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00:00Today, I completely destroyed the Crunch Labs warehouse,
00:04but I did it for a good reason.
00:05This is our first ever Crunch Labs hide-and-seek competition.
00:09No one in there.
00:10Those super creative product designers
00:11that design your Crunch Labs build boxes every month
00:13also happen to be annoyingly good at hiding themselves away,
00:17making this the most epic game of hide-and-seek ever played.
00:21Yes!
00:23All right, PDs, Mark is waiting right outside that door.
00:26You've got one minute to get into your hiding places.
00:29It's so quiet.
00:30What are you waiting for? Go, go, go!
00:33With the product designers headed off to their hiding spots,
00:35as you can see, they employed quite a few different strategies,
00:38from cardboard boxes to custom-engineered hideouts
00:41to whatever this is.
00:43I need to become foam.
00:45And some even made the very bold choice
00:47to hide in plain sight.
00:48I'm a grip.
00:49As the minute ticked down, everyone was well-hidden
00:51except for Dan, who was struggling a bit.
00:54And this could take a while.
00:55So in the meantime, let's review the rules.
00:57I have a half hour to find all nine product designers
01:00who can fight back with their blasters.
01:02And if I don't find them all,
01:03they get to make me post anything they want on my Instagram.
01:06With Dan finally set in his hiding spot,
01:08it's time to start the game.
01:10All right, PDs are in place.
01:12It's going to be the fastest game of hide-and-seek
01:14in the history of YouTube.
01:15That's a Mark Rober guarantee.
01:17I know this place like the back of my hand, so...
01:19What the heck is that?
01:20Oh.
01:21I'm just kidding.
01:22Maybe I don't know the back of my hand.
01:25Well, that's good,
01:25because your time started 10 seconds ago.
01:27That's not true!
01:28Oh, no!
01:29Oh!
01:30I'm panicking all of a sudden.
01:32This seemed so much easier before we started.
01:34Okay, clearly some of that made me clever and hide here.
01:38Little did I know that while I looked in this very empty cabinet,
01:41Evan was really hurting his chances at the end-of-the-year bonus
01:45by shooting me in the back.
01:47Oh!
01:48Hey!
01:49Yeah!
01:50Yeah!
01:52No!
01:53Dan!
01:54Get out of here!
01:55Clever!
01:56The mirror table for good measure, Evan!
01:59With Evan going straight to product designer jail,
02:02there were still eight PDs left
02:04who were going to be much more difficult to find.
02:06They came out attacking early.
02:08I wasn't ready for that.
02:09I'm going to go up here to get a better vantage point.
02:11Whoops.
02:13Ah, this is hard.
02:15With time quickly running down,
02:17it's time to use a strategy I call smash first.
02:19Ah-ha!
02:21Ask questions later.
02:23Okay.
02:24No one in there.
02:25Not a great start.
02:27Ow.
02:28This trash can wasn't here yesterday.
02:30Oh, yeah, that's heavy.
02:34Definitely no one hiding in here.
02:37Three-minute penalty.
02:38Penalty for what?
02:39You fired, and it wasn't a PD.
02:40Aw.
02:42Yah!
02:44Losers clean up, by the way.
02:45That's ominous.
02:47You know what, Bob?
02:48I don't like your attitude.
02:49No way.
02:49No.
02:50That's for giving me a penalty.
02:51Five-minute penalty!
02:52Okay.
02:53Yeah-ha!
02:54Oh, gosh.
02:55They're very still.
02:56You even move.
02:57Whoops.
02:58Okay.
02:59It's a mannequin.
03:00Brooke?
03:01Is that even Brooke, or is it a PD?
03:02To be clear, it's only a penalty if I don't hit a PD.
03:04Uh, got it.
03:05Yeah!
03:06Yeah!
03:07Yeah!
03:08Yeah!
03:09What's up?
03:10I'm on you.
03:11I'm not that!
03:12No!
03:13Ready or not, here I come.
03:14I hate that they can fire at me.
03:15Where'd they hide in here?
03:16Probably.
03:17All about the couch cushions.
03:18Really?
03:19All about the couch cushions.
03:20I was about to give up on finding any PDs in this room when I suddenly noticed.
03:24That seems artificially close.
03:25Oh!
03:26Oh, yeah!
03:27From that squeal, I knew it was Steven, who'd built a false front to my desk, which would
03:42have been super impressive if he wasn't also kind of stuck.
03:45That's the sound you like to hear!
03:48Just to be clear.
03:50Wow!
03:51This is very clever.
03:53Whew!
03:54You made this custom?
03:55Yeah.
03:56Now I see what I'm up against.
03:57Nice hiding spot.
03:59Not good enough.
04:00Two down.
04:01I was feeling pretty confident.
04:02And I thought for sure I'd find another one in our secret soda machine.
04:05I'm looking off the reflection in the camera lens.
04:08Ugh!
04:09Ugh!
04:10Three minute penalty.
04:11Dang it!
04:12You punks.
04:14Did you get him?
04:15No, I don't think so.
04:16Cause the hole wasn't big enough.
04:17It was hard to get it.
04:18Okay, now I do have some devices here.
04:20This is a parabolic mic.
04:22That means I can hear everything really, really loud.
04:24And I think I'm gonna need that.
04:25I'm coming over here.
04:27I'm listening for rustling noises.
04:30All right.
04:31I know for a fact these were not here yesterday.
04:34Suddenly I heard what suspiciously sounded like the loading of a Nerf blaster.
04:39Oh, yes!
04:40Yes!
04:41Wow!
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh, yeah!
04:44Did he get me?
04:45I think he got you.
04:46Yes!
04:47Oh, wow!
04:48All right.
04:49Now the question is, they wouldn't do a second person.
04:52There's only one way to find out.
04:54It's kind of satisfying to be honest, especially cuz losers pick up.
05:02Oh, yeah.
05:03Honestly, I know they're not in here, but...
05:05Oh, my God!
05:06Dude, what if there's actually a person inside?
05:08This is kind of satisfying, to be honest, especially because losers pick up!
05:13Oh, yeah.
05:16Honestly, I know they're not in here, but...
05:19Oh, my God.
05:21Dude, what if there's actually a person inside?
05:23While I wasted precious minutes searching all the wrong spots,
05:26little did I know the remaining PDs were cool as the summer's warm.
05:30Ah, trigger fingers itching.
05:32It's really important to stay hydrated.
05:34Let's go, PDs!
05:36With no luck, I knew it was time to bring out my secret weapon, an infrared camera.
05:39This camera allows us to see temperature as an image,
05:42with cold shown as blue and hot shown as orange,
05:45which should make finding the product designers fairly easy.
05:48Alright, I'm checking this box for a heat signature.
05:50I don't see anything, but I've noticed already the PDs are kind of jumpy.
05:57This is where the infrared pays off.
05:59There's no heat signature. If this was a real person, like, look at my leg.
06:02See how hot that is?
06:04It's very obvious that this is just a mannequin.
06:06Wait, Danny, if he looks at you with the cam, you're cooked.
06:09So maybe you jump out now.
06:10Bam was right, of course.
06:12He was cooked bright orange, in fact.
06:14Yeah, I'm too late!
06:17No!
06:18Yes!
06:19So obvious!
06:21Who said you were allowed an infrared camera?
06:23Look how hot! That's like a lava!
06:26Yeah, I'm burning up in here!
06:29Another one down.
06:30Oh, good disguise!
06:32Thank you!
06:33Let's see who you really are!
06:35You're gonna have to unzip it!
06:36I knew it, Danny!
06:40It's too easy!
06:41Mark, Mark, there's a clue in the table right here.
06:44Oh, clue inside! Where's the key?
06:46I don't know!
06:47Quit wasting my time, Bam!
06:48What's up, team?
06:49You did well, soldier.
06:50Did well.
06:51Mark, you have 15 minutes left.
06:5315 minutes.
06:54The infrared is actually a sick hack.
06:59Clearly there's someone right there.
07:01Okay, Vox is on a forklift, huh?
07:03I'll give you one chance to come out on your own,
07:05or we're gonna do this on my terms.
07:07Three, two...
07:09Dang!
07:11Dang!
07:12Hello, Javon!
07:17Nice to meet ya!
07:19I had the gun pointed the wrong way.
07:22Oh no, they caught Javon.
07:24There's no way he's fighting Adam.
07:26Man, I'm ready for anything.
07:27Unless he comes from behind me.
07:29I'm so ahead on time here.
07:31I'm pausing.
07:32Looks like I have to beat 12.
07:33I was getting close to breaking the Crunch Labs pull-up record
07:36when suddenly I was attacked.
07:38Who's that?
07:41But lucky for them, I can't not break the record.
07:4410.
07:4720.
07:48Put it on the board.
07:50Mid-competition.
07:51Breaking records.
07:52Let's go.
07:53Was that from a cameraman?
07:54Oh, this is very sus.
08:00And I'm sorry.
08:01Three minute penalty.
08:03Oh no!
08:04You now have less than 10 minutes.
08:06Interesting.
08:08Oh no!
08:09My thermal camera died.
08:10That was a big advantage.
08:11Just a lot of crud in this room.
08:13Who's this?
08:14Say your name.
08:15Lauren.
08:16Prove it.
08:21That's a lie!
08:22Lauren never wears brown!
08:28Oh, Nicholas, of course.
08:29Another one down.
08:30Three to go?
08:31Three to go.
08:32Did you shoot him?
08:33I said, it's Lauren.
08:34I picked up my face and then I ducked.
08:36And I shot underneath the table.
08:37Whoa!
08:38Yo, dude!
08:39That was a good idea.
08:42You got any intel for me?
08:44Sorry, I don't.
08:45I don't believe you.
08:47I actually pre-planned something.
08:49What I've got right here is our internal company messaging app.
08:53So as soon as I hit this button, it's going to call all of them.
08:56And I should hear their phones ringing.
08:58You'll never find him.
08:59Agree to disagree, Bob.
09:00Here we go.
09:01Ouch.
09:02What the heck?
09:03I hear it.
09:04I hear someone.
09:10Where is it coming from?
09:15Ah!
09:16Yes!
09:17Wow!
09:18Wait a second.
09:19Did you put a hinge onto this?
09:21Yeah.
09:22That's pretty clever.
09:23I wanted to get in close.
09:24Next time, maybe you shouldn't bring your work phone into your hiding spot.
09:27Okay.
09:28GG.
09:29Let's go.
09:30All right.
09:31I got five minutes.
09:33We're rocking this old school.
09:34Cool.
09:37I need an emergency drumstick.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Four minutes.
09:40You have four minutes.
09:41As if there isn't.
09:43Oh.
09:44He's making such a mess.
09:46I'm pretty sure we won already.
09:47I feel like I've checked this whole room, which means I need to retrace my footsteps.
09:50No time for drumsticks.
09:52What's a good thing to say to him once he comes back?
09:54You said losers clean up, right?
09:56Oh, yeah.
09:57Losers clean up.
09:59I had to have missed someone in here.
10:01Oh, you want me to think that's Mark Robot?
10:04There's too many mannequins in this place.
10:07Uh, I gotta think like a Crunch Labs product designer would think.
10:10They would hide in somewhere clever.
10:12They just wouldn't hide somewhere.
10:13They'd be like in the ceiling.
10:14Yeah, they're gonna hide somewhere clever.
10:16Turn off the lights.
10:17All of them.
10:18All of them.
10:19It did not help me as much as I was hoping it would.
10:24That would have been a cool moment though.
10:26If it's like, aha!
10:27Just in case.
10:29Repeat days.
10:30Two minutes.
10:31Two minutes!
10:32I did beat the pull-up record.
10:33At least I'm gonna leap with that.
10:35What is this?
10:36I do not appreciate the mocking.
10:39It's way too many memes.
10:40Are you still comfortable, Adam?
10:41Oh, yeah.
10:42Super comfortable.
10:43I could stay for at least two or three more minutes.
10:46As the minutes ticked down, I was getting desperate.
10:48So I did the only thing I could think of.
10:51I've got car keys!
10:53Come out!
10:54Or I'm driving away with your Subaru!
10:56Keeping this just in case.
10:58Okay.
10:59There's nothing in here.
11:00Now in the ceiling.
11:03Hey, quiet!
11:04One minute left.
11:05One minute to find two PBs.
11:07Oh, I knew it!
11:08I knew it!
11:09Out of my way!
11:11Wait a second.
11:12Ah-ha!
11:13Ah-ha!
11:14Oh, wait.
11:15No.
11:16That is empty.
11:17Okay.
11:18I've got someone's keys!
11:19Fess up!
11:20Or I'm driving away with your car.
11:21Oh, no.
11:22Those are my keys.
11:23Here we go!
11:24Ten!
11:25No!
11:26Nine!
11:27No!
11:28Eight!
11:29Seven!
11:30Six!
11:31Five!
11:32Panic!
11:33Four!
11:34Three!
11:35Two!
11:36One!
11:37I know you're somewhere!
11:38Parking time is up.
11:39There are two PDs remaining.
11:40Yeah!
11:41What are you guys cheering for?
11:42You lost, okay?
11:43Don't tell me.
11:44Is one in this room?
11:45There are two PDs hidden in this room right now.
11:46What?
11:47What is this trash can?
11:48You guys want to do this?
11:49It's really fun.
11:50Mark, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:51Losers clean up, remember.
11:52Yeah, you guys!
11:53All of us clean up.
11:54What?
11:55What is this trash can?
11:56What is this trash can?
11:57You guys want to do this?
11:58It's really fun.
11:59Mark, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:00Losers clean up, remember.
12:01Yeah, you guys!
12:03All of us clean up.
12:05What is it?
12:06Yeah, give me a better hint.
12:08Um...
12:11Whoa!
12:12That's a pretty good hint.
12:13Oh, wow!
12:14Adam, of course!
12:16Stupid cozy under here.
12:17Yeah!
12:18I'm kind of glad you had to be there for 30 minutes.
12:21Oh!
12:22That's pretty good.
12:23With Adam finally found, there's just one person left to reveal.
12:26Hi, I'm Caroline.
12:28You son of a...
12:30No!
12:40Wow.
12:41Can I come out now?
12:42So, I hate to lose, but this is also none of the most creative brains
12:46west of the Mississippi River, so I'm calling that a W.
12:49Sadly, I still have to do the post.
12:52What do I have to say?
12:53I think that has to come from your heart, Mark.
12:55But it has to emphasize Lauren and me.
12:57Okay, okay.
12:58While I respect and love all the Crunch Labs product designers,
13:01my two favorites are Lauren and Adam.
13:04Time to clean up, I guess.
13:05And, of course, if you want to come out to Crunch Labs yourself
13:07to design with me and my team for a day,
13:09then you just got to win the platinum ticket we slip inside
13:11one Crunch Labs box every month.
13:13So, if you haven't got your build box subscription for Crunch Labs,
13:16then what the heck are you waiting for?
13:18Go to CrunchLabs.com with a parent, and once you're there,
13:20it'll show you how it all works.
13:46But, I'm going to tell you what to do.
13:47But, if you're there...
13:48It'll show you how it works.
13:49...
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