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00:00This is the most dangerous robot I've ever built.
00:03It's also the most massive, with the most destructive pair of hammer smashers,
00:07and the most menacing set of googly eyes, along with some other surprises.
00:10Because I was challenged to a robot battle against five dudes I know.
00:13But this was hardly a fair fight, because it would be their five robots against just one of mine.
00:19And given that the only rule was, there are no rules,
00:22as you might expect, things escalated very quickly with a few surprises,
00:26It's the coolest thing I've ever seen!
00:27a good bit of danger,
00:29You gotta do what you gotta do!
00:31and a lot of carnage.
00:33And since the winner of the battle got free reign to completely redecorate the loser's headquarters,
00:38the trash talking commenced immediately.
00:40How are you guys feeling?
00:40If you get past Garrett, I'll be shocked.
00:43Wow!
00:44You don't even think I'll make it to the final round.
00:46Home team's gotta feel pretty good.
00:47I'm about a two, to be honest with you.
00:49Take it!
00:50Alright, gentlemen, I want a clean fight, I want to abide by the rules.
00:53There are no rules.
00:55Exactly.
00:55Let's battle some bots, what do you say?
00:57Let's do it.
00:57It was time for the dudes to lay eyes on what would be their undoing.
01:01Gentlemen, the Cybertank.
01:03Whoa!
01:08It's huge!
01:09Wait, does this violate a rule?
01:11No, no.
01:12No, it doesn't.
01:13Oh, right.
01:13So with the lack of rules fully established, it was time for the Cybertank to start mercilessly
01:18working your way up the dude chain, starting first with Cody.
01:22May I present to you R2-D2?
01:25Oh!
01:27From the galaxy far, far away came the first challenger.
01:30Wait, I think there's a height issue.
01:32Is that as much as the door opens up?
01:34It doesn't fit.
01:35It's not, it's not.
01:36Alright, hold on!
01:37Did you not think about the height restrictions codes?
01:39Guys, this is a bad start.
01:41We know, Mark.
01:42We're smart.
01:43Once we had the droid we were looking for.
01:45Enable taser.
01:46Alright, Marky.
01:47Cody engaged both his taser system.
01:50Wow.
01:51And his squirt gun system.
01:55In an attempt to short circuit my robot.
01:57But unfortunately for the dudes, it's the Cybertank's waterproof.
02:02But that mustache there, it's not just for decoration.
02:06Because what they didn't realize is that with the simple motorized retraction of a quarter
02:09inch steel cable, Cybertank's fashionable mustache doubled as a nine-point razor-sharp
02:14ramming bayonet.
02:15I promise this will be quick and painful.
02:18Ramming speed!
02:20Seriously, stop.
02:21Hey, you might want to take a look at what's inside R2.
02:24Do we have the live feed?
02:27That's in the robot?
02:29Yeah!
02:30You can't attack!
02:32You're flawless!
02:33And while we did say no rules, turns out it was an oversight on my part, thinking the
02:36Geneva Convention still applied.
02:39Surrend and not risk a squirrel's innocent life.
02:42And so as my controller turned off.
02:43Dump your water.
02:44Okay, go, go, go, go.
02:45Cody overconfidently decided to take a cheap shot.
02:47No, no, no, no!
02:48I'm sorry!
02:49I'm new at this!
02:50You're mad!
02:51Which unfortunately exposed the inside of his empty robot.
02:54Wait!
02:55Which meant the live squirrel video feed was just a clever ruse.
02:59And nothing gets me more angry than getting clever rused.
03:02So I got back to work.
03:04No!
03:05Oh!
03:06Poor chop me!
03:07Get away, get away, get away!
03:08Get away, get away, run away, run away!
03:10And I didn't come home from work.
03:12I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive!
03:15Until there was no doubt.
03:17I'm tied in half!
03:18He's still alive!
03:19Who on round one?
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh, you're stealing!
03:23Your mistake was involving the squirrels!
03:26And with that resounding victory...
03:28We're taking it off a notch, brother!
03:30Hope you had fun with that one, Mark!
03:31It was time for my next victim.
03:33Welcome to round two, Mark!
03:35Here we go, boys!
03:36Two at once?
03:38Uh-oh!
03:38It was twin robots for the twins.
03:41One with laser-guided retractable harpoons,
03:43and the other packing four-angle grinders
03:46and an aerial assault drone.
03:47But I wasn't worried.
03:49You ready for this, boys?
03:50Three, two, one!
03:51Yay!
03:52Okay, this is kind of tricky to track both.
03:54We're not a trash can, Mark!
03:56That's rude.
03:57Get over here!
03:58I do not like his eyes on me!
03:59Brace yourself!
04:00Three, two, one, fire!
04:02Oh!
04:03Oh, harpoons!
04:05It seemed like their goal was to harpoon me,
04:07then wrap me up, then grind me down,
04:09which made it the perfect time to introduce my countermeasure
04:12known affectionately as the Warhammers.
04:15Powered by a pair of 24-volt DC motors,
04:17these babies are capable of independently delivering
04:20over 1,000 pounds of force
04:22to anything that dares oppose them.
04:24If they could easily rip through watermelons
04:27and smash up solid concrete,
04:28they would have no problem
04:30dealing with a set of pesky twin bots.
04:32Hey, stay away from those.
04:33Okay.
04:36Five!
04:37He can't reach me!
04:38Yeah!
04:39You are flirting with...
04:40I'm five!
04:40Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:43Don't flip it over!
04:44And while I focused on cornering Twin 1,
04:47Twin 2 launched Operation Glitter Drip.
04:49What is that?
04:50It's a glitter bomb, Mark!
04:52Maybe you're part of it!
04:53A glitter-infused black powder surprise
04:55designed to penetrate the cyber tanks on the shell.
04:59Oh!
05:00Whoa!
05:01Take that!
05:05Oh!
05:06How dare you!
05:08Okay, for me, I've got a plan for this.
05:11Say hello to my tassels.
05:14Oh, heads up, kids!
05:16Yeah!
05:17Ha, ha, ha!
05:19You might want to drive your car!
05:21Watch out!
05:22No!
05:23No!
05:24Oh!
05:25How was he prepared for that?
05:27Honestly, it was a lucky guess.
05:29When in fact, it was not a lucky guess.
05:31Because in keeping with the spirit of no rules,
05:33the week prior, I placed a drone in a servo-actuated box,
05:36and then I had a fake delivery driver
05:38deliver the fake package to Dude Perfect headquarters.
05:41So when they all went home for the day,
05:42a little aerial recon work made anticipating their plans
05:46and designing effective countermeasures
05:48like anti-drone tassels powered by four 24-volt wheat blowers
05:51fairly straightforward.
05:52Oh!
05:53I was gonna say, the streamers were a nice touch.
05:55They were like, what happened to that?
05:57It was clever!
05:58Game-recognized game.
05:59That was nice.
06:00But I was done playing nice.
06:01Stop!
06:02I can't see!
06:03I can't see!
06:04No!
06:04Hands up!
06:05This is bad!
06:05This is really bad!
06:07With the drone out of commission,
06:08I now had to face the harpoon.
06:10Help!
06:10Help!
06:11Mom!
06:11Fire, fire.
06:12I'm going for the wheel!
06:13Which, unfortunately for me...
06:14Ah!
06:15Two!
06:17Oh!
06:17Oh, God!
06:18Let's go!
06:19Was now securely fixed in one of my tires.
06:22Now I'm angry!
06:24Here we go!
06:25Their plan was to wrap me up with the harpoon line
06:27and then incapacitate me Star Wars style
06:29so they could angle-grind off my War Hammers.
06:32Wrap!
06:33Wrap!
06:33Let's go!
06:33Which is a brilliant tactic.
06:35Oh, it's a wrap!
06:38I don't think it's doing anything, Kobe.
06:40Unless you have even a basic seventh-grade understanding
06:42of the rudimentary laws of physics.
06:44Oh!
06:45Oh!
06:45Oh, what?
06:46Because the relative mass of my cyber tank
06:48ensured the retracting harpoon line
06:50would just pull him closer to me...
06:51Oh!
06:52He's dragging me!
06:53...be perfectly in line with the War Hammer.
06:56Oh!
06:59And while battling Twin One,
07:01I noticed Twin Two appeared to have stalled out.
07:04So I readied the nine-point mustache bayonet
07:06to finish the job.
07:07A job!
07:08Yeah!
07:11And that's exactly when I realized it was a trap.
07:13I'm stuck!
07:14And he had once again clever-roosed me.
07:16Grind him!
07:17Because now that I couldn't move off the wall,
07:19I was a perfect sitting duck
07:20for the angled grinders to get to work.
07:23Oh, oh, yes!
07:24Yeah!
07:24But thankfully, overconfidence
07:26seemed to be the thing for the day.
07:28Ramp it!
07:28Ramp it!
07:29Ramp it!
07:29Ramp it!
07:29Use it as a ramp!
07:30Oh, no!
07:32No!
07:32I'll take the assist!
07:34Now that my War Hammer arm
07:35was significantly weakened,
07:37my attempts to fight back
07:38Oh!
07:39Yeah!
07:39Went to disastrous results.
07:41He broke the arm!
07:42Oh!
07:43And with the tide suddenly,
07:43strongly surging against me,
07:46I was left with only one option.
07:47I was going to save this later,
07:49but I have no choice.
07:50Because pushing that button
07:52sends an RF signal
07:53that triggers a small DC motor on a cam
07:55that will then dispense copious amounts
07:57of Glitter Bomb fart spray.
07:58And if you place that whole contraption
08:00in a fake battery
08:00and then bribe a Dude Perfect team member
08:02to place it in the dude's driving box
08:04before the match,
08:05you suddenly make things
08:06much easier on yourself.
08:07You gotta do what you gotta do.
08:10Oh!
08:11Fart spray!
08:12That's bad!
08:13Ha!
08:14Yo!
08:14Mark, that's a dirty move!
08:17There's no rules.
08:19I can smell the fart spray from here.
08:21This is rough.
08:22And with no one left to stop me,
08:24the rest was pretty straightforward.
08:25Okay, I'm unstuck!
08:27Let's just get this guy right here
08:30for a nice conclusion to round two.
08:32It's hammer time.
08:35Yeah!
08:36How dare you come against me!
08:39You!
08:40Yeah!
08:40Yeah!
08:42Yeah!
08:42Yeah!
08:43Yeah!
08:43Yeah!
08:43Yeah!
08:43Yeah!
08:44And that, folks,
08:45is round two.
08:46And so while the Febreze
08:47worked its magic
08:48and Sparky attended
08:49to the cleanup on Isle Twin,
08:50I challenged the dudes
08:51to a five-round rapid-fire
08:53Crunch Labs toy face-off.
08:54This is nice.
08:54I get to beat you twice
08:55in one video.
08:56Wow!
08:57Starting first
08:57with our version
08:58of Rock'em Sock'em Robots,
09:00except it's squirrels,
09:01and we learn all about
09:02the power of hydraulics.
09:04Oh!
09:05That brings the...
09:07That's two!
09:08Send him!
09:08That's one!
09:09Next up was
09:09Trampoline Skee-Ball,
09:10where the first to nine wins,
09:11but if you miss,
09:12they all reset
09:13using the engineering principle
09:14of levers.
09:15No!
09:16Too high!
09:16One more!
09:17One more!
09:17One more!
09:18Core!
09:18Get your mind right.
09:19Yeah!
09:21These are my toys!
09:23This is what we do
09:23for a living, though.
09:24Then it was on to Air Ball,
09:25where the first to catapult their ball
09:26to get stuck in the airstream
09:27using the Kwanda effect wins.
09:29I bet Mark loses.
09:30First one into the air...
09:31Oh!
09:32There you go!
09:33That's three!
09:34Three!
09:35Woo!
09:35Next!
09:35Then to a coin spinner battle
09:38where we explore
09:39the power of ratchets.
09:40Go!
09:41Come on, kill me!
09:43Yes!
09:44Two losses in one day.
09:46That's gotta hurt.
09:46Final battle!
09:47And finally,
09:48to the carnival duck shoot.
09:49Three, two, one, go!
09:50Where thankfully,
09:51Cody distracted himself
09:52with a different target.
09:54Oh!
09:55There we go!
09:55Thank goodness
09:56for the three-point finale.
09:57So if you want to build
09:58and play with any
09:59of these super fun toys yourself,
10:00all while learning a ton
10:01about how to think
10:02like an engineer
10:03at the same time,
10:04just scan this QR code
10:04to head on over
10:05to crunchlabs.com.
10:06Now back in the arena,
10:07it was round three
10:08against the purple hoser himself.
10:10Let me see what you got, Gare!
10:12Purple dozer!
10:14Purple dozer!
10:15Purple dozer!
10:17Oh, yeah!
10:19It appeared to be
10:20some kind of small
10:21purple bulldozer
10:22with two front-mounted nail guns
10:23and two in the rear,
10:24which, to be honest,
10:25for their penultimate robot,
10:27seemed a bit underwhelming.
10:29That is, until this happened.
10:31Oh!
10:33Oh, my God!
10:34She left!
10:34Good one!
10:35Good one!
10:35Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:38Oh!
10:38The flamethrower
10:39was melting my tires,
10:41Yeah!
10:41Black hair, look!
10:42Warping my googly eyes,
10:44Oh!
10:44Oh!
10:45Oh!
10:45Oh!
10:46Causing the structure
10:47to heat up to the point
10:48where it became weak
10:49and ductile.
10:50Oh!
10:51Oh!
10:51Oh!
10:52Oh!
10:52Oh!
10:53Which is why
10:53it's always handy
10:54to equip your robot
10:55with a 10-pound bottle
10:56of liquid CO2
10:57at 800 PSI,
10:58because when the cryogenic
10:59solenoid valve releases,
11:00fire will lose to ice
11:03every time.
11:04Oh!
11:06With the fire threat
11:07neutralized,
11:08now I just had to disable
11:09the nail guns.
11:10Oh!
11:10Oh!
11:11Oh, your nail gun!
11:11Nail gun down!
11:12That was one.
11:13Now the trick would be
11:14taking out the other three
11:15while at the same time...
11:17Yeah, there it is.
11:17There it is.
11:18...protecting my tires
11:19from the nails.
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22That was two,
11:23but it cost me an arm.
11:24Nail them!
11:25Nail them!
11:25Yeah!
11:26Oh, no!
11:27Nail guns!
11:28You stopped running from me!
11:30Number three was actually
11:32kind of easy.
11:32And at this point,
11:33with no arms left...
11:34Oh!
11:35Dude, you're bending it!
11:36...I would have to rely
11:37on the cyberstache.
11:38Shame his mustache, dude.
11:40And there was number four.
11:42Mission accomplished.
11:44You got no flame,
11:45you got no nail guns!
11:46You got me!
11:47You got me!
11:48But this is where
11:49Gare threw me a curveball.
11:51I have programmed
11:52the self-destruct button.
11:54Will you do me the honors
11:55of pressing it?
11:55Why wouldn't you just
11:56program it on your remotes?
11:58I'm not smart, dude!
11:59Which was a solid point,
12:00and yet he was smart enough
12:02to know my Achilles heel.
12:03I'm nothing if not
12:04a very curious individual.
12:06I can't not push the button!
12:07I know you can!
12:09I can't help it!
12:10And so trading caution
12:11for curiosity,
12:12the cyber-take mustered
12:13the final strength
12:14in what little remained
12:16of her crumpled ride-on.
12:20Maybe like three taps, Mark!
12:22Yeah!
12:23Yeah!
12:24Yeah!
12:25Ah!
12:26Ah!
12:27Ah!
12:28Ah!
12:29Ah!
12:30Ah!
12:31Yeah!
12:32Ah!
12:33I made it!
12:34I made it!
12:35I got him, bro!
12:36Got him with the button trick!
12:37Things were looking
12:39very bad for me
12:40at this point.
12:41This is all I got, man!
12:43I still wanna go!
12:43And with the cyber-tank
12:44buried and bruised
12:46under an actual pool table...
12:48Let's go!
12:49Yeah!
12:49...Tyler chose
12:50to kick a man
12:51while he's down.
12:52Yeah!
12:53Let's go, baby!
12:55Oh!
12:56Oh!
12:57The Phytobot not only wielded
12:59a 30-pound swinging axe
13:00that could easily turn
13:02the pool table into firewood...
13:03What's on the front of your thing?
13:04...but the 63-pound slug
13:06of steel on the front...
13:07Watch this, boys!
13:08That's just gratuitous.
13:10No!
13:12...could achieve a max angular velocity
13:14of 4,500 RPMs.
13:16Dude, are we about to win this?
13:17Yeah, we are.
13:18This...
13:19...was very bad news.
13:20Bit by bit, the dude
13:21systematically ripped apart
13:23the cyber-tank...
13:23Oh!
13:26...just like a greedy child
13:27ripping open a Christmas present...
13:28Oh!
13:30...wielding a giant axe...
13:31Oh!
13:33No!
13:34...and with one final,
13:35degrading parting shot...
13:37Shave the scape...
13:38...they shaved her mustache.
13:41The mustache!
13:42He's done it!
13:44Now, the celebratory confetti
13:46felt a bit premature and insulting...
13:48Really? Confetti?
13:50...given that the refs
13:50still hadn't given us
13:51the final call.
13:52We're not even engineers, Mark!
13:54You lost to a bunch
13:55of uneducated scrubs!
13:58How do you feel?
13:59Honestly, it's disappointing.
14:01I bet it is!
14:03No!
14:03It's disappointing.
14:04You guys actually thought...
14:06I wouldn't have engineered...
14:08...a backup plan.
14:09Lights!
14:10What?
14:11Soundtrack!
14:12Trap door!
14:14No.
14:14What?!
14:15Look at it lifting!
14:16Gentlemen!
14:17May I introduce you to...
14:19Trap tool!
14:23Trap tool!
14:25There's a bot in the bot?!
14:27No!
14:28What?!
14:29Oh, hey!
14:30Oh, hey!
14:31That's right!
14:33Inside the Cybertank,
14:35all along was my Trojan Rat,
14:38save for just such an occasion like this.
14:41What makes Fat Tail so special
14:43are those two unassuming prongs on the front.
14:46Because inside, there's a 16-pound flywheel
14:48that's spinning at 9,000 RPM.
14:50And when these two solenoids force this clutch
14:52against the flywheel,
14:53well, that then twists up this bundle
14:55of super-strong cords,
14:56which makes them get shorter,
14:58which then actuates this racket pinion,
15:00causing the nose of Fat Tail to raise
15:02with an incredible amount of force.
15:04The force is so great, in fact,
15:05it can launch a 250-pound payload
15:0720 feet into the air.
15:09Oh!
15:12These anvils literally damage
15:14the solid wood beams on my ceiling.
15:17And if it could do that to a few 50-pound anvils...
15:20...then just imagine what it could do
15:22to something built by dudes
15:23who make ping-pong trick shots for a living.
15:25Oh!
15:27Oh, this is bad!
15:28Hey!
15:29Don't attack yet!
15:31We gotta reset!
15:32We gotta reset!
15:33Sparky!
15:34Clear the arena!
15:35By the way, we signed a bunch of the busted robot pieces
15:38Sparky is cleaning up here,
15:39so go watch the video on Dude Perfect's channel
15:41to find out how you can get your hands on some of it.
15:42Okay!
15:43Final match!
15:45Bring it, Robert!
15:46Mark, I need to know something.
15:47Is this the last robot?
15:49This was it.
15:51No more twists.
15:52No more turns.
15:53It's just pure carnage.
15:56Let's go!
15:58Come on, Ty!
15:59Yeah, baby!
15:59Run the wheel!
16:00Let's go!
16:03That was quick.
16:04I'll do you a favor and spin you back over!
16:07That one heard it.
16:13Oh, that's insane!
16:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:16Fit your wheel!
16:19It's a cool and fair, I'm insane!
16:20I'm alive!
16:21Thank you!
16:22I'm alive!
16:23Thank you!
16:23I'm alive!
16:23Damn, Ty!
16:24Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away!
16:26Move his head off!
16:26Get away!
16:27Okay, okay!
16:28I hate you!
16:29No!
16:30This is for the squirrel!
16:31No!
16:32No!
16:33No!
16:34No!
16:35I don't like this.
16:36I don't like that!
16:37You just need one foot punch!
16:38Use your axe!
16:39I'm trying!
16:40Oh, no!
16:41That was cool!
16:42That was cool!
16:43That was cool!
16:44Oh, no!
16:45Oh, no!
16:46Oh, no!
16:47That's for the confetti!
16:48No!
16:49No!
16:50No!
16:51It was time...
16:52I'm fine!
16:52I'm fine!
16:53I'm fine!
16:54No!
16:55...to finish this...
16:56You're not like...
16:57Fine!
16:58Let's go!
16:59...with more of an engineering trick shot.
17:01Get out of my wheels!
17:02Oh!
17:03Oh!
17:04Oh!
17:05Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:07Oh!
17:08Oh!
17:09Oh!
17:10With the board cleared, Fat Tail was free to play with her lifeless prey to the dismay of
17:15the losers.
17:16No!
17:17Oh!
17:18Oh!
17:19Oh, you're still good, dude!
17:20Oh, no!
17:21Don't hit my tail!
17:22One last throw couldn't hurt.
17:23Oh!
17:24Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:27Oh!
17:28Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:30Oh!
17:31Oh!
17:32Oh!
17:33Oh!
17:34Oh!
17:35Oh!
17:36Oh!
17:37Oh!
17:38Oh!
17:39Oh!
17:40Oh!
17:41Oh!
17:42Oh!
17:43Oh!
17:44Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:46Oh!
17:47Henk, there's the only thing left!
17:48Are we still gonna do that?
17:49Boys better get to work.
17:50Hey, get in there nice and deep like!
17:53We're trying!
17:54Hey, fellas!
17:55You're missing a spot!
17:56We're doing our best, Mark!
17:58We're not painters!
18:00If you ever want to know how to make and build really fun things, Crunch Labs has you
18:05covered.
18:06Because for kids we've got Buildbotx, and then for teens and adults, we've got Hack Pack.
18:10In both cases they get delivered right to your door, where we build them together and learn
18:14the really cool science and physics that make them work.
18:17With BuildBox, we set the foundation by building a super fun mechanical toy each month, which
18:21makes it a great first step for learning how to think like an engineer.
18:24Then for Hack Pack, we take it up a notch with a really cool robot that will work right
18:28out of the box, no programming required, but that has a fun incentive to dig in and tweak
18:33the code.
18:34We make it easy to level up the robot's capabilities using the online coding module.
18:37So if you want to enhance or even just take the first step of unlocking the really fun
18:41and rewarding hobby of making stuff, just go to crushlabs.com or use the link in the video
18:45description where to say thank you, we're giving away either one or two boxes as a back-to-school
18:50special.
18:51Thanks for watchin'.
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