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00:00Hey, all right. This is the Fonz. Listen up. There is some unbelievable action coming your way today on Fonz and the Happy Days Gang. Don't you miss it.
00:30We've got it all together now, gang. The Fonz. His doggy name, Mr. Cool and the Good Group.
00:58One flaky time machine and a future chick named a Cupcake.
01:12Oh, now the gang got zapped into that time machine and they're like traveling to time.
01:20My, my.
01:21They do not dig where that machine is going, but they sure hope to get back to 1957 Milwaukee.
01:30Can you dig it?
01:31Yeah.
01:37We now return with Fonz and the Happy Days Gang.
01:40We're going to crash for sure.
01:53Relax, Ralph. I've got everything under control.
01:58Almost.
02:00Everything's upside down, Rich. Do something quick.
02:03I am, Ralph. I'm falling.
02:05Hey, I see I've got a little problem here.
02:16All right, you refugee from the scrap heap.
02:18Just cool it.
02:20Oh!
02:22What's going on here, Cupcake? I thought we'd be back in 1957 by now.
02:27I'm sorry, Fonz. The time machine's acting up again.
02:30You mean we're going to miss 1957?
02:33Only by a century or two.
02:36Hey, hold it, huh?
02:37Fonz is going to disappoint all these lovely ladies because of a dumb time machine.
02:42Bow, bow, yow, yow, yow, ruff.
02:45Hey, enjoy yourself, cool, but stop licking on the pictures.
02:50Huh? Oh.
02:53All right, this looks like a job for the patented Fonz and really turntat.
02:57Wow, Fonz.
03:01Oh, that's real cool.
03:09Oh, that's much.
03:11Now we're stuck in reverse.
03:13Oh.
03:13Oh.
03:14Oh.
03:15Oh.
03:15Oh.
03:16Oh.
03:16Oh.
03:16Oh.
03:17Oh.
03:17Oh.
03:18Oh.
03:18Oh.
03:19Oh.
03:19Oh.
03:20Oh.
03:21Oh.
03:21Oh.
03:22Oh.
03:23Oh.
03:24Oh.
03:25Oh.
03:26Oh.
03:27Oh.
03:27Oh.
03:27Oh.
03:27Hey, I see palm trees.
03:33It's got to be Miami Beach.
03:34We're only a bus ride from Milwaukee.
03:36Oh, yeah?
03:37Then somebody better start looking for a bus.
03:40I'll go with you, Fonz.
03:44Whoa.
03:48Yeah, Fonz?
03:49How many times have I got to tell you to go to the door like everybody else, please?
03:54Oh, sorry, Fonz.
03:55I'll get it right this time.
03:56I'll get it right this time.
03:57That future chick is good looking, but she'll never learn.
04:01Have a learn.
04:02All right, come on, guys.
04:03All right, come on, guys.
04:08You're right.
04:09Do-do-do.
04:10You're right.
04:11You're right.
04:12You're right.
04:13I don't know.
04:13Oh, no.
04:14Do-do-do.
04:15Do-do-do-do-do.
04:16Oh.
04:17Ah!
04:18Oh.
04:19This is Miami.
04:24We're about a million years too soon.
04:26You mean, no bus?
04:29Oh, no.
04:30The whole jungle's moving.
04:32No, it isn't, Ralph.
04:33It's not?
04:35We are, according to my time band,
04:39we're standing on the back of a prehistoric brontosaurus.
04:46Oh, come on.
04:47Everybody knows brontosauruses are extinct.
04:50Tell that to him!
04:53Oh!
04:54Look for it!
04:55Bons!
05:02Everybody knows brontosauruses are extinct.
05:05Real good, Rich.
05:07All right, just leave this to me, all right?
05:10Say, enough already.
05:13Now, as I was saying before we were so rudely interrupted,
05:16you've got to face your opponent,
05:18man to dinosaur,
05:20eyeball to eyeball.
05:22See, there's nothing to worry about.
05:24Hey!
05:25A ruckus, a rabbit,
05:27a ruckus, a dinosaur,
05:28a ruckus...
05:29Oh, no!
05:34Oh, no!
05:35No!
05:36No!
05:40No!
05:40No!
05:43Yay!
05:44Yay!
05:44Oh, no!
05:46Oh, Bons!
05:49We've lost the time machine!
05:52Well, Rich,
05:52it's going to be a long walk back to 1957.
05:56Get it, Rich?
05:57It's a joke.
05:58Rich?
05:59Hey, where are you taking us?
06:05You guys know the way back to Milwaukee?
06:07I didn't think so.
06:10How are we ever going to find my time machine in this goop?
06:13All right, first things first, Cupcake.
06:15Right now, we've got to find the trouble twins.
06:18Richie and Ralph!
06:20They're gone!
06:21That's right,
06:22and it's up to us to find them.
06:23Uh, pardon me,
06:26but I didn't invite a brontosaurus, eh, Long?
06:31Hold it.
06:32Hold it.
06:33Will you go gentle on the leather?
06:35Why don't you just stay right here,
06:36uh, and, uh,
06:37guard the goop?
06:38Right?
06:39Till we get back?
06:42How are we going to find Richie and Ralph?
06:46All right, Mr. Cool.
06:48Your turn.
06:50Got a job for you.
06:51Go to it.
06:53You hear anything, Cool?
07:15Ready?
07:16Bye-bye.
07:17Uh-uh.
07:17Dinosaur crossing.
07:27Well, why don't you try sniffing the trail,
07:29you know, like, use your nose?
07:30Uh-uh.
07:31Ooh.
07:32Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
07:36Mm-mm.
07:37Mm-mm.
07:38Stranger look good to Bruta.
07:41Hey, nice work, Mr. Cool.
07:43You know, now, just kick...
07:44Hey!
07:45Hey, you!
07:50Come back with that font!
07:52Uh, excuse me, my lady,
07:54but this is where I might get off.
07:56Ooh-mm.
07:57Hey, hey.
07:58When you got it, you got it.
08:02You can't keep us here.
08:04We're American citizens.
08:05And besides that, we've studied kung fu, karate, and...
08:10And a year of cowardly.
08:14Rock, pick one of you.
08:16Pick him!
08:17Me, me, me, I, oh, you king.
08:21King?
08:22Why didn't you say so?
08:24Let me be the king, Rock.
08:25I'd be a great king.
08:27I was once king of the prom.
08:28Brown, that was the April Fool's dance.
08:31What's the difference?
08:31I've got experience.
08:33Okay, you can.
08:35Oh, you won't regret it, Rock.
08:37King Ralph I.
08:39I kind of like the sound of that.
08:41Don't worry, Rich.
08:42You'll be my first official pardon.
08:44Hey, I don't know what you got there, but, uh, it sure is, uh, we're talking fake.
09:00And hungry!
09:02Then I guess I'll have to feed him a knuckle sandwich.
09:06Wait a minute, Bons.
09:07I'll just levitate him up and out of our way.
09:10Great, great, that's all I need now, right?
09:12A little more screw-up 25th century magic.
09:19Oh, moon craters.
09:21It boomeranged.
09:23And it's all right, Cupcake.
09:24It's the result.
09:25It counts.
09:28Hey!
09:29Randy, Randy!
09:30All right, talk to me, talk to me.
09:33What is it, Cool?
09:35It's a cave chick.
09:36Not for long, if that tyrannical creep has anything to say about it.
09:41A hero's work is never done.
09:45Cool!
09:48Hey!
09:52Ah, you say, Bruta!
09:55It's all in a day's work.
09:57Hey, listen, sorry, I'd love to stay, but I got some red-headed friends who need rescuing.
10:00Uh, Mr. Cool, what is the matter?
10:08I did all the work.
10:23What's that?
10:24Hey, listen up.
10:25It sounds like drums, right?
10:27Without the guitar and bass section.
10:28Leave me torn, Mr. Cool.
10:30Calloping Galaxies!
10:35A prehistoric village!
10:39Yeah, it looks like a real rock session.
10:41Fuzzy!
10:43All right, hands off the leather.
10:46That's more like it.
10:47Well, right there, Uncle Redder!
10:54No strangers alone!
10:56You guys are the only strangers here, and I am talking strange.
11:00Watch this.
11:01Take us to your leader.
11:02Leader?
11:04Yeah, you know, chairman of the board, head man, president.
11:07Your king!
11:08Oh, king!
11:13Follow us!
11:15Ralph Malf is your king.
11:26Hiya, Fonz!
11:28Cupcake!
11:28Welcome to Ralph Land!
11:31Hey, look at you, Ralph.
11:32And I came to rescue you from this.
11:34But we have to get back that time machine right now.
11:38Not me, Fonz.
11:39I kind of like being king.
11:40No take king!
11:42See what I mean?
11:43They love me!
11:44And who can blame them?
11:45I can!
11:47Richie!
11:48What are you doing in that cage?
11:50Don't ask!
11:51Hey, uh, you do what you want, Ralph, all right?
11:53I'm taking Richie and splitting.
11:55Not, say.
11:56No take king.
11:57No take friend of king.
11:59No take nothing.
12:01Oh, yeah?
12:02Well, cupcakes, say.
12:03Watch this!
12:05Hang on, Rich.
12:06You'll be with us before you can say...
12:09Oops.
12:10Oops.
12:11Good trick.
12:12You teach rock?
12:13Hey, come here.
12:14Listen up for a minute.
12:15Man to rock now, huh?
12:17Tell me something.
12:18Why would you want someone like Ralph Malf to be your king?
12:21In just king for day, we feed king to fire guard at sundown.
12:28Then we get new king.
12:31One of you.
12:33Bye.
12:46Something's going on out there, Fonz.
12:48It's a parade of some kind.
12:50Hey, guys.
12:51My people are taking me on a tour of my kingdom.
12:54My forest.
12:55My mountains.
12:57This volcano.
12:58Make it easy around the curves, boys.
13:00Watch the speed.
13:02Creeping cosmos.
13:04What are we going to do, Fonz?
13:06Well, we can't let them throw Ralph into the volcano.
13:10Something as that thought might be.
13:12Oh, you want me to zap us out of here?
13:15Now, hold the cupcake.
13:16That's what got us in here in the first place.
13:18Remember?
13:18All right, Mr. Cool.
13:22Why don't you give it a shot?
13:23Me, me.
13:24Hey.
13:24Hey.
13:24Hey.
13:25Hey.
13:25Hey.
13:26Hey.
13:26Hey.
13:27Hey.
13:27Hey.
13:28Hey.
13:29Hey.
13:29Hey.
13:30Hey.
13:31Hey.
13:31Hey.
13:32Hey.
13:33Hey.
13:33Hey.
13:34Hey.
13:35Hey.
13:35Hey.
13:36Is it okay if I see what I can do now?
13:39What's a whistle going to do, Fonzie?
13:44Hunky stranger, go Bruta.
13:46Hey.
13:47Hey.
13:47Hey.
13:47Bruta, baby.
13:48Can you get hunky stranger out of cage?
13:51Hey.
13:51Hey.
13:51Hey.
13:52Hey.
13:52Hey.
13:52Hey.
13:52Hey.
13:52Hunky baby.
13:53You watch.
13:55Whoa.
13:55Whoa.
13:56Whoa.
13:57Yikes.
13:58Not bad for a prehistoric chick.
14:00Could you just watch the pup next time?
14:02Hm.
14:03I could have done that with my little pinky.
14:06Right, Cupcake, but the cage probably would have fallen in on us.
14:09Come.
14:10We make cave music.
14:13Fonzie!
14:14It's okay, Cunningham.
14:15At least she's heading toward the volcano.
14:18Volcano?
14:19Runky!
14:23So what do we do now?
14:24Volcano!
14:25I guess that answers that.
14:27Hey, beautiful Bruta, I'd love to see your cave, but...
14:31Maybe some other time, all right?
14:33Eesh.
14:34No!
14:35Now!
14:36We...
14:37Go!
14:38Hey!
14:39Hey!
14:40Hey!
14:41Hey!
14:42Hey!
14:43Randy!
14:44Randy!
14:45Randy!
14:46Randy!
14:47Easy, cool, easy.
14:48Not in front of all these people.
14:49Of course, the volcano is right on top of us.
14:51Makes me think this is a shortcut.
14:53Walk this way, cool.
14:56Hey, look at me, Blue!
14:59Oh!
15:10Please, watch your step, cool.
15:15Hey, things can get a little high.
15:17All right, now.
15:18Please, let's go.
15:19I've got friends to rescue.
15:20Thank goodness, this looks like the way out.
15:22Huh?
15:23Huh?
15:24Huh?
15:25Huh?
15:26Huh?
15:27Huh?
15:28Huh?
15:29Huh?
15:30Huh?
15:31Huh?
15:32Huh?
15:33Uh-oh!
15:34Oh, thank goodness, this looks like the way out.
15:49Huh?
16:02Rondy!
16:02All right, now be cool, cool.
16:04We're almost there.
16:05All we gotta do is cross this little rock bridge.
16:08Come on, cool, nothin' to it.
16:12Huh?
16:12Where the river?
16:13Sheesh!
16:18Eee-hoo!
16:26Uh-oh!
16:28Wait!
16:29Wait!
16:29I want to see my volcano, but not this close!
16:32Uh, what come after two?
16:36Three.
16:37What am I saying?
16:38Oh, please!
16:39No, I'm allergic to lava!
16:40Really, I break out!
16:42Three!
16:43Stop!
16:44Bitch, stop them!
16:45They're gonna make me the volcano's lunch!
16:47No way!
16:47No way!
16:48You throw him in, you gotta throw us in, too!
16:52Good idea!
16:53That make Fire God real happy!
16:56That isn't how it was supposed to work!
16:58Prepare to feed all three the Fire God!
17:02Oh, a tree!
17:04They must've got Cupcake and Cunningham!
17:06All right, we need a plan, cool!
17:08Can't catch him in the mitt!
17:10Hey, I'm real sorry, cool, but that ain't gonna work either!
17:13But this hollow stalagmite could be just what we need!
17:15Do you like Fire God?
17:16You hot guy!
17:17Great!
17:18Just what we need!
17:19Caveman with a sense of humor!
17:20Oh!
17:21Can't catch him in the mitt!
17:22Hello!
17:23Hey, I'm real sorry, cool, but that ain't gonna work either!
17:26But this hollow stalagmite could be just what we need!
17:30What do you need?
17:35You like Fire God?
17:38Him hot guy!
17:42Great!
17:43Just what we need!
17:44Caveman with a sense of humor!
17:45All right, cool it!
17:48This is your Fire God speaking!
17:51Actually, I'm full!
17:53We've had enough kings for one day!
17:55Fire God?
17:57Him never speak before!
17:59That's because I never had anything to say before!
18:06But I'm talking now and you better listen!
18:10I say let my people go!
18:12Or you will see the world's biggest cookout!
18:15From real close up!
18:18Good ol' Fonz!
18:22They're leaving!
18:23Yeah, now it's our turn!
18:25Back to the time machine!
18:26Before those cavemen find out what hit them!
18:28You're our hero, Fonzie!
18:30Hey!
18:31Hey!
18:36Thanks, Fonzie!
18:37It looks like they're busy trying to make friends with their fire guy, right?
18:46Which means we can make tracks back to the time machine!
18:47But the time machine's on the other side of the village, Fon!
18:48I'm ready for you!
18:49They could zap us up with disguise, Fonzie!
18:50Enough zapping for one day, Cupcake!
18:51Besides, I've already got an idea!
18:52I've got an idea!
18:53Looks like they're busy trying to make friends with their, uh, fire guard, right?
18:59Which means we can make tracks back to the time machine.
19:01But the time machine's on the other side of the village, Fon.
19:05I'm ready for ya.
19:08I could zap us up a disguise, Fonzie.
19:10Enough zapping for one day, Cupcake.
19:13Besides, I've already got an idea.
19:23Wow, this is great, Fon. It's really great.
19:28They don't suspect a thing.
19:30Oh, really, really great.
19:31I get the picture, Rich. Just move your barn, okay?
19:39Catch up, Cool.
19:49We made it!
19:50All right, count heads. Everybody here?
19:52Mr. Cool's gone.
19:53Cosmic Comets, Fon, look!
19:56He's gone the wrong way!
20:03That's what he saw. Firm move.
20:07Saw something?
20:08Didn't see something.
20:09Saw something?
20:11Didn't see something.
20:13That was wrong.
20:14We're not going to run, aren't we, Fon?
20:25You've got a better idea, Rich?
20:28I guess not.
20:31Wait for me!
20:35Moon craters!
20:35Craters!
20:36Oh, I'm lost!
20:37Oh, I'm lost!
20:38Which way now, Fonzie?
20:42That way!
20:47Yeah, that way!
20:49Are you sure about that, Fonz?
20:50Do my ears deceive me?
20:52Are you questioning the Fonz?
20:54Oh, what Ralph means, Fonz,
20:56is that if that's the way we have to go,
20:58it's a dead end.
20:59What are these Cape Cats going to learn?
21:01You guys, stand aside.
21:02Yeah, okay, Fonz.
21:03Go, Fonz.
21:05Go, Frog!
21:05Go, Doc!
21:14Whoa, Toro!
21:16Hey!
21:18Come on, Muppet, the bunny kitty!
21:28Muppet?
21:30Hey!
21:30I did it right!
21:33Now it's up to Fonzie.
21:57A very nice shot there, Rock.
22:00Have a nice trip there, Rock-o.
22:09Wow, that was pretty fun.
22:11That's how you showed him.
22:13Well, a little messy, but violence is never a pretty say.
22:19Another dinosaur.
22:21Don't get your freckles in an uproar there, Ralph.
22:23It's our friend from the swamp.
22:25It's not exactly a Harley, but he'll do in a pinch.
22:39All right, that's it.
22:40Now, a little to the right.
22:42Now you got it.
22:43All right, now straight back and keep walking.
22:45All aboard, everybody.
22:59Next stop, Milwaukee.
23:02All right, all right.
23:03I'll be there in a sec, okay?
23:04After I say goodbye to my pal here.
23:06I totally agree, and I couldn't have said it better.
23:12It could cure yourself, okay, pal?
23:16Ah, we alone, at last.
23:19Easy daisy.
23:21Fonzie, there's no time for that now.
23:24The countdown's already started.
23:26We take off in ten seconds, with or without you.
23:29Hey, you heard, Brutababy.
23:31I gotta split.
23:32Brutababy, not let hunky baby go.
23:35Five seconds.
23:37Oh, you wonderful cave lady, you.
23:40You asked for it.
23:44The famous Fonzarelli immobilizer.
23:47Brutababy, I hate the kiss and run,
23:49but I have got a time machine to catch.
23:52Hurry up!
23:53Come on, come on, hurry up!
23:54Two, one...
23:59Hey, Fonz, that was some kiss.
24:11Yeah.
24:12You think she'll ever come down from cloud nine?
24:14Sure she will.
24:16In a month.
24:17Nobody ever kissed me like that.
24:19Oh!
24:30Oh, no, Graters!
24:32Not again!
24:49.
24:54.
24:59.
25:03.
25:04.
25:07.
25:14.
25:18The End
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