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00:00Hey, Suzuki, what's up?
00:06Oh, hey! Good morning, Asuma!
00:08Is that the Yeti from that new movie?
00:11Uh-huh. My little fluffball.
00:13So, who'd you see it with?
00:15You go with Nabe or Sato?
00:17No, uh...
00:20With Tani.
00:23Tani, why'd he go with you?
00:25Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28Cause we're dating.
00:30What?! And you didn't tell me?
00:33I don't say my bee!
00:34That's all you have to say, my bee!
00:36Start talking, when did this happen?
00:37Bee, sadly?
00:39And how did this happen?
00:40Uh, when?
00:41Who asked who out?
00:43It was, uh...
00:44Blackmail!
00:46Are they ever gonna let me talk, or...
00:49Oh. My. God, girl.
00:53Oh...
00:53Are you happy? We're about to have a breakdown.
00:55The former...
00:57But I'm also, like, insanely jealous right now.
01:00The two of you are so sweet, it is making me physically ill.
01:03Thanks, I guess?
01:04Hey, why are you so calm right now? Are you not freaking out?
01:07You're confused. Tawny's the calm one.
01:09Serious people attract serious people. Are you a serious person?
01:12How did I not notice? Is my whole life a lie?
01:15Um, are you good?
01:17Yeah, just wish I could find a guy who has it together.
01:20My last ex totally ghosted me with absolutely zero warning one day.
01:24But then I found out it was because he got thrown into juvie, so...
01:27Yeah, wouldn't exactly say it was my finest hour.
01:30But whatever. That's just love.
01:33Girlie, that is not just love.
01:36You see any good movies lately, Tata?
01:39Nah, I don't like theater crowds. They're either too loud or too quiet, not in between.
01:43Funny, Kapacho said the same thing.
01:45But the new one with the witch and the fluffy guy might be worth the risk.
01:48That's what you want to see?
01:49Now, don't give up!
01:51Here comes Suzuki.
01:52I know that screech.
01:54Nah, unfortunately I've got a type and it's toxic tools across the board.
01:57I need someone, I think he's the one. Boom, psychopath.
02:01Heavy stuff. We just got here.
02:03It's never too early to lift up our friends and help them find romance.
02:06Come on, Azuma, tell him!
02:08Maybe dying alone is what I deserve for finding good people and sexy.
02:12Oh my god, I think you broke her.
02:14I told you girls love a rebel. There's something about a rap sheet that makes them go crazy.
02:19It's science.
02:20You get it. No one wanted to date you in middle school.
02:22Now hold on! Is the man wrong?
02:24Dudes who are rough around the edges are so hot!
02:27They've got that, I'm damaged.
02:28Fix me, Riz. You know what I mean?
02:30You are down horrendous for Sudaken.
02:32Dating is all about climbing up the social hierarchy.
02:36It doesn't matter what's on the inside.
02:38It's about finding a partner who can raise your position.
02:42People want someone at the top of the attractiveness pecking order.
02:46And once they land that someone, it boosts them up a few rungs themselves.
02:50It's all so stupid.
02:52Hey Suzuki, should you be saying that?
02:55I mean, Tawny's right there.
03:01Hi, how's your?
03:03Hello, damage control mode.
03:05Oh hey, did you hear our whole combo?
03:07Yes, I heard it all.
03:09But nothing you said bothered me.
03:11Look at her, she's so cute when she's spiraling.
03:13Everybody shut up, my show is on.
03:15Here we go.
03:17Hey, am I missing something?
03:19Oh.
03:20Yeah, those guys are a couple now.
03:22Huh?
03:23Wait, how come everyone else is acting normal?
03:27Nobody finds this weird?
03:29Maybe they reacted differently when they first found out.
03:32Are you okay?
03:33Someone must have grabbed her by the shoulders and screamed,
03:35Why him, right?
03:36He really doesn't seem like her type.
03:38Suit again!
03:39Be still, my heart!
03:41The dangerous, dominant...
03:43A gap between her fantasy and her reality is a million miles wide.
03:47Greetings, my dude.
03:49How's it hanging?
03:50Good morning.
03:51And why is Yamada acting like the two of them are life-long friends?
03:56Whoa!
03:57Fuffy!
03:58Oh, you TV match!
04:00I smell the waft of love stank!
04:01Love stank?
04:02Oh, that reminds me.
04:04Did you take any pics?
04:05Uh, no.
04:06What even are those?
04:07Okay, liar.
04:08We took one.
04:09And two touch!
04:10Hey, I'm gonna see.
04:12What is happening to the world?
04:17I'm gonna see.
04:18I'm gonna see.
04:19I'm gonna see.
04:20I'm gonna see.
05:52I need a drink.
05:57Are you trying to beat the heat, too?
06:00Hey, Suzuki.
06:01You're out of luck if you wanted a reality gold strong.
06:03Your girl just cleaned them all out.
06:05Have at it. I don't drink that garbage.
06:07Aw, but the fizzy's.
06:09Hey, tell me something.
06:15Hmm?
06:16Why'd you pick Tani?
06:19My first love triangle!
06:21What? Good lord, no. What is wrong with you?
06:24I just don't understand it.
06:25It'd be one thing if Yamada or Watanabe dated someone like him.
06:29Those two don't give a crap, but you?
06:30You're obsessed with what everyone thinks of you.
06:32Oh my god! Is that what everyone thinks of me?!
06:35And yet, you're dating someone on the opposite wavelength. It's weird.
06:44Yeah, you're right that I always worry about what others think.
06:48I work my butt off to fit in and drive myself crazy wondering if people like me.
06:52But hey, maybe that explains why I ended up going for someone like Tani.
06:57I'm a peeps pleaser, whereas Tani is strictly himself no matter what the peeps think.
07:06Uh...
07:07Oops.
07:09Boyd bonnet.
07:11You really have to hear the whole story to get why I'm like this?
07:14You got a couple hours?
07:16Wonder if you've got a cyanide capsule for me.
07:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
07:20Shhh.
07:23This window seat's frying me alive.
07:25Uh...
07:27Hey-ya!
07:28Hee-hee! I've always wanted to do that to someone!
07:32Were you shooketh?
07:33Yes, I was.
07:34You don't look shooketh.
07:36Seriously? They're already doing stereotypical couple things?
07:40I bought us drinks to cool off.
07:42Which one do you want?
07:43Papa or baby?
07:44Why'd you get two of the same thing?
07:46Baby, please.
07:47Ah, how chivalrous.
07:49How much was it?
07:50You don't need to pay me back, silly.
07:52Oh, you sure?
07:52Of course I am. Come on, do I look that broke?
07:55And now I'm eavesdropping on them like a total chud.
07:58I don't need a discount.
08:01Well, aren't they just two peas in a pod?
08:04So how was your drink pilgrimage?
08:06What the F?
08:07I accidentally left my water in the freezer for too long, so now I'm bashing it to try and get it to thaw out.
08:12Can you test out Mjolnir somewhere else, please?
08:15Suzuki!
08:16What do you want now?
08:18Homework, please!
08:19You're so lame. Do your own homework. This is getting stupid.
08:25Sonny?
08:26Don't you dare!
08:27Are you sure you don't want to take a look at mine?
08:29I mean, I have already completed the assignment.
08:32Oh, great. Now they're going to exploit the poor guy for his intelligence?
08:36Just know you won't learn anything this way, okay?
08:42I can live with that.
08:44Well, I can't! Hands off, you little leech!
08:48Suzuki really does like Tani.
08:50That much is obvious.
08:52Everyone understands it's her choice, so they're just cool with it.
08:55Leave him alone, dude!
08:57Just look for him!
08:58They're not even worried about what other people will think.
09:00You little bit of stuff!
09:00You little bit of stuff!
09:01You little bit of stuff!
09:02You little bit of stuff!
09:03You little bit of stuff!
09:04Oh...
09:04Wait. Maybe that's it.
09:08I was so sure I'd never get it, but I think I'd kinda do.
09:11It really messed me up to see someone I considered an afterthought suddenly getting accepted into the group, just like that.
09:22I assumed he must have compromised who he was to get their approval.
09:25But the truth is, not everyone fixates on what other people say and do, or obsesses over their rank in the social hierarchy.
09:34That's just me, and I've made it my whole personality.
09:37You okay there, Taita?
09:45People who know who they are don't change because of what others do.
09:49They retain their own independent identity.
09:52I am my own prisoner, shackled to the social ladder.
09:55Whoa, okay. I think I'm gonna go.
09:58Whoa! Howdy-do, Taitazuma!
10:01Please don't ship real people. You love birds walking home together?
10:05Yep!
10:07Hasta mañana!
10:09Okay, see you tomorrow!
10:13They're so shameless walking side by side like that.
10:17Like they couldn't care less who sees them.
10:21Kind of inspiring.
10:22Maybe it's time I had a reinvention arc.
10:24Didn't you just have one like two years ago?
10:27Oh, shut up!
10:28Good job.
10:35Listen, Suzuki.
10:38I've been thinking, if there's a certain kind of person that you're attracted to, then I should try to become that kind of person.
10:44That said, I need you to understand that I won't be doing anything unethical.
10:48Huh?
10:49Dudes who are rough around the edges are so hot!
10:52They've got that, I'm damaged.
10:53Fix me, Riz.
10:54You know what I mean?
10:57I knew you were bothered by that!
10:59I'm not bothered by it.
11:00Quit pretending!
11:01If it really didn't bother you, then you wouldn't have brought it up!
11:04It's fine.
11:05Like I said.
11:06You lie!
11:09What now?
11:11Why do you seem happy?
11:13Forget it.
11:16Okay, I'll tell you.
11:19Tawny, I like all kinds of people for all kinds of reasons.
11:24Especially you.
11:25I get it, it's okay.
11:27I get butterflies in my stomach if someone looks cool or acts cool or has a cool personality.
11:31But everyone's a different kind of cool, you know what I mean, Jellybean?
11:34Yes, I think I do.
11:37That face you're making is so adorable!
11:40You just keep getting cuter!
11:42It's kind of hard to describe.
11:44But who we like comes from our own personal coolness code.
11:52You couldn't be any more adorable!
11:55I'm tawny!
11:58Uh, Suzuki?
11:59What do you mean by adorable?
12:01You're so tiny, tawny!
12:05All for me!
12:11I can't breathe!
12:12I can't breathe!
12:13I can't breathe!
12:23Morning!
12:25You got up early!
12:27Tempura was on my face.
12:29Oh my! Tempura, you adorable little rascal!
12:31Meow!
12:34Meow!
12:38Dudes who are rough around the edges are SO HOT!
12:40I've got that, I'm damaged!
12:41Fix me, Riz!
12:43I like all kinds of people for all kinds of reasons!
12:46Meow!
12:47I told her it didn't bother me.
12:49But what exactly does Suzuki find attractive?
12:55Is it strength?
12:58If it is...
13:00Then I...
13:04Hmm...
13:09Too heavy.
13:10Meow!
13:11Come on!
13:12Don't hog it!
13:14Get your giant butt out of my way!
13:15I've been waiting a million hours!
13:16Where are you going?
13:17Wait!
13:20Mom!
13:21Where did you put my gym clothes?
13:23I don't even need dinner!
13:25One at a time, please!
13:26I only have two ears!
13:28Give me a rascal, please!
13:30What the hell?
13:31Get off!
13:32Whoa!
13:37There, horsey!
13:38Stop right there!
13:39I am not your horse!
13:40Get lost!
13:45Thanks time to Millie!
13:51Kind of uncharacteristically gnarly for her...
13:54Don't you think?
13:55I guess...
13:57Where'd she come from?
13:59Huh...
14:02Let me guess...
14:03You have no idea who that guy on the bike with her was.
14:06I don't...
14:08Hey!
14:09Hairball!
14:10Oh!
14:11Oz!
14:13Daddy!
14:14Why are you guys here together at the worst possible time?
14:18Good morning to you two.
14:19So, was that your older brother just now?
14:21Yeah.
14:22Gross, right?
14:24Motorcycles are so sexy.
14:26Can you introduce me to him?
14:27First of all, no.
14:28Second of all, your taste is awful.
14:30Back me up here, Tani!
14:31Please don't involve me in this discussion.
14:37Feel better now?
14:40Come to think of it, do you have any siblings, Tani?
14:43I don't.
14:44Yeah...
14:45Checks out.
14:48Why did they act like they expected that?
14:51So, Suzuki, does your brother have a girlfriend?
14:53No idea, but even if he doesn't, I am slow not gonna keep looking up.
14:56Pigs have flown.
15:02Time to make like a tree and leave!
15:04You go ahead.
15:05Huh?
15:06I'm a library assistant, so I have to stay and work.
15:08Aw, you never told me that.
15:10No worries, I'll be fine on my own.
15:13Well, that wasn't convincing.
15:33Hello?
15:34Suzuki?
15:36Are you alright?
15:37Oh yeah, just checking out some literature.
15:40I realized I've never really used the library like ever.
15:43Isn't that crazy?
15:45I was just waiting for you to wrap up and I thought I'd come look at all these cool books.
15:49Oh!
15:50Sorry!
15:51I'm acting like such a stalker!
15:53I don't think you are at all.
15:54Really?
15:55Oh, thank god.
15:56Actually, if I'm being honest, I'm happy to see her.
16:01Oh, maybe I should have told her that just now.
16:04But I don't want her to wait around for me too long.
16:08Suzuki, you can go if you want.
16:10There isn't much for you to do here.
16:12Do you think I can't read?
16:17Oh god, he thinks I can't read!
16:19Uh, no, that isn't what I meant.
16:21I just...
16:22Don't you worry about me!
16:25I'll just grab a book real quick and head home for today.
16:30I get it.
16:31It's annoying having someone hanging around when you're working.
16:34Like when friends show up to your part-time job and you can't decide between being buddy-buddy or professional.
16:43I messed up.
16:45I thought I was being considerate, but she didn't take it that way.
16:53Suzuki.
16:56The library is going to close at 5 o'clock.
16:59Wait for me?
17:00Hey!
17:01Huh?
17:03Woof, woof!
17:04Woof, woof!
17:05Woof woof!
17:07Woof!
17:08Woof.
17:09Woof!
17:10Woof!
17:11Woof!
17:12Up until now, I went through life taking things people said to me literally,
17:31completely missing everything under the surface.
17:35It didn't matter to me if my intentions were conveyed properly through my words.
17:39I never gave it a second thought.
17:45Expressing my thoughts verbally and understanding others hoping to do the same is difficult to figure out.
17:53I can't help but worry that there's still a lot I'm missing.
18:05Hey, Gombapod! Are you headed home right now too?
18:09Well, what does it look like?
18:11Whoa, nice e-bike, very competitive!
18:13Don't laugh at me.
18:15Go home before it gets dark, damn bitch.
18:17Okay, bye!
18:21Sorry, were you waiting long?
18:25I just saw Gombapod leaving school on the teeniest little baby bike.
18:30What's so strange about that?
18:31Watching him ride me!
18:33The bike was way too tiny for his not-tiny body!
18:36The wheels look like little biscuits!
18:38Ha-ha!
18:39That one thing was so adorable, I was dying!
18:41There it is again.
18:43Quick question.
18:44When you see something and say that it's adorable, what do you mean?
18:48Huh?
18:48You don't know?
18:50Not exactly.
18:51I understand how you might find a kitten or a panda adorable,
18:54but when it comes to our faculty members and their vehicles, I don't quite follow.
18:59Oh, now I see!
19:01Huh, what's a better way for me to describe it?
19:04I guess it's sort of like getting my heart squeezed, but in a sweet and happy way?
19:10Oh!
19:10It's endearing!
19:14Does that make any more sense?
19:17I guess guys don't toss around the word adorable all that much, huh?
19:25Later!
19:26I'll have to keep going to the library from now on.
19:29The book I got is part of a series!
19:31Oh, I've actually read that one, too.
19:33Really?
19:34Once I've done, we can talk about it!
19:36Maybe you could recommend some Bitbrain books for me to read!
19:42Really?
19:42You want me to?
19:43Yeah!
19:44I mean, our tastes are probably totally different.
19:47But that's still fun!
19:49I mean, it's not like we need to be carping copies of each other, right?
19:56The way I see it, we'll keep on getting to know each other bit by bit.
20:00Then when one of us says,
20:01Yo, I like this,
20:02the other can say,
20:04Yeah, I know you do.
20:05I want to know all the little things about you.
20:13Suzuki, I...
20:15I don't think I can ever be like Sudaken,
20:21or perfectly fit your coolness code,
20:24but...
20:29You're adorable.
20:35Do you understand?
20:43Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
20:47Okey-dokey...
20:48Oh, Tani!
21:03What's up, my guy?
21:06Good morning.
21:07Listen, Tani.
21:11Hmm?
21:12I talked to Suzuki earlier,
21:14and I asked her the reason she picked you.
21:16Dude!
21:17Come on, what is your damage?
21:19She said she likes how you don't change who you are for other people.
21:22Oh.
21:23What in the hell do you mean, oh?
21:25It's just...
21:26Why would you go out of your way to tell me?
21:28Huh?
21:29Because the best compliments are the ones people get when you're not around to hear them,
21:33are you stupid?
21:35You know, I think I'd rather be around to hear them.
21:37No, no, dude.
21:38People totally glaze you when they tell you nice things to your face.
21:41Everyone knows that.
21:42They say how they really feel in the darkness,
21:44where you won't see the knife coming.
21:45Speaking of darkness...
21:47Tone it down, man.
21:48Wait a second.
21:49Were you just trying to cheer Tani up?
21:51Doesn't that go against your own misanthrope thing?
21:54Tida,
21:54you're a really good person.
21:58What did you just call me, you freak?
22:01I'm a disgusting cesspool of negativity,
22:03and while trying to clear the rot from my soul,
22:04I said something nice.
22:05That does not make me a good person.
22:07Wow.
22:07That was a lot.
22:09Is that a new manga?
22:11No, girl, it's a book.
22:12When's the last time you even read a book?
22:14Oh.
22:15What?
22:16That's a weird combo.
22:18Super weird.
22:21Huh.
22:22Huh, indeed.
22:22Tani's actually smiling for once.
22:25That's a new one.
22:26But, but, why?
22:30This isn't happening.
22:31Does he think those guys are funnier than me?
22:34That's the part you're worried about?
22:36Huh.
22:36Huh.
22:36Huh.
22:43Yeah, hey.
22:43Tani's actually smiling for once.
22:44Tani's actually smiling for once.
22:45Tani's actually smiling for once.
22:46Tani's actually smiling for once.
22:48I'll see you next time.
23:18I'll see you next time.
23:48I'll see you next time.
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