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00:00So it turns out global warming is just another excuse to take your clothes off.
00:16I know what it looks like, but Oliver claims they raise a ton of money at this thing.
00:20Yeah, 500 bucks a plate, I'll bet. I'm just glad you've got your press pass.
00:24Although, as much as I love the one-on-one time, I gotta say I'm actually surprised Lois unattached you from her hip.
00:31What do you mean? Lois and I aren't always together.
00:34Clark, you see her more than I see Jimmy, and we're engaged.
00:37What are you trying to say?
00:40Never mind. I guess I just always thought that I would be the one circling your typos.
00:47Lois doesn't circle typos, she underlines them two or three times.
00:50And she couldn't skip out early. In typical Lois fashion, she's already on Tess's bad side.
00:56Tess, that's assuming that the Luther wannabe has a good side.
01:00I know she's a diehard Lex supporter, but up until this point, she's been civil.
01:04Uh-huh.
01:07And I'm sure the flowing hair and piercing green eyes didn't sway you at all.
01:11It doesn't change the fact that Lex knows my seeker.
01:14If she truly is following Lex's footsteps, then she may not be far behind.
01:17You're right. And if Lex chose her to carry on his legacy, she must be handled with extreme caution.
01:26Hey, Brianna!
01:28Hey, Oliver, where do you take the tread out?
01:30Over, can you get the other?
01:31You guys look great.
01:34Everyone green, you guys want to talk to me?
01:36I'll work.
01:40Ollie, can we get you?
01:42Looks like Ollie's party started in the limo.
01:46No.
01:48He'd never show up drunk.
01:58Excuse me.
01:59Excuse me.
02:00Oh, my God.
02:01Hey, that's off. That's off.
02:04I know you're not drunk.
02:07Come on, let's get you to a hospital.
02:08No.
02:09No hospital, please.
02:11Oliver, what's happened to you?
02:13Poison.
02:13I have 12 hours to live.
02:17I have 12 hours to live.
02:21Somebody save me
02:27Let your warm hands break right through
02:33Somebody save me
02:37Don't care how you do it
02:43Just stay
02:45Stay
02:45Come on
02:49I've been waiting for you
02:53I've made this whole warm time for you
03:04Chloe, he's getting worse
03:16If it's poison, we need to get him to a hospital
03:18Davis is on his way
03:21He needs a doctor, Chloe
03:22Clark, if Oliver said he wants to avoid all MDs and hospitals, I'm sure he has a really good reason
03:28I'm not going to stand here and watch my friend die
03:30Clark, you think this is easy for me?
03:31I know Oliver, too. I've worked side by side with him
03:34And when he says to do something, it's always for a reason
03:36But this time it's different. His life's at stake
03:38Clark, if you were lying on that couch, I would do whatever you ask, down to the letter
03:42I wouldn't hesitate
03:43Now trust him
03:45I'm going to check his phone, see if I can find the number of the girl he was with tonight
03:50Thank God, Davis
03:57He is a lot worse than you said he was, Chloe
04:00You think he may have been poisoned?
04:02Can you help him?
04:06His pulse is racing
04:07And he's burning up
04:09He's stable, so I can set him up with a heart monitor
04:12Take his blood to the lab
04:12But if things don't look better in one hour, I've got to bring him in
04:15I know you're risking your job to do this
04:18But you can trust me
04:20Watch him
04:25If anything changes, call, I'll get the monitor
04:27His name was Adrienne, it showed up in the calendar
04:36And she didn't call after he disappeared from the event?
04:39No, she won't pick up either
04:40I'm going to go to the bar and see if she's still there
04:43Well, let's hope for Oliver's sake that she knows something
04:45Latest dish with a side order of spell check
05:11Grizzly murders down on Hampton
05:14Lois Lane
05:18I haven't fired you yet
05:20Guess you're too busy printing my stories
05:23What's with the Oliver Queen collage?
05:29I figured the news had trickled down to the basement by now
05:32You know, for a renowned party boy, Queen doesn't know how to hold his liquor
05:35Unbelievable
05:38Metropolis may have its very own Jack the Ripper
05:41And you're preoccupied with smearing a humanitarian
05:43Do you even know Oliver Queen?
05:46Not like you do
05:47Come on
05:49You can't tell me you don't get a twinge of pleasure
05:52Seeing your ex take a public nosedive
05:54Look, he's a good person
05:57Who stands up against corruption and social injustice
06:00Wow
06:01I was going to offer you the story
06:04But after that bleeding heart testimonial
06:06You're obviously not objective enough to uncover the rest of it
06:09Well, it's not exactly a news flash
06:10You drink, you get drunk
06:12When someone leaves the club fall down drunk
06:14The story only gets better
06:15I need someone to get to the bottom of this
06:17Without suffering from an emotional meltdown
06:19Please
06:21You know, you need to read your gossip column
06:23Oliver and I were through a long time ago
06:24I'll take the story
06:25Okay
06:26I'll take the story
06:56What happened to her?
07:12Someone found her passed out in the bathroom
07:14OD'd on something or other
07:15Did she say anything?
07:16She's barely breathing
07:17Lucky if she makes it to the hospital alive
07:19Come on, Oliver
07:27Whatever's going on inside you
07:29You can beat it
07:31She's barely breathing
07:41She's barely breathing
07:43She's barely breathing
07:44She's barely breathing
07:45She's barely breathing
07:46She's barely breathing
07:47She's barely breathing
07:48She's barely breathing
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07:51She's barely breathing
07:52She's barely breathing
07:53She's barely breathing
07:54She's barely breathing
07:55She's barely breathing
07:56She's barely breathing
07:57She's barely breathing
07:58Hello? Can anyone hear me?
08:28All right. Here's the deal. Normally, I don't eat anything with more than 99 legs on it, but I haven't eaten for days. Kind of a bummer for both of us, right?
08:54Okay, you win. Go.
08:58Let's go.
09:28Let's go.
09:58Let's go.
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11:18Let's go.
11:20I'm a happy four-hour market.
11:22I need a sports drink, as much vitamin B as you can get your hands on, and one dill pickle.
11:24Let's go.
11:26Let's go.
11:27He's not hung over, Lois.
11:34What's going on?
11:36Clark's trying to figure it out, but we do know that it's serious.
11:42He's been poisoned.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:50Holly?
11:52It's Lois.
12:00Hey.
12:03What's he doing here?
12:04He needs a real doctor.
12:05He specifically said no hospitals.
12:07Well, I'm actually conscious, and I'm saying he needs one.
12:09Lois, I know what it looks like, okay?
12:12But right now, Oliver needs people he can trust, and this is what he wanted.
12:20You're right.
12:21I know Ollie better than anyone, and if he said no hospitals...
12:30I guess we have to take his word for it.
12:38Mercy.
12:39Ollie?
12:42What are you saying?
12:44Mercy.
12:45Hey.
12:50Can you hear me?
12:53Can you hear me?
12:54Can you hear me?
13:09Get these things off me.
13:10Shh.
13:12I hate leeches.
13:13Stay down.
13:15We can't take them off yet.
13:19What the hell happened?
13:20What is this?
13:23You need your rest.
13:33What's going on here?
13:35What is this?
13:36I'm Tess.
13:38I promised them that I could save you.
13:40With leeches.
13:42They produce a curing enzyme.
13:48You were poisoned by a very highly toxic plant.
13:51Girl, it's not that I don't appreciate this sentiment.
13:53I know it sounds crazy, but I'm a marine biologist.
13:56We studied this stuff.
13:58Without this enzyme, you'd be dead in 12 hours.
14:01A hospital would have misdiagnosed you, pumped you full of adrenaline, and killed you instantly.
14:05Instantly.
14:07I guess...
14:08You're lucky.
14:14That shotgun at the door...
14:16Should I feel lucky about that too?
14:19My friend and I...
14:21We've been kidnapped.
14:25Davis.
14:26I'm looking for Oliver's date.
14:27She was just admitted.
14:28I'm bringing Oliver in.
14:33Look, we just need a little more time.
14:35We couldn't identify what the poison was, but we think it was something that they drank in the limo on the way to the fundraiser.
14:40Adriana's a victim too?
14:41Was a victim?
14:43She's fine now.
14:44We treated her with adrenaline, and her stats evened out.
14:46Look, ten minutes ago, she was dying.
14:48Modern medicine, Clark.
14:49That girl's living proof that Oliver's too sick to know what he's talking about.
14:52I'm looking for Oliver's date.
14:53I'm looking for Oliver's date.
14:54She was just admitted.
14:56I'm bringing Oliver in.
14:58Look, we just need a little more time.
14:59We couldn't identify what the poison was, but we think it was something that they drank in the limo on the way to the fundraiser.
15:02Adriana's a victim too?
15:03Was a victim?
15:05She's fine now.
15:06Clark, that girl's living proof that Oliver's too sick to know what he's talking about.
15:11Cold Blue!
15:13Get a doctor.
15:15Her pupils are completely dilated, and her fever's through the roof.
15:18We need 40 cc's of nitro. Now! Now!
15:21She's going in the shop.
15:22Stay with me.
15:36It's not quite the scenario I pictured if I ever ran into a woman on this island.
15:50Just be glad that it worked.
15:53What'd they do to you?
15:54We were in Fiji, doing marine research, and this speedboat came out of nowhere.
16:06And it attacked us.
16:10They killed everyone. They killed our guide.
16:12Three of my classmates.
16:15How many are there?
16:18There's the one at the door.
16:19Then there's a guy named Marcos.
16:23They were on the way to Thailand when the boat started taking water, so they stopped here to fix it.
16:30How's your friend?
16:32She'll be okay.
16:34We'll all be okay. We just have to get out of here.
16:37So how's our golden goose?
16:48Oh, you don't think I know who you are?
16:52Oliver Queen?
16:54No idea what you're talking about.
16:57You're famous.
16:59Everyone knows you're that rich brat who took off with his friends on a yacht and parted his way into a shipwreck.
17:05And lucky for us, not all of you were shark bait.
17:12Whoa!
17:20Just let them go, huh?
17:26I have a different idea.
17:27Really ransomed him for millions.
17:37No! No! No! No! No!
17:41You kill her, you're gonna have to kill me first.
17:44You're not gonna die for her.
17:46I have been stuck on this godforsaken island for two years!
17:49So I figure if I die, at least I die for something.
17:55The books aren't stolen.
18:02Then we out of here.
18:06We are out of here.
18:15Look at us, the noble couple.
18:20I let you go and return.
18:22You are supposed to save the world.
18:23This, Sully, this isn't saving the world, is it?
18:30This is you backing out on your end of the deal.
18:33You know, maybe...
18:44Maybe we had it wrong.
18:47Maybe our...
18:50story ends and neither of us are heroes.
18:52Because you're not the only one who couldn't hold up his end of the deal.
19:02The truth is...
19:09Sometimes I wonder if I should have ever let you go.
19:11Come on.
19:18Malice?
19:21How's he doing?
19:22Um...
19:40Clerk, can I talk to you for a second?
19:47The hospital couldn't identify the poisoned.
19:50That's because the profile doesn't match any public database.
19:52So how are we supposed to find an antidote to a poison that doesn't have a name?
19:55Name it ourselves.
19:57The cyanobacteria in Oliver's blood shares a similar molecular makeup to the chloroplast found in a flower of the Myriam genus.
20:03Here.
20:04Now there's only one species of Myriam, Oleander, but that doesn't exactly narrow things down.
20:08Chloe.
20:09However, the high concentration of cardioglucosides fills out several subspecies orienting us in the South Pacific.
20:17Why are you looking at me like that?
20:19You mean like I'm going to met you lecture?
20:20Chloe, you're the smartest person I know by a long shot.
20:24But since when can you trace a few chemicals to an obscure flower?
20:27It's no big deal. I'm just expanding my knowledge base.
20:29You're getting smarter.
20:31I don't have time to discuss this with you right now.
20:34What is all this, Chloe?
20:35Thanks to Lex's obsession with toxins and viruses, Luther Corp has the most comprehensive collection of organic material on the planet.
20:50You're reading all this, aren't you?
20:51There it is.
20:52You're reading all this, aren't you?
20:53There it is.
20:54If Luthor Corp has this flower, then they have it.
20:55You're reading all this, aren't you?
20:57There it is.
20:58If Luthor Corp has this flower, then they have the antidote.
21:04Listen, Chloe, as much as I appreciate whatever it is you just did here, this is all because of Brainiac, isn't it?
21:11All right, I admit it. After he attacked me, my hacking skills went from analog to digital.
21:19And whether I like it or not, I can read and process data at lightning fast speed.
21:24Now, I know that you're not going to be able to do this.
21:26You're reading all this, aren't you?
21:28There it is. If Luthor Corp has this flower, then they have the antidote.
21:32Listen, Chloe, as much as I appreciate whatever it is you just did here, this is all because of Brainiac, isn't it?
21:36All right, I admit it. After he attacked me, my hacking skills went from analog to digital.
21:40Now, I know that right now you are making a list in your head of all the possible ways this could be your fault, but please don't.
21:47If this is because of Brainiac, then we don't know what can happen.
21:49Exactly! No one knows. So let's not worry about it until we have to.
21:54Clark, this is my life. And for once, something good came from something horrible.
21:58I'm choosing to look at this as a gift. One that could help us save Oliver's life.
22:03Now, trust me.
22:04I think it's time to call in a favor with your new boss.
22:11It does bring out your eyes. That tie.
22:27I was wondering if you could help me with something.
22:32A friend of mine has been poisoned. The doctors can't help him, but I think Luther Corp owns the lab that makes the antidote.
22:39Believe me, my heart goes out to your friend, but I don't have some secret stash of toxins or antidotes.
22:46It must be something you can do. Lex never abandons a project.
22:51He doesn't, does he? I'm still catching up from the ones he's named after constellations.
22:57But if this lab exists, I don't know about it.
23:00Look, Miss Mercer, I realize that you're my boss and that your job requires a certain level of secrecy.
23:06But the antidote to this plant could save my friend's life.
23:09Who exactly is your friend?
23:22His name is Oliver Queen. He doesn't have much time to live.
23:25I'm not going to stand here and lie to you, Clark.
23:34But I can't help you either.
23:37The lab was relocated to Campo Grande, Brazil.
23:42Even if I made a call, we'd never get the antidote here in time.
23:55You must be Lois.
24:11You must be the one who's actually qualified to do this.
24:17He's dying.
24:22I'm sorry.
24:25I'm sorry.
24:29Here's what's going to happen, Dimples.
24:31You are going to reach into that handy little tackle box of yours and pull us out a miracle.
24:35Oliver Queen does not die today.
24:39The best I can do is keep them alive a few minutes longer.
24:42Then do it.
24:55Then do it.
24:56You're gonna stay there if I'm going to have a little, you need to be missed.
25:06You must be here.
25:08Then do it.
25:09I gave this bracelet to Megan for her birthday.
25:29She was my best friend.
25:34She was joking around when she said that she'd wear it
25:37till the day that she died.
25:39Okay, Izzy, Izzy, shh, help me out with that.
25:49Here you go.
25:52Shhh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
25:58I'm so sorry.
26:04What are you doing?
26:11Go kill us.
26:14I swore that if I ever made it off this island, I'd change.
26:21I wouldn't waste my life.
26:27It starts now.
26:38Let's go!
26:40Boat's ready.
26:41Let's go.
26:58Hurry up!
26:59Here we go.
27:00Careful.
27:01That flower's poisonous.
27:02You're not gonna let you... you're here to die.
27:15You wanna live?
27:16You crawl down the leech pond.
27:17Make some new friends.
27:18You're not gonna let you... you're here to die.
27:28You wanna live?
27:29You crawl down the leech pond.
27:30Make some new friends.
27:31You ready to go home?
27:34Just hit 106.
27:36He's on fire.
27:37It's just like Adriana.
27:38We need more ice and towels.
27:39In the back.
27:40Come on, Ollie.
27:41Hold on.
27:44Come on.
27:45Come on.
27:50Come on, Ollie.
27:53Hold on.
28:00Come on.
28:05Come on.
28:07You can't take much more of this.
28:18Out of the way.
28:23Alice, I need you to breathe for me.
28:28Breathe.
28:30Come on, Holly, stay with me.
28:36Clark, he's dying.
28:40He's in.
29:06I don't get it.
29:20This antidote doesn't exist.
29:22Queen Industries, they have a lab nearby.
29:25Mercy.
29:30You have to go find Mercy.
29:31What?
29:32Tess Mercer, Clark, please.
29:34Whoever did this to me, they're gonna go after her next.
29:36You know Tess.
29:37There's no time, Clark.
29:39She's working late.
29:40She's at the Daily Planet.
29:46Damn it.
30:00You miss me.
30:15You left me on that island to die.
30:19You're not an easy person to track down, are you?
30:26There's a scared little girl I remember.
30:32You haven't changed a bit.
30:37I think you'd be surprised.
30:40I was meant to write you a postcard.
30:44He said thank you.
30:46You were one of the men in my life that taught me how to fight back.
30:49I'm gonna fight back.
30:50I'm gonna fight back.
31:19I'm gonna fight back.
31:28I'm gonna fight back.
31:48Jeez.
31:49whatever happened to the party boy hanging up his beer bong so that he could do good for the world
31:55well i'm not the guy in that article anymore of course you're not you're oliver queen
31:59world-famous samaritan and i was his first save excuse me you um
32:17you know you were much more than that
32:18i'm glad you're okay over
32:23after all i need the chief of queen industries alive and well if luther corp is going to keep
32:32its competitive edge i'm happy to help this is great
32:39a few pay grades up from your days studying jellyfish and protesting whalerships huh
32:45you're not the first person to wonder how i arrived at the helm of the luther dynasty
32:50well what's to wonder you play to win
32:54i found out how ruthless you were a long time ago
32:58after what you did to me did you really expect me to just sit around and eat ice cream
33:04no you'd rather work for my greatest enemy and then just when i think the knife can't twist any farther
33:08you take over his entire company oh so that's what you do when you're not writing checks and
33:14grinning for the cameras you sit around pondering ways that i've dedicated my life to your downfall
33:19i'm sorry to break it to you oliver but everything i did i did for me
33:25well then i guess our past is behind us
33:28it has been since the day that you said goodbye
33:32oh wait
33:34you never actually did did you
33:39is that why you called me here hmm
33:41because it's on the tip of my tongue
33:44no
33:48i called you to give you this
33:52i realize that lionel luther is dead and buried but maybe this will help you sleep at night
33:57i think smallville starting to get the hang of things around here
34:26it was i spoke to chloe she said you didn't come home last night
34:31so not what you're thinking i may have played nurse with oliver but it never progressed to doctor
34:37i've been working here all night
34:39kitten adoption fair this sunday
34:43you gave up your article on oliver for this
34:46doesn't sound like you lois
34:51is it possible you're more shaken up about last night than you realized
34:55you think
34:57i was practically a three-shot martini
35:01yeah but it doesn't mean you have to bury your emotions in your work
35:05this will be the most heart-freaking kitten adoption story you've ever read
35:09what am i doing ollie and i are through
35:14maybe but just because the relationship's over doesn't mean the feelings go away
35:19i'd be lying if i said i didn't watch the goodbye tape that lana sent me more than once
35:23well i'd rather avoid a ride on the clark and lana roller coaster
35:26no offense
35:28it's okay
35:31i've got a delicate enough ego as it is
35:34i am not cut out to date a guy with a hero complex
35:37i mean you were there you saw him at the fundraiser he's practically an icon the man of tomorrow and i'm just lois lane the girl who writes about it
35:46well there's nothing wrong with that right so when the occasional feelings flare up
35:55you just got to trust your gut as hard as it is and realize that you broke up for a reason
35:59exactly
36:02that one's in the house smallville
36:05you should know i'm allergic to cats
36:09get to work
36:13chop chop
36:29i thought i closed those
36:34i'm sorry they were open
36:37what are you doing here
36:39well i was uh checking in on oliver's hell of a close call last night he's got a pretty great crew of friends
36:46renegade paramedic included
36:48you must have done pretty well on your sats i thought you said you studied journalism
36:53well yeah journalism and then there were the core classes and some you know electives and stuff
36:58level with me chloe you're some kind of genius i'm embarrassing you
37:02there's a reason i like to try and keep the doors closed
37:06you know there's nothing wrong with being smart
37:08when the seating chart at your wedding looks more like a euclidean algorithm than a dining hall you know you got something seriously wrong
37:16and the guy next to you on that seating chart what does he think about all this
37:24he doesn't know
37:29well it's all sort of just happening
37:33which is why i would really prefer it if we could keep it between us
37:36well chloe i think that
37:40in some weird way we all have
37:42some part of us that we hold underneath the surface
37:44how about even i do
37:48so i hear i'm not the only one in town who owes you a drink
38:05tess mercer's attacker was arrested last night
38:08why didn't you tell me you knew tess mercer before
38:13it was in the past
38:16not exactly proud of the way things turned out
38:19doesn't change the fact that she knew the guy who tried to kill you
38:23yeah well it makes sense to me
38:25the guy came after me
38:28he's gonna go after her
38:29she's the other captain of industry in town so
38:31oliver with all that poison in your system
38:34are you sure adding more is the best idea right now
38:36yeah clark why don't you stick to your milkshakes
38:39huh i'll know when i've had enough
38:41lionel luther killed my parents
38:51you figured that out from flight records
38:55i mean it was a plane crash
38:57yeah it was a plane crash and according to that
39:00there were luther corp employees on the maintenance lot
39:03do you think lionel paid them to sabotage the plane
39:06did you know about this
39:14you were the son lionel never had
39:21guy knew everything about you right
39:23so don't stand there and tell me
39:24that you didn't know a couple of his dirty little secrets
39:26look oliver i was afraid that you'd do something you'd regret
39:40something i regret
39:42like what clark you thought i was gonna kill him
39:44is that it
39:44i wouldn't have killed him
39:47i survived for two years on an island by myself
39:53clark when it wasn't pouring rain it was blistering sun
39:56there were mosquitoes that ate me alive
39:58it's okay because you know what made me strong
40:03you may be invincible
40:06but you are not fearless are you
40:08you're afraid to trust your friends
40:11and you're afraid to face who you were really meant to be
40:14you're afraid of everything
40:19maybe you haven't been put to the test yet
40:23maybe your island's still out there clark
40:27take me to the airport
40:36right
40:37what the hell
40:47you
40:51who do you think paid your bail
40:54feels too good for you
40:58i think he's having a heart attack you might want to take him to the hospital
41:11what am i an ambulance
41:12they'll know what to do with her
41:15and you
41:30and you
41:30and you
41:31and you
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