makes sense.
12:05All right, well, we'll see if we can find one for you.
12:06Now, the ladies have taken their headsets off, and they can hear everything you say from here on out.
12:09We've also scrambled up their orders so you don't know where they're sitting.
12:12Just start by saying hi to the ladies.
12:14How are you doing, ladies?
12:15Hi, Ruben.
12:17Ladies, tell Ruben something about yourself, starting with Michelle.
12:21Hi, Ruben.
12:23I'm Michelle, and I'm an office manager, but I can't stand it when people snore.
12:28Oh.
12:29And Claudia?
12:30Hi, Ruben.
12:31Hi, Ruben.
12:32I am a student at West Hills, and I never eat after six.
12:35All right.
12:36And Jennifer?
12:38Hi, Ruben.
12:39My name is Jennifer.
12:40I'm a hostess from Seattle, Washington, and I love waxing my legs.
12:45Oh.
12:46Loves waxing your legs.
12:49Some interesting little facts about the ladies.
12:51Now we're going to show you some more facts right over here, two at a time, and I want you to choose whichever one you find more interesting, and we'll learn more about the ladies.
12:57So let's start with these two facts, Ruben.
12:59Is a champion horsewoman, and fondles the heads of total strangers.
13:04I got to go with that one.
13:06But fondles the head of total strangers.
13:09That's me, Ruben, Jennifer.
13:11Whenever I see a guy, I get this uncontrollable urge to just walk up and run my fingers through his hair.
13:17I can't explain the feeling it gives me.
13:20Mmm.
13:23Would you like that if some stranger walked up to you, started rubbing her hands through your hair?
13:26Sure.
13:27Oh, okay.
13:28Well, this could be good.
13:29Let's see another fact.
13:31Always kisses on the first date.
13:33Hmm.
13:34I like to hear that one.
13:36Always kisses on the first date.
13:37Yeah, who said that?
13:38Well, Ruben, that would be me, Claudia.
13:40I always kiss on the first date, because, I mean, if you can't move me, or you excite me with a kiss, then obviously we can't go any further than that.
13:48So why continue seeing each other?
13:49It's kind of like taking the car for a test drive, I guess.
13:55Yeah, let's see another fact.
13:57Let her little brother burn the house down.
14:01Well, go ahead.
14:03Let's go to the champion horse woman.
14:06All right.
14:07Well, Ruben, that would be me, Michelle.
14:10Back in 93, I went to the Southern California Junior Championships, and I placed in the top 10s.
14:16That was really important for me.
14:18It was a big time in my life.
14:20That's impressive.
14:23All right, let's see another fact.
14:26Drives down the street topless.
14:29Huh?
14:30We've got to hear that one.
14:31Drives down the street topless.
14:33That is me, Jennifer, and I don't have a convertible, just so you get the picture.
14:39One time a friend of ours dared me and my best friend to drive down the road topless, and we drew a lot of attention, including a state patrol officer pulled on the side of the road behind a bush.
14:51And he pulled us over, and a couple guys that had been following us pulled over behind the cops, and they were trying to persuade the officer to let us keep going how we were, but all we had to do was put on our shirts.
15:03We didn't get in trouble.
15:04He didn't ticket you for having your headlights on, apparently.
15:08Oh, come on!
15:11Oh, I can say that every once in a while.
15:14Okay, let's see another fact.
15:16I've seen enough of you already.
15:18Okay, claims whoever marries her will go broke.
15:21I don't want to hear that.
15:23Let her little brother burn the house down.
15:25Yeah, who's the bad?
15:27Well, we've been having to meet Claudia.
15:29What happened was I was ten, my brother was seven.
15:31My parents were at work.
15:33I was supposed to be watching my little brother, you know, responsible older sister, and he accidentally caught his room on fire.
15:39And he was like, we've got to call 911.
15:42And I was like, no, no, no, you know, let me try to put it out, because I didn't want to get in trouble, of course, you know.
15:46So, eventually, the fire department pretty much took up the whole block, and my parents came home, and half of the house was burnt down.
15:52Okay, let's see another fact.
15:57Was the inspiration for an entire book of poetry?
16:01What's the inspiration for an entire book of poetry?
16:05Who said that?
16:06It was me, Michelle.
16:07One time, I was dating this guy, and we had been dating for a decent amount of time, and he completely forgot my birthday.
16:14So, when it was his birthday, which was just a couple weeks later, he ended up putting together a bunch of poems, which he had written since we had been dating.
16:23And he presented that to me on his birthday and said that I was the best gift he could ever receive.
16:28Would you ever do something like that for a woman? Would you write poetry for a woman? You're a romantic kind of guy?
16:35I try to be as romantic as the relationship is. If we connect, I'm going to do everything that I can. It's either...
16:43You go with the flow. You adjust to how the relationship is going.
16:46Okay, we'll see. Maybe one of these ladies will get a whole new volume of poetry.
16:51Let's see another fact.
16:53Volunteered to help build a church.
16:56Let's go to claims whoever marries her will go broke.
17:00That was me again, Ruben, Michelle.
17:03I just absolutely love to shop. If I'm not riding horses, I'm shopping.
17:08So, I think that whoever marries me is going to have to have a lot of credit cards.
17:13He's either going to have to buy me horses or clothes.
17:16Well, that scary buzzer means that we're out of time for the personality round, Ruben.
17:20You've got a big choice ahead of you. Are you going to go with Michelle, who wants you to write poems and buy her horses and max out your credit cards?
17:25Claudia, who may burn down your house if you don't give her a good kiss?
17:29Or Jennifer, who will rub the top of your head and then drop the top of her shirt?
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18:27Okay, Ruben, here's where I ask you all the questions.
18:29Now, tell the ladies for the first time who you chose for looks.
18:32I chose number three.
18:34The third lady you saw.
18:35Now, what was it about her?
18:37She looked very honest, very sweet.
18:40And that's what I like in a woman.
18:43Terrific.
18:44Okay, you said she had honest eyes.
18:45Very honest.
18:46Now, tell us all who you're going to choose for personality.
18:48Michelle, Claudia, or Jennifer?
18:51I'm going to choose Michelle.
18:52Michelle!
18:56Okay, now I'm going to put you on the spot.
18:57You've made your two choices based on looks and personality.
18:59They might be the same person, but they might not be.
19:01So I'm going to ask you, who do you want to go on your date with?
19:03Your looks choice or your personality choice?
19:06You know what?
19:07They were all beautiful women.
19:09And I think I'm going to go with personality.
19:12You're taking your personality choice.
19:13Michelle!
19:14Okay, well, let's meet the ladies, shall we?
19:15Come on over here with me.
19:17Come stand with me right here.
19:18First, let's meet Jennifer.
19:20Jennifer, come on out here.
19:21She's a hostess, originally from Seattle.
19:23Hi, Jennifer.
19:24Thanks for being on the show.
19:28Thanks so much.
19:29Okay, let's meet the second lady, Claudia.
19:32She was your looks choice, you'll remember.
19:34She's a student originally from West Hills, California.
19:37Thanks for being on the show, Claudia.
19:40Bye-bye.
19:41Now let's meet the lady you did choose.
19:43Come on out here, Michelle.
19:44You loved her personality.
19:46She's an office manager from Orange County.
19:48Hi, Michelle.
19:49Nice to meet you.
19:51Congratulations.
19:52Are you excited? You won.
19:53Very, very.
19:54What do you think?
19:55You're seeing him for the first time.
19:56What do you think?
19:57He's very handsome.
19:58Does he meet your standards?
19:59Oh, good. You guys look great together.
20:01You look terrific.
20:02Now, Ruben, you told our producers that you had never been to the East Coast, I believe.
20:06And so we are excited to send you to the East Coast where you're going to go on a carriage ride through Central Park when you guys go to New York City.
20:14That's right, Ruben and Michelle.
20:15After a carriage ride through Central Park, you'll check into the legendary St. Moritz on the Park, a New York landmark for over 50 years.
20:22Along with breathtaking views of the Big Apple, the St. Moritz offers exemplary service, fine food, and comfort.
20:28This will surely be a date you'll never forget.
20:33Congratulations.
20:34You guys are going to have a great time in New York.
20:36Angela and Melvin, thank you for being on the show.
20:38And thank you for watching The Dating Game.
20:40And we'll see you next time.
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